The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

[@RyanGeorge]

Here's some "Snap The Bad Guy's Neck" merch, you heroes: ryangeorge.threadless.com/designs/snap-the-bad-guys-neck-and-save-the-day

[@samsamelia3029]

oh nooooo I just watched all pitch meetings and LOOOOOOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! now I am sooo sad! Now I go through all the "first guy ever..." so funny as well!

[@HighNoonTex]

Lol, that shirt is hilarious, put me down for a 10 of those

[@drakkonslayersilverclaw0277]

I've been writing fan fiction since 1997. I invented fanfic with my Goku x Bulma story.

[@SteveMahoney]

I wanna get one for me and a buddy but he's 4 or 5x. Any custom orders?

[@upc2h22]

No offense....but I enjoy these more than pitch meetings (which are great themselves) keep em coming!!

[@jameswhitley4101]

I love how it started as just a joke but then turned into a metacommentary on moder super hero movies

[@runninginsept]

No it was first a meta on the media industry. When the guys started throwing money at him, it started to feel like Netflix 🤣

[@me_lero]

Einar Amund and also an ad for a modern super hero movie. Postmodernism in a nutshell.

[@pjatm_]

...and he did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

[@musetangolazorus1875]

And the man of steel thing

[@fabycho6791]

No shit

[@brockbaker]

So, you've got a fictional story for me?

[@lightningbolt4419]

huh is am

[@mattfinish2196]

Brock Baker, Yes sir I do!

[@PedrocasPT]

Yehyehyeh

[@shubhamuraon3552]

Oh what it is called?

[@RjitPlayz]

Referencing Pitch meeting quotes is tight!

[@afterimage6422]

I love how the guy's house was on fire so he just walked up to the first people he saw and calmly asked if they had water 🤣

[@nocturnalguardian]

EPIC😂

[@revondamehovic3132]

Tell me you're Canadian without telling me you're Canadian

[@Lucifronz]

Well he was the first guy to have his house burn down by arson, so he's still figuring out how to deal with that.

[@AyushSharma-tk1qq]

"Hey, shut up. This guy is telling lies!"

[@LegendLungs]

You can fix that

[@IAdmitMyCrime]

Hey is your profile pic Sam from Holes?

[@kanyerahming]

"I want to hear one of these lies."

[@KingFlame-dh8rs]

SAM THE ONION MAN, SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM THE ONION MAN!

[@goldensilence5841]

Damn you beat me to it

[@jaromstrong6545]

We need a "first guy" cinematic universe. Cinematic universes are tight.

[@shadowbane7401]

I know right

[@dfloatingarchive4687]

"The First Guy To Ever Make A Connected Universe"

[@iluvyunie]

That would be super easy

[@jaromstrong6545]

@@iluvyunie Barely an inconvenience.

[@TestarossaF110]

Omg omg omg omg omg thank you commenters!! Love you guys this was perfect. Do more I'll pay! 😅😂

[@SDCored]

"It's gotta be pretty hard to charge money for telling lies." "Actually it's gonna be super easily, barely an inconvenience."

[@brucebaker810]

But...there are so many things that didn't happen. Most things, really. So, by supply and demand, shouldn't lies be, like, super cheap?

[@louisvictor3473]

@@brucebaker810 But if you change the lie a little bit, it is like, a completely different thing

[@somerandomgirl8897]

Charging money for lies is *TIGHT*

[@biohazardmadness1155]

@@brucebaker810 Well Bruce baker here's the thing. the stupid people have money and we want it Ryan George: "hmmm they are pretty stupid and I do like money..."

[@R.DumDum]

Oh really

[@abhinavtiwari8235]

After this, the Guy who wrote fiction became Ryan Screenwriter and the Guy with hat became the Executive guy, and they together Monetized the power of Fiction.

[@Descryptic]

*House is burning down* "Hey, do you guys have any water...?"

[@commentcopbadge6665]

No but we have a bucket of lies.

[@goshtic9565]

@@commentcopbadge6665 The plot twist, he was lying about his house on fire.

[@madyluvsanime1248]

First man to need firefighters

[@senaahasan5182]

@CommentCop Badge#666 l At the end,the guy is just like, "You know, I needed a bucket of water but now I need a bucket of elaborate and imaginative lies!"

[@brokentoaster9231]

Water is *tight*

[@DAVIDMARTINEZ-zs1zz]

So Ironman did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s gauntlet and saved the day.

[@jonahstein3034]

TOO TRUE

[@sumnersawyer6484]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@andrewlance3898]

That's not actually wrong though

[@theemeraldfox2036]

Yes

[@Faun-e5b]

Snapping the bad guys neck Is tight!

[@Games4Kickz]

I thought it was going to be hard to find the source of "Snap the bad guy's neck" I saw in other video comments but it turns out it was super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

wowowowow. wow.

