The girl with a zesty boyfriend (very sus)

Tyler's sus level is hitting an all time high
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[@letmeouturbasementbro]

TYLER IS ZESTY

[@donkeyfromshrek427]

No cap

[@zabooka]

hi

[@l_ifeefi_l1998]

Tyler is so funny and hawt at the same time 😂😂

[@chouchoue]

How did he even come up with the bathrobe part ahaha.

[@jakeisdadambest]

I feel like Tyler has way too much fun whenever he plays these types of characters. Its entertaining to see.

[@yellowluma101]

He is embracing his true self 💄❤️🤪

[@jamesgoldring1052]

Vine boom

[@nazwa226]

Characters?

[@jasonvargas7564]

@@yellowluma101finally I have a chance with him

[@TheOGJeff]

Very sus...

[@CyterSilliote]

You know it’s getting ridiculous when Tyler breaks character

[@NickCorvello]

Lol its happening more often with these videos now. Either the scenarios are so ridiculous or the guys at Content Machine cant hold it in anymore 😆

[@voskresenie-]

​@@NickCorvello it's literally just how they choose to edit them. I'm sure they've broken character since the start, but they've gotten positive feedback when they include bloopers so they've started including more of them.

[@tadeaspekar9043]

@@voskresenie-exactly

[@marco-ls9fm]

I like how he sounds perfectly manly when sepaking to his father

[@gabrieljohnson4213]

Why else do you think he has a "girlfriend"? Gotta keep up appearances for pops.

[@TakiMitsuha2016]

Sepaking???huh👀

[@isaactudurilabres1356]

​@@TakiMitsuha2016sepaking must be the King of Sepa 👑

[@omegadreemurr6271]

Classic

[@alexcrawford5350]

I didn’t even notice the spelling error when I read the comment.

[@neonmanatee1952]

He so responsible for not drinking and driving. Staying at his friends place all night. Real respect

[@nicriddell]

I have lived this experience 😂 They forgot to add “ it is * so * nice to finally date a guy who cares about style! Tyler gives me tips for my outfits all the time “

[@PrincessNinja007]

God my sham relationship was the hottest I've ever looked

[@KRYMauL]

@@PrincessNinja007What’s with girls doing sham relationships. Especially when they’re actually wanting someone else. It makes no sense.

[@helmenhjelmen1955]

​@@KRYMauLim a male and i can think of a few reasons 1. To protect themselves from creeps when being outside to drink. 2. To protect the gay guys from abusive fathers. (Happened at my old school) a straight girl and a gay guy pretended to be together just so that his father would stop being an asshole) 3. They just need something platonic and fun not a relationship but still some of the caring for eachother 4. Both parts know they can increase their own status by dating. Also happened at a school i worked at later in ny life.

[@KRYMauL]

@@helmenhjelmen1955 I don’t think you read the latter part, _especially when they’re actually wanting someone else._ I’m thinking of one person in particular and she stayed with a guy who would constantly cheat on her. I had to ask around what she was thinking and most people said it was because I didn’t want a girlfriend, but was open to an actual relationship. This guys friends would constantly tell me to move on and I already started to when she said that he was her “boyfriend.” She told me day one what the deal was, and I immediately started gaming both sides and her sham is now on Facebook because of how many times his friends told me he won. He never did understand who actually called that school, “Just some school by the Air Force Academy.” Until I called her “real” boyfriend a thing. Her “real” boyfriend was a vet that kept treating her like a pet despite me constantly saying he needed a dog like hers. A few years later, I found myself at a different school, and meet someone who looks very similar to her. Turns out it was her and my professor kicked her out of the class for lying, then said that her fuck buddy called it a game. During COVID I finished writing a story, and sent her it on Twitter. She’s blocked me on every social media and contacted my cousins. One of my cousins now has her dog and told me that she never got over it. Link to full story with a little added stuff because apparently it’s not actually over like I thought. docs.google.com/file/d/1I_ijtyeQsFmDfLXIpVMvX25G2Vom9Upy/edit?usp=docslist_api&filetype=msword

[@10jr92]

​@@helmenhjelmen1955 Hm 🤔 I never looked at it from that perspective. Interesting

[@saifsolid679]

The Dad one is hilarious lmao

[@FatherManus]

It couldn’t be more clear this is all an act to convince his dad he’s straight, lol.

