The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

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[@RyanGeorge]

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[@intertang1600]

Okie

[@goodnightosaka]

Thank you sir

[@andreyisinsane2162]

Thanks

[@BananaWasTaken]

Hello first time I’ve been early on one of your vids

[@jakepauls8927]

Friendly reminder that jeffrey epstein didnt kill himself

[@MyNameWasAlreadTaken]

Sitting in the middle of my rectangles, looking at a rectangle showing me people talking about rectangles.

[@LisaBowers]

Rectangle-ception?

[@camelopardalis84]

"People talking about rectangles". You mean booktube?

[@tedarcher9120]

Fast rectangles going around big rectangle shaped rectangle made out of black rectangles

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

*rectangles*

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Rectangles are Tight!

[@WiloPolis03]

This video is actually highly significant to Ryan George extrended universe. You see, almost every other Ryan George video happened in a house. This places this video somewhere towards the beginning of the timeline, before the Pickle. Before the bad guy's neck snapped and the day is saved. Even before the 90s show, where it's the 90s. This also confirms that these videos were never in chronological order. Any video could be on any timeline. *EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED*

[@platypus6810]

It's also before the room where bad people have to go in was made

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

What is Life?

[@molifechaplain7945]

And now my whole concept of reality is messed up

[@user-hl9ww3ml2m]

This video takes place after the dream video because there they refer to sleep as “time travel” whereas in this video they just say sleeping

[@JaidenTheBest]

They all happened at the same time

[@matthewwood690]

I love the implication that not only did this guy build the first house, but he also made the first window, door, couch, bed, toilet, sink, and everything else.

[@emilymoran9152]

Straight from cave to refrigerators and the concept of private property. He's very inventive.

[@xd_mystyyyyy]

HE INVENTED PRISON TOO.

[@Herbertti3]

@@xd_mystyyyyy And bank apparently. "paying constantly for 25 years"

[@froge7955]

@@Herbertti3 i think there was already bank because the second guy understood currency

[@theneoreformationist]

What are windows, doors, couches, beds, toilets, and sinks?

[@TristenHernandez]

“What kind of porpoises are we talking” 😂

[@nosyposy7448]

First guy to ever start a daycare “Let me have your kids in the morning”

[@jessicaopalinski4149]

😂😂😂

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

Give me your kids for a few hours and I'll pretend they are my kids. Then you take them back and give me money. Wait I know a guy who tried that. He was taking people and not giving them back until they gave him money. He called it kidnapping. Is that what you are doing? No, this is completely different. See I don't take the kids, you give them to me.

[@memerminecraft585]

"Let me have your kids in the morning" "But why would I do that?" "So you don't have to have them" "But who's gaining from this?" "Me, you pay me" "So I pay you *and* give you my kids? That seems like a kind of one-sided deal to me." "No but while you have the kids you cannot be doing other things that do not involve the kids" "Ohhh so I pay you for more time?" "Basically yes"

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

That's a fun idea but i hope he never makes it, simply for the possibility of him including kid Ryan George in it. *shivers*

[@jaga9394]

@@olgierdvoneverec4135 oh shit! I'm having flashbacks.

[@RR-kh9fv]

This guy could make a 3 hour movie of these sketches, i’d still see it

[@nw9801]

Sameeee

[@looniemoonie5955]

I watched this movie! Main hero did a backflip and snapped bad guy's neck at the end, it was tight.

[@darkassassinkantafly]

@@looniemoonie5955 But he didn't save the day 😭😭😭😭

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

@@darkassassinkantafly After the main hero failed to saved the day, his dog did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.

[@WiloPolis03]

@@thebombspayloadisexposed Nonono it was clearly the magic person who snapped the bad guy's next and saved the day. Did we watch the same movie?

[@itsakingproduction727]

How is a caveman giving lectures on bathroom sanitation?? 😂😂😂

[@Door227]

He was probably the first one to clean

[@salvatoreshiggerino6810]

Fun fact: gypsies do this too. They either don't have toilets in their trailers, or they refuse to use them, thinking it's unsanitary to defecate indoors. But apparently shitting on the ground for others to walk in isn't.

[@ikusA74]

Ryan Logic

[@joelyt1682]

Ryan just made everyone realize that life is just a bunch of rectangles.

[@harryvrentas6359]

Oh god, here we go, another rectangle supporter

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

@@harryvrentas6359 Rectangles are cool. Don't be a square.

[@m1n3c4rt]

HEXAGONS ARE THE BESTAGONS

[@woodlefoof2]

@@m1n3c4rt sphere master race reporting in

[@Demonic_Culture_Nut]

@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 But squares *are* rectangles I have decided.

[@rafaelbrandao4059]

"You just have pay for it." "Ok, cool. How do I pay for it?" "With rectangles."

[@creativedesignation7880]

So true. You can either use the paper rectangles or a plastic rectangle, anyway you'll get another rectangle that tells you how much you paid.