[@paulbrodie331]

Thats how i got here

[@Mastervading4306]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@aliabusaleh419]

So whats the source of "barely an inconvenience"

[@paulbrodie331]

@@aliabusaleh419 the movie pitch meetings on the screen rant channel. Ryan George is the one in those videos. If you havent seen them yet you are in for a real treat.

[@ntrong32]

The man of steel "snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" pay off was great.

[@belalabusultan5911]

and then they did a group backflip, snapped the bad groups necks, and saved the entire week.

[@mahdvnthegamr3723]

awesome, Tell me more lies. please

[@lucas-xf7rc]

@@mahdvnthegamr3723 and then they did a crowd backflip, snapped the bad crowds necks , and saved the entire month

[@vincenturquhart1370]

And then the entire country did a backflip snapped the bad countries neck and saved the day

[@deeryyyyy707]

@@vincenturquhart1370 and then the entire continent did a backflip, snapped each others necks and saved the day

[@iseegreen5297]

and then the planet does backflip and snapped the bad planets neck and saved the day

[@abdullahx4908]

Tony stark did a backflip, snapped his fingers and saved the day

[@ahmedwalid4819]

Wow wow wow.... Wow.

[@G17x]

😳oh wait

[@LyricHIM24237]

Sith Trooper: Nerrrdovania that is not totally what happened

[@desbugfan8429]

You had to spoil it. Some people probably saw this and were mad. But I already saw it. By the way, he didn't do a backflip.

[@z-mkgaming7464]

@@desbugfan8429 Wow, its almost as if you didnt watch the fucking video! The entire joke of the video is a guy making up stories and then at the end is an avengers joke! The running joke in his videos is the good guy doing a flip snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day!

[@paulpaulington3907]

Everyone in the Ryanverse is either confused, obsessive or a genius

[@HALO20601]

Or a confused obsessive genius

[@johngr1747]

All of'em actually!

[@walkerx1813]

The Ryanverse is just the internet

[@arjunator2688]

E

[@Colin-kh6kp]

And sometimes all three.

[@trevorprice1867]

Doing backflips, snapping bad guys' necks & saving the day is *TIGHT*

[@slambamcam]

Barely even an inconvenience

[@astrobookwormsinger]

Where is that from??? I'm new to Ryan's channel so 😅

[@traurigekatze]

@@astrobookwormsinger it's from Screen Rant he has two channels

[@bleh1569]

Yes

[@toddc3988]

I guess someone had to.....

[@CloudyNebula]

Just realized how the two guys are, basically, binge watching his stories and that's why they don't mind paying for them on a regular basis. Brilliant stuff.

[@nicolasbaratelli]

8 seasons later... "And so Arya Stark did a back flip and stabbed the bad guy's chest and saved the day!"

[@FrankyBabes]

@ Nah, 2 months ago is when that episode aired

[@TheDolefish]

Oohhhhh I liked that, tell me another one!

[@johnrichards7337]

Best... Comment... Ever.

[@imperialrule6652]

@@TheDolefish no. You've changed. Don't let this get to your head go back to the old ways

[@nickjack1696]

“Ghosts aren’t real!” “No that’s part of it.” “Ok.” Convincing that other guy was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@CleverFrenchName]

Speech lvl 100

[@rollzoo3509]

LIES ARE TIGHT!

[@erenyeagar2928]

Oh other guys are tight

[@pablo2495]

Technically they’re all “other guy”s, maybe we should get some kinda system so that doesn’t happen anymore...

[@blueninja012]

@@pablo2495 I wanna be Bob, and I guess my last name would be unemployed, so call me Bob Unemployed

[@downtown2479]

And so Harry did a backflip and snapped Voldemorts neck and saved the day.

[@downtown2479]

@Dicelord N that would be the most normal thing that she has added to the fandom since she finished the series

[@downtown2479]

And so Percy did a backflip snapped Luke's neck and saved the day.

[@downtown2479]

And so Spiderman did a backflip snapped Gwen's neck and ... Oh...

[@shadowrev2914]

Grimlaughingcoffin oh god😂😂😂😂😂

[@diegomt7901]

Super easy barely an inconvenience

[@CreeperArcade]

"So he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day!" Wow, this dude can really tell a story.

[@LeoChaseTheMythMaster]

Agreed.

[@MUHEVLOGS777IRL]

Whenever someone walks into a room I turn to Someone and say that

[@Narinjas]

So this is where the neck snap started.

[@Taymoorismail]

I was wondering why people are commenting on Ryan's other videos.

[@sanaulkarim2540]

Me too

[@aggressivelyplayskazoo9644]

@@Taymoorismail yeah

[@End336]

@@Taymoorismail same

[@PotatoGamingAndFun]

@@Taymoorismail Yep

[@raydunakin]

"I lie all the time, like...'I like your glasses'." LOL

[@______7422]

lmao

[@den6924]

BUT BUT..... B.. ut i have glasses 😢

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

xrush xd k

[@clearbonnie257]

Roasted

[@elifapereira3753]

*sad laughter in has glasses*

[@LukeL007]

I like how the stories get longer and longer but stil have the same plot.

