The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

[@ursaminor9780]

“Is it long?” “Not really, no, but it’s gonna feel long for sure.” So paradoxical, yet so strangely true.

[@Jordan-gh1pw]

That's what she said

[@TheSaneMongrels]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@susanmaggiora4800]

Marvel Disneyfan Especially when you’re at a restaurant🤣

[@Merlincat007]

Yeah, people have gotta pep it up. You can't sing happy birthday too slow or it sounds like a dirge and is awkwardly long.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Try standing there when people insist on doing the Stevie Wonder version of Happy Birthday. It like five minutes long! After 40 seconds you're like, "Okay, now I wish I hadn't been born. 😐" 🤣😂🤣

[@Boomerkbom57]

"This would have worked better if you had a two syllable name" If only his name was Ryan.

[@gametests]

I made a new Tom and Jerry video after RX 6000 announcement!

[@aidreamers]

"Oh, but why is your name so long?" "So the joke can happen." "That makes sense."

[@toastermkii7836]

No happy birthday CYAN

[@kzcreationzmore]

Lmao

[@darkjamlord]

@@gametests I don't care

[@billc.2627]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary." I'm going to say this from now on after blowing out the candles of my birthday cake.

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

@@AxxLAfriku Ah yes, the legend of the comment section. Man, why you like this?

[@Soul-Burn]

They are no longer sanitary either, what with all the breathing onto it.

[@Soul-Burn]

The baked goods!

[@FranciscoHernandez-pq5uu]

lol same here

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

@@Soul-Burn Before Covid I would have just laughed at you for being a germaphobe. Now.... *shivers*

[@thunderstick3193]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary." -Ryan George

[@boooster101]

Everyone after having burnt their mouth for the n'th time on that hot pocket

[@asmosisyup2557]

"Let's Game it Out" is taking notes

[@colevonrichthofen348]

Yes, that is in fact a quote from the video. Good job!

[@Ryan50Ryan]

I'm gonna start using that.

[@micahphilson]

Actually, Jeremiah was the one who said that.

[@davidbarnes6672]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary" is a quote for the ages

[@thethiny]

Sth straight out of RPGs

[@fukawininetynine5999]

I’m going to try to work that into a conversation somewhere.

[@HariSeldon913]

Sounds like something Data would have said back in TNG.

[@nickanthes9906]

Ryan George is like a live action version of the strange planet comic series.

[@brucebaker810]

For when you change ages. Yes. That's it exactly. Aalll of your future ages. You've...what's the expression? Hammered it completely.

[@renamedanglerfishwholivesi3424]

Is this Ryan's way of saying it's his birthday? Happy Birthday, Ryan!

[@shammyopurification8129]

I think so

[@SidPil]

His Bday is on June 21

[@neetpride5919]

You fool! He clearly said it was Jeremiah's birthday

[@MrDagren]

@@neetpride5919 Oh is that what he said? I couldn't really understand since that sentence was so crammed together.

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

Lol

[@CoolFilmMovies]

That moment Ryan found out that Happy Birthday was no longer a copyrighted song...

[@ethanloughrey8375]

Is it not?!

[@miraiholmes]

Since when O.O

[@RoweRowe]

I though MJ owned it

[@wilbursootisbetterthanyou9024]

Well it’s shorter than 12 seconds so yea

[@mikeedwards4436]

I didn’t know it was not longer copyrighted. And I just had a birthday a week ago, Stoney’s didn’t have to make up their own song. Happy happy birthday from the shoneys gang...

[@trumpeterjen]

"Yeah, it woulda worked better if your name was two syllables." -Ryan, speaking to another Ryan

[@favoritemustard3542]

I thought the other guy's name was George...

[@Kalaphant]

The Ryans in the Ryanverse have different names we decided

[@OneTopic]

Happy 30th birthday!!

[@wm1389]

Omg, collab!!!

[@cyeayttheratking9501]

hi ot

[@elly8353]

Loved the new r/SuddenlyGay video!

[@blazer3756]

I’m just here to say I’m a comment that isn’t going to say OmG I lOvE uR vIdS

[@creativedesignation7880]

This is getting out of hand, I feel like all the channels I watch also watch each other. Well, whatever, with 2020 being as it is, this counts as meeting with a group of friends I decided.

[@DrDolan2000]

"Is it long?" "Not really, but it's going to feel like it" Facts

[@kolbus7807]

Just do what I do and blow out the candles before they finish singing

[@liavhanegbi2729]

@@kolbus7807 lmao I gotta try that

[@stevendoyel]

Thats what she said

[@arslanhassan1533]

That's what she said and what I replied.

[@yoda2495]

Yeah whenever ppl sing the happy birthday song on my birthday i just want to ask them to stop

[@TheBonsaiZone]

Just checking.... On September 22, 2015, federal judge George H. King ruled that the Warner/Chappell copyright claim over the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" was invalid. ... Since there was no evidence Summy Co. had copyright on the song, the song is still considered to be in the public domain.