[@lorenzaiannoli6646]

And then another paper rectangle on how much your debt is!

[@JC-rm6pm]

Rectangles that would be useless in a real crisis, weird huh?

[@TeaBurn]

@@JC-rm6pm Unless it's food like MREs wrapped in rectangles. Rectangles are tight!

[@chaihill1837]

True

[@aarushirawal7231]

You should do "The First Guy to Ever Tickle Someone", that would be funny

[@EliteFiveJon]

What witchcraft is this? You made me laugh against my will and pee myself a little bit.

[@M240D]

It's a touchy subject.

[@chrisdobson4597]

Yesss

[@pou2329]

Hell yeah😂

[@gabe3dprint]

Oh, tickling people is tight!

[@jimmyispromo]

So funny listening to his pronunciation of words now verse when he first started. 🤣🤣

[@ano3kk]

364k subs, 247 likes, but no comment so here

[@izizamazing3614]

Lol 😂

[@FharishAhmed]

Kinda reminds you of Ross Geller, right?

[@qkndc]

@@FharishAhmed ooooh a friends fan!!! Me too!

[@FharishAhmed]

@@qkndc You are? ARE you? lol

[@checkermater9181]

Him: "I Live In Caves" Also Him: Wearing Clothes

[@polarcrumpet2041]

had to be pg

[@samuellickiss8463]

I like that the concept of the house has only just been invented but plumbing and electricity are apparently well established!

[@graemeedwards5856]

I've heard that some people live in houses made entirely of see-through rectangles. But they definitely shouldn't propel hard tiny shapes.

[@camelopardalis84]

I got that joke! Slowly but steadily!

[@williamozier918]

A man's stack of logs with rectangles in it is his...stack of stones with rectangles, and big tall round parts, and a rectangle in the front that you can like drop down and let people across and then lift back up so they can't come over without permission.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@williamozier918 So, thou dothst have a housing idea for me? Yes, my liege, I do.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

@@onkelpappkov2666 I NEED THIS SERIES

[@MastaSmack]

Yourself being on that list.

[@cajudd8403]

The usage of the phrase, “I decided” as a subtle running joke in this series is one of the best in-jokes in the world, I decided.

[@guilhermeferrao5968]

100% agree here

[@billsavidz1274]

Being decisive about in-jokes is tight!

[@thetwintuberz5905]

Kid Araknid Those decisions are super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Diamond_Spellbound]

TheTwinTuberz i was about to type that lol

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

You are correct about the usage of I decided as a running gag, I decided.

[@colixnaia6512]

I never considered the strange idea of the toilet and shower/bath being in the same room until this video made me. I am shooketh

[@Judo593]

Putting the toilets and the showers in separate rooms would make the plumbing a nightmare.

[@connorschultz380]

@@Judo593 it's true, it's because of plumbing

[@asmosisyup2557]

@@connorschultz380 yeah, but i mean you can just put the toilet adjacent to the bathroom in a separate room, it doesnt really change the plumbing much. That seems to be what most modern homes are doing.

[@connorschultz380]

@@asmosisyup2557 um, then you have a dedicated room for a toilet and a bath, both needing storage of some kind in or near them to hold paper towels, toilet paper, and Actual towels. it just feels like a missuse of floor space, the way we have it saves us room for other stuff and keeps the utilitys in there own area.

[@alexielmarquay]

@@connorschultz380 not everyone store towels in the bathroom and storing toilet paper doesn't take that much space unless you want to store 24 rolls at once.

[@burnthetrolls5971]

First guy ever to own a car "I'm being taken home in a metal rectangle"

[@kaliberkam0681]

Nope those are the really small rectangles remember? How is the ant supposed to own the car

[@burnthetrolls5971]

@@kaliberkam0681 that's right my mistake thanks future person from the future

[@MrLuigge]

A metal rectangle on top of some rubber circles

[@AAAAAA-nw1tx]

If your car is a rectangle, there's something wrong with your car. Mainly that it isn't a car

[@memelover6917]

@@AAAAAA-nw1tx of course not its a bus

[@awkwardperson_yt8765]

Suggestion: The first guy to ever write

[@coreyw5981]

Did he do first guy to tell fiction already?

[@sgnosymfoemos]

@@coreyw5981 yea

[@sutiiiven]

Yes!

[@coreyw5981]

@@sgnosymfoemos oh okay let me go watch that thing

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

@@coreyw5981 If that happens it has to be the ancestor to Ryan in Pitch Meetings.

[@graemeedwards5856]

Could we get a "first guy to ever own a dog" where a Ryan learns that not all wolves are mean and scary

[@No_True_Scotsman]

Ryan would have to play the wolf

[@davidgantenbein9362]

PurpleSfinx I‘m ok with that.

