The Football Factory - Dorian - Bathroom Scene

The Football Factory - Dorian

[@qwertyuiop4991]

Tamer hassan Nailed it in this film and the business. Very convincing in these roles...

[@jimweir6735]

+kevin williams mongrel div

[@Richard_Straker]

kevin williams - They even speak a mongrel dialect now, heavily influenced by black slang.

[@THEKINGOFOLDTRAFFORD]

And in Cass

[@dubiouscaesar3709]

He was good in the Business, although the storyline in that was utterly flakey.

[@nickmaclachlan5178]

That's cos he can only play one role........

[@lewissmith3143]

"what's your name?" "Dorian" "Puff"

[@nox6948]

​@@nicotoscani1707 prove it!

[@andrewwilliams8187]

@@nox6948 sounds like a puff

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

@@nox6948 I refer you, sirs, to Oscar Wilde's classic on Victorian moral duplicity...

[@Bibg867]

Top acting top boys

[@BasJon]

you mean poof, puff haha I smoke that every night 😂

[@EAsportsAdvisorTeam]

It's just a name init....

[@seanehz]

alright malcolm

[@hofhdskfhdks]

Prove it

[@fascinatinglist9654]

You want M8

[@charliehughes6626]

Stop fucking stuttering

[@JakTheLad]

Show us some fakin brief

[@Stenominator]

This is what happens when you have a friend who knows the rhytm of your breath, not mentioning methods of your lies. Excellent scene.

[@footballfan4314]

What

[@paulharper4196]

They're such good friends and they know each other well enough that rod was able to see what was going to happen and called Tommy's phone to ask for dorian to get him out the shit, knowing after the conversation they had earlier about Tommy calling his kid dorian he would use this as his fake name.

[@Stenominator]

@@paulharper4196 most awesome "mate kicking in" story I have ever seen on movie.

[@steroe7965]

If he didn't phone he was about to leave anyway

[@Stenominator]

@@steroe7965 well, script says: telephone rings.

[@Kratos-005]

I remember the first time I watched the football factory when I was a teenager. This scene was tense af. The actual movie I loved so much, watched it numerous times now I’ve completely lost count. I was addicted to it at one point. Used to love kidulthood as well when I was a lad, these are the movies I grew up to.

[@purpleglitterladette]

This film and The Business are absolute gems👌

[@planesstevee]

The business 2 could be happening mate!!!!

[@freddiemeyer4563]

the buisness is my fave film ever,!

[@afc358]

I remember watching this scene for the first time. Tense!

[@jasonantigua6825]

Borderline Alcoholic You mug

[@afc358]

Shut it you sleg...

[@MattJames1958]

Some of Danny Dyer's finest work

[@adrianbaker9451]

Yeah up there with his king Lear and Richard the 3rd! Take a look at yourself 😆

[@caeserornothing]

​@Adrian Baker I preferred him in Hamlet

[@theironshiek]

Oh yeah he's up there with brando and pacino

[@christschinwon]

Best work was in Plebs, hands down

[@laurencefox5884]

A phrase you don't hear often...

[@westham118]

I love how young Dannys entire acting master class is “Confused and slightly worried” for 20+ years 😂

[@incarnateTheGreat]

I love how in all these films, they make Millwall the enemy.

[@cockney1980]

cause they fucking ARE

[@cgopie1]

"No one likes us, we don't care"

[@man-who-sold-the-world]

Millwall are tramps

[@richlee509]

They are the enemy

[@speakertreatz]

Millwall is Nick Love's team

[@xOLL13x]

'' SHOW US SOME FAAAKIN BRIEF" classic.

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

His voice is too high. Sounds like a mug

[@DoktrDub]

@@RaferJeffersonIIIeh.. not really, pretty average, you judge people based on the depth of their voice? Bit of a mug move that mate

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

@@DoktrDub I’m not a mahg. You’re a mahg. I’m gonna kick off, I’ll run you all over town, you’re in deep sarf now, mahg.