[@manqobashongwe1301]

Lol. It was until I thought about it too much.

[@nunyabidness3075]

@@manqobashongwe1301Exactly, there was a little pause that made it even more funny when it clicked.

[@louisnemzer6801]

I love the concept of a "soft launch" for a relationship 😂

[@allnamesaretakenful]

Back in the 90s, we called it "Talking". "Are you with Amber?" "Not yet, we're just talking."

[@geneticfreak465]

​@@allnamesaretakenfulWhat the fuck is soft launch...

[@AM-dg7ww]

​@allnamesaretakenful I'm 18, and that's what it's still called. I've never once heard of a "soft launch" since this video.

[@DiegoHernandez-sb3fc]

@@AM-dg7wwi heard once that it's more of a thing people do to publicize relationships. a soft launch is posting a picture of hands holding while a hard launch is a picture of the two together

[@JustinAndrews74]

I'm saying!!

[@megorly792]

The sinking realization as he struts out of the room in the last skit😭😭😭😭

[@JobiWan144]

I think you mean "last shot". "Skit" is the whole thing

[@10jr92]

☝🏾🤓

[@MrBert86]

Bro his voice dropping down an octave when he introduces her to his dad 😂👌🏻

[@Nexus_editz08]

The gay teacher with a wife of 25 years and kids:

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

How

[@Shydoshi17]

Her facial expressions throughout the interviews and the end were priceless😂

[@gavizcool268]

“Girl parts flopping around”😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@wpatrickw2012]

The flopping is the fun part 😂

[@russtralia6428]

its funny cuz guys are the ones with the floppy parts

[@satyanarayanavarma4944]

​@@russtralia6428 offended by a simple joke?. 😂

[@russtralia6428]

@@satyanarayanavarma4944 No... are you?

[@solar0wind]

​@@satyanarayanavarma4944 I doubt that they were offended.

[@a.person._.]

Mad zesty that he puts lemon zest to shame

[@falcon2489]

Lmao

[@slyar]

Fruitier than an apple

[@mauz791]

You guys' bloopers are amazing, adds on to the comedy imo 👍

[@TheOGJeff]

you guys' *

[@mauz791]

@@TheOGJeff cheers

[@StudMacher96]

“I have been wanting a boyfriend for so long.” “Yeah me too.”

[@natasharules6737]

The way he made his voice deeper when he was introducing her to his dad 😂

[@DiegoMartinez-ur7gi]

The ending though, she finally has the slow realization

[@adamsmith-wi3qg]

Walking out of the house like Patrick Maholmes 😅

[@suvrojit2004]

Bro didn't wanna disappoint dad😂

[@gamesdeen3768]

Love how the voice goes deep near his dad lol

[@TheAceOfSpades427]

I just love it when they break character 😂

[@FoxHybrid]

She knows😂😂😂 she knows he’s getting it on with Michael 😂😂😂

[@nathanhadland655]

The hog noise was insane 😂😂

[@emeros8631]

Well aside from the sex part, the lying to each other and themselves sounds like a nice relationship.

[@Iamhere829]

Yea..Living with your bestie sounds really nice for people who don't want to get married.. especially in this economy..😮‍💨

[@Fortnite_R_us]

The code switching around the dad is so true

[@jacksong8131]

Might as well add, "We only have s3x on Christmas and that's my Christmas present from my own girlfriend. By limiting s3x to just once a month, it makes the s3x feel more special." Lol

[@benzelfranklin]

Oddly specific 😂😂

[@HSBsoulsurfer]

And when they rarely do it, he wants a lot of doggy and butt stuff.... like, ONLY that.

[@curlyhairdudeify]

The amount of men I see on a daily basis coming to my work with their wives acting like that....

