The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@AmellyOoOOoo]

Hellloooooo

[@matiselliotward]

Me me big boy

[@DonovanDube]

Hi hello, its me. Your fan

[@xlyflw]

Owo

[@paperbag4168]

johnmovies me me big boy

[@matthewwheeler469]

"You wanna see me do a backflip?" Every bad guy within a fifty mile radius: "I'm in danger."

[@ekimool9713]

Ryan George: I am the danger!

[@cristhianramirez6939]

He is drunk, what he can do?

[@ThePlumAbides]

@@cristhianramirez6939 save the day

[@Alexhorsley69]

Make you drunk he does have berry liquid after all

[@Jack-mu6ev]

@@ThePlumAbides and snap the bad guys neck

[@thomasmusicstuff9933]

Just noticed in the hungover sequence there's a new traffic cone in the background. Good job Drunk Ryan. Live your dreams,

[@jonathanblair5920]

3:04 for anyone curious... i honestly missed that, and i love that you pointed it out xD

[@AriiAniaismyname]

Oh my gosh I totally didn't notice that, that makes this sketch so much better 😂

[@tatsukagemarou]

Wow

[@jordanwilliams9300]

OMG I'VE SEEN THIS 5 TIMES AND HAD NO CLUE! 😂

[@PvtPartzz]

Honestly, if you haven’t stolen a traffic cone have you ever actually gotten drunk?

[@benlewis5312]

"Cause usually I feel bad, like just in general, as a general rule, but then I ate my old berries and now I feel pretty good" - The First Guy to Ever Become an Alcoholic

[@unculturedswine5583]

Nah, that's just alcohol in general.

[@MasenVerse]

That's me

[@Guineapig-yo6fi]

Lol

[@maydaverave]

The old I drink because I feel bad but drinking makes me feel bad so I can never stop drinking conondrum.

[@professionalhater66]

@@maydaverave try weed

[@victorortero8743]

I just noticed that sober Ryan is wearing a new shirt but hungover Ryan has not changed. Perfect

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

Makes sense 😂😂

[@peterDcontact]

Nice catch

[@visheshl]

So the sober guy is now somebody else ?

[@soralee1910]

​@@visheshl 😵

[@avenged7peep958]

Ryan's attention to details is amazing

[@squamantox7499]

"I'm never drinking the poison stuff again" ... "OK I'm in" Way too real

[@kevindoesgaming77]

That's me asf lol

[@the-outsider]

Ok I'm in...

[@tehynprk]

Well if he’s in, I’m in

[@the-outsider]

@@tehynprk ohh well if he's in I'm out.

[@wojtektolsdorf1738]

@@the-outsider if you're out, I'm in

[@UltraPrimeHunter]

“Yeah okay I’m in” “Well if HE’s in...”

[@akshatchheda1102]

If he's in, I'm in.

[@brendenbrown7666]

Well if you in I’m out

[@calebi3835]

...Then I’m out.

[@uzifx]

@@akshatchheda1102 if he's in I'm in

[@martinmi7842]

@@akshatchheda1102 you son of a gun

[@SimpleToons206]

The first guy to be a school teacher "I need to take your children and keep them in a room for 6 hours" "Wh-why?" "Because they're dumb" Edit: ok he did it

[@kjw79]

That’s good stuff!

[@Rbbamburg]

And i can already see it in my mind. It's prefect. "Well that's, that's rather offensive!" "But he doesn't know anything, like the alphabet, or math, or anything at all, so I've got to make him smart and teach him stuff."

[@TheGreenstone7]

TeddyToons dude if this doesn’t become a video I’ll be sad if he doesn’t respond I will post this on other videos and try to get his attention you’ll get full credit

[@TheGreenstone7]

It’s 7 hours for me :(

[@digaddog6099]

I mean, if you really want to see kid Ryan from the Christmas episode, yeah sure.

[@martyncurrill2766]

"What? I didn't text my ex- oh noooo." Absolutely loved it 🤣

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

I wish I had one

[@yonissaid4057]

@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen why would you want an ex? lmfao

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

@@yonissaid4057 Mabey she's Cute

[@drbright10]

@@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen but you wouldn’t be with them anymore if they’re your EX

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

@@drbright10 Not my problem

[@SethColby69]

just waiting until the day ryan has enough money to make a movie where he's *THE ENTIRE CAST*

[@tommy2buttz668]

Genius

[@jordanmartin4696]

Or like a 20min short film romcom

[@Danyko33]

Míster Jägger, a spanish youtuber with a similar channel theme as Ryan, already made a movie where he is the entire cast, he even showed it in cinemas all over the country.

[@thejoker-wu1sp]

Big Ryan's house

[@leo.girardi]

Oh, I want to see that Pitch Meeting!!

