The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

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Ryan George

Ryan George

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@ShnoogleMan
@ShnoogleMan 3 жыл бұрын
This is canonically the first episode of the Ryan George Universe. Everyone after this one is clean
@horseoperamarker
@horseoperamarker 3 жыл бұрын
oh yea
@ethan8338
@ethan8338 3 жыл бұрын
but they have glasses so the eye one was first?
@MintMaxer
@MintMaxer 3 жыл бұрын
What about the name one?
@ShnoogleMan
@ShnoogleMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@MintMaxer They are clean in the name one and they don’t use names in this one.
@ShnoogleMan
@ShnoogleMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethan8338 The eye one is just for contacts.
@RaDappa
@RaDappa 5 жыл бұрын
I love how you handle sponsors, it’s actually enjoyable to watch.
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 5 жыл бұрын
Dakota Dessau yeah
@scarypineapple8608
@scarypineapple8608 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah over a minute and a half of sponsor talk in this one and in all his videos now. Great, enjoy. Dumb ass.
@milan_gielis
@milan_gielis 3 жыл бұрын
"Must be a king" "How can you tell?" "He's not covered in shit"
@CygnusTheSilly
@CygnusTheSilly 3 жыл бұрын
Monty Python and the holy grail references are *TIGHT*
@diale4806
@diale4806 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt vote for you lmao
@gfchenry
@gfchenry 3 жыл бұрын
Lol It’s but a flesh wound
@Markus_Andrew
@Markus_Andrew 3 жыл бұрын
"Ooh Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!"
@gfchenry
@gfchenry 3 жыл бұрын
“We are the knights who say.....NEE”
@johnreidmusic
@johnreidmusic 5 жыл бұрын
Best advertising KZbinr. The only ads I don't fast forward through.
@Itsme-qo2le
@Itsme-qo2le 5 жыл бұрын
So I was about to quit the video, but I saw your comment and decided to stay, and I had to laugh... So what I wanted to say, is that you are right, his ads are very entertaining and good
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 5 жыл бұрын
@@Itsme-qo2le Ads that are equally as entertaining as the initial content are TIGHT
@nicholasleclerc1583
@nicholasleclerc1583 5 жыл бұрын
Then you’d love _Internet Historian_ too
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Leclerc IKR
@nicholasleclerc1583
@nicholasleclerc1583 5 жыл бұрын
@@JayTohab *R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S*
@RandomRoger
@RandomRoger 5 жыл бұрын
"... It's wind, it smells like whatever's in the wind." 🤣🤣🤣
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 4 жыл бұрын
Roger Walker So far the dirty guy is winning the argument. Lol
@drewnally1911
@drewnally1911 4 жыл бұрын
I made the likes 669 :)
@apainush9540
@apainush9540 4 жыл бұрын
r/technicallythetruth
@omarmagdub7624
@omarmagdub7624 4 жыл бұрын
ah yes this floor is made out of floor
@fullmetaltheorist
@fullmetaltheorist 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 and this is deep
@alticiaecloaksdaggers8379
@alticiaecloaksdaggers8379 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait was that last part?" "You rub your privates." "OK, I'm in🙂" I Died
@deemox69
@deemox69 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@ironsights7462
@ironsights7462 3 жыл бұрын
Boys do Rub 1 off in the bath, multiple even if they feel like it
@keadon69
@keadon69 3 жыл бұрын
@@ironsights7462 I do 183 times
@ironsights7462
@ironsights7462 3 жыл бұрын
@@keadon69 I call bulshit on that, a man nutted 63 times before he died
@qkndc
@qkndc 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@brandonmclendon5368
@brandonmclendon5368 5 жыл бұрын
Cleaning yourself is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@tedarcher9120
@tedarcher9120 5 жыл бұрын
Very much an inconvenience
@Cmon_bro12
@Cmon_bro12 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha.... you’re not funny
@thenoobgamer540
@thenoobgamer540 5 жыл бұрын
Ask every batchler that
@brandonmclendon5368
@brandonmclendon5368 5 жыл бұрын
rawr xd Thanks for the words of encouragement
@inferno769
@inferno769 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, that is tight
@BoilingAshes
@BoilingAshes 5 жыл бұрын
"And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys and saved the day!"
@legoflashverselegendofspon4658
@legoflashverselegendofspon4658 5 жыл бұрын
snapping a bad guys neck is tight
@kuhmuh2357
@kuhmuh2357 5 жыл бұрын
and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
@twxtimbot2316
@twxtimbot2316 5 жыл бұрын
Snapped the bad guys neck* and saved the day
@HandledToaster2
@HandledToaster2 5 жыл бұрын
None of these comments even fit with the video?
@77ELCREADOR
@77ELCREADOR 5 жыл бұрын
Commenting references is super easy, barely an inconvenience and is also Tight!
@heyitsryry
@heyitsryry 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know man it sounds like you sat in a big tub of dirt soup for a while and now you’re on a high horse for some reason.”
@captainspy3024
@captainspy3024 4 жыл бұрын
You ever eaten dirt soup before? That shit tastes amazing and you smell like horse crap. Yum
@kosakukawajiri16
@kosakukawajiri16 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Spy Yes Officer This comment here
@Chapulín-y6j
@Chapulín-y6j Жыл бұрын
Quoting dialogue straight from the video you’re commenting on with no changes is TIGHT!
