The First Thing the 16 Personalities Say in the Morning

[@paoloserafini7160]

INFP, INTP and INFJ doesn't even wake up at morning. The wake up at around 1 P.M

[@Loulizabeth]

This has become increasingly the case. When I was a kid I think I did struggle during the week when I had to go to school (not best time of my life), but I pinged awake at anywhere between 6-7 am to watch early weekend kids programs. Go figure.

[@paoloserafini7160]

@@Loulizabeth It's been a year that i don't see the morning at all

[@sunchips18]

Oh, then there’s awkward INFJ me that wakes up at around 7-8 AM. 😬

[@Loulizabeth]

@@paoloserafini7160 Yeah, I can relate, but I really need to work on getting things back to a healthier footing again, as I'm not getting things done that really need to happen.

[@chickletmonstah]

Oof 😅 oh no! We’re called out! -INFP

[@edbutowsky9814]

INFJ you mean there are people who don’t analyze their strange dreams with no apparent link to their real lives until they find the link?

[@maryl1785]

Oh, I was laughing so hard. That is so me!

[@maanasab2352]

This is so me your so accurate

[@PippaPasses]

It’s 1pm and I’m still trying to draw the connection in the background

[@XaviSanrat]

I'm INFJ and I don't analyze my dreams... Is sth wrong with me? ;__;

[@Loulizabeth]

As an INFJ it's probably a good thing then I can very, very rarely remember my dreams, as they would simply be something else for me to over analyse.

[@stevester9148]

INTJ: ''Aw crap! This simulation is still ongoing''

[@glueball214]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vezmus1337]

When you wake up but everyone else still asleep 👀

[@dearkristin]

Hahahaha incredible

[@berliant7121]

Oh, great words! 🤣🤣🤣

[@riccia9674]

@@Vezmus1337 Yes I would wake up 3hours earlier just to avoid other people and having to talk with them. Is also perfect to get most of the list done.

[@UncooperativeCat]

I'm an INTJ but I felt that ISTP's "still has not spoken"

[@suzihoude]

haha same -- to be fair, the INTJ only spoke to answer to a question.

[@himbo754]

Yes. I was busy drinking the black coffee AND not talking to anyone.

[@Mihili_2008]

Intj too but the infp one was so much accurate becuz when I wake up I always go the mirror and start talking to myself ( bad grammer btw )

[@zafeeranaim1344]

Umm i would also only speak to answer a question and skip breakfasta ahah

[@farrex0]

Fun fact, I am an ENTP and memes is what got me into MBTI.... there was a surge of mbti memes, and I did not understand them and I couldn't accept that. So I made a deep dive into what was MBTI, in a whole weekend I knew all about functions and about Jung, the multiple systems there are and I already had my own personal theories and how it all related to what I knew about neurosciences. But now I am cursed, because now that I know too much about it, MBTI memes are rarely funny, because I can see how inaccurate several of the stereotypes are, lmao.

[@Roman-ji7iu]

Lol I got into it after seeing some of FJ's introvert sketches. He only has a few of those, but I noticed he had like 10 million 16 personalities videos. So I took the test & went from there.

[@10klikeanonimbalikwxc14]

That like something entp would say lol

[@ammachar]

I remember getting into MBTI because of a video listing personnality types from the most common to the rarest. I tried to guess what would be my type but I was unsure so I decided to take the test. After that, I tried to learn the functions because I wanted to understand MBTI more in depth. For me, the main problem is that I sort of became "addicted" to typing people. Everytime I watch a movie or I read a book, I try to type the characters. I do that with my family, my friends or even strangers sometimes lol. It is kind of reassuring to put people in boxes... because it can give potential reasons to why they behave a way or another. And it's also satifying when your guesses end up "being right", at least for fictional characters (according to what most people think)

[@RyuuRider]

@@thecommenter2711 Someone (KZbin/Kristin?) removed my comment, lmao. What the hey- But yeah, I agree!

[@ammachar]

@@thecommenter2711 I totally agree with you. My guesses are not set in stone because it is really complex to type someone with accuracy, and the chances of someone perfectly fitting into one type are extremly low. When I started typing I noticed how nuanced it can be. I usually have some difficulties when typing family members and friends and I'm not a 100% sure about it. When it comes to strangers, I come up with a small idea but it's not really serious and it's kind of absurd because it is nearly impossible to have a clear idea if I don't actually know the person xD. In any case, I think personnalities are too complex to be described by MBTI. It is a theory, it can explain some behaviours and it can give big principles in some case but it can't fully define a person's way of thinking.

[@jellycrates7147]

i'm an infp and when i wake up, i just stare into space for a few minutes.

[@srustimohanty273]

Lol I do the same. I just sit their on the bed for 10 mins processing stuff. Then a little lagging but good to go after that.

[@vanessaaugusto6499]

I do the same thing and feel all the angry of having to live one more day

[@heyimean...]

While staring, I am still enjoying the story of the dream.

[@gioplay-wf5df]

Same tbh the infp part is something i'm barely starting to Say to myself in the mirror before i sleep

[@rebecka4715]

I love how the ISTP has a teddybear in bed... They'd never admit it but they do love the plushies 😂 Gain their trust and theyre huge teddies themselves! 😂

[@user-ez2ez3dd4g]

*sigh…it’s true, I do like my plushies😪 -istp

[@Polyglot_English]

I have body pillow

[@julianbailey2749]

Extraverted Sensing will out, even if we don't want to admit it.

