The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter

[@ChasehaWing]

The dalmation thing is another interesting facet of history. They were bred to be fast and strong runners, so in the old day when there were still horse drawn carriages for the fire department, the dogs would run ahead of the horses and clear the streets so the fire department would get there faster. That's why they are mascots for the fire department to this day.

[@logangrimnar3800]

But how did the dog know to go to the fire? Did the dog ever just take them to the park?

[@donaldowensiii7478]

@@logangrimnar3800 lmaoooo idk the answer but that’s funny

[@William-Morey-Baker]

@@logangrimnar3800 i imagine they just literally ran ahead of the fire fighters and were ultimately being lead from behind... imagine walking your dog, they may be in front but if well trained they are still following your direction.

[@ronjones-6977]

@@logangrimnar3800 They come around the corner and there's Sparky going to town on the neighborhood bitch. Good thing they have a hose handy.

[@JS-rv3et]

did you know they are practically deaf as well so not to hurt them when ya know EXTREMELY LOUD SIRENS go off?

[@liefnielson]

I like how in this universe, people invented high-class architecture before ever deciding there was a need for firefighters.

[@Pieter31]

or a word for water

[@GR-nz3om]

Or the word for hot stuff

[@ericaschner3283]

Clearly the most important missing word is dalmatian. The rest we can do without.

[@GR-nz3om]

But they got polkadog. Which is genius.

[@dalpz205]

@@Pieter31 You're right! Ryan designated to make hot stuff not hot might've sprayed the wrong clear, drinking stuff and been super inconvenienced.

[@lep3984]

He is truly one of the Firefighters of all time.

[@MediaMinuteOfficial]

Firefighters are *TIGHT*

[@spartenallarm2274]

@@MediaMinuteOfficial but they should get all the way of my back.

[@eoinoshea3151]

Making morbius references is super easy barely an inconvenience

[@woops9076]

The first firefighter of all time.

[@lordzuzu6437]

The First, I might add!

[@ShadyDoorags]

Something tells me this guy intentionally set his own house on fire just so he could start a new calendar genre.

[@leighbelk769]

HA!

[@Ezra_infinity]

Shady what are you doing here?!

[@TheArchangel911]

The Ryanverse has more details worked out than 90% of Hollywood scripts.

[@blackdragon6]

Because it's just one guy writing it. Hollywood usually = too many cooks in the kitchen.

[@everything5797]

I love how calm the dude is while his house burns down even going out of his way to start a business 🤣💀💀💀

[@AndrewCheshire]

Same as the first guy to break an arm, he was totally calm while telling his friend, "It hurts tremendously." LOL

[@everything5797]

@@AndrewCheshire Ikr😂😂😂

[@JS-rv3et]

capitalism man. rising from the ashes seems appropriate

[@JS-rv3et]

@@AndrewCheshire dont forget the guy who posioned himself

[@pyromaniacal13]

They're all pretty together people in Roughly, Minnesota.

[@TheMastermindman]

Being a firefighter is super hard, quite the inconvenience

[@Kaleisbord]

Actually it was very easy, hardly an inconvenience

[@Kaleisbord]

Speaking as a fire fighter with Ryan gorges face

[@MediaMinuteOfficial]

Also *TIGHT*

[@Silverr_wispp]

Love ur pfp lol

[@DeathsNitemareShepardOfHope]

Yeah but taking off your shirt is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Kinda evens things out🤷‍♂️

[@thirdeye8285]

I can't get enough of Ryan's comedy. Pure gold every time.

[@ronjones-6977]

I'm slightly peeved. I heard "abode" twice, but not a single "hence."

[@ph00xy]

Ryan is one of the best KZbinrs I decided.

[@garavonhoiwkenzoiber]

The guy he works with is pretty good too

[@les907]

Yeah yeah yeah!

[@whitewalker9862]

In my daily life I started to use "I decided" whenever I want to convince my friends into unwanted situations. It's hilarous. Thanks Ryan.

[@scratchy996]

It does sound more polite than "because I said so."

[@TheVampireAzriel]

You need to start a KZbin channel and record your shenanigans, I decided.

[@davidrees2636]

I decided to say "I decided," I decided.

[@Shawn47]

That's a good idea, I decided.

[@AlphaRW]

same

[@johnh8546]

I love how in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe they figured out how to build automobiles, modern building material manufacturing, modern home building, city planning, civil engineering, and polkadogs all before having a word for the hot stuff and the drinking stuff.

