The Flabbergasting Tale of a Washed up Movie Star

Steven Seagal is one of the most insane people I have ever made a video about. in this True story Documentary we will look at many crazy things, from him being Honoured as the first private citizen to destroy a Nuclear Device to his friendship with Vladimir Putin. we will watch him dance, see him running, see if he is a fake martial arts master and look at the many many lies that he tells. is he a navy seal? working with the CIA? training MMA fighters? is he the true master of bullshido?
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[@childofcascadia]

Steven Seagal is the adult version of that kid in junior high who claimed he was raised in a secret ninja clan and his dad was in the CIA.

[@ellessandraramsay1841]

😂

[@crabcrab2024]

I stopped claiming that when I was 10.

[@Acheron666]

When he said “my father was a Russian Mongol.” 😂🤣 In the UK, that means “my Russian father was a retarded idiot.” 🤣 Calling someone a “Mongol,” is an insult here, lmao

[@Acheron666]

@@crabcrab2024 Where I grew up, there were two brothers who acted hard AF threatening everyone in school. They said their dad was part of the “special police force”. 🤣😂 So a few of us went to their door after school, as one of the people they bullied had had enough and wanted to scrap with them……Their dad came to the door and said “Don’t mess with my sons…I’m in the Special police.” 🤣😂🤣 Grown ass 30 odd year old dude, claiming things that little kids say 🤦🏻😂

[@crabcrab2024]

@@Acheron666 😁 He should have just said he was a Jedi master and forbid you kids to mess with his padowan (pedo-van?).

[@Bishop228]

Fun fact: Seems a lot of people don’t notice it, but in the Lawman show, when Steven is riding in a vehicle passing up some kids standing around on the street, they say “Hey, that’s Steven Seagal” as he rides by. Their mouths aren’t even moving. The show then uses the same exact audio clip in multiple episodes. How stunningly lame is that?!

[@streptococo4735]

Kids would RARELY know he even exist, the dude is only known by milenials and baby boomers.

[@fortisch]

​@@streptococo4735 isnt the show a little bit older?

[@IceJJFishArchive]

zoomers who discover Steven Seagal are, at youngest, teens who may take comfort knowing that a F grade on a math test is better than being fkn Steven Seagal

[@Oooo-bi7bi]

I have never got further than a couple of minutes into his terrible films.

[@AGHORNATH18]

​@streptococo4735 there is a whole other generation twixt the two dummy.

[@Davidtrekker]

"Abraham Lincoln would still be alive, had I not been sent to another location by the CIA that day" - Steven Seagal

[@Playerofakind]

lol

[@duck1889]

Steven is the type of person will wake up his entire family to tell them that he is going to sleep.

[@APBinVTA]

That's a good one! That's fucking spot the fuck on! You're a genius, and you nailed the One True Bulshido Master for all he is... Be well...

[@Ar1AnX1x]

its impressive how all these actors and people who met him dislike him and find him ridiculous usually all clowns and narcissists like this at least have some people that like them but this dude repels everyone, its impressive

[@carlpanzram7081]

The only thing he was ever good at was creating a fake image of himself.

[@gary-pietz4147]

He is the ultimate super narcissist

[@lifeisstrange1997]

No.. I thought the same. They have to be as miserable as them to form an ally and a narc can't bond.. honestly they just act like they like them.. afterwards they all say the same. People aren't so dumb. My ex is a high class narc too. 😂 And that was the case.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

He kinda reminds me of some old guy with a orange face.

[@LeonelEBD]

Then you have dictators of foreign countries trying to appeal to their own people by meeting a celebrity. Little do they know about the ridiculousness of Seagal and how that further destroys their image 😂

[@davidjames579]

Steven Seagal is what happens if Chuck Norris claimed all Chuck Norris Facts were true.

[@crowncliff]

Underrated comment 😂🤣....but seriously... they aren't true?😫

[@Mixed-Media-Arts]

It was properly rated ya bum

[@emilyemily444]

😂😂😂😂

[@miike2]

steven segal true statements can cure cancer. sadly, he only spits bullshit.

[@JohnSmith-gi2oy]

Uhh they are true

[@ryandonovan5205]

Steven Seagul saved my life in Nam, I wasn't in Nam, wasn't even born yet but some how he did it. Yeah he's that good 👍

[@debbieannsmith8962]

😂😂😂

[@MrMvidz]

I knew it! This video is just BS, of course Steven is legit ;)

[@southofheck]

Haters will say it’s fake

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

Steven Seagal saved my life in Nam, or whatever that name of that sketchy titty bar was, where he grabbed the last fish tacco right before I could get it and then had food poisoning for like three days. And yes, that plot was better than 90% of Steven's movies.

[@DizzyDez613]

He saved MY life in World War 4.

[@DeepFriedHallelujah]

What a hit piece. It’s documented fact he is 50% Russian, Italian, Irish, African American, Japanese, and Mongolian. That’s 300% and I’d challenge anyone else to be 300% anything ⚔️

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

You have overlooked one very important fact. A divine being is 107% of everything at all times

[@ashscott6068]

Just LOOK at the guy! He is CLEARLY 300% of a normal human being! I could crawl right through one of his sleeves without touching cloth!

[@dimitrishow_D]

Steven stegal is my son

[@frankthetank8216]

I heard he is also 75% Native American

[@ItsMeMattCarter]

That's some Scott Steiner level math shit there lmfao!!!!!

[@rickbeezer34]

Imagine Stallone calling Seagal back in the day asking him to be his opponent in a Rocky film??.. I am sure Seagal says to Stallone "Well Rocky dies in this one right?"

[@randombalkaner4363]

Every Rocky opponent was either built like a tank or a legit boxer, Steven was neither, he was built like a giraffe in the begining and is built like an elephant now. Also his he would decline the second he figured out that he wouldn't be able to flip Rocky over a table with his Akido.