[@priscillajimenez27]

@@No_True_Scotsman he had a cat one before

[@MarloSoBalJr]

@@No_True_Scotsman I'm imagining it right now

[@blahblah8037]

This would be awesome because the wolves are a major theme. Love the idea

[@phrophannus]

I love Ryan's Universe where technologies were invented before others like having glasses before homes existed.

[@muskaan3711]

Me trying to make small talk: So are you into big squishy rectangle thingies?

[@ayonwahid8222]

Big squishy rectangle things are TIGHT

[@lanceknuth5300]

I'm not into them, but I am onto them.

[@yosleib]

Pickup line of the century

[@hellojari07]

yes

[@ikazuchioni]

@@ayonwahid8222 After a few rounds on it, not so much anymore.

[@suyash5608]

"Why don't you want me here? " "Because." "Fair enough!"

[@Aeronor2001]

I want you to get allllll the way out of this thing

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

@@Aeronor2001 get ouuuuutttt

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

@@Aeronor2001 Okay, let me get off of that thing!

[@mtndewmslayer2564]

“Understandable, have a nice day”

[@midnightflare9879]

"Did you just mixed up the catchphrases with another show?" "Whoops!" "Whoopsy!"

[@wanderlustwarrior]

"You just don't like people!" "...Yes. Yes, that's it exactly."

[@canadianshark2625]

The first guy to mow a lawn: "This grass is too tall, I should cut it so it's shorter"

[@bramvanduijn8086]

The first guy to have a lawn would be very interesting. I mean.... why go through all that effort? One explanation I liked is that it is a conspicuously unconsumed prime grazing meadow to show off that you are rich enough to be able to waste it.

[@steelbear2063]

"I decided"

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

"The Earth's hair is too long... I'm gonna give it a haircut I decided"

[@thetwoebrothers9455]

I like how Ryan’s comedy is just getting weirder and weirder as time goes on, both on this channel and his pitch meetings. I’m not complaining though, it’s great!

[@whizhunk4007]

69 likes x)

[@KingRorix]

@@whizhunk4007 nice

[@C.L.Hinton]

Yeah, if by "weirder" you mean "literally the best thing on the planet," then sure.

[@steelrarebit7387]

Gotta let your freak flag fly.

[@marcus_w0]

@@whizhunk4007 It's 469 now ;)

[@jakobkorsbk478]

You should do The first guy to ever ask someone out

[@davindeptuck7905]

69th like

[@isaiahhighley8959]

@Davin Deptuck haha, 69, Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

[@tamla9875]

He can't do that. There is no woman in this universe

[@lucagerza7372]

The first guy to get a girlfriend

[@WhiteScorpio2]

@@tamla9875 That is most definitely not an obstacle.

[@nickgoodwin8715]

I love how often getting arrested is referred to as "putting you in a room somewhere else" in these videos

[@catbatrat1760]

I love the running gags

[@willbo6017]

“Either way I get room access? That sounds like a pretty good deal.” And there’s the rub.

[@wellhellothere313]

"How did you get in here?" "Well, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@coIin.]

Well hello there hahaha

[@akechispancakeprincess8608]

Everyone here just enjoying the sketches while I’m trying to figure out the grand timeline of the Ryanverse.

[@somerandolad]

Oh, confusing timelines are tight!

[@rubberduckproductions544]

Yeah me too

[@wandelinw]

Please share the results!

[@dhruvgirgenti8268]

It’s a little known fact that heating and cooling boxes (ovens and fridges) were invented at the same time as houses

[@jadenyahomiee8432]

Ryan Sketchamatic Universe

[@deadsponge4841]

Now that I think about it.. I think us humans have a weird obsession with rectangles...

[@videotaper2272]

They are just easier to build than other shapes...so we are lazy... ^_-

[@KW-ju2tl]

It's just for efficiency.

[@PixelPotat0]

Says Dead🧽sponge🧽 THE WORLD IS RULED BY RECTANGLES. BOW DOWN TO YOUR RECTANGULAR GOD.

[@naomijackson4691]

You get the most area with a rectangle than with other shapes. And straight lines nest together better than curved lines without wasted spaces. The material to usable area ratio is also better with rectangles, so it costs less money to build. Rectangles are tight!

[@YTsupportsZionaziGenocide]

Alternate Title: The First Guy Ever To Break Into The First Guy Ever's Home

[@nolanimates1595]

“I have a bunch of rooms.” What a subtle flex...

[@EliteFiveJon]

Having a bunch of rooms is tight!

[@MatthewMilton]

Cool

[@jebatman756]

Why would it be a flex?

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

"you just hang out in here with your stuff? thats kinda weird" every introvert ever:"yes, please go now"

[@katem3329]

...accurate

[@Eric-ef5qm]

every person living in 2020: perfectly normal.

[@aadityamurali18]

@@Eric-ef5qm Barely an inconvenience

[@Sumirevins]

As a ambivert I can hang out with My stuff or I can Hang out with my friends not a Big deal

[@blutwirbel3180]

No they wouldn't be able to say that out loud.

