The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech

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[@bricksiegestudios]

No

[@Inf_Sto]

Just because of​@@bricksiegestudios , I will.

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

@@bricksiegestudios Yes.

[@Model3140digitalalarmclock]

Best earphones

[@Robin_Is]

Ok.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I'm gonna start using the line "Constipated with seven balloons" as a figure of speech to describe someone who's infuriated because he's not getting a piece of cake.

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

That's brilliant 😂

[@singledad1313]

Constipated with seven balloons is tight!

[@sigmamale7512]

Get Outta Here

[@ubbeus]

That’s gonna be really confusing, I decided.

[@dr.penguin9412]

Oh I’ve been there. We’ve all been there

[@RealNaisuCinema]

Imagine how chaotic it would be if literally all figures of speech were created at the same time. No one would have a clue what was going on for a good bit

[@aknightofislamicarabia5543]

Yes, congratulations, that was the joke.

[@lilacdoe7945]

"I screwed the pooch on that one." "You f*cked my dog!?"

[@RealNaisuCinema]

@@lilacdoe7945 LMAO the endless possibilities

[@chivonfortney1656]

😂😂

[@RealNaisuCinema]

@@aknightofislamicarabia5543 In a basic level in which you don’t actually think about what I said sure the concepts share similarities. But no, nice try though I guess?

[@WatchMeSC]

The "I'm not gonna...I'm not gonna" part just killed me. The delivery of that line was insane.

[@jackjackson4851]

The delivery was everything

[@blahblahsaurus2458]

Ryan's deliveries always deliver

[@CoszmoGaming]

I love the thought of casually offering someone a piece of cake when they’re angry

[@ronjones-6977]

Did you bring cookies?

[@paulpski9855]

and a warm beverage.

[@commanderty94]

Easy as pie

[@picklerick2861]

​@@commanderty94what flavour

[@screwyourhandle]

better than a Snickers

[@ericaschner3283]

These guys always have great chemistry together

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

Right? They really nailed the casting for this series..

[@chrisdouglas1158]

I didn't see them doing any chemistry? In fact there was a distinct lack of science involved.

[@XtreeM_FaiL]

You guys make no sense at all.

[@johnmagill9496]

They all think alike, I've decided.

[@RealElevenTimes]

@@chrisdouglas1158 Oh not understanding what the previous person said is tight!

[@bobiboulon]

As a non-native english speaker, I must thank you because I learnt a couple of expressions I've never heard before. I tried to find the perfect idiom to express this, but after failing to find any, I felt like I went on a wild goose chase...

[@bushwitch]

Sounds like you're over the moon about having a few more expressions under your belt. Ryan didn't cover a lot of ground but if you learn those by heart you'll be well on your way.

[@Mike-kc5ew]

Good luck! Geese are vicious creatures!

[@slicingonions4398]

Why were you chasing the geese? I hear they are some shifty bastards

[@Playingwith3D]

well done. I see what you did there. 👍

[@Dystopia1111]

Make sure you have all your ducks in a row before going on a wild goose chase.

[@intraspec]

I love how angry they are at the use of figures of speech. Makes sense since everyone is so honest in Ryanverse so they just come across as weird lies

[@MeilynMei]

Except the professional liar guy, he's allowed to lied.

[@ineedapaimonirl3260]

​@@MeilynMeiand the story teller

[@iheartnjdevils3536]

I never realized how confusing these are until I had a child. One time he was super excited to the point it was getting a little obnoxious so I blurted out “Hold your horses!” He suddenly got quiet and said, “But I don’t have any horses Mommy.”

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

😂😂

[@englishcare9063]

So they say so because horses are held in a Stable.. so hold your horses is basically saying be stable.

[@eyliena]

Also when you're speaking to someone when English isn't their first language and they're like "what do you mean" and you think, what *do* I mean?

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

That is too precious 😂

[@coolnerdlll6053]

This could honestly become a series similar to the Naming Place one. There's way too many idioms for just one video.

[@kylelee1911]

the turn of phrase department id wanna see it

[@TheElectrikCow]

@@kylelee1911 Located on the floor below the naming department, creepy guy also works there.

