The First Guy To Ever Open A School

[@jnb4989]

"And if you misbehave we will keep you after school" "Isn't that ileagal?" "No its fine I decided"

[@unkykun]

"We will put you in a room with work to do I decided" "But that's already the plan you said, did I did something wrong ?" "No if you really dis something really wrong you would go home" "What?" "For several days even" "What kind of wrong do I have to do?" "Not coming, for several days, for example"

[@alphagamer9505]

That shit must be only in America,here in Portugal that Isnt a thing

[@jnb4989]

@@LycanKai14 that sounds tough, the school system is broken

[@jnb4989]

@@PacMonster0 " what if i change how i act when im inside of room alone?" "By that point its too late and your criminal record won't allow you to get the job you want ruining your chances of having a good life"

[@BestAnimeFreak]

@@LycanKai14 Too poor for a doctors note? Sounds American ...

[@OneTopic]

The absolute defeat and terror in hearing about homework... this struck me in my soul.

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

Oh god forgetting to study is the worst feeling on earth

[@concanz6711]

Why do I see you all the time

[@lovingfalls]

Ikr.

[@hokucy6300]

verified account...must like...

[@nguxred166]

im stuck at uk high school online where they put no thought into how it could work and when online stops ill go back to being the weird auttistic kid in top set and i forgot where i was going with this

[@lucasmarinho6816]

"The summer is just completely off" "Why?" "Because" "Fair enough"

[@demonic_myst4503]

Because as cities got bigger they became much more hot and iritatble in the summer so rich kids started to take holidays and school wasnt mandatory back then so in summer the middle and upper class would skip school and go to coler areas of nicer places all summer low atendedence made it basicly a need to just cut school for summer

[@eee8891]

“Understandable have a nice day”

[@davidmcgill1000]

Expected an "Unclear" to come after that.

[@demagab]

I miss those three months long summers when I was in school

[@rekrn12345]

@@demonic_myst4503 This is kinda half right. The real reason was AC didn't exist. It would be extremely unsafe to have that many people in those buildings back in the day.

[@Socasmx]

"We need to keep you stressed out. That will help you when you get older." That killed me. 😂

[@fist-of-doom487]

Dark but not wrong

[@SirusStarTV]

I'm stressed out even as an adult, it didn't helped me at all.

[@legogeneralgrievous4218]

@@SirusStarTV I think he meant that we are always stressed out

[@serenity4eva89]

The only real valuable lesson school offers; this is what stress is like, get used to it going forward 😕

[@Andrew-ig5sp]

K-12 is laborer training. Making sure the masses are barely smart enough but not critically thinking. Wake up early for 6:30am factory job start times and if you do a bit of extra learning you can start at 8am. School 5 days a week to be ok with working 5 days of 7 days. For parents it’s day care that lets out too soon and starts too late. In the early years of parenting when you have less money, you need to be financially ruined by not being able to afford a home to let prices rise some before you can buy with a 30 year mortgage to work for the debt. Can’t quit and loose all the house equity.

[@masterchain3335]

"I'm one of the people that people decided decides things." Basically sums up every single society of any time period.

[@laurencefraser]

Sometimes the "deciding" amounts to not yet getting around to some flavour of killing, but yeah, generally.

[@karlcossaboon7072]

usually its moreso like: I'm one of the people that I decided people decide I decide things but nobody actually decided on wanting me to decide things so I decided I decide the things anyways

[@Kugrox]

@@karlcossaboon7072 Joe Biden, Kim Jung Un, Justin Trudeau, just to name a few modern day dictators that most people still think won legitimately, but it was actually proven billionaires rigged their elections, well except ion in north koreas case. Kim is just chosen by GOD

[@JacktheRah]

*Every hierarchical society. There have been societies which did not work like that, where everyone had a right to decide things on their own.

[@aniksamiurrahman6365]

@@Kugrox Yah, no body knows. Trump is the legitimate President of the United States of Your Head. Cuz he couldn't even show in court that anything relating to his allegations even happen.

[@lizziepinnock5060]

"You need experience to get a job." "How do I get experience?" "You need to get a job." "Ah!" I felt this on a personal level...

[@demonic_myst4503]

Thank the recession for that one

[@bensonmade8761]

Story of me age 16 😞

[@Inksans34]

You can never get a job

[@theverylastbum]

Spiderman pointing theme

[@danyalmalik3972]

im 13 how the hell does this work

[@Aidenkong523]

I can tell that deciding guy is serious because his has a more commanding moustache.

[@yashila5353]

Bigger moustaches are tight!

[@Darkclownexists]

Wow wow wow wow

[@indydd]

Tight people are with mustaches!

[@cadekachelmeier7251]

A 2 layered mustache.

[@Hy3jii]

yeahyeahyeah

[@readysetfail9194]

“How do I get a job?” “You need experience.” “How do you get experience?” “Get a job!” *Adult anxiety smirks in the corner

[@Mnmy24]

His shock was soooo hilarious

[@SurotaOnishi]

That one hit way to hard for me. It made zero sense to me in highschool that I needed experience to get a job but the only way to get that was to get a job, like who thought a paradox would be an acceptable way to get people jobs

[@Heather-hv7me]

lol in my 20s slowly getting experience

[@anuragchowdhury4101]

Glad he included it. And his expression was priceless.

[@thecondescendinggoomba5552]

Me rn

[@ladyvoldything]

im a teacher and crying about how accurate the "hey can I have money for-" "NO."

[@tomi9562]

Then they buy some 79 inch TVs just show some stupid ass ads pr use that money only on sport teams

[@somethinglikethat2176]

@@tomi9562 isn't the US education system kinda like their healthcare system, in that it's actually very well funded but atrociously poorly spent?

[@lolozeeee]

My mom teaches a private school and they pay for everything

[@lolozeeee]

@@somethinglikethat2176 Yes it is very much very poorly spent but schools here are rich

[@jasonnewman7554]

Me too!