[@elyaqui5324]

"i just wish stallone was here so i can kick his Fuc*** A**"

[@benwinter2420]

Red dawn of revenge on Rocky . . the Belarus giraffe

[@lukematthew613]

He defeated a terminator model 101 with his bare hands so yeah common.

[@smilingearth5181]

Steven Seagal's not washed up because to be washed up you have to had a good career.

[@feraltaco4783]

Facts!

[@meatlemonade3338]

you have to admit, it's kind of impressive to be washed up before you even get started!

[@QaRajhCreations]

Man never made it out of the drain

[@Shinobubu]

@@QaRajhCreations 🤣

[@AdamOBrien29]

Him using a Hendrix guitar is a war crime

[@doublep1980]

He also owns one of Albert King's Gibson Flying V guitars, yeah...

[@yvesheinrich5013]

I'm shocked he literally owns the original.

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

money money money. I wonder how many genuinely historied real swords are sitting in a big room somewhere to never get touched.

[@katarinatibai8396]

​@@AdamOwenBrowning😭😭😭💔

[@katarinatibai8396]

💯💯💯💔💔💔😭😭😭

[@meredithgrubb4497]

Steven thinking he is hard for sneak attacking stuntmen says everything about his personality.

[@rollowarlin8450]

The other stuntmen got even with little stevie.

[@batarasiagian9635]

Strongly agree.

[@derekm424]

I like how he cried when in court against real gangsters and crapped himself when being choked out 😅. Those stuntmen should've ... Nm I don't want my comment deleted again lol. You know what I mean

[@troglodyteemperor2218]

Steven's a legend in his own mind everything he does has to be epic. He can't go to the store for milk without slaying the Yakuza, recovering the Arc of the covenant, restoring peace in the middle east, and of course killing off 9 number 6s from McDonald's..

[@juannegron6889]

You forgot cookies he loves the f out of them😂😂😂

[@thomashassall96]

​@@juannegron6889 and birthdays...he loves to every m****r f*****g birthday 🥴

[@thomashassall96]

Snatch* 😂✊

[@TheArizonaAssasin]

He’s a sad, insecure, rapey creep. The only belts he’s getting these days are longer ones to keep his pants up when he’s standing in the buffet line.

[@alucardzutain6062]

"...and of course killing off 9 number 6s from McDonald's.." You made my Day by making me spit out my fucking Coffee 😂

[@malcolmcurve9511]

Seagul mockingly laughing when Michael J White, a legitimate Hollywood martial artist, was glorified in his presence is the most Seagal thing ever. Classic stuff

[@elijahishere]

That part was so funny lol. Not only is Michael Jai White a trained martial artist who also had his share of good ol street brawls, but he's still in INCREDIBLE shape. I would pay top dollar to see him smack tf out of Seagal.

[@stickiedmin6508]

The interviewer should have told him, "He's standing right behind you" - watch him flinch.

[@Eidolon5150]

@@elijahisherenot only is he a legit martial artist and jacked, but he has incredible speed and power for how big he is. Watch him throw kicks and that bags flys.

[@Neville007]

And according to him, White was told by the producers of "Exit Wounds" it was OK if he beat him up for real during their fight scene, because they were all tired of his shit. And in real life Seagal was very careful not to provoke White in any way.

[@Martial-Mat]

Classic Dunning Kruger arrogance.

[@PWigglman1492]

Seagalian here. Local Chapter Member 920. Self nominated chapter president. Hailing under Sensei Seagal, AKA... Papa Pudgy Titts, Papi Paddycakes, Sensei Land Manatee, etc. Our lord has many shapes and sizes. Thank you for taking the time to keep this documentary true and common. **PUBLIC ANNOUNCMENT** Steven Seagal's DNA has recently added to Svalbard Global Seed Bank in case of a global catastrophe.

[@jeffplissken8996]

It’s funny to hear of Seagal at a party with Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis and Van Damme, because I’ve always felt that Seagal only gets work when a movie can’t afford any of those four much better action guys.

[@yvesheinrich5013]

I can truly see all those four actors playing in Seagal's first five movies and making them better and more character-developed.

[@MrLondonGo]

@@yvesheinrich5013 those movies do still slap though

[@eddiebear34]

He was at his "peak" at that point. The rest probably thought he was gonna be part of the elite action actors. Either that or sly was looking to see a fight between him and J C. I'm surprised arnie was there. Seems like it was that era when he and sly hated each other.

[@leonardoantonio8756]

Well actually Demolition Man was for Seagal and Van Damme but both turned it down, so Stallone and Snipes ended doing that movie, so actually was Stallone that had Seagal's leftovers.. amazing isn't it?

[@eddiebear34]

@leonardoantonio8756 it's not the beat of films. But it would have been terrible with segal in it. Because someone says no to a part, doesn't make it leftovers either. Both sly and pachino were offered hans solo in star wars and didn't like the idea of it. Yet it was a massive franchise

[@heinrichmuller7974]

i imagine steven seagal's inner monologue sounds like that guy who did all the action movie trailers in the 80s and 90s, and he's saying *"steven seagal, IS, steven seagal, IN, steven seagal THE MOVIE!"* and that shit just plays on loop 27/7/365 ... might explain a whole lot lol

[@stevebell4853]

"I'm just a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude......"

[@vanillathunder3024]

It’s absolutely hilarious how Seagal picks up whatever accent of the people he’s talking about. Talking to a Russian? Russian accent. If you’re Asian, he’ll bow to you (thanks Tom Segura for that joke) . Talking about blues music? He speaks “jive”. The man is a true chameleon.

