The Gene Spliced CHIMERIC NIGHTMARE That COULD EXIST In Unnatural

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As humanity continues to spread cross the globe, we have pushed animals further and further back into different habitats but something else is beginning to happen. The planet, is getting warmer. is it is? is it a natural cycle? Has someone left a heater running too long? Currently, its hard to tell. But one thing we know for sure, is that our species, may have the ability to change the trajectory of this outcome. By introducing gene manipulation into animals, we can make them more adept at dealing with the changes and maybe save a few species along the way. But what sort of creatures would this create? Lets discuss that in todays episode over Unnatural!
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[@RoanokeGaming]

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[@kuttr-654]

I sometimes find it hard to believe that you are an actual scientist, biologist, whatever. On climate "more data needed" ? Data's been in. I know your main thing now is breaking down movies. Good job! 10/10 When 97% of scientists around the globe from all different fields of study attribute climate change to human actions, maybe you accept it's the humans fault ? I'm not saying anyone's gonna do anything about it. But I'd really appreciate you owning up to the facts. Because science.

[@doomradiervideos4624]

​@@kuttr-654remember humanity number one

[@zionleach3001]

@RoanokeGaming can you do videos on the Witch Doctor comics? It's like X-files as a medical drama. It has vampires that are parasitic slugs, compares demons to botflies, and fish people who infect people with a disease similar to Wolbachia.

[@kuttr-654]

@@doomradiervideos4624 yeah, sure. Until we've made this planet unlivable for anything but bacteria, humans#1. Woooo

[@ZombieArmy439]

Can you do a video on the parasitic virus of the zombies in kingdom please and thank

[@raptorstryke92]

“What’re penguins doing?” Their best Roanoke, their damn best

[@InVinoVeratas]

This phrasing reminds me of that meme, *_"What the dog doin'?"_*

[@davemccage7918]

@@InVinoVeratas “HUH?!?”

[@BCKammen]

Surviving.... all they can do, never trust a fae or a flightless bird.

[@Gravedigger933]

Fool. They are training for when their time comes. Never turn you back on a penguin. They are treacherous.

[@stonedscared8461]

The penguins know what they did! I'll be damned if i let a penguin son of a bitch do it again! lol

[@godlessrecovery8880]

Fun polar bear fact. In Svalbard Norway, you're required to be "properly armed" outside of the settlement, normally with a gun. Because of the 300 or so local polar bears.

[@VorkKnightOfGood]

Armed as in "if a beard shows up I'll shoot at the air to scare him off" or as in "if a bear shows up and even looks at your general direction immediately shoot him dead"?

[@Zeppathy]

As in, if a polar bear shows up, you commit self unalive with the boomstick to warn everyone else that you just got eaten by a bear. So they know to stay away.

[@DavidWiseFAN199]

@@VorkKnightOfGood LOL. Bears shrug off ammo like a bad itch. Shot gun to the face? Merely a flesh wound...

[@trudycolborne2371]

​@@VorkKnightOfGoodProbably the first. Bear bangers are a type of ammunition up north. I would have the noise makers equipped, bear spray at the ready, and back up live ammo in case of a "problem" bear.

[@marysmith2060]

Stay strapped or get clapped.

[@jonathonmiller2662]

Roanoke, buddy, pal, broham: You gotta do a video on the 1989 movie Leviathan. Hear me out: it’s like The Thing but in a deep ocean base with actual angler fish monsters. You gotta suffer for the fans.

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

Papa Roanoke? I second this Do it for the funny

[@BeetleBuns]

YES

[@CryptidRenfri]

That sounds amazing

[@CriticalHat]

I said the same thing on the manglerfish video, he's too scared

[@ReikaLady]

I loved Leviathan as an early teen. Even as an adult it's still fun.

[@theakspud]

As an alaskan can confirm its just feral canadians guarding their maple dens. They turn their victims into maple syrup with canadian black magic and feed.

[@CanadianLegionaire]

The fact that you survived to tell the tale means we've been off our game lately.

[@mazz9487]

Sounds a lot like the Ozark Howler and moonshiners.