[@-Anthracite]

Damn how time flies i didnt realise this movie is almost 20 years old the moment i saw his phone i thought wait a second 😂

[@kjp1232]

And now the lads of 2023 watching fackin love island wearing their missus knickers😂😂😂😂

[@rochstan123]

"You've had a fucking touch, you little mug." Classic scene.

[@findus8269]

what does he mean with this phrase? I'm guessing "you're lucky this time" but "a fucking touch", never heard that expression

[@barryearley9204]

Why does he think he's lucky if he's just some random chap called Dorion 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@arshavin85]

@@findus8269 had a touch of luck

[@cyniam8231]

​@@barryearley9204 Agreed, it doesn't really make sense

[@ianedwards5826]

He didn't get slapped. That's a touch.

[@mongoose621]

Luckily for me, my phones been on silent since 2002

[@ThomasWilliams89]

same lol.

[@freddiemeyer4563]

😂

[@themarmiteapple8328]

Great to see Dudley in this movie, played Reg Urwin in one episode of Porridge, but a great character he was.

[@bowlingarry]

It pass most people by but Danny Dyer is surely one of the UKs greatest ever thespians. The depth and character he brings to his performances astounds me

[@robs2000]

Bravo Sir, Bravo 👏👏👏

[@MegaDIF]

I just love the old guys laugh when he come out of the bathroom Priceless.

[@lamf4846]

In some attic somewhere, there's a picture of Dorian who has a fantastic career.

[@sixteenstringjack]

hahaha - comment

[@markbaker5599]

1% of the people on here understand that joke. If that.

[@hugohackenbush1554]

That moment when the phone rings. Danny was a great counterpoint to Tamer's brooding menace in this scene. As for my dear old pal Dudley, he stole every frame of celluloid he was in. Damm but I don't half miss him. R.I.P Dudley. Our part of the Kings Road just ain't the same anymore.

[@kailashpatel1706]

Apparently he was a nice guy in real life, once saw him at an anti war get together and he was friendly..

[@hugohackenbush1554]

@@kailashpatel1706 Dudley was a beautiful soul. One of the kindest and funniest men you could ever wish to know. Spent many an hour in his company.

[@daviddoyle5152]

Dudley was a great guy i knew him from the Chelsea meetings, RIP Dudley

[@billybrand9976]

He was a cunt to Harry Potter though

[@freddiemeyer4563]

whos dudley,?

[@Getsumsimm]

Always keep your phone on silent, fellas!

[@aasimabdelnour800]

lol at you

[@Finlaymcgraw1]

Moo WWs why

[@davidhanley1962]

U no dat

[@londontrada]

What just in case a gang of 5 gang members unknowingly manage to find you after searching all round London for you (but don't know what you look like 🤔) and just decide the person taking a piss next to them might be the person they're looking for?

[@asimghaffar8148]

@@londontrada Well you make it sound like it doesn't happen very often.

[@acceptableandbornind80s32]

I met the Grandad Actor before some years back, he died a couple of years after , he was a nice person Aswell

[@coolrunnings1021]

5 blokes for 1 guy? Well hard!!!

[@straightupoldies1991]

Skinboat soppy bollocks

[@e.e121]

Looking for 1 guy in his own area. May find him with several lads so this turk wants to feel safe

[@rvwilliams4077]

It’s a film

[@whatsmynameagain7774]

You should see how many of em it takes to kick a ball in

[@cov9290]

The football hooligans. Cowards and scums

[@robespie2517]

I like how it was Rod that leathered the boy with the bat but somehow Tommy gets blamed 😅

[@paulharper4196]

I've always thought this, Tommy gets the thrashing on rods behalf, I've never seen any message acknowledging that until yours.

[@DavidW-ng5zv]

And how did they know his name was Tommy Johnson?