[@The-Rest-of-Us]

The more I watch these the more I feel we actually live in the Ryanverse without realizing we are all Ryans.

[@agent.]

That's deep, man

[@ryancoursey748]

I mean my name is ryan

[@barneykenway4767]

one day you will look in the mirror and be Ryan

[@spoilerguy7285]

@@ryancoursey748 hello Ryan 1

[@sebasbot01]

I mean the Bible says that God created us in his image so this part checks out

[@EllieC130]

“Try being more passionate about your work.” God I’m not even a teacher and that burned my soul.

[@1umbreon4life]

I chose not to go into teaching because I wasn't sufficiently passionate about the work to do so much for so little money :)

[@courtneydixon509]

I am a teacher and it totally burns and it how it really is

[@giovannifranco-gonzalez9037]

. . I planning to not be a teacher bc, I do not want more school. .

[@Orma391]

As a teacher, this is what I´ve been hearing during this pandemic just to justify the return to the classrooms before being vaccinated...

[@Empire526]

My dad, who was a music teacher, was sued for harassment, twice, just because he's old. Now, he's retired and lost his insurance and therefore can no longer afford to pay for my therapy.

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

"You need to be rich to go to college" "How do I be rich?" "Go to college" "Ah"

[@h3lblad3]

YEARS LATER "Hey, you said if I went to college, I'd be rich." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "I work at Starbucks. I'm not rich!" "I'm going to need you to get ALL THE WAY off my back about that." "Oh, okay, let me get offa that thing."

[@abdulrahmanchalya7873]

You can get a loan

[@wileymcgraw5511]

@@abdulrahmanchalya7873 And then spend your entire life paying it off.

[@abdulrahmanchalya7873]

@@wileymcgraw5511 if its not worth it the dont get it. Like any loan. Or dont get a degree with 0 job prospects. Or go to community college for the first 3 years and then go to a reguler one to get your bachelors in the last year and work a part time job to help pay it off. Or serve in the millitary for a few years and then go to a college with no worries. Or skip colege all together and get a trade apprenticeship to become rich.

[@SilverVolo]

@@abdulrahmanchalya7873 wut

[@darwenlister1639]

"We won't be paying for those things" "Why not?" "Because money is TIGHT!"

[@ryanhealy9342]

Nice reference and cross definition.

[@maximummatt73]

Yeahyeahyeah!

[@brandonmacleod]

Not paying for things is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@rosshalz]

"oh are you having money problems?"

[@petitio_principii]

@@brandonmacleod not for everyone, depends of who you are, people will put you in a box.

[@LnPPersonified]

"Can I have some money for paper?" "No." As a former preschool teacher, I felt that.

[@taysimm]

As a current preschool teacher, I feel it. I knew I couldn't be the only one. Lol.

[@Real_MisterSir]

@@taysimm "Is it okay if we find this textbook online in pdf format and share it for free with the other students?" "No please pay for this 15 year old overpriced dust collector of a book that we hold exclusive rights on"

[@TBK7913]

You should have been more passionate about your work 😭

[@LnPPersonified]

@@taysimm Kindred spirit! I had to buy all the materials for science experiments. The kids loved doing stuff like making hovercrafts out of CDs and balloons, but my bank account did not.

[@lalala-vk7ex]

As a current teacher I felt it

[@O4C209]

"Why are we putting all the kids together everyday?" "So the parents can work and have free time." "What are working parents going to do with their kids during the summer?" "Unclear."

[@MaxJey2]

They will put them to work so the parents can have free time.

[@ChigoIEbere]

Summer School.

[@toptenguy1]

Count the days until school starts again . lol

[@pgpython]

So what happens if there is an highly contagious illness. Who I am kidding, that will never happen (c) 2018

[@markusp1699]

Having free time as a parent is TIGHT.

[@Lultschful]

As somebody who's worked 22 years in education, I can't stress enough how all of this is 100% accurate on top of being hilarious.

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

As somebody whose never worked in education, i am wondering why we dont just put all those informations that decided by those who decided decide stuffs to be important enough, in a smart box and just let our young generation to decide themselves if they want to take those information and what kind of information they decide to learn from the box?

[@bryanf6638]

You don't need to work in education for 22 years to relate to it, anyone who has ever been to school understands

[@FolliYt]

*You need experience to get a job.* "..Well how do i get experience?" *You need to get a job.* "Oooooooooooooooooh" 1:00

[@Aurora_Animates]

His face on the *Ooooooooooahah*

[@lovingfalls]

"You need a job" "OH" 😖

[@indydd]

Verified man

[@Haterator]

Best part

[@TheLuigigalaxy]

I liked this video instantly after he said that hahahahah.

[@cherrybomb6852]

"Just try being more passionate about your work!" I don't like how hard that joke hit me...

[@veganconservative1109]

:( Not as bad as "you gotta learn to pace yourself while furiously attempting to get the impossible amount of work finished in time despite it being impossible" line have been being fed of late. Like pacing helps with stuff like that.

[@GodlessVoice]

Are you a teacher?

[@cherrybomb6852]

@@GodlessVoice I am merely a humble, underpaid writer ;) In all seriousness, it sucks to be underpaid, but I think teachers definitely have it worse.

[@LeSyd1984]

@@cherrybomb6852 One thing that sucks more than being underpaid is being overworked... Imagine being both, like the immense majority of the working class who didn't have the wisdom to develop some sort of real or imaginary disability. lol?

[@tdnye13]

Boss: Why do you leave immediately at 5? Me: because that's when I'm scheduled to leave... Boss: You should try to be more passionate about your job Every. Review. Ever.

[@thedude5880]

"Nah you need experience to get a job!" "Well how do i get experience?" "You need to get a job!" I felt that

[@torrent222]

"AuGhH."