[@DynamoTwentyTwo]

I figured he wasn't going to be convinced to take this job until he discovered that the hot stuff was contagious and his house was in danger as well, but a polka-dog and never having to go down stairs is a pretty compelling benefits package too.

[@sandrasnow-balvert7766]

oh you give me a polka-dog I'll do anything you want :D

[@Rich-qs6kn]

I thought he was gonna be convinced because it would help him pick up girls

[@les907]

@@sandrasnow-balvert7766 Wait, we get polka-dogs if we do what Ryan wants? 🤔...you son if a gun, I'm in.

[@sandrasnow-balvert7766]

@@les907 well if you're in I'm in :D

[@FenchurchDent42]

Ryan and Ryan really have fantastic chemistry. They’re perfect together.

[@leonevermore4819]

I'd ship it. Nice name, by the way. You seem like the type of person who really knows where their towel is.

[@FenchurchDent42]

@@leonevermore4819 I’m a hoopy frood for sure.

[@Mibbitmaker]

It's like they've known each other their entire lives.

[@nhmooytis7058]

Interesting they both have the same name, what a coinkydink.

[@alle_namen_schon_vergeben708]

I also like when Ryan joins them

[@amyhoard1222]

That calender idea may not be that bad of an idea. I'm sure if Ryan sold "the many faces of Ryan" calendar, he would make a decent profit cause we all love the ever increasing versions of Ryan 👍

[@Dadofer1970]

A Ryan calendar would be tight.

[@ShawnRavenfire]

But the other months might be mad at December.

[@nicoleoliver607]

Especially the ones with a more commanding mustache.

[@S0NAL_]

@@Dadofer1970 with one month of it being ryan reynolds

[@DanielsCustody]

Shut up and take my money.

[@livewire1957239]

“A polka-dog if you will.” - “I will not!” Love these little nuggets of humor in what’s already a seriously funny sketch.

[@slipknot95maggot]

"You're going to be a genre of calendar" might be the single most flattering thing anybody has ever said, and Ryan just said it to himself

[@rogermwilcox]

So when's Ryan gonna put out a cheesecake calendar of all his characters?

[@joe.O7X]

If anyone was wondering, the reason that Dalmatians (polka-dot dogs) are commonly associated with fire departments and firefighters dates back to the 1800s, when firefighters used horse-drawn carriages to transport themselves and their equipment. Dalmatians often accompanied these firefighter carriages to help keep the horses on track, and also to guide other carriages off of the road so that the firefighters’ carriage didn’t collide with another persons carriage. They also often served as guard dogs at fire stations, and this has helped reinforce the connection between Dalmatians and firefighting.

[@IamaPERSON]

That’s a really interesting fact!

[@BFedie518]

I think you mean "polka-dog"

[@Geeksmithing]

We weren't.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Geeksmithing you weren’t…. What?

[@Milamberinx]

Oh... I had no idea why he wanted a polka dot dog. Is that a Canadian thing? A North American thing? I'm pretty sure it's not a British thing.

[@sethhauser4757]

It always amazes me how Ryan is able to grow another mustache over his regular mustache in order to play these roles. Truly a commitment to the craft.

[@upendaglover2559]

😆😆😆

[@Neion8]

Double the moustache, double the man.

[@EthandoesArt00]

@@Neion8 in f CC BH b bin nun g jiogo ng bb FB hi y hi bhvb CV attached hb du by no v čb by by funny gogo

[@ehjhey7]

@@Neion8 That's actually flawless logic

[@mrjones2721]

Someday he’ll play so many characters at once that one of the characters’ moustache moustache will have to grow a moustache.

[@sufdoesstuff8094]

I never thought that I'd one day watch a man convincing himself to be a firefighter and then negotiate the perks with himself Edit: It was just pointed out to me that the man on the left had a much more commanding mustache, therefore they're different people

[@santishorts]

It seems you had trouble following the plot, this was two different very distinct people with unique personalities and completely different facial hair and attire.

[@spurcalluth6300]

VERY different people. The guy who does the mano-a-firo fighting (the fire-fighter, for lack of a better term) clearly has a much more commanding moustache.