[@Barnaclebeard]

NIGEL!! Crazy seeing you here!! I'm your neighbour in Waterloo.

[@__-tz6xx]

I can sing "Happy Birthday" wherever I want to now! Nice!

[@MichaelJohnson-qx6hl]

That doesn't mean he isn't gonna get manually copyright claimed though.

[@chyngyzkudaiarov4423]

my birthday is September 22, glad to know we didn't steal intellectual property that day

[@TaddiestMason]

Now that ACB is on the Supreme Court, they’ll probably change that. She’s all for the corporate takeover of our country

[@Jessie_Helms]

Thousands of years of tiny traditions, quirks in a family becoming more common, and countless cultures mingling to bring us to this point.

[@mr_0n10n5]

I feel like today is Actually Ryan's birthday and he just thought about this video.

[@wikansaktianto9215]

Which Ryan? Or which George?

[@scottjones8473]

Lol totally yea

[@bunny7741]

That was my first thought too. Happy BDay Ryan!

[@davidnorris2009]

Well it's super easy barley an inconvenience

[@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165]

He's a Cancer/Gemini. (Born June 21. Maybe his gf is a Scorpio/Libra who just had a Bday.)

[@Gio-jh1oj]

we can all relate to the “ I didn’t even know what to do with myself that entire time”.

[@Robbie32]

Honestly the whole process of a birthday party is super-awkward. From awkwardly listening to people sing a unoriginal song to awkwardly listening to them count up to your age. Which is then followed by awkwardly opening presents which is made even more awkward if you don't pretend to be excited. And then at some point you'll have to talk to your relatives, some of which you probably don't like very much and would prefer not to be there. And of course if you acknowledge how awkward this whole thing is for everyone or show even a hint of distaste for this extremely contrived ceremony, it's considered rude.

[@AprehamLincoln]

Pro tip for the next time you find yourself in this situation. Just scream the entire time to assert dominance. Works for me.

[@hendribadaya8814]

@@Robbie32 agreed I never liked Birthday party

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Yep!

[@Ty-vj4wg]

@@Robbie32 Yep, I can relate to that completely.

[@your_local_human9738]

“What are those things sticking out for?” “ *THE FIRE* “

[@brucebaker810]

The Fire. They *hold* the fire. For me, it was the holding that was hilarious.

[@fakebobbyhill296]

"The first guy to ever see a candle"

[@Jamie-rr9uv]

THE. WHAT.

[@your_local_human9738]

Lol

[@San-lh8us]

that all changed when *THE FIRE* nation attacked

[@royalwalnutbroth5664]

"no you use your mouth you have to use your mouth" *"im not gonna out my mouth in there"* *"no you weaponize your breath"* im rolling on the floor already 😂

[@strangeward-v2]

Just adding the words “I decided” to a thing once u say it makes it a billion times more funny.

[@goldenfishingrods3462]

I decided just adding the words “I decided” to a thing once u say it makes it a billion times more funny.

[@daverbx5376]

100 like 1 comment

[@kamenanew9867]

I gave you a like, you deserved it I decided.

[@iitjee-insider7431]

Sarcasm?

[@kamenanew9867]

@@iitjee-insider7431 ...I decided I'm not sure who you are referring to

[@razorr4366]

Don’t forget that one person that hits the high note in the song and raises their hand with their eyes closed.

[@JennySparkz]

HATE THAT PERSON!!!! show off....mutter, grumble

[@jaimelannister1797]

Wait there’s a high note?

[@DrDunsparce]

@@jaimelannister1797 I think on the third happy birthday

[@ablabuda4662]

waffle falafel so fuckin trUuUuUuUuUeEeEEe😂

[@mA-nd1xr]

I don't know how to ask this question, but I'll try: How in why does that person do that? Does he try to put his arm over you to hug you? And why the closing the eyes thing? I am as confused as birthday Ryan lol

[@Batman.-]

“Weaponise your breath” 2020: *nervous sweating*

[@Curts_videocassette]

lmao

[@SleepingSpinet]

LOL, right??

[@oscareguia3971]

but this was released today

[@dylanmejia5001]

Alright wind bullet jutsu

[@stephennicol9549]

But the Geneva Convention banned biological weapons!

[@wyattwalnut9796]

Jeremiah: This is ludicrous, redundant, and all forms of foolish, I refuse to have a birthday. Ryan: *present* Jeremiah: Birthday time, take the whole damn cake, I’ll blow out all of your candles.

[@Dargonhuman]

"Is it long?" "Not really, it's just long enough to wash your hands to." "Wait, what?"

[@afridmohammad9229]

He said "it's gonna feel long for sure"

[@bigbubbull]

@@afridmohammad9229 we know, he was making a joke

[@hagros93]

@@afridmohammad9229 bruh

[@Dargonhuman]

@@afridmohammad9229 Yes, I watched the video too, and that's not what I was referencing.

