the fishy that tried to change the terms of the sale

[@Overonator]

Are the fish bothered by the sound of the pumps or the sound of flowing water?

[@rossmanngroup]

They love it, when I turn them on they immediately rush over and spend time under it

[@Overonator]

@@rossmanngroup I wonder why they like it so much? More oxygenated water?

[@rossmanngroup]

At the port Orleans hotel in Disney world they have this waterfall thing in the pool that I remember being tons of fun to sit under as a kid. I loved it. I imagine the fishies feel the same. It's a back massage!!

[@ibeatyoutubecircumventingy6344]

@@rossmanngroup i got an email from Microsoft today this was in the agreement effective 30th of September 2024 "To the extent necessary to provide you and others with the Services, to protect you and the Services, and to improve Microsoft products and services, you grant to Microsoft a worldwide and royalty-free intellectual property licence to use Your Content, for example, to make copies of, retain, transmit, reformat, display and distribute via communication tools Your Content on the Services. If you publish Your Content in areas of the Service where it is available broadly online without restrictions, Your Content may appear in demonstrations or materials that promote the Service. Some of the Services are supported by advertising." part b copy pasta from the email.

[@OvhanDevos]

@@Overonator Most of the fresh water fish we keep as pets come from rivers, they just always like moving water. I'm guessing still water probably feels weird to them, probably means they're somewhere they shouldn't be, like lakes/ponds, where the fish are generally bigger, which is also why most of the fish we keep are from rivers.

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

"tried to change the terms of the sale" should become a colloquial phrase for "wanting to do something that you can't or shouldn't"

[@VagabondTE]

I like it

[@Austin-kt7ky]

I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.

[@yannik1679]

Breach of contract

[@beansdad70]

Lexicon now!

[@VagabondTE]

@@beansdad70 LOL that genuinely made me laugh. I use the word lexicon a lot.

[@MauricioOsuna-et8et]

"Sometimes he stops being Koi, and starts being shy. Maybe he's just Koi." - Rossmann, Louis

[@4Wilko]

1:34

[@MadScientistGuitarLab]

Very zen.

[@freeman1539]

Fish content is where the REAL KZbin money is at.

[@brianblank9921]

Louis, you should read the story of the 96 year old woman who's being evicted from her lifetime senior home because they changed the terms and conditions. They want 110k more or they're kicking her out. Jean Jacques, paid $250k up front, new company bought the retirement home she lives in and is now evicting her.

[@EvelynLogan-od7zc]

Brian

[@TradeWorks_Construction]

I kept wondering if Louis was going to break up some of the pellets and help a little koi out.

[@rossmanngroup]

He can eat ze bugs.

[@TheDoomerBlox]

@@rossmanngroup delicious bug bugger, very helfy, yomy yomy

[@cuppacuddles2058]

​@@rossmanngroup c'mon let him have a little pellet as a treat!

[@Drazil100]

@@cuppacuddles2058 Underaged consumption of food pellets is Illegal. He needs to be at least 18 years old in fish years before he is allowed to eat food pellets.

[@cuppacuddles2058]

@@Drazil100 my apologies for my ignorance and not being aware of such law. I retract my prior statement.

[@rossmanngroup]

the overhead camera with the mic died from a storm yesterday :( I am going to liquid proof it after repairing it and have that up soon. for now, the fish stream just loops background music with an underwater cam. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2HUiYeCpdh8q5Y

[@-.-Time.Stamp_]

crowd fund a 360 VR camera and place at center pool for Quest VR experiencr

[@Splarkszter]

I know it's a pain in the ass but next time select the option of "pro video" so you can manually adjust the focus if it doesn't want to.

[@invincible98]

Will you interview Ross Scott on Stop Killing Games campaign

[@kirkrowe2901]

My guess is that as the water softens the food, baby fishy is managing to suck a few crumbs off with each 'bite'. Some day!

[@wongway40]

baby fishy drinking food soup

[@tactileslut]

Until then, the Gobstopper temptation is REAL.

[@bernardomachadodesouza]

Fish are nice, almost makes me forget my burning hatred of modern tech

[@codegeek98]

"yes I agree I'm 13 or older to use Signal" If that fish is old enough to eat pellets, he's old enough to consent to having his personal data trafficked!