[@benmohatun]

"I sleep in a cave. It's ok when wolves aren't around." I squirted my coke through my nose thanks for that Ryan.

[@williamowsley9771]

Hahaha. I did about the same thing. Word to the wise, don't be drinking anything during these skits!

[@dustingaethje1332]

@@williamowsley9771 Plot twist: He wasn't drinking anything

[@owenhacky7852]

"Squishy Rectangles" HAHA

[@ElementiaYT]

So this one Ryan singlehandedly invented beds, fridges, toilets, sinks, even houses in general? This definitely tops the guy who invented restaurants.

[@walkinmn]

What about the guy who invented the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and the invented TV ads to sell more sandwiches with pretty big pickles in them?

[@stevenbobbybills]

To be fair, the guy that invented restaurants basically just made a house that you can pay to temporarily eat at.

[@AsylumPokemonEatter]

He also made a shower or bathtub and windows. Like this guy was a pro for building all this shit himself.

[@blahblah8037]

Oven

[@handsomebrick]

This guy is like the Da Vinci of the Ryanverse.

[@introvertednoise]

“What kind of porpoises are we talking about?” 😂

[@kyleferguson4236]

Damn.. I just posted this EXACT comment word for word.. I really need to start reading them first 😔

[@Ellie_2810]

Kyle Ferguson it’s a quote from the video.... INNOVATION

[@greggatesjr1301]

Kyle Ferguson 😂same

[@introvertednoise]

Kyle Ferguson I couldn’t help but rush to the comment section the moment he said it😂😂

[@SeanFerree]

😂

[@Enilks]

"Hi, I'm the ADstronaut, out here in ADspace" That was gold.

[@OliveTreesa]

Bruh it’s in every vid

[@Eassle]

Just discovered this dude and I have to say I really like how he describes all the normal stuff in an abstract way :)

[@williammurphy5186]

Me must work hos ass off throwing all this together. I love it

[@shockwave3004]

Do first guy to ever celebrate his birthday.

[@jaqjynx]

Why are there burning things on that cake? I make a wish and blow off them out. ...........😐

[@narobiras9970]

We also eat cake which is because... uhmm... Uh... I dont really know why but we just do it.

[@erickmejia4602]

Also, you have to bring me presents

[@hankeypankey1558]

Adam from Adam and Eve

[@ggt47]

Oh?

[@5thElementDFW]

“What kinda porpoises are we talking about?” -Ryan, 2020

[@brucebaker810]

Cross porpoises. Like hammerhead sharks. Kinda sorta. The name is quite accurate. It fits them to a t.

[@Aeronor2001]

Squishy rectangle porpoises

[@unseenufo]

But Ryan is the guy in red and black flannel. The "other" guy is not "Ryan".

[@Danika711]

I thought he said what I thought and I'm glad that was not just me....l😂😂😂

[@CigarDoug]

@@unseenufo I decided.

[@mysteryboyee]

we need the sequel to this, the first guy to ever give someone a mortgage

[@WeAreWastingUrTime]

"I have a totally different rectangle for that- it has a turny thing on it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UncleYis]

“Oh so that’s the living room, that’s the bed room, what’s that? The cooking room?” “No, no, that’s the kitchen!”

[@memerminecraft585]

"Why would you call it a chicken? Isn't that a bird that is also food- oh I see what you did there haha" "No it is not called a chicken" "Oh"

[@elidaniel5597]

is that the shtrichel?? I know you!

[@UncleYis]

Eli Daniel in the flesh

[@alexandernewman9735]

As someone who's had to learn languages quickly I feel this on a painful level... basically that but on a lot of tests.

[@harryvrentas6359]

The kitten? No no, you can't cook kittens, we don't eat those, we decided.

[@auditoryallusions8983]

"You just have to pay for it" "Oh okay" "FOR 25 YEARS" and people wonder why I'm afraid of being an adult.

[@TheRealObi-wanKenobi]

You can also buy a house if you have the money

[@johncena3034]

@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi That's...what he meant...it's called a mortgage

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi what's money

[@Boomtron-jv9uv]

@@TheRealObi-wanKenobi General Kenobi. You are a bold one.😂

[@pockii5799]

I mean, 25 years is not bad going.

[@edgarburlyman738]

Caves are the best houses, because you don't have to build them. You just put the fire in the front where the smoke can get out and it keeps the wolves away, except the wolves you like.

[@theojames2581]

When houses were first invented, there were no rooms. There were open areas called a hall. Then they added (correct me if I’m wrong) the kitchen and then (correct me if I’m wrong again) the living room and so on. Now the hall is just an area between the rooms.

[@hellopeoplez8636]

The first guy to give a massage “Let me rub you”

[@huliniswhoiam]

So much potential for masturbation or sex jokes/references

[@bruhwhy5182]

@@huliniswhoiam True

[@senorhillta1194]

Rubbing strangers for money is tight

[@logan.theriot5331]

I’m just realizing how many rectangles are in a housr

[@quintespeed]

I feel as if circles would be better.

