First non Ten-Minute episode. Which feels weird. Next episode is 'The Great Terror: Stalin's Purge' and will be out on Saturday. Thank you all for watching.
@danielakinbobola36595 жыл бұрын
Could you please do a video on the wars against Louis XIV and a video on the Punic Wars?
@cattycyoutube5 жыл бұрын
And that explains the name change.
@CannedBread-mz2tx5 жыл бұрын
Love the whole “New Direction” thing the channel is going in! Really excited for the new content!
@justtheworst.67955 жыл бұрын
I love your videos in general, and either way, shorter or longer, you still make great content! One side note, in 1839, the Qing Dynasty still had "Outer Manchuria," it would only cede it over to Russia after the Second Opium War.
@fatehkhan92695 жыл бұрын
It's ok good luck
@danielw.83565 жыл бұрын
"The British were furious that the Chinese could tell the British what to do in China" LMFAO
@DomanicGamingYT5 жыл бұрын
They did it everywhere
@peterjones80875 жыл бұрын
@@liyi0708 of what exactly?
@averagecoloniser45865 жыл бұрын
Newtus minder they have a law saying it’s illegal to reincarnate so enjoy that snippet of knowledge
@Admiral45-105 жыл бұрын
Let's make it Eastern-European: ,,Soviets vere furious, that the Poles could tell the Soviets what to do in Poland"
@flybeep16615 жыл бұрын
Kinda the same reason why they left the EU. They were mad they couldn't tell the entire EU what to do according to what they want and somehow those crybabies turned that into them being "oppressed" by the EU. Never mind all the exceptions to rules the Brits were granted. Idiots.
@alexpayne27644 жыл бұрын
"Britain was furious that the Chinese thought they could tell them what to do, in China." I love this so much
@croweater68143 жыл бұрын
Angry redcoat noises.
@captaincookie27853 жыл бұрын
Timestamp for ya: 0:30
@fuck_Russian_bots3 жыл бұрын
It's funny though he goes on to point out this is because of how the Chinese saw the British as barbarians. He doesn't cover the beginning when China was selling silk and tea to the British and all the silver British pounds were all ending up in China because China would not allow reciprocated trade. Hoarding to break the British empire. So the British fought back by selling them drugs and bombarding the Chinese coast line. The Chinese in China also were and are still very racist towards "round eyes". No one was on their best behavior back then. Britain did just take what it wanted and deployed less than honorable tactics, but all is fare in love and war. You should expect anything.
@PhoenixTheEditor363 жыл бұрын
That’s the British empire for you
@Randi-h5q3 жыл бұрын
@@fuck_Russian_bots back in the old days I think just about every major civilisation / regional power from the Greeks, Egyptians, Romans, Chinese and Japanese etc., deem foreigners of other ethnicities as barbarians. Frequent raids on the frontier by foreign enemies and the lack of international trade probably hardened those beliefs further. As for the trade imbalance with Qing China, I think it's because China had all the agricultural and natural resources to make whatever they wanted already; and what it really wanted was the industrial tech from the West which China didn't have. Essentially, the same trade imbalance reason as the West's current trade war with China.
@adeptkhristossilvae26014 жыл бұрын
Pablo Escobar: biggest drug lord to ever live. Britain: "France, hold my bloody Earl Grey"
@botmexicanpatriot4 жыл бұрын
That would literally be El Mencho
@Delgen19514 жыл бұрын
@Zeke Spears Do not need Opium poppies just as big Pharma, they synthesize it from cheap stock. Also there bosses fear, after the FDA pulled liescine and sent the FBI to investage them, Noe Big Pharma bosses in jail.
@simsportif3 жыл бұрын
France: *Throws Earl Grey into the channel* woopsie?
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_2 жыл бұрын
@@simsportif lmao that would be such a French move.
@ericbrown11012 жыл бұрын
@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ or the Americans. It worked in Boston lol.
@rexcorvorum42625 жыл бұрын
The Chinese: Can you please stop selling drugs. The British **drops tea** how dare you tell us what to do in your country!
@graysonguinn19435 жыл бұрын
Newtus minder How does the British boot taste?