[@virtualabc7847]

Its twice

[@may.z525]

“All I did was scream and poop black” -Ryan George 2020

[@Dargonhuman]

-Jeremiah George*

[@DaveyDAKFAE]

-1990*

[@shanekavanagh230]

@@Dargonhuman Jeremiah Birthdayman

[@Dargonhuman]

@@shanekavanagh230 Yes!

[@joelyt1682]

It is out of context even with context

[@2bleachfans]

"I don't know if i want to be a part of this" "I got you a present" "I do deserve it" The old fashioned Jedi mind trick

[@onkelpappkov2666]

"Those are not the droids you are looking for." **slips him an envelope of bills** "Those are not the droids we're looking for. Move on."

[@maximummatt73]

Obi-wan bribing some stormtroopers is TIGHT

[@_username]

LOL kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYHLgn-EfZqqd7M

[@certiimxhzn]

*Ha pathetic, try do something I'm not immune to*

[@rachelectroDC-84]

I had to show this to my parents on my birthday last week, so we could celebrate properly and realize that birthdays are all about the anniversary of me traumatizing my Mom, screaming and pooping black, 13,500 days ago. And now I feel like I need to get my Mom a gift for my birthday! I did nothing that day. In fact, I was actually five DAYS late to my first job of... existing. 😊

[@heathercalun4919]

If you were born overdue, you probably ate your own poop at some point. Isn't that a comforting thought.

[@xcaliber4141]

U got ur first breath adjustment to light and sounds ur entine body started to move. Ur brains probably working very fast to learn everything or to stay alive both did good

[@llamalife7210]

5 days late? I was 33 days early.

[@adellefletcher]

@@llamalife7210 I was 4 months 💀

[@kh6853]

​@@adellefletcherHow were you 4 months dead?

[@Conceptcreator]

I mean... people often talk to themselves... But this is next level as always hahaha

[@37Factorial]

Ikr

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

But they're both different people!

[@dragonfly5732]

Yeah

[@jacobgorokhovsky4677]

they're quintuplets

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

Yeah what are you talking bout these are just good good friends totally not the same person 😅

[@WhisperingDeath]

"Why did you set this on fire if you had no intention of dealing with the aftermath!?" - perfect summary of 2020

[@WasatchWind]

Rather serendipitous that one of the fires started with a gender reveal for a baby that would be born 😄

[@spaghettiman3757]

@@WasatchWind This whole year is just so absurd

[@bleach00101]

We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since this year was turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it Trump never tried to fight it

[@spaghettiman3757]

@@bleach00101 nice

[@deviles]

"The Baked good is no longer incediary" Those lines are why i like this guy

[@Archimedes_BC]

Incendiary*, your welcome.

[@Noir0rioN]

@@Archimedes_BC that was bothering me too man.

[@maximummatt73]

Incendiary baked goods are TIGHT

[@turbotaquitogoogle8095]

@@Archimedes_BC ironic

[@deviles]

@@Archimedes_BC What are you doing on my back?

[@lukacunningham342]

I like how they don’t know what candles are yet candles have been invented

[@Harmthuria]

Yeah, I put miniaturized versions of things people used to make to see in the dark before electricity was a thing, I decided.

[@connoresmondo]

That awkward moment when everyone is smiling and staring at you and singing the most annoying song in the biggest monotone and you're just sitting there like: "hmm yes this floor seems to be made out of floor."

[@vjs5697]

AHaha lol!

[@Talonidas7403]

where I live we add another part that basically doubles the length of the song... Consider yourselves lucky.

[@suadela87]

We sang happy birthday over Zoom to my dad and the time delay for everyone made it so much worse. The pained look on this poor 70 year old man’s face... why do we do this?

[@swistedfilms]

HAHAHA! OMFSM thank you! I haven't laughed like that in a while!

[@andrewwashere82]

@@ray_4734 Your response killed me!! 🤣

[@anakinskywalker846]

“The baked good is no longer incendiary.”

[@iiSlightlyModified]

Never seen a child Anakin in youtube before

[@hades7010]

@@iiSlightlyModified same, until now

[@joemullarkey5719]

Incendiary baked goods are tight!

[@john.ny_420]

- Ryan George 2020

[@DaveMcIroy]

Wow. You can quote.

[@opedromagico]

the ending with the present and him changing his mind in a snap is just pure gold KKKKKKKKKK

[@ioneiroi8350]

IKR it just killed me lmfaooo

[@andrewwashere82]

Literally Lol'd!!

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

What does kkkkkkkkkk mean?

[@ne__ty2442]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 KKK on repeat.

[@lastyhopper2792]

I actually predicted it at around 3:30, like, where's the present? Oh, he'll just accept the whole thing after getting the present, sure.

[@mnsnerd]

Ryan is steadily moving up my list of the funniest people in the universe and is definitely in the top ten by this point. Comedic genius.