[@boooster101]

Isn't it lovely how the majority of entry positions list experience as a prerequisite? Sometimes I believe that those recruiters need more experience

[@NikoD]

Reminds me when applications for moderation requires previous moderation experience "How do I become staff? You need to have staff experience How do I get staff experience? You need to be staff"

[@keketidwell]

“Can I get a job?” “No you need experience to get a job” “How do I get experience?” “You get a job”

[@Reactor10k]

This brings back memories...

[@Leisurous]

to anyone wondering you can get experience through internships and if those require experience then do stuff in your field on the side or you can just do networking instead and meet people in the field

[@ethanluis8329]

@@joshroehl6098 Thanks for the link. The comments were really funny. Song was bad tho.

[@iitjee-insider7431]

@@Leisurous you do not always need experience for a job

[@erikwilliams1562]

@@Leisurous yeah 3-6 months of internships qualifies as ‘experience’....

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1]

This isn’t even satire anymore, it’s a documentary

[@shdhfbf412]

do you know what satire means?

[@t-bonethediscospider5157]

@@shdhfbf412 oh no here come the insufferable knowitalls

[@t-bonethediscospider5157]

@@shdhfbf412 no one cares

[@solemnander]

I believe the word you are looking for is skit

[@t-bonethediscospider5157]

@@solemnander that’s a better way to put it than the other guy “Do you know what satire means?” It screams rude

[@samfaber5378]

"Oh, and by the way, you'll be doing this with 29 other children." "Why?" "So we don't need to spend money on hundreds of teachers - oh and let you be bullied for not making enough friends!"

[@Visibletoallusers12]

Teacher: So if you’re not spending as much money does that mean I can ha- ‘I’m one of the people who people decided to decide things’: Listen man how many times do I got to tell you

[@HagenvonEitzen]

@@Visibletoallusers12 We can't give you that money because it already cost so much when I decide things

[@thewolfofwallstreet627]

‘I’m one of the people who people decided to decide things’: And we're going to feed you guys during the middle of school, but it's not going to be anything good. Just cheap stuff that we can afford unless you want to bring your own lunches.

[@Kieru88]

and trauma (sometimes). Friends and trauma

[@justarandomfurbywithakitch903]

@YouthRightsActivist What can the majority of us _do_ though?

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

Mom: "Never talk to strangers." Also Mom: "Listen to everything this stranger says."

[@stringcheese6833]

Well, you shouldn't be talking in the classroom, you should be listening. No contradiction there.

[@Risenoph]

@@stringcheese6833 r/teacherpet

[@jamimison8845]

@@stringcheese6833 Listen to stranger talk about things that won’t apply to me in 5+ years, got it

[@stringcheese6833]

@@jamimison8845 it was a joke...

[@oscarwang7227]

@@stringcheese6833 kid: that doesn’t make it better Parent: did you just talk back to me-

[@dabarrel1911]

I’m happy Ryan took our feedback and used another child actor instead of his soul-eating son.

[@tommatom3513]

They did in News Shows That Argue About Everything.

[@ddzombot]

Harsh

[@Cartman4wesome]

Blood 🩸

[@lermberl]

the last thing we need in the ryanverse is nepotism

[@MeteoBahamut]

@@lermberl I think he might be related to Ryan as well sadly. You can kinda see it with the eyebrows, must be a nephew or something.

[@gingycat2395]

“I’m one of the people that people decided decides things.”

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

Woah thats deep

[@indydd]

Snickers Eats Cookies Thats what he said

[@gingycat2395]

@@indydd yes that’s why I put quotation marks

[@Arjyabm]

Okay?

[@petros.dim09]

@@indydd joe more like joe mama aha am i right or am I right

[@ShadowMasterT]

“And obviously the summer is completely off” “Why?” “Because” “That works!”

[@matthewwheeler469]

I was hoping to hear an "I don't know!" at this part.

[@markusp1699]

I need you to get all the way off my back.

[@diptipancholymdfacp3821]

@@markusp1699 Alright Lemme get off that thing

[@88porpoise]

@@matthewwheeler469 Nah, the truth is definitely funnier there. Having summer off schools started with the government shutting down schools when the people could afford to were getting the hell out of the hot, sweltering, smoggy cities without air conditioning anyway.

[@kevinzakama9229]

1:18 I felt that "oooh nooo" in my soul

[@AnnaCurser]

"Is this gonna get me a job?" "No, you need experience to get a job, this isn't gonna give you experience." "Then how do I get experience?" "Getting a job." - its making me sad how true this is

[@silverletter4551]

When there were trade schools, apprenticeships and more small business, it sort of made sense for people to make their own experience. Now it's about "internship" which makes no sense in anything other than business or law.

[@doubleflores8350]

It’s even more sad I’m 21, taking the semester off of college to work, and I still can’t have a job. Apparently doing volunteer work at the local library for high school graduation doesn’t count as experience. How unfair is that.

[@hiiisbus0631]

*(weird ryan george sound)*

[@John231984]

@@doubleflores8350 Yeah, it often doesn't count, unless it's in direct relation. I know you volunteer for free (or intership for free) to get work. That and I know it's harder to find work now. I didn't have the best job when I was a teen/ late teen, but the ones I had have shut down since. It's not the same.

[@Vidaow]

"Can I have some money for pencils?" "No!!!" "Can I have some money for paper?" "No!!!" Same s*** for teachers in France, man.

[@AYOGRIZZ]

This is going on everywhere

[@osteri1616]

Finland go brrrrr.