[@robespie2517]

@@DavidW-ng5zv reading between the lines I’d imagine he probably bragged about it to the girls. When he’s doing the voiceovers he refers arrogantly to himself as things like “Magic Johnson” so he probably mentioned himself in the 3rd person at least ten times when talking to them 😅

[@DavidW-ng5zv]

@@robespie2517 makes sense, but you'd think they'd show it to confirm it. Still love this film though. It's just always bugged me aha.

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

Johnson was a gobshite where as Rod is a quieter character so they probably didn't get his name. They are just thuggish morons who throw their weight about, so they won't think with logic and reason, they'll just go after whatever name they have. That's why I think he's the one who they're after.

[@NeroAngelo616]

Only Dorian I've known wern't no puff. He's 6 time Mr. Olympia Champion.

[@MartinRoberts-h3d]

Unisex name

[@shamrockshore6308]

Mr Olympia champion? So he is a puff then.

[@HaroldGreb]

Straight as fuck that lad getting baby oiled up in front of a load of blokes

[@salemkid1979]

I have this on DVD with the additional scenes featuring a younger Stephen French during his reign as Liverpool's most feared man.

[@jaaayj5474]

Best football film out there

[@the_local_bigamist]

ID is much better. This film is a bit of a joke.

[@richardplume3212]

Ard 2 swollow but icf in future init

[@EKdlwoasred]

I love this film. I love it when he says. “ you’re just a blinking stupid boy” “you’re a silly silly billy!”

[@jay2073]

Wrong film mate 😂

[@nicky29031977]

Finally a sequel's coming out...can't wait!

[@brownpunk1794]

Really?

[@danielrayner7681]

It's full of spivs and skint hoorays round here

[@mrlunatic4796]

Just to confirm is that mick from eastenders

[@joeybyrne844]

Yeah Danny Dyer

[@EAsportsAdvisorTeam]

Joey Byrne wrong it's Danny 'FACKING' Dyer

[@sparticarus8494]

Mick Carter Wrong, it's FACKING Malcolm

[@stuartwinter5113]

no shit sherlock

[@reecetonks8]

Kent Paul is his real name

[@charlie7329]

I would love to watch this movie with someone called Dorian and watch their reaction on this scene.

[@attacksk8]

Charlie Drummond movie is awesome..and yeah im called Dorian :D

[@Connorjackson26]

Lmao Dorian 😂

[@yungthug2403]

+attacksk8 prove it, stop fucking stuttering and fucking prove it, just show me some fucking brief!!!!

[@snappy-T]

@@yungthug2403 Hang on! Lets see who the fuck you are, give us your phone!

[@yungthug2403]

@@snappy-T you've had a facking touch, now fack off you little mag

[@Ross_Milton]

Its a good job he stopped him because he was walking into the wall

[@MadScientist81]

“I Said wush your fakin name”

[@dntino1340]

😂😂😂

[@knockercruncher]

Great scene from a awesome movie.

[@dubiouscaesar3709]

"full of spivs and skint hoo-rays around here!" 😅

[@grantthomas9364]

Like bermsey isnt 😂😂

[@dubiouscaesar3709]

@@grantthomas9364 I wouldn't know, just found it funny. London on the whole has a fakeness to it.

[@centenario1820]

The villan from the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey is called Dorian. Hahaha

[@hickling984]

Puff

[@carlt9265]

Hes a puff

[@rochstan123]

Lucky they didn't check his phone for messages, his real name would have been on there somewhere.

[@johnnyvidal698]

I wonder if he got his phone back or Fred kept it

[@floatingdave1]

He handed it back to him when he said he'd had a touch.​@@johnnyvidal698

[@olliverwolliver]

What an intense scene.

[@davh1231]

A trick he picked up in the army, did they have mobile phones in 1945.

[@primrosestanley7135]

dave hall he could have been in the troubles instead.

[@albanianking6402]

+glennhagstedt lmfao

[@chriswalls5648]

Your level of thought is shocking.

[@HushtheMag]

I really hope you're being sarcastic...