[@joimumu]

Their acting skills are awesome like 10 out of 10

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Leaving in that snort laugh break was perfect 😆

[@ryanbasu59]

The change from normal to talking to his dad got me

[@Tap-a-roo]

I like when he’s talking to his own father he’s suddenly butch.

[@nileshdeb5024]

That girl had the expression "WHY? WHY?" in every scene. Damn 😂

[@waterunderthebridge2291]

"Like stop soft launching him, is that your man or nah?" Bro really talk like tiktok girl narrator.

[@mustang8206]

When he started acting like a real man around his dad 😂

[@soulknight5330]

“real man” seriously dude?

[@drigondii]

​@soulknight5330 yes, as in not putting on the artificial affect of a 17 year old girl. Unfortunately it was replaced by the artificial affect of a macho man caricature because he has lost all connection to a real sense of self.

[@Cosmefulanito2812]

​@@soulknight5330yeah, why?

[@soulknight5330]

@@Cosmefulanito2812 lmao the Kirk Hammet pfp, I hope you know he kissed Lars at one point. Is he still a real man to you?

[@CrimsonAzure-fh6yb]

@@drigondii Bro he was acting 😭😭

[@randomdude4183]

"Wake up honey, new content machine girl just dropped"

[@STGN01]

More like return of an original.

[@indiag89]

She was in their video for simp boyfriend pills

[@atifaboobecker7752]

She: I would never have to worry if he run off to another girl Him:no one said about another man soo 😂

[@MelissaMartinez-g5x]

The walk at the end got me rolling on the floor😂

[@kr4547]

She's starting to realize he might not be just her husband anymore lmao

[@ericolens3]

idk maybe she wants to be a beard wife

[@theepilogue2190]

Well that was SUS

[@randomguitarguy5906]

This man is a fantastic actor, it almost feels real.

[@jurdi13]

Beginning to suspect her new boyfriend is not straight 😢

[@ericolens3]

eww girl parts. gave it away

[@georgelionon9050]

Well happened to a girl I know: "I wouldnt have minded if he brought another girl into our bed.. but another guy was totally not my thing".

[@suisenshirasaki8298]

Sarah is SO PRETTY omg she's basically perfect ❤️😲

[@keefesencensimp]

That walk in the end tho- 😭🤚

[@endorbr]

The denial face at the end

[@onee]

"Hey Dad this is my girlfriend Sarah." 😂😂😂

[@profmerlinpants]

Finally!!! Content Machine revealed the true identity of Tyler.

[@ericolens3]

tyler isnt gay, hes cant be hes too funny, just enough stylish to be decent but not overly caring about his looks, idk i just cant see tyler with another guy. also isnt that other guy his brother?

[@Iamhere829]

​​@@ericolens3 Calm Down sweetheart.. It's just a joke..

[@번역가지망생-번지]

Last part straight up giving me the brokeback mountain's "jack nasty" vibe

[@AgentSwordfish]

“like a hog on some slop” 🤣🤣

[@Camp_LameOnion]

But ONLY if he wasn't straight🤣

[@brozomicki-sothe307]

Well with that walk I don’t even know if he’s acting anymore

[@alexp7274]

"just for a couple year... until he dies" As a professional Sugar Daddy I disapprove this message!

[@wpatrickw2012]

Actually, the “flopping” is the fun part 😆😂🤣

[@loganwallace101]

He really has all the little things down it’s impressive acting

[@YehudiNimol]

The sad part is that there are definitely religious couples who are just like that

[@nunbxtch]

exactly. But wait a minute, they'll live their "truth"!

[@Randy_84]

*hes 100% getting his sh-t pushed in*

[@HSBsoulsurfer]

Hershey Highway, baby... 😮

[@Logan_Irrelevant]

Male English teacher energy right here.

[@pricerowland]

Every couple on HGTV

[@david2draw]

😂😂😂😂

[@SilverSkitty]

0:24 ok but my boyfriend is pan and we love spilling tea like this

[@dumbidea1007]

I have some news for you...😢

[@Baronnax]

Does Wendy know that you're dating her Peter?