[@bramboys]

@ryangeorge

[@Eliphas_Leary]

How rude! Don't call them idioms. Even if one of them ate party balloons.

[@katecosettevocals]

fully agree, we need a full series!!!!

[@FOF275]

I bet this's how non-English speakers feel when learning English figures of speech

[@zephyrerazortail5478]

Eng is third language here, and yes. They were weird for a while when I found out about them.

[@Hiljaa_]

Lmao yeah when I was like 9 I didn't get any of these, now I understand enough

[@tabby73]

I experienced it the other way round when I tried to translate idioms from my native language into English and people were like Huh? Wth are you on about? 😂

[@FOF275]

@@tabby73 it's funny how nonsensical figures of speech are when you think about them literally

[@Daniel_45]

English is my 2nd language, and I think idioms don't make much sense in any language. Though, I usually got their meanings even after hearing them for the first time (other than weirder ones like beat around the bush). So idioms are weird in any language.

[@RiceCake420]

2:25 The ryanverse has evolved from saying “the hand thing” to calling it punching

[@omarshaarmd93]

I’m such a fan that I also noticed that 🤣 I also look out for “the drinking stuff” and “put you in a room”

[@bluealien3306]

The horrified reactions to, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" reminded me of the reaction I got the time I said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a village." Sometimes people just aren't ready.

[@hydranmenace]

I'm told it does occasionally take a village. You're fine.

[@madster01]

Surprisingly, horse meat is actually not bad. I guess you never know how good the village tastes like 😋

[@MDestron2282]

@@madster01 Yeah, when Jack in the Box got in trouble for using horse meat I have to admit that I couldn't tell the difference and didn't care.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*Poor Nathaniel. He was a man ahead of his time and he wasn't appreciated for his innovation. He was... Streets Ahead.* 😁🤗

[@RobMedellin]

And here I am at square one

[@BriJBo]

"Streets ahead"? I thought it was "miles ahead". I have never heard of something being "streets ahead" unless it was literal.

[@41-Haiku]

​@@BriJBo I've never heard it either, but I like it.

[@salamander7154]

@@BriJBo if you have to ask you're streets behind!

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

​@@RobMedellin I.. guess a house is one square?

[@azurehanyo]

"What if in this imaginary- sometimes life...could be like a cookie in some ways." The delivery perfectly encapsulates a brain trying so very hard to outturn what it thinks it knows.

[@SofaKingShit]

I thought it was about cookies that were dipped in milk for too long and that therefore it was a kind of warning against being too greedy with soaking time as then the cookie inevitably crumbles. Although upon reflection l guess in that case it would be the way the cookie disintegrates instead because that's more akin to what soggy cookies do and besides l call them biscuits and l don't even like them l much prefer cake and anyway l was wrong.

[@carteradams43]

@@SofaKingShit I thought it was about something breaking apart or failing- perhaps it's your health leading to your death, or perhaps your career.

[@KingCuba]

1:24 This line broke me, I can’t stop laughing. Ryan’s delivery plus repeating it twice….goddammit! I’m now obligated to quote this directly in ALL future situations where it’s applicable! Lolol

[@ronjones-6977]

I'm just gonna ask everyone I know "Did you bring cookies?" Then just yell "F#%k!" and walk off.

[@MadMikeyY]

I’m not gUn-Uhh! I’m not gUn-Uhh!

[@RavenclawNimbus]

It was so funny I *died* of laughter! …No, not- not literally

[@Imjustkendall]

@@MadMikeyY I’m not GUUNAHH- I’m not GHOUNNAAhh

[@omarshaarmd93]

That’s my favorite too 🤣🤣🤣

[@Seru_Janai]

As a non-english speaker, this turned out to be surprisingly educational.

[@mrblahbah2522]

It’s so weird that Ryan has the ability to take something that seems normal and make it the most insane thing ever

[@rollinsolo1157]

It's actually super easy, barely inconvenience

[@THEE_Kisywisy]

The thing is, he’s pointing out an insane thing that has become normal. I mean, why the hell have we just accepted the phrase “it’s raining cats and dogs”?! IT IS INSANE 😂

[@JenTilly96]

​@@THEE_Kisywisy Yeah like how did we has a society got here. Who started it and how did it catch on?😂

[@gurvmlk]

@@THEE_Kisywisy I actually once read where that saying came from, but I forget what the explanation was. Point is it does have an origin.