@mrcaboosevg60895 жыл бұрын
They were all racist so they can get fucked for all the British care. False sense of superiority is why they got beaten so bad, irony is not much has changed
@festethephule75535 жыл бұрын
@@mrcaboosevg6089 Technically xenophobic.
@mrcaboosevg60895 жыл бұрын
@@festethephule7553 Technically racist. They saw themselves above non ethnic Chinese people which is racism, Xenophobic is like the German hating the slavs who are the same race
@arnold37685 жыл бұрын
@@mrcaboosevg6089 what? Germans aren't slavs lol.
@mattj.77564 жыл бұрын
I love how instead of a field of daisies, you have a field of poppies because poppies produce opium seeds.
@u2-tv899 Жыл бұрын
🤨 💭 Hmmm Oooh lord🤦♂️!… Any story about about Western nations invading Asia, Africa, America, Middle East, Pacific, etc… always excruciating… Afterwards, they’d send Priests into that territory to continue spread their evil spirits… Western civilization acting like world police officers but they’re the robbers, thieves, criminals, etc…
@charlieross46748 ай бұрын
Not opium seeds... The actual unflowering poppy pods are scored with special knives in the morning and the latex that weeps out is collected with another curved knife-like tool in the evening. That latex dries and that is opium, not the seeds. Poppy seeds do contain a number of alkaloids though and a very dangerous tea can be stewed from them. Dangerous because the actual variety and amounts of the various alkaloids are impossible to know before drinking it, so it's possible and very easy to overdose on it.
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un5 жыл бұрын
I was travelling through China a few days ago. Beautiful mountains there. Now I'm in Hanoi watching this with Donald
@samdoesvids13395 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong-un are you using a VPN supreme leader?
@kingusernamelxixthemagnificent5 жыл бұрын
Are you feeling ronery ?
@shahsoftinc.24595 жыл бұрын
U on honeymoon with trump?
@j.fernandes65854 жыл бұрын
Did you get Corona, supreme Leader?
@Captain_FAIL4 жыл бұрын
HMMMMMMMM
@baraxor3 жыл бұрын
Watching the mighty Chinese Empire being BTFO by the much smaller British forces forced the Japanese to re-examine their policy of isolationism, and the outcome of the First Opium War was a big factor in their accepting Matthew Perry's trading demands in order to gain the technology to defend themselves.
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_2 жыл бұрын
That's interesting. The Japanese really took advantage of that. Beating the Russian Navy decades later, building an empire, then attacking the Pacific Fleet in Pearl Harbor, then further expanding their empire. All within a 100 years or so.
@TorontoWire2 жыл бұрын
@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Japan really became infamous and regarded as one of the best armies just because China really botched their defense against Britain.
@Rowlph88882 жыл бұрын
@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ Isn't it amazing that if you trace the antecedents to virtually every eventual horrific action, involvving modern history, it's traceable to something the Brits did originally
@benc.31282 жыл бұрын
@@Rowlph8888 well yeah. That makes sense since the Brits were the dominant power on every inhabited continent, except South America and maybe Europe
@XXXTENTAClON2272 жыл бұрын
@@benc.3128 they still dominated South America , blocked all the slave trading and literally entered ports of countries to seize slave traders. They just didn’t colonize beyond Guyana, instead opting to make deals with other countries to keep their navy there in exchange for money
@johnronald97674 жыл бұрын
When guns have been around for 400 years, but your emperor says that you can beat the barbarians with your pokey stick
@hiimryan23884 жыл бұрын
John Ronald Gun expensive Sharp stick cheap
@AnkaraMessi-p8g3 жыл бұрын
@پیر الکساندر خان Agreed. If the military of China was anywhere near the Dynasty of Song, the British army would be frickin dead lmao
@MrIronhat3 жыл бұрын
@@dauzlee2827 Ironically, gun's biggest advantage at this point is still the fact they are easy to train with. Given china's massive resources they could probably have trained an army of more deadly archer but at high cost. You still need good cannon, thou.
@dauzlee28273 жыл бұрын
@پیاده نظام خان Qing are not very corrupt before opium wars
@JostVanWair2 жыл бұрын
@@MrIronhat More deadly archers? LMFAO, blow me if your army of arches can beat a highly trained army equipped with caplock muskets of which they can reload 4 times a minute...