@RoseOnFire
@RoseOnFire 7 ай бұрын
​@@Chapulín-y6jshut
@SeventeenGhost
@SeventeenGhost 5 жыл бұрын
"We can work out a system where the water, like, falls on you?" "That just sounds like rain..." " A H Y E S E N S L A V E D R A I N "
@Avvura
@Avvura 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite meme
@ninjabotxl7315
@ninjabotxl7315 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I legit read this comment for the first time as the video was saying it
@wisforwinner
@wisforwinner 4 жыл бұрын
NinjaBot XL same
@NotVeryRandomDude
@NotVeryRandomDude 4 жыл бұрын
SeventeenGhost E M A N C I P A T E T H E R A I N
@TheHiroClaw123
@TheHiroClaw123 4 жыл бұрын
did he say enslaved rain? that part is cut out I think
@MrDSK4
@MrDSK4 5 жыл бұрын
This is how you make ads fun and engaging! Freaking props to you man I don't even have a bed and I want them sheets!
@williepete1969
@williepete1969 5 жыл бұрын
I have a bed
@MarysSwagYouTubeChannel
@MarysSwagYouTubeChannel 5 жыл бұрын
@@williepete1969 Wow, way to make him feel left out. Dickhead.
@NinjaPieceLOL
@NinjaPieceLOL 5 жыл бұрын
What do you sleep in? A cardboard box? I'm sure the sheets will work on that too.
@MrDSK4
@MrDSK4 5 жыл бұрын
I sleep standing up like a vampire. Beds are just not comfortable to stand on for that long 🧛‍♂️
@boiledelephant
@boiledelephant 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrDSK4 I didn't even think of that. I think I need to check my non-vampire privilege.
@TheTaintedWisdom
@TheTaintedWisdom 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going towards: "Girls will like us more if we don't smell like sh-" "SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!!!"
@legoverse1412
@legoverse1412 4 жыл бұрын
Well if HE’S in...
@justbored730
@justbored730 4 жыл бұрын
I'M in.
@RustedBuddy5192
@RustedBuddy5192 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Im i- wait. Hang on. If HE'S in, IM out.
@uditjha9134
@uditjha9134 4 жыл бұрын
Well if he is in then i am out
@larniieplayz6285
@larniieplayz6285 4 жыл бұрын
Well if he’s out I’m in
@Dieaconus
@Dieaconus 5 жыл бұрын
In Ryan's world they made glasses before they found out how to clean themselves
@burningadri6775
@burningadri6775 5 жыл бұрын
They just found a glasses tree
@anthonypiti1767
@anthonypiti1767 5 жыл бұрын
Alright, he’s gonna need you to get all the way off his back about that.
@ifailednonutnovember1392
@ifailednonutnovember1392 5 жыл бұрын
And karaoke
@thebestkidever8075
@thebestkidever8075 5 жыл бұрын
Stowaway // Diaconus Whoops!!
@kuivia
@kuivia 5 жыл бұрын
@@anthonypiti1767 aaaaall the way off his back
@ambroseblubaugh4285
@ambroseblubaugh4285 5 жыл бұрын
Can you do "the first guy to ever get his feelings hurt"?
@legoflashverselegendofspon4658
@legoflashverselegendofspon4658 5 жыл бұрын
yes and the first guy 2 get a phone
@braylenplays1373
@braylenplays1373 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Blacktears999
@Blacktears999 5 жыл бұрын
Braylenplays no
@addidaswguy
@addidaswguy 5 жыл бұрын
Yes these will both be awesome
@nikolajovanovicii6703
@nikolajovanovicii6703 5 жыл бұрын
that's just the first guy to ever punch someone
@SaintoftheHonest
@SaintoftheHonest 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what ‘Fresh’ is.” Yea, that’s the problem mate
@GoTechGeek
@GoTechGeek 5 жыл бұрын
Ad-Stranaut is brilliant. I watched the ad. People would be smart to pay you money to have your ad-stranaut say words.
@christopherjones9529
@christopherjones9529 5 жыл бұрын
The First Guy To Advertise Correctly
@massachusettssportscentral9444
@massachusettssportscentral9444 5 жыл бұрын
I literally would not care if I clicked on his next video and it was JUST an Ad. The Ad-Stronaut is TIGHT!
@naughtycicero1460
@naughtycicero1460 5 жыл бұрын
The Ryan George expanded universe is getting TIGHT. Now it includes the God Ryan and the Ad-stronaut’s brother Ryan
@cjdunham7979
@cjdunham7979 5 жыл бұрын
And Angel Ryan and Ryans who are Secretly Cats.
@Simonporter89
@Simonporter89 5 жыл бұрын
People give sh*t to Family Guy all the time, but cutaways are funny and I want more
@im_a_random_guy3768
@im_a_random_guy3768 5 жыл бұрын
We need an official movie
@zestyoverlord6772
@zestyoverlord6772 5 жыл бұрын
Naughty Cicero plus the Bob Unemployeds
@MrNeron32
@MrNeron32 5 жыл бұрын
We're in the endgame now.