[@yaboythepizzaboi]

I have a bunch of non-squishy rectangles on the walls

[@ge2719]

@@quintespeed no, circles are just for were the dirty water, pee and poop goes.

[@Boss-_]

I have a really sturdy rectangle that I put a bunch of other rectangles on in my room. I put a bunch of glow-y magic rectangles on top of it, and I have this other magic rainbow rectangle with squares on it that lets me create these letters.

[@felixm8733]

@@Boss-_ I have a bunch of rectangles on a shelf. Inside the rectangles are multiple thin rectangles that have words on them.

[@kauanrakoski824]

These sketches are super easy, barely an inconvenience to watch. If Ryan did an 8 hours long movie, i’d probably watch it.

[@wangboi69]

Ryan: Must've been tough building the first house with all the planning and working. Also Ryan: No actually it was super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

No one: Ryan: "Big squishy rectangle."

[@PhazonOmega]

Meanwhile, I'm sitting here thinking about how much I like your name and pic.

[@lol-zi4sv]

@@PhazonOmega same lol

[@heyandy889]

watching this from my daytime big squishy rectangle 👍🏻

[@arkanafkr]

Aqua is useless

[@nazreenakhter1499]

"I smashed the see through rectangle" "Whoops" "Whoopsie"

[@heyandy889]

Man it's gonna be a big pain to get that fixed.

[@sukurioplays4409]

WowWow wow wow

[@andrewlance3898]

ZombieStorm So I need you to get all the way off of my back about fixing it

[@crazykidsgaming6519]

Smashing windows is tight

[@SeanFerree]

😁

[@NoClient88]

wait, i just noticed toilets and showers should not be together. that’s really weird

[@Sewblon]

Yeah they should, after you poop you feel like you need to take a shower.

[@therandomd2717]

@@Sewblon do you take a shower every time you poop?

[@Sewblon]

@@therandomd2717 No. That would be too time consuming.

[@therandomd2717]

@@Sewblon yeah I know. I was being mostly sarcastic. I do somewhat agree with you

[@Sewblon]

@@therandomd2717 But I do wash my butt every time I poop. I just don't get my hair wet every time I poop.

[@donkmeister]

2:15 This may be a strangely local thing, or it might be a worldwide thing, but early 20th-century houses in the UK were usually built with the toilet in a separate room from the bath and shower due to the "why the hell would you want to poop in the room where you brush your teeth and wash yourself?!" school of thought. Thinking changes though, and nowadays houses are built to the "let's poop and do mouth hygiene in the same room" model, and most of the older houses have been converted (if you live in the UK and your main bathroom has two small windows instead of one big one... your house probably used to have a separate toilet room).

[@HerHollyness]

I can sort of follow that chain of thought, but what always drives me crazy in those older houses is why the sink isn’t also in the room with the toilet. Like, tooth brushing and general washing, if you want to keep it separate, okay, but did people never wash their hands after pooing? It really disgusts me that I have to use germ-covered hands to touch TWO door handles (and light switches/pull strings, potentially) to go into the room with the sink and wash them. So nasty.

[@floydlooney6837]

Then again some had toilets in the kitchen so..

[@ladrok97]

Or you could have toilet outside of your house, so stinky stuff wasn't even in your house in the first place

[@jstnsmutek]

First person to ever decide to retire Boss: So you're just not gonna work anymore?

[@SlyFox-uu8jn]

"and the government will give me lots of money"

[@MailMainbutnot]

@@SlyFox-uu8jn "I decided"

[@qkndc]

@@SlyFox-uu8jn but not that much money

[@Alkis05]

"Yeah, but I will give money to the government every month and regardless of if I get old enough to retire or not, they still keep the money." "Oh, that is a little more fair. I thought you just wanted a handout or something." "No, no. It's just that after sometime it is not worth it to work anymore. Or maybe I'm just too sick or frail to work anymore. But I will still need money though. So you know... it is a 'just in case' situation." "I still think you are lazy though, because I need more people wanting to work." "What? I can't hear you!" "I said you are lazy" "What about Leslie?" "Stop yelling! Oh, you know what, forget about it. Go home already"

[@KRYMauL]

@@SlyFox-uu8jn Actually pensions were a thing before the government gave out money because companies wanted employees to stay. Now it seems companies only want the next hot model out of high school or college then just pass you around like a brothel.

[@clydewilliams6762]

The best comedian on KZbin has returned!