@Crystal_Moon2482 жыл бұрын
"China would pay Britian what is technically known as a buttload of money." "In return the Chinese got sweet nothing." Genius.
@vlad-ns6yt5 жыл бұрын
I like that you are branching out, gettig rid of that name that was keeping your productivness in a cage. Hopefully, not only will you be able to post more often, but most importantly, also be able to make higher quality videos. NEVER FORGET Quality > Quantity
@HistoryMatters5 жыл бұрын
That's the plan. Basically there'll be about 8 minutes of video per week but the topics will be much broader. For example next week I'm doing a video on the 1956 Hungarian Revolution and then one why South Africa gave up its nuclear weapons. The format is allowing me to continue doing overview stuff and also branch into asking deeper questions. I'm thinking of doing a video on the historicism of Shield-Maidens, just as another example. It's very exciting for me.
@pedrofecher5 жыл бұрын
also, slow down will ya? since now you're not restricted to 10 min you could talk more slowly, which really helps when the history gets complicated. Especially when there's text on the screen
@ugosmith75295 жыл бұрын
@@HistoryMatters Might I suggest a monthly, bi-monthly or ad-hoc, slightly longer format video to allow you to tackle more complex and packed topics?
@alex_zetsu5 жыл бұрын
I actually prefer the 10 minute format. It was your Brand. I don't mind if your release times are slower if that's what it takes to go to the old format. I do agree quality > quantity, but it doesn't seem like shortening the videos actually improves your drawing or the script. If anything, the new plan on constant releases will make it more difficult to raise quality.
@edwardglass96024 жыл бұрын
The Chinese Army certainly forgot...
@ElladanKenet4 жыл бұрын
Trade Official: Soooooo, they dumped our goods in the harbor again British: Wait, this feels familiar.... Trade Official: How should we respond?
@gavinthegreatgavinthegreat974 жыл бұрын
lol
@mikicerise62503 жыл бұрын
British: Oh, you know, the usual.
@Swan_River_Cowboy3 жыл бұрын
@@mikicerise6250 *Rule Britannia starts to play as the british ships starts going in land*
@Someone-mt7mp2 жыл бұрын
True but technically when it was dumped in Boston Harbor, they were British at that point in time. These were Chinese so the gloves were very much off.
@ryansearle61573 ай бұрын
Well the British response to the Boston Tea Party was still very harsh. The British imposed martial law on Boston and basically banned them from importing anything until they paid for the tea which took quite a toll on their trade-based export economy.
@oldgringo20014 жыл бұрын
3:19 Nemesis wasn't "HMS"; it belonged to the British East India Company--and it was made of iron. Plus, it was a steamship, so it had no trouble chasing war junks up-river to finish them off.
@akend44262 жыл бұрын
*Ahem* I believe you meant that SHE belonged to the East India Company.
@itaybron5 жыл бұрын
Tea: *exists* Britain: give me the plant.
@agentwash15 жыл бұрын
China: Destorys British Opium. Britain: Welcome to the Pax Britannica.
@al-uc7cb5 жыл бұрын
will you cover the falklands?
@HistoryMatters5 жыл бұрын
Definitely at some point.
@johnanth5 жыл бұрын
@@HistoryMatters And yet you said you will never conclude your English/British history series :'(
@sircoloniser54544 жыл бұрын
Here il cover it Footy bois I want dem British islands Leafy bois NO Footy bois okay dictator bad dem islands should be mine
@giovanni8484 жыл бұрын
Hello wait what when did he say tha
@OGrandomunknownperson4 жыл бұрын
@@sircoloniser5454 hœ
@XXXTENTAClON2273 жыл бұрын
“What do we get?” “Very funny” I love this channel and it’s British dry humour
@cardenas89953 жыл бұрын
“Pablo Escobar was the most powerful drug trafficker in history ” The East India company: * uncomfortable silence *
@flashers.52125 жыл бұрын
As a firm history buff & would be academic (because history really matters) I have to wonder....how do you manage this? I’ve never failed to be impressed by your brilliant mini documentaries.