[@malcomsmith4610]

I am jealous that this man has better conversations with himself than I do with actual people 😔

[@keco185]

I have all my best conversations with myself. You don’t need people

[@blazer3756]

I can relate, it sucks

[@CL8T0N]

Mood

[@crimsonthunder2641]

Facts

[@tommy2buttz668]

Well it's never too late to start

[@suyash5608]

"Oh boy it's gonna be hard to sell people poison." "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@andrewzink1097]

"After awhile it will practically sell itself!"

[@eyelessJamie]

Really how so?

[@joyfuljay6829]

eyeless Jamie Alchohal maybe your dad even drunk it

[@eyelessJamie]

JoyfulJay please don’t he’s an actual alcoholic

[@joyfuljay6829]

eyeless Jamie oh I am so sorry I didn’t know

[@ororion212]

I like how being drunk isn't a thing so his ex can't tell herself " He's probably drunk" and thinks it's an actual message because sarcasm may or may not exist yet

[@LibertyLocalizer]

True true, we don't know when the guy who invented sarcasm fits into the RGCU chronology

[@jecapeca]

Sarcasm exists in Ryanverse since October 19th 2018. 😀

[@probablynotasith5355]

Feel like there should be "The first guy to ever flirt". I can only imagine what strange concept he'd come up with for it.

[@Merilirem]

Probably just show his berries.

[@Ellenchattergirl]

@@Merilirem underrated comment

[@laurasomebody]

🤣🤣 picturing him hitting on himself is disturbing.

[@xezzee]

"I like your eyes." "oh thank you" "do you like this new thing I'm doing?" "what new thing?" "I tell people that I like their eyes and they seem to like it" "you do what?"

[@benthomason3307]

the first organism to do that probably wasn't even a guy, probably some brainless invertebrate in the ocean.

[@madmandan1000]

“I should probably text my ex” “Didn’t she like break your heart?” “Yeah for sure”

[@qinlee1182]

More like: ''Nah for sure!''

[@goroakechi6126]

How’d it go? It was super easy, barely an inconvenience. That doesn’t sound accurate- She didn’t answer. -oh, ok.

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

"So you accidentally sent her a dick pic?" "Yeah" "Whoops!" "WHOOPSIE!"

[@justaguywithnoface6370]

letting go of the past is TIGHT

[@MikePhoenix007]

For real though, this is the best drunk acting I've seen in a while.

[@reee2326]

"Act"? What do you mean "Act'/??! Ryan obviously got drunk for sure to make this video. /s

[@kaliberkam0681]

You dont know that he was acting

[@prodigal2]

Nah baymax in big hero 6 was better

[@bebeenderson7863]

Jim from the office is similar 😂

[@irishpotato6425]

dont assume he wasn't drunk

[@bassyxgrelle8659]

Can we just appreciate the fact that he makes the start not 20 minutes long when talking about sponsors and just says, "its at the end of the video" and then after the video he makes the ad enjoyable so you actually want to watch it

[@AK-jt7kh]

It’s like witchcraft voodoo. At first I used to skip them until I realized they’re like a whole different skit. Now I have to rewatch all the ads I missed 😂

[@alanlewis988]

Watching the whole video to support Ryan George is tight!

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

I appreciate it, but I still skip the ad. I'm not "not supporting" him by not watching it, I already watched the video and don't care about the ad, or any company that uses internet personalities to sell their product.

[@gaaraxnaru]

@@edgarspavlovics3540 I agree that skipping the ad(s) doesn't mean you're not supporting the content creator, but I disagree that ad companies shouldn't reach out to content creators to sell their product. Why shouldn't they? The Internet is the best way to sell a product these days and content creators can help with that. What makes them different from celebrities who get paid to promote a product? If anything, they're usually more credible as supporting a fraudulent or incompetent company is a quick way to receive backlash or even losing your audience entirely.

[@calamar1e320]

@@gaaraxnaru exactly. His credibility is on the line, so he has to be choosy about what he promotes. That's the best way to do it: if you really think the product does something well for you and could for others, that is the proper brand for you to recommend. It really feels like Ryan could get anyone to sponsor his video, but he genuinely tries to find products that can be useful. And if they're not to an individual viewer, it's still entertaining in it's irony. It's such a perfect design Not only does he have genuine thoughts to share about it, but he has a way of making the the solution the product brings to be just as obvious as a man saying "I don't think it would be ethical to sell POISON." He's paid attention to what he's showcasing, unlike some people who just make their face part of the brand. It feels way more real somehow, despite the unrealness of him being a literal astronaut floating around and trying to live his life in another dimension while watching Earth in complete solitude. I love the thought of the Adstronaut working on his laptop editing a video and setting up green screens in zero gravity

[@rafaelbrandao4059]

"Usually I feel bad, like just, in general, as a general rule" I feel you, poison-drinking guy.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Aw, I hope those feelings of bad get better over time, ideally without poison!

[@rafaelbrandao4059]

@@clockworkkirlia7475 Aww! Thanks so much!