[@EvelynLogan-od7zc]

James 😊

[@codegeek98]

@@EvelynLogan-od7zc suspicious profile

[@ChurchAutoTest]

I suspect the voice Louis used while he spoke for the little fish is what stoned Louis sounds like...

[@MrBelles104]

Can you blame the little fishy for trying? He's been living the dystopian nightmare of standardized meals for as long as he's known. Fuck algae. All my homies hate algae.

[@stephenn504]

Louis, not sure where else to post this so I’ll say it here. Please look into Lenovo and their ridiculous practice of putting S/N in motherboards. Had to repair a legion t5 desktop that the mobo died. Ordered a mobo FROM Lenovo and replaced it. Turn on the pc and no OS found due to invalid S/N. Technical support informs me that only Lenovo can write the SN in bios with a device only usable by Lenovo. They want me to pay $110 plus $40 for shipping to do the repair. Not to mention price I paid for cutdown junk of a mobo I already purchased from them and paid for shipping. Never a mention of this in the order or a disclaimer. Look into this anti consumer POS company. It’s a f*ckin mobo and they want to control everything. Will inform buyers to stay clear of them. Thanks.

[@vadnegru]

Maybe it's the problem with secure boot?

[@stephenn504]

@@vadnegru no, Lenovo support told me directly they need to write the sn in bios string. Only them or levnovo technician can do it. Only reason I decided to go with the same overpriced cut down barebones mobo was because the case has 4 proprietary cables and a proprietary cpu cooler which would cost the customer more than just replacing the mobo.

[@pbasista]

@@stephenn504 I would not blindly trust their claim that "Only them or levnovo technician can do it.". I would read it more in a sense that Lenovo wants you to think that only they can do it. They could, in theory, for example cryptographically sign their firmware and the motherboard hardware might be configured to only load it if the signature matches a few preconfigured ones that belong to Lenovo. But whether that is indeed the case remains to be seen. Also, maybe there is a way to bypass this. Plus, you might still be able to just change a few chips from the original motherboard and work-around the issue completely.

[@stephenn504]

@@pbasista I read a bunch of forums on Lenovo site and researched the issue. It does seem possible with a firmware update tool but I did not feel comfortable doing it without any guidance on it to end up breaking the customers motherboard. One of the main benefits of a desktop is being able to swap broken parts or upgrade. The point of my post it that Lenovo wants roughly $150 to write a SN into bios code and $150 for a POS motherboard to simply replace a motherboard is anti consumer. The case and cooler are proprietary which means you basically have to pay them to fix it. It’s out of warranty and they need to know what you’re doing with a product you purchased 5 years ago is ridiculous. I wasn’t looking for tips, I was just hoping Louise would just look into it. And call them out on it. Thanks for the advice but I told customer to send the mobo back don’t not to purchase Lenovo product again.

[@EvelynLogan-od7zc]

Stephen

[@gleb.salmanov]

"If chewing isn't eating, pellets aren't food" - _xXx_f1sh1e2024_xXx_

[@deathbysnoosnoo3713]

that fish wants the right to eat any food

[@Enonymouse_]

Fish are like horses, they'll eat until its no longer healthy for them to eat.

[@gleb.salmanov]

In that regard, I am like horses as well

[@Tenaciousanimations]

The thumbnail looked like a board repair video. I was so excited

[@rossmanngroup]

How dare you compare my fishy to a MacBook board. He's never been so offended in his life.

[@wongway40]

a board repair video trumps a kitty video trumps a fishy video

[@Arturro671]

Louis - I am a fihkeeper for life, don't know, maybe you're too. But what I've learnt from owning a pond and having 6 fish tanks is that what you've got with the circulation of water is a good thing. Getting ,,waste" in one corner is beneficial - you can place a filter pickup there or when you do a water change you can take water from that dirty spot. I do water changes in my fishtanks every 2 weeks (about 30% of water) and my pond I do once a year after winter (it freezes over, I have to keep my waterfall running in order for it not to freeze over completely. Just my opinion - about the food going everywhere I don't have that problem in my pond because of waterlilies. They are good for many reasons - additional filtering of waste in the system, they keep sunlight in summer away from water, keeping the water cooler and birds can't really prey on your koi.