[@estherpena-nicholas5283]

Marvel

[@EndoClaw]

“It like a metaphor or something”

[@GEGGARCHY]

Yeah same I think that a dr that broke his arms in an accident and overcoming that with training to use mystical arts to finally put the main villain stuck in a timeloop and a teenager who got bitten by a radioactive spider and got powers and is fighting local criminals is the same story

[@dij357]

*cough marvel cough* (I love marvel no hate)

[@samd2612]

@@dij357 why you hate marvel

[@GrenardyTheGamer]

0:55 the first ever suspension of disbelief

[@BlackGryph0n]

Dude, I’m addicted to your humor style! 😂 Tell us more lie stories!

[@RyanGeorge]

Thanks man! I WILL

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

@@Kronoan Take my money! Take my f*cking money.

[@SonGoku-bn5di]

WAT BLACK GRYPHON

[@farzana_shampa]

@@RyanGeorge you should do pitch meeting on your own channel to

[@monsoon861]

Black gryphon I love your vids and channel!!

[@AlexMyers69]

Please do "first guy to realize he could play two characters"

[@cjthrill]

Yes, this!

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

TAKE MY MONEY!

[@macdavidd1065]

Yes

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

That was in pitch meetings. However I do want to revisit that world.

[@liamwalton4183]

Could you give an example? I've never seen anybody do that

[@JDCate22]

"The first person that created a parody" that would be great.

[@TheGuardDuck]

And make it a sequel to this, and have Fiction Guy get mad!

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Hey! I’m gonna do like, a version of that story, but funny. Like, it makes fun of the original version. It sort of... parodies it.

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 But it's my material. You just took it, made it funny so it's different and called it your own. So now the thing I made is yours and you're mocking me!

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

But I’m changing the work! So it’s inherently transformitive!

[@1984Phalanx]

That's a great idea.

[@aiden_macleod]

As a writer myself, I really liked these and found them strangely entertaining. Do another one!

[@aced_pomachu1]

$15

[@samirh2758]

A "writer"? You mean a liar.

[@angelicxkey]

​@@samirh2758dude what

[@7MinutozRapsLetras]

@@angelicxkey did you even watch the video?

[@amongusmappingAUM]

@@angelicxkey bruh “liar” is a reference to in the video where he says that the guy making up fiction is a liar, it’s like you go to the comment section before actually watching the video

[@JG-xt6wc]

"Okay, so there's a guy who pitches movies..." "More, more, more... keep 'em coming."

[@tomahawkcrusher563]

*3 min later * "He does a backflip , snaps the producer's neck and saves the day"

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

Give me more, inmediately, please

[@Liwet.]

Episode 100?

[@akuljamwal3085]

"so there's a guy who makes gag videos by switching hats and glasses"

[@commandercaptain4664]

"So there's a guy showing the entire internet HOW IT'S DONE, SON." "Wow, putting CinemaSins in its place is tight!"

[@Thanos-lm7sm]

He protecc He attac But most importantly He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

[@Evie0133]

But most importantly He snapped the bad guys' necc

[@wolfiegames1572]

69th like eyyyyyy

[@Koza6969]

Thanos, you should know something about snapping

[@sabrywaheedali]

Zhm Lol

[@CatBorgor]

@Thanos he protecc he attacc but most importantly he snapp half of the universe until the avengers bring the bacc

[@ericostrowski4984]

Wait, guys.... I think I know how to defeat Thanos! It involves backflip!

[@MetallicaRules]

Does it also involve the snapping of one's neck?

[@trevinodude]

And saving the day?

[@lukasm1436]

Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@MrWolf120]

Enter the DC dimension, bring Superman over, Thanos gets the Zod treatment.

[@isitbriannieves]

I thought the final story was going to end with “and then he jumped in the bad guy’s ass, expanded, and saved the day”

[@thisguyispeculiar]

Can't wait to see Ruffus save everyone in the new Avengers movie.

[@LeoChaseTheMythMaster]

😂😂😂.

[@firelordeliteast6750]

There actually was an episode of Spiderman and his Amazing Friends where half the avengers plus a few X men were saved by a dog

[@KelpTheGreat]

*Rufus

[@torig3165]

“Fifteen dollars? I don’t know if I can afford that...finances are TIGHT”

[@dasavageostrich2662]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[@Yes-rv4kr]

...

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

Legendary comment. Be proud lol. 😂😂

[@torig3165]

Haha thank you I am 😄

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

And it's relatable, so there's that hahah

[@fredarok579]

*And then the guy who invented fiction did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck, and saved the day.*

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

Nailed it!

[@zock_zock9147]

Please reply to this message with "Late to what?"

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

@@zock_zock9147 Late to what?

[@irissinks1475]

No he's not late the time is just early

[@novabova07]

@@zock_zock9147 I mean... you are too though?