[@ladislavjonas977]

And who could forget "me want the punani". Apparently, he's part rastafarian/jamaican too.

[@katarinatibai8396]

It's a special narc power 😂

[@SqualidsargeStudios]

@SparksProxoh yeah he is absolutely a full blown autist, and a total arsehat. His bullshitery and sound of voice is close to the same level as rump

[@hotmealsonwheels4738]

Only difference is a chameleon is actually good at camouflaging into their surroundings. This guy is like a fucking rainbow colored clown in a padded cell of an insane asylum. Lmao.

[@JORDAN-CHRISTOPHERSPENCER]

Kinda like that democrat who started speaking jive.

[@yhsh1874]

Legend says that Steven Seagal once astral-projected to have his spirit train in martial arts in Japan without actually physically being there. Part of this story is in fact confirmed as no one can recall him in Japan.

[@geofff.3343]

Steven Seagal is what happens when a 10 to 14-year-old boy never finds their own kind of personality.

[@feraltaco4783]

They pick something then base their entire life and personality around it.

[@p.d.l7023]

Much like The Joker, he'll never tell you the same story about himself twice. 😅

[@p.d.l7023]

We made the same joke..

[@yellowgetbright]

Joker did it just to fuck with people, this joker here did it cuz he wants you to believe how awesome he is.

[@BrettOPediaTV]

The difference being that the Joker is actually intelligent

[@Ultron_Avengers_number_1_hater]

One has a genius level intellect, and the other is a fat washed up actor.

[@Ultron_Avengers_number_1_hater]

One has a genius level intelligence, while the other is a master of bullshido.

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

I have a buddy of mine who has the ego of Seagal. He's a black belt in karate, he almost became a navy seal (says the military had other plans for him), expert marksman, knows many lethal techniques, passed nursing school with a 4.0 GPA. He's done it all apparently. I never call him out on any of it because it's amusing watching people suck themselves off so much.

[@juniorsanchez7441]

Hahahhaa its the gift that keeps on giving

[@tanithsfinest]

I used to work with a guy like that, he was like 25 when I knew him, and in his years he was in a Texas prison for murder, joined the prison death cult called "gladiator camp", was recruited as a mercenary and killed his way across Eastern Europe. Participated in the Kumite, but not that sissy one you've heard of, the one where everyone gets a knife and it's 100 fights to the death. Dude was like 350 lbs, and I just loved to hear all of his war stories.

[@JackBarrett7]

Watch videos by Don Shipley. Hes a retired career Seal instructor, and he spends his retirement flying around America calling out fake seals..and 9/10 times it's "you wont find a record of me, I was black ops/special forces, it's all classified".

[@ahar7624]

I hear that, i have a friend like that, a nice guy who covers up his insecurities with dickheadery

[@JORDAN-CHRISTOPHERSPENCER]

if i ever encounter people who lie constantly about stupid stuff thats easily disproven, i walk away.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Yes. "I grew up in the ghetto. I had to dodge bullets and drive by shootings every time I left my house. I had to fight gang members to get to school." (In 1950's Lansing) I find this especially hilarious because I live in Lansing. There were 7 car assembly plants in Lansing in the 50s and 60s when Seagull was a kid. Lansing was nice then. It's not horrible even now. When I moved to Lansing in the 80s at the height of the crack epidemic it was bad, but still nothing like Detroit, Philadelphia, or Brooklyn. I never had to dodge bullets or fight gangs in Lansing.

[@jasonlatoski6298]

I agree I live in Lansing as well and it's not bad other than your every day crack head trying to ask for change outside of 7-11

[@farfaraway4285]

That’s because Steven fought them for you. He took bullets you were not even aware of. That’s the kind of hero he is, always humble. 😂

[@peebay3515]

Steven Seagull had to because he was Above the Law and was always Under Siege.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

@@farfaraway4285 🤣🤣

[@fuzzytransmissionman]

Man's life is just a 90s arcade cabinet game.

[@danielhance1467]

Steven seagal is the living embodiment of I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school

[@gavingowans5440]

😂😂😂😂

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

(16:30) "I'm Russian - my family are from Vladivostok and Belarus." With a gesture that suggested it was the same area. Belarus isn't Russia. The capital of Belarus is Minsk, with the distance from Vladivostok to Minsk being 6062 miles / 9756 kilometers - not exactly the same neighbourhood. That's how much he knows about his ancestry.

[@chiefteefteefreturns3320]

Steven seagal came to Fort Knox back in 2004 and he was telling all the soldiers he was an amazing shot and the cia told him he was the best shot they had ever seen. So he was taken to the firing range and was given a rifle and asked to show us how good he was. The excuse was he was making a movie soon and couldn’t risk a shouler injury shooting 😂😂😂. This is true and really happened. I never saw the range incident personally but I saw the video footage. He is also banned from all US military posts due to other reasons I can’t type out

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😅 sounds about right, surprised he didn't tell you about his time with the navy seals tho!

[@joshuajoseph8924]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 the gravy seals

[@meatpuppet5036]

Well if he's been gobbling off Putin, that's enough to get a ban.

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

@@deanjustdean7818 Russel Crowe actually jacked his face up filming Gladiator.

[@garethjones4742]

Reasons you can't write; deep throating poitins button mushroom

[@dennisyoungblood7752]

If Steven was self aware, he'd probably be the funniest man on the planet. As it is, he's still hilarious, just in all the wrong ways.

[@katarinatibai8396]

💯💯💯

[@gabriellang7998]

In my country we called him "wood-man". Due to his expressions in the movies. A joke was that you could place a log next to him during a scene and you could not tell who is who by facial expression alone.

[@vampiresquid]

If Steven were self-aware, he'd probably kill himself.

[@kino_61]

​@@gabriellang7998are you from Italy?

