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[@hollyambler9772]

It would appear that David Bowie gave me unrealistic expectations about the Goblin King

[@Hivedragon]

You didnt see the Goblin King from The Hobbit?

[@ellepoynton5225]

The way I agreed waiting for the goblin king to be a stunner and it was a chunky slime

[@BritishBeachcomber]

It was a piss take and you fell for it...

[@Beerbottles123]

Dance Magic Dance

[@slimek20]

Well, it's been a while and he has been eating extremely well...

[@dogaplays]

Kudos to TARDIS for correctly localising an alien song to English language without losing anything in translation & keeping the rhyme.

[@j-train13]

You know I was just thinking about that and now I'm wondering are goblins even aliens? Who knows they might be speaking actual English here if they happen to be from Earth originally, like the silurians or whatever we see in Listen.

[@samuelmelton8353]

There's literally no reason why these Goblins couldn't just be from the UK

[@thatpeskyrat]

I think these goblins are just average british citizens

[@the_devolper]

I'd argue goblins are not normal aliens: they seem more like the manifestation of something from another dimension; in fact when the king is killed even the wood of the ship disappears iirc

[@j-train13]

@@the_devolper perhaps a dimension that got shoved into ours when a clever young lad did a trick with some salt

[@PrinceoftheAbyss]

At first, I was like, "OK, what are these nasty critters gonna do with that baby?" But as soon as I said that, the lyrics showed up, and I was like, "Oh, thanks for clearing that up."

[@katherinecooke7377]

I completely agree with your statement

[@VidDuality]

Subtle they were not 😂 🍽️

[@Gibson1976uk]

I’ve seen it and the story is told in this video! They just want to eat the baby and the doctor saves it!! it was a very weak episode! A lot of talking as well! Lazy and boring

[@alphayell4598]

Bruh, simple it may be it’s very fun for an episode. Not every episode needs the Doctor saving the universe from a Dalek/Angel alliance or stopping a Flux level anomoly.

[@MrLordDarlington]

@@Gibson1976uk Speak for yourself lol. This episode, and the tennant specials, are the most fun I've had with doctor who in a long time. Was this a particularly high stakes episode? No but thats... honestly a good thing. Doctor Who tends to set the stakes so high so often that it loses all meaning. So I will GLADLY take low stake episodes like this.

[@ReddSpark]

“We can dine 3 days at least” …that is the funniest line, given that they clearly can’t feed they many mouths plus the goblin king for even a second let alone 3 days 😂

[@IzzyKindaFizzy]

Well they might need to eat like 0.5% of what a human eats and they might act as a hive mind where when one has eaten they all have

[@shemdellashemygd29]

"Baby bones" "baby blood for the scones" they get the leftovers 😂

[@katiegarlick5383]

I thought they fed mainly on the coincidences? Like how Weeping Angels feed off time?

[@SpookyGhostGoku]

Given the mystical and superstitious nature of these creatures, they probably feed on the “potential” or “lost time” of the baby, as opposed to the baby itself. Kind of like the Weeping Angels.

[@bobcat.cosplay7935]

dont they feed on coincidence or something the extreme coincidence the baby find herself in is prob what feeds her ig

[@smallgator]

"..not a myth hes an actual thing." It seems that invoking superstition at the edge of the universe has made a lot of myths come true. Like bigeneration and goblin kings.

[@jeckjeck3119]

The salt thing let the Toymaker in, whose power made myths into reality. Guardians of time seem to be out... no one to keep order in the universe. Maybe Carnival queen herself shall escape her prison.

[@HOTD108_]

​​@@jeckjeck3119I don't buy that at all. The Doctor went up against fantasy and mythological foes with no sci-fi explanation several times in the classic series, especially in the first and second Doctor's eras. This idea of myths only being real in the Doctor Who universe now doesn't check out, because they've always popped up occasionally in the show.

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@HOTD108_ Those were creatures behind the myth, most of them imprisoned or away from wider universe. But Toy Maker made myths themselves a reality.

[@neos1234125]

​@@HOTD108_ rtd loves his overarching plot lines. Bad wolf, touchwood, Saxon and the planets disappearing. This is definitely his wheelhouse

[@pkmn1260]

it also mentions "he dines on Coincidence"

[@727Phoenix]

Years from now when a certain child learns they were on Doctor Who as a baby, I hope we all get to see their reaction when they watch this!

[@HOTD108_]

Due to filming laws when it comes to infants, that baby will have been played by like a dozen different kids at least. This scene alone would have required several different babies in order to keep a reasonable filming schedule. Luckily babies that young are very hard to tell apart so long as their skin tone is the same, so you can have multiple kids play the same baby without an audience noticing.

[@727Phoenix]

I got it. Concern for their welfare is paramount. So that will mean, instead of one child saying _"Bloody hell! That's the cause of my nightmares!"_ there will be several.

[@joeeeee256]

@@727Phoenix 😂

[@mtncreekdawn]

Even better - the "goblin babes" can have a reunion!

[@Notallowed101]

@@HOTD108_Damn then, a lot of single mums made bank of that episode. Glad they are putting their child through an industry well known for child abuse, in a series produced by a team that is on record for covering up sexual abuse as well as on a television show aimed at children that prominently feature a kink shop (cyber-dog) in its episodes. Class!

[@korsekil]

Okay but if you think about it, the logistics of goblin nutrition are mind-boggling. ONE baby feeds an entire court of goblins for 3 whole days? You could feed legions of goblins with a small nursery!

[@gilgameshofuruk4060