[@llamalife7210]

He's definitely the funniest person in the Ryanverse

[@grubbs517]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary" Alas, the same could not be said of 2020.

[@im_youknow_marty]

i kind of heard that "alas, the same could not be said of 2020" in the voice of the narrator of jane the virgin.. is that just me? (having finished the series just now) okay..

[@mastervolotaaofvoltaria4360]

Well i mean, i think 2020 is a burned good, not a baked good

[@brucebaker810]

Hamster fire? Something like that.

[@im_youknow_marty]

@@mastervolotaaofvoltaria4360 you're right.. can't argue with that😅

[@roamingmillennial2200]

"We're gonna get fire involved I decided." 2020 in a nutshell xD

[@Devynwithawhy]

and plague, panic, unrest, brutality, corruption of the highest order, honestly this entire year could just be "we didn't start the fire" but instead it's "2020 was a shitstorm"

[@natehicks8000]

And that was just January

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

I live in California. Fire is always involved.

[@killwalker]

@@Devynwithawhy omg...imagine if Billy Joel wrote a sequel to "We Didn't Start The Fire", but its all about 2020 😮 I know you pretty much said that, but anyone could do it. Imagine if the Piano Man himself did it though

[@singleplayermoments]

Mostly peaceful fires, I decided.

[@WingedWyrm]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary" I rewatched just for that line. The rest was also amzing.

[@JunKazamaFan]

Wishing Ryan a Happy Birthday one day in advance because it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@tusharg8452]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary" - That one's gonna be a classic in the upcoming birthday's of Ryan fans.

[@alvallac2171]

*birthdays (plural) birthday's = possessive (or a contraction of "birthday is/has") Apostrophes are for contractions or possessive nouns, not for pluralizing or random words that happen to end in "s."

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

@@alvallac2171 Your english teacher would be proud of you. The rest of us is just annoyed and doesn't give a fuck

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

@@alvallac2171 Sometimes autocorrect adds apostrophes to places where I don't put them, and sometimes it takes them away from places where I *do* put them. It's constantly making me screw up on "its" and "it's", although I usually notice and correct it before posting/sending. Still, if it changes the word several times or if I'm not in the mood at the time, I may just leave it in because it's not my fault.

[@jesiicaw]

Ryan's videos have made me realise that everything we do makes literally no sense and we all just do it anyway without questioning.

[@djantouahmed7319]

Not really.

[@jupiterjaeden9163]

Crucify your culture

[@themadclown4077]

Its because of society literally not as a meme but how society created all of this.

[@justpodzol9681]

Well... the justice system does make sense. It could be a lot better, but it does make sense. Ik that's not what this video is about but a lot of his other videos go over it.

[@Shadow-Shell]

Oh, I question everything

[@amongusedits1789]

That awkward moment when everyone starts singing and you have no idea what to do

[@kolbus7807]

One birthday I just blew out the candles before my family even finished the song

[@royalpain9281]

@@kolbus7807 what’s the reaction?

[@ZsaZsaUmbra]

I make eye contact to let them know that I'm judging their vocals

[@Ilkanar]

If you start choking one of singing ones- rest stop singing as well

[@Ilkanar]

@@ZsaZsaUmbra Jesus, you monster

[@DragonSlayer-hl4bb]

The line “the baked good is no longer incindiery” has me DEAD ☠️☠️💀💀

[@ellion2327]

"that did not flow well" lmao so relatable

[@BBNV76]

not realy my real, name isn't John but it is 2 syllables

[@harroldyoungling1481]

kzbin.info/door/b7zWOXx0TJlcAKpNqMzRSw

[@Chris-vj7qk]

Stop complaining mr 2 syllable name

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

This video had me creasing till my throat hurt. In the top 3.

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Indian folks agree

[@Eylrid]

"We're going to to get fire involved I decided." People doing gender reveals: Yeah, fire sounds good. Lots of fire!

[@jonrich6193]

When I saw this video in my feed I just saw the thumbnail that said let's get fire involved and I legitimately thought this was a video on the very first gender reveal party

[@naughtycicero1460]

No no no that’s too much fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sebastian.stamour]

Fire is tight!!!

[@misplacedpotato7962]

🌳🔥🔥🔥🔥♨️♨️🌳🌳🔥🔥💙💙💙🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️ IT'S A BOY

[@jerff5411]

Starting fires is super easy, barely an inconvenience .

[@fettlegoproductions8237]

"You also get presents" "Well I do deserve a little something, it is my birthday."

[@adalineoca5400]

I chuckled at that 😹

[@shaereub4450]

His mood changed instantly.

[@alexcunningham9012]

Not dying for a whole year is a major accomplishment worthy of recognition.

[@nathanstafford8412]

Things to say to make sure no one questions you: "This is the way" "I have spoken" "I decided"

[@Luminari781s]

I decided this is the way, I have spoken.

[@jodilackie2097]

“This is the will of the Father”

[@SharpDesign]

Some Mandalorian Somewhere: Mandalorians aren't allowed to take off their helmet, I decided.