[@gabriellang7998]

@@kino_61 No. Did Italians also called him like that? :D

[@darkmacintosh]

Steven speaking with a faux Southern accent will always be hilarious

[@Dallas-l8m]

Byey'all

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I might be stupid but i can never tell if he's even trying to use an accent.

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

>chummy with Putin and Lukashenko So basically he’s white Dennis Rodman.

[@feraltaco4783]

After the Russian/Ukraine war started, he's been pushing his so called Russian roots. If he wants to support Putin so much, he can hop his sorry ass to Russia and stay there.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Or non-orange Donald Trump

[@feraltaco4783]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 🤣🤣🤣

[@nevinbrockett1858]

“I’m gonna take up to the bank Senator Trent… the blood bank.” “Huh, what? I can’t hear you. Why are you whispering, speaking up. Are you here to take my drink order?”

[@feraltaco4783]

Listening to him talk is so frustrating. 😤

[@JameaJimea1175]

Ah yes, the 80s, when shopping at the big and tall store and having a pony tail qualified you as a tough guy.

[@wadetaylor1299]

I belive he didn't have a pony tail tel 90 above the law was only movie he did in the 80s

[@katymbeke8400]

Terry Silver.

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

A lot of people fell for it though lol. To be fair, Above The Law and Under Siege are solid action movies. Plus, his early movies have pretty cool fight scenes, as unrealistic they may be lol. But, that's as far as I'll go with Steven lol.

[@Moonewitch]

​@@FallouFitness_NattyEdition Indeed! Now I can't lie, I was 8 when I first started on his films. I enjoyed all of the early ones. His best will always be 'Under Siege.' I can do without 'Marked For Death.' My favorite will always be 'Out For Justice.'

[@rharms_]

@@FallouFitness_NattyEdition though fight scenes from seagal or speakman looked more real + street than other hollywood martial arts to me , i'm surprised that doesnt get recognized more among all the negetive stories

[@ItsMeMattCarter]

There is still an opponent Steven has never defeated. The legendary Ham Sandwich.

[@insertnamehere5809]

Steven Seagal is a Gravy Seal from Meal Team Six 🦅

[@feraltaco4783]

Kicks his ass every time. It's just too powerful.

[@Adara007]

This was a superb video! The '80s and '90s were the standout decades for fake martial artists. While Seagal's Aikido was competent his behaviour - from the pathological narcissism to the history of SA women - has turned him into a walking or waddling joke.

[@jasondiggs6740]

In the 70's started the fake martial arts film especially after Bruce Lee's death.

[@grantfrith9589]

If you were a twinky he'd be terrifying! I reckon he's murdered millions of the bastards!

[@THE_Glass_Grizzly]

That giggle after "The first one is free but the next one you'll have to pay for" was way to cute for this story. You are not allowed to do this sir, this is heresy of the highest order.

[@CrookedNose2131]

I thought it was lame and stopped watching at thst point. Nothing cutesy about it.

[@donkeysaurusrex7881]

Cesar Romero had so little faith in the Batman tv show getting picked up that he refused to shave his mustache to play the Joker and just forced the makeup people to paint it white.

[@ancogaming]

I really wonder why we've kept making Chuck Norris jokes for decades when this guy is around, lol

[@doublep1980]

Specially if you consider that Chuck Norris: - has actually served in the military, he was a military police officer in the US Air Force - is a legit martial artist which years of actual teaching and competing. Hell, he even went to Brazil to train in BJJ, later in his career with the Gracies & Machados and earned a black belt in BJJ on top of the other fighting styles he trained over the years.

[@kozmosis3486]

Chuck Norris jokes are about what a fkn badass Chuck is - that's their thing. Steven Seagall is perfect to make fun of cuz he is such a retard and takes himself way too seriously. Two diff types of humor tho. A Steven Seagall joke would be more similar to a polack joke, making fun of how dumb or ridiculous the guy is.

[@allewis4008]

Chuck was a legit champion and a really nice guy

[@freakazoid4691]

@@allewis4008as actors I’d say chuck and Steven are pretty close though.

[@reidmason2551]

@@freakazoid4691 Norris has more personality and a sense of humor about himself. Not a great actor, but far more engaging and charming by miles.

[@nomudnolotus4410]

Although the word narcissist is used way too often these days, when describing Segal, it cannot be used enough.

[@kozmosis3486]

a literal textbook example

[@AnnWahlquist]

He's really one of them...

[@AnnWahlquist]

Either that or he's a pathological liar....

[@souhung69]

​@@AnnWahlquist why not both?

[@markwalch6065]

​@@AnnWahlquistthe 2 are mostly exclusive.

[@slackerofhell]

Steven Seagal is tge kind of dude that would get jealous over the Chuck Norris meme not being about him

[@mrmarvelous2109]

Man, im from Serbia, and that prime minister you showed handing him the passport is now our president for 2 mandates straight, and general public doesnt hold him in high regard with what he's done with our country over the years. And speaking of Seagal, he was the top action star for many boomers here today, and for many he still is.

[@betsyvanek9275]

This "Boomer says it ain't so!"

[@jamesedward3619]

Seagal says Putin's name like he's teaching you how to pronounce it.

[@terrydavis8451]

He reminds me of Eric Cartman.

[@Gen_Kael]

"Steven Seagal is the greateat actor of all time." -Steven Seagal

[@Mixed-Media-Arts]

I can kick Steven Seagal's a$$ - Steven Seagal

[@luther1546]

This video is fraught with inaccuracies. How could you not mention the time that Steven single-handedly took the infinity stones back from Thanos and karate chopped him into the Negative Zone, all without rising from a seated position???

[@thestraydog]

He only did it from a seated position because he couldn't stand up and his donuts would be out of reach

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Fair point, I also forgot to mention the time he was drifting across and a sheriff was mean to him. THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD!!!