[@StuartTheGrayCat]

I always knew it

[@wither5673]

IDK man I have seen how our Finish neighbors deal with bears, they can try to square up but nothing can stop Finish grandpa from getting to his sauna.

[@redacted5937]

The Fins will just scream "Perkele" and the bear will be glad that it survived the encounter

[@KillerChrono666]

Ahhj, the Finnish. Scaring Polar Bears and Russians since 1939.

[@SentientDMT]

Simo Hayha approves!

[@KillerChrono666]

@@SentientDMT THANK YOU. I literally forgot White Death's name.

[@SentientDMT]

@@KillerChrono666 if all else fails, you can go the Aimo Koivunen route. Eat a shit ton of methamphetamine and ski 250 Miles.

[@la1sk203]

Ayo for anyone treating hypothermia, don't put them next to a fire. Use a TPA, luke warm water, body heat and remove their cold/wet clothing. Been a lifeguard and a sailor and you do not heat them up too quickly.

[@matthewlawrence4899]

What happened if you heated them up too quickly 👀

[@blaznskais2048]

@@matthewlawrence4899pretty sure it causes nerve damage or some such

[@Liminal.Headspace]

​@@matthewlawrence4899You go into shock. Just like jumping in cold water when you're hot. Your heart can stop, it can cause an aneurysm etc.

[@anna-flora999]

​@@matthewlawrence4899 very quick explanation, it takes a while for the blood in your limbs to heat up again. But if you place them next to a fire, the body goes "alright, back in business, restore blood flow". And now all the cold blood in your limbs rushes into your heart and rest of your torso

[@ace_of_cups4096]

Thank you thank you When Roanoke said to put the doc by the fire I wanted to *c r y*

[@thatguy44148]

Come 1v1 me in the ocean Roanoke (I'm a 6 foot angler fish)

[@RoanokeGaming]

Do I get prep time?

[@fetusdeletus9266]

@@RoanokeGamingdo you really think prep time will save you?

[@Screlz]

​@@fetusdeletus9266 Maybe if he borrows a sub from James Cameron and modifies it with ballistics. Maybe.

[@thesagepilgrim4441]

So you’re a five foot nine angler fish?

[@benjin3993]

​@@RoanokeGaming just hop in the b movie graphics underwater fighting mech. You'll still lose to that eldritch monster, but it'll be more badass

[@beastmaster0934]

“What’re penguins doing?” Trying not to get eaten by leopard seals, skuas, orcas, and other such beasts, as well as trying to not lose their babies to the cold.

[@TheKrispyfort]

They are the Australians of the Penguin World

[@delrunplays2903]

Are there orcas down south?

[@shoosh222]

I had never heard of a skua. Thank you, friend, for telling me about a new species to check out!

[@garretth8224]

​​@@delrunplays2903Yes. However it's mostly near the southern tip of Chile, and Australia.

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

Given how literally everything is against them, they’re doing a pretty good job

[@ferro9926]

Fun fact, a polar bear stands NO CHANCE against an orca, they are twice as big as a LARGE polar bear (orcas are 8 meters long on average, a tall polar bear standing up is 4)

[@Turkeysocks]

Another fun fact, orcas are all psychos. We're just lucky they don't have a taste for humans.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

Orcas are very odd and won't eat anything their pod didn't teach them was food. They're also some of the only mammals that go thru menopause like humans. Strangely, its a lot more common in whales. No other primate goes through menopause

[@Chuck_EL]

Polar bears still will hunt them despite thousands of years of their ancestors getting got doing so Thats one of the many reasons they have a reputation of being roid bears

[@Mila-Rosa]

Honestly, an orca probably wouldn't know what to do with a polar bear. They're highly specialized hunters to the point that specific pods will hunt one type of salmon and don't realize that seals or other types of fish are even edible.

[@Belzediel]

Being twice as long does not equate to being twice as large. Can't stop you failing at elementary geometry, but it's never a good idea to announce you can't do the basics.

[@InVinoVeratas]

22:50 I'm not convinced an Alaskian would describe a 9mm and an 308 rifle as "An Arsenal", pretty sure that's just what you'd carry to the gas station.

[@Backstabmacro]

Hell, that’s my bathing kit. Nothing less than Casull for going past the front yard 😂

[@R055LE.1]

You don't even need to be Alaskan for that.