@megafrost9960
@megafrost9960 5 жыл бұрын
"Is it too much to ask to smell like a summer breeze?" I died!
@AtomsGallery
@AtomsGallery 5 жыл бұрын
Hey I Loved This, Can You Please Make "First Guy To Wave His Hand" ?
@bartol9277
@bartol9277 5 жыл бұрын
Friendly frank
@Holscolter
@Holscolter 5 жыл бұрын
you loved it yet it came out a couple minutes ago and the video length is longer than that
@Holscolter
@Holscolter 5 жыл бұрын
oh and g
@Natalie-101
@Natalie-101 5 жыл бұрын
Omg that's so clever
@AtomsGallery
@AtomsGallery 5 жыл бұрын
@@Holscolter I Kinda just wanted to support him
@derektertiaryarkenbergkyan5651
@derektertiaryarkenbergkyan5651 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan: you rub your private’s Also Ryan: ok You got me I’m in
@Joe1887
@Joe1887 5 жыл бұрын
Rubbing your private is TIGHT.
@thesilentobserver93
@thesilentobserver93 5 жыл бұрын
Private Ryan
@dikinebaks
@dikinebaks 5 жыл бұрын
Privates of Ryan
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 5 жыл бұрын
My privates are... No no nope nope no I'm not going there!
@WizzardJC
@WizzardJC 5 жыл бұрын
Saving Ryan's Private's is Tight!
@creativedesignation7880
@creativedesignation7880 4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed for the first time that dirty Ryan is just covered in ground coffee. That is probably one of the best smelling ways to make yourself look dirty.
@kanyerahming
@kanyerahming 5 жыл бұрын
"Was it hard to clean yourself?" "No, super easy barely an inconvenience." "Really?" "Yeah, I just bathed in dirt soup!"
@LetnickEstates
@LetnickEstates 5 жыл бұрын
Bathing in dirt soup is TIGHT
@kanyerahming
@kanyerahming 5 жыл бұрын
If it’s so tight, then why don’t people constantly bathe each day? Because! Fair enough.
@cverlaak
@cverlaak 5 жыл бұрын
@@LetnickEstates Yeah Yeah Yeah.
@firstpersonstudios5514
@firstpersonstudios5514 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the 420th like. also, lol.
@kanyerahming
@kanyerahming 5 жыл бұрын
@@firstpersonstudios5514 Wow wow wow. Wow.
@versa956
@versa956 5 жыл бұрын
In my religion class, we learned that Ryan George said unto his disciples, "It's super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@ivyg1515
@ivyg1515 4 жыл бұрын
"Why do we worship him? Because he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day."
@clarkstrange2142
@clarkstrange2142 4 жыл бұрын
Stop
@slav1858
@slav1858 4 жыл бұрын
@@clarkstrange2142 no
@clarkstrange2142
@clarkstrange2142 4 жыл бұрын
ImperatusRobloxium yes
@slav1858
@slav1858 4 жыл бұрын
@@clarkstrange2142 he will not stop
@anyalazor7978
@anyalazor7978 4 жыл бұрын
2:04 *Look, there's a bird there, I didn't even see them land!*
@sweetiepie1445
@sweetiepie1445 3 жыл бұрын
I felt that.
@gmpwaruwu141
@gmpwaruwu141 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i watched the video
@nevergonnagiveupuntilibeco5690
@nevergonnagiveupuntilibeco5690 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the "Now"
@luizalves8071
@luizalves8071 5 жыл бұрын
The adstronaut should come back down to earth and start an online course for KZbinrs teaching them how to make good ads
@crusader_.
@crusader_. 5 жыл бұрын
Most definitely
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 5 жыл бұрын
He could partner with Chris 'Adfield and Tim Pe(ad)ke!
@vi2e
@vi2e 5 жыл бұрын
gigitty!
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 5 жыл бұрын
0:28 I love how he looks at his watch, which isn’t there, to see what _day_ it is. This is a multi-layered joke right here. I love it.
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 2 жыл бұрын
Now we need a 1st guy to wear a watch. Trying to explain it could be hilarious 😂
@AhavaMath
@AhavaMath Жыл бұрын
except a lot of watches do in fact have days/dates in them, besides the time.
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 5 жыл бұрын
2 Ryan George videos in less than a week. *_This is a blessing_*
@SithCats
@SithCats 5 жыл бұрын
And this one is like 3 skits in 1.
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 5 жыл бұрын
@SithCats Lol yeah, the best KZbinrs are the ones that actually make you want to stay for the sponsor
@abdelrahmanamr651
@abdelrahmanamr651 5 жыл бұрын
The is beyond Science
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 5 жыл бұрын
"He must be a king." "Why?" "He hasn't got sh•t all over 'im."
@cjdunham7979
@cjdunham7979 5 жыл бұрын
@Michael Nilson , Yeah, a little shit never hurt anybody.
@MrDirtclodfight
@MrDirtclodfight 5 жыл бұрын
I'm being oppressed!
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 5 жыл бұрын
Self-censorship is Tight!