[@Akkarri]

Cmon. Let's not talk about plushies, like which adults still own them, tss. Me... ISTP... Having like 20 plushies and cute pillow to hug at night...

[@torkakarshiro5170]

I admit it!

[@randomperson11yago22]

Me as an INFP: What did I do last night? Have I slept alright? Was that sleep enough for today? *proceeds to sleep again*

[@Roman-ji7iu]

Yes

[@Roman-ji7iu]

@ I'll go back to sleep for a dream too 😂

[@vanillaicecreamcheesefries]

I usually count my hours of sleep and calculate if that's enough for today 6 is usually enough

[@randomperson11yago22]

@@vanillaicecreamcheesefries I usually wake up after 8-10 hours but I feel like I'm a zombie😂 7 is the sweet spot for me.

[@zinniaelegans3335]

This is the one

[@annikachristensen4323]

Me, an INTP: I don't really say anything particular. Also me, the minute my eyes open: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS 😳

[@lishayost144]

Or before your eyes open, am I right??? -intp

[@JS-wz3km]

Wow, that INTJ was super talkative that morning.

[@cginder6955]

She was baited.

[@altitudeiseverything3163]

Tips to survive living with me (INTJ): 1. Don’t expect me to form coherent sentences before at least one cup of strong coffee in the morning. 2. Don’t expect me to make sense of the noises coming out of your mouth before I’ve had coffee. 3. Make that coffee and hand it to me as I step out of bed, while saying nothing, avoiding eye contact with me, and backing away slowly and quietly. 😉 I may resemble something close to human after the second cup. ….Maybe.

[@JS-wz3km]

@@altitudeiseverything3163There is nothing so useless as the altitude above you, the runway behind you, the gas that's not in your tanks and the coffee I haven't drunk yet.

[@valej9387]

@@altitudeiseverything3163 I had a roommate that did this whenever she wanted me to do something in the morning. Except she would place coffee (extra strong espresso with some milk) and a fresh croissant on my nightstand, silently walk away, then leave a second croissant out in the kitchen for me to come find. And she would start this process 2 hours before expecting anything of me lol. It worked. Every time. - INTP

[@Blaze_1012]

Wait, you guys talk in the morning? I just sit there and ponder the universe.

[@valej9387]

INTP?

[@10klikeanonimbalikwxc14]

Intp?

[@vanessaaugusto6499]

INFP here and that's me... the hate of having to live one more day

[@Human79070]

I assume you’re a fellow INTP?

[@Blaze_1012]

Yes, I'm an INTP. We shall think about conquering the world only to feel like it's too much and just sit there existing.

[@GhostofJung]

That ESFJ + ESFP harmony session was incredible. Already know it was your favorite scene to film 👼

[@dearkristin]

Hahaha absolutely!!

[@noonelooksatusers]

😂

[@ammachar]

I'm an INFP but I relate to both INTP and INFJ. I always try to understand and analyse my dreams, link elements with what happened in my life. I mean the fact that the brain is able to create such weird things based on real world events, feelings, thoughts and even small details, etc... fascinates me xD

[@malibustacys80085]

INTJ and I analyse my dreams too, if I remember it. If I don't, I act like INTJ in the video with the exception that I mumble some curses to this world.

[@vanvaneful]

Same!!! I also related to both INTP and INFJ

[@atomiccritter6492]

I think in this one the INFP is a misfire

[@slashhack1463]

@@atomiccritter6492 Yeah, possibly, but I can imagine INFPs doing self-affirmations even non-vocally first thing in the morning.

[@marekpietron1998]

I thought the same

[@gwenpozen4950]

I've never been this early, but I want to comment something more interesting aahhh

[@rinawina5561]

Hey.. same.

[@givingal]

ISTP would just look at the clock and say “nope” and just go back to sleep

[@RevRideReason]

facts !... depending whose home with though 😉

[@abigailwintersinkdrinker4097]

That’s me!! 😂

[@5idi]

Yep, that's my ISTP sister

[@AFLoneWolf]

Or on the mornings where I absolutely must get up and do something, "Not yet, I've got time."

[@tinykatsuki]

true, that's me

[@blitzer8793]

As an ENFP, I need 20 alarms to wake up. Each one slowly destroys my sleep until I can't sleep anymore and I have nothing else to do but get up. I also need 20 alarms at night to remind myself to sleep so that I can have enough sleep for the following day.

[@Sonakshi111]

Lol totally. Enfp here too

[@mihaela-tabita]

As an ENFP, I usually don’t even wake up to an alarm or my housemates screaming at me to wake up. I need to find something that works, it even bothers ME sometimes.

[@mihaela-tabita]

Glad to know I’m kinda normal though🤣

[@lexisnooze8669]

Yes this is so me!

[@springrain5297]

Wow. I have finally found someone who understands. Hello fellow ENFP. It's not just me... Wow.

[@MsMrExe]

“What do I have to do today?” Literally me this morning, waking up from my alarm after two and a half hours of sleep, and unlocking my phone with half-closed eyes to come face to face with my To Do list, which I had deliberately left open when I slept so I would be reminded of what I had to do immediately and not waste any time. I HAVE A DEADLINE AND I'M BEHIND SCHEDULE OKAY. -ENTJ

[@muffintops]

Agreed... I do the same...I have made a routine for my alarm to open Todoist after I turn off my alarm

[@muffintops]

Also till now I have only found dear kristin to have nailed ENTJ

[@danielfranklin9784]

@@muffintops Probably helps that she lives with one.