[@rempuia69]

@@OfentseMwaseFilms joe mama We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@phoenixdzk]

The superhero snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day Roll Credits: Man of Steel

[@zachdabeast8992]

Endgame spoilers? Iron man does a backflip and snaps thanos's neck and saves the day

[@eminemman4141]

ZachDaBeast dang it i wouldnt have guessed

[@muscularclassrepresentativ5663]

@@themultiverseproductions8492 ree

[@fubarecognition]

S P O I L E R S

[@andrewnibbi]

Nah Black Widow does a backflip and snaps his neck

[@andrewnibbi]

Her*

[@justjimmy2024]

Their reaction to,"what if they teamed up" was priceless XD probably what everyone thought about the first avengers movie

[@reptilus89]

i thought that about the first Expendables movie

[@trevorfielding7910]

I clearly remember when I first heard about the first avengers movie. Thought it was a bold move. Definitely the right move.

[@leonardodavi2695]

Shut up and take my money!

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

That was my reaction to the ending of the 2008 Hulk movie.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Considering the mcu has female fans as well, I think a few more people were excited about the mcu.

[@SpriJones]

So then Luke Skywalker did a backflip, cut off his dad's hand and saved the day.

[@kuldeepdas799]

So then Obi wan does a backflip and decapitates darth Maul and saves the day

[@roysmoothfinger]

Simply just knowing how each story ended while the begining was different was still about as entertaining for me as it was for the 2 ryans

[@masterkl16]

Video was great, do "The First Guy to Ever Charge Money for Something"

[@FelipeKana1]

I guess that one would have to be on xvideos tough, if some theories about the first transactions are to be listened to...

[@PutzShaka]

Yaaaaas

[@pewdular]

Kev Lew that will be super easy barely an inconvenience

[@pongugy9828]

yes

[@SDfan2002]

Kev Lew I would go back and convince that guy that it’s a bad idea.

[@jacobariffin07]

This is the origin of screenwriter guy, I mean look at his glasses

[@incompleteriver770]

And so, the Ryanverse unfolds

[@LuisSierra42]

wow wow wow..wow

[@LXW-Arts]

Your comment should be pinned

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Holy shit.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

That makes sense. These two guys sucked all the good stories out of him before he finally became a scriptwriter.

[@jar768jake]

Imagining a talking dog named Rufus doing a backflip, wrapping his little paws around somebody’s head and snapping their neck is pure gold in my imagination.

[@trialanderrorgaming5355]

I don't know if it was intentional but I think that's a reference to the Elder Scrolls

[@kindaraharyu7926]

He meant Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxies.

[@rizanugraha4515]

Dogs cant do backflips and snap bad guy necks tho

[@stepbackandthink]

Yeah, I mean like, who would ever call their dog Rufus?

[@trialanderrorgaming5355]

@@stepbackandthink clavicus vile would

[@MChess288]

Love how after the last story it immediately cuts to "...the day." 😂 And then a couple seconds later the third Ryan says "keep lying to us!"

[@tntforever1786]

“I lie sometimes too” “I like your glasses.”

[@onkelpappkov2666]

I'm afraid they're not for sale.

[@sharkdentures3247]

I totally thought he was going to acknowledge that line in the middle of his reply with a; Wait. . . .what? (or something) Still a fun video.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Lying is tight. Whoops.

[@becauseimbatman6916]

@@onkelpappkov2666 IT crowd

[@drkevinhart]

omg he can hear

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

*”Ok so what if some of the characters from the other stories teamed up together!?”* 👁👄👁 👁👄👁

[@Washedbog-]

So then he did a backflip, snapped his good guy fingers and saved the day

[@axyspianostudio]

@@Washedbog- so the guy that can shrink did a back flip, the magician guy snapped the bad guy's neck and they all saved the day

[@michaelnajoan5104]

Marvel be like : "That's genius! we should do that! Oh and also wouldn't it be cool if we make this stories have some set of reasoning to why they can collide with each other but we suspend the explanation to why that happens to like hundreds and thousands of comics and movies that we could sell and make people want more, even though it's not an important thing to their life?" Ryan : "Well, that last part sounds a bit suspicious, I feel like I've seen that way of marketing before when that guy in that suspicious alleyway told me about this guy that sells white powder...." Marvel : "Well we don't care we just want to rip people's money off" Ryan : "Alright you do you I guess"

[@osheridan]

666 likes 👁️👄👁️

[@zoeyzoeyjohnson9000]

Roofus, Bobby AND The ghost Wow

[@astraltempestvt]

Coming from a fiction writer, this tickles my funny bone. I always wondered if the first fiction writer was accused of extreme lies. Now I know. Thanks, Ryan.

[@machielluchtmeijer7796]

I think that's what happened with the bible, except they all believed him

[@CrashSable]

@@machielluchtmeijer7796 Stories existed WAAAAAY before the bible.