[@Nightwalker973]

I found my jar of old wheat. I kinda heated it up, and now it's a golden brown color. and tastes like... FIRE. But like, good?

[@kronoscamron7412]

That hit closer to home more than I would like.

[@KanohiVahi]

Same and like with the poison guy, only when I drink poison do I feel better, at least for a short while. Then I feel worse. Shit..

[@graduator14]

The First Guy To Ever Talk would be interesting, but then we wouldn't get any commentary from the second Ryan!

[@gameb9oy]

depends on if he met the first guy to ever write or not

[@maxyperson]

Maybe he could be freaking out with hand gestures lol

[@oopsidrankhorsetranquilize6467]

maxyperson or maybe just grunting

[@babyyoda5074]

That makes it more interesting. Let's see what Ryan comes up with.

[@wikansaktianto9215]

His name is George..not the second Ryan.

[@johnvan962]

“I usually feel bad, just as a general rule, but then I ate the berries (poison) and now I feel great.” This is equal parts depressing and hilarious. I call it deprarious.

[@tylerstanford2275]

Why does this not have more likes.👍

[@ronyorobio7096]

@@tylerstanford2275 this deserves more likes. And that word has to stick.

[@JennySparkz]

@@tylerstanford2275 Working on it. Done my part

[@IsesriX]

Isn't this just a TFS reference?

[@Metraroms]

dende? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oH6WoI2ng7t7ibc&ab_channel=20CmPantieEater

[@leonkodheli3056]

It's great that this man could open his own bar a year later, props to the guy

[@rez1k199]

Can we all agree that a hangover is definitely NOT super easy and is a total inconvenience!!!

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Drinking incoherently and puking out your guts that night is TIGHT!

[@johnconnor2572]

Ya kinda dealing with it myself rn. Hangovers are not tight, but wedding parties are.

[@xord1946]

I love to tell this to people but I don't get hangovers when I'm drunk. Even when I get shitfaced to the point I blackout, I don't feel a hangover the next day. I'm just like a little bit weird but I'm perfectly fine otherwise. It's my secret superpower and I'm proud of it.

[@blackkitty420]

@@xord1946 TELL ME YOUR SECRET

[@naughtycicero1460]

Actually getting a hangover IS super easy, but an inconvenience

[@HandbrakeBiscuit]

The first guy to do a back-flip, snap his own neck and definitely not save the day...

[@tommy2buttz668]

WOOPSIES!

[@mixtapeweezy6871]

Ahh dang it!

[@MasenVerse]

That sounds tight

[@WarCows]

Best comment on this channel

[@bhmayhem]

If it's super easy, barely an inconvenience, then I'm in

[@metaLungiez]

Guy 1: "I was actually thinking of trying some tonight" Guy 2: *sighs* "Okay, I'm in" Me: "Well if he's in, then I'm in"

[@anilz4297]

Lol! Perfect reference to his other video!!

[@blip_blop6777]

Ifheisen, eimmenn.

[@yanagelfand4337]

Oh, it's that thing from that other thing!

[@rosshalz]

well if HE's in, i'm in..

[@c-secofficer123]

Ok well if he’s in then I’m out

[@Moonstar79]

I love how the background is subtly shaking and gets shakier the drunker he gets, gj Ryan

[@WrenFamFun]

You should do “first guy to ever celebrate their birthday”

[@burningadri6775]

Ryan 1: "Hey, hey, hey!" Ryan 2: "What is it?" Ryan 1: " *I'm older* "

[@terzinjo024]

There is

[@Chillbilly204]

@@terzinjo024 where?

[@The_name105]

@@terzinjo024 no yes.

[@Elbenzo64]

"I was born on this day 20 years ago." "Oh? You kept track of that. Well that's neat." "You should buy me something. And make me a cake"

[@symeou._.p2005]

The first guy to ever watch a Ryan George video was probably like: "Oh these videos are tight!"

[@allymog5228]

Meta

[@jtsleazeball2548]

That's the guy from the first Screen Rant pitch meeting! Wowowowow wow wow wow

[@bjgray7954]

@@jtsleazeball2548 yeayeayeah

[@niamhiebeanie8661]

Subscribing was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@alexsm3882]

@@allymog5228 wowowowowow

[@msnhao]

I thought this would be “The first guy to ever puke”

[@tommy2buttz668]

You're gonna need to back way off on that one sir

[@byronp2311]

That was actually what I first thought, also.

[@EliteFiveJon]

Ryan 1: what just came out your mouth? Ryan 2: I don't know. It looks a bit like the food I was eating. Ryan 1: Why did you make it come out that way? It is supposed to come out the back end. Ryan 2: Sorry, perhaps I should put it back in...

[@HC-Void]

Same

[@justaguy5855]

Same

[@namelessghost8473]

As soon as he said "I think we should sell some of this poison stuff" a beer commercial came on my TV.