[@alkalinedivide]

Wait where'd he go

[@joeydubs3098]

Yes

[@DavidA-sy5vp]

Clyde Williams i think he just waits until he gets a sponsor then posts

[@erincrow7084]

Ha! The origin of the first vandal! His first glass smash 😁

[@uuddlrlrbas]

“You have to pay for it” “Oh, ok cool-“ “Constantly, for 25 years” “Oh, oh my god!” XD I too have yet to pay off the mortgage

[@chemquests]

My favorite part! How did this become normal? The video makes you wonder

[@capitalb5889]

8 more years to go

[@Trash_panda_confused]

@@capitalb58896 years now

[@SuperBC1975]

"I sleep in a cave. It's OK when the wolves aren't around." Wow! Wow! Wow! Sleeping in caves is tight!

[@03019a]

I am going to ask the wolves to get all the way off my back

[@SuperBC1975]

@@03019a LOL. Good one.

[@pjbreezy]

The wolves shouldn’t come out... _wolves start charging into cave_ Whoops! Whoopsie!

[@consoleking9670]

I’ve never been so self conscious of all the rectangles in my house

[@H3n7yx76]

Look at the portrait of the guy in the background, he is also in the episode “Sports Announcers Who Get Way Too Personal”, he is listed as Ebenezer Anderson.

[@fullmetaltheorist]

This taught me that people are obsessed with rectangles.

[@jeremyadler9620]

My theory is that the guy who lives in the house is the same guy who talks about rectangles on the news show. He needs to be more open about triangles. Each shape has their own positives and negatives. No one shape is perfect.

[@ibtgb2]

“Seems like maybe those should be in separate rooms...” 😂

[@tutirutan111]

It should be pointed out that those are the "naked" rooms

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

Japanese people do have them separated.

[@Crick1952]

The Romans had them separated. They were in entirely different buildings

[@avinashmathur7865]

"Why do you want me out of this place?" "Because you may be carrying some invisible things that can come inside my body from you and hurt me."

[@minimoe2807]

COVID!!!

[@Bluntman-J.P]

invisible things that can come inside my body is TIGHT

[@Bookwitchery]

He did a video for that one already too. 🤣

[@user-fy4zc9rs5e]

"I live in cave, It's just fine if no wolves around" i love this guy's mood

[@AJAM23]

First guy to ever race someone “So me and you are just gonna move in a circle as fast as we can and see who can finish it first.”

[@diu8562]

“It’s called a living room” Me: “Is it the only room where u can live and breath in??”

[@vigilviglantie8613]

No no, it’s the room that tries to eat you.

[@milkshake-380]

Lol

[@rasati]

breathe* breath is noun and breathe is a verb

[@peppermint.flavoured.avacado]

If a murderer is chasing you, go into the living room,you can't die in there

[@alejoqc9540]

-"No, the breathing room is a separated one".

[@danieldaw1778]

I never really thought about how much stuff in a house is rectangle shaped until I watched this video.

[@douglasrau5094]

You mean as you probably sat on a rectangle and watched another rectangle?

[@danieldaw1778]

@@douglasrau5094 seriously. I'm sitting in my room right now, on my rectangle shaped bed, playing my rectangle shaped xbox in my rectangle shaped tv, that had a rectangle shaped remote, that's on top of a rectangle shaped dresser, that's surrounded by rectangle shaped shelves, that have rectangle shaped baskets in them. It truly is ridiculous how many things are rectangle shaped.

[@sunfl0wer2813]

Or how many "boxes" you have

[@skyejacques]

Unless you're a Hobbit 😅

[@Death13Horseman]

You got a shiny rectangle where you can see a bunch of different stuff on it like other humans telling lie-stories or animals, or even these weird drawings that can move and have human voices. A rectangle than can be opened where you keep your clothes, or even a rectangle you pull where you keep your socks or accessories or utensils. A rectangle you can see through showing the outside. A rectangle with four legs that's just there and you can put stuff on it. A rectangle that can even wash your clothes. So many rectangles, rectangle is the best shape.

[@benwilson4007]

I love when he says "i decided"

[@petitio_principii]

I've heard the British or maybe the French tended to have toilet rooms and actual bathrooms separately, most of the time. Which allegedly resulted in a few instances of unfortunate misunderstandings at times Americans/others were visiting and asked whether they can use the bathroom.

[@circuit10]

Probably not the British because I’m British and I’ve never heard of them being separate, unless it was a long time in the past

[@lucijadugonjic4975]

“I thought of every rectangle for this place” -Ryan, 2020

[@SuperBC1975]

"This is a room. Yeah, I got a whole bunch of them." And someday there will be a movie about THE ROOM!

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

Oh hi Ryan

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

You're tearing me apart Ryan!

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

I wanna see a pitch meeting for that

[@maciek8159]

I’ve been waiting for him to do a pitch meeting on the room! Anyway, how is your sex life?

[@darioinfini]

He didn't make a pitch meeting about The Room. He did naaaaaat.

[@taklamak]

I first heard that porpoise gag on The Monkee's tv show a whiles back. It's a keeper.