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

I've been accused of extreme lies... or something like that... I think it has something to do with the subject matter of my current project. Basically, I'm taking Ninjago and giving it tolerable dialogue and continuity.

[@badhival3779]

AstralTempest I have never heard of any of your books so your obviously not a good fiction writer if you even are one

[@fredricklindberg]

You should watch the invention of lying. it's exactly what that movie is about. the mc works as a movie creator but they only do movies about history since fiction doesn't exist. and as the first person who's capable of lying he creates a work of fiction for the first time

[@LogiSvarthofda]

I love how the stories always end with the fictional character doing a backflip and snapping the bad guys neck.

[@MrtOwlFish]

Don't forget saving the day

[@seanydayz9234]

2:41: Man of Steel 3:12: Thor 3:25: Ant-Man 3:32: Doctor Strange 3:45: Avengers (Age of Ultron, Infinity War, Endgame)

[@happyfakeboulder644]

That first one is called _superman_

[@happyfakeboulder644]

but yeah this is accurate

[@wavingdragon]

0:00: Hawkeye

[@THETHREELEMONS]

Happy Fakeboulder It 's man of steel.n😑

[@happyfakeboulder644]

@@THETHREELEMONS He could be called man of steel but superman is more recognizable and common

[@flipbookboi3856]

He atacc He protecc But most importantly... He snapped the bad guys necc

[@Cuzjudd]

Epico

[@jonahstein3034]

And saved the day.

[@arjunsatheesh7609]

He bacc flipp

[@olivialesbian1578]

And saved the day

[@vernondavenport9070]

@@olivialesbian1578 i

[@damagingbreakfast2079]

There was a guy named Ryan George *4 minutes and 4 seconds later* And then he did a backflip and snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day

[@jackbudi]

True

[@papamuller]

@Coconut Pal 4 minutes 4 seconds 444 likes of your comment. Perfectly balanced

[@accidentalaccident]

There has to be a movie or pitch meeting in this Universe of rayan’s world where a guy (with a commanding mustache)wants to put someone in a room for putting another person in a room and the hero at the end does a backflip snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day

[@ryanculp484]

Just realized the red jacket dude asked for water cuz his house was on fire

[@benedictator4763]

Well you have low IQ

[@TheMamaluigi300]

He should’ve just asked for the ability to backflip, so he can snap the fire’s neck and save the day

[@yeehee4871]

boiley boi,not gonna lie...that’s kinda rude.

[@LordPoompaDoompa]

@@TheMamaluigi300 fair enough

[@Ineedhelpig1082]

@@benedictator4763 That’s mean. Sometimes people just miss things, lol.

[@tusharg8452]

Ryan: Here's my latest "First Guy Ever" video. The entirety of the internet: GIVE US ANOTHER ONE. Immediately, please.

[@Dargonhuman]

Wait, take my last $15 first.

[@Dargonhuman]

@Coconut Pal Give them to me, I can make change.

[@meloD30]

Yes do more like this, immediately. I wanna watch it right now while I"m at work. My boss said something about my job being on fire but I don't even care, I'll deal with that later.

[@dannybenhur6123]

The First Guy Ever "To talk to himself while pretending that he is talking to someone else"

[@brucebaker810]

So it's a...lie?

[@dannybenhur6123]

@@brucebaker810 It's a designed lie meant to entertain...

[@mrsexy5680]

Danny Benhur oh that’s me :) I em lonely :(

[@slateoffate9812]

That'd be pretty funny. I disagree. Why? Eh. Kind of done to death. I can't remember a single example of that. But I can. How? You're me! I never said it made sense. *Can't we just kill them already?* SHUT UP FOUR!! Oh! Now I remember! Remember what?

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

"i lie all the time like hey i like your glasses" BURNED!!

[@emilybeck8440]

avengers endgame with (the Rock)as bobby, (Matt Damon)as the ghost, (Tom Hanks)as superman, (Johnny Depp) as Rufus the dog and (Jack Black)as AntMan. (Brad Pitt) the bad spy and all the other dudes

[@razvanefros411]

also thor

[@luminoustorus548]

and Doctor Strange

[@tomerfeller9993]

And the bad guy of course

[@akuljamwal3085]

And his neck

[@MotiviqueStudio]

Rufis needs a standalone.

[@ryanratchford2530]

1:55 I love how Red Ryan comes in asking if anyone has any water & later we find out his house is on fire 😂

[@chase2341]

Why is he so happy when he's asking them about water isn't his house on fire?

[@chrisf84]

Whoops!

[@Dargonhuman]

@@chrisf84 Whoopsie!

[@noskalborg723]

@@Dargonhuman actually that's super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@SDsc0rch]

oh.. good catch - I didn't put that together lol

[@isitanos]

Love how you portrayed how raging fans consume the material until the author has nothing left to give but still feels compelled to produce something. Very clever skit as always.

[@BlueTyphoon2017]

I mean tbf those people are very creative and they’re stories are, most of the time pretty good.

