The Game of Life Makes Me Want To Die

[@RTGame]

Thanks as ever to the Irish Lads for joining me for this session! To watch us play games live, follow my Twitch channel: www.twitch.tv/rtgamecrowd

[@hughmcd1367]

Guinness

[@theoneandonlycrabnebula3618]

THIS ISNT CONWAYS GAME OF LIFE

[@Jiven-dg1uu]

RTGame if you really want to feel betrayal and hate for your friends you should play the game “Among Us” it’s really fun and easy to learn

[@Liam-yl7pq]

You guys shsould play Risk of Rain 2, it'll be funny watching you struggle against beetles

[@sofiah.r5534]

@HR stop stealing my last name

[@xVMouseVx]

kevin is now adding voices to his single player game of life

[@Charlie1875]

And uploading fake videos on his alt account

[@p0tat024]

@@Charlie1875 :O

[@jamiemacleavy2482]

Fuck red kevin

[@gaming3871]

@@jamiemacleavy2482 i agree

[@who_is_green1820]

@@jamiemacleavy2482 feck*

[@randomperson4077]

Kevin has played The Game of Life alone, so now he has upgraded to having real friends.

[@reidysmeidy5772]

Kevin was retroactively copying RT and joined this video to cover it up i see.

[@nicmagtaan1132]

I am still horrified on how good red Kevin was

[@bellofbellmont8206]

Random Person#407 wrong, all of them are still Kevin, his alternate personalities are just becoming more complex

[@psychomanatee3459]

@@nicmagtaan1132 nobody likes *red* kevin 😠

[@gremlinwc8996]

Exactly

[@John_Doe974]

Sheep as pets and wives? I'm learning so much about Irish culture

[@axolottadamage]

John Doe nah that’s just the welsh

[@Mini_Squatch]

@@axolottadamage or the new zealanders

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

@@Mini_Squatch Kiwis*

[@Pigmedog]

what's your favorite subregion of europe stereotyped for shagging livestock?

[@sunshinerose2603]

When I was little, if I didn't have so many children that I needed a second car then I didn't consider it a good game

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

I hope you don't think that still XD

[@Tropingenie]

Just drive a coupe.

[@Monkeyface678]

I once sold my child to my brother for more money in Life

[@tritondemius3723]

That is a fair statement , I usually got a second car

[@Werewolf914]

I hope you've learned now that kids are the absolute worst and you should try to have as few as possible.

[@meer8524]

See, everyone wants to marry Kevin

[@exosproudmamabear558]

Most of them don't end up alive tho.

[@noatmealcookie02]

ya, the real winner is Kevin since both RT and Jack are in his harem xD

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@takiyeet6946 You could always try wearing protection...

[@F2p7YshCn9]

Of course they do. He's The Turg

[@Werewolf914]

You don't?

[@ninjaamber]

This game is so unrealistic! Going to college *and* being able to buy a house? How absurd

[@misterpig7739]

The modern version was first published in 1960 so the fact that you can go to college, get married, and buy a house in short order was actually achievable for most people!

[@coolunclesip858]

@@misterpig7739 well the game aged poorly

[@milandu]

@@misterpig7739 b o o m e r v e r s i o n

[@christianschultz9715]

Depends. In europe college is practically free

[@entirelygone457]

Christian Schultz lucky them

[@mewmacree]

Ah yes, my favorite Irish people RT, The terrorizer, Username, And Toss boy.

[@jp2_1123]

and daithiden0gla, even when he is not here

[@Werewolf914]

Personally I don't really like Nogla, my Brother loved watching Vanoss all the time and him and his whole crew annoyed me so much, definitely not a fan.

[@bornesone]

Nogla is a bit of an angry shit.... Screaming does not necessarily equal funny imo

[@adiz7931]

@@bornesone Nogla is calmer and he rarely screams when he is alone in his videos.

[@Nathi98]

@@adiz7931 And when he does things with only Brian Their friendship really shines in those videos which is lovely

[@aryandairshad]

Can't wait until the Lads play Monopoly and Kevin would just convert the whole game into a party of communism

[@grandmazambie]

God that would be amazing

[@jbennett5634]

I can already hear daithi screaming

[@cruye9633]

Monopoly was originally designed to show the evils of capitalism, but then some dudes bought the rights to it and sold it as just a game for kids.