[@InVinoVeratas]

​@@R055LE.1As a Canadian, you have no idea how lenient your guy's gun laws are, compared to ours.

[@R055LE.1]

@@InVinoVeratas I know exactly how lenient they are, and how strict. Every state has different laws

[@thesynergy2]

@@InVinoVeratas Shit, I am Canadian too and having a 9mm and 308 rifle is barely anything. My family probably has 20 rifles between the four of us

[@GryphonsChannel]

Good afternoon Roanoke! The angler fish say hello!

[@RoanokeGaming]

C E A S E

[@Akutenshi1990]

why must we trigger roanokes absolute hatred of the angler fish? lol.

[@CiaranEldrett-vp8yz]

@@RoanokeGaming I watched this movie and I’ve actually read research papers on several genes that are associated with the species barrier on the genetic side of the phenomenon. So yeah genetically engineering a animal like this is definitely possible theoretically

[@Turkeysocks]

@@CiaranEldrett-vp8yz as a science teacher I once had in high school stated, everything is theoretical until you actually do it.

[@placomsonat9483]

I recently found out that polar bears and grizzly bears have started naturally breeding in the wild. The young are viable and grow into what are basically splotchy tan coloured, omnivorous polar bears.

[@zizter25]

They're called pizzleys or grolar bears.

[@randallbesch2424]

Fun fact: polar bears split off from brown bears.

[@fortysvideoarchive]

snow bunny bears

[@bm8793]

⁠@@zizter25I think the naming is dependent on which bear is the mother or father. Pizzley is a polar bear father and grolar is a polar bear mother.

[@Agularal]

Roanoke, suggests Polar Bear vs Orca Asylum Movie Company: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@casually_lurking]

OR- here me out, Sharktopus versus [insert Orca hybrid here] with [insert Polar Bear hybrid] joining from the top rope.

[@randallbesch2424]

I do too thought of it just before he suggested it.

[@jackalope2302]

Polarca?

[@casually_lurking]

@@jackalope2302 YES! Give this one a franchise.

[@tassadarc8069]

@@casually_lurking Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is a movie that already exists.

[@richardanthony5020]

Just remember: there are some Inuit tribes in Canada who hunt polar bears with a single shot .22. They sit on the ice and wait for it to rear up on its hind legs and roar, then aim for the roof of its mouth and fire. The round will go through the roof of its mouth but not out the back of the skull. The bullet sorta bounces around in its skull and the bear dies. My uncle actually got the privilege of being shown first hand.

[@codbeast914]

That's impressive. We also have Guns that are just big enough to kill even the largest of polar bears . Imagine everyone had 12 gauges and slugs I doubt that thing is just shrugging off 3-5 slugs .

[@randallbesch2424]

Why kill them. Predators don't taste good. All that meat diet.

[@beastmaster0934]

The Inuit got some serious skills.

[@richardanthony5020]

@@beastmaster0934 it’s certainly a great way to figure out the ones who don’t🤣

[@enderkatze6129]

That must be a nightmare to learn to do

[@CiviCiviCivi]

You know whats even more terrifying than a polar bear? An anglerfish.

[@Crimzon7]

You know what's even scarier than a big anglerfish? A bigger anglerfish😂

[@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos]

@@Crimzon7y’know what’s even *SCARIER* than a bigger anglerfish? Nothing

[@franciscocota6440]

Roanoke's gonna flip when he meets the Polar Anglerfish

[@randallbesch2424]

@@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos no Cthulhu-Angler.

[@Crimzon7]

@@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos LMFAO

[@giggsy__]

“If you fought a polar bear, would you lose?” Desert Eagle: If it opened its domain, Unlimited Physical Strength, I might have a little trouble. “But would you lose?” Desert Eagle: Nah, I’d win.

[@Zeppathy]

No, you'd get a jam.