[@muffintops]

@@danielfranklin9784 Oh I didn't know about that, Thanks

[@danielfranklin9784]

@@muffintops No problem. It's just something she's mentioned in some of her other non-comedy videos.

[@kaylemacneill4576]

GIRL, I sang Good Morning to my coworkers every morning coming into the office!! I'm an ESFJ :)

[@dearkristin]

Amazing 👏👏

[@thomasswrisky6734]

As an INTJ, I can confirm that we do not eat breakfast. Instead we get up and get to work. We can eat when the day’s work is done.

[@rachellereeve494]

This is true.

[@sumimasen_wtf]

INTJ female here. I couldn't relate because I need food first thing in the morning after a slightly cool refreshing shower. I can't function on an empty stomach as it quickly turns me into becoming a hangry, cranky gremlin. I don't like coffee as it makes me sleepy (and that's because of my ADHD). I do prefer some matcha before or after lunch though when I start getting a bit tired.

[@etiennedevignolles7538]

My breakfast is a litre of filter coffee.

[@SilentCrimsonOx]

I rarerly feel hungry in the morning so I relate

[@silverfox004]

@@sumimasen_wtf Female INTJ here as well, and I do and feel exactly the same about breakfast (except the cranky part). Even with the coffee, which is a shame because I like the flavour...

[@binkao2938]

ISTP spot on yet again!! Cracks me up every time 🤣 That’s exactly how the ones I know are 🤭

[@lishayost144]

I was thinking, every other type has the capacity to speak to themselves out loud. Not ISTP. My husband is ISTP and I have never heard him talk to himself. I barely hear him talk to anyone, lol! I probably talk to myself more than I talk to other people, lol! - intp

[@victoriae725]

My grandmother is an ESFJ and starts every morning early with lots of energy, and yes, singing. This is why me, an ENTP, and my INTP sister pretend to be asleep (while actually on our phones) until the late morning. No. Just... no.

[@sreeharidascloud]

yup, dosent have a sister, oops i don't have an INTP arson partner as u do - - onlychild ENTP noices

[@dearkristin]

Haha awwww

[@gabrielaf]

ISTP not speaking is sooo me. Once my boyfriend called me a "cereal-eating robot".

[@dearkristin]

Hahahahaha

[@AthenaIsabella]

As a pretty introverted ENFP I felt the INFP in my HEART

[@sViviftie]

yeees this is such an ENFP thing to do too! I feel like we're kind of ambiverts

[@AthenaIsabella]

@@sViviftie yes omg! I read somewhere ENFPs are the most introverted extrovert

[@Hypie582]

@@AthenaIsabella yes that is true, ENxPs (especially ENFPs) are the most introverted extroverts because we need our alone time to generate ideas and make connections because we're ne doms, also ENFPs are a little more introverted than ENTPs because our Fi gives us a need to reflect on our emotions since Fi is internal.

[@Takisan111]

As a fairly social INFP, I really related to the ENFP

[@mihaela-tabita]

My test results as an ENFP were like 45% introvert 55% extrovert, but both sides are showing in an EXTREME way sometimes

[@haleyk4969]

ISFP: This is why I prefer spending mornings alone - why do people always want things from me??

[@efectovogel8295]

(INTP) I second this

[@fulfilledtelos]

"That was a strange dream that has no apparent link to my current reality" Me, instinctively: "there's always a link." "I better analyze it until I find a link" You know us better than we know ourselves 😂🙏

[@maryl1785]

...and days later -- Well that dream must be in direct response to xyz, and I still need to figure out the others, could be connected in some way....

[@dearkristin]

Hahahahaha 🙌

[@Ultimate2Sin]

RIGHT!?!?

[@bellaramsay2724]

As an istp, I think the point that I will willingly speak in the morning is about an hour and a half after getting up. I had no idea this might be because of my personality type. My mother is ENFP and thinks it is a necessity for every child to cheerfully say good morning three minutes after getting up. It's the first big trial of the day--insufficiently good-natured and I will get in big trouble. My Esfj big sister used to try and get me out of bed with impromptu motivational speeches. I learned how to sleep through them. My INFP sister would sing me awake... The only time I will get up before eight is if I know nobody else will be up. Sometimes I'll go ride my bike at 6:00am. That's ideal because I don't need to seriously interact with my family until at least an hour and a half later.

[@willowway42]

Omg 😑 I have 5 kids but I fostered my nephew when he was 2. He went back to family when he was 3 and the first thing they reported back was "how did you train him to get up and say good morning to everyone b4 he even did or said anything else?!" 😅 I feel bad now... I just thought it was a good way to start the day... especially if you're gonna bust into my room at 5am! 😶👍

[@gabrielasuarez8423]

Amen brother

[@haneenasad]

💯 passed the ISTP vibe check with this comment damnn

[@clmberserker245]

tell your mum to mknd her own business

[@JustAnotherGeekX]

Istg every ISTP I've encountered rides a bike

[@CrazyErzy]

INFP: If I'm still sleeply, I just get back to sleep... but if i MUST wake up, I just go to the toilet and after that I feed my cat, usually she waits me outside the restroom there like "hey, lets go to the restroom so after that you can feed me!", she likes to go inside with me maybe to make sure I won't take long 😂, she starts purring and playing around till I finish my stuff lol, it's like a little routine for her, then when we go out of there, she asks for food. The days I don't feel like going to the toilet as soon as I wake up, she still stands there, outside the toilet, meowing and asking me to go inside, it's so funny and cute... I like to go inside even if I don't feel like doing so just because I don't want to "hurt her feelings" lol. Sometimes I also watch youtube or check something on the internet before getting out of bed. xD

[@ollep0lle]

Thats so nice of you to spare kitties feelings 💕

[@brookesong5504]

Never have I felt so connected to being an ENxP, the ENFP thing about turning off alarms and trying to sleep is me every morning 😂 but the ENTP looking at memes first thing in the morning is also so true!