[@timothytraver5918]

Kind of like... a comedian?

[@MetalMachine131]

Man, he keeps hitting the nail on the head with these videos.

[@eternalproductions]

What nail , i haven't seen any nail in any of his videos

[@davidfine4475]

Clearly he has this confused with some sort of DIY carpentry channel

[@graduator14]

GET OUT!!!

[@streetlifeofzackandcody]

that sounds VERY painful. I don't like that at all!

[@slicingonions4398]

I've watched his videos and there's been a distinct lack of nail hitting. Hitting nails on the head is tight!

[@theperfectbusiness8903]

1:58 “No one’s going to say any variation of that, ever!” Meanwhile: “Hmm…it’s no use *PREVARICATING* about the bush” -Wallace

[@karlhungus5395]

Some of these video topics could so easily be unfunny if done by someone else but Ryan is so creative with his timing and scripts that these never fail to entertain.

[@Hrochnick]

That's so true. I saw someone else attempt a Pitch Meeting and it was just cringey.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

The way he said “I’m not gunna. I’m not gunna.” Was PRICELESS! 😂 If it was done by someone who wasn’t that funny it would’ve been different though

[@Coolbowser829]

My favorite figure of speech is the truly elegant "So he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day!"

[@WirrWicht]

This actually describes an active act to gain a promotion.

[@homerman76]

No no, that one can only be used to describe the the real situation :P

[@blakearmentrout7717]

Or beating someone half to death, which would be impossible to determine unless you beat him the exact same amount twice and he died immediately after.

[@ronjones-6977]

I wear that shirt when I play disc golf tournaments. It's a kick in the pants when I tell someone "Nice shot" and they reply "It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience."

[@legend5831]

The ad's even better than it usually is 😂 "I uses my ears to listen to stuff all the time but sometimes I want to use them to listen to stuff that only I can hear" Amazing work, Ryan ❤

[@professorx3060]

"Your ears will thank you, although no they won't cause your mouth is on the other side of your head entirely"

[@Pookeroni]

English is my native language, I'm 30 years old, and I heard "mountain out of a molehill" for the first time a week ago. I could tell what they meant, but I thought it was some weird idiom they just made up. Very strange of that person to say. Now I learn it's one of the common ones.

[@ronjones-6977]

A young friend just heard "off like a herd of turtles" last week. Then I dropped "Well, I'm off in a cloud of heifer dust. See y'all later." He's 25 and thinks we just made them up.

[@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770]

I wonder what’s wrong with making them? All of them were made up by someone at some point for the first time.

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Go watch “At the Car Wash” from Phineas and Ferb. There’s a whole plot line with Doofenshmirtz centered around that phrase. It’s pretty funny. 😂

[@american_jackal5956]

The way Nathaniel said "I'm not gonna" kicked my paternal instincts into gear. We must protect this special boy.

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

Reminds me of the scenes in Archer when he's trying to communicate with a Polynesian tribe through a translator who doesn't know how to properly convert idioms to the local dialect, and Archer proceeds to give a motivational speech made entirely of idioms.

[@221BBakerStreet]

Is it possible that after all these years Ryan is actually getting funnier? 😂😂😂

[@cellphonekid2]

It’s actually not fair how funny he is

[@extrantice]

not only possible, but barely an inconvenience

[@danielatthemovies7554]

Yes it is

[@OneTopic]

idioms have now entered the Ryanverse

[@Mag3.1415]

How does this only have 2 likes

[@rileybrown4776]

@@Mag3.1415 now it has 3

[@kevinseanzebua6342]

Wow very few likes for a pretty famous youtuber

[@kastanie7445]

Nathaniel's blank stare at 1:16 gets me

[@Pookeroni]

He's just WAITING for his next opportunity lol

[@alexzavod]

Let's not beat around the bush. Whenever I feel blue, Ryan hits the nail on the head.