[@Scudboy17]

Russian sailors once tried to scare off an adult male polar bear off their sub after they had emerged from under the ice. The warning shot did not scare it. Then they shot at it with 10mm Makaraovs, and it ignored it even after getting hit with several shots. They resorted to a 12.5mm machine gun, thats roughly the same as a .50 cal Browning M2. That just pissed it off, and the bear started climbing the conning tower to get to the crew. They chose to go back inside and just submerge rather than try to fight an angry polar bear. They eventually found out the bear later died from its wounds, but it had lived long enough to travel about 20 miles, even with more than a dozen gunshot wounds. So even if you hit it with your eagle, unless you got a lucky shot to the eye and into the brain, it will most certainly live long enough to really make you wish you brought a hand grenade instead.

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

@@Scudboy17 I don't think I believe those Russian Sailors. Polar Bears have been killed with shotguns and 30-06 rifles, so a 12.7x108 would definitely put it down.

[@Scudboy17]

@nextcaesargaming5469 No, it did kill it, just not right away. Unless you score a headshot or the heart, they can keep going for a very long time. Like wild boars, just bigger and much more dangerous. The inuit have stories of hunters who shot a polar bear, leaving it for dead, only to have it track down the hunter and kill them days later, even as it was slowly dying.

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

@@Scudboy17 I know how gunshot wounds for Polar Bears typically work, I'm just saying that I don't believe for a second that an anti-materiel round like 12.7x108 coming out of a machine gun would not have put down the bear almost instantly. Those Russian sailors are either the worst shots in the Russian Navy that only nailed one shot out of dozens in one of its legs or something... or they were doing what sailors often do, and were just telling a story.

[@joelpena209]

“No match on hand to hand” the guy who fought a bear hand to hand and both their bodies were found next to each other: 😎

[@davemccage7918]

I was camping in King’s Canyon and had to 1v1 a black bear with a baseball bat. One good wack on the snoot did the trick, but the bear looked like he only 150lbs tops. Unless you’re Matt Olson, Im not sure a Louisville Slugger would be enough for a polar bear.

[@Turkeysocks]

@@davemccage7918 Na, it'd just make the polar bear angry. And if you think a hungry polar bear is scary, wait until you're dealing with a hangry polar bear.

[@jordendavid8992]

@@Turkeysockspolar bears know they ain’t got nothing else to eat which in my opinion is what makes them the worst bears to be attacked by not including their size ofc

[@theironworks6797]

6:16 Imagine clocking into work and distantly hearing "By Khorne it will be done".

[@Turkeysocks]

I can tell you why it's not called Maneater in the US, cause there's already another movie called Maneater. It's a 2022 movie about a large shark that basically stalks and eats a group of friends who were staying on an idyllic tropical island. It's got a 3.1/10 on IMDB.

[@normalhuman9878]

I thought so It’s also the name of a pretty fun video game

[@Jwsponky]

Huh, I thought there was a movie by that same title that featured a tiger getting loose from... I forget if it was a circus or a zoo and started eating people from a small town. Never watched the thing but I had read about it.

[@hughquigley5337]

Well this movie predates 2022 so I think it would have rights to the name if the producers had chosen to call it that

[@Going4Broke2528]

That expedition into the poles that got menaced by a SINGLE POLAR BEAR is even more horrifying when you stop to think and realize that more than likely, nobody believed in the story the survivors told until Polar Bears became more common knowledge. It'd be like stories of a yeti or something outlandish back then. "A giant, bullet-proof snow white bear just walked up and grabbed a grown ass man like a chew toy and we could do nothing but reel back in abject horror as he was very loudly eaten alive" and that is a real animal that exists.

[@PostprandialTorpor]

Annihilation Bear: hold my bear

[@marysmith2060]

That bear 🐻 could induce nightmares.

[@SaeroneScean]

I did nightmare of it...

[@noodle1299]

I love how there's this chill music playing while he talks about polar bears being absolute power houses.

[@d34d0n1mp4kt]

To be fair, regarding satphones, specifically the older ones, they can be rather unreliable depending on the density of your surroundings, atmospheric conditions, and even solar flares can really mess with signal.

[@Redwolf2495]

The whole "scientists only asked if they could, not if they should" thing makes it clear there aren't enough scientists with both high intelligence AND high wisdom. On the other hand, without said scientists we would lose out on so many horror movies!