[@gamiezion]

it's a whole brave new world out there

[@amyhoard1222]

And I'm sure you never expected to enjoy watching a vid of a guy talking to himself 😂

[@sr.lontra]

Welcome to -tally hall- ryan george

[@medexamtoolscom]

When I was in kindergarten, my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I said a fireman. And she said "oh that's dangerous work you know, putting out fires". And so I said "no I don't want to be that kind of fireman, I want to be the kind of fireman that sets things on fire." So she said "No, no, no, that's not right. That's called an arsonist. The word for that is arsonist, not fireman. A fireman puts out fires." So from then on until first grade, when someone asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I said an arsonist. But for some reason, my first grade teacher didn't like that answer either and then had a conference with my parents. My kindergarten teacher was cool though, she taught me the word arsonist.

[@wesleyoldham4222]

Then when you got to high school, you read Fahrenheit 451, and it turned out your Kindergarten teacher had been lying about what a fireman's job is.

[@owoberon4947]

I mean, someone gotta start the fires for the fireman to throw drinking stuff at

[@aloysiusmaina2625]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@favoritemustard3542]

No wading through dog urine for you!

[@GuntimeStudiod]

I’m concerned

[@andrewbmurphy]

“It’s about the freakin- THAT situation!” The way this man constructs his dialogue is perfect! So genuine, yet quirky at the same time! Love u, Ryan!

[@ivoarmstrong9894]

My head canon for these videos is that everyone in the Ryan verse had most of their memories erased and whenever a problem happens one of them unlocks pieces of a memory of how to deal with that to slowly build up society.

[@Biofan813]

There’s a movie in that idea.

[@wyattmiranda3484]

When you say it like that, it sounds like a pretty cool movie idea

[@monkeyking9863]

but then where are all the giant robots? (this is a very obscure reference, good on those if you get it)

[@ler3434]

@@Biofan813 there's a pitch meeting in that idea for that movie in that idea.

[@WolfgangDoW]

Mass amnesia

[@OverflowingWithIdeas]

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT RYAN! IM SO PROUDDD

[@Zultar]

Congratulations 💜🎉

[@kainightingale253]

I thought you said “Congratulations on your engagement *with* Ryan”. So I thought he married himself like the skits in his videos 😅

[@OverflowingWithIdeas]

@@kainightingale253 That would make sense😂

[@OverflowingWithIdeas]

OMG YOU NOTICED ME! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[@OnlyAtJaMart]

First guy to get engaged

[@EthanJones2]

How you gonna fight the fire ? Ryan : I'll do a back flip, snap the fire's neck and save the day

[@vijayanand6650]

*chef’s kiss*

[@TopBlob]

the "i decided" line is so powerful it shaped humanity, society, and genre's of calendrers itself

[@DogsWithPurpose]

0:33 He almost shifted languages there

[@fetlock]

The answer to "a polka dog, if you will" is definitely always, "I will not." 😂 Looking forward to my calendar of guys who all look alike.

[@secretlybees]

They don't ALL look alike, some have strong manly mustaches while others have weak and wimpy baby ones

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

@@secretlybees Still an amazing merch idea

[@thesneak86]

@@saoirsevicteoiria2759 a ryan George calendar is an amazing idea

[@emilywilhite5807]

I neeeeeeed this calendar!

[@nemo-zl1vm]

Ryan George calendar: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmGWfZeOjMhrfqc

[@marekdyer4404]

Finally a new video. I am tired of watching the old ones. Just kidding rewatching Ryan George NEVER gets old.

[@6920cool]

barely an inconvenience

[@CoolRanchIcarus]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@crimsoncreepermc1920]

It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@heyimadino]

Wow wow wow, wow wow

[@alex.g7317]

_doesnt it?_

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

I'm glad to see that Ryan still uploads even when he doesn't have a sponsor. That is dedication to his craft.

[@jackgreenearth452]

Oh yes! That's a really generous use of his time.

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

@@jackgreenearth452 I know it promotes his watchtime for AdSense, but embedded sponsorships are the main way to make money on KZbin

[@soundscape26]

He gotta post 1 video a week, sponsored or not, I decided.

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

@@soundscape26 the first guy to have a KZbin sponsorship "You've got to check out Sandwich with a Pretty Big Pickle In It. I eat there all the time! Use my code to be guaranteed that your pickle wasn't dropped on the ground!"

[@les907]

@@soundscape26 I feel like getting on your back about why he should do this without a sponsor.

[@Simonporter89]

As a firefighter who works in your city Ryan, this was even more delightful for me than your usual comedy 😂

[@royalpain9281]

Do you have a polkadog?