[@Hankblue]

Pretty good is relative. They’re probably pretty good compared to what you or I could write, but pretty bad compared to what they wrote initially.

[@Jalae]

*nods in agreement *clicks another video

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@Jalaeok

[@Jalae]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 you're welcome.

[@sweatydude-vp3pu]

He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day.Never gets old.😂😂😂

[@nadennight]

Ryan: "Okay, so say there's a guy with a light sword." Other Ryan: "a sword made of light?" Ryan: "Yeah, yeah. And he was standing on a wooden plank above a giant sand monster." Other Ryan: "Wow wow wow wow." Ryan: "And... then he jumped." Other Ryan: "He jumped? How did he get out of that one?" Ryan: "Well, he did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day!" ... George Lucas: "Hmm, that just might work."

[@ThePersonWhoAsks]

Mhm. George lucas' s inventions make movies what they are now.

[@tweaker1bms]

"But that sounds really hard?" "Not at all, super easy barely an inconvenience!" "Oh really?" "Yeah he uses 'The Force.'" "What's that?" "This thing that lets you do stuff!" "Oh my!" "Yeah whenever you want something done ...it does it!" "Wow wow wow...wow!"

[@sabithasajan5564]

Is dis an isekai reference

[@nadennight]

@@sabithasajan5564 Star Wars Return of the Jedi.

[@sabithasajan5564]

@@nadennight I see

[@ceiling_pancake]

“Did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day.”

[@kksepic1150]

Lmao

[@irregular_banana]

Thats awesome

[@kkamdar1796]

Wow u so watched the video

[@GMYSTERYICTNF]

That's how Man Of Steel ended

[@joelrobinson1157]

And then the bad guy did a front flip, snapped the good guys’ neck and ruined the day.

[@jacksoniansonex9235]

"Oh, my God. What happened, what happened to Bobby." "He did a backflip, snapped the volcano's neck, and saved the day."

[@Judge-1964]

You’re my hero

[@spaomalley]

“Shut up this guy’s telling lies” Hilarious

[@catlikethief1718]

Omg I died when they got all big eyed at the avengers reference

[@Robopup325]

CatLikeThief it's superman.

[@catlikethief1718]

@@Robopup325 ok I'm open to this discussion as a debate, its DEFINITELY an avengers reference when Ryan and Ryan get silent and big eyed

[@catlikethief1718]

Oh not the beginning, thats def a superman reference

[@Devil-qk6ct]

omg i died when i got hung by strangers

[@cedraws463]

Wait a talking dog named dufus is in the avengers?

[@feynstein1004]

Ryan: So I have this brilliant idea where I create new hilarious content but unfortunately I signed a contract saying I can only post it on ScreenRant's channel. Other Ryan: Whoops Ryan: Whoopsie

[@dylanduke1075]

Feynstein 100 too real 😢

[@musyrifo]

You gotta thank Screen Rant tho, Most people found Ryan by his Pitch Meetings videos on Screen Rant.

[@feynstein1004]

@musyrifo True dat

[@kirin1230]

Sad. I hope eventually he'll be able to support himself from his own channel. Or he'd get the rights to the Pitch Meetings for himself.

[@yandwl4162]

Cookie im sure hes gonna blow up eventually this guy is too funny and creative

[@stefan6347]

Fiction: lying but everyone knows that it's a lie

[@preddyshite6342]

Friction: Sliding but not on a slide

[@shrekonion8307]

Addiction: liking something but even if you dont you still have to

[@AxleBoost]

Or is it? 😏

[@roughsharkangular2034]

like 9 eleven

[@fageegomes8584]

I have watched this so many times, this is quality. If I need a laugh I just come back to it and watch again.

[@JonBow_]

I can write fiction, watch me: I have a girlfriend

[@aquatax24]

Lol. How much are you selling the story for

[@medexamtoolscom]

Well the twist ending is, that the reality is the one that has the happy ending, because you still have your money.

[@MarloSoBalJr]

"That works"

[@Nomanchesam]

And then you break her neck?

[@ragdaj]

who is going to do the backflip?

[@unrealtrailers9370]

Zack Snyder: So I have a fresh take on Superman. WB: Tell us. Tell us everything. 100 excruciating minutes later. Zack: So he snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day. WB: Genius! You handle the entire DCEU!!

[@darkwyve]

But your post is supposed to be *fiction* not how it really happened! ;)

[@ПавелПовх-з3у]

@@darkwyve just suspend your belief.

[@filipedias7284]

Man of Steel was DC's best live action movie tbf

[@jasonball3496]

@@filipedias7284 Aquaman

[@straightmalecaucasian1453]

@@filipedias7284 Shazam or Wonder Woman

[@lordsxman]

"What if the main characters from the previous stories teamed up." Other guys: 😲😨😱 😲😨😱

[@darkboy19O7]

And then they all did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day

[@thenerdterminatortnt8466]

Then Thor did a back flip and tony snapped the bad guys gauntlet and saved the day

[@PownyRider]

@@thenerdterminatortnt8466 good one.