[@irenestewart1942]

I think this trick might be one of the old " hand-me " gags that British SAS guys did during WW2. I don't remember the details why... I know how the English had a ton more agents than the USA did, working behind the lines... Maybe they had to cover for each other with a standard fake name?

[@slitsk]

Poor Rod getting in a relationship and getting away from Hooliganism is treated like a traitor nearly 😂😂

[@purpleglitterladette]

Tbh that's not just in circles of male friendships my ex mate she got funny with me when I got a boyfriend lmao 🙄

[@andrewsavage9148]

“Did your arse drop son” 😂😂😂

[@iHateeeMarmite]

Gets beaten by the same mob in the end anyway

[@Rose_19911]

I love this scene but I never get the last bit when he rings to “save” him... he had already been let off!

[@reecetonks8]

TheCurtisdavies they didn’t know that as they where in the bar area. Just realised that he was in trouble because the amount of time he was in there and no one had come out

[@dntino1340]

@@reecetonks8 Yeah but how did he know to ask for "Dorian" if he had just made it up there and then on the spot???

[@reecetonks8]

DN Tino quick thinking

[@bumbleloyal256]

@@dntino1340 Because beforehand he says how if he had any kids in the future he'd name them Dorian cos of an old mate

[@marko.rankovic]

@@bumbleloyal256 Ah I didn't catch that part, thanks. I only got that he uses Dorian as his fake name and then they call to ask for Dorian which I thought was strange, but makes more sense if he expressed interest in naming any of his future kids Dorian prior to the confrontation.

[@macman975]

Why are they checking all these pubs when it's obvious that not one of them has the remotest idea of what he looks like as they've just proved.?

[@RAMBALZ]

Trappa B because they expect to see another group of geezers that look like them

[@tonytucker5332]

Because they high on cocaine!!

[@lukeking1610]

Simple. They ask the people in the boozer if they know or have heard of a Tommy Johnson. Someone gives them a description or address or contact of his

[@lochvids108]

that guy looks just like tubes

[@acecolin52]

The words of Kevin Bridges spring to mind 😂

[@joshuacauser]

'I once accidentally bought a horse' ?

[@Rockthecasbah3535]

Dudley Sutton Absolute Legend.

[@CruiserzProductions]

dorian's a puff name

[@Rose_19911]

just a name though enit

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

The Mafia boss from The Mask doesn't approve of this comment.

[@carlt9265]

@@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ lmfao

[@carlt9265]

@@Rose_19911lmfao

[@Mr1979flapjack]

I don't know why he's so grateful to his mate, he was on his way out of the toilet until he rung his phone.

[@Mcloveing]

Ha ha yes I was thinking the same 😂

[@the_local_bigamist]

Dumb writing. They didn't even have reason to suspect him - he was a random lad in a toilet in a boozer in LDN. There might be a few other people named "Tommy Johnson" who live in that area. London is a massive city. Just seems like they wanted tension but in a very unlikely scenario.

[@danparris6497]

Dyers face when he comes out the bog is classic .

[@taylorahern2714]

I would have shit my fucking pants!

[@anticlockwisepineapple3090]

Why? I've never understood the idea of being scared of someone we're all humans at the end of the day we will stand back up if we get knocked down and if someone is cowardly enough to use a gun or a knife then i will laugh in their face.

[@dinitis]

@@anticlockwisepineapple3090 get in that situation then see.

[@james87367]

@@anticlockwisepineapple3090 in this situation they would have likely kicked his teeth in if they found out who he really was.

[@LiamR90]

Dorian Yates would have been fuming watching this.

[@garybanks-mu9ik]

Dorian Yates is one of the toughest men eve4

[@HøjlundDaysSauce]

@@garybanks-mu9ikCraig Farebass (pat tate) from rise of the foot soldier would beat anyone in a fight

[@bobbyroberts1996]

was in a situation like this the guy made me have a shit then sniffed it to see if it smelt of egg as people know my shit smells of egg

[@jasonantigua6825]

Sounds about right,but you left out the bit about how you sucked him off after !