[@centricthemedic1517]

​@@cruye9633 Actually Monopoly in of itself was inspired by The Landlord's Game which was about the dangers of monopolies. There was nothing really inherently anti-capitalist within the game, but rather it was anti-monopoly.

[@teddyroosebelt4815]

There is such thing as an Communist version of Monopoly Though I doubt a digital version of it exists outside a sketchy website or two

[@lunadenemure713]

This is what Kevin trained for.

[@princesscadance197]

After all, life is the biggest test of all, so extensive training is required.

[@aznperson8]

Making lots of babies with animals!

[@danielburger2307]

But which color Kevin ended up playing with the lads? 🤔

[@pumpkinsmush2489]

I once played the game of LIFE, had six children, landed on every single square that involved spending money on the kids (I had to pay a ridiculous amount to send them to camp, to the doctor's, etc.), spent an outrageous amount of time naming every child (and my four grandchildren), worked as an artist for a 20k salary and lived in a mobile home. I finished last but had a whale of a time stacking my children on top of the car. I also insisted upon stacking my grandchildren.

[@BMoney8600]

I have never had grandchildren in the game of Life. What did I do wrong?

[@pumpkinsmush2489]

@@BMoney8600 From what I remember the grandchildren are mentioned near the end of the game when you're an elder. Every time the board mentioned a grandchild I would add another piece

[@BMoney8600]

@@pumpkinsmush2489 oh

[@foxlife37]

Once had someone be a teacher and drill for oil successfully twice in the game of life… yeah that was a fun game

[@Cheese_Face]

One time I was playing the game of life and I cured cancer. I still lost because my brother went to the moon

[@calicomarker]

America in a nutshell

[@DrSabot-A]

This is stupidly hilarious, while simultaneously also something that could *LITERALLY* happen

[@bbqbunger2350]

Amazing

[@TLcool4]

sounds like civilization

[@BMoney8600]

Your brother sounds like red Kevin

[@JagoFett]

I gotta be honest I can't tell Jack and Terroriser apart when they speak without having a camera showing one of their faces.

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

For a long time I thought they were the same

[@MrScorpianwarrior]

Oh my god It didn't even register that there were four people here until you said that

[@ytrewqmbn5709]

brian has this like, higher pitch and clearer voice than jack idk if its that distinguishable for you guys

[@yourlocalbicronoverlord]

So that isn’t just me I have a really hard time telling them apart sometimes

[@SnakeSocial]

I feel like I'm the only one who can tell the difference lol

[@krisdoesart9643]

Dan: marries Kevin Kevin: that's a bit… weird… Sean: also marries Kevin Kevin: *for fuck's sake*

[@mitchellduong5752]

I love how the spinner keeps going for the entire game

[@mossbox8852]

All praise the mighty spinner

[@finnt2863]

@@mossbox8852 PRAISEEEEEEE THE SPINNER!

[@peridot9987]

speen

[@acediaethos4469]

HAHAHAHHHAHAHA

[@GrievousFrom]

Careful. Blue Kevin is really good at this game.

[@tsundor1]

nah red kevin is better. even though he sucks. screw that guy

[@thisperson8168]

At least there wasn’t red kevin

[@abbycaldwell3166]

Feck Red Kevin

[@norcesterbackup]

yeah screw red kevin

[@icy_hero]

I hate that guy honestly such a jerk

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

White Kevin is the best!

[@sethhansen4454]

SSSNNNAAKKEEE!!!!!!!!!! Oh no that sounds bad

[@walnut_raisin2621]

This is going to go *great* The number spinner in the middle never stopped spinning. Some still think it goes on to this day

[@ninjaamber]

when the spinner stops, so does time itself

[@walnut_raisin2621]

@@ninjaamber can someone stop it then? I have a report due like soon and need more time

[@Extramrdo]

It stopped some time before 19:20

[@williamb8691]

Even to this day it hasn't stopped moving

[@explosivo666]

We're waiting for the RTKevin couple's channel.

[@arxya999]

Should we get a petition going?

[@explosivo666]

There isn't one already?

[@spegynmerbles3993]

Terroriser and jack sound too much alike, I can’t tell the difference XD

[@dangurarie589]

There ware two of them?

[@suisei6225]

Wait what there's two of them

[@penguinninja4417]

Two of them? Huh?

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

I agree

[@hofficalz]

I think Jack has a little bit higher voice

[@MrRikrdorm]

I love how everyone is just evading taxes

[@actualmangosmoothie3563]

ngl my dyslexic ass read this as ‘Invading Texas’ so I was very confused but intrigued.