[@farrex0]

Maybe you are an ENxP.... one of us! one of us! one of us!

[@nightwing-scp4268]

@@farrex0 o n e o f u s

[@brookesong5504]

@@farrex0 I am an enfp, I meant I felt connected to my mbti type, I’m an enfp but have many entp tendencies as well, so i am one of you!

[@m_n_a_b]

Ah, YES!!! I am ENFP. Solidly. No question about it. The alarm thing is 100 percent me... but once I am successfully dragged out of dreamland by the alarms, there is a 20 minute stare into the abyss or scroll memes/KZbin shorts requirement to fully wake up the brain so I can actually function enough to get ready without faceplanting or tripping on my own feet. 😂

[@Menardy]

Oh god I'm dying xD The ESTJ who got out of bed with perfect clothing and the ISTP who hasn't spoken a word at noon :'D I'm INFP, but the ENFP part is me xD and pair that with the (scarily accurate) description of an ESFJ mom, who always sings that song (this is really scary how accurate that was) in the morning. It makes me so mad :'D. I'm totally not a morning person :x

[@hannapriskilla9815]

Yup, ESFJ mom here as well 😅 I actually thought I wasn't a morning person because I don't like people in the morning. Turns out, I'm just an INTJ...who doesn't like it when my ESFJ mom talks/sings in the morning.

[@dearkristin]

There have been a few mums who sing this song in the comments! Uncanny!

[@ali.q6927]

Me an ISTJ: 1- Setting my alarm early and planning a lot for next day, working, resting and others... 2- Waking up, looking at my plans for the day and telling myself: What the fuk i was thinking? 3- Remove the resting times, playing or eating! Going back to sleep and tell myself: I'm gonna rock the day! . . . . . . . . . . At last: Tomorrow is another day!

[@Pvt.Conscriptovich]

lol so true.

[@marymarryy]

This is me😭😭😂💔

[@kassidy9282]

Hold up- So you just _work all day?_

[@klee5318]

As an INFP being positive is too difficult

[@atomiccritter6492]

especially in the morning

[@devinbrines]

yessTHE FEELING WHEN KRISTIN DROPS

[@devinbrines]

*WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES*

[@dearkristin]

😂😂

[@ihavenothadmycoffee]

INTPs thinking about their weird dreams is really accurate. I have really weird dreams, but... they would make some good film plot, so after I have played it in my head to understand what just happened, I use them as inspiration for when I write... And of course, after that, it is memes time.

[@piraattipupu]

I always say I sleep so much because my dreams are more entertaining than any movie or tv-show. 😄

[@caliaster]

Writing dreams have kind of become a habit for me, though not always, usually, the interesting ones, I write them down, I do have many dreams where I am anything but human, mechanical body was interesting, but zerg body one was weird.

[@manuel6183]

I normally is don't dream but when I do, this is nothing you want to be any part of. There is stuff happening that puts all horror movies I have seen to shame. Yes my imagination is a really dark place. Luckily the memory vanishes after a view hours.

[@Krobluv1172]

I'm pretty sure that "what does it all mean" line wasn't about a dream, it was an existential crisis

[@Felix_12391]

I was actually talking with my roommate about this. She often dreams about family/friends or some problems she has, relatively normal. My dreams are always like: oh I am in this different universe where you have to collect those soul orbes while fighting off creatures that try to kill you.

[@blueirys]

As an ENTP and I’m not alone my first words are “Don’t talk to me, it’s too early for human interactions” xD

[@xanttis604]

Yeah, that's true xD

[@ConnanConnan]

As an INTP that's my words, all day.

[@JstJaybeingJay]

Yup I can agree to that.

[@batiasegal3117]

The first thing I do in the morning is convince myself that those extra minutes of sleep I'm gonna get by staying in bed are not worth it and will only make me more tired. -ESTJ

[@rosehillin2370]

INFP may look awake but is still halfway asleep and dreaming, not even kidding

[@feckless9986]

Intp: checks the time. Oh its 10 am in the morning. Time to go to bed.

[@sophiaredwood5825]

The only inaccurate thing about this is that my ENFP self would’ve taken at least ten minutes to even wake up the doorbell in the first place, but I suppose that wouldn’t make for good screen time so you cut it out 🧐 Otherwise, YES 😂 lolol glorious video

[@daynarowden]

OK, I don’t feel bad anymore. I’m an ENFP, and I’ve ALWAYS struggled with waking up.

[@sophiaredwood5825]

@@daynarowden ME TOO! There are times other family members have had to come into my room and turn off my multiple alarms because they get woken up across the house- meanwhile, I’m still sleeping. I don’t know what it is, but waking up in a timely fashion is near impossible for me. Right now the only thing that works is having about ten alarms across multiple devices around the room that all ring in a ten minute window. Around eight minutes in I get annoyed having to walk around and then them all off every minute or two, and then I stay up… sometimes. Even still, there are other times I go back to sleep purposely, only because I want to spite the alarms for being so annoying. 😭 It’s a struggle hahaha

[@thehot-angel831]

I actually wake up easily to any distractions noices like doorbell, someone walking in my room o. O

[@springrain5297]

@Oliver Erz I must look up this John Oliver....