[@humanistwriting5477]

absolutely disgusting that's never going to catch on

[@KMDrinnon]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

[@timopper5488]

@@humanistwriting5477 No no no, hear me out! The Beatles even wrote a song about a guy hitting people on the head with a hammer. It’s apparently an older phrase, way way way back in the 1960s! It’s coming back around again!

[@humanistwriting5477]

@@timopper5488 ahhh, hitting people on the head with a hammer! that I can get behind, but what does that have to do with bushes?

[@timopper5488]

You’ll have to ask the OP about that to be certain. Personally, I just figured that you hide out in a bush, then when someone comes walking along the sidewalk, you stick your hammerin’ arm out between the branches and start wailing away on their heads. And THAT’S how The Beatles came up with the Blue Meanies! Because if you’re feeling blue, all you have to do is be a meanie with your hammer from a bush, and all will be well again.

[@TrickyTalon23]

He really made a video on sarcasm AND figures of speech. Ryan has it all at the top of his game!

[@Inf_Sto]

U haven’t even watched it shut up 💀💀💀

[@notme222]

What game would that be and why is Ryan standing on it?

[@Tegres1]

That seems really dangerous, because he is not wearing *any* safety gear, and falls are the fourth-leading cause of accidental death in the United States.

[@pvic6959]

"im not gonna! im not gonna!" lmao

[@slicingonions4398]

Which game is he on top of and what does he have?

[@unclecreepy4185]

7 balloons? His eyes must have been bigger than his stomach. He sure bit off more than he could chew.

[@SmileGaming25]

"I'm not gunna! I'm not gunna!" reminded me a lot of Pedro Pascal's SNL skit 🤣

[@bennettwadekamper8238]

I enjoy Nathanial's way of speaking. Seems a little different than his usual personalities.

[@uglen7420]

Whos nathanial?

[@gonkdroid8279]

Agreed

[@stircrazyvidz8530]

The whole thing was hilarious, but that final "GET OUT" was the perfect ending.😂 Ryan, you are a comedy genius

[@GoodBoyGoneDad]

Get out of here. 😂

[@awikim]

The Adstronaut is genuinely such a good character, I always watch the entire ad because it's so entertaining

[@JesusCedillo-yn6sx]

He's probably the most underrated character on the Ryanverse

[@MainexManda]

I discovered this channel this morning and I'm bingeing them all! This one cracked me up

[@spencerkagen1386]

I love that we finally get a name for one of these guys, and it's Nathaniel. Don't know why that "tickles me" so much

[@HeisenbergFam]

Ryan's great banter is as amazing as his consistency, he's more consistent than 50% of US marriages

[@Malachi-Budke]

Heisenberg, you are everywhere. Why?????

[@HeisenbergFam]

@@Malachi-Budke sup, not everywhere, you got great taste watching KZbin, have a good one

[@endrek4895]

I also see you everywhere

[@MichaelOKC]

You might say he's good at keeping his eye on the ball.

[@Malachi-Budke]

@@HeisenbergFam you too.

[@Daddyoh94]

Nathaniel is such a good character. This sketch is something special. Like everything Ryan George does is gold but man this one is so funny time and time again

[@nathanielrussell7207]

I’ve never been both so excited to hear my name in a sketch, and so mortified that a character is more similar to myself than I would like to admit. I guess I should’ve climbed that salmon ladder yesterday.

[@donnietheentertainer]

“My organs hurt!!” 😅 RYAN IS THE MAN!! 🔥 “You haven’t barked a single time, and we’re indoors!” 😂

[@jessicastrike5640]

I would watch a whole series about Nathaniel he’s a true innovator

[@morebirdsandroses]

He's sharp as a tack!

[@MrSirWivd]

​@@morebirdsandroses ...altho hes still not the sharpest tool in the shed

[@morebirdsandroses]

@@MrSirWivd Well he put his shoulder to the wheel. But there's no use beatin' a dead horse, eh?

[@harmonyislandtaiwan]

Oh my god, Nathaniel! I'm not gonna...I'm not gonna... Suddenly using a proper name and colloqial response=comic gold. Kudos. Chef's Kiss!