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@actualmangosmoothie3563 Texas is coming for you, you can not evade us

[@Marshtard]

@@porguinturtle3854 i have a feeling you typed this comment before the winter storm hit

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@Marshtard Probably correct

[@libbybollinger5901]

@@Marshtard I guess now Ted Cruz is the only one who can evade Texas

[@ok_koopa6850]

Ah, I click on a relaxing looking board game video this morning and to start it off I hear a hearty, “there’s a dogs asshole there” from jack. Very wholesome

[@bananasinfrench]

Never thought I’d see the day where Kevin is the one babysitting the lads

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

HAPPY HONEYMOON, KEVIN AND RT

[@nautynutboy9711]

RT reaaally shouldn't have named his husband Kevin...I can smell the fanfic already

[@UwUML.GrogStan]

Trust me there's already a lot of fanfics

[@scrensaver_]

@@UwUML.GrogStan Could you send a link please? It's for... research.

[@chocobear4078]

@@scrensaver_ How's that research been going

[@TheFortyAnomaly]

*"WHY ARE WE LOOKING AT A DOG'S ARSEHOLE"* c o n t e n t .

[@bobblebardsley]

Every aspect of the interface on this is just spectacularly flawed. It's a work of beautiful genius.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

The real opponent is the controls

[@katharina2164]

I'm just happy that Kevin can now play with someone else

[@nicolekomenda2134]

That's probably his biggest problem then he needs to play with someone lmao

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

Haven't seen but it's gonna be tough to beat Kevin going against Kevin going against Kevin. That was the most intense this game could get

[@illym]

Jeez, I didn't realize how early I was 😂 I can't believe Kevin is such a common name in this world, he seems to be married to everyone.

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

I'd marry a Kevin

[@illym]

@@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 you talking about a specific Kevin 👁️👁️

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

@@illym well yeah

[@BobBobilinson]

My dad is called Kevin

[@noraaaaaaa]

We’re slowly working up to monopoly

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Much prefer that over this abomination of a game that was already an abomination of a game

[@claitastrophe1850]

the highlights is a whole day long

[@fludgey2462]

RTGame: "When i went to college i just got an english degree" Jack: "I went to college twice and drop that both times"

[@imagorll]

Im pretty sure that wasnt jack

[@VivelaSlime]

‘Twas Terroriser

[@inaris8146]

They sound too similiar

[@lilyblossom9438]

I do think that was Terrorizer that said that. Jack did go to college twice though

[@endangsaptorini563]

Thats terroriser i can tell them apart

[@darcy9867]

As someone with a real pet sheep, this game is bringing me joy. :) please adopt sheep in pairs in real life! They're like fluffy dogs that eat salad!

[@pinktribble]

Fluffy dogs that eat salad. 💖

[@finnt2863]

@@pinktribble 🧚‍♀️🌠fluffy dogs that eat salad🌠🧚‍♀️

[@theantagonist801]

Vegetarian animals aren't my thing

[@darcy9867]

@@theantagonist801 good news! They'll eat frogs and baby birds when they come across them!

[@theantagonist801]

@@darcy9867 That's dark.

[@FingeringThings]

RT's version of the Game of Life is just the everyday life of an Irish man

[@tapshyon]

when i watch the stream all i think was "it's so weird to see kevin doing good at something"

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

Man you should see how good Red Kevin was, he was so good that Kevin hated him.

[@BMoney8600]

@@Mendoza-yi6qk Red Kevin was a bastard

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

@@BMoney8600 exactly

[@PicaTheWumpus]

I love how the spinner NEVER STOPPED.

[@vincentlin9046]

no one: the Lads: one, two, tree, four, five, six

[@lildrummerboyhajoon]

kevin finally has friends to play this with. i’m so proud of him

[@BMoney8600]

I wish I had friends

[@amaliah725]

Surprised that when they were talking about dropping out of college Kevin didn’t mention that he dropped out of high school lmao

[@totallywrong5079]

It's weird to see Kevin playing as only *One* player and not against himself

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Brian getting protective over his "daughter" is hilarious. "She's a bit stupid, isn't she?" "HEY, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!"

[@Silentgrace11]

Summation of this episode: “He’s Kevin, they’re Kevin, you’re Kevin....I’m Kevin! Are there any other Kevin’s I should know about?!” Rooster: *swoops in*

[@AdamSandlerOfficial]

Alternate Title: The Game of Life makes me want to end mine.