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

Honestly, that sounds better than Marvel Phase 5....

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 "Frank, you're confusing your life with John Rambo again..."

[@atomicdancer]

When Steven Seagal was in the Olympics fighting for the gold, he did two sidesteps and a triple slap, while wearing a blind fold. And when Steven Seagal was in the Alps, fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath, and saved the maidens fair. And when Steven Seagal travelled through time, to the year 3010, he fought the evil Robot King, and saved the human race again. So what would Steven Seagal do, If he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two. That's what Steven Seagal would do.

[@drips1030]

His poor kids. Growing up and realising your father is a fake joke.

[@awandererfromys1680]

No, he's a real joke. Faking would imply he can act.

[@garthdyland.6258]

What do you mean, he bailed on his first wife, then married another and got Kelly Leblanc pregnant while married to both. Is he Mormon also ? (I apologize to all of those in the Mormon religion but I can’t spell poly -lig-amous and spell check can’t either)

[@drips1030]

@@garthdyland.6258 He is a wrongun. A scumbag.

[@ProfessorKenneth]

Stevens mental health...delusion of grandeur should really be addressed. This bloke is sick

[@thestraydog]

You heard him boys, we need to get this video to 3.6m views.

[@Floris_VI]

Yes!

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😅

[@25439]

We 1/36 the way here

[@felixjones9198]

I've watched it 10 times.

[@andrewrossy]

@@felixjones9198😂😂😂

[@roryslaine7896]

"I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent... The blood bank." 😂😂 Gets me every single time.

[@feraltaco4783]

The cringe is so strong that my soul left my body. A human being wrote that line. Another human being read it. Then another human being (debatable) spoke them. WTAF?!

[@michaelmcmillion4823]

I believe he said he taught Anderson Silva the front kick. Silva used that kick on Vitor Belfort at UFC 126. It was awesome to see live. Came out of nowhere. But, everyone in the MMA community knows Sensei Seagal had nothing to do with it. He was actually a running joke back then.

[@SD78]

Silva previously dropped Lee Murray with a front snap kick in Cage Rage. Yes, THAT Lee Murray.

[@filipeisabelinho3425]

I laughed my ass off when I saw the interview after the fight they did with Segal and he just comes out with "I taught him that kick" no hesitation, whatever sticks he doesn't care 😆

[@markwalch6065]

Because of the now controversy surrounding Seagal, Putin has distanced himself. No joke! Let that sink in. Putin...NOT Seagal...felt the need to distance himself!😮😅😅

[@leileyaravencroft]

O.M.G!!!! I REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT THAT! My brain did a hard reset and I forgot about it

[@jamesthomson3372]

Stevie Wonder joke: What's black and screaming? Stevie answering the iron

[@jackclark4598]

at 35 this guy started his career during a mid life crisis where he'd abandoned his family & to his credit he's stayed the course. Steven Seagal's arrested development began when he was already 60% bald. a once-competent aikido teacher & pathological liar gets his chance at the limelight well past his prime & cons his way to a cushy retirement among the statesmen of eastern europe - that's a killer biopic

[@NOCHAA]

Yea you got to give him some credit I guess

[@arson338]

Ya but he's super unlikable so that all means nothing which renders him a massive lol cow

[@LadyDuchess]

Not sure why but that “when he was already 60% bald” line has me 😂🤣.

[@jackclark4598]

​@@LadyDuchess he's got death scalp in Above the Law & then 2 years later he's got this nice thick widow's peak in Under Siege. peep younger pics of him, dude never had a widow's peak

[@LadyDuchess]

@@jackclark4598 I believe you it’s just the way you wrote it had me laughing.

[@BAGGStheAugmented]

Every youtuber is completely relentless against Seagal lately lol. And I love it. Good content. Dude deserves to be mocked and embarrassed.

[@AztecUnshaven]

It gets a lot of "clicks" and it's trendy to hate on Seagal, but he's a legit martial artist. He's done quite a few seminars at BJJ and Judo/Muay Thai schools too.

[@kozmosis3486]

@@AztecUnshaven I guess "legit martial artists" can also be assclowns who cant actually fight anyone in a real match

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@kozmosis3486 there are high level kickboxers and Judo black belts that have trained with him personally. They said he was the real deal. But I guess a random youtube commenter knows more about fighting than they do, right? Lol.

[@FlSKMASTER]

@@AztecUnshaven I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

[@yvesheinrich5013]

@@AztecUnshaven But you're also just a random user commenting on KZbin, claiming this and that.

[@JackBarrett7]

Seagal didnt claim to be immune to being choked out, he claimed he had a move that would break a chokehold, and when LeBell had him in the choke, Seagal grabbed LeBells balls and squeezed..but LeBell just choked harder and Seagal went to sleep and crapped himself.

[@willygonutz9687]

Exactly right. The story has become somewhat muddled over the decades, but you hit all the main points there. *Seagal said he had a move to get out of a chokehold, not that he was immune to being choked out. *He had to convince Gene to try and choke him (Gene was just a stuntman on the set and didn't want to fuck up the star, so wasn't keen to participate). *Seagal went for Gene's balls (his 'move') *Gene just bit down on the pain. *Seagal passed out at shat his pants. And that's just ONE reason why Gene is considered a legend by his peers. And Seagal is considered a joke by the world.

[@HeriEystberg]

​@willygonutz9687 I just saw another KZbin video about Steven, and one of the guys who was there when he got choked out said that Steven did in fact not shit his pants.

[@JackBarrett7]

@@HeriEystberg Then you'll be able to provide the link to the video since you 'just saw' it? FYI, since you cannot, do not do yourself the dishonor of replying. Just accept that you were caught lying and have no defense. That is why adults do not lie. Again, provide your source or stay quiet.