[@msjkramey]

Yep, can't tell you how much my parents (mom still in education, dad former special educator), my sister (just started teaching), and myself (a paraeducator) have spent of our own money on school supplies. When I was very little, office stores would have way better deals for back-to-school season, like folders and boxes of crayons for only a penny each, but they'd have a limit of about 10 per person. So my mom would fill up two separate carts and give me cash and we'd go in line separately to get double the amout, because she just couldn't afford full price supplies for a whole classroom of 30, but she worked in a poor area and half those kids were guarenteed to not have the money for basic school supplies. And how can you learn without the absolute basics, like paper and pencils? Also, 30 kids all under 1 teacher is a horrible ratio. No way all the kids can get the educational, emotional, and behavioral attention they need to thrive. I work in a classroom for kids with special needs. We have 8 kids in the class and 3-4 adults (including myself) teaching, planning, and assisting them. They learn so much better with the extra adult support

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Ain’t just France...

[@marvinkrischna8400]

Yep

[@lordlubu3029]

"We need to keep you stressed out and on edge, it's good practice for when you're older" When a line is so perfect you don't know whether to laugh or cry

[@adabuilder6711]

"We need to keep you stress out and on edge. This is good practice for when your older." Hits deep.

[@TheArchangel911]

Can I just say I enjoy the Adstronaut.

[@ThreadBomb]

Sure, you can say that. No one will hold it against you.

[@normalname10yearsago40]

@@ThreadBomb yes I will

[@Kendricklamarglazer17]

We all do

[@user-fy2tn9ne8f]

@@Kendricklamarglazer17 hold it agains him or enjoy the adstronaut?

[@Kendricklamarglazer17]

@@user-fy2tn9ne8f adstronaut is good

[@WilyGryphon]

"You need experience to get a job." "How do I get experience?" "You need to get a job." Also, on the chalkboard, "Hi There Hello"

[@sevenfivesgaming5515]

I felt the job and needing experience trap so hard

[@HandsomeDevil456]

This hurt to hear. It's especially impossible in some professions.

[@nathanhanson6670]

Imagine a class full of kids that look like Ryan George's kid. The cafeteria would run out of blood fast.

[@Jojozilla426]

Did I miss a video or...?

[@indydd]

@@Jojozilla426 copied my name

[@phs125]

Why blood

[@phs125]

@@indydd yea, joe is definitely a very unique name,. Nobody else could possibly have that exact name...

[@Jojozilla426]

@@indydd shit you got me

[@legosnek]

"The summer is just completely off." "Why?" "Because!"

[@warriorscholar41]

That works!

[@mrtroll7849]

(Schools don’t want to pay air conditioning)

[@legosnek]

@@mrtroll7849 They are too busy teaching to care about anything else.

[@akimanzijoseph3410]

Fair enough

[@Nadesican]

After all, teachers need to get those part time summer jobs that actually pay all the bills that teaching doesn't.

[@dr.download]

"You need to get experience to get a job." "How do I get experience?" "You get a job."

[@1dallasstarsfan]

The unemployed looking for a job ...

[@luisgay5897]

this hurt on a personal level.

[@haloharry97]

Am 23 I still can't get a job becouse if this and covid.

[@1dallasstarsfan]

@@haloharry97 if you live in Dallas texas area. We are in need of some people. Security for the airport. Starts at 18hr and great benefits.

[@haloharry97]

@@1dallasstarsfan Thank you for the offer but sadly am in the uk. If i was in the usa i would take that offer.

[@davorianware1382]

Teachers: "Can I get resources for the things I need?" Adminstration: "No." It's funny because it's the sad reality we live in.

[@calebmurphy9406]

Thank you for repeating the joke of the video.

[@SRosenberg203]

@@calebmurphy9406 Have you never read the comments section on one of Ryan George's videos before? 2/3 of the comments on any Pitch Meeting are "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

[@rocketjo]

@@SRosenberg203 apologies. Noob alert 😂

[@stevedenis8292]

@@SRosenberg203 You comment was 2/5ths .

[@JordyToons]

@@calebmurphy9406 not really a joke more like truth lmao

[@janethsabroso9415]

*The kid's reactions really hit me hard like:* _"Oh!"_ _"Oh No!"_ _"Oh my Go-"_ _"Ahh!"_ 😔

[@beatman217]

"And then you'll die too" "Ahh"

[@Delicate_Disaster]

The decision maker's instant "no" to the paper was frighteningly accurate.

[@Danka42]

"Will you give me some money for..." "No. Try being more passionate about your work." *"What does that even mean?"*

[@kaglish9493]

Every pencil, piece of paper, or anything else a teacher has comes out of their own pocket. They want money for the basic supplies but arent allowed to have extra money for it. The classic trope is "If youre more passionate about yoir job, you'd WANT to spend that money on the kids".

[@SRosenberg203]

@@kaglish9493 "If you really cared about your students, you'd spend your paycheck on them instead of on yourself." That's essentially the gist of it lol

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

"So can I get a job?" "No, of course not! You need experience for that!" "Well, how do I get experience?" "By getting a job." Sigh...So true.

[@80PercentAshamedOfU]

For me, none of those things were as terrible as hearing the words “Ok, everyone find a partner”.

[@neteyamlovebot]

OMG YES- i have one friend in my class but they also get along well with another person that is 100% more ✨cool✨ and im always so scared that thy will pick her-

[@monikakavaliunaite8017]

Ah yes partners, the stressful thing where the teacher makes sure you have basic social skills

[@maibignutt6434]

God why is this so true lol. I was a quiet kid so I just let people come to me, or I just work alone...

[@rev0568]

I was exactly the same... I always tried to get out of it by asking if I could just work alone

[@wowzer4058]

Then the teacher ends up pairing you with the assistant teacher or the teacher themselves which makes it even more embarrassing to deal with lol

[@nicholashodges201]

Thing that always got me about the "farming" thing is that the kids are in school for the two busiest times of the year for farmers. I think it has more to do with no way to cool off the schools in summer than anything else

[@mathmannix]

Silly farmers! Just do all your planting during Spring Break, and all your harvesting during the 4-day Thanksgiving Weekend.

[@Cationna]

I think it depends on where you are? Both for climate reasons and how school year is organised reasons? Where I live vacation time definitely lines up with harvest.