[@fuzyfuzfuz2]

The next time i hear someone say, "barking up the wrong tree," im going to tell them they havent barked a single time and we're indoors 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@t.l.thomas6259]

Still waiting on The First Guy to ever be a Therapist

[@im_bored_hi_]

“Hi there hello. I spent several years learning about how brains work and if you pay me money…then I’ll tell you how your works. But not like the biological stuff, like the psychological stuff. Like trauma. You pay me money, and I’ll tell you about the things that are wrong that you can’t fix. And if it’s bad enough, you can pay me more money and I’ll give you drugs so you feel better. Just tell me your trauma, and I’ll give you drugs. But for lots of money though, like so much money. But we can only talk for 50 minutes at a time. Just 50 minutes. So, you in?” “Yeah, sure.”

[@KinseyTaylor.]

Or the first guy to ever be a musician. Or the first guy to ever meet a person with a disability. (Would be great for someone who has one.)

[@t.l.thomas6259]

@@im_bored_hi_ you forgot the "i, decided"

[@jeffp7368]

This needs a part two because there are at least two more disturbing ones that people just casually say you missed

[@gerzsone30]

Ants in your pants? 😅

[@salmanuel4053]

@@gerzsone30 Trying to think of the ones he missed but I guess I'm running East looking for a sunset.

[@ChasehaWing]

"Butterflies in your stomach." "NO THEY'RE BALLOONS YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!"

[@srldwg]

​@@salmanuel4053Never heard that one!🤣 At least that one makes sense logically!

[@TessaBain]

A part two with pithy sayings would be better. You cannot, in fact, do whatever you put your mind to.

[@geoffprince2258]

"You haven't barked a single time and we are indoors" that line gets me every time.

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@Hampton-Hamilton-Piggles-Worth]

Is anyone else interested in seeing his outtakes?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OmniNexuz]

I like how the other dudes can't deal with all these expressions.......And not just because one of them ate a ton of Party Balloons 🎈😅

[@Derek_Wyld]

Yeah I like how that’s part of this randomly and he’s experiencing issues from it the whole time 😂

[@cnnhdlvth9557]

I was hoping they would start using the expressions involuntarily by the end of the sketch, and then be really disgusted with themselves for it. Could have a recurring thing where the people who hate the ideas start to do them and hate themselves.

[@thanksfernuthin]

The way he envisioned the relationship of the characters to each other did not match my own. I feel like a fish out of water!

[@morebirdsandroses]

I'm sorry! But it'll all come out in the wash.

[@chrisleneil]

…will the fish come out in the wash? I’m so confused

[@hanzolo7687]

Fish are known to be allergic to air I decided. So it would probably actually be pretty good it you just flopped back into the water so you don't catch a cold. I often accidentally catch various objects when my allergies are kicking in

[@Grasslander]

This thing ballooned quickly.

[@vishnu3vardhan3]

"I'm not hungry, So i'm not gonna, I'm not gonna eat a horse"- Nathaniel in a cool squeaky voice.

[@zacharychastain9730]

I love this series it's like pitch meetings but for real life things

[@howmuchdidyoupay]

i always loved mashing them together. my personal favorite is , "i so bored, i could eat a horse!" i love the visual of eating an entire horse purely out of boredom and every once in a while someone responds with a look of horror as if i had just done it in front of them. good times.

[@katelynnehansen8115]

I love that so much!

[@ronjones-6977]

My son came up with a winner when he was a little boy. "It's like pulling teeth from a baby." We just looked at him.....and then busted a gut. Damn, there's another one.

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

My favourite one is “we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it”

[@XxMCRroxnonstopxX]

I still love "make like a tree and get outta here".

[@dualcaster]

that shit took me out!!!

[@joshrayne724]

Man, I am wiped! That conversation just totally pooped me out.

[@redstateforever]

This guy actually existed-aka William Shakespeare. There’s a crazy long list of things we still say all that came from his plays. Wild goose chase, seen better days, pure as the driven snow, naked truth, it’s Greek to me, all that glitters isn’t gold…just a few. 500 years later, we all quote the Bard all the time.