@lordedmundblackadder93213 жыл бұрын
moral of the story: never throw British stuff in the water unless you're American
@jasonr89673 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they were British before they were American.
@derekchristenson57113 жыл бұрын
That ONE time! How come nobody counts all the times we DIDN'T throw British stuff into the water!
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonr8967 True. If I am not mistaken, the British supposedly spoke in an accent that the colonists spoke which is what current American English sounds like. The British accent evolved further since then. So yeah, basically they were British.
@12jswilson2 жыл бұрын
Still started 8 years of grief for us. Even if you do win, the British make you suffer for it
@12jswilson2 жыл бұрын
@@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ more specifically I believe the modern southern American accent is closest to colonial era English, not Standard American English that's heavily influenced by German immigrants
@iliakaikaci5 жыл бұрын
I didn't knew that you changed your name,i was suprised by familiar voice
@BryanTerran5 жыл бұрын
Same. I saw that I had a video called History Matters in my feed and I thought, "I don't know that I'm familiar with that channel, but hey I like history videos so I'll give it a watch." As soon as I started, I immediately recognized who it is ^_^
@juampapaleta5 жыл бұрын
What was the name before?
@Heligoland3604 жыл бұрын
@@juampapaleta 10 minute history
@spartanx92935 жыл бұрын
1:15 arrogance like that leads to the death of empires
@SU-4523 жыл бұрын
Poor America is declining
@spartanx92933 жыл бұрын
@@SU-452 eh we're fine I think everyone's just freaking out too much besides China's due for a complete and total population collapse in a few decades
@bobjones29593 жыл бұрын
@@spartanx9293 That's a bit of an exaggeration mate. A crisis, maybe. Going to be tough going for their economy. "Collapse" is stupid alarmist/sensationalist BS lol
@spartanx92933 жыл бұрын
@@bobjones2959 is it China has discouraged population growth due to their one child policy there is no stigma against having more than one child and girls were not favored so now there was a massive amount of Chinese men who will likely never get married as the women who do exist are extremely picky and considering you need to have at least two children one to replace mommy and daddy they're likely not going to be able to replace their population in time and as more and more of their population moves towards retirement age they're going to lose the majority of their workforce and they will immediately begin to stagnate that's a population collapse
@bobjones29593 жыл бұрын
@@spartanx9293 it's a decline.
@johncarterofmars475 жыл бұрын
I've been a big fan of this channel for a long time, It's great to see someone make such quality videos about times in history that are sometimes overlooked. Keep up the great work mate.
@JoshSweetvale2 жыл бұрын
3:20 Did you catch that? That's a MODERN(ish) IRONCLAD. Against medieval wooden ships.
@mukhtarsyajaratun10252 жыл бұрын
To be fair the Qing military is still stuck in the 1600s especially their navy which was almost considered nonexistence ever since the isolationist policy began
@Genubath12 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Order guy to defeat British Step 2: He doesn't defeat the British Step 3: Fire guy Step 4: Hire new guy Step 5: Repeat
@TheGhostbuster19894 жыл бұрын
China: Destroys some Opium. *Rule Britannia plays in the background.*
@gutsjoestar74504 жыл бұрын
it's Called Pax Britannica
@KnightSlasher5 жыл бұрын
Proves that the war on drugs is our greatest war
@bilbobaggins47855 жыл бұрын
Or if you are British the war to sell drugs
@justafaniv10975 жыл бұрын
Proves that the war on drugs can be won... If you're the one selling the drugs.
@mankytoes5 жыл бұрын
@@bilbobaggins4785 Honestly we are almostly comically evil in this one. "Shit, we've got a cashflow issue". "Why don't we start selling heroin? I hear that's rather profitable". Breaking Bad- colonial powers edition.
@bilbobaggins47855 жыл бұрын
@mankytoes it was just a bit of colonial banter!
@watching991343 жыл бұрын
@Steve0 It has nothing to do with the war on drugs which has been an abysmal failure (and always will be, you cannot terrorize people into not wanting to feel good).
@aragonnetje5 жыл бұрын
"Unequal treaties" well i don't recall many peace agreements after war being "equal" to the loser
@Admiral45-105 жыл бұрын
The ,,Riga Conference" was not equal towards the winner...