[@mamamememoo]

I am an ENFP that wakes up easily coz of my kids. Lol. I have to wake and be ready to move to do stuff in minutes. XD Not sure how accurate this was.

[@nseim27]

I'm an INFJ, and omg I literally did that as soon as I woke up this morning.

[@abetteryou4228]

Me too lol i saw a scary dream today XD

[@lpemkz]

Me too and today

[@abetteryou4228]

@@lpemkz hahahaha xD when i wake up was so relieved lol today no dream :p

[@miglemigle9575]

Ok, wait, I can explain this. I can't have an existential crisis at night because, you know, I need sleep. So I postpone my existential crises until morning and then immerse myself in them. I wouldn't say no to a cup (or 2) of black coffee though

[@rebecka4715]

I usually turn off the alarm with a faint "fuuuuck", lay back down and contemplate why we spend our lives in a hamster wheel, seriously considering just closing my eyes to drift off again and... the snooze is out and I get up with a deep sigh If its a day off, there's no alarm and I stay in bed until I get hungry. Then I grab something easy and lay down on the couch with my blanket and Netflix 😂 /INTP

[@anival9576]

I do the hamster wheel contemplation thing too --INFJ

[@astanopasta]

Hah I do the same Entp lol Edit: I do the same while looking at stupid stuff like : does this all even matter? I'd rather do something I like

[@Daemonenkoenigin13]

That sounds truly awesome though. I wish I could relax like that. -INFJ

[@rebecka4715]

@@Daemonenkoenigin13 it's a blessing and a curse... On the other hand, nothing ever gets done. ...unless there's a really short deadline 😅

[@Musicalpiano88]

As an ENFP, I do set alarms....about 7 of them and repeatedly snooze all of them until I eventually get out of bed.

[@nickpickle1079]

Doesn’t everyone? - another ENFP

[@syakirahheartnet8059]

YES YES - ENFP too

[@Waghabond]

Wtf is this just an enfp thing!?

[@Musicalpiano88]

@@Waghabond I guess other people have ✨self-control✨

[@Waghabond]

@@Musicalpiano88 Self Control?? who is she?

[@34Xboxaddict]

ENFP was spot on. Has happened to me exactly that way, as well as being woken up by the recycling truck, reminding me that I did not put out the recycling for pickup the night before, and people phoning my house as well.

[@zachwills2616]

Same I literally send a few of my friends a daily meme (ENTP here)

[@Wolfickle]

INTP is more like "I wish I never woke up, I wish I died in my sleep.....Eternal Sleep huh...." and then the "What does it all mean?" follows. I keep thinking until I remember I have responsibilities and get to work. ~A Fellow INTP

[@dudeinadoughboy4327]

Let me be absorbed into the eternal abyss, to become one with the forever void. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; everything is nothing and nothing is meaningless Mom: do you want your bacon crispy or soft?

[@adipsous]

As a perfect middle ground between INFP and ENFP, that is so accurate. I wake up and put on a gratitude/self worth affirmation youtube and then go back to sleep while listening to it. Wake up, go back to sleep, wake up, go back to sleep . . . have weird dreams while the affirmations are playing where there are other people are around and I'm trying to turn off the affirmations on the stereo out of embarrassment . . . but no matter what I do (turning all the knobs! unplugging the damn thing from the wall!) it won't turn off! Finally wake up, turn it off . .. go back to sleep.

[@willowway42]

I put on a meditation that clears out yucky energy and replaces it with source healing light and it goes much like you described! 😅 I test right on the cusp with I and E but way up in NFP! Relatable 😋👍

[@TheMuricanMerc]

I'm beginning to question if INTjs really are human robots that run on black coffee/tea instead of motor oil. INTJ me says yes.

[@zk7830]

I am a tea type myself.

[@MaryamRavoofA]

I never drink coffee or tea. I have non caffeine diet and work best on empty stomach in the morning. And yes, I never have breakfast either. If you haven't concluded already, I am an INTJ.

[@LadyAndTheMask]

INTJ me says no. I dislike black coffee and tea. Only chocolate milk with cereals for me 😬

[@marvinmartinez3818]

INFP: stops dreaming in order to daydream

[@Takisan111]

Dreams are like a randomizer of the all the stuff in my head. If I like it, I add it to the list of stories I might work on later.

[@atomiccritter6492]

@@Takisan111 I love dreaming and I think its one of the best experiences anyone can have ...excluding nightmares of course

[@user-zt4df1tt2l]

ENFJ was freaking hilarious. I related hard, even as a ISTP.

[@annikachristensen4323]

I usually have to immediately google something the moment I wake up. This morning for example: What's the nuptial flight schedule of carpenter ant queens in northwest USA? - INTP

[@christophergreen1237]

...well? Don't leave us hanging like that.

[@Lea-ov8vq]

same, i need early mental stimulation

[@annikachristensen4323]

@@christophergreen1237 True, how rude of me LOL. Around June or July for most, but it seems to vary quite a bit depending on a variety of factors.

[@ArthKryst]

Even though I'm an INTP, I laugh to memes at the mornin

[@lishayost144]

Yes, me too. It is either existential crisis, or memes (or something else that makes my Ne happy). I find feeding the Ne in the morning gets rid of the existential crisis.