[@KruxisV]

@@JackBarrett7 man, you're awful confident. It'd sure be a shame if someone dropped a link and made you look like a total moron. kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6Spi6iprrx1gbssi=R30-E3UOWDD3lPnl oops

[@olonore]

@@JackBarrett7 kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6Spi6iprrx1gbssi=kn5EY1HLEP9sE7wP

[@angryclown1990]

It's claimed to be a rumor, but it's absoluty a fact that producer Michael Ovits made Steven a movie star as part of a bet. Ovits met Steven when he went to his dojo to take some aikido classes for fitness. Ovits was so powerful, he produced Seagal's first movie just to prove how much control he had in Hollywood, even making sure to hire excellent writers and a director he knew could make the "tallentless, uncharasmatic asshole" look good enough for the movie to be a sucess. Steven continues acting to this day only partly because of his ego. The actual reason he keeps making movies is because he's still on the mob's shit list, and his movies are a vehicle for their money laundering. Though, to be fair, ALL Hollywood movies are a money laundering scheme.

[@blissfulinsomniac5711]

All? Nah.

[@LargeAndRobustPeter]

@@blissfulinsomniac5711 I'm not sure exactly how it works but you're able to write off a ton by making movies. And there's embezzlement frequently, again from what I loosely understand. It's worth investigating. If possible.

[@stephenconnell]

What type of washing machine was used ?

[@OhHesCracked]

@@stephenconnellhas to be one of those commercial ones like the 7 loads for 7.50

[@birdynumnum6262]

​@@stephenconnell They made a movie about it. My Beautiful Laundrette.

[@demonteddybear3510]

I taught John Wick how to use a pencil -Steven Segal

[@treborria4001]

This is a criminally underrated channel, I've been thoroughly enjoying going through all your content. Thanks for the laughs, and I look forward to watching your channel grow.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks hopefully I can continue to entertain you 👍

[@Stuart267]

Steven Seagal was legit terrified of Jai White, he spent majority of filming a movie they did together, injuring stuntmen & extras but the producers wanted to film the big fight between he & Jai White last because they wanted White to beat the shlt out of Seagal for real & Seagal realized this & practically begged Michael not to beat him up.

[@ivanagustinortiz5237]

Michael Jai White is an absolute beast for real, acting wise and as an action star, so it's sad that Seagal chickened out before getting a taste of his own medicine.

[@Stuart267]

@@ivanagustinortiz5237 White refused to beat him up as he's a professional actor unlike Seagal who by all accounts has always been a mediocre actor & an even worse human being, which blows my mind that he had a more successful career than Michael, as you say White is a really talented actor & deserves way more recognition.

[@yvesheinrich5013]

@@Stuart267 I don't think Seagal's career was any more successful than White's, or at least it was for a very short period of time during his height, which lasted maybe seven years.

[@Air_Serpent]

@@Stuart267at least Jay White still has public respect and dignity.

[@Aywusgod]

​@@yvesheinrich5013 Michael Jai White is who Steven Seagal dreams to be. Seagal might be a more globally known name, but MJW has been in some really successful movies while also being well respected among martial artists.

[@AnnWahlquist]

Steven seems to be the only guy who gets MORE hair the older he gets.... Now its a whole bucket of black paint...😁🤣

[@awandererfromys1680]

Discount Ming the Merciless.

[@atacoatemyfajita]

@@awandererfromys1680Underated comment!

[@chrisnelson1928]

NOOOO!!! I could have easily listened to another hour of crazy Seagal stories! Please do a part two 🙏

[@HECKproductions]

the only problem i have with people criticizing steven segal is that they say that aikido is a "fake" martial art aikido in itself is actually a real functioning self defense art which just gets its name tainted by people practicing the art of pretending to be attacked by someone and the attacker then willingly falling over and calling that aikido

[@CNYKnifeNut]

"1% of it is good, it's the 99% of the bad that makes it look bad"

[@GlidingZephyr]

It was so easy for someone with enough influence and money to fabricate whatever they wanted to about their lives, during the 1980's and 1990's. For the most part I hate the internet age and social media, but exposing nonsense like this is one of the most significant benefits.

[@ashscott6068]

Look at it this way: If you put bullshit on the internet, people can spread the facts that prove it to be bullshit, within minutes. When you put bullshit in a book, it's unlikely that anyone will even bother writing a book to address your bullshit. And if they did, it would be months before it hit the shelves. And since it costs money to print books, you have to charge people money to own them, so the very people you're trying to reach, are the very people who will never hear your message. The pre-internet age was much worse. At least in the internet age, when someone tells kids that the Earth is flat, or that they're a secret CIA assassin and totally not fat, there's a chance to reach those kids and tell them the Earth is NOT flat, and Steven Seagal is a morbidly obese slaphead Whose movie career died decades ago, and who now covers up war-crimes for a living, to escape justice for being a sexual predator.

[@nikolasdemoulin8093]

I’m a dumb retard. Disprove THAT….. guys?… d.. disprove that. Why aren’t you disproving that?!

[@PinkiesBrokenWheelchair]

@HarvestMoonHowl Yes, to that thing you said 👍🏻 gets my vote 😁

[@sharonrigs7999]

Frank Dux too lol

[@bonbon4016]

​@@deanjustdean7818 prey on women lol. Stfu no one cares 😂

[@Echo_B]

Seriously confusing and strange how a compulsive liar with 0 acting skills became a known name at all. I cannot see why he ever got as far as he did.

[@meredithgrubb4497]

100% baffling lol.

[@wadetaylor1299]

He broke arms fingers and did shit nobody seen at the time

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

It was a lot easier to fabricate things back then than it is now. You could apparently go pretty far with a good story, some good skills, and some good people to back you up. Just look at Frank Dux.