[@parkerberry9701]

@Lord Mahaveer Maldonado love your name

[@KrisKamweru]

@@SharpDesign this is the way I decided

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1]

First guy to make a car "It's like a super fast horse that farts a lot."

[@tylergreene9123]

Nah, it was like a super SLOOOOOW horse that farts a lot at the time, no one wanted it lol #themoreyouknow

[@etherealicer]

@@tylergreene9123 Just putting it out there... electric cars broke the 100 km/h mark in 1899... Yes, EIGHTEEN-99

[@Jebu911]

@@etherealicer That was also one of the first cars to be able to go faster than a horse. As horses can go upto 88 km/h

[@creativedesignation7880]

Actually there was way less farting involved, since the very first cars were all electric cars.

[@etherealicer]

@@Jebu911 Though not when pulling a carriage...

[@Games4Kickz]

So was it hard to change his mind about celebrating his birthday? Not at all. In fact, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. We just tell him he gets presents. Wow, wow wow, wow wow wow wow

[@viktornapolitano6113]

Getting presents are tight!

[@Alkis05]

@@viktornapolitano6113 Pointing out that people should've used 'is' instead of 'are' is tight!

[@viktornapolitano6113]

@@Alkis05 True fact! (Thanks for pointing that out)

[@tatersmcgee406]

Comment wont get the deserved likes because shills regurgitate the same copy paste shit video to video.b (>',')>

[@medexamtoolscom]

But who gets the presents, and what should they be? Unclear!

[@sephirotic87]

In Brazil we got the melody from the US like many other countries, but a radio presenter from the 40's decided that we needed proper lyrics and made a contest in his show. An old lady from Rio de Janeiro, a school teacher, sent the lyrics to the radio, she won the contest, everyone loved the song and almost all 200+ million Brazillians that aren't Jehovah's witnessess have been singing it since them: "Parabéns a você, nesta data querida, muitas felicidades, muitos anos de vida" There is also a second part more joyful with but the origins are different.

[@opedromagico]

“I don’t create the rules when it comes to magic” - HAHAHAHAHSUSUSHS

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

From the way you type I have deduced you are a woman under 18. Worship my omniscience.

[@LyricHIM24237]

@@AAAAAA-qs1bv I would say 12 to 15

[@Stanger5441]

@@AAAAAA-qs1bv Y'all wrong, he's just brazilian lol

[@gandolf7849]

Nice

[@racsofischer7601]

@@AAAAAA-qs1bv Ah yes "pedro" that common female name

[@leoen9253]

No one: Ryan: WeApONiZe YoUr BReaTH

[@mittensdacat]

Got it to 69 likes

[@danielmestas7621]

Air dragon

[@rainier484]

Technically the truth because of covid

[@Lemonlord13]

FUS RO DAH

[@graycrest806]

*Begins eating onions*

[@teggere]

It’s kinda hard to believe this man is famous for talking to himself(happy b-day Ryan)

[@creyzx]

what are you talking about? that's Ryan and Jeremiah

[@HK-tj1kr]

And Daniel Trasher

[@anniefarrell9907]

And here I am with people telling me to stop talking to myself

[@logantyler9132]

Yeah I’m just sitting over here going where can I sign up

[@icarue993]

I do the same thing and the squirrels call me crazy

[@benplutafilms]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary" best line ever.

[@theredbrother6520]

“All I did was scream and poop black.” Holy crap this caught me off guard and had me in stitches.

[@kargovroom7701]

I feel exposed for some reason

[@witz_9989]

Let me clarify: Ryan George was born in June and is 31 years old. Jeremiah, the Ryan George clone, just turned 30 a few days ago. 😌

[@maximummatt73]

Ryan George clones are TIGHT

[@beligosk]

How could you call two completely different individual a "clone"

[@Akhimed]

@@beligosk cause they are the same person

[@Akhimed]

@@beligosk I like how him putting on glasses makes u think they ar different ppl

[@Akhimed]

@@beligosk oh shoot sry I get it

[@sokakoma]

Saying "I decided" at the end somehow makes every sentence just better.

[@treefrogg]

Saying "I decided" at the end somehow makes every sentence just better, I decided.

[@thebestboi4995]

i am gonna leave a like on your comment i decided

[@bustosadrian]

This is true, I decided

[@MrNarwhaI]

Somebody probably took your comment and got more likes than you so I’ll like your comment I decided

[@vzmkitty]

“The baked good is no longer incendiary” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Each line is better than the last. I’m dying.

[@angry_whale20]

"I didn't know what to do with myself that entire time" This is painfully accurate

[@fullonsociopath]

The only thing that is remotely fun is to simply conduct the singers, like you were bugs bunny with that opera guy. You really have to own it though.

[@arixshow]

I was born on my mother’s birthday so we both always just sang along for the other. It wasn’t until I was an adult celebrating without her that I realized how fricken awkward it is.