[@TheGreatCalsby]

I love the good morning scene its so happy

[@fwipfwopcondition2842]

My mom is an ESFJ and I can confirm SHE SINGS EVERY MORNING WHILE DOING CHORES omg

[@marisanieto2690]

ENFJ SO ACCURATE ITS SCARY. this is literally how i woke up this morning

[@jadeyu7197]

HUHUHUHUHUHUHU

[@JokerCrowe]

My dreams are either so bizarre that I don't remember what reality feels like when I wake up and I'm in bed for 10 minutes trying to remember which way is up. OR they're so Mundane that I wake up feeling like I've already been awake and had all my social interactions for a day, with literally no middleground. - INFJ

[@whitneyd6827]

That must be a thing for INFJs because my favorite way to start the day is by hearing about my INFJ roommate's insane dreams. The more stressed we are the crazier they get lol.

[@daphventurer7475]

Wow. I wish I also had people to discuss one another's bizarre dreams in the morning. I actually always try to see if there is any connection or hidden meaning in my dreams. And I also spend some time trying to remember which way is up or left or right before I open my eyes. ~ENFJ

[@JokerCrowe]

@@whitneyd6827 Haha yeah. I guess there is a _sort of_ middleground for me in that when I'm stressed about work for example, my dreams can start out in the same mundane way, but then become really bizzare. The worst is when I dream about my friends having an argument, and me having to mediate the argument, because - if it's "real" enough in my dream - I'll wake up sad and socially drained.

[@Ruby-by4yd]

or I'll have the craziest dream that makes absolutely no sense and it's not until several hours later that I realize that it was just a dream and none of it actually happened

[@jessicathespy]

Oh my land yes! Such whacky dreams or my life in dream time. One time in high school I woke up from the same dream 4 times in a row of waking up getting food waiting for the bus being on the bus for 45+ mins. I was so angry by the time I actually was on the bus for the 1h 1/2 drive to school

[@thestil545]

ISTP in every video is on point, I'm amazed. I think you're the best MBTI impersonator in YT. Edit: that supposed to be expressed with a nice friendly tone, btw.

[@dearkristin]

Thank you! High praise!

[@dianaribe6840]

INTJ here, this is so accurate haha I don't eat anything in the morning til 3pm and only drink green tea or black coffee, also my mom always forget that and I hate to remind her every morning

[@jamalcole1985]

😁😁 INTJ as well. An Aries too 🤣

[@choonblaze]

ENTP spot on lmao! I'm immediately looking for memes and other silly stuff when I wake up ;P

[@justjennaish]

Hahahaha you just straight up acted out Mom. Hahhaha

[@jamesporter2788]

Your mum is the ESFJ? Is that why we got the ESFJ-ESFP vibe :)

[@dearkristin]

I really did 😂

[@justjennaish]

@@jamesporter2788 haha yes ESFJ! And she sang that exact song while opening the curtains every morning. 4 times for 4 kids. You'd hear the song in someone else's room and know you were next. Haha

[@Fernandanatac]

As a INFP, I’d say that I related more to the ENTP or ENFP on this one. It’s either procrastinate in bed seeing memes and watching videos or just going back to sleep lol

[@Raphsophomes]

I’m an isfp and my gf is an istj, she literally has the whole house labeled, and one part is called the “shoe caboose” and if I don’t put my shoes there, she doesn’t get mad, but worse… she gives me a disappointed look… and she knows I’ll do all the feeling bad all by myself 😂, she just puts my shoes where they go and I’m like dang… I’m a piece of garbage… and yet I still do it sometimes

[@Pvt.Conscriptovich]

You r lucky guy you know.

[@getlucky7452]

ENFP is soo accurate I don't wanna wake up and after I waken up I always say "shit"

[@hipposapien5434]

I love how ESTJ sleeps in a business suit.

[@mawrtis629]

ENTP here, I don't scroll through memes though. Especially in these dark times, I go on social media or KZbin comments and troll people. Much more fun.

[@thefirstofitskind895]

we need more of the esfp singing. it is TOO good 😫

[@10klikeanonimbalikwxc14]

Well kristin is esfp so...

[@WolfoxBR]

The only thing kristin loves more than singing (and dancing?) is puns. I predict we'll see a lot of all of those in future videos. ;)

[@makid.4969]

Love ur pfp its nice seeing steins gate fans!!!!!

[@thefirstofitskind895]

@@makid.4969 tysm!! steins gate was def one of best anime i’ve ever watched

[@isiajahhhahahababblvjylvjy1034]

I start my day playing happy songs in my mind lol and i an esfp

[@whitneyd6827]

Bold of you to assume I'm ever awake in the morning

[@WolfoxBR]

Haha, this time your INTJ skit doesn't apply to me! I say "yes" in response to "chamomile tea", not "black coffee"! See, I'm not predictable at all!

[@theaccountshandle]

Well, thanks to you revealing that, now one can predict you’d say yes to chamomile tea rather than black coffee… you played yourself, INTJ

[@WolfoxBR]

@@theaccountshandle That's the joke. ;)

[@dearkristin]

Hahahahaha

[@theaccountshandle]

@@WolfoxBR oh :,)

[@himbo754]

But ... but ... camomile is for nighttime before you go to bed. Coffee is to force your brain awake when it wants to sleep for the rest of the morning - because you were up until 2am reading posts on the web.