[@finlay9616]

As someone with Autism, the highly literal characters in Ryan's bits are... Perfect

[@professorx3060]

Same here. I better understand people who are a bit more literal.

[@edgeworth097]

Yeah, same. I love Ryan's characters, with that being one of the main reasons, another being just how well they rephrase things to make them sound honestly better than common English, imo, for example "alive person". Hi there, hello is also a common greeting of mine now, I don't think most people even know where it's from, but I still use it

[@TheGregamonster]

First Day as a Sports Coach is another fun one for overly literal interpretations.

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Literally perfect? High praise...

[@notoriouslysky]

​@@syntaxusdogmata3333 he's autistic let him have this one

[@PetrKL21]

When I studied English I did my thesis on figurative language. This is gold.

[@DH-xw6jp]

What are you talking about? This isn't gold, it's a comedy sketch.

[@TrueSpace61]

This is by far your best one - I cannot stop watching it.

[@annabellecupcake8863]

I love how angry balloon guy got when there wouldn’t be cookies 😂

[@lz_377]

Don't worry Nathaniel! Those guys just have a bee in their bonnet. They should really take a chill pill.

[@davishickey1465]

I can't tell what it was you were doing differently than the rest of your goofy characters, but I really like Figure of Speech Guy. That's an entertaining fella. I want more of him.

[@ronjones-6977]

You could eat him up with a spoon.

[@donaldlahoda8693]

He really knocked this one out of the park.

[@SD-hv2vl]

Ryan George is my favorite person I can see on my rectangle I decided.

[@josephnjau6321]

It never occurred to me how dirty 'BEATING AROUND THE BUSH' sounded😂😂

[@MuljoStpho]

Hmmm... Has he made a sketch along the lines of "first person to use euphemisms" yet? If not, it seems surprising that the Ryanverse would already have thought of something like referring so someone's pubes as a "bush" to be able to make that connection with "beating around the bush" in the first place... But then again, there is the creepy guy in the meetings to decide names for things. Come to think of it, what is the origin of that phrase anyway? I'm sure they must have had actual bushes in mind when choosing that word. (looks it up) Hunting. In medieval times hunters would hire helpers to flush out any animals that might have been hiding in the bushes. They would make noise nearby to try to scare the creatures out (but not too close, in case something dangerous came out and attacked them).

[@noisepollution4473]

I randomly started obsessively thinking about why "That's the way the cookie crumbles" is a phrase while trying to sleep last night are you inside my head how did you get in there

[@wildhairchronicles4009]

The way you said I am not gonna... twice... gave me thrust issues....

[@OliviaHenry]

The delivery of “I’m not gonna, I’m not gonna.” **chef’s kiss** 1:24

[@wesleyoldham4222]

"Maybe there's another way to do this." "Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat."

[@liborohanka5010]

I am pretty proud, that I understand all lines. My first language is different, so our figures of speech are different. Like I am hungry as wolf, golden eyes and with cross on funeral. It was really funny and enlighting about weird parts of our communication.

[@TrashArtist89]

Don't forget the legendary don't walk around the hot mash.👏

[@calebisadoor7815]

I like how Ryan puts a mustache on top of his mustache🤣

[@gamewhiz23]

“Life is like a box of chocolates” “What’s wrong with you” 😂

[@domtom010]

That mid-sentence 0:39-0:45 change had me howling 😂. Idk how he keeps a straight face doing these lol

[@innocentbystander3317]

Which one are you talking about?

[@theqbash]

Howling? How so? Wait, are you a werewolf??!

[@domtom010]

@@innocentbystander3317 0:39-0:45

[@domtom010]

@@theqbash 🤫

[@sergiorestrepo6657]

Jajaja the struggle at 0:40 to explain it reminded me that meme "Have you ever had a dream like this?"

[@doyoucwhatisee]

…….so did you bring cookies? No. F*CK!😂

[@MoloIongo]

1:24 “I’m not gunnah, I’m not gunnah” broke me 💀

[@theladyamalthea]

“A pair and a spare” really made me giggle! The sketch was great too, but your ads are just top notch!

[@SBzKillFrenzy]

*Ryan George going back in time, with a camera, to give us these History Lessons, is TIGHT, I decided*

[@candycover]

Luckly for us it is super easy barely an inconvience for him to be able to do these.