[@kaptainkaiju]

That shot of the bear pulling the chick into the ice made me literally burst laughing 🤣

[@normalhuman9878]

Bro grew a thumb

[@Gravedigger933]

Penguins are trying to speed run into evolving into the apex predators they were meant to be. Penguin supremacy!

[@randallbesch2424]

They could take over the Orcas niche, right colors.

[@Subliminalsapper]

I lived in Alaska from the northernmost point to the southernmost. I've seen polar bears, Kodiak grizzlies, and polar bears. They are terrifying to see in person.

[@hughquigley5337]

I know what I’m about to ask you is kinda childish, but I just can’t help myself: What are some of the rarest/most unusual animals you’ve seen in Alaska? Narwhal? Wolverine? Something else?

[@SpartanDusk]

The penguins are looking dapper as fuck my dude, that's what they're doing, dying with style. GAME RESPECT GAME

[@TheSkulleh]

"snacks on brainstems" is a glorious phrase and the giggle I had was refreshing.

[@chzybean]

9:02 Dude. That's Graham Greene. Seriously dense list of Hollywood movies roles. Great actor.

[@randallbesch2424]

Also James Remar who was almost in Aliens.

[@RaimaNd]

All I think about: "If polarbear not friend why friendshaped?"

[@randlebrowne2048]

It's a trap!

[@whiskeyplz4891]

My uncle in law actually directed this. His newest one is called Glowsies I recommend checking it out after it is released.

[@hughquigley5337]

Pretty cool!!!

[@Amos-Timmy-Burton]

Whoever edits your videos deserves a flippin' medal for the hilarious, on-point, constantly up-to-date memes. That, coupled with your excellent delivery and humour makes your channel stands miles above other channels. Enough sucking up for you, now go fight an angler fish!

[@GarGhuul]

Engagement! Also Phantoms: primordial underground slime eats town, decides it is Satan due to circumstantial evidence. Hijinks ensue.

[@user-pp8xo6bi8t]

I didn't realize it was a movie, but that was a perfect description of the book.

[@GarGhuul]

@@user-pp8xo6bi8t I did not know it was a book, so we are even.

[@randallbesch2424]

It is an evolved SHOGGOTH that has changed over the millions of years.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

The book was fun. The parts with the creatures at least. The protagonist is pretty cringe

[@Backinblackbunny009]

​​@@GarGhuulit's a dean koontz book and he's nuts. He had a book where an alien invasion turns out to be the rapture 🙄 ugh

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

20:55 OH NO! The radio is broken, why would the polar bear do this!?

[@Zeppathy]

If you are rocking Desert Eagle, you better bring a bunch of toast for all the Jam your about to get.

[@randlebrowne2048]

Especially in the arctic cold (cold makes the metal shrink).

[@0INFERNO1]

Am Canadian, can confirm moose have no sense of haha and will body you if you bother them. As for polar bears, They are even more dangerous than you think.

[@soldier1stclass640]

"No sense of 'haha' ",I'm stealing that

[@travisphipps3606]

A Desert Eagle being the ultimate problem solva? Your anglerfish friends would like a word about bullets traveling in the depths of the ocean.

[@Zeppathy]

You just got a jam! Proceed direcrly to being eaten by a bear. Desert Eagles jam in the tropics, after being cleaned, while you whisper sweet nothings in its ear... let alone the cold. Watch a cold weather abuse test on one. Lol.

[@_-Trephorius-_]

We need a cover of the hybrid monstrosities in Sharktopus Sharktopus vs Pteracuda Sharktopus vs Whalewolf

[@DerivativeWorker]

You're making those up! I don't believe you that those are real movies.

[@Legs05]

​@@DerivativeWorker there was even meant to be a sharktopus vs mermantula lmao that's right a man fish spider hybrid 😅

[@user-pp8xo6bi8t]

​​@DerivativeWorker I have seen sharktopus. It is in the same vein as sharknado only even worse acting. It was a classic case of "We aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you."

[@theoneglorylucky3071]

@@DerivativeWorker you could also try sharkman, mansquito and piranha shark :v

[@Wayfarer45]

At this point Manbearpig should have it's own movie lol

[@ZippyChan]

Bro, your nerdiness whenever you see ANY car in an otherwise biological study video is hilarious and charming. Keep up the great work :)

[@woodywoodward4424]

Jurassic Park Reference early in the video, you won me over early. Subscribed.