[@darnellgriffin6005]

Rumor has it as a bet a producer made, if I recall correctly.🤔

[@Lutoria99]

I have this same question for DJ Khalid but with his “producing” career

[@willygonutz9687]

"A fibbing little 🐟, a dishonest little 🐎 .... abigfatlying✨" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kellyloulou81]

I've only just found ur channel lol I think ur brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks 😁

[@Timmichanga361]

Gene only choked out Seagal because his tongue and big toe werent in the correct position

[@StationaryBeggar]

Fun fact: Steven won 4th place in the 2005 street fighter EVO tournament. He was actually the best north american player that year.

[@BamBamKiwi]

That being out there seems normal.But what if he is actually goated on a fightpad

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

No, he didn't. You can actually find place 1 to 4 of the EVO tournaments on wikipedia, in 2005 they played Street Fighter 3 (fourth place: Masahito Tsuji/Japan, Justin Wong/USA came in 2nd) and Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo, with Phillip "DarksydePhil" Burnell/USA in place four being the highest-ranking non-Japanese player. If Steven actually claimed that I guess whe have another Billy Mitchel situation.

[@BamBamKiwi]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo as i said sounds plauseable and it dont ill wait for my awnser thanks.

[@StationaryBeggar]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo Darsydephil (aka PP Burnell) is Steven seagull. They are literally the same person. It's just another name he uses. Look it up.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@StationaryBeggar So, he's a youtuber born in 1982? Looks kinda old for that. His active youtubechannel is DSPGaming.

[@HonkeyKongLive]

I'm half convinced that Seagal's fame is the result of an elaborate prank the entire world decided on in the 80s

[@maxpowers6804]

The man...the myth...and the legend. That's how steven would describe himself, but we know better 🤣

[@manboy4720]

he's certainly one of those things.

[@vixenwinters6375]

The way he speaks during the interview where he's talking about being a jazz musician versus how he speaks... literally every other time, is in itself so very, very telling.

[@hotchquz7613]

He's got the dracula flow haircut unironically

[@gingy30]

If you haven't already, please share this with Space Ice. He will LOVE this.

[@crabcrab2024]

All I need to know about SS is his “friendship” with Putin. That alone does it.

[@Huxtee7]

The fact he got up and walked out immediately after being asked about sexual assualt, tell me he is guilty.

[@philbert006]

It tells me he has sense enough to follow the advice of an attorney, which clearly you don't.

[@OEazy45]

@@philbert006 Exactly right

[@AngerTroll]

So if I accuse you of sexual assault you have to walk around all day proving you didn’t? Gtfo

[@eddietigre6233]

I thought you were about to say that he walked right of his mother’s womb, witch he would probably claim happened 😅

[@artyomarty391]

thank god you're not a judge

[@TheLuggi84]

Steven Seagull has to be the most likeable and humble human being that ever blessed this earth with his existence.

[@CameronM47]

Nailed the analogy of Seagal running, with the clip of Phoebe from Friends. How does Seagal manage in his make believe cop show make Patty Mayo videos look real?

[@IrishTechnicalThinker]

I'll never forget it, I'm a massive UFC fan and couldn't stop laughing the time he said he taught Anderson Silva his kick to win the UFC middle championship belt. It still makes me chuckle to this day.

[@JamesThomas-zl9er]

He looks like an Italian grandma 😂

[@planes3333]

when I get depressed I just look at segall, thanks stephen I really get uplifted as my failures really get me down, my poverty, addictions.......but man I feel like a superstar when I look at you

[@planes3333]

I am very impressed though that he helps kids though, lets hope he can stop raping women, or at least getting charged with sexual assault

[@BruselskySluzebnik]

Sad drunk loser 😅

[@LorenzoVargas1981]

He has a lot in common with Hulk Hogan 😂

[@malachisguides]

Honestly the man has lived a lot like Earnest Hemingway. I wonder if my great grandkids will have to study his movies in 7th grade.

[@ivovanderavert1269]

This is so great. I remember this guy so well from the 90s. He was the movie equivalent of a hamburger: not great cuisine, but great when you're hungry. For some reason I always believed he was part Native American. But perhaps that was just a lie that hasn't surfaced yet.

[@mojojojo6400]

Because he says that himself. He even said it himself in a part of this very video. That his mom is Native American and his dad is Mongolian.

[@turdferguson2]

I'd say he's the movie equivalent of a hamburger because he's plump and smells like hot beef

[@tomfoolery3847]

Man, I love the style of your videos and your dry humour, only found your channel by total accident and I'm glad I did. I hope you're getting more viewers!

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks, I'm glad you found the channel 😁

[@manboy4720]

this video makes me wanna snatch every motherfucking birthday.

[@HRM.H]

Im 99% sure his current movies are purely money laundering. Just take a look into the investors he has gotten and "friends" he has made in the last decade or two.

[@Art-kj5cp]

I got sober like 8months ago and things have been hard, not to say that life isnt getting better, but with dual diagnosis substance abuse /mental health plus homelessness.. I got my work cut out for me. One thing I've referenced in my IOP multiple times is my inability to laugh since I got sober, I mean I chuckle at things here or there or kinda half fake laugh to be polite when someone is trying to cheer me up.. Well as of watching this video I am pleased to announce for first time in almost a year this video absolutely brought me to tears with laughter, thank you so much, I'm a subscriber and fan from here out. Laughter really is the best medicine,Ty

[@18JR78]

Cheers brother. There is plenty of good humor in this world to counter balance the crap.

[@stejer211]

Been there, done that. Being able to laugh again means that the hardest months are behind you. From now on, everything will become easier and simpler as long as you persevere. Well done and good luck.