[@Munster0001]

DAAAAAYUMMM! That's some good story telling! Here's my fifteen dollars. 💸💵💰😃

[@thenerdterminatortnt8466]

Rosa Knuffel thanks

[@NinjaGabe11B]

Dear Ryan, I've recently discovered your channel and let me just say...wow wow wow! So Good! I've been binging all of your videos for the last 4 days! Thank you for bringing some joy back into this world!

[@sandhyabele3264]

Every masterpiece: Ryan George Has its cheap copy: Seth Rogen

[@jackuk2700]

“I love that plot twist where the guy was a shed the whole time” “No he was dead....” “Thats even better”

[@jujhar.]

Fav part

[@boomslang2546]

Lol

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Woah! You watched the video too!?

[@loverose2120]

XD ikr

[@jackuk2700]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth woah! You don’t know what pointing our favourite part of the video is? That’s crazy man!

[@johnmarston2616]

I love how the third guy walks up and asks for water, and we later learn that his house is on fire.

[@ps4vortex903]

Same

[@13ROHPak]

So casual though smiling like there's no tomorrow "You guys got any waaaterr :D :D :D"

[@raydunakin]

"Fifteen dollars!" "Whoa, that is pricey!" "Yeah it is... I'm gonna pay it though, I don't care!" LOL!

[@pgnathan]

Oh yeah me too

[@Kbro1]

Take my money take it all

[@kardiaclark8111]

More! I want more!

[@Bush846]

“ snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day” after every transition that I loved

[@144digital]

"The guy that has strength and can fly snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" DCEU: "Write that down"

[@kailynmccauley5032]

OMG!!! Hahahahaha

[@adi_movic]

That is rather the MCU than the DCEU. I mean Ryan literally showed it in this video

[@144digital]

@@adi_movic I was referring to Superman snapping Zod's neck

[@adi_movic]

@@144digital Oh sorry. Yeah that's true, I thought you were talkning about the narrative

[@LXW-Arts]

Wonderwoman slicing the neck of that stephen wolf dude

[@TobyHonest420]

"So, there's a guy who can turn himself into a pickle -"

[@kksepic1150]

Then he did a backflip and snapped the badguy's neck

[@spaghetti7653]

@@kksepic1150 And saved the day

[@redefined4657]

And he's pretty big and then goes into a bread and become a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.

[@LamZL1]

@@redefined4657 was he in a bit of a pickle?

[@intention4726]

Pickle Rick!!!!!

[@mineturtleanimations2988]

And so Superman did a backflip and snapped zod’s neck

[@GvinahGui]

Ooh, snapping supervillains necks is tight!

[@katarishigusimokirochepona6611]

Guilherme It sounds difficult to pull off, but I heard it was super easy and barely an inconvenience.

[@brandongill]

... and saved the day!

[@Meanne77]

OMG, finally the video where the guy snaps the villain's neck and saves the day i see referred to in so many of your videos! :D

[@dylansmith2995]

I especially love the twist where the the guy was a shed the whole time. No, he was “dead” the whole time. Wow! That’s even better!

[@cameronx7923]

😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at that part

[@weather9405]

I like the other one where The man of steel actually snap the bad guys neck and save the day.

[@camperhater1014]

one problem... there was no backflip first

[@L3onOfKings]

@@camperhater1014 Superman is a minimalist even when saving the day. He ain't a show pony!

[@andruulrich4021]

Snapping necks and saving the day is super easy barely an inconvenience

[@talhamalik4910]

Oh really?

[@iswim7311]

Andru Ulrich no it’s tight

[@LIAuNXeNON]

@@iswim7311 yeah yeah yeah

[@turbofan450]

@@iswim7311 Whups! Whuppseyy!

[@andrescastillo7328]

Yep

[@thetruehat]

"Do you guys have any water?" "My house is on fire" little details like that make ryan's videos

[@alansmithee419]

"That guy was a shed the whole time" That's just depressing.

[@mist7295]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That had me dying

[@ldaman9281]

"Guys do have any water" "Shutup this guys telling lies" LMFAO😂😂

[@AceSpadesStudios]

engrish

[@tasmaniandebiru]

@@AceSpadesStudios angliash*

[@vadimkugushev7960]

And only now I realized that he was asking for water because his house was on fire lol

[@petrarafiki]

Will need a video about the first firefighter 😃

[@DodaGarcia]

I thought that was going to be a throwaway line, I lost it when it turned out his house was on fire

[@zildiun2327]

I love the pure awe on the 2 audience members’ faces when he says the protagonists from all the stories team up. It’s like they saw jesus.

[@mcjtls7]

John 3:16 :)

[@kingofgrim4761]

Jesus and the apostles: in, Clue 🕵️‍♂️

[@phoenixdzk]

Gonna tell my kids this guy's Kevin Feigie

[@sebastianstewart6894]

You mean holy ryan?