[@Danominator]

Even fish are changing terms of the sale now? I guess the possibilities are endfish

[@steve2256]

Instead of rearranging all your filters you can try adding a wave/circulation pump. I used that in my pond with great success.

[@rossmanngroup]

i have a 5200GPh pump going to an ultima ii filter, another 5200 GPH pump going to a giant waterfall with large mesh filter units in it just for picking up fish shit, and then a bunch of box filters on the bottom for grabbing shit off the bottom so the pond camera is clear there, and then a few for moving the water around in a circle in the corner before it gets shot out into the intake of the other two filters, two are streams above water just because they find that fun.

[@steve2256]

@@rossmanngroup Yea....You have a lot more filtration then I do in my pond. I doubt even the Wave II 17000 High Speed would be able to fight against the vortex you have created.

[@donthet1]

I like how the video cuts out with Louis talking Almost like the camera could hear him and went "you're done buddy".

[@EvelynLogan-od7zc]

Anthony 😊

[@socalodeas]

That's the most joyful and zen tech rant I have ever heard in my life, and I feel seen.

[@CeeeVeee]

I like fish

[@Whit3WolfXArcadia]

Piracy is morally correct

[@RealJonzuk]

Facts

[@voiceofthelegion578]

Set sail me harties

[@trashmonkey2866]

lol I came for the repair videos, stayed for the guy

[@BansheeBunny]

I fed fish at a Sate hatchery, everything from fry to adult Salmon. Fish food comes in many sizes to accommodate the stages of life.

[@jordanmatthew6315]

Fish refused to accept the terms of service of that meal. lol X''D

[@EvelynLogan-od7zc]

Jordan

[@XxMsrSzprzxX]

"Hey how's it flowing I hope you're having a wonderful swim. This is how I'm getting effed and I'm your host, Fishy Koimann. This bastid has now made my pellets too big to eat. Ok that's all I can remember, I hope you learned something that you'll forget in 5 minutes time, bye now."

[@bc-guy852]

You could grind the pellets up a bit - even in your hands - to make big pellets into little pellets... no soldering required either!

[@gleb.salmanov]

...though soldering _is_ required if you want to make bigger pellets out of smaller ones.

[@Drazil100]

@@gleb.salmanov Don't feed fish solder. Not even with the appropriate amount of flux.

[@ferdis7]

Fluid dynamics with Louis

[@Arakamira]

1:40 "sometimes he starts being koi"

[@fuzzy8593]

Not sure who AL G. is, but I imagine it is unpleasant being eaten.

[@chrisso1029]

Ali G in his salad days

[@egarcia1360]

04:42 Apple finally took him out

[@trashmonkey2866]

Shit made my day

[@youdontknowme5969]

🐟 "I'm a big fish now."

[@svartedauden3566]

how dare you give him pellets too big for his mouth! 0:45 LOL

[@alexv3780]

"You wouldn't pirate a Koi fish.." 😂

[@EvelynLogan-od7zc]

Alex

[@unknownerorr2740]

The pond update we all needed, thank you for all your fish and all your rants

[@hefty_tm3871]

Microsoft’s forced arbitration policy with a link to a form that leads to nowhere

[@xulshaenlightened5860]

“That’ll do, fish.” 🐠

[@baraka629]

Fish as a Service

[@UlvenKvitravn]

Man, taking care of that pond and the life within must be very satisfying. Been thinking of growing a plant indoors. I mainly I just wanted to do genetic modifications to garlic the old-fashioned way with ionizing radiation..... I like garlic and have X-ray equipment lol

[@T_nology]

Hey Louis, I really enjoyed this video. I'm hoping I can see more content like this because it's enjoyable to watch the fish while hearing you talk.

[@sokoloft3]

Louis. You might be able to use a ESP32-CAM for your under water camera. There are many projects that turn it into a security camera, or just a mjpeg stream. It also has a build in bright LED.