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

​@@stejer211❤

[@vincentferreira1135]

“The kind of face that only punches can produce.” 😂😂

[@pasteghost428]

Deputy Segal has been a swat sniper in Baghdad for about 35 years. During that time he won the medal of honor so many times he had to start turning them down just to have enough time to train Anderson Silva, Rey Skywalker and Van Damme in the Jedi kicking arts. I love him. ... SALUTE! 🪖 🗡️ 🔫 ✊ 🚓

[@rvh1999]

".......he had to start turning them down......" Man you have no idea HOW HARD THAT MADE ME LAUGH!!! 😆👌😆👌😆👌 Cheers m8

[@urbanarmory]

Many years ago at a 99cent store I found all of Steven's energy drinks. I tasted all (two) of them. They were not very good. I would describe the flavor as Red Bull mixed with Monster in all the worst way.

[@reidmason2551]

Albert Walker of The Agony Booth described Lightning Bolt as "death in a can." He had a miserable time reviewing those drinks for his site, and struggled with the tobacco/nicotine aftertaste in particular.

[@urbanarmory]

@@reidmason2551 I seem to recall that from the "Asian Experience" flavor

[@WobblesandBean]

"Can you think of one?" Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel...

[@kelchninja2153]

Vin diesel is a clown like seagal

[@herbiehopkins]

Van Damme

[@MEGVTRON]

can i laugh in your face again?

[@nikolasdemoulin8093]

Dwayne Johnson has literal fake implants and hasn’t fought a day in his life. Vin deisel played riddick so I’ll let that one slide. Escape from butchers bay is still one of duh greatest. Facts.

[@BucketHeadianHagg]

Let’s not forget Pee Wee Herman!

[@derekm424]

Steven is the poor mans Chuck Norris. I believe south park did the best rendition of him in safe space lol. Great vid!

[@geminicattheinsomniac8408]

Lmfao one of my fav episodes

[@Omnipresent-hy4wc]

He is Half German, Half Shepherd 🤣

[@Kingcobra6699]

The last scene with seagal is just comedy Gold:" The other monk threw him in the Water. You know?!". So deep 😇

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

😅 it's one of the best quotes ever!

[@ZlyJaszczomp]

This is delusion on whole new level

[@-xirx-]

He looked gakked off his face in that last clip.

[@Eener1000]

If I remember right, JC van Damme back in the day was actively trying to get Seagull to fight him after the shittalking, but Seagull made excuses and even fled when van Damme showed up at a place where he was. Van Damme actually competed in real martial art fighting tournaments and was very good, so no wonder Seagull had no intention of facing off against van Damme since he'd get his teeth kicked in.

[@ClickClack_Bam]

JCVD would have beat his ass. He was an amateur bodybuilder in Europe & practiced martial arts.

[@Adara007]

It was at a party at Sylvester Stallone's house and JCVD was understandably fed up with Seagal's defamatory claims so challenged him but, as you indicated, Seagal fled. Imo, Jean-Claude van Damme would have easily floored Seagal as JCVD had a long history of legit tournament fighting.

[@Moonewitch]

​@@Adara007 His roundhouse kick alone is legendary.

[@philbert006]

He was also in a whole mess of French homosexual pornography films before he became a model, got introduced to Hollywood and became the actor we are familiar with. Supposedly an epic asshole on film sets as well. That was pretty common for action his of that era, so not really surprising.

[@yvesheinrich5013]

@@philbert006 And he was high on cocaine or just drugs for a long time. But if you're really trying to compare Van Damme as the bigger asshole to Seagal, then you ought to check your facts.

[@DanBee123]

When he answers who is a Hollywood tough guy in that first interview he employs the most juvenile teenage conversation manipulation techniques - scary he thinks that stuff works on anyone

[@djolemacola]

Recognizing those Space ice edits in some of the footage you used. Man of culture, I see.

[@MrNemoYo]

That very first clip shows just how unmanageable his narcissism is. He literally could not refer to anyone else as being a Hollywood tough guy. Call me old fashioned but I'd probably go for Arnie or Sly. No-one else has done as much time as those two.

[@bobbyb5546]

Clint Eastwood has, and his movies are high quality.

[@MrNemoYo]

@@bobbyb5546 Bobby (sir), Clint was certainly one that I speak of, case and point, "Gran Torino"... in hindsight, quite possibly one of the experiences that swung me more right of centre. He went "ahead" and made "my day".

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

Something you might not know, according to my hubby: If you're ever unable to sleep, you can just put on a Steven Seagal movie and you'll be out in no time. It is a very good cure for minor insomnia. He does not say this in jest. He actually does this, and it actually works. You're welcome.

[@oogunn9459]

Church and religious stuff usually puts me to sleep.

[@MYTUBE427]

It’s really weird that the Louisiana Sheriff department allowed an actor to just join their force with no training?

[@oogunn9459]

Money talks and that's why i want some much of it...

[@B3Band]

$$$$$

[@baldgoatman2000]

In his own words "...they asked me to train his cops in weapons retention and he was so impressed with what I was doing that he asked me to come on to his force and be one of his cops" See RedEye Reviews Lawman Eps 1

[@AfroPoli]

He's like the successful version of Jason Blaha

[@scrow7752]

He pronounced putins name like someone who's just learned how to phonetically pronounce the cyrillic alphabet 😂

[@negativeionz]

He was actually in court for attempting to kill the ex-CIA agent. You named him as a mercenary in your story but the guy he worked with was former CIA who used to lie for him and then outted him as a fraud. He tried to hire federal agents to kill the former CIA agent and went to court over it but there was insufficient evidence and he had lawyers so the charges were eventually dropped. At first they were going to charge him though.

[@theangryholmesian4556]

WHAT