@alexg47115 жыл бұрын
there are some peace treaties were a country if was forced to give up land but was compensated with money
@Admiral45-105 жыл бұрын
@@alexg4711 in Medieval times, mostly in times of wars between Czechish Kingdom and Polish Kingdom, mostly in XIth Century. Czechish King Bretislaus let the Poles get the Silesia, but for the tribute for it (it was a tax, that one king pays to another).
@mrbisshie4 жыл бұрын
The US at least paid Spain for their colonies, after they beat Spain in the Spanish-American war. Probably because the US actually slightly cared about their relationship with Spain, lol.
@l.3374 жыл бұрын
a country that goes to war over its drug dealers, nothing to be proud of there.
@AncientAccounts5 жыл бұрын
Narcos 2, china boogaloo
@nickmcgargill62164 жыл бұрын
*Lin Zexu:* "So I heard a story of these rebels in America who threw some tea overboard as an act of defiance against these British rebels. I'm sure we will experience the same amount of success." But fun fact: No.
@AnkaraMessi-p8g3 жыл бұрын
yeah, but they were weakened by the opium. Though the Qing Dynasty's military was nowhere near the Tang and Three Dynasties, so I don't know if the Qing Dynasty's military are enough to hold the British Forces off. (they were already weak on their own)
@fsdds14883 жыл бұрын
@@AnkaraMessi-p8g if they still had the strength half a century ago, Qing military during Qianlong's time were still quite capable, but things degrades fast during peace time.
@aylchan82483 жыл бұрын
"Rebels" fighting "rebels"
@thanhhoangnguyen47542 жыл бұрын
@La Côte Napoleon III learn from his mistake of his uncle smart not to do any serious enough that will angry the British in the long run.
@mxcxrons56372 жыл бұрын
"Britain was furious they could tell them what to do in china" That is the most british word i haver ever heard
@calebsmith76335 жыл бұрын
This is a great formula for your channel. I can see you doing 5 minute videos over singular conflicts or battles that can fit the format while retaining the infamous 10 minute format. Love the videos
@PtolemyJones4 жыл бұрын
Not many wars with a less moral reason for starting, imagine in Mexico demanded the right to see Heroin in the US, by military force.
@viesturs63214 жыл бұрын
Times were crazy back then.
@chocomilo16284 жыл бұрын
@@viesturs6321 still as much as crazy in today times but more concealed
@croweater68143 жыл бұрын
Chinese supremacy attitudes was also a valid reason. Racial supremacists deserve everything they get. Her we are 200 years on and Han supremacist attitudes are back on the rise.
@anderskorsback41043 жыл бұрын
To liberals of the time, free trade and other economical freedoms were actually often seen as moral issues. As absurd as it seems, there were actually people arguing for the righteousness of British gunboat diplomacy based on such a premise.
@maxthexpfarmer39573 жыл бұрын
@@croweater6814 annoying, but not a valid reason for war or law-breaking
@romeforeverr2 жыл бұрын
0:11 I’m pretty sure the Qing still owned outer manchuria at this time
@masterdeetectiv9520 Жыл бұрын
Yes, they lost it after the 2nd opium war
@dwong924642 жыл бұрын
A few points: The Qing Dynasty was ruled by the Manchurians. To most Chinese, who are Han, the Qing was not considered a Chinese dynasty. It was seen more like the period of Mongol rule. Lin Zexu, while a Qing official, was a Han. Part of the reason he confiscated the opium is because he saw the damage it was doing. In fact, part of the reason opium was even being imported was that the Manchurians saw opium as a way of subduing the Han. Also, Lin is the surname, not Zexu, and he is revered among many Chinese. Lastly, the reason the Chinese army was so poorly armed is not because of a lack of technology, but it was because the Manchurian didn't want a strong army, since the bulk of the army were Han, and if well-armed, they could more easily overthrow the Manchurians.
@dwong924642 жыл бұрын
Otherwise, I appreciate this video, as I have the rest of your work.
@masterdeetectiv9520 Жыл бұрын
Yeah its very possible a Han chinese empire would have done things differently
@John-Larp Жыл бұрын
Manchurians are Chinese so it's the same.