[@gleb.salmanov]

So that he can stream the fishes at a glorious 480i resolution and a framerate of 10 FPS? Over what, an underwater wifi connection? (Radio is notoriously problematic to get working underwater) ESP32 is a fantastic bang for its buck, but it's most probably not the tool for the job. An RPi 5 _might_ be, with some proper casing.

[@JenOween]

Upvoting for shitting on the Pixel. I used to have a 4a, but I frequently called it the Google Regret: Buyer's Remorse edition.

[@sirpuppy1]

loving the fish videos! dont know anything about board repair but i've been loving watching your content for a long time now. very unique channel and i hope you stick around for a long time!

[@Spolt_main]

4:45 😂 the way Louis suddenly gets cut off mid rant.

[@Zyo117]

While saying "shit tech"

[@Caaaammmm]

We need more of this Louis, a lot more!

[@allanchoy1386]

Which Pixel you got? I got the Pixel 8 Pro and, while there are a lot of things I dislike about it, I've never had a problem with the camera.

[@pinkiepingas]

This is informative, and very fortunate

[@OneHappyDolphin]

This has GOT to be the best Video On the ENTIRETY OF KZbin!!! Seriously Scroll back up there and Look at the Little Fishy Try to eat big food!!!! DO IT!!!!! IT MADE ME SO DAMNED HAPPY!!!!!!!

[@fortnitemaster2114]

Totally right about the pixel, I have the same problem. Maybe the iToddlers were right....

[@EvelynLogan-od7zc]

John

[@ConditionsCloudy]

Also as always, I did learn something. Thanks, Louis!

[@BeautifuI]

I support the fish content 🪷

[@OldWoodbridgeMom]

You make every day better. Thanks.

[@davidwood9966]

My stepson keeps fish in a big tank. My favourite ones are the three or four cleaner fish that go around hoovering up the muck on the bottom. Everyone else leaves them alone to do their job. It really doesn’t seem like the worst life to have in the tank.

[@thechroniclesofcriss942]

this is the kind of high quality drama thriller I'm here for.

[@Austin-kt7ky]

I wonder if Sponsor Block will skip the whole video.

[@Thiccolo]

Louis because of you I Pirate everything now. Before I would only do it selectively but now I just do it everywhere. Even if it's a creater's intention is to offer just services,their terms of service says otherwise until that changes it's free game

[@jonathan198627]

2. You and Epic agree to resolve disputes between us in individual arbitration (not in court). We believe the alternative dispute-resolution process of arbitration will resolve any dispute fairly and more quickly and efficiently than formal court litigation. Section 12 explains the process in detail. We’ve put this up front (and in caps) because it’s important:

[@a2aaron]

after having defeated apple and lenovo, louis turns to fighting his koi fish for consumer rights

[@xxPYROxxJONESxx]

Hes probably managing to scrape soft bits of pellet off. Smart fishy

[@lematstudios265]

This is Informative and Fortunate thank you Baby Fishy

[@slamrock17]

I like your fish. Very nice 👌

[@20NewJourney23]

That's adorable. Hahaha so cute! I wonder if I could have some fish in our larger duck pool that the ducks don't tend to use. It may be too shallow for fish (12 inches deep). I need something to prevent algae.

[@RoguePisigit]

Goddammit, Louis; this is one of the most goddamn freaking adorable videos I've seen in a long time, and this isn't even one of the MANY channels I follow specifically LOOKING for adorable. Damn you!!

[@jaym5938]

Note to self: don't buy a Pixel.

[@_thresh_]

That fishies suffering should be a warning to anybody who changes the terms of the sale after purchase

[@TheHrb1234]

"Fish waiting for someone to crush some darn food for him/her to eat"

[@Toaster-uy7lk]

I have a pixel (p6) too and can confirm that it always doesn't focus when you want to take a photo of something interesting lol

[@x-user3462]

"I hope you learn something" 😂

[@Candyman2020_]

fish

[@h0110wkn1ght-y]

Next objective: - build a fish pond and raise some fish

[@legionofanon]

I wanna build a pond and plant cover to encourage dragonflies. I think fish would ruin the dragonfly part lol

[@jcolt84]

Pixel is the best phone I’ve ever owned. I say this while typing on an iPhone 15 Pro Max, that literally has no back gesture to go back. I am so sick of having to reach out to the top left-hand corner and tap a back button when the pixel you can just swipe from the left and go back.