[@nicholashodges201]

@@Cationna in the US school is out at the slowest times, dead of winter and summer. By harvest school's been in session for about a month and a half and it doesn't let out until a month after planting. And it's been that way since at least the 40's

[@Cationna]

​@ruin167I mean. Not really. It's because of the harvest for the countryside kids and only much later did it come to also benefit city kids who needed to touch some grass sometimes (whether rich or poor). That begun long before rich people even sent their kids to school in the first place. (And winter/spring breaks were of course just some days off for celebrating Christmas and Easter.)

[@nicholashodges201]

@ruin167 yes, public school schedules were set for the convenience of people who send there children to *private* schools that can operate a completely different schedule if they choose...

[@borjan25hr]

I'm a teacher and a father of two schoolgirls and I can confirm everything in this sketch is so painfully true. My belly hurts from laughing...

[@yvettescott305]

That’s a little upsetting

[@Jan_Koopman]

"You need experience to get a job!" "How do I get experience?" "You need a job!"

[@jonehret6221]

That's the truest statement ever

[@dusathemaid]

"Ooh! >:O"

[@alecrichards8574]

Catch 22's are TIGHT!

[@ALightInTheAutumnRain]

@@dusathemaid The indignation... xD

[@BBJBS]

"Okay, so what do I get out of all this?" "You get to do all of this, except worse, for the next forty-five years. And also you don't get summers off anymore, we decided."

[@FlyingwithFire]

''Could I get a pay rise '' "Not anymore we decided''

[@Zzzoott]

But you will at least survive of that

[@vullord666]

Life is depressing when you lay it out. There is a reason more people die by suicide than homicide. Sure be nice if this was acknowledged. Honestly our advancement in the job field has been disappointing. At one point we were working less hours and less days and the pay was naturally increasing and then we just stopped. The 5 day 40 hour work week (or school week for that matter) is just stressful and should be unnecessary.

[@MemeLord-x7y]

@@vullord666 proof

[@Mr_Jumbles]

@@FlyingwithFire A. Well I mean you're paying us enough to live comfortably right? Like so we can survive? B. No like literally we will all try to pay you AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE so little that the other guys who also decided they get to decide things will decide that we can't pay you too little. A. Oh so like atleast enough to survive? B. Well maybe, but probably still no. A. Wait so how do I survive??? B. Well maybe you can get like two jobs and then you'll have lots of the money stuffs. A. Oh so like then I'll be able to be rich and live super comfortably? B. Oh no you'll still barely just surivive and probably work until you die. A. Wait work until I die?! B. Yeah I mean but hey atleast by the time you're old, maybe you'll only have to do one of those job things. Won't that be nice. A. Wait I thought when you got old you no longer had to work, like that was the one upside of being old. B. Well yeah, if you can afford it. A. But I can't. B. Well then I guess you gota work till you die. A. But that's you're fault, how is that fair? B. Because I decided. A. Oh right...

[@SimplySolar360]

"Well, cause me and him, we're going to *die* " "Oh- wha- right now??" "No, *probably* not right now" 🤣

[@waywardwinchester]

Opening a school is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

Going to school is TIGHT

[@lovingfalls]

Wow

[@indydd]

Yeah right

[@waywardwinchester]

@@lovingfalls Wow wow wow

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

@@waywardwinchester wowowowowow

[@medichampion328]

"The summer is just completely off." "Why?" "Unclear!" "That works!"

[@JobiWan144]

Lol, I was about to say the same thing, but with "Because" instead of "Unclear"

[@SarahET]

The absolute horror would've been Oh yep, you're right, no summer break

[@duckyduck1748]

Is this an avatar reference😏

[@tusharg8452]

Wow wow wow wow wow.

[@Games4Kickz]

Is it going to be hard to get everyone to play along? Not at all, its going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience, we just add "...now I decided" to everything and people will just accept it.

[@matthewabbott2938]

technically super eazy barly a inconvenience is screen rants phrase because thats where he dose movie scripts

[@Games4Kickz]

@@matthewabbott2938 I am going to need you to get way off my back about that.

[@rnbrockstar6591]

@@Games4Kickz hahaha oh you got him good. Getting him good is tight...

[@pronoob1760]

4TH and like the reference

[@thunderrobots1980s]

@@rnbrockstar6591 oh my that doesn't sound right at all

[@oliverholm3973]

I like how genuinely offended he is about the paradox of needing experience to get a job and a job to get experience lol

[@michaelsong5555]

First guy to sing: "I'm going to scream random sounds, and the sound I'm making is good, I decided."

[@badjer4328]

They already touched on this in the first toxic fan

[@Akhimed]

Singing is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Mr_Jumbles]

@@badjer4328 atleast someone replied with this

[@crewmanderek3641]

Please please please make “ the first person to ever collect taxes.” “I want some of your money, I decided.”

[@Arkylie]

If he does, I hope he'll point to triple taxation: Taxman: So I'm gonna take some of that money you made. Guy: [after discussion of that, for starters] Taxman: And I'm gonna take some of what's left when you spend it. Guy: Wait, didn't you already take some of my money? Taxman: Well now I've taken it twice. And I'm gonna take some of what's left when you still have the expensive things you spent it on. Guy: Wait, now you're taking it *three* times? Taxman: Also I'm trying to get this law passed that'll let me take a big chunk of what's left once you're dead. Y'know, before your kids get it. Guy: Um... (Seriously, how did we get into a situation where we get taxed at the point of earning, spending, *and* owning things (land taxes)? At least car taxes makes sense (specifically maintaining a thing you're probably breaking down when you use your car).) (Also, from what I hear, the guys writing up the laws for our country tried to get a tax cap of 10% in the laws, but were voted down on two counts: Firstly, that if they actually put a number in the laws, the people in charge of it would likely go as close as they could to that number, and secondly, because c'mon, if taxes ever got *near* to 10%, people would riot!)