@bcvetkov85345 жыл бұрын
You have to do the second one now. I'm excited for the future of your channel. Honestly you blow extra history out of the water.
@Ritz_Quackers5 жыл бұрын
The original ‘War on Drugs”.
@absolutumiocus27493 жыл бұрын
More like war for drugs
@NmaeUnavailablesigh9 ай бұрын
Britain entered the war on drugs, on the side of drugs
@noytelinu5 жыл бұрын
It is so weird having it be not 10 minutes. :(
@no.66609 ай бұрын
I miss the days when the videos where always 10 minutes. Now it’s just short form content
@gcnelite59835 жыл бұрын
The walk cycles are so funny because the characters just waddle out of nowhere holding signs
@uchujin58815 жыл бұрын
Ok so this has nothing to do with the actual history of any of this, but the name HMS nemesis is cool as hell
@generaladvance58124 жыл бұрын
Royal navy ships have pretty cool names usually. Illustrious, Victorious, Dragon & Victory etc. Mostly place names these days which aren't quite as exciting.
@generaladvance58123 жыл бұрын
@@curtiswhyte3297 I stand corrected those are in fact really good names. It's hard to pick a favourite out of those. Maybe Audacious or Ambush.
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_3 жыл бұрын
HMS Nemesis does sound cool. You know you are boned if the enemy has an advanced ship named Nemesis.
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_3 жыл бұрын
@@generaladvance5812 Also HMS Dreadnought
@ascalon99135 жыл бұрын
No mention of the preluding tea-silver crisis in Britain?
@scarletcrusade775 жыл бұрын
^ This is a big reason why they went to war because of the unfair middle men called Hongs, that made trade with china super expensive for China plates and tea which the UK wanted a lot of. So to balance this they sold loads of opium to a market that already was hooked on it, the Brits didn't just force it on none drug users there must have been a market for them to sell to in the first place. So they did that to get silver back from the Chinese since they only traded in silver so they could buy what they wanted. Shame that 10 minute history didn't mention all of this rather than making Britain sound like drug dealing imperialists who did it for laughs.
@grantm69335 жыл бұрын
Definitely an important context!
@rebecca46805 жыл бұрын
@@scarletcrusade77 You seem to have forgotten that OPIUM WAS ILLEGAL and Britain SMUGGLED it into China to sell it. The British had a monopoly over opium-growing in India and the British East India Company and other British companies smuggled it across the border in classic drug cartel fashion.
@scarletcrusade775 жыл бұрын
@@rebecca4680 Well yeah they smuggled it into china even though it was illegal, I never said the British were saints, they were doing it dirty because the Chinese ware doing them dirty. Having a monopoly on China wear and black tea which was in super high demand in Victorian Britain so they did what they did to get what they wanted, since Chinese traded in Silver only they have to get it somehow. So they sold opium to people who wanted it. Could have been easily avoided if they didn't make trade so hard with the British.
@rebecca46805 жыл бұрын
@@scarletcrusade77 . So China was "playing dirty" by controlling their own commodities and products? If it's your stuff, you can set the price; that's not "playing dirty". If you can't get business because the price is too high, well that's the consequence of setting your price, but it's still your right to set the price at whatever you want. The British were the only ones playing dirty by operating drug cartels and illegally selling opium in China.
@Transmission_Rory5 жыл бұрын
1:22 And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston.
@bgclo5 жыл бұрын
Pitt the Elder!
@Transmission_Rory5 жыл бұрын
bgclo LORD PALMERSTON!!!
@mankytoes5 жыл бұрын
I have no idea if the Siimpsons writers are really interested in British 19th century history, or just picked some random names, but there's an extra nerdy joke there in that the debate is usually Disraeli v Gladstone in that era.
@nandinhocunha4405 жыл бұрын
Churchill?
@Transmission_Rory5 жыл бұрын
@@nandinhocunha440 Impeach Churchill!
@MrDirigible4 жыл бұрын
If you pause at 0:20 you can barely make out "ags" on the box sinking, which I assume is "tea bags" well played. Love the attention to detail lol.
@grimspound79812 жыл бұрын
A ship like the Nemesis was the equivalent of having a B-29 Superfortress when your enemy had no aircraft to speak of.
@dwaynecunningham21642 жыл бұрын
Dude these videos are so awesome. Keep them rolling
@overlordmgcover22623 жыл бұрын
Virgin chinese conscript: I have fought some bandites with my pointy stick. Chad british professional soldier: I have seen things...
@fsdds14883 жыл бұрын
Superchad Mysorean firework man: And now we mount a big firecracker on our pointy stick.
@FBI-A16 Жыл бұрын
The British Empire is literally the biggest drug cartel in history 😂
@aleksandarvil57185 жыл бұрын
3:00 **Gun beats spear** *S A V A G E!*
@theRecOiil5 жыл бұрын
Love the new format, keep up the great work. Would love to see a video on the medici family or the history of florence
@RowanProductions5 жыл бұрын
I really like this new format, teaching history in a concise way. Keep going with it!
@Captain_Yorkie14 жыл бұрын
Britain: War to sell drugs USA: War against drugs Britain: Be like your father and sell drugs USA: No drugs are bad Britain: Drugs = money USA: No Britain: Dam it
@slaaneshshewhothirst91364 жыл бұрын
Nah USA prefers to bring some of their Corpora... *cough* freedom instead.
@OldWestGunslinger-vs9mx8 ай бұрын
CIA: sweating nervously.
@state_song_xprt5 жыл бұрын
I love that the China background just reads "China China China China China China"
@specialunit04284 жыл бұрын
Basically the Chinese and British had the same belief: "Everyone must live under the Emperor/King/Queen"
@someiwong60664 жыл бұрын
So you means Hong Kongers just leave one Kingdoms to other Kingdoms?
@Rowlph88882 жыл бұрын
@@someiwong6066 From what you constantly are now, they were much happier, as a British protectorate
@LexIconLS2 жыл бұрын
The British Empire using a ship called Nemesis during a war where they're trying to force another country to let them sell a potent narcotic that's ruining their country is peak Bond villain. The irony.
@laurenskoenjer84 Жыл бұрын
I'm often in a Wikipedia black hole, reading about historical events and people. And this happens with this channel as well. I LOVE IT!
@CB04085 жыл бұрын
You can do a Five Second History exploring the role of the Maginot Line in WW2
@justafaniv10975 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Discourage the Germans from invading Alsace Lorraine. Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit. Step one was a rousing success. Everything else though...
@walsh90805 жыл бұрын
@@justafaniv1097 Step 2, Germans invade Belgium and take France anyway.
@exterminans5 жыл бұрын
Yeah this channel sold out and went down the drain!
@nandinhocunha4405 жыл бұрын
France had a line It no good Belgium hate it
@mrcaboosevg60895 жыл бұрын
The Germans thought "fuck that" and went round, that's basically it
@Roadtotekkengodkazuya4 жыл бұрын
Tell me why a 4 minute video is better than the 30 minute video that my teacher sent me to do a short summary on
@vladimirchylik67543 жыл бұрын
China: Most of our ships are so-called Junks. Britain: SEND THE BEHEMOTH. China: I hope you don't mean the HMS Nemesis. Britain: SEND THE NEMESIS.
@Bigpossum455 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this was the best rebranding. The name "Ten Minute History" was attractive to new subscribers. You can make content under the brand name that doesn't literally fit the name while staying in line with the mission statement of (I'm supposing), "The dissemination of historical knowledge". Yet, this is a good name. I wish you well in all your future endeavors.
@Krasipol5 жыл бұрын
i want the "fun fact: No" stuff back. plsplsplspls. Fantastic video as always.
@suhnih4076 Жыл бұрын
1839: britain invades china to continue drugs 2026: america invades mexico to stop drugs
@DavidRSAT5 жыл бұрын
I’m just waiting for one of the figures to hold up a “lol opium” sign.
@garyborg23455 жыл бұрын
Loving your videos man! Will you cover the great siege of Malta 1565?
@dudesayingthings2 жыл бұрын
"Civilizing force" my foot.
@ggpavi4 жыл бұрын
China: "What do we get?" UK: "Very Funny" LOL
@aaronmarks93665 жыл бұрын
I'm digging this short format! You should do a short video on the Bear Flag Revolt, i.e. that month in 1846 when California was an independent republic.
@Getachildouther5 жыл бұрын
I find this channel GREAT ! keep up the good stuff :)
@tiggeesong4 жыл бұрын
0:16 The text on the back literately says China China China China China China China
@oliversherman24142 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
@decades19125 жыл бұрын
Maybe you can do the War of 1812 or Reconstruction in US history in this style
@Siptom3694 жыл бұрын
And Fun fact: There will be more unequal treaties.
@gandalf_thegrey3 жыл бұрын
Britain: Countries protecting their own interests? *How offensive*
@Narrative_Protocol5 жыл бұрын
I love these ten minute history breaks.
@eduardo63804 жыл бұрын
Opium War: "the most dreadful face of imperialism"
@josephd.55242 жыл бұрын
You know what, a ten-minute episode about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms as a blow-by-blow account would be fantastic in your style.
@jatna775 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your vids they are awesome! Please do a video on the history of indigenous people in Siberia. It does not seem to get much coverage.
@jdotoz3 жыл бұрын
I guess the British learned how to deal with that whole "getting your stuff dumped in the water" thing.
@sao79675 жыл бұрын
*Smokes Opium* Good video
@charleshicks6044 жыл бұрын
3:09 Is this where the saying "piece of junk" comes from? Hmmmm
@Hvllow995 жыл бұрын
1:30 U FORGET. THE TEA
@Gia1911Logous3 жыл бұрын
When you play Britain in Victoria 2: 11th Opium War
@golden_smaug5 жыл бұрын
-What do we get? -Haha very funny. Wait are you serious?
@marc93245 жыл бұрын
Love the new name and thumbnail layout, keep it up.
@drgn25805 жыл бұрын
As Chinese is my second language, you're forgiven for your pronunciation of Mandarin Chinese (don't get me wrong it's a good attempt)! As for your videos, they remain top notch!
@xanshen9011 Жыл бұрын
“HMS Nemesis” probably the most badass name in naval history.
@DrunkenXSMonkey3 жыл бұрын
China: get off my lawn! Britain: wait, that's illegal....BUY OUR DRUGS!
@dominicbuffa24575 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you guys mixing things up, confident you'll keep up the quality content
@jji62362 жыл бұрын
Why does the Qing map show it without outer Manchuria? Russian annexed outer Manchuria in 1860
@jesuschrist95133 жыл бұрын
Chinese Emperor: destroy the British Every major European power: genius, why didn't we think of that before?
@danielw.83565 жыл бұрын
*Chinese Man exists* British Government: "Want to buy some Opium?"
@gaevar665 жыл бұрын
Good vid and I like the new thumbnail style!
@killerOfMoons5 жыл бұрын
I know asking seems rude but if you could consider doing an episode on the Beaver Wars that would be nice.
@swishercutterx7456Ай бұрын
0:19 I mean, look what happened to Boston when they threw British tea into the harbor, I'm sure that they'd take even less kindly to the loss of drugs, which are more expensive
@amnont87245 жыл бұрын
Chinese kick the Brits out of China European logic in the 19th century: HoW DaRe THey DoINg tHeIr AfFaiRs iN tHeiR oWn CoUnTrY!
@vvvhhh63033 жыл бұрын
china: no drugs here pls English: so you have chosen war?
@FrankOceanLover31695 жыл бұрын
After you r done with the ww2 episode I think one about the rashiduns and the umayyads might be fun or the latin american wars of independence
@ValueNetwork4 жыл бұрын
This war can be summarised in the sentence “the other side is inferior and destined to be invaded by us”
@wangkezhuo4 жыл бұрын
At 0:39 the Chinese characters 中国 are not historically accurate as this is simplified Chinese which was created by the communists in 1949. A better translation would be 中國, as that is traditional Chinese. 😊❤️
@jerryrgzz15713 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that i now understand where the frase 'a pice of junk' as in 'trash' comes from.
@DaisyGeekyTransGirl5 жыл бұрын
I love how a perfect peace plan that benefits both parties was ignored by both parties.
@jonathanwells2234 жыл бұрын
Jackninja5 It was ignored by the Chinese first and then they escalated their situation into totally fucked