[@BeederB30]

@@candycover wowowow…….. Wow

[@innocentbystander3317]

Damn near spit out my sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it laughing, thanks guys!

[@artugert]

I’ve watched a ton of his videos and don’t remember hearing him ever say tight, but I see it in the comments all the time. Did I miss something?

[@SBzKillFrenzy]

@@artugert Ryan is a man of many catch phrases, one of them being "Tight!" He usually says this in his pitch meetings series

[@timbro8911]

😂😂😂ok .."beat around the bush does sound disgusting ". 😅😅

[@BroderickAmato]

This has to be one of my favorite skits from Ryan George - it's so well-done! Anyway, I'm going to go eat a horse now.

[@katecosettevocals]

This.... was beautifully written. Perfect comedy, thank you for a laugh today, Ryan!

[@Pooch337]

Based on Nathaniel's mustache, the other boys should listen to his wisdom.

[@joseville]

With great mustache, comes great musings.

[@iKadaj]

i always thought "raining cats and dogs" meant complete chaos, crap hitting the fan, madness ensuing, etc, but turns out i might have been the only one who thought that.

[@reachtt]

I hope he gets his balloons out.

[@jcim259]

I mean do the birthday balloons taste good

[@azahel542]

I like the smell, so, maybe? ..... What?

[@eternalfailure4081]

This sketch was a barrel of laughs. It split my sides. It killed me.

[@jake_]

True. Best thing since sliced bread

[@eternalproductions]

You should seek medical help immediately, make sure you don't bring any apples , they might keep the doctor away

[@eternalproductions]

​@@jake_ sliced bread what are you talking about , there are way better inventions than sliced bread i think you need to go with this guy to the doctor you don't sound well , sick as a dog in my opinion

[@baldytalkinnerdy3462]

Saw this, thought it would be hysterically chaotic. Proven correct.

[@samvimes9510]

When someone asks if you want to participate in an activity, saying "I'm down" and "I'm up for it" both mean yes.

[@TaeKwonWhoa]

Ight where’s the first guy to ever say “super easy, barely an inconvenience”?

[@beteopod]

It's based on an Italian saying.... according to him in a single video 😂

[@DracoSwordMaster]

This is the only channel where I actually watch the sponsorships. "Now listen, I use my ears to listen to stuff all the time" 😂 Brilliant.

[@maxbr584]

I love how Ryan can point out the weirdness and absurdity of seemingly ordinary things and now I realise that figures of speech are really absurd. Also, I think that "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" should be replaced with "I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant with all the bones" for extra weirdness and exaduration.

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Speaking of elephants, I’ve always found this one weird: How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. *I literally picture some dude with a fork taking bites out of pieces of a whole elephant*

[@yacmoth770]

years and hundreds of videos yet they never get old. Keep it up ryan

[@jenniferbates2811]

I always mix up fiqures of speech on purpose like " that's how the cookie bounces."

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

Thats called a maliphore ( i forget how its spelt )

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 really? I didn't know that it had a name.

[@invert8505]

@@jenniferbates2811 i guess you've been meowing up a tree you werent ready for then huh

[@jenniferbates2811]

@@invert8505 yes!!! 😂😂

[@onkelpappkov2666]

You're not the brightest bulb in the china shop.

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

0:26 I’m eating a cookie right now.

[@AI_DESTROYER]

Me to

[@ked49]

That’s just the way the cookie crumbles

[@delix787]

We do beat around the bush sometimes. 😫

[@theparagamer786]

That “GET OUT!!!!” at the end actually sounded like he was super annoyed and angry. Great video!

[@ronjones-6977]

I thought he was talking to the balloons.

[@jeffhidalgo6037]

Ryan can even make advertisements enjoyable!

[@Inf_Sto]

You haven’t even watched the ad yet shut up 💀💀💀

[@billyfarmerii1669]

1:25 “I’m not guh-nuh! I’m not guh-nuh!” 😂

[@andrewmangano3618]

I think you guys are making a mountain… Out of a molehill. The pause had me😂😂