@miscellaneousstuff2901
@miscellaneousstuff2901 5 жыл бұрын
Monty Python references are tight
@MrTeijo
@MrTeijo 5 жыл бұрын
Come See the Violence Inherent in the System!
@siesiehaycraft4699
@siesiehaycraft4699 2 жыл бұрын
I found this Channel yesterday and haven't been able to stop watching, just finished his first guy to playlist! It's hilarious and exactly how weird life things feel. Explaining things to an alien was somehow even funnier!
@arkadiuszkawak6379
@arkadiuszkawak6379 5 жыл бұрын
I love these sponsorships, you're the only one who makes them so awesome
@aquaowar6035
@aquaowar6035 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel thrasher makes his sponsors cool too
@aquaowar6035
@aquaowar6035 5 жыл бұрын
@@SheetsGiggles wow sheets and giggles official
@Loebane
@Loebane 5 жыл бұрын
@@SheetsGiggles Hey, do you guys think you'll do a split cal king?
@Loebane
@Loebane 5 жыл бұрын
@@SheetsGiggles Thanks for being engaged!
@underdrow5572
@underdrow5572 5 жыл бұрын
Terrible Writing Advice makes their sponsorships pretty unique too
@phrophannus
@phrophannus 5 жыл бұрын
What if Ryan lives in that 'The Egg' story and this is why all characters look the same?
@Lekog08
@Lekog08 5 жыл бұрын
Deep
@Alexgaby15Channel
@Alexgaby15Channel 5 жыл бұрын
Do "The first guy to look in a mirror" It would fit your style of plot twists
@IAmDaldondo
@IAmDaldondo 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually a really good one. "The first guy to see his reflection"
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 2 жыл бұрын
That would be a good excuse to be the 1st guy to shave or brush his hair 🤔
@jujucrock14
@jujucrock14 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@robbymounce5764
@robbymounce5764 Жыл бұрын
ALL EXCELLENT IDEAS, BUD!
@SYNAPTIKMETAL
@SYNAPTIKMETAL 5 жыл бұрын
Only Ryan could make an advert entertaining and watchable. Good job. 👍🏻😬
@dragonbullets2763
@dragonbullets2763 5 жыл бұрын
Yes because everyone is Ryan and looks like Ryan. So technically yes
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma 5 жыл бұрын
Doug Walker's have been pretty entertaining this past year.
@emberd-l795
@emberd-l795 5 жыл бұрын
SYNAPTIK Internet Historian does the best ads.
@rylewx
@rylewx 5 жыл бұрын
SYNAPTIK check out Ron Burgundy Podcast ads
@jeremiahn.2718
@jeremiahn.2718 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Higa
@dbomb543210
@dbomb543210 4 жыл бұрын
"a tub of dirt soup" this is exactly my philosophy and why I don't take baths anymore
@mango9602
@mango9602 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t ever taken a bath before. And I probably hurt the environment a lot because of that.
@DainHunter
@DainHunter 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt understand the video title, what is "cleaning myself"? It sounds exhausting and very unessesary since im a very busy man. I always have to look in the air and such
@lukedjankovic1010
@lukedjankovic1010 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even be mad if Ryan just started posted full ads as long as he can write a skit for it
@jacqulyynw
@jacqulyynw 5 жыл бұрын
Stealing sheets from your brother the ad-stronaut is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@aspebb
@aspebb 5 жыл бұрын
This is why I have trust issues :'(
@HandsomeMainVods
@HandsomeMainVods 5 жыл бұрын
Stealing sheets is TIGHT
@justtiffany6648
@justtiffany6648 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but these type of comments are
@arctis6349
@arctis6349 3 жыл бұрын
“What was that” “You rub ur privates” “Ok I’m in” Ok that’s funny
@mattdamsel2176
@mattdamsel2176 5 жыл бұрын
This guy's face makes the rain turn to sun. A true inspiration to us KZbinrs
@abhishekpanchal4871
@abhishekpanchal4871 5 жыл бұрын
Can you do "The first guy to write "First" in the KZbin comments section"
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 5 жыл бұрын
I'm first to that
@matthewchampion8214
@matthewchampion8214 5 жыл бұрын
"Why did you comment "first" on this video?" "Because I want likes" "But why would anyone other than you specifically care that you're first?" "I don't know" "What if a ton of people are doing the same thing at the same time, how will you know who's really first?" "Ok I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this"
@SiiKei
@SiiKei 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewchampion8214 I actually read these lines in Ryan's voice!
@coolgamesfor2945
@coolgamesfor2945 5 жыл бұрын
I think the point is for the concept to be reasonable and then the other guy makes it sound insane. Commenting "first" was never a good idea
@JohannesLilover
@JohannesLilover 5 жыл бұрын
Yeaaah
@brokenteletooby106
@brokenteletooby106 4 жыл бұрын
"You rub your privates" Guy: *IM IN*
@kingofthesnekes5972
@kingofthesnekes5972 5 жыл бұрын
Guess God in this universe really took the whole - making humans in his image thing pretty seriously
@gwc3204
@gwc3204 5 жыл бұрын
Dang, that’s a good one😂
@johangodojolo8652
@johangodojolo8652 4 жыл бұрын
God is an icon!