[@SilverSkitty]

@@BaronnaxLMAO ok that one got me

[@Theambiguousbb]

Me being a bisexual, this is so real

[@anticom6099]

The walk at the end 🤣

[@oxiary]

THE VOICE OVER LMAOOO SCREAMINGG

[@seanryan3020]

As a straight man, I also have a problem with my wife snoring and interrupting me when I'm cooking! 🤣

[@TheSpaniard]

I imagine this is a documentary of this girl I used to hook up with. I was leaving for 6 months for Army orders. I hadn't committed to her, so she "broke up" with me right before I left. Next thing I know, her IG is plastered with pics of her with this guy she works with who is MEGA zesty. 🤣

[@spacelinx]

You know things are sus when he saunters away to spend the night with another dude.

[@Colinkrauss1]

She is just ridiculously attractive.

[@YOUR_DEATH_8_8]

Hey dad this is my girlfriend Sarah in a completely different voice is funny AF 🤣

[@miguelh4750]

Hey dad at 01:01 very funny

[@jamesdawny1855]

Soft launching.... never even heard 😂😂😂 lol

[@the_floptropican_prince]

As a gay man this was GOLD😂😂❤

[@shelbydonata_]

😅😅😅something tells me he's not gon walk the same when he comes back 🫢

[@HSBsoulsurfer]

😮😂😢

[@diligentyeti]

it was at that moment that she knew...

[@blazeblaze7549]

The walk at the end i cant 😂😭

[@Acer67]

Freddy Mercury be like:

[@abimmanyupuri7135]

"we will have some fun" yeah I bet

[@Pixelated_pax]

The character break is everything to me

[@brendie259]

Tyler is so zesty ahh like bbl drizzy 💀

[@leowastakenwastaken]

Holy fuck. Tyler has the gift. He can make the towel turban.

[@SeptimusNavyaHoran]

My uncle and his wife. She's gay. 100%.

[@IronBotTactics]

You can always call me miss, this aquarium is perfect 😂😂😂😂.

[@dabossman5838]

The zesty walk at the end 😂

[@NoOne56488]

You know it's 100% a straight couple, they're wearing matching outfits!

[@vkm9156]

He's ballin.

[@squantochub5033]

They say I'm zesty cuz James Charles is my bestie

[@catlady8256]

I like how they took inspiration from Willy and Hellen but still put their own spin on it 🤣

[@AdeleKakwandi]

We need a part 2 of this 😅

[@Jazzfan22]

I feel like this used to be a thing but now people just come out.

[@ericolens3]

nah, some folks aint comfortable especially if theres any backlash, specially for kids and other financially dependant folks.

[@VancityMerc319]

“HEY DAD”

[@BananaOnDaTree]

NoT nOW iM TrYinG tO CoOk

[@Link_Skywalker007]

I'm going to NEED this video to hit millions of views lol, her reactions just adds so much to his video 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jermeister]

Michael is that 'special guy-friend'. ❤

[@RiSEME1733]

Dude has more zest than a lemon cream pie.

[@pranavchadha1405]

The guy is such a good actor!

[@flawlessflamingo1831]

POV: u get recommended the movie "he's not that into you" right after u watch this 😂

[@drdreidle2303]

Tyler is zesty

[@Requiem100500]

When the flags aren't even red, but rainbow-colored.

[@TheAmazingHoho576]

This is like that one heterosexual couple where the guy is super feminine and the girl super masculine. VERY strange to see

[@ericolens3]

umm Willy super straight wednesday

[@HSBsoulsurfer]

It is indeed extremely odd to see.... I think those couples are def bi.....

[@Blaah6]

Tyler breaking character is like breaking fifth wall

[@joshfactor1]

so i guess zesty is the new urban slang for gay

[@Greensidewaysface]

The gaydar is going off

[@nil.3743]

Pause

[@Bl1tz3r]

Bro is not coming back to her💀😳