[@rangergjh4693]

Lol

[@sterling7]

I'm trying to imagine the implications of a world where alcohol was discovered *after* the invention of cell phones, traffic cones, and "Sweet Caroline". ...And, yes, I am aware that I'm already thinking *wayyyyy* too much about this.

[@ThatReadingGuy28]

Thinking too much into the logic of a sketch is TIGHT

[@ZackeTheBrute]

It would be banned. Only reason it's allowed is because we been doin it forever.

[@happytrails1633]

“Im gonna ask you to get all the way off my back about that”

[@meeperdudeify]

I love Civilization

[@jacobl6714]

A-BAH BAH BAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHH H H HHHHHHH!!!

[@expendableindigo9639]

“And then he does a backflip, snaps the sober guy’s neck and saves the day!”

[@husaamhuzzyhashmi7319]

Never gets old

[@harrybanning9107]

Made me fully laugh out loud.

[@branden914]

Tell me another lie

[@cynthynwill]

What video is this from?

[@rogerwalker2224]

@@husaamhuzzyhashmi7319 it is starting to

[@jackmilligan4901]

RG, he should be a carpenter, because the man always nails it.

[@kittylitty01]

Jack Milligan hahahahaha

[@mrguess3959]

Haha, i like it

[@JonnysGameChannel]

Lots of actors can't play being drunk very well. This guy is excellent at it!

[@trentcorona1190]

"If this is poison sign me up" That's how I feel watching all of Ryan's videos

[@blazer3756]

Do a “first guy to ever have a moment of silence at a funeral”

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

That'd be hilarious lol also I like ur profile pic.

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

So, your grandpa died. Okay, then I'm gonna stand here silently without any purpose to pay respects to him.

[@monishmanjunath3432]

SpongeBob SquarePants it’s Lego marvels avengers

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Thank you

[@tommy2buttz668]

First guy to fart in church

[@TheGreenstone7]

You should try “the first guy to have his foot fall asleep” (this just came to my mind bc my foots asleep)

[@bloodybee3553]

YES YES, I NEED THIS

[@ilovecairns5181]

Why’d you edit it? Duuuuuuuuuuude

[@samanthafisher3308]

@@ilovecairns5181 who cares??

[@TheMouseofdanger]

Good idea, hope Ryan does it

[@riskyworks]

Well he did one on dreaming

[@JordanBeagle]

1:00 "Usually I feel bad, just like as a general rule, but now I feel great!" 😂

[@billbillinger2117]

The first guy to ever create his own multiverse of characters starring only himself.

[@marasmusine]

John Malkovich?

[@MrAgLi]

@@marasmusine The best movie, I've ever seen. Avengers the Third got nothing on on Being John Malkovich.

[@operator7585]

kzbin.info/door/hRV-sCl5Fma4qm_hFpDKBQ

[@bmorg7244]

It's the RCU!

[@Robman92]

WheezyWaiter did it first but with “clones” of himself

[@tylerstanford2275]

Try doing the first guy to be a comedian or make a joke.

[@pt.antonio]

I think it would be too similar to the fictional story teller skit

[@theevanshowstarringevanmil1662]

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2: Hey Guy 1: do you wanna hear something Guy 2: I mean sure go ahead Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Guy 2: Oh my gosh did our chickens get out!? Guy 1: No it’s part of it. Guy 2: part of what? Guy 1: what I was gonna say Guy 2: so all you we’re gonna say was a lie? Guy 1: well no I’m trying to tell a joke. Guy 2: what the hell is a joke? Guy 1: it a thing I came up with where you try to make someone laugh. Guy 2: But you didn’t come up with laughing. Guy 1: I know but this is like the act of making someone laugh Guy 2: oh so your trying to say something funny? Guy 1: yea Guy 2: well I don’t see what’s so funny about a chicken crossing the road. Guy 1: well that’s not all of it, there’s more. Guy 2: oh there’s more? What is it? Guy 1: well first you have to guess. Guy 2: I have to guess? Guy 1: Yea guess why the chicken crossed the road? Guy 2: uhh. To get the a barn. I don’t know. Guy 1: no. Guy 2: then what is it? Guy 1: to get to the other side. Guy 2:...son of a b-

[@comediac92]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "How should I know, I'm not a chicken mind reader." "To get to the other side!" "Okay, that makes sense, why did it want to go there though was there some chicken feed or something?" "No, no, no, it's about death" "WHAT!?" "Yeah, he dies" "Why would you tell me this?" "I thought it would be funny, make you laugh" "Why would you think that?"

[@patdogg]

Would be too similar to the first guy to write fiction

[@nw9801]

The Evan Show Starring Evan Miller brilliant! I can already see the skit in my head. Wording is perfect

[@macleunin]

“Do you want to steal a traffic cone?” This is waay to relatable, no matter which Country you live in.