@CleverFrenchName
@CleverFrenchName 4 жыл бұрын
I pledge my allegiance to you king
@ultrablueslime8216
@ultrablueslime8216 4 жыл бұрын
@@CleverFrenchName oh great lord of murder spagurder.
@laikaperraespacial6025
@laikaperraespacial6025 4 жыл бұрын
And didnt create any girl :c
@massachusettssportscentral9444
@massachusettssportscentral9444 5 жыл бұрын
Do the First Guy to Ever eat Maple Syrup. "Hey try this it is really good!" "Okay, oh yeah it is. What is it?" "Oh I decided to collect like 10 gallons of tree sap and boil the hell out of it and this was what was left." "What???"
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 4 жыл бұрын
"Eww why is it so sticky?" "I don't know" "Fair Enough"
@creativedesignation7880
@creativedesignation7880 4 жыл бұрын
"So what is it for?" "I thought we could eat it." "But it's liquid and .... ohhh this is way to sweet to drink, that is revolting!" "No you don't drink it. Look I made this cake thing, we could eat it with this." "That does not look like a cake, this is some flat, wobbly thing. How did you make that?" "In a pan. I made a whole bunch of them." "So you made those weird "pan- cakes" just so we'd have something to put that overly sweet tree sap on?" "Exactly!"
@flowersafeheart
@flowersafeheart 4 жыл бұрын
That's crazy...I love maple syrup so much and never thought of it that way. Wow, that sounds like a lot of work.
@batzdoartz
@batzdoartz 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@MicukoFelton
@MicukoFelton 4 жыл бұрын
I've never had maple syrup. Is it good?
@Arkeli5
@Arkeli5 3 жыл бұрын
That ending really got me. I was eating at the time and nearly choked on my food :D Very clever.
@gascan7333
@gascan7333 5 жыл бұрын
2:30 Ryan is God? Ya know in the back of my head I’ve always suspected....
@pablovillanueva6460
@pablovillanueva6460 5 жыл бұрын
That totally makes sense. These videos looks like something a bored god could do.
@OfficerFriendly2006
@OfficerFriendly2006 5 жыл бұрын
yea. maybe all these videos are in a special universe God created. that's why they all have the same face.
@alextrill5829
@alextrill5829 5 жыл бұрын
God made a man in his image. That man is Ryan George.
@russellharrell2747
@russellharrell2747 5 жыл бұрын
Alex Trill you mean studio executive guy. Because he’s god
@modernworfaremaster
@modernworfaremaster 5 жыл бұрын
Well he is also Satan. Very bipolar
@jamesorlong
@jamesorlong 5 жыл бұрын
This went from, "The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself" to "The First Guy To Invent Hygiene Products" to "Something About God" to "Everyone Touches Their Private Parts" lol
@nasdfigol
@nasdfigol 4 жыл бұрын
3:13 ikr
@blue_duck7183
@blue_duck7183 3 жыл бұрын
@Cake Baker thanks for the info...now please don’t continue.
@addie7477
@addie7477 3 жыл бұрын
@Cake Baker and thats why I don't touch people
@lqtch
@lqtch 4 жыл бұрын
This entire series is literally a guy from the future telling us about things so that those things can happen earlier
@cylasbreakdown6140
@cylasbreakdown6140 5 жыл бұрын
“What was that last part?” “We rub our privates?” “I’m in!”
@tacion4535
@tacion4535 5 жыл бұрын
rubbing our privates is TIGHT
@Bradyboy26
@Bradyboy26 5 жыл бұрын
i to watched the video
@Joe1887
@Joe1887 5 жыл бұрын
Wowowow!
@somemedic8482
@somemedic8482 5 жыл бұрын
@@tacion4535 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JennySparkz
@JennySparkz 5 жыл бұрын
@@tacion4535 @_@!!
@helge666
@helge666 5 жыл бұрын
The only channel on youtube where the ads are as funny as the content :-D
@CommandGamesIQ
@CommandGamesIQ 4 жыл бұрын
What about Daniel thrasher
@CFijWPG
@CFijWPG 4 жыл бұрын
Erik from Internet comment etiquette also has his sponsored-segment game on point. Dude made a whole-ass fictional detective drama just to plug NordVPN.
@harrisonburgeron
@harrisonburgeron 4 жыл бұрын
Command games IQ dude I was just about to say that.
@jdb7578
@jdb7578 4 жыл бұрын
You obviously never saw internet historian
@soaphie7914
@soaphie7914 4 жыл бұрын
You should see Ice Cream Sandwich
@user-fy4zc9rs5e
@user-fy4zc9rs5e 3 жыл бұрын
The fact this is historically accurate, especially on the "Rub your private" part just gave me goosebump
@philipmartin3411
@philipmartin3411 5 жыл бұрын
"Wait, what was that last part?" "Oh, I just rubbed my private parts" "Oh you got me!, Im in!" had me laughing hysterically
@subscriberswithnovideos-xw9xc
@subscriberswithnovideos-xw9xc 5 жыл бұрын
*Hysterically
@philipmartin3411
@philipmartin3411 5 жыл бұрын
@@subscriberswithnovideos-xw9xc thank-you Sir!