[@VinceP1974]

Are you in a calendar?

[@BloodWolf227]

Have you rescued any cats from trees?

[@Simonporter89]

@Blood Wolf we don't do that anymore. The cat isn't in any danger. It'll come down eventually . But I have been on several calls where dogs were rescued after falling through thin ice on a river. It's extremely rewarding to bring them back to their families 🙂

[@rhydean693]

Ty you for doing what you do and to all your emergency service brothers and sisters.

[@Ratstronot118]

Can we all agree that that Ryan deserves 100Million subscribers.

[@ArtbyDanielP]

People in our universe: “Finding a job is hard”. Ryans in Ryan’s Universe: “You have a new job now I decided”.

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

It's not Ryan's Universe, just your regular Communist country where the government decides what job you will have and where you have to move to do it.

[@MJAYZ007]

You have a new job for me? YES SIR I DO

[@ArtbyDanielP]

People giving me random jobs is TIGHT!

[@odin8886]

As a firefighter, this is exactly accurate to how I got my job. I wish my station had a dog 😢

[@Catherinzsl]

Try negotiating for a dog when something is actively on fire.

[@upendaglover2559]

thank you for your service. i hope you win the lottery.

[@makarabaduk1754]

Your work is appreciated, Mr July

[@natachafernandes3704]

First of all, thank you for your service. Second, can't you beg for a polca dog?

[@therealJamieJoy]

WHY NO POLKA DOG?

[@YonkoDGoofy]

"I need a PolkaDog or *no* deal." I never knew I needed to hear this line. Becoming a guy specifically for fighting the hot stuff is tight.

[@RobertShepherd-kf4oe]

Poke-dog! Gotta catch em all! It's all so true. My puppy will pull us through! You'll teach me and I'll teach you, poke-dog!!!!

[@i-love-will]

Alternate title: The First Guy To Ever Be A Hotstuff fighter

[@annierichardson5296]

I got home from a long tiring day at work, and watched Ryan arguing with himself about polkadogs, and all my troubles melted away. 😄

[@chadmemes6937]

Ryan keeps me slightly more sane from his videos. Thank you Ryan.

[@zeo4391]

Chad more like Romania amirite

[@crimsoncreepermc1920]

@Failattemp011 I’m also confused.

[@chadmemes6937]

@@zeo4391 you are not right you’re the opposite.

[@avataraarow]

@Failattemp011 the countries of chad and Romania have nearly identical flags, and his profile pic has a chad flag on it

[@cinemalazare4850]

*less sane

[@Donity]

I love how Ryan tries so hard to not say "fire" or other words that haven't been "invented" yet :D

[@myscreen2urs]

That's because the "fire"is Russian. It's not a fire. It's pyrotechnic operation🙃

[@Meanne77]

This video is actuelly a prequel to the "Please Pay Attention To Celebrity Guy!" video. Society has improved, and foun d a name for the hot stuff. That's amazing.

[@SuperFlamethrower]

"The thing about the hot stuff is that it's hot."

[@HarmonicWave]

"The drinking stuff." LOL

[@etherraichu]

The world you've created that all your skits are in is amazing. Its like someone grabbed a bunch of people out of nowhere, taught them the basics of functioning in a modern society, and literally nothing else.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Im assuming this is a version of the Truman show where all of the involved never saw the outside world, nor they know it exits, and were just given a rudimentary knowlege of how life works. Its a reality show of how they slowly built a funtional society or die trying. They all also concideintally look the same, with varying degrees of mustaches. This gave place to multitude of theories about ilegal cloning or ilegal multiversal travel. Of course the producers only feed those theories cause they increased ratings.

[@crinsombone5380]

I'm training to be a firefighter and this video was very informative. I'm confident in passing the exam now

[@MrFantastic23]

I don't know if Ryan understands what joy these videos bring to my week! These and pitch meetings are some of the highlights of my week! Thank you sir for the little slice of comedy you bring every week!

[@dirgewordsmithe]

Co-signed!!!!

[@soundscape26]

Absolutely

[@Andre8521]

Agreed, I just found him and I’m binge watching! “That’s TIGHT!” … watching is barely an inconvenience

[@AshishDha]

"a polkadog, if you will" "i will NOT" ryan for president!!! :)

[@nikhill1177]

As an active Firefighter,Ryan nailed it,it "ouches" my skin

[@HomicidalTh0r]

Thank you for your service! No idea if you've actually done Brave stuff, but I'm gonna thank you anyways, I decided.