[@FeralDragon]

"For my husband I'm naming him Kevin." I knew it! xD

[@primalaspid2972]

When you can’t go outside and have a real life so you just play the game instead

[@idk_what_im_doing04]

YOU FOULED BEAST!

[@scottgagnon7528]

i have a burning hate for you

[@alexlehman5764]

Hey RT! I know you probably see tons of posts like this, but I found your channel recently and it has helped me get through a really rough time I'm my life. Thank you so much for all do for the community. Much love here from the states.

[@spookyFrogs]

We can all agree that the real winner was Homer Cat.

[@sapienscraft2540]

Day 13: Reminding Daniel he is an amazing person

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

This is yee

[@homiedany3280]

I just watched 20 minutes of bestiality

[@djdexcat]

Yeah, but what about this Game of Life video?

[@mememcree6652]

I mean they are Irish

[@pinktribble]

@@djdexcat 😂😂😂

[@ndjs]

yum

[@realdragon]

Of course Dan The Villain broke the game

[@spectacularspaghetti1849]

Hmmmm if RT became a travel agent, his company would be called Ridiculous Travel, right? I would definetly consider that for my next trip!

[@JW-kf6gd]

For the people on reddit, there is now a subreddit for the irish lads. It’s r/IrishLads.

[@Defiantbluefire]

I immediately paused the video and went and joined bless you

[@BMoney8600]

@@Defiantbluefire same!

[@SamuelTheAdept]

Jack: “A baby girl? I must’ve celebrated buying that house really well” I don’t know why but for some reason I’m dying of uncontrollable wheezing

[@jhaydee1998]

I love how all of their accents become stronger as time progresses.

[@Phantasmaphobic]

I like how the spinner on the board just kept spinning... and spinning... and spinning...

[@gashelio8747]

It was so good catching this live,I watched it from Kevin's perspective so it will be fun watching yours now

[@toddd7573]

“Ironic” - Emperor Palpatine

[@Werewolf914]

"Anakin"- Chancellor Palpatine.

[@Lady_Rhea]

“It was a good game, Sean and no one else.”

[@lauraellison5740]

You know what else makes me want to die? My AP exam in 1 hour. Yes, I manage my time very efficiently.

[@natebit7167]

Good luck!

[@CurdledUrine]

Best of fortune to you!

[@lauraellison5740]

@@natebit7167 Thanks ^^ It's 1 am where I live, I swear College Board hates everyone

[@arthurroth3147]

Good luck pal

[@lauraellison5740]

@@CurdledUrine Thank

[@fishfactoid529]

6:47 thats the house that every cottagecore wlw wants I- 🥺

[@acediaethos4469]

YES

[@waterlemonandfriends]

I'm so proud of Kevin for finally being able to play with friends

[@NocturnalDecay]

Terroriser freaking out over being forced to get married in Life is a Mood

[@rykeyyy2898]

for a second i thought kevin wasnt in this and i panicked

[@TheEngieTF2]

"The Game of Life makes me want to die" *Ironic*

[@MadamApocolips]

Need a dispenser here

[@generalkenobi9088]

The Engineer you forgot to mention that Emperor Palpatine said that

[@MadamApocolips]

In heavy voice: Put dispenser here. Put dispenser here. Put dispenser here.

[@donovanthefrog138]

He could save others from death, but not himself...

[@TheEngieTF2]

@@generalkenobi9088 It's a meme without the context of who said it

[@happymilk7433]

Congratulations on getting married to Kevin, Daniel!

[@AtChiaPet]

This is how the *Irish* boys are going to be playing board games in the future due to the pandemic

[@892kct]

This IS how they’re playing board games in the *present* due to the pandemic

[@savnana3605]

*Pushes up glasses* I'll have you know, Kevin already played this game with is Irish lads, Kevin and Kevin. Stop ripping off Kevin, Kevin, and Kevin and make your own original content! He played the game of life before anyone else! (JK love you. just slightly less than kevin.)

[@gashelio8747]

What makes me sad is that some people unironically think they copy each other...

[@Rixxalight]

@@gashelio8747 you can see why I know RT isn saying oo thats a good idea ill try that not oh it did well. Kevin ill. Do the samme thing, I won't lie I thought this video copied Kevins but RT brought along the boys so it's way different all. Ready

[@SolstaceWinters]

This video was so... quiet... something was missing. Something incredibly notably loud. It was nice. A nice chill game.