[@nobodyinterestingyou]

Never understood why we do this.I mean,at first It sounded like such a great idea,running around with a traffic cone.It's when you're sobering up that It dawns on you,how stupid you were.

[@maxnaz47]

We preferred to steal a whole bunch of roadworks signs and traffic cones and direct the main road traffic right into MacDonalds drive through. The confusion was visible 🤣

[@floof8185]

birb

[@tamashiitrickster643]

Unless your country doesn't have any cones

[@JakkFrost1]

Sign of a good party; you wake up with a traffic cone on your head. Sign of a _great_ party; your _cat_ wakes up with a traffic cone on its head.

[@MrLittletube]

I love the minuscule touches he puts in his sketches. Even has a traffic cone in the background 17 hours later. LOVE IT.

[@Irrevenant_]

This man is a genius and also he talks to himself a whole lot.

[@jlord5078]

This is your first Ryan George video, huh?

[@Dargonhuman]

Actually, in the Lord of the Rings Pitch Meeting, Producer Guy accidentally confirmed that all of the Ryans are bred from gooey holes in the ground like Uruk-kai, which basically confirms the conspiracy theory that Ryan George has been illegally cloning himself and even more illegally enslaving his clones.

[@theslimcreeper3779]

Most Geniuses do. He is just so kind to let us be part of that proccess:D

[@SivaR1020]

He is not talking to himself you idiot. (Sarcastic)

[@BPD308]

Being a genius and also talking to yourself a whole lot is tight!

[@hagros93]

Fun Fact: All 90 dislikes are drunk people who meant to press like

[@matthewzeller5026]

Nah dude I hit the like button twice to make sure I didn't miss. It's grey now but I think that means "super like"

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

@@matthewzeller5026 Yes. Yes, it is.

[@zakl940]

@@matthewzeller5026 if you click it again it goes blue again and becomes a triple like and I think it's better if you do that I decided

[@shaggiel3099]

Zak L ... epic gamer pog

[@smolghostdog6756]

240 dislikes

[@LavenderReynolds]

"So you've got a poison for me?" "Yes sir, I do."

[@kingstarscream320]

Reading stories about native Americans being introduced to alcohol gives some fascinating insight into how people react to the substance without any prior cultural stances regarding it.

[@Ginko139]

pretty sure natives already have their own alcoholic drinks

[@maximusaralieous1728]

@@Ginko139 correct, but nothing as strong as whiskey. I think their alcohol was essentially wine.

[@zero.Identity]

@@maximusaralieous1728 lol. the only alcohol that i cant drink. wine = puke for me. whisky is way easier to digest

[@FlyToBeach]

Seriously I want to know more about your comment. What did they think? I’m being serious I really want to know. I’m so curious!

[@beanofchaos]

"The Last Guy To Ever Get Born" "The baby's coming out!" "Well if he's out, I'm out."

[@MrTrethurane]

Well if he's out, I'm in. 😈

[@harl4m]

well if hes out im out

[@beanofchaos]

@@beaverperson6158 pretty much

[@omegabeast2179]

Well if he's in, I'm in. 🤣

[@beanofchaos]

well if hes in, i'm out

[@martind5653]

"I will never drink poison again." "Are you sure, I feel like trying some Tonight." "Yeah, sure, I am in." That's so relatable xD

[@guywithaface887]

His drunk impression is perfect, he actually might be drunk.

[@AK-jt7kh]

Yeah but the other Ryan is definitely sober. I like how drunk Ryan didn’t oversell it though

[@flashpointfps7619]

He nailed it. A lot of people over act when pretending to be drunk.

[@djantouahmed7319]

@@flashpointfps7619 because drunk people tend to overact.

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@@djantouahmed7319 I think you missed the point

[@Ironwill3004]

@@Tortilla.Reform I hope I do too, I don’t want to be poked!

[@nico.x06]

3:23 "Well if he's in I'm in!"

[@ThatDuk]

Well if hes in, Im out

[@chenterr103]

Well if I'm not in, I'm in

[@fabricreative1930]

Well if he's in, he's in.

[@BupeDaka-j5n]

Well if he’s in, he’s out

[@shloomyshloms6318]

So the drunk guy did a backflip, snapped his own neck, and ended his days!

[@flyingfox6040]

Or so the drunk guy did a backflip, snapped his neck and killed the bad guy

[@genjitar9]

best shit EVER

[@genjitar9]

@@flyingfox6040 EVEN BETTER pls help im dying

[@yahalomren]

@@flyingfox6040 tf

[@ippihd2558]

xD

[@kzcreationzmore]

You should do “The first person to start a school”: “You want to take my child away from me for 7 hours??” “Yeah 5 days a week and stick then in a room” “Did they do something bad??” “What? Oh no, this is a different room” “Oh so it’s enjoyable?” “Oh NO not at all! Some might even compare it to the other room” “.....”