[@carolyntalbot947]

Are you familiar with the term "stolen valor?"

[@nikhill1177]

@@carolyntalbot947 An instance of a person falsely claiming to have served in the military, or of a member of the military falsely claiming to have served in hazardous conditions, in order to gain the respect and other benefits associated with such service. Googled it because I actually didn't know what it meant.

[@nikhill1177]

@@HomicidalTh0r I have only done regular stuff as per the guidelines. I get paid for what I do. I appreciate you for your words though. Thank You.

[@HomicidalTh0r]

@@nikhill1177

[@Em4gdn1m]

Setting a house on fire for a sketch is just more proof these two guys are dedicated to their craft.

[@cyanproductions4517]

Here's a fun historical fact about the actual first firefighters: In the ancient Roman Empire, Marcus Crassus had the idea for a business, along with a band of slaves he would go about southern Italy and find fires wherever he could. At that point he would offer to buy the house and then quickly put out the fire, in return receiving the property for a super cheap price.

[@francisfearsome6206]

"Find" fires...

[@Belphegorite]

@@francisfearsome6206 Hey, I found it right where I left it! Imagine that!

[@onkelpappkov2666]

"I'm a firefinder." "A firefighter?" "N- yes. Fighter. That's what I said." "Woa cool!"

[@EvilDMMk3]

Crassus he’s really interesting but no one talks about him because he was the third member of the group which had Caesar and Pompey in it. The guy was doing the demented billionaire thing back in the BC.

[@arthurdamato2668]

"Won't this property be really expensive?" "Super-cheap, barely a pittance."

[@LaughBoys]

Just wait till these dudes figure out what the hot stuff can do to hamburger meat + cheese

[@Yipper64]

I love how some of the ryan george guys just have the strangest objections and requests that just come out of nowhere. Like just "I do not want to go down stairs" not "alright well this job seems like you need to be pretty quick so we should make a way for me to get down stairs quickly" just "I dont want to walk down stairs."

[@RGC_animation]

I loved the part where the firefighter said "It's firefighting time!" and firefighted the fire and everyone clapped.

[@monkeyvszombies]

He did a back flip, snapped the fire's neck, and saved the day.

[@MrHublibubs]

Truly one of the parts ever

[@willdejong7763]

Oh. I thought everyone clapped because they saw the polka-dog slide down the pole and then heard the calendars were available. Whoops.

[@Dragonlover553]

Yeah, you could tell that it was super easy for him. Barely an inconvenience.

[@cwmaib]

Ryan always does an incredible job with the backgrounds. One of my favorites was the one where two guys were in the woods and they mention a bear and then later on you can see a bear walking in the background.

[@Hellgrinde]

God damn ryan is amazing. The witty punny amazingly accurate humor he provides should be kept as a record for future generations 😂👍

[@Supremax67]

"Then when the alarm goes off, you got to drop everything you are doing! Even if you only had 1 bite of your food."

[@colingreen5553]

Finally the long awaited sequel to the “First guy to open a hotel” sketch.

[@msmaria5039]

More of a prequel.

[@calamaricalamity6757]

@@msmaria5039 Could be the hotel guy lighting more houses on fire

[@msmaria5039]

@@calamaricalamity6757 True, original victim is dressed differently than this victim.

[@featuresnobodyaskedfor]

It's amazing how many tasks glasses ryan came up with for firefighter ryan despite his house currently having hot stuff

[@blautens]

As a former dalmatian owner (who was literally sired by the local fire dog), I totally get the idea of wanting to hang out with your dalmation all day.

[@markuhler2664]

Confused. Were you sired by the local fire dog, or was your former dalmatian?

[@mihirx27]

@@markuhler2664 I just can't help but see the Polka dots on Monsieur blautens' body.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

You mean your Polkadog?

[@KelpTheGreat]

@@markuhler2664 That's what I was going to ask! Antecedents are important. XD

[@reaper411b]

you were sired by the local fire dog???🤔🤔🤨🤨

[@FrankTheSnake]

Ryan probably has the best community on KZbin

[@danielngo2808]

Missed opportunity to have the homeowner wear the same outfit as the Ryan in "The First Guy to Ever Write Fiction" that stopped looking for water for his burning house to listen to fiction. Continuity is tight!