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

Especially, when the class realizes, that it's your birthday and starts singing

[@KingNedya]

@@sdrawkcab_emanresu That is precisely why I pretty much never told the class it was my birthday until it had already passed. Well, that and also because I would be expected to bring snacks for the whole class.

[@PikaLink91]

@@KingNedya I never told class about my birthday because I didn’t want the attention.

[@מורדגן-ד2פ]

"We're going to get fire involved I decided" The "I decided" part just cracks me up every single time! Happy birthday Ryan❤

[@kardiaclark8111]

"There's one here for every year that's passed, since you traumatised your mum and pooped black and screamed" So accurate and I am so using that line at my children's next birthday parties candle 🎂 😆😈😂

[@andyaisbitt9499]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary." Holy shit, my sides. These videos are as quotable as classic Simpsons. Ryan George almost singlehandedly redeems... KZbin.

[@adrianloveslucius]

Your Redeemer

[@maximummatt73]

Singlehandedly redeeming KZbin is TIGHT

[@gruskek]

Underrated line: "I'm not putting my mouth on this."

[@siriuslyorion2975]

And the answer is; "What is a sentence Monica Lewinski didn't say?"

[@kararichardson9177]

“These are to hold the fire” “What?! The fire?!” “Yeah I’m gonna set these LITTLE things on fire” Presents 3 foot candles

[@gibbbon]

"there is no need to involve fire" "we are gonna involve fire, i decided"

[@Suhaan600]

I dont need subtitles guys I can see what he's doing

[@user-ur1nv9ol2l]

"...the baked good is no longer incendiary..." can't argue with that.

[@BethanyKay]

This one had me laughing good. Thanks for your continuing genius Ryan ❤️

[@lara8975]

This a poopoo head

[@kolbus7807]

@@lara8975 what

[@adrianafamilymember6427]

@@kolbus7807 That WhatsApp para

[@jaidansmith2625]

I actually gave him the idea on my birthday one year I'm so happy he did it

[@frackwitdango8365]

Looks like someone has a crush (joke but sort of not really)

[@chringlanthegreat4556]

In Sweden we don’t celebrate that you popped out into the world, we just celebrate that you ain’t dead yet, so having more candles is actually an accomplishment.

[@wanderingwatcher3981]

also from sweden, I heard historically swedes used to count age in "number of winters survived", idk but sounds about right

[@kh6853]

Congratulations on not being dead yet!

[@humanperson8732]

I feel like it's actually Ryan's birthday. If it is: Happy Birthday Ryan, you always know how to make us laugh!

[@briant7265]

Put twist, it's actually Ryan on the left's birthday, not Ryan on the right's.

[@Federico-mj3si]

@@briant7265 lol!

[@dazeddamien5625]

21st June is Ryan's birthday. But it's definitely Jeremiah's birthday today!

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary" I have no idea where you come up with some of these lines, but I just decided that they are amazing

[@flippert0]

"weaponize your breath..." 2020: *takes notes*

[@ahkafkhan4512]

XD

[@ruthlessanimations6866]

OMG

[@anilz4297]

😃😃😃

[@clairebamber9608]

Safer to blow out birthday candles with a balloon pump these days!! 😷

[@1dallasstarsfan]

Comment winner lmao

[@omega6125]

How about: the first person to go trick or treating? "I'm gonna disguise myself so you'll have no idea who I am, trespass on your property and then repeatedly hit your door and sing until you give me candy." "oh so like this is a robbery?" " No no, this is completely voluntary " We- well it doesn't seem like that to me"

[@Strangepete]

Whoops

[@noumenine6474]

This could just as well be Christmas with that threatening ass figgy pudding song.

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

YES!!!😀

[@martingouws3876]

The guy should then call the cops and then say "The cop said if you don't leave he will put you in a room" then Kid Ryan will say "But he can't put me in a room, I'm not 18 years old yet." Then he repeats that to the cop, to which the cop says "Well, that is true We decided. Maybe try giving him some candy to make him leave?" Then he's like "Isn't that bribery that will make you put me in a room?" Then the cops will say "I'll make an exception for this day of the year I just decided."

[@orchdork775]

He already did! It's the one about the first guy to wear a costume

[@alberca90]

"10,950 days ago you came out of your mom's.. you know, her parts" "Wait, if im 30 then wouldnt that be 10,957 days ago?" "Whaddya mean?" "Well 10,950 days would be 30 years if each year was 365 days but every 4 years we add an extra day to the calendar making 366 days because, you know, leap years" "Ohhhh.." "Did you forget about leap years?" "I forgot about leap years" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!" "As a matter of fact, depending on if there was a leap year within the first 2 years of my life or not, it could be either 10,957 days OR 10,958 days, but its definitely been more than 10,950" "Ok look, all im trying to do is give you this cake and then force you to share it with me, so im gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this leap year stuff" "Oh ok, let me get off of that thing"

[@nobody5093]

no one has decided there are leap years in the ryan-verse yet.