[@IAintYou]

Doubt you'll see this, but Roanoke, you've given me a wide vocabulary to explain many scientific phrases in terms that my non-science can get. And quite frankly, I owe a huge thanks to you for that. Stay gold, bud.

[@thetruemonarch9354]

Roanoke: Polar bears are absolutely horrifying animals! Until one is literally eating me, I will respectfully disagree with that statement. D'aaawwww polar bear.

[@Interweb_Gremlin]

There's a video by Bob Gymlan called The Sankebetsu Brown Bear Incident, where this exact scenario happens except it's a Kodiak bear, and all the houses are made of mud and thatch.

[@Toilteggmcmufen]

Day 23 of asking for a video on subnatica

[@jeremiahdoodnath8679]

The man's greatest fears

[@nathanthompson5970]

I hope he does that sounds awsome

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Hey that'd be sick

[@wheaties2912]

But there aren't any angler fish.

[@warehouselead]

Yes!

[@TheKrispyfort]

ANTARCTIC PENGUINS: Those are the Australians of the Penguin world, who created a place for themselves out of the penal colony their ancestors were exiled to. Penguin Penguin Penguin

[@soldier1stclass640]

A penguin wrote this...

[@HorieMiyariho]

The Chimera Bear arc was better than the chimera wolf arc. The polar bear has psychic abilities to turn off electricity just like in the movie. Other than that good video Roanoke.

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

Papa Roanoke is going hard with the video schedule recently. 😁👍 Just don't burn yourself out my dude.

[@RoanokeGaming]

I'll try!

[@longhairgetinthere]

​@@RoanokeGamingplease do 🫶

[@sebastianlist2426]

@@RoanokeGamingmaybe burn yourself out on doing some research on global warming. Because the research is done and it is absolutely man fucking induced.

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

7:23 I think it’s diffrent because there’s a Shark video game already called ManEater

[@user-fi8im6sd9i]

Or to avoid it seeming like a Hall And Oates film

[@jdjones6218]

theirs an american movie called maneater about a tiger loose in the apalachan mountains lol

[@saintcynicism2654]

Have a feeling it was more motivated by another bargain bin monster movie about an overly large tiger eating people in some remote town called "Maneater" that came out in 2007, only like eight years before this movie. I doubt it got much in the way of an international release, so the name was probably free everywhere BUT the US. (it was *also* a weird movie, and starred Gary Busey for some reason)

[@jdjones6218]

@@saintcynicism2654 that is the one i was talking about haha

[@normalhuman9878]

It’s a pretty fun game too

[@Sykspy]

I came for the horror movie review and explanations, i stayed for the random and spontaneous car facts

[@elsleazo9592]

1:14 No, more data is not required. It's definitely us.

[@squishmellowspeaks6785]

The fact that the dude said that is insane. Most unscientific thing a scientific person could say other than “maybe the earth is flat idk”

[@mikoajbaszczyszyn4568]

12:10 - I love how the paw is so obviously a glove

[@hunterwolf5482]

Y'know what would scare you? Anglerconda.

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

I'll do you one better: Goblin Sharconda.

[@krioswordsmith1017]

"Is it us, is it a natural cycle of earth and sun" no, it's us, it absolutely is us

[@sebastianlist2426]

When he said “more research is needed” I lost all fucking respect for the dude

[@fortysvideoarchive]

@@sebastianlist2426 its a joke.

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

0:23 fun fact about penguins They are down atrocious, abyssal, they are the definition of “idk what consent even means” If you know about the story of a penguin and a frozen head, you know what I mean 10:10 bro I would love a Christmas/ new years video where it’s just papa Roanoke in front of a fire giving papa advice Also ha 35:04 I got that reference

[@ayrialburford8491]

This is so true, they may look cute but that is a menace

[@riverjoy5658]

Don't forget, Otters and Dolphins fall under this category of "Cute but disturbing" animal fun facts.

[@anthonymullenax2005]

Really have to watch out for the pengwings, not to be confused with Penglings.😂

[@CryptidRenfri]

Casual Geographic taught me all I need to know about penguins lmao

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

@@CryptidRenfrisame!