[@con_el_maestro3544]

It's unacceptable to live in a reality where there's no sexy firefighters calendar 😂

[@ripchain1810]

Congratulations on the engagement! We are all happy for you! 🎉

[@coinckwac120]

What are you talking about?

[@gdxnsk]

@@coinckwac120 he is talking about the massive public engagement with his new videos

[@coinckwac120]

Engagement for what I want to know so I can be happy like everyone

[@coinckwac120]

@@gdxnsk ok thanks congratulations Ryan

[@petersterlund3972]

It amazes me how he keeps making these videos as entertaining as they are

[@MaiAolei]

So, in the Ryanverse they know what a truck is, but have no name for fire.

[@benjaminchooby6760]

The real first firefighter story is hilarious

[@ZapzSports]

Love when there's a new sketch

[@catsalvaggi.galaxywolf8558]

ya

[@MediaMinuteOfficial]

Sketches are *TIGHT*

[@LadyNicoMura]

I like how theyre casually negotiating the terms of the job while the house is still burbing in the background

[@khonshugodofthenightsky2159]

"I don't like how it feels when it touches my skin!" Man, only Ryan can make this line actually funny

[@ClockworkEn]

Friend: What's the best way to describe that channel? Me: We/I decided.

[@dragonslayer9844]

I feel like this plays off of "First guy to write fiction".

[@norathemediocre]

Well hey, at least if he fails, there’s always the guy renting rooms to take a crap and pass out in

[@human3980]

Ryan George is really committed to his content he burnt down his house for a video

[@YoungTastyTV]

All of Ryan's videos are clever, but the explanation behind this one is 🔥

[@colorado841]

2:00 "We will give you a hose so you can shoot the drinking stuff on the hot stuff..." "Oh you mean vodka?" "NO! Not that drinking stuff..."

[@JacobNeff77]

I was on the edge of my seat waiting to hear about rescuing cats in trees. Thanks for not letting me down.

[@laurencefinston7036]

I wasn't going to binge watch Ryan's videos, but then I did and now I can't wait for the next product of his fertile imagination. This is the best comedy I've run across in years if not decades. My favorite genres of his videos are "The First Guy Who ..." and "The Guys Who Decide Things". He deserves every bit of his success. Long may it continue!

[@ellariel7457]

Welcome to the Ryanverse! 😊 It may or may not be the happiest place one Earth … but it definitely has the smallest gene pool. 🤣

[@laurencefinston7036]

@@ellariel7457 Thank you. His videos kept appearing in the "suggestions" and I thought they'd be corny so it took me a long time to watch the first one. After that, I was hooked. There are so many good things about them, especially the writing and acting and the technical skill involved with the green screen work and the cutting is just amazing.

[@mihirx27]

Fertile Imagination O_O

[@andiward7068]

You're going to love his Pitch Meetings.

[@laurencefinston7036]

@@andiward7068 Thank you for the reply. Actually, that was part of my binge watching, which I've already done. They're very good, of course, and they got better over time, but I like the two genres I mentioned best. Ryan deserves hazard pay for watching all those terrible movies and figuring out all the plot holes. And it's amazing that it make sense to talk about different "genres" when it's one man with about a zero budget and one camera and a green screen in his basement!

[@OptimusPhillip]

Just a PSA: don't count on firemen to get your cats out of trees. They generally try not to occupy themselves with tasks that make it difficult for them to... you know, respond to fires. Cats stuck in trees can usually get down on their own given enough time. If your cat does need help getting down or is in some kind of danger, you'd be better off contacting animal control, your local shelter, or even a tree care service. EDIT: point of clarification, rescuing a cat from a tree is dangerous. If the cat panics and starts struggling, it can cause you to fall from the tree or the ladder. If you do decide to try it yourself, at least take some precautions and have someone nearby in case you fall. In general, however, it's probably safer to get professional help.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Or, you know, just climb on the damn tree yourself!

[@Marontyne]

Yes. My wife called them to help with one, and they straight up said no. lol

[@myscreen2urs]

I like to call my local lumberjack when this happens. The cat gets down and we have plenty of firewood for the entire neighborhood. We're running out of trees though🤔

[@advokatie]

@UCJ4VfUv_9R7pKHKRHFAcPMg haha yes german

[@OptimusPhillip]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 I've heard it's actually dangerous to try and extract a cat from a tree without training. If the cat panics and struggles against you while you're trying to climb down, you could either get stuck yourself or fall off. It's a job best left to the pros.