[@cavareenvius7886]

@@Arkylie lol. I live in a country where we almost pay 30% taxes and the rent takes 50%.

[@neilkurzman4907]

I think that happened around the same time that people decided the government should do stuff for them.

[@petermatthews3729]

That might already be partly covered on "The First Guy To Ever Be King".

[@royalpain9281]

@@petermatthews3729 I don’t think it was

[@kennn30]

"Also if you use a device in class we will take it" "You can't do that!" "We can I decided"

[@Elliandr]

The starting over at zero every generation is the only reason why cuttlefish haven't taken over the world yet.

[@triplem5770]

....Yet

[@21700r]

We were once no more intelligent than the modern dog, or perhaps even dolphin if we're being generous. Who knows when another species may follow our path to the sapience which granted us our dominance

[@Elliandr]

@@21700r Dolphins brains are superior to human brains, being larger with similar neural density. So to say that humans were ever on par with Dolphins would be very generous. Then again, humans are genetically more closely related to Dolphins than other primates. Granted, the chromosomes are in a different Arrangement and the chromosome count is different, but when you set that aside it implies some kind of aquatic ape oh, except that it couldn't have happened since dolphins evolved along a completely different line. Still, there are similarities that humans have with dolphins that humans do not have with Apes. For example, human babies and dolphin babies are able to swim at Birth whereas all other primates have babies that are born afraid of the water. Humans and dolphins are able to sweat in warm water whereas all other primates lack this ability. Humans and dolphins have the exact same shape spinal column and no other primate has this shaped spine. Humans and dolphins also share nearly identical brain structures with the obvious exception of the lobes involved in echolocation.

[@21700r]

@@Elliandr Very cool collection of information. I only knew a bit of that

[@Im2lazy4thisCrit]

…is there something you know that we don’t?

[@yaminoyomi9914]

"The summer is just completely off" "Why" "Because"

[@rightinthedome9973]

That works

[@darthalpha1525]

"Well ok then"

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

I actually loved summer, it was the only time I was happy because I had an un-diagnosed, chronic sleep problem that nobody took seriously, and the only time I was able to get enough sleep was when school was out.

[@my3dviews]

Having the summer off is tight.

[@spacescienceguy]

Look I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about summer.

[@endertobias1908]

You know he's a good actor when he can play a child and have us overlook the beard

[@dani007a]

No, no. That was obviously a child. I could tell because of the oversized ballcap and the fact that he was smaller than the other two.

[@Void-qv2yd]

Trey kennedy and Ryan george have a gift

[@artsyguy8057]

@@Void-qv2yd I like Trey Kennedy too but to me it goes like this : Ryan George > Julie Nolke > Trey Kennedy

[@thevagabond5017]

Better than the eldritch horror that was Ryan Jr in the christmas vid lol

[@vizdrom]

That good acting saved me from his bad editing. (I mean his devil spawn creature of nightmares from the Christmas video)

[@GreatGamer28]

"Will this help me get a job?" "No you need experience for that" "How do I get experience?" "You get a job." Truly unfortunate

[@sternentalerswald]

And unfortunetly true

[@timesphere5199]

Just repeat that until you get the mcdonalds job

[@Brad-lt2re]

Lmao

[@maibignutt6434]

So relatable lmao

[@Alkis05]

Correction, you get a job and do the work but they don't pay you. Well, maybe sometimes they give you food so you don't starve.

[@xenohart3891]

Laughing hysterically. Ryan George always hits it spot on. This guy is awesome!

[@schmetris1306]

The most accurate part about this is how the government doesn't give the school any resources

[@luans.40]

Is that really the case in America? Because that’s sad af

[@indydd]

Lol

[@Shuizid]

@@luans.40 Well the last POTUS openly admired the fact his voters are dumb. So, you know...

[@amyinalaska2823]

Except they do. And when the spending goes up, it doesn’t mean better results, just more money going to administration and such.

[@roseFairy601]

Well I think that he is applying the fact that teachers are not getting the supplies they need as they are expected to get them themselves and not pay well enough

[@tdl487]

"Can I have money for etc?" "Nope" *birth of the hell that is a teacher's union*

[@sean_mccadden]

“Is it going to be difficult to get kids to go to school everyday?” “Actually..... yes, yes it is”

[@datbull4620]

Super difficult, definitely an inconvenience

[@shinobix4925]

@@datbull4620 "Unless you go to a local school" "But what if my local school is literally just the worst?" "Well too bad"

[@Mrbiggestbawss]

The fact that Ryan says "I'm one of the people that people decided decides things" instead of "I'm a politician" or something like that is amazing

[@KrillLiberator]

The Ryanverse is terrifyingly consistent.

[@sotakovatereza352]

And it is 1000 times funnier.

[@Pscyon]

Deciding things is tight!

[@emv005]

i actually thought he was a principal

[@Chris_Cross]

I think he's meant to be a principal

[@maeganachoy8222]

Ahahahahha that expression he made when he was told he needs a job to gain experience 😂😂 was hilariously adorable.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

Teacher Ryan: What do you wanna do when you grow up? Kid Ryan: I'm wanna make money by talking to myself.

[@claudeanello3362]

Tiny NF:I gonna be a wapper. Haha!

[@momby557]

That works!

[@warmcorpse_]

@@claudeanello3362 clever

[@1umbreon4life]

*Teacher Ryan

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

@@1umbreon4life yeah you are right.

[@abrahamlinkin2414]

Ryan: Has mustache. Also Ryan: Wears a fake mustache.

[@corn5613]

Its a more commanding mustache.

[@blackmarktwain9791]

Nobody mentions that a child has a mustache and beard

[@stupidsnickerdoodle]

@@blackmarktwain9791 lol

[@BBoy4040]

Fake mustache is literally only to visualize that this Ryan is older than other Ryan

[@blackmarktwain9791]

@@BBoy4040 I mean you also have the abomination that is kid Ryan...