[@louiswhite4395]

3:50 My own shocked face i make at school

[@misterbut2x871]

1:43 i thought he was going to sing the wellerman

[@RongDMemer]

Same

[@ewadfe3705]

Lol

[@MrInvincibleOG]

I liked the part where he snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day. Might just be me though.

[@TheGuardDuck]

What about the backflips, do you like those too?

[@esmenouvelle9439]

The day.

[@justincarter2417]

Oh that part? Yea yea yea.

[@brucebaker810]

I pretty much expect all day savers to have at least a minor in gymnastics.

[@brucebaker810]

The back flipping IS cool. I didn't like the neck snapping part so much though. But maybe that's just me. I'm kinda a bad guy. So, um. Yeah.

[@paprus5972]

"Give us more!" "Yeah but it's getting really late- what if I wrote this down?" "What do you mean?" "Yeah, what DO you mean?" "Like I write a book right," "Yeah," "But the book is one of these things I was telling you" "..." "..." "I'll pay you more for the books" "Okay then!"

[@KaityKat117]

Seems like it'll be pretty difficult to do that.

[@paprus5972]

@@KaityKat117 Well you see, the payoff is crazy, because you can read the books multiple times!

[@KaityKat117]

@@paprus5972 oof. That's not the response I was looking for. o3o

[@paprus5972]

@@KaityKat117 eh. idk.

[@andreipoplauschi180]

@@paprus5972 how tho it was super easy barely and inconvenience to figure that one out

[@FtotheP]

The only Endgame trailer you'll ever need. That was so hilarious I'd actually pay for more.

[@marcov1147]

That'll be 15 dollars

[@zed9zed]

You my friend have a special talent. It's not one individual thing you do but the combation of them all that is so entertaining. Well done!

[@NicholasMonks]

"A novelist's business is lying." - Ursula K. Le Guin

[@JonnySublime]

Politicians. Lawyers. Religious leaders.

[@hero303-gameplayindonesia8]

@Balance of The hill i dont believe nothing created the universe

[@Loveyourself21072]

@@jellyfishi_ I don't believe in God but I say I believe he may not exist, I try to be nice to people who are religious :)

[@addie7477]

Honestly it doesn't matter if some people don't believe in God. I do and if the person reading this is then good for us. But we can't make everyone believe because it is there choice.

[@addie7477]

@@Loveyourself21072 also thank you for being respectful

[@AutismFamilyChannel]

This whole thing was an elaborate way to tell us that the Marvel Universe is becoming stale. Well done sir.

[@NotThatEnigma]

Or dceu started in a stale way

[@darkstorm8552]

Moon knight tho thats something u know not gonna be stale ite something different his back story is way different to any othe marvel character

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

That didn't aged well over these 9 months i guess cuz they just did some good stuff

[@kitsu-chan4237]

@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 Yeah the new movies are great, and the ones coming up seem very promising

[@askinredroads5132]

@@darkstorm8552 I mean I guess, The trailer didn’t seem all too revolutionary at all, I’m pretty sure it’ll just be a lot of cgi and dream sequences.

[@SeaGLGaming]

So there's a universe where everyone is Ryan George... *100+ episodes later* So then Ryan George did a backflip and snapped Ryan George's neck and saved the day.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Well I don't see any other possible reality than that!

[@Theos.]

Man, sounds like what the plot should have been for Attack of the Clones.

[@lilmeme3851]

Another one please

[@laurocoman]

KEEP EM' COMING!

[@rottenappple3716]

I’m so exited fir the secret agent guy, Roofus, superhero guy, lightning dude, shrinks man, and magician team up movie.

[@ZipDraw]

I was hoping this would end with the storyteller (liar) doing a backflip then snapping the bad guys neck, saving the day.

[@crazypanda_mc]

Zip Draw I love how that was basically the ending for each of the stories/lies.

[@spencermaslen2096]

Hey they should make a movie about this

[@camcam_burger]

Notice how when he was talking about Antman he didn't say snapped the bad guy's neck...

[@abandonedaccj4ckt1c4l9]

B

[@calvinkelly5940]

I would pay 15 dollars to see that

[@ultimate_lance]

Confirmed Superman is gonna save the day in endgame

[@fairystail1]

Superman will ALMOST save the day, but Batman will show up and steel the save from Superman

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

That will be awesome.

[@iamfirdous]

By doing a backflip

[@akuljamwal3085]

@@fairystail1 I see people hating batman while sitting in a cafe

[@fairystail1]

@@akuljamwal3085 eh he's okay, wish fanboys will stop saying he can do anything and will win every fight while saying he is completely mortal. personally i prefer his rogues over Batman himself though

[@jadonquarles5243]

“Hey, do you guys have any water?” “Hey, shut up. This guy is telling lies.” “ *What?* “