[@CowbellStudioss]

I love how the guy just straight up doesn't notice that there's a house on fire

[@heidiwood3142]

I’m seriously living for this content it’s brilliant I can’t believe this much enjoyment and laughter is free

[@not_dark_lord]

The Hotel guy started the fire in the basement.

[@expiredmilk9239]

0:53 Ryan George violently swearing

[@MrTimn-ks6sk]

“Is it building you a new house?” Hahahahaha, I really love your videos, the naming stuff ones are probably my favorite. Thanks for the laughs.

[@con_el_maestro3544]

At least now we know what was going inside the mind of that girl who was smiling at the camera in front of a burning house on that famous meme... She was smiling at the sexy fireman 😂

[@JayBigDadyCy]

In case you're wondering why they chose dalmatians - it's because they were good with horses as well as having a genetic mutation that makes most of them partially or completely deaf. So loud noises like sirens or people screaming didn't scare them. Them being calm kept the horses calm as well (or so I've read). Pretty cool though.

[@gigachad0074]

Legends say that house is still burning and Ryan and firefighter man are arguing over pokedox dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@flamboyantwarlock7101]

So does this mean we can look forward to the Ryan-verse Fireman Calender? Its cool if its just that guy, I know starting a business can be hard.

[@jamielondon6436]

I once asked a firefighter whether they actually do the cat thing, and he replied that no, cats always came down on their own eventually, or - and I quote: "Have you ever seen a cat skeleton on a tree?" :-D

[@zerosumgame5700]

Ah, I always respected the Firefighter, risking their life to rescue a gerbil, saving memories and homes. I recall a story about how one firefighter got killed by someone out to kill a hero, and when the higher ups wanted to increase safety protocols for firefighter safety, the firefighters themselves said "nah, I'd rather risk it, this will slow our response times." or something along those lines.

[@jenniferp403]

How does Ryan George keep topping his own humor? Now that I think about it, he HAS to be the one to keep topping his own humor cuz no one else can do it. Humor Level 10!

[@anthonyadame9226]

Congrats on everything Ryan, love your work. Keep it up. Edit: Ryan has whole genres of calendars from all the different jobs he has. Homie has more jobs that Johnny Sins at this point lol 😆.

[@markuhler2664]

Hanging my head in shame that I get that.

[@jacquelineking5783]

He has more jobs than Barbie.

[@caitrionamcgee114]

More jobs than Miss Rabbit.

[@theonebman7581]

It's funny because my cousin volunteers as a firefighter and the majority of calls/jobs they get is getting cats out of trees- *I thought that only happened on cartoons lmao*

[@KingKom1996]

As a firefighter I can say this is still how the job is done

[@agneykr9431]

Thanks!

[@MrGUnit27]

You should make a video about the first guy to ever call 911. That would be hilarious! Love your videos, Ryan! Keep up the good work!

[@MrKrzys01]

Literally anything with these guys is comedy gold.

[@ericaschner3283]

Ryan and Ryan is the best comic duo ever

[@MediaMinuteOfficial]

Gold is *TIGHT*

[@liminalusername]

Congrats on the engagement. Thanks for always making my month :) Never stop

[@austinlahr2501]

I feel like he didn't want to get too gruesome but a "and people will be screaming..." joke would have been funny too. Either way keep it up love your content!

[@brumbybailey6599]

As a firefighter, i approve. Such a let down my station doesn't have a pole... And we're not allowed to rescue cats in trees. But there was a call out to a dog down a wombat hole 😆

[@pedrovallefin8406]

How did the dog got there?

[@akamal92]

Aww sick is the new catchphrase, he decided.

[@SonicDavid]

Yeah I’m pretty sure this is the only possible scenario that could of created firefighters

[@KatFuzzOfficial]

SonicDavid what are you doing here😂

[@jandkharrison]

These videos always never fail to make me laugh

[@jacobduffney11]

As someone who has had a fire destroy my home. I feel like this is actually how firefighters are trained

[@DanteYewToob]

I love the insinuation that this world of clones just spontaneously blooped into existence fully formed and modern and is just figuring shit out as they go. Like some kind of clone Truman show or something… lmao

[@NakAnderso]

Ryan George is the funniest man to ever live. No one beats him. Not even Ghandi

[@ClintsReptiles]

Why would that be a thing?!? Because fighting the hot stuff is hot stuff I decided.