[@armabearo]

"This must of been awk..." 🤣

[@uacrazy4481]

Finally, a channel that has actually shown me 2 movies I have not seen. Mostly because they are newer then 2010's. When you've seen literally 1000's of horror movie, It becomes very difficult to find something to watch. Anywho thank you for your videos, they are hilarious, very entertaining and informative. You are greatly appreciated for all the hard work you do. Thank you! Will watch once I finish the movie! EDIT.... Okay I should have just watched your video...

[@inshaneguy]

I think the reason it wasn't called "Man Eater" is becasue there is a movie called Man Eater starring Gary Busie about a Tiger lose in a small country town.

[@randallbesch2424]

So what would that movie be called everywhere else? Injured tigers werer the original man eater.

[@inshaneguy]

@@randallbesch2424 I have no idea

[@jollyroger195]

Not sure how you look for ideas, but if you want a beast that creeped even me out... you should look up the cow beasts from Isolation.

[@thatradfailure5197]

Watching in my car while tornado sirens go off. I've got some time I need to spend. Thanks, Roanoke!

[@Acculian]

Your videos are getting better with each upload! And Funnier!! When are you covering An American Werewolf in London??

[@marysmith2060]

Oh, sweet recommendation.

[@magicpyroninja]

I have been in negative 30 temperatures before. It goes right past the whole cold and then numb straight to the burning phase Just 2 or 3 minutes of skin exposure is enough for you to want to be back in the heat again

[@CryptidRenfri]

Hey, it's Dexter's dad lmao Also, bless you Papa Roanoke for this upload. Still going to ask you to cover Dinocroc vs Supergator. Trust me you'll love it lol

[@kirishima.nue13]

I do photography as a hobby and to be honest, photos taken against the light(with main source of light behind the subject, in this case the sun) won't always be crappy, depends on a few factors like the skills of the photographer, other details in the background like shrubs, trees or structures, and if you have other light sources like flash, led or reflectors to add light to the subject. Hell, most of what I consider as my best shots are taken with the sun in the background

[@drwombat1978]

On the nose south park reference sir. Good show

[@joshmavricderep2743]

Reminds me of “Prophecy” with the mutant Grizzly. Roanoke, have you covered this movie?? Don’t stop being a Chad my dude!

[@trudycolborne2371]

9:49 That's not a wolf, dude. That is a wolverine!

[@randallbesch2424]

Imagine if they used wolverine DNA instead of wolf?

[@trudycolborne2371]

@@randallbesch2424 No matter what you did to injure it, it would never back down. The appetite problem would exist naturally. There's a reason the wolverine is known as the glutton.

[@Pixl-qb8]

lol the calm guitar music as everyone's getting killed 😂

[@DarkRubberDucky]

That Chuck Testa reference got you a Like AND a comment. 😂

[@EnglishVirgo]

Absolutely compliment your chef. My father-in-law says to always be nice to people that are feeding you and people that are taking care of you, so basically be extra nice to people cooking you food and nurses and doctors. Both can do very 'fun' things to make your day a lot less fun!

[@Valdreag17]

I know this isn’t the science part- but photo shoots actually take hours, depending on how many people. Each shot you see in a magazine or poster is 1:100 for shots actually taken at the low end.

[@TheGrizzLeah]

That nutcracker, sniffing a candy cane made me scream with laughter. 😂

[@jakeking974]

My brother is abnatural. He's a total gymrat whose two hobbies are fish (like aquariums) which he also does for a job, and lifting weights, and as such has some natty abs. Dude could literally break my bones if he tried.

[@Mr.Janitor]

As the great Goerge Washington once said, "stay strapped, or get clapped."

[@kaptainriflebeard5980]

"Polar bears are absolutely horrifying creatures" But none are as horrifying as the underwater abomination known as the angler fish. Waited for the segway 😂

[@PaidInBoredom]

Fun fact about Mr. Totally Not Evil. He's played by Ray Wise who also played The Devil in a tv show.

[@TsunTzu]

Fun Fact: Bears don't care. They will lay on top of you and eat you alive while you scream. Polar Bears are basically the apex of beardom. They're legitimately horrifying.