[@jamesheath7601]

Hilarious comment :)

[@TokyoJoe703]

+Bobby Roberts aww mate you killed it with that comment!! And you dealt with the keyboard warrior very well too I might add

[@jimp1646]

+Bobby Roberts LOL

[@jamiewulfyr4607]

Bobby,you're on top form!😆

[@dariusdoodoo]

That huge guy has real screen presence.

[@Everything-wo9ds]

Big Greg Essex

[@tenfold7493]

Yeah cos he fills up 2 thirds of it

[@coniferclose]

Met him at Millwall……geezer is huge.😂

[@jasonrandall5148]

Mad to think he a Midle age man and a grandad and this was 2004.

[@aidygooner]

Shout-out to Dorian! 🙌

[@Pobsta-de7hb]

The funny thing is though. Danny quite suits the name Dorian

[@mikepoole1194]

I was having a drink tonight with the bloke that says "Show us your briefs"

[@milne1985]

Mike Poole that means something completely different if you add the s to brief

[@richardbryant3169]

Mike Poole he said show us some brief not show us your briefs lol

[@mrbabajidee3133]

What an A Lister he is

[@Jmf1190]

Could you even see your pint without being blinded by the paparazzi?

[@Getafe_me_mason]

Show us your briefs Haha

[@Wicked_R]

I never understood it wasn't Tom who hit the lad with the bat anyway..it was his Rod.

[@paulharper4196]

Yeah Tom took the heat because Fred's brother didn't see rod, obviously he saw Tommy as he was in his face when rod bashed him from behind, so the only face he has to go on was Tommy. Although I assume he got his name from his sister, so why he didn't then ask who it was that hit him with the bat and go after rod as well is a bit of an oversight in the writing.

[@Wicked_R]

@@paulharper4196 yeah I know I've seen it

[@antzooma]

@@Wicked_R so you did understand then you little mug

[@xza5687]

At least it wasnt Tommy Hatcher 😂

[@twentytwo138]

TOMMY FAKIN ETCHA!

[@davidc4408]

Dorian Yates entered chat

[@TheManU4eva]

If your going around searching for someone would probably be a good idea to know what they look like, as if anybody would admit it was them in situation.

[@garethcullen9604]

no facebook back then though

[@the_local_bigamist]

"Hi, yes, Tommy Johnson. How may I help you fellows?"

[@nickb5891]

My arsehole would be twitching like a rabbits nose if I was in that situation!

[@themenace3145]

Now danny dyer’s career is about as cool as dorian

[@davidmurphy8364]

Fuck, the tension in this scene is unreal

[@MrStevo626]

What a scene !!!! 🙌🏼

[@overcomlovestov247]

Hello! I am Russian and trying to learn english and different dialects as well. And Occaisonaly i mean very ocaisonally this firm subject is close to my own. So, i found myself in the place wishing to learn cockney.: Could you please explain me. What is: MUG - does it mean every abuse word? Like Kurwa does it in poland? Stumle bum Skinbobe And why did he said : GISH you phone... Sorry but i hear it as GISH//() Thanks in Advance. I wish i will come in England one day, to travel around it places to meet all the culture and dialects. CHeers!

[@scottdelaney2477]

'Mug' is like a derogatory term for someone. almost like calling someone a little cunt! stumble bum again is like a derogatory term but its actual meaning is for someone that is clumsy! Gish- is just an abbreviation that Cockneys use for 'give me'

[@TESCOSAINSBURIES]

The 'gish' you heard, was him actually saying 'give us', but really fast as one word lol.

[@krishamskorner7009]

Overcom Lovestov Вы говорите по-русский?