[@Cxptivate]

Loll

[@AudieHolland]

English boarding school: Hate your kids? Never wanna see them again? -Yeah, sounds great! (except during the holidays and it costs a ton) -Uh... Sure, okay.

[@brucebaker810]

@@AudieHolland You know those noisy little things in your house? Like people, only smaller? Yeah, I was thinking of doing a thing that gets them out of there like, oh...5 days a week. Or maybe almost all of the time. Which one of those would you prefer?

[@CrazyCrayfish]

@@brucebaker810 "like people, only smaller" lmao

[@hamchurger4566]

"Im going to influence your little human you made but your not going to know how" "Oh really, I would like to know how you are going to influence my little human" "Fine I'll add like a day like once a year so we can chat about your child" "Oh ok I don't really want to talk to you anyway so that's fine"

[@jjfoerch]

I want there to be The First Guy Ever: The Movie which gives the whole story of creation!

[@lj.853]

Yeeeeeesssss!!!!

[@AmarSingh-ye3bk]

As long as it ends with him doing a backflip, snapping the bad guy's neck, and saving the day!

[@plagmatics]

Actually, that movie would just be about some unimportant detail about the First Guy. Like, how he got to be called "Person" at the beginning. And I would 1000% watch it to death.

[@rainshadow1844]

You can title The First Guy Ever To Make A Feature Length Film

[@shadowreaver752]

Kind of sounds like a Forest Gump.

[@Editzzz-Official]

3:08 you can see the traffic cone in the background Lmao

[@lamonttblackshire1638]

😂😂😂 I’ve watched this a million times and never noticed that !

[@AndrewH1994]

The first person to use the word “literally”, figuratively. This would literally be the funniest video ever!

[@corneliussnow3491]

@William Michaels Who keeps information like that just laying around there head? Like, I mean, it's interesting and learn something new everyday but, like, how though? That's some jeopardy winning question ass knowledge right there, so props....or is it winning answer? And you say the question?...idk. words are hard.

[@kermitthefrogdad4003]

@William Michaels it doesn't matter if you hide your information it can happen

[@CharlieHolmesT]

@William Michaels "The word literal comes from the Latin word littera, which means letter, so when you literally go back to the origin of the word it means letter by letter, in its exact accurate sense, and literally means according to the letter of the language. "But from the early 19th century it gained another meaning - to give emphasis - for example instead of literally hundreds of people meaning hundreds of people, it could have referred to 80 or 90," www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17337706 Nope but the figurative use of literally is a couple hundred years old.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@CharlieHolmesT "There were so many people there." "You said you were alone." "Exactly. Zero people. So many." "That's not what 'so many' means." "I make my own rules." "God, he's so cool."

[@coin3720]

The other day my maths teacher said "We are literally going to fly through this unit." Honestly would've been much more exciting

[@tvirusnoodle8608]

You should do “The first person to milk a cow” that would be hilarious 😂😂😂

[@brucebaker810]

hey, i was just thinkin, mrphh? yeah. thinking maybe we dont suck on these directly. we maybe have a bowl or a bag and we squeeze the cow juice into the bag thing. maybe a box would be less messy. anyway, whaddya think? mgrl mrsakf

[@jordanwilliams9300]

I love this idea!

[@utt3r929]

I’m always saying to people, “have you ever wondered who first looked at a cow, and thought; hey! I’m gonna pull those dangling things and drink the stuff that comes out!! Or, Ooo, look at the slimy scaly fish!! Sooo yummy~~ I’m gonna cook it and eat the strange stuff inside 🤤

[@dunyacaliskan7495]

@@utt3r929 They probably got the idea after seeing the baby cows drinking from them...you know, the beings who the milk is actually meant for

[@openproblem3819]

@@utt3r929 I'm still wondering who saw a lobster and thought. Mmm looks delicious. I should charge people a lot of money to eat these bug like sea creatures.

[@DreamerDeceiver76]

Ryan george: post a new video Me: yeeahh Ryan: has a sponsor Me *HAPPINESS NOISES*

[@calebkuti7897]

His ads are really funny. Especially the explosion when you think the video’s gonna end

[@jefferson_cod]

your joke? more like bore ragnarok

[@DreamerDeceiver76]

@@jefferson_cod more like jan-not nice

[@pumaman8827]

a member of Jim Pickens cult Praise Jim!

[@GirlPainting]

the knocked over trafic cone in the end was a nice touch ^^

[@rubikfan1]

When he talked about the traffic cone, it become a little to real..

[@apollohateshisdayjob9606]

Got real for me at "usually I just feel bad.." hahaha......

[@gruskek]

My brother's drunk friends once stole a huge military recruitment banner of the fence of a military facility. Then I ended up being the sober person who had to put it back.