@@nobody5093 I hope they'll use the same "every 100 Years we skip the leap year if it's not a multiple of 400" rule xD

[@soonamisapphire2425]

Awesome I can't believe you did the math

[@FrankReynolds845]

This is cringe.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Stupid orbit. You've had thousands of years to adjust. Get your shit together, Earth.

[@ajwinberg]

Everyone is behind having a celebration of their birth when presents are involved. 😂

[@ahmedalaskalany9275]

"The baked good is no longer incendiary." What a fun birthday 🥳

[@dragonfly5732]

Incendiary

[@MindlessTube]

Also now unsanitary.

[@anisamalikk]

You should do first guy to open a hotel or an apartment building. "Hey you should give me money so you can live in this small house inside a giant house full of smaller houses"

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

Perfect!😂😂

[@kamenanew9867]

That is a hilarious idea, I've decided.

[@anisamalikk]

Lol I just came back to this comment and saw how many likes I got.

[@nopeno9130]

good idea. replace "house" with "rectangle" and "so you can live inside" to "so you can let us put you inside" and specify "for a short time" and it sounds like gold. i mean the worst part is in many cases you don't even get to choose which rectangle you let them decide to put you in, sometimes not even how long you get to be inside the rectangle depending on vacancies and reservations.

[@1tylerq127]

"Do I own the place once I pay for it?" "No, you have to pay for every day you stay there, I decided." "Every day!? That's way too much to live in a room!" "No, it's okay, see, you're not supposed to actually live there, just stay for a few days when you're visiting somewhere else or don't want to be at home." "Sounds nice, can I get a room for today?" "No, it doesn't work like that, you see, a lot of people already liked my idea and are staying in the rooms I have here, so you have pick a day when a room is available and pay months ahead of time, I decided."

[@jacksonminton6513]

“She did all the work that day” I mean he’s not wrong...

[@JoseYTPlayz]

@Former Auror whoopsies.

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

@Former Auror I mean... the mom's part is even called labor, so let's not belittle that. It’s A LOT of work.

[@rafaelmurray6870]

Doctors are also some other people who do this work. And even more so if it was a delivered by c section. Edit: Please dont misinterpret me, i owe my own Mother's strengh and perseverence to being here, im just complementing the original comment that says that women do ALL the work, in the sence there's a lot of people envolved in the prepping, examination, and during procedure, like doctors, nurses surgeons (in case of c sections) and medical assistents. I think all the work of people involved should be recognized, thats all.

[@stevenpuckitt212]

@@rafaelmurray6870 Having a child can literally kill you. Lets not downplay how much work the moms have to put in, including 9 months of housing the eventually ungrateful little shits.

[@heinousgamer7610]

When I was younger, I thought Labor Day was only for mothers

[@alfie4234]

“Is it long?” “No, not really. But it’s gonna feel long.” Very relatable.

[@KingNedya]

"That was the song." "I didn't know what to do with myself that entire time." *I'm not alone!*

[@kolbus7807]

Just blow it out before they finish like I do

[@KingNedya]

@@kolbus7807 That'd make it even more awkward, because then everyone would probably just kinda stop and stare at you in confusion, wondering why you blew out the candles before the song was finished. And if there's anything worse than uncomfortable singing, it's uncertain faltering followed by awkward silence.

[@sashy7360]

One time my elementary music teacher had us learn this long birthday celebration song and the day we got graded on it, was my birthday....it was super awkward. Especially after my teacher reminded every one that it was my birthday.

[@pridesakatti2909]

"Child birth is quite literally trauma" Women: Well I'm definitely doing more of that

[@WasatchWind]

"Well... what if we convinced women to do it by promising them lots of drugs?"

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

That and $1000 a year per breeder goblin

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

Its not enough to do it for themselves, they are doing it for other people too now. Say hello to surrogates.

[@coreyw5981]

Ive always wondered why

[@ZeroOhClock]

@@coreyw5981 apparently the trauma of giving birth is so intense they forget just how bad and painful it is so that the human race actually goes on.

[@raedewav]

Me after trying to recreate my grandma's dish: *the baked good is no longer incendiary.*

[@reysquadron7820]

🤣🤣🤣

[@verticalblanking]

As a Jeremiah, I feel Jeremiah’s pain.

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

i hate you Jeremiah

[@xshadow2042]

@@dontspikemydrink9382 we all do Jeremiah

[@OvSpP]

Birthdays must be huge in this universe since every person in it is twins.

[@brucebaker810]

That makes them less important. Twice as many ppl as birthdays. Actually. since there's less than 400 days and more than 800 ppl...

[@robertoclemente2698]

“What why is there fire” It’s just like the gender reveal parties.

[@dustinakadustin]

Oof😂😂😂

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

Oh noo

[@FFKonoko]

I like how that's becoming memetic like there wasn't a ton of things causing fires over the years..

