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[@davidcoles198]

I heard of a man who retired after 45 years. They gave him a gold watch but he said “ I don’t need it now”.

[@josephtaub20]

When someone asks me if I work at (X), I tell them nothing about me works anywhere. The sad thing about retirement is it just means you're tired--again. Retirement is when your spouse wants to travel--with out you. I play golf every day: my doctor told me to live on greens as much as possible. Retiring from my iron: especially from my 3 iron. A 9 iron works better for me, if anything does. Is retiring from your iron the reason for facial wrinkles? "Here's your gold watch and the shackles for your chain--and your piece of paper to say you left here sane...(Donovan Leitch)

[@trevordavies5486]

They told me not to give up on my dreams. So I went back to bed.

[@ThucTran-q6g]

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[@doughoward6401]

Too bad retirement comes too late to enjoy all the things you dreamed about doing when you retired !

[@fabulous_quotes]

Regarding age, we share the same opinion.