[@rubikfan1]

When me and friend where in prague we tried moving a traffic cone from one side of town to the other. But because celibrations some roads where closed so we had to go trough the middle. We got. caught, so we had to leave the cone. We didnt make a fuss out of it. So no problems with the law or anything.

[@Thexxidoxx]

"I still haven't found me berries... BUTT, I found these" **lick**

[@ourveneratedoverlorde1551]

I kept thinking about that vine the entire time XD

[@zoeishahaha]

I've been looking for this comment

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Drunk Ryan 2:50: Sweeeetttt Caaaarooolliiiiiiineee Me (immediately!): 🎵Baa Baa Baaaaaaaa!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗😁😁😁🎶 It really is the little things that count. Thanks Ryan! 💖

[@applesauce7843]

I think about this whenever I watch Ryan George, but he doesn't finish like half of his sentences, and it elevates his comedy to another level altogether.

[@cymes82]

I remember the adstronaut trying to sell me a hair trimmer and now he's selling hair-growth product, I'm getting a bit of a mixed signals here.

[@travv88]

Funding both sides of the war, a true evil genius.

[@paulatamaramohamad5794]

I mean, he has to buy Canada somehow

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

@@paulatamaramohamad5794 Shhhhh. We're not supposed to talk about Operation Buy Canada.

[@ApequH]

Yeah, he just doenst want that trimmer you bought to become useless

[@cjhooper4442]

So there’s women in this Universe? I just assumed that there were only Ryan’s

[@TaurielTheElf]

Haven't you seen the "Don't you dare!" clip?

[@norsewinter5497]

Plot twist: Ryan species are very similar looking and even the females look like the male ones. They're called Ryan and the male ones are called Ryan

[@kellivallier5948]

Female Ryans. He has that wig that the adstronaught used to wear to hide who he was on the web. Turns out that’s not a thing... that’s not anything.

[@ilovecairns5181]

It’s the Hollywood movie actors.

[@brucebaker810]

all actors are named ryan. even meg ryan.

[@justrecentlyi5444]

The traffic cone in the background after the time-skip was a nice touch,

[@fitnessunchained5347]

Well if he's in, I'm out.

[@Bugauanga]

If he's out, I'm out

[@wolfiegames1572]

@@jessicalawrence2867 well if he’s in I’m in

[@hartley9003]

@@wolfiegames1572 well if he's out,I'm in

[@KTtheGeek]

Well if he’s in, I’m in.

[@dqmynator2.080]

@@KTtheGeek Well if yall're in I'm out! - bye!

[@PureBlackDragon]

The long pause before the “Alright I’m in” is too Gd relatable

[@PippiOnePointOh]

That was the most adorable “oooh nooo.” I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@TrickyTalon23]

“Hey do you wanna see me do a backflip?” Why are you looking at me like you’re gonna snap my neck?

[@yummydragon8533]

He did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day

[@ibtgb2]

“If you have to spell the word ‘titty’ how many T’s you put in that, umm, shit...” 😂😂😂

[@michaeltrivette1728]

Everyone knows there are 3 t's in titty when you're drunk.

[@elephant_888]

@@michaeltrivette1728 everyone knows they’re only 2. 4 if you’re drunk!! 😉😂

[@jumpydashgd4699]

@@michaeltrivette1728 there's three normally

[@Fermion.]

There should be 2 T's in titty. One T for each titty. Oops, wrong video. This is about alcohol conversations, not weed.

[@wispy3920]

It seems that during lockdown Ryan has been making these ‘first guy to’ videos faster than you can fill a sandwich with a pretty big pickle

[@saritatambayong4002]

How can you act slurring words but still perfectly understandable? Give this guy an oscar!

[@superawesomeman4374]

3:10 i hate this because I can relate to it on the deepest level wich makes me love it even more 🤣🤣🤣

[@tappers5042]

So the first person to ever sing. “I’m making a sound!” “Hey I like that sound!” “Hey I should have hundreds of people pay money to sit in a room for hours to listen to me making that sound!”

[@yousufseedat7736]

That would never work

[@danielnewton1892]

He kinda did that with “First guy to be a toxic fan”

[@krishnaraj3989]

I really appreciate Ryan's acting as drunk, excited, and a part of Ryan verse energetic

[@seamusmcboon558]

"Look honestly im just feel like being real right now?" this man has been drunk before

[@justicegraceful2171]

1:42 to 1:49 I'm in total awe of how you were able to say that compound jumble of words so effortlessly.

[@JennySparkz]

This actually had me doubled over with laughter. Well done dude.

[@soursyde6732]

This guy made a whole career by talking to himself and using a green screen😂

[@100StepProgram]

Change that sentence a bit and you get marvel movies

[@lancejedrickmaniquiz7547]

@@100StepProgram god damn, lmao

[@ourveneratedoverlorde1551]

Green screen... THAT'S what I've been doing wrong.

[@adrian1692]

It seems easy, barely an inconvenience

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

What a guy.