[@MacamTV]

I Remember when another "Ryan" was famous talking to himself too 😂

[@alvallac2171]

Who?

[@srijanumesh5355]

Who

[@srijanumesh5355]

Ur verified

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

Who?

[@MacamTV]

@@srijanumesh5355 Ryan Higa

[@allan4423]

Happy birthday Ryan,may God bless you and I really wish you a lot of success and everything that life has to offer to you Because being a comedy legend is super easy,barely an inconvenience 🤩🤩🤩

[@alejandroinc9575]

“All I did was scream and poop black” You guys don’t do that everyday

[@KingAlpaca]

Such a great line

[@malvadoboy]

Not in *that* order

[@Tom531Cat]

You might want to see a doctor about that... XD

[@alejandroinc9575]

@@Tom531Cat sorry I can’t go to the doctor I am sick

[@rowboat10]

@@alejandroinc9575 dude no need to brag or anything

[@javierserrano2781]

God at the beginning of 2020: “We are going to get fire envolved I decided!”

[@creativedesignation7880]

And also the Happy Birthday song as a measure for the correct handwashing time.

[@dazeddamien5625]

Yeah Australia just went oh I'm on fire now (actually started in October/November last year but yeah, not fun)

[@mudpie6927]

Nuclear melt down 3...2...1

[@rightleft7306]

I hate to be that guy but... "involved"

[@veronicab15]

Australia is healing yall ♥️

[@rociosilverroot2261]

FUN FACT: Another way to say birthday in Chinese is "Mother's suffering day"

[@mcperez7530]

Is this for real?

[@mcperez7530]

Are you serious?

[@mcperez7530]

Like, literally?

[@mcperez7530]

Really!?

[@mcperez7530]

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?????????

[@meateater1002]

“The baked good Is no longer incendiary” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard

[@lexie2740]

“Ok, so the cake’s on fire now” He says nonchalantly

[@sboeke]

“It would have worked better if your name was two syllables.”

[@timopper5488]

Or three. But not one. Or more than three.

[@tayeb7031]

like ryan..

[@brucebaker810]

"Happy BIRTH Day, dear Two Syllables..." Nope. That didn't work better at all.

[@yashdeepsingh6677]

Jeremiah: What we do after you give me the presents? Friend: We can drink some fermented poison from the berries I've kept.

[@oglatnik]

Hahahahahahaha

[@NinjaNezumi]

"We're gonna get fire involved, I decided." XD best line ever

[@yazanhussam8182]

I love it when he says "I decided" so casually. It's now one of my favourite catchphrases of him, I decided.

[@rickypoon6406]

"Did you make a wish?" "I wish you had a movie for me."

[@PAWELVJAYGAURKAR]

Good one

[@JoseYTPlayz]

So, do you have a movie for me? oops wrong channel

[@TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast]

Yes sir I do.

[@dragonfly5732]

Its about this guy that has a birthday

[@jonathanblanton9446]

@@dragonfly5732 So this is gonna set up a Birthday Cinematic Universe?

[@mikemccormick8115]

Hysterical🤣🤣🤣 The offset hat, Im dying!

[@blueskyla7978]

“I just scream and poop black.” Spoken like an real parent/person that’s gone through it for real with a newborn. 😆

[@noumenine6474]

Here's your medal for putting 1 and 1 together.

[@dkisausome]

@Katherine Montano Yeah, same...

[@noumenine6474]

@Katherine Montano It's all the mucus, amniotic fluid and cells they ingest over nine months. You don't poop out nutrients.

[@pricklypear7516]

@Katherine Montano . . . It's called meconium, and it's perfectly normal.

[@bobsmith7066]

"The baked good is no longer incindiairy" I want that on a shirt

[@chetansingh3219]

This is just a “how to human” guide

[@BigForAHedgehog]

For aliens.

[@UmbraFulgur]

@@BigForAHedgehog, for some humans too...

[@deimosvoralius2988]

I misread a step, I think

[@user-jy3zl2vp4b]

We need it, we all have forgotten how to human.

[@WlatPziupp]

@@user-jy3zl2vp4b Nah we've just all collectively been doing it too long so we add all this bullshit on that has nothing to do with how to human. The puzzle was solved when some idiot came up with a hypothetical and after years of arguing everyone was too mad to admit it was a stupid hypothetical so they applied all the rules everyone hated having to come up with to everything else so the wasted time wouldn't feel as much of a complete waste of time as it actually was. I'd write more but my idiot daughter grabbed a christmas dinner fork to eat our weekend cake so I gotta go yell at her for a decade

[@valkyrie9646]

It's beautiful how he points out the obvious ridiculousness in ordinary things. Bravo, Ryan.

[@jennifermc1221]

"I decided it was time for some magic". Words to live by:)

[@WrongboyArchived]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “As long as Ryan suffers” “He gets a view”

[@cameronsitton501]

Me too Just now

[@noumenine6474]

Appropriately for a video about the birthday song, that didn't fit at all.