[@jamiewulfyr4607]

Overcom Lovestov.Come on over & visit us mate.As far as I'm concerned our Slavic cousins are always welcome on Anglo/Celtic soil! Come & sink a few beers with the Brits!😃

[@AlanGrace-k9g]

It means fuck off out if Ukraine

[@chrisrowe7503]

Back before the days of Facebook where they would have known immediately who he was. This is what makes Facebook dangerous as fuck.

[@paulharper4196]

This is why I'm not on Facebook or any other social media. My life is nobodys business but my own and my immediate family and close friends.

[@kashif9145]

I have an electrician called Doreen

[@jfjnpxmy]

"What's your fackin' name?" "Jessica Hyde"

[@davidlehan7624]

Yes this was the best film he did

[@stoned466]

Just as you thought it was safe to take a piss.

[@carlt9265]

Love tamer and dyer together get the business 2 made

[@garyroberts1496]

Great film this

[@carlstirling103]

Faithless joined the crew i see

[@snubcapri8691]

Dorian part killed me

[@peterkelly7527]

Big Greg Essex with the glasses on ❤

[@nez9751]

The big fat guy is the guy from one of my favourite documentaries 0:38 ‘the London Markets’

[@johnpearson2663]

To think both the main actors here have had their daughters go on love island. They would’ve been like 8 when this was filmed 😂

[@jackwaller4968]

I think they would have been a bit younger than 8 pal

[@johnpearson2663]

Jack Waller 2004. So 23 now. About right no?

[@dorianeley]

My name is Dorian, this scene reminds me of a great many run-ins with small minded thugs that have small minded opinions. I tell you what though, i've learned to have much better comebacks than "it's just a name". I've also never seen this Film.

[@speakertreatz]

Turns out the name was picked with the greatest of respect, Nick Love explains in the DVD commentary that he chose the name Dorian as a tribute to one of his closest friends ('a really cool guy') who had recently died.

[@Predators--cz2fb]

This scene was so tense I shit myself just watching it. Thing is they must have known he was bullshitting. 😂

[@jimp1646]

1:07 So funny. The only way it could have been more funny is if he said his name is Daisy.

[@hughtierney9109]

lovely people

[@allwrighty100]

I remember that old boy from Widows and Smiley's People.

[@kevino4372]

It was actually his mate that hit the brother with the cricket bat, not Johnson

[@charlespirate1]

Tinker! Where’s Lovejoy?

[@ChattinBoxingWYB]

Didn't even wash his hands!

[@paulharper4196]

1:15 "dorian? Sounds like a fuckin poof" Dorian yates would like a word with you Fred.

[@SamSingh-rv6es]

🐐 scene 🎬

[@Csureable]

I take it the writers of Football Factory saying the name Dorian sounds like a puff name hadnt heard of Dorian Yates.

[@jakelille7893]

Yep he would of smashed all of them

[@speakertreatz]

Nick Love chose the name Dorian after one of his best mates

[@CAFC2010]

He didn't even wash his hands!

[@David-ed1jm]

Bet they wouldn't say that to Dorian Yates.

[@HOORAY4BOOTAY5]

I believe he even barbell rowed 250kg if I'm right.

[@BabaG2016]

That's a few minutes of my life I'll never get back

[@Kim_Jong_Un_.]

It's just a few minutes of your life init

[@Jake-t8i]

greg sinclairs hows ur dad and oldest nephew keeping wishing u all well best 4 2024 fella ##################

[@andrewphillips4847]

"Jus show us sum facking brief!" 👏👏

[@mikesparkes9626]

Nice bathroom!!

[@markchampagnie9401]

Some ol' skool WaLLLLLLLL 🇯🇲🇬🇧💯

[@mrugod]

I SAID NICE ONE BRUV

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

Dorian is such a beautiful name for a man. My name is Rupert which is beautiful too but if I had to replace my name, I'd choose Dorian.

[@boxmad5523]

Rupert ? Sounds like a fckin puff!!!

[@terrybunch7313]

"JUST SHOW 'IM SOME FACKIN' BRIEF!"