[@starxlaser657]

Did anyone notice the traffic cone beside his house 3:23

[@morganseppy5180]

Haha no! Good catch

[@kevin_parkerson]

It's the little details that make these sketches even better 😄

[@helenetrstrup4817]

Frankly I was too busy laughing. 😆

[@WheeliePhiloslothical]

It's not a good night unless ya got a traffic cone

[@ronjones-6977]

I was looking in my garage to see if I still had a tragic cone. I found TWO. (Ya, I saw the misspelled word, it kinda fits)

[@Adrian-dl9nb]

The delivery in "Where's the sign-up sheet, right?" always makes me chuckle.

[@romicabhatia5519]

At 2:48, that "quick" slur is some great acting!

[@THEHARD2MISS]

Ryan you never miss. One of the best on KZbin rn.

[@jamescook950]

Ryan is the funniest person on the planet. I love him so much.

[@bryanharrison3889]

Thank you Ryan, for making great videos to help me unwind after a long, stressful day at work... You're the best my dude, LOVE your content.... Its all good, and almost every single video makes me bust out in full gut laughter at least once. usually more than once. Thanks for these gifts man, I don't know if you realize the positive impact you have on so many of us... thanks again, happy holidays.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Weird, we bigfoots don't ever get drunk There's not really any alcohol way out here in the woods

[@TotalHuman]

Let some grapes sit still for a while then eat them.

[@foxbow3889]

Why do you look like someone who try To be a meme?

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Yeah...same here. Seawater tastes a little like alcohol, but it has zero side effects.

[@erickmejia4602]

@@cthulhufhtagn2483 sea water definitely has side effects

[@tommy2buttz668]

Sir, I've personally known Sasquatch......... A Sasquatch would never say that

[@tusharg8452]

Do "The First Guy to ever use a condom": the inventor trying to persuade someone to test it out. A wise man once said that condoms are TIGHT.

[@feathero3]

Lol I could see that. Ryan1: Hey man I invented this plastic cover that stops people from being born! Ryan2: Oh my God that sounds terrible! Ryan1: Well it also protects you from certain diseases as well. Ryan2: If you don't want disease or people to be born, why not just practice abstinence? Ryan1: I mean... Because I still want the sex part.

[@adelethings]

Wait, in the Ryanverse, is Ryan's ex another Ryan?

[@100AcreWoodz1]

If so, he has tiddy?

[@goatymcgoatface3575]

No its Jasmine

[@shieldgenerator7]

that is a dsiturbing consequence of him playing every character

[@dawnmontgomery7288]

Hopefully she’s not anything like his son

[@samwitherington8202]

YES.

[@hankstalica1922]

Ryan is a treasure and deserves every view he gets. The world is a better place for having him in it.

[@kellivallier5948]

Ryan this is seriously one of your best videos ever. And I watch, ya know, like all of them, just like... all the time.

[@rustyclaymore1105]

Ryan thank you so much for all the fun. Everyone needs it right now.

[@janetDT1904]

"Do you wanna steal a traffic cone together?" Made my day

[@liloiax22]

When I was a kid I would _ALWAYS_ used to think about the first person to ever do a particular thing or the person that decided on what everyone should officially start to call whatever they've recently named

[@salmonellq2981]

"What's your poison?" the bartender asked. Ryan George had flashbacks to the Vietnam war and his experience with poisonous berries

[@SophiaAphrodite]

Actually it was Grenada and his tour with Anthony Peter Coleman Private first class, purple heart, pending review.

[@salmonellq2981]

@@SophiaAphrodite bill hader and a puppet?

[@llamazing4326]

Ideas: First guy to ever eat food First guy to farm First guy to go to sleep First guy to make an amusement park First guy to kill someone First guy to play sports First guy to own a phone Pls use

[@bencebaracsi883]

The sleep one exists.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@bencebaracsi883 technically it's "the first guy to dream"

[@bencebaracsi883]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 I mean... They go hand in hand in my experience...

[@Morgan_Black]

This is probably the best drunk-acting I've ever seen. The phrasing and pronunciation were perfect!

[@biobuilder4366]

i like how in the ryan george cinematic universe phones and traffic cones were invented before alchohol

[@graemeedwards5856]

Silly drunk Ryan. Ryans can only do a backflip if they're about to snap the bad guy's neck and save the day. Otherwise it's super difficult to do. Very much an inconvenience.

[@dinogeek9085]

It's simple science

[@pattibobi]

You should do "First Guy To Die" Cause of death: his neck was snapped to save the day

[@wirly-]

oh look he is sleeping

[@GrimDMasterMind]

Good thing he didn't let him do the back flip... Otherwise he'd learn the neck snap maneuver, and while it would be super easy, it would be a real inconvenience

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

3:15 - yeah, we ALL said that....MANY times 🤣😂🤣😂😜😋🤣😂