@mogcmasterofgc158
@mogcmasterofgc158 5 жыл бұрын
@Redstronics - y do u say that, of course it's funny!
@erenyeagar2928
@erenyeagar2928 4 жыл бұрын
So that's how we started to bathe
@JakeLYT
@JakeLYT Жыл бұрын
Rubbing privates is tight 👌
@Name-hr6bb
@Name-hr6bb 5 жыл бұрын
I was just watching first guy to have a cat. Keep up the good work I love these
@triceratops7084
@triceratops7084 5 жыл бұрын
Now i Want to watch first guy With a cat again lol
@tigerbread78
@tigerbread78 5 жыл бұрын
100% accurate too 👍
@mobiusstripper7279
@mobiusstripper7279 5 жыл бұрын
Okay I've never wanted to buy something more than right now.
@mobiusstripper7279
@mobiusstripper7279 5 жыл бұрын
I don't even remember what he was adstrotising, I just know I still want to buy it. More than anything _ever_ ...
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I've needed new sheets for a while. Funny how this worked out.
@MudSluggerBP
@MudSluggerBP 5 жыл бұрын
This guy needs more subscribers, fastly becoming my favourite channel on KZbin 👍🏻
@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Sheets & Giggles for sponsoring this video! Visit sheetsgiggles.com/ryangeorge to get 10% off some amazing Sheets & Giggles eucalyptus bed sheets! Promo code: RYANGEORGE
@hooty8219
@hooty8219 5 жыл бұрын
First
@Holscolter
@Holscolter 5 жыл бұрын
g
@plagueobby5638
@plagueobby5638 5 жыл бұрын
E
@SharpDesign
@SharpDesign 5 жыл бұрын
How about first guy to say, "First"?
@yasink331
@yasink331 5 жыл бұрын
The guy to invent the 7 day week system
@martyschrader
@martyschrader Жыл бұрын
That cat is so patient. I hope he's in for a cut of the proceeds.
@Chris_Cross
@Chris_Cross Жыл бұрын
What cat?
@rattersworld1016
@rattersworld1016 Жыл бұрын
@@Chris_Cross Yeah. What cat?
@PolyTheDude
@PolyTheDude Жыл бұрын
@@rattersworld1016 The cat.? do you not see it? its right there
@LordEpos
@LordEpos 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, I very much don't want you to be making these unless you're sure you want to and have a great idea for them.... ...But I really want to know what the guy who came up with camping was thinking.
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 5 жыл бұрын
It's like suffering, but fun! Like, really though! Proper fun! -A Scout
@rockyseverino9230
@rockyseverino9230 5 жыл бұрын
It would be this sketch but in reverse lol
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you saw it by now, but he did make a vid about camping. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4rEZWl3pZlsgc0
@zboygamer1773
@zboygamer1773 5 жыл бұрын
Can you do "the first guy to ever have a girlfriend" plzz
@vanelly5652
@vanelly5652 5 жыл бұрын
“And then laaaater when we give you an even greater title of affection via some pieces of paper and a guy in a suit, theeeeen it’s okay for us to morally make babies” “Sounds... complicated... why don’t we just fu-“ “Because reasons”
@Crazelord91
@Crazelord91 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh ok, so you'll be spending a equal amount of time with her as you do with all of your other friends, right?" "Actually, no. I'm going to spend all my time with her to the point you forget I even exist" "Alight I guess. At least you won't keep referring to her as some cringy name all the time instead of her actual name" "No, in fact we'll constantly refer to each other in public as those nicknames and be visibly offended if everyone else doesn't find it out goshdarn adorable as we do"
@jesscool1991
@jesscool1991 5 жыл бұрын
I would love this! Haha!
@diegomangino1865
@diegomangino1865 5 жыл бұрын
Please like this so that Ryan sees this
@matthewsimonson7119
@matthewsimonson7119 5 жыл бұрын
He had an actress in his "Whole New World" video -- she actually demonstrated his mannerisms extremely well!
@saintads
@saintads 4 жыл бұрын
3:12 well if he's in I'm out
@theCantinafan
@theCantinafan Жыл бұрын
If he's out I'm out.
@michaelmullan792
@michaelmullan792 Жыл бұрын
If I'm in, y'know I'm in...
@theCantinafan
@theCantinafan Жыл бұрын
Well if hes in im in
@riceracm
@riceracm 5 жыл бұрын
4:20 WOW! Ryan in bed, with a cat, all at the 4:20 time stamp?! Perfection achieved sir. 😎🥳💖
@israellai
@israellai 5 жыл бұрын
Being the first few people to watch Ryan's videos is super e.....xciting
@albinodeer7449
@albinodeer7449 5 жыл бұрын
Avoiding Ryan's catchphrases is t... ...errific. Please stop doing that
@nico6143
@nico6143 5 жыл бұрын
@@albinodeer7449 isn't Please Stop Doing that one of his catchphrases?
@albinodeer7449
@albinodeer7449 5 жыл бұрын
@@nico6143 Maybe :P
@nico6143
@nico6143 5 жыл бұрын
@@albinodeer7449 Whoops
@AndrewH1994
@AndrewH1994 5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Landriault Whoopsie!