[@Ragnarok_1218]

My favorite segment of my Roanoke biology speculation videos: the Vehicle Breakdown. I am once again asking you to make a third channel, Roanoke Rides.

[@11_EVERYTHING_OEFx2]

I just learned about the short faced bear and I’ve never been more thankful to be alive during modern times. That bear is straight up nightmare fuel.

[@Rietto]

Early humans lived in a land of giants. Honestly it's amazing that we conquered the planet with basically sharp sticks during that time period.

[@Trivial_Whim]

No, see, that's what the wolf DNA mentioned in the voice recorder was for. To make the bears form packs. Edit: And then you explain that at length later...

[@Inferno144]

My favorite thing about Roanoke is that at a drop of a hat he will switch from biology nerd, to gun nerd, to meme nerd, to car nerd and back to biology nerd.

[@StrumaticRock0]

27:30 I inherited my maternal gramps 73 F100, 390 on it, but no 4x4, only rear wheel, though I do believe rear wheel was enough, as they used to use it for farmwork back in the day

[@m.a.dmatt6689]

Okay, props for using the ice drill like a lance and skewering the bear like that

[@davhardie2356]

I suggest you should do the freaks from crackdown their cool bioluminescence, the ability to tunnle and vulnerable to uv light would be cool to see you go over.

[@yourlilgremlin]

I love that i came here for biology and I get car presentations as an added bonus

[@magicpyroninja]

From what I've been noticing it kind of seems like the whole seasons and calendar shifted by like 2 weeks. Winter starts a bit later. Lasts a bit longer It's not very often you get snow in April, but it's happening more often now than it ever has before in my lifetime Certain trees used to flower around the same time every year. Now they bloom 2 weeks earlier than normal

[@thetacticalpuertorican]

Love the PSR clip. 😂

[@blackwoodsecurity531]

Human's armed with black powder and lead shot against polar bear: My god, it's unstoppable!!! Neanderthal armed with spears, fire and pitfall traps against the OG CAVE BEAR: Wow that's big! Feed family for whole year!

[@connortripp99]

19:09 So basically Deviljho from Monster Hunter.

[@Whiteknight-xg2pq]

I think its because there is a low budget series that SYFY owns called "Man Eater". Which Is a spin-off subset of the og movie of the same name, but with out the space between and I think it came out in the late 90s or early 2k. My dad still has a F-100 Custom (3 on the Tree) poor thing has sat in disrepair for decades now as my dad just doesn't have time to work on it.

[@stibosis]

for deadspace and being cold in a spacesuit heat has nowhere to go in a vacuum but in the snow it would bleed out via contact with the ice and atmosphere

[@613aristocrat]

4:15 One of my favorite actors to see. Whatever his name is. Plays an excellent devil in that weird demon TV show. And plays an excellent President in the C&C games.

[@prestonestes1388]

There is already a movie called “Man-Eater” in the USA. It’s about a tiger that gets loose in the Appalachian mountains.

[@YourLocalWarThunderFemboy]

I just found this acc a few days ago and now I'm addicted to your videos love the work you put in and I wanted to ask would it be possible if you do a video about the state of decay outbreak if you don't have already :3

[@RoanokeGaming]

Thanks for watching bro, and Ill check it out! Really do need to cover that

[@YourLocalWarThunderFemboy]

@@RoanokeGaming ty ^^

[@atmastand3485]

31:01 Is that Leland Palmer and Audrey Horne!?

[@adamwade6243]

Excuse me, Mister Roanoke Gaming, can you pretty please do a Video about Star Wars: Dark Forces, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, or First Encounter Assault Recon?

[@haruruben]

13:30 a speech about the how extremely deadly polar bears are over footage of polars doing the cutest stuff and looking incredibly fluffy and huggable😂 how come bears are so cute and deadly? 🤔🤨🥲🥲🥲🧸🧸🧸🧸

[@BlueVenom9]

i love when he gets excited by cars and trucks lol, I don't know shit about cars but when he talks about them its fascinating

[@foxfyre9908]

I worked on a polar bear necropsy and now I have a huge fear or them to this day. Could barely get my arms round its neck and we needed like 6 people to roll him over