[@CSW_YT]

"Oh, so you're really into big squishy rectangles." LMAO

[@johnathanarcher6999]

I need more Ryan George in my life. We all do

[@_Axolottie_]

Indeed

[@suddenlyfrogs9504]

We should give him an award. Unless there's somebody funnier on here? It's been a year since I found the Pitch Meetings and so far no.

[@joshsg6525]

Check out moving mind studio if you haven't already. Especially campus law.

[@Rizky-im2vh]

"Constantly for 25 years .." "Oh my God.."

[@rc0ll18]

"I'd like to buy one of the big rectangles like my friend has, how much money do I need to pay for it?" "$1.4 million" "Wow. Why does it cost that much? It's not like the materials that make the big rectangle cost that much" "Well I've decided that because it's sort of close to a beach and sort of close to places where a lot of people work and you can see mountains from one of the back rectangles that it should cost that much." "Sounds reasonable"

[@Vates104]

Easily my favorite comedian/satirist on KZbin. Thank you for relieving the stress in my life.

[@racks.1]

I love the way this guy talks.

[@hard2hurt]

Do the first guy to go to the beach.

[@arkfr]

Yes

[@terrorkaze486]

First guy to comment

[@prisonmike6461]

ICY MIKE

[@batzdoartz]

We are going to sit on a bunch of tiny yellow rocks and the scorching sun by a big thing of water with a lot of salt that may or may not have sharks

[@williamm9435]

So its like dirt... but drier... unless its by the big lake then it is very wet.

[@nazreenakhter1499]

"I have a lot of rectangles" Circle: *sad noises*

[@pilkers2]

*sad circle noises*

[@MasteringJohn]

It'll have to wait for the discoverer of yurts.

[@TadBigby]

The rectangle is probably the signature human-made shape. Nature makes all the other ones mostly.

[@maxiawesomekid899]

My favorite thing about this video is that the thumbnail completely sums up the entire video

[@ustus007]

Imagine: millenniums passed, future civilization - alien or future humans, does not matter - are trying to discover the history of ancient humanity, and all they found are Ryan's "The First Guy" series...

[@MandleRoss]

Hahaha! Like the aliens finding the "Historical Documents" in Galaxy Quest.

[@greenhowie]

Hey, it's better than them finding The History Channel.

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

Imagine them thinking this was how people figured out stuff. 'Yeah this is how people were he decided.'

[@shadowyami8109]

Future humans: "so that's how it starts the first person who had a house it was so weird"

[@pufferfishman197]

666 likes omg

[@camthedestroyer1490]

“I think you’re gonna lose that” “No I don’t think so, it’s attached to me” 😂

[@rubynall80]

"constantly for 25 years." That last part hit hard.

[@tgferer]

I love how they invented TVs before houses

[@leshinor]

Ryan: the poop station and the clean station should be in different places Humanity: collapses

[@laurencefraser]

You know, having the toilet in the bathroom rather than its own separate room was a fairly modern idea. (And I'm not just referencing outhouses here) It's still pretty common for that to Not be the case in many places. Of course, not having somewhere to wash your hands in the same room as the toilet is a bad idea. (Though having the toilet be off the laundry room is surprisingly common here, and in some cases you are expected to use the laundry tub for washing your hands, depending on the exact setup)

[@pimakpimak]

Well in France (and Europe most of the time) toilets have their own room with its own sink. So you can poop and then wash your hands within the same room but not the bathroom

[@stephenstuart9881]

@@pimakpimak Usually separate rooms in Australia - though not always. Both in the same room? Definitely an inconvenience...what do you do if someone's having a shower, jump up and down on the spot until they've finished drying their hair? (I grew up in a family with four kids - definitely better as separate rooms)

[@scarybusey]

I have them separate. Watching someone pee and poo while trying to get clean is a bit unsettling.

[@LacayoDe]

Here in the Netherlands after 10 years of living here I’ve never seen a clean station that shares the space with the poop station.

[@hariseldon02]

How about "The First Guy to ever wash the dishes" "Oh wow! So you *don't* buy new plates every day?"

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

'No, that's extremely wasteful, i decided.'

[@jillanderson8596]

Not being wasteful is *tight*

[@RMVideos92]

"But hey, what if I have a big party with lots of people who want food and I'm too tired after the party to wash all those plates?" "That sounds very specific, but I think you just deal with it man." "No, that sounds like a lot of work I decided. I mean I'd probably save a lot of work for myself by having them just hold the food or maybe even eat off of something they can just throw away when they're done." "Sounds extremely wasteful, doesn't it?" "No, these won't be plates, they'll be made of something completely different and more disposable, something like paper." "Paper? Oh man, that doesn't sound good at all, it sounds like food would just stain and structurally compromise it, people are gonna get food on them." "Well, maybe people would be more willing to risk that if the paper were thicker and shaped like plates." "So instead of washing up plates, you're going to save yourself time by tricking people into eating off of paper shaped like plates?" "That is what I'm going to do, yes." "And this will both save you time and limit your waste?" "That is how I see it."