@nicknacks9309
@nicknacks9309 4 жыл бұрын
At the end of the skit I legit hit the back button to start looking for another video while the video continued to play at the bottom. After watching the first 10-20 seconds of listening to it I looked down and saw him floating around in a space suit and actually clicked it to blow it back up to finish watching it. First time I ever voluntarily watched an ad. That was great.
@GummieI
@GummieI 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the ads on this guys video is just as fun as the actual video part xD
@therealkrono6649
@therealkrono6649 5 жыл бұрын
You're the only youtuber I watch that if I see the video is sponsored i don't click off, you deserve all of it
@vanillaguppy
@vanillaguppy 5 жыл бұрын
You should do "the first guy to ever eat eggs." I can already see how hilarious that would be 😂
@rockyseverino9230
@rockyseverino9230 5 жыл бұрын
Or first guy to milk a cow
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 5 жыл бұрын
Guy eats egg. 2nd Ryan: Awwww! You monster!
@amberrichards2778
@amberrichards2778 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: chickens were originally raised in China for fighting. It wasn't until chickens made their way to India that people discovered the eggs and started eating them.
@ZamWB
@ZamWB 4 жыл бұрын
Fist guy to eat
@ZamWB
@ZamWB 4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine "dude why are you putting that in your talking and breathing hole stop"
@sateadventure6359
@sateadventure6359 4 жыл бұрын
The only chanel I actually look forward for the ads. Really creative.
@juxtaposition9424
@juxtaposition9424 5 жыл бұрын
This man has cracked the code to perfect advertisements
@ruebenllongoria836
@ruebenllongoria836 4 жыл бұрын
Juxtaposition cats and flannel pajamas. All the greatest things in life.
@RobBradshaw
@RobBradshaw 3 жыл бұрын
I usually skip the ads at the end of videos but, most of the time I do watch the adstronaut
@gamehound3082
@gamehound3082 5 жыл бұрын
These and your pitch meetings are amazing and hilarious keep up the great work
@michaelryan4282
@michaelryan4282 5 жыл бұрын
-But aren’t pitch meetings hard to make -Actually they’re super easy, barely an inconvenience -oh really?
@danielpa7785
@danielpa7785 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelryan4282 Yeah yeah yeah
@FalseJumble
@FalseJumble 10 ай бұрын
I’ve seen a lot of these skits but I realized it sort of shows how it is to try to explain something new to someone nowadays
@Noasey
@Noasey 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Ryan covering himself in (hopefully fake) feces
@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhh man fake would have been a great idea
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 5 жыл бұрын
@@RyanGeorge faking it it thight
@Darksnake87
@Darksnake87 5 жыл бұрын
@@romainsavioz5466 ?
@jamesgarrett8833
@jamesgarrett8833 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan covering himself in fake feces would be super easy barely inconvenience
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 5 жыл бұрын
@@Darksnake87 oopsie
@yosefty5401
@yosefty5401 5 жыл бұрын
if you go back more in time they would say:im gonna taste good for the nose
@cjdunham7979
@cjdunham7979 5 жыл бұрын
That's cool, really clever. I'll say that to someone next time I compliment them on their scent.
@Sir_Poohheart
@Sir_Poohheart 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t expecting the dirty guy to logically deconstruct bathing to make it sound like a stupid thing to do.
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 2 жыл бұрын
It does make me reconsider whether a shower would make me more clean than sitting in dirty soup for awhile 🤔
@vasenkasi4846
@vasenkasi4846 5 жыл бұрын
I think you convinced me never to clean myself again. Thanks! I'll buy some of your eucalyptus bed sheets too. They sound delicious.
@kousetsuhana
@kousetsuhana 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, you made me root for stinky guy! He's got charisma. The adstronaut is adorable as usual. You are the only channel that makes me want to watch the whole ads, they are a work of art
@simonhailom2477
@simonhailom2477 4 жыл бұрын
Your videos are informative, funny, and well adjusted. Very well done.
@raegaer1960
@raegaer1960 5 жыл бұрын
The only youtuber other than PewDiePie that Im glad to have notifications on
@uncomfortablecat
@uncomfortablecat 5 жыл бұрын
Okay
@Revanjames
@Revanjames 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@lucasfranke3326
@lucasfranke3326 5 жыл бұрын
What about Daily Dose of Internet tho?
@raegaer1960
@raegaer1960 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucasfranke3326 nah
@beni-cy4gx
@beni-cy4gx 5 жыл бұрын
So you don't watch Mr beast
@2blackdudesFilms
@2blackdudesFilms 5 жыл бұрын
Actually making the Ad part of the video funny, that's amazing.
@nickmeale1957
@nickmeale1957 7 ай бұрын
Warm tub of water ❌️ Warm tub of drinking stuff ✅️
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally making the world a cleaner place, Ryan! We've needed this since the dawn of time! _rushes out to get him some soup to clean himself_ =)
@JoeyTooSmooth
@JoeyTooSmooth 5 жыл бұрын
Darn you for being creative enough to make stay for the ad
@rosekay7014
@rosekay7014 2 жыл бұрын
I love how intense the one guy is, he was getting himself all worked up lol 😆
@anshulgoyal597
@anshulgoyal597 5 жыл бұрын
"Shouldn't you be putting out forest fires." Good one..