[@SimoraCheeks1]

"certified real don't look into this any further plz science-tist man" Sounds like she's real to me.

[@noxlupa2996]

As sure as the earth is flat 👍

[@americanmapper2445]

@@noxlupa2996 but it is

[@12vscience]

I only trust scientists if they have on lab coats and carry clipboards. It's just the scientific consensus.

[@anthonymoring7061]

"You need experience to get a job" "But how do I get experience? "You get a job" Yeah pretty much sums it up.

[@SwornSon]

"Could I have some money for pencils?" "No." "Hey, could I have some money for paper?" "No." "Could I have some resources for when I get stressed out?" "No." "Could I have some money for..." "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about money." "Alright let me get off that thing real quick."

[@kildemal]

Ryan, Inc. has successfully made children that don't look like sleep paralysis demons.

[@matthiasniederer479]

Blood!

[@Gabe-kl8tw]

Blood!

[@cerridianempire1653]

Blood!

[@SpiderKidAnimations]

Blood!

[@dannydorito6027]

Blood!

[@noonespecial2859]

"to get a job you'll need experience" So how do I get experience ? "You need a job" Why is this so true 😭😂 lmao

[@abucket14]

I was always told that we had summer off (in Florida) because it's expensive to Air Condition schools during the height of summer, especially with so many people entering and exiting buildings periodically and throughout the day.

[@timothylewis2527]

"Historical footage: 1902" It all makes sense, now.

[@brucebaker810]

The adstronaut _IS_ the Time Traveller. Dun Dun DUNNN

[@brucebaker810]

@@joshroehl6098 Looks like spam to me.

[@SidPil]

"people would ask me how i can be a professional sleeper" "and i wouldnt answer them because I would be sleeping"

[@BelcarrigFarm]

You're a paper salesman Get back to selling paper

[@benross5170]

*FACT* He said that

[@BelcarrigFarm]

Bears beat Battlestar Galactica

[@BelcarrigFarm]

I am the lion You're dead

[@mahmoudnasser3410]

If he knew they were asking him then he wasn't asleep then he isn't a professional sleeper at all

[@derphunk5338]

1:10 “Can I have some money for pencils?” “No.” My mom is a teacher, I can confirm she has to buy most of her materials.

[@apocalypticblox2346]

Well, *yeah*, it’s an issue in most schools XD.

[@SRosenberg203]

That's the joke, but why it's a sad ironic joke instead of a funny one. That is true of nearly all public schools in the US, as Apocalyptic Blox pointed out.

[@SRosenberg203]

@Maōkami The way it works in the US is that public schools are funded by property taxes for the most part, so schools in wealthier neighborhoods with more valuable houses tend to get a lot more resources than schools in poorer areas where most people rent their housing instead of own it.

[@SRosenberg203]

@Maōkami Oh definitely, I suspected you might not be from the US which is why I wanted to explain it. No worries at all. I would hope that other countries do things better than we do, because the system in the US fucking sucks lol

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

"And viruses exist." "Sure. I know." "So, how do we school people if there are pandemics going on?" "Listen, I am going to need you to stay put and get all the way off my back."

[@sabrywaheedali]

Oh ok let me get off of that thing

[@jojoone1099]

Opening schools during a pandemic is tight.

[@michaeltrivette1728]

Pretending there's a pandemic when there isn't one is tight.

[@WebbanationX]

But how does he get off that back if he's supposed to stay put?

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

@@WebbanationX I don't knowwww.

[@HeadCannon19]

They didn't even give him money for a building, they're just teaching outside

[@trla6505]

Like the good old times

[@catalyzt]

@@AxxLAfriku Why can't I block people on youtube

[@mohawkcub]

Well you can't just keep people in rooms.

[@MrSnom-pd7gx]

@@AxxLAfriku This is just sad, man. If you want fans, then make content instead of being annoying. There are plenty of other ways to manipulate the algorithm than to spam.

[@HeadCannon19]

@@mohawkcub You're right, only the police are allowed to put people in rooms, and they'll put you in a room if you put someone else in a room

[@bradleywills9196]

Me: How long is this gonna last? Society: Years! Me: Oh No!

[@AnimateTronix]

100th like

[@donovanchase6086]

Getting a Ryan George notice is like having a bonus birthday!!!

[@billciphergirl6049]

I so agree

[@captaindisillusion2537]

IKR?!

[@anbFUSION]

In my experience the main reason schools are still off for summer is because a lot of places cant afford to run air conditioning all summer. My unkle actually works in a town with year round school, they just continuously do 3 weeks on, 1 week off. Apparently the kids and parents both love it, it makes planning trips way easier

[@ayency-topic6264]

Was expecting this one 😂 “Hey, gimme your kids” “What why?” “Because they’re dumb”

[@SnickersEatsCookies]

Smart man

[@newsaxonyproductions7871]

Lol.

[@balecalduin1993]

Same! When I saw it I was like "oh he does read the comments!"

[@somerandolad]

I'm sorry, is this a kidnapping? They'll put you in a room for that, ya know.

[@ayency-topic6264]

@@somerandolad Oh no! I dont wanna go in a room!

[@joshuaholke]

Can we all just appreciate that he didn't use the horrifying child filter for the kid this time? 😂

[@ricardocastillo7909]

Oh yes, you are right. Thank goodness 🤣

[@SorowFame]

What are you talking about? That’s just what his son looks like.

[@jdzspace33]

Blood!

[@Spiderdude654]

Ya lol

[@PwnZombie]

Cannibals

[@coreycate1110]

I like how neither the teacher or the student really likes this idea, and that's exactly how it is in real life.

[@zango86]

2:12 Well, they do leay-off a lot of teachers due to budget cuts, so that's funny and sad in two ways.

[@zekegore6470]

The fact that the board says "Hi there, hello" is brilliant.