[@chaosmastermind]

But wait, that hasn't happened yet. HEYYOOOOOOO

[@nomie2006]

What about the first carwash!

[@adarshsharma4184]

3:29 The way he says "Oh My God" is tight 😘😁😁😁!

[@joshuahoover6841]

Ryan really seems to love his rectangles.

[@samuelsunnyd7187]

"So, you've got some shelter for me?" "Yes sir, I do."

[@isabelangang249]

Do you know the name of his other Chanel that he talks about movies

[@teabird7262]

Un Armed screen rant but the only good thing there are the pitch meetings

[@isabelangang249]

Teabird true

[@neebsmcneebs9697]

Oh, rectangles that keep me warm and dry are tight!

[@Boobalopbop]

Wowowow... Wow.

[@KingJake-om7yq]

“The first person to live” “The first person to speak” “The first person to die” “The first person to sleep”

[@SmashLiXs]

i misread that as first person to lie & i'm remembering there's a movie with that plot

[@guidetothegreatoutdoors4789]

SmashLiXs Yes!

[@nimrodkeren783]

What’s it called? That sounds interesting

[@travv88]

I'm all about these videos. Do it.

[@KingJake-om7yq]

nimrod keren they’re separate ideas

[@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683]

The Ryanverse feels like an imbalance of logic and chaos.

[@jasonwall7751]

In the Ryanverse, he is basically God bc he creates everything before anyone else.

[@jaceyPunk]

It's confirmed: Ryan has a rectangle fetish.

[@kindahungry2662]

A fetish or an obsession? Maybe both.

[@noblesseoblige319]

@@kindahungry2662 don't be such a square

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

@@kindahungry2662 You sound like you've lost your Purple Rectangle that lives in your void and controls your existence.

[@N0rmandy]

My theory is that the first Ryan was a scientist experimenting with time traveling but one day his twin brother George turned on machine. A paradox happened changing the fabric of time, humanity ceases to exist and all versions of Ryan and George from the surrounding universe's fell into the original losing all knowledge of humanity and history. Now these Ryans and Georges live together trying to understand the world left behind by a no longer existing humanity.

[@mementoviveretv]

I enjoy your theory, here's mine The Ryan George Timeline So it begins in the 90s with a young boy named Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he loved science fiction stuff, such as Star Wars, Power Rangers and, Back to the Future. Time Traveller Reporter Guy decides to build a time machine. First he tries to go to the dawn of time, but screws up and it doesn't work. He goes back and by the time he gets home, it's Comic-Con and he cosplays as Zorgon.but out of nowhere, the time machine works and sends Time Travelling Reporter Guy to the dawn of time, while still in his Zorgon cosplay. When at the dawn of time he accidently creates the universe, instead of God, leading God to live a pampered life (See the video "The First Guy to Ever Clean Himself) he also ends up creating disastrous repercussions throughout the universe. Many Movies do not exist, simple places such as houses and restaurants, concepts like punching and friendship do not exist either. Later however, the worshippers of Zorgon go on to slowly evolve to wear his face. This causes many of earth's people to have the same face as Zorgon. While people begin shifting to look exactly like Time Traveller Reporter Guy, he goes through time to set things right. (The First Guy) and he goes on to pitch the movies that will forever influence pop culture (See Pitch Meetings) (Sidenote: The reason why the executive guy makes all the sketchy movies a reality is because Time Traveller Reporter Guy still retains and uses his Zorgon power) The timeline has split off into branches (See the Dumbest Timeline) but the world is relatively the same. Some minor changes are that people still contribute to worship Zorgon causing many people to still look like Ryan George (See Human Sacrifice Call Center) the news as a concept now takes on a human form (See If the News was a Guy) Humans now have different aspects to them in social media form (See If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk) and Hollywood now makes many more awful movies (See if Hollywood made BioPics on influencers, and Viewer Discretion is Advised, Cast Away but with Social Anxiety, etc.) and as a result, KZbinrs make much more garbage content (See My Morning Routine, and What Guys Expect when they post workout videos, Old Town Road Remixes are Getting out of Hand, and If KZbin Video Essays were passive Aggressive) and thus culture itself becomes 50/50 half good and half bad, (See when we Finally Discover Aliens, and Where those Instagram Filters are Headed, for the bad) He makes one last attempt to set things write by going to the 90s as a reporter and warning people on how the Future is Dumb, (See Time Traveller Reporter)

[@lukeseykora7417]

Dude You just made a cinematic universe out of these random sketches 😂😂

[@anatine_banana_69]

k

[@salaamah7559]

@@mementoviveretv woah, so cool.

[@EliteFiveJon]

@@mementoviveretv Ryan George: Write that down! Write that down!

[@trustknowwaunful]

"I sleep on one of the big squishy rectangles!" LOL!!!!!!! I LOVE THESE!

[@astonsin5570]

This is living proof that rectangles are better than triangles i decided.