[@KatastrophicNoodle]

Like a toddler crying because he can't have daddy's beer.

[@Jon-hx7pe]

how much power does that pond use?

[@r.h.0101]

This is a very interesting side of Louis.

[@danbike5243]

I want to see more about this pond and set up

[@asymmetrx]

Will you record something about Durov's arrest?

[@Ludak021]

He's chipping away at them, he does get smaller chunks to eat, don't worry. It's normal for fish to do that. :)

[@A_barrel]

A baby guppy I had did this. I needed to take tweezers and pull the food out of his mouth because it was bigger than him and he couldn't spit it out.

[@ChromiaCat]

Who marked the first 47 seconds as Sponsor lol

[@justpassnthru]

With all of those pumps how many little fishes get sucked up into the intakes? 🐟🐠🐡

[@TeH.j0keR]

Coy pond looking real nice.

[@CentreMetre]

Im not trying to be a dick, but i do have a question. What makes this fish stuff enjoyable for you louis/other people? Again, not trying to be like "Why tf are you doing this, this is lame!!", we all have our niche enjoyments, im just genuinly curious as to what makes this enjoyable to some people. :)

[@rossmanngroup]

seratonin & dopamine in the brain at proper levels

[@MajinMew]

It's human nature to raise pets. Gives you a sense of responsibility, adds a little extra meaning to your life, and it's free entertainment.

[@voiceofthelegion578]

A well maintained tank can be a beautiful piece of furniture for your home, when you take care of something you inevitably get attached to it which makes you happy, and the sound of running water is a very nice thing to have in running in the background. But fish tanks are a lot of work so it's definitely not for everyone.

[@pauljs75]

I think it's on par with gardening, you have a lot of control over that environment. So your changes and influence over it really shows. And if the things you like about it start thriving, it's also the satisfaction of being able to do something right.

[@pickle9232]

Consider trying to make a strong curent section and a section with slow moving or still water as fish do like to rest

[@Brian-L]

What happens if you put a cat in a fish pond?

[@pvshka]

The cat gets wet

[@cybertony]

you get a catfish

[@vincei4252]

Just keep swimming,Just keep swimming,Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming 🐟

[@notpoliticallycorrect4774]

You sure didn't have a Koi pond in NY! The rest of us would break a couple of pellets up for the fish, but Louis just keeps tormenting it for the video, lol.

[@kamilpietrynko5405]

Perhaps it does not have the strength to go against the current vortex and is trying to nibble what is close.

[@notbfg9000]

The food looks like someone spilled packaging foam :) Seen the fox again lately? 🦊

[@pauljs75]

Seems KZbin took a steaming dump on Firefox users recently by crippling their own site in various ways. Any chance you can post some of this content on other platforms too, so it'll be possible to watch without freezing every 10 seconds?

[@beansdad70]

Your pond is coming along nicely. That little koi is loving his plethora of pellets! 🟠🐟

[@nug700]

Everyone remember when Eli The Computer Guy lost it and decided to obsessively record ducks instead? Apparently history does repeat itself

[@ChazBuns]

lol I have a pixel 8 and am most likely preordering a pixel 9 pro fold, the camera is indeed weird but I’m sure I’ll figure it out. But man the determination on the face of that precious little guy is every bit as clear as it would be on a nerf branded child’s camera. One day you will eat dem pellets like the champ you are :3

[@dispositivosdesalomao7874]

its been 4 days without "how you're getting Effed - by Louis Rossmann", where are you man? i need my daily dose of man ranting at camera, my feeling of disbelief in society, thirst for revenge against big corporations, etc.

[@thejackal007]

1:40 He stops being Koi... Louis, that was bad. :)

[@nocreothatyoumichechtentie1492]

What a cute fishy indeed

[@TheYamatoSushi]

Thanks for this video

[@byteme6620]

Do you have a nine of coi? "Go Fish."

[@user-ew8lt6yi2i]

very.. fishy video 🤭