[@leviethen]

“We also need someone keeping an eye on you naughty kids whilst your parents go to work”

[@92brunod]

except during the summer, then parents are on their own

[@starflame34]

*Next time:* "First guy to say 'cheese' when getting his picture taken"

[@jilly6765]

Ohhh I can see that happening

[@HunterAP]

I did not know that I wanted this until now...

[@HagenvonEitzen]

A: Say cheese! B: But why? A; I want to take a picture of you, so: cheese! B: Oh, that sounds delicious. Will you give me some cheese to east in exchange for taking a picture of me? A: No I just want to make sure we can see your teeth on the picture B: (confused) But doesn't that look a bit weird when I'm eating cheese?

[@Mr_Jumbles]

@@HagenvonEitzen A: No you won't be eating cheese, ugh well I mean you could but that'd be weird to have your picture taken while eating I decided. Unless you're posing next to it with your teeth showing so, I just want to see your teeth. B: Why are you so obsessed with seeing people's teeth? Is this some kind of fetish thing? A: N-...no. I just think people look better when I can see there teeth. B: I mean that sounds exactly like some kind of fetish thing, but okay whatever man. So uh, got any cheese? A: God damnit.

[@ismirdochegal4804]

I soo love Ryan Goerges Sketchs, Topics and the subtle critique springled in there.

[@zyrusvito]

"Hey could I have some resources for when I get stressed out?" "No." "Hey, could I have some money for..." "Look, I'm not gonna give you money for that kind of stuff OK, so lay off. Just try to be more... more passionate about your work." "What does...what does that even mean?" "Idk buy the stuff you need for the money we are going to pay you for your time" "So you are going to pay me so much that I could afford to buy those things myself? " "No ." "Oh!" *That's another sad truth*

[@natashamorais6264]

I am a teacher and that hits in a totally different level.

[@FirstNameLastName1162AD]

First guy to own an RV: “Is this a house or a car?” “Yes”

[@atharva3017]

Walt and Jesse: Hold our beer

[@xbox_tommyr237]

@@atharva3017 and meth

[@samuelsimpson7452]

"Will I learn why your glasses disappear when you look to the side?" "Please stop noticing that or I'll put you in a room."

[@jacob_sieger]

0:15 I wasn’t paying attention to the video until this point and it had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight

[@ragingdrake2439]

2:56 good choice

[@beardlessdragon]

The blackboard simply saying "Hi There Hello" is the best part of this

[@paizleypeep4120]

I have to ask: Has the scientist who confirmed that your girlfriend isn't just you in a wig, been confirmed not to be just you with a stick-on mustache?

[@alakazamlover4908]

wait but wouldn't that person have to be confirmed to not just be with a wig AND a mustache...? how deep does this rabbit hole go...?

[@sonablom]

It’s a house of cards

[@alakazamlover4908]

@@sonablom i dont think that's the right expression

[@sonablom]

@@alakazamlover4908 i mean that once you prove one person to be ryan in a wig then you realize it's ryan in a mustache etc and the whole thing falls apart like a house of cards.

[@alakazamlover4908]

@@sonablom ah i see what you mean, just never heard that expression before, my bad

[@leviackerman1799]

"Can I have some money for pencils?" "No" "Can I have some money for paper?" "Nope" "Can I have some money for.. "Look I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about money, all right?' "Oh okay, let me get off of that thing.."

[@rzg4648]

“You need experience to get a job” “Well how do I get experience” “By getting a job” “Oh”

[@WatchYourMother]

Ugh, in college I hated that so much whenever I searched for a job in the Classifieds section in the newspaper. What a catch-22. -_-

[@Kaldoran54]

Came to comments for this, it's too real as a college student

[@adi4305]

Someome explain this tho, like how *do* you get a job?

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

@@adi4305 You need to know someone in the company or lie on your resume. Those are really the only two ways.

[@adi4305]

@@The_Real_Frisbee hmmm, I asked my family, they said that colleges has these "internships" that are unpaid, but you get experience. Isn't that a route too? And shouldn't that make it easier? -The future lowkey scary my dud-

[@connorjess7000]

We need a video of actual teachers reacting to this

[@00ammy00]

I'm a teacher and this video is so on point, I hate the school system🤣

[@SRosenberg203]

Yeah I'm a teacher too, and this so so true it's both hilarious and painful at the same time.

[@triplem5770]

@@00ammy00 the revolution has begun

[@sebastianh.9440]

Do you like tears so much?^^ its on point..and thats so sad

[@tattoopotato6772]

It is probably true for lota of teachers, but as a teacher from Canada it is pretty not that bad sorta here. I mean our current governent in Ontario sorta hates teachers but our pay isnt the worst and my school pays for my paper and pencils and markers etc.

[@jakefoxx7978]

"Don't worry, kiddo you're probably gonna make some friends!" "I mean, I already have friends I'm not going to abandon them based on a 'probably'." "Oh, yeah your friends are gonna be there too!" "Oh, really?" "Whoops, I forgot to mention that depends on where they live because this is gonna be, y'know, a nationwide thing." The teacher: "whoopsie" "You mean I'm going to be all alone with no friends?" "If the utterly unclear social standards of prepubescent peer groups finds you unworthy of their clan, then yes."

[@minoibwoi14]

Hey! It prepares you for when you're older.

[@geradosolusyon511]

@@minoibwoi14 but that sounds like what dumb people do, how does joining them help?

[@minoibwoi14]

@@geradosolusyon511 I mean... Other than the common knowledge that socialisation and networking are essential skills as an adult... I don't what to say.

[@geradosolusyon511]

@@minoibwoi14 alright, sounds good I guess. Especially this "Socialization" thing you mentioned.

[@LeSyd1984]

@@geradosolusyon511 Yeah! It'll come in quite handily when you are forbidden to be in the same room as anyone for any amount of time!