[@nokialol_]

I'm pretty sure dying is how you win the game...

[@bhossanityonachromebookacc8391]

+20 bonus for taking people down with you!

[@mossbox8852]

Hence the title

[@rachelhanger888]

BHO's sanity on a Chromebook account JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!!!

[@DrSabot-A]

Extra points if you abandoned your children too

[@BMoney8600]

@@DrSabot-A that’s what I do in Bitlife!

[@FowlsNest]

They all have their lil characters: Sean - Toss Boy RT - Cupcake Kevin - Jim Pickens (and Turg)

[@xoltacueponi]

me: waiting for the video to load up, watching my 3 year old brother stack his blocks, my stepmom and siblings in the other room video, at the loudest possible decibel: THERE'S A DOG'S ASSHOLE RIGHT THERE

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

13:24 “we’ve only got the cat available, so you had a cat” “Ok” he sounds proud of it 😂😂

[@Porfonto]

since we've gotten videos of the lads without terroriser, jacksepticeye, and nogla... that means we're due for a kevin-less and an rt-less lad-stream!! i wonder how chaotic that will go

[@owenwiese4624]

I prefer the parody version of this game called the “The Game of life quarter life crisis now with crippling debt”

[@hugglebuddie]

Everyone who said Kevin and Dan sound the same are wrong; Jack and Brian are literally the same person.

[@heartysquid]

Last time I played I started as a cop with 25000...wound up ending in 2nd place with 50000 salary from halfway...other players were robbing the best salary back and forth

[@icedmorning7610]

Fun Fact: The original version of this game featured some...interesting tiles...such as suicide

[@adanishboi4551]

You watch RT to when you want to watch suffering and laugh You watch Jack when you want to feel like a deaf person You watch Terroriser when you want to hide the bodies You watch Kevin when you want a Carson bootleg

[@DeathyDP2727]

eh kevin came up with the name before carson and his style is completly different so not a good comparison tbh

[@AdventureHusky]

Damn, everyone chasing after Kevin like girls on the bachelorette

[@gachasaver5846]

something about the spinner constantly spinning felt ominous

[@wayrt2114]

2 minutes in and somebody nearly tossed a table. Their patience deserves appreciation!

[@robynaguda9912]

Kevin has the advantage here. He played against himself which means he trained 3 parts of himself making him 3x better.

[@jberrethful]

Last time I was this early my girlfriend was disappointed.

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

You look 8 years old in your videos.

[@Molten_Anarchist]

I like how after the spinner broke and infinitely spun, they ignored it like it was a broken clock tower

[@tealdohrprotogen]

This needs to be made into a fan fiction

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

I really want to see you and the Irish Lads play Monster Prom. It's a semi competitive dating sim with a no-apologies given sense of humor and I think you would love it.

[@lavaknight3682]

The Game of Life: Teaching you that the only thing that matters in life is money, and everything, including loved ones, can be turned into cold hard cash.

[@VaellinTheBard]

The spinner, forever spinning, just ticking away the time

[@genericsidecharacter8915]

Yesssssss, my favorite Irish youtubers doing a collab, the only thing that’d make it better would be adding Nogla

[@sepiasmith5065]

the perpetual motion in the center is too funny 🤣

[@Boufty]

I'm downloading GTA5 on a slow internet speed, so the thumbnail wasn't loading. Didn't quite get while Daniel was raging on a mathematical game with black and white boxes.

[@personsomeone2760]

I love the game of Life only because the first time I played I had so many bloody children that I started stacking them on the roof of the car

[@StickMaster500]

Moral of the Story: You don’t play the Game of Life, *the Game of Life plays you.*

[@wesguyer4182]

Hi dad

[@benjamingreenwood7370]

The Lads videos are by far my favorites that you create. I know it's hard to get them all together like this but god I hope we get more of these in the future. This is like a booster shot of happy for my soul.

[@lolco_937]

Legends say that the roulette is still spinning

[@bobthebobman7457]

Nobody: RT *casually playing game of life in the middle of the road*

[@firockfinion3326]

Once they started marrying sheep, I knew this was going to be a good video.

[@LeftInLyoko]

Meanwhile... Kevin: I'm all the player!

[@EhFrank]

"I went to college twice, and dropped out both times." Hey, me too! :) ....... ..... :(

[@davidthoo8907]

Rolls die: "3" Irish Gamers: "Tree"