@VOLAIRE
@VOLAIRE 5 жыл бұрын
“I mixed together animal fats and ashes” That’s organic so youre good
@derpy9715
@derpy9715 5 жыл бұрын
R u botting?
@shaktikishan6482
@shaktikishan6482 5 жыл бұрын
I love millennial priorities. Lol.
@shaktikishan6482
@shaktikishan6482 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh Fuck it's not vegan! Everyone abort mission!
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 5 жыл бұрын
@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure Um no actually it doesn't and you said why exactly, so there you go
@StephRae
@StephRae 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get really close to see if anything would pop out from under the sheets?? No ghosts or anything. Big relief. I love this dude!!
@ToyInsanity
@ToyInsanity 5 жыл бұрын
The first guy to open a thrift store. You want me to just give you stuff? For free? So you can sell it and make all the money? Yeah yeah yeah!
@ldbeastmode0689
@ldbeastmode0689 5 жыл бұрын
Can you do a “First guy to ever get a high five” and then add like fist bumps and handshakes
@ManOfSpruce
@ManOfSpruce 10 ай бұрын
Ryan is the one guy who makes the sponsors humorous enough to watch
@kieran7274
@kieran7274 5 жыл бұрын
god never got his karaoke right so the Amazon rainforest caught fire
@duskjohnson8195
@duskjohnson8195 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that
@y2123-l8c
@y2123-l8c 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@fherxx
@fherxx 5 жыл бұрын
Even the ADs he makes funny! Never have I stayed for ADs BUT this channel
@johnbraun4517
@johnbraun4517 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I forget Ryan is playing both parts, he’s too good ;)
@chikenfartz
@chikenfartz 4 жыл бұрын
First time anyone has ever seen Ryan’s legs
@Adrian-dl9nb
@Adrian-dl9nb 4 жыл бұрын
Splinter Cell?
@boomer_ange
@boomer_ange 4 жыл бұрын
Allegedly.
@hh-kh1pq
@hh-kh1pq 4 жыл бұрын
That wasnt the first scene with his legs. That are his arms in pyjama's
@gaszwyn449
@gaszwyn449 3 жыл бұрын
Actually in 2010 or so his bare legs appeared in a video of him sexually harassing his high school friend online.
@chikenfartz
@chikenfartz 3 жыл бұрын
@@gaszwyn449 ah and so it begins, the campaign to bring down Ryan now
@rawisrey
@rawisrey 5 жыл бұрын
Angel: Wow Sir, it's gonna be hard to create everyone on earth in your own image. God: Actually Super Easy, Barely and Inconvenience.
@avaritiamammon4113
@avaritiamammon4113 5 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest and most clever jokes I have heard in a while
@ExtremeMadnessX
@ExtremeMadnessX 4 жыл бұрын
In this context it was literally.
@Amanda-wd4mp
@Amanda-wd4mp 5 жыл бұрын
Your ads make me laugh just as much as the video itself :D
@3personal5me8
@3personal5me8 2 ай бұрын
"Look, there's a bird there, and I didn't even see him land!" This is actually a fascinating line. There is a theory that one of the big milestones towards being an intelligent species is that we don't focus on the immediate moment at all times. You know when people say "just live in the moment" or to "be present right now"? Thats what they are talking about. Your dog isn't thinking about what he is going to do that night, or in two days, he's just thinking about whats going on right now. Other Ryan didnt notice the bird land because he wasn't "in the moment" but instead was devoting his mental resources to abstract concepts and thinking about possible futures. And with the obvious imagery of the clean, civilized man talking to the dirty brute, the symbolism of man being uplifted and becoming an "intelligent" species is just so obvious. Or I've had too much weed and coffee this morning. Either way, big fan
@Natalie-101
@Natalie-101 5 жыл бұрын
We STAN this costume design😂 Love these ryan you're hilarious and hella clever! PS Hi to your kitty, hes such a cutie. Love you!💖
@vitXras
@vitXras 5 жыл бұрын
You know ryan is dedicated to his products when he goes all the way out into space to film ads.
@comicguy4417
@comicguy4417 4 жыл бұрын
2:18 He has got a point. Seriously.
@blues1111
@blues1111 5 жыл бұрын
Do a "the first guys to ever watch and pitch meeting"
@ncrawford5673
@ncrawford5673 5 жыл бұрын
That idea is TIGHT and doing it is super easy barely an inconvenience
@masonpawelek7014
@masonpawelek7014 5 жыл бұрын
Nelis m yes!
@tokyworld
@tokyworld 5 жыл бұрын
It could have a similar ending as this one. -Why would anyone watch 1 guy acting several roles? he isn't Eddie Murphy -to have a good time and maybe rub their privates. - gross.... I'm in.
@sayosan7279
@sayosan7279 5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it gonna be hard making the Adds at the end of the video interesting enough for people to watch to the end? Ryan George: No it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience Bow to this man
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 2 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@lucypollock4553
@lucypollock4553 5 жыл бұрын
"what are we Wednesday *looks at bare arm* I gotta look over here for some time" *why is this me*
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