[@miahan8988]

As an ENFP I can confirm that this has happened 😂 I also have the power to sound and look completely awake when a doorbell or a phone call wake me up and then go to bed and fall asleep right away 😄

[@vyna_mel5726]

ahh me too! fellow enfp

[@VeryTori]

Literally same! I am an ENFP and relate to both ENFP and INFJ in this skit lol. I can sleep pretty much anywhere and everywhere, but have a hard time getting myself to want to go to sleep, and then I end up on a rabbit trail on the internet at 3 am, and next thing I know the sun is up so I force myself to go to bed lol. I literally fell asleep at my desk today and took like a 2 hour nap. I've somehow found a way to minimize neck pain and sleep comfortable in my desk chair lol. Well, as comfortable as a desk chair CAN be to sleep in. Doesn't matter, I'll drop wherever I am if I am tired enough. I'm just incredibly stubborn at night lol, but night time is so peaceful!

[@eked5894]

@@VeryTori SO RELATABLE!!! And I'm also an ENFP 😄

[@asiyashahama5875]

INFJ was spot on!! I was watching this video as I woke up coincidentally and let me tell you, that happens a lot. I wake up and I remember my dream and then I go, ‘What the hell did that mean?!’ The ISFJ was spot on, too. My dad literally asks me that question in the morning. Great video, Kristen! Loved it ❤️❤️❤️

[@dearkristin]

Thank you!! 😁😁

[@hellomynameis________]

I literally set like 15 separate alarms every morning(if I remember). I used to even have an alarm that would physically shake the bed, but the sound of it woke everyone in the house before me, so I had to stop using it -ENFP if you couldn’t already guess lol

[@MoPoppins]

If you were willing to experiment on a non-essential or non-critical day when you didn’t necessarily have something on the line, try employing the power of INTENTION. Before going to bed, go over the scenario in your mind, then commit to it in your body that you WANT to wake up at a certain time and be completely rested & refreshed, and EAGER to start the day. To make it easy on yourself, schedule yourself an activity you genuinely enjoy & look forward to. If/when you nail this, move on to activities that are “have-tos.” If you’ve established muscle memory for what it feels like in your body to WANT to wake up, rather than resist it, you may be able to condition yourself to wake up about 5 - 10 min. before the alarm goes off. It’s uncanny, but somehow, the body seems to know that it’s 6:30am, even if you normally wake up later. I don’t know if ENFPs use GUIDED VISUALIZATION, but that’s what you’re attempting. If it’s feasible, it’ll be a really powerful tool in your life. 😉 👍

[@MichaelGrundler]

ISTP here and I can totally relate. I usually have three or four different kinds of alarms: automated white lights and music to prepare me for the main alarm(s) on my phone and to keep me from falling asleep again once I woke up. But I still manage to sleep through all of that occasionally. The problem is that my brain recognizes the pattern in the recurring alarm sounds and learns to ignore them, because „sleep is more important than meaningless (i.e. old and familiar) sensory information“. I therefore have one or two special alarm sounds that I only use in rare occasions when I really have to get up on time. The funny thing is, in unusual circumstances (alarm set to a different time, sleeping in an unfamiliar environment, different alarm sound, etc.) I often am awake instantly and sometimes even minutes before the alarm. Unless I’m sleep deprived which happens. By the way where do I get such a bed shaking alarm? I always dreamt (pun somewhat intended) about having something like that because that might actually work. 😅

[@mouhiazeck]

HAHA SAME when I want to wake up to an alarm I have to set so many in advance because I just know I'm going to turn them off and go back to sleep

[@mouhiazeck]

@@MoPoppins What type are you? I always do this when I have to wake up (and I think of what I have to do when I wake up) but sometimes when it's really important to wake up I still set an alarm just in case. And then I'm on my phone until 2am and I can't wake up to this method OR the alarm 😅🤣

[@Bfi3]

I'm an INFJ and I try so hard to remember every dream and I always research about my dreams to see what they mean and to FIND THE LINK! 😅 I have even recorded my dreams on google drive, lol

[@jamesporter2788]

That's cool. Does it help you understand what your thoughts and emotions are? - INTP

[@Bfi3]

@@jamesporter2788 Yes! It helps me get to know what is really happening to me at that time and and understand others too.

[@samuelgrubb2976]

Literally the same way!! Was searching for a INFJ comment 😂

[@jamesporter2788]

@@Bfi3 I have done this occasionally too. I'm a novice really, but sometimes do have vivid dreams I remember. Occasionally I also think God speaks to us through dreams.

[@rizu4372]

I write my dreams in my book. 😅

[@simbax710]

AHAHHA STOP, can we please take a moment to appreciate the ESFJ +ESFP sing along?!?!😂😂 I died and had to play that back 7x 😂😂 So accurate, so hilarious, you lady are a terrific actress! 😂😂

[@kparker5935]

Slamming alarms is one hundred percent the way to start the day- ENTJ

[@Maja-sv9we]

"No! No! No, don't get into a serious relashionship! You havent addressed your psychological wounds yet!" - ENFJ 🤣😂 I can't be the only one who finds this strangely accurate! 😂

[@whitneyd6827]

Unfortunately I felt pretty attacked by this one lol. Side note, I'm wondering if maybe this is a more common thing in ENFJs bc I've heard it's rare but I do it frequently. Do you ever dream from the perspective of someone else or have dreams in 3rd person where you aren't even there? We're always thinking about other people it would stand to reason that we could dream that way 🤔

[@Maja-sv9we]

@@whitneyd6827 @Whitney D Exactly! I do find that I dream in third person a lot more than the typical person 🤔😆 As a matter of fact, I often even think in third person when I'm thinking other people's problems through... maybe these kinds of thoughts and dreams really do have something to do with ENFJs? 😄

[@whitneyd6827]

@@Maja-sv9we I totally agree, guess that solves that mystery! It hadn't occurred to me that it might be a personality thing until now. This stuff is so cool

[@PurpleSeastar1]

INFJ: *wakes up* Anxiety: *activated*

[@NightCloudI]

That's me 😅

[@gabriellebarnard707]

1:16 Kristin’s singing 🥰 Best way to start the day no question

[@dearkristin]

Naw, thank you!

[@gabriellebarnard707]

@@dearkristin ❤️

[@francescopremsolidoro3858]

"why, why, why" (I'll translate: I have an alarm and I'm afraid of waking people up. So in my head I go "WHY IS THIS THING SO LOUD", and my mouth goes "why") Me, an ENPF. Either that or excited noises if it's a special day. Or random groans if I'm on vacation Let's see if I got it

[@nightwing-scp4268]

ENPF indeed

[@lynnestuart9796]

Thanks Kristen! 💗 this ISFJ really likes an INTJ... so it was awesome to see us together!!

[@pearlsb45wine]

Also INTP; "I can't wait to go to bed tonight".

[@viralium104]

I saw the yet-unamed type sitting there, staring off into the distance contemplatively, and I thought, "I do that alot." Sure enough, they were an INTP.

[@danielfranklin9784]

Oh silly Kristin, us INTPs are always asking that question; it's not just a morning thing.

[@benjaminfast5496]

ENFP WAS SPOT ON! HAHAHA!!!!! One time I was housesitting and the people I was sitting for forgot to turn off their alarm. It was one where it start off like a slow beep and gradually gets faster. It went off at 5 in the morning and I jumped out of bed and ran down the hallways looking for the source and thought there was a bomb! I died laughing afterwards before falling right back to sleep. Our minds think of the craziest things when we wake up.

[@justynap5031]

my first thing I say in the morning: 'I miss my bed', 'I wanna go sleep already' and 'why everyone is so happy in the morning?' ~INFP

[@o0ofatasyo0o]

How is it possible that you keep nailing the INTP every single time 😂 When I don't have a dream I just stay in bed for way too long 🙃

[@violetevergarden5160]

Nice seing ENTJ at first. I was ready to look for timestamps. Its pretty accurate at least for me. Though I don't say it out loud, just think it.

[@JollyJaro]

So relate with INFJ, I woke up from a dream about being a giant carrying a pirate ship on my back to save the little people. I've concluded my dream is about being overwhelmed.

[@alexarose598]

The panic that the sound of the alarm going off gave me...

[@mooh2802]

enfp thumbnail is accurate because with an unexpected regularity (it often happens) I wake up at someone else's place, sometimes in an entirely different city, sometimes in an entirely different country. And I always need a few moments to remember how I got there and who the ppl sleeping next to me are. Happened to me just last weekend when I woke up in a hotel in Vienna (it's like 700km away from my home) Ofc I knew why I was there but for a moment I was very disoriented and perplex Enfp in the video is also accurate but rather bad for me :D

[@jamesporter2788]

Wow. I just cannot imagine how you do this. - INTP

[@cheyennemcginniss6164]

Me, an INFP: “how dare anybody expect me to be alive and functioning before 3 pm.”

[@thoth8784]

Now I want you to do a full music video of All That Jazz!

[@nickpickle1079]

ENFP: Been there, done that! P.S. Kristin, those ESFJ facial expressions are the best; they’re fantabulous!! Oh, hold on,…one of my alarms is going off. ⏰

[@nonjaninja4904]

INTJ: "Another day, another nightmare. Caffeine might fix this." Alternatively: "7 AM. Time for the insomnia to wear off and finally get some sleep." 😅

[@RevRideReason]

That 9am awake becomes much earlier when you realize most ppl love to sleep in... ISTP

[@MichaelGrundler]

I’m the other way round. I tend to stay up late while everyone else is already asleep and get up after everyone has already left or is busy with something else. Also ISTP, writing this at 1:14am on a weekday.

[@RevRideReason]

@@MichaelGrundler lol yeah bro not sure if age has anything to do with it but my schedule changed as I got older. Getting so much done in the peace and quiet is amazing 👍

[@MichaelGrundler]

@@RevRideReason If anything age has made it worse for me. ;)

[@RevRideReason]

@@MichaelGrundler Yes sir it all depends on the individual

[@munnijarunde2424]

As an infj I also have a habit of waking up after 5 or 6 hours of sleep its like my eyes open itself but then i woke up and go to sleep again . Strange dreams that Have no collection to the reality is always been my favourite.

[@medmedmed333]

1:11 My INTP self analyzing the dream I just had:

[@loganmagnuson9370]

The enfp one hit pretty close to home 😂 I'm an estj and I have an enfp sister who drives me to school I cant remember the last morning that I was on time for class

[@nickpickle1079]

Please don’t be too mad at her, it’s our ENFP curse. 🤪

[@justjennaish]

Hahahahahhahahahaha

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

What DOES it all mean? I’ve been asking myself this question for almost 20 years now and I still have no definitive answers. Maybe the only correct one is CHAOS.

[@restlessmosaic]

Plus, if we don't figure it out, that's a reason to stay in bed longer.

[@godandsarah1306]

As an Intj, the infj analysing her dream until it makes sense is also me. Also the intp vibe of "what does it all mean"

[@StephanieJeanne]

👍 That INFJ hurt a little. And I wouldn't want to hear those morning singers until I have coffee! 😭

[@katina55312]

Bold of you to say I have someone by my doorstep in the morning...but I guess the general idea's there

[@jebstuart3162]

ENTJ is so accurate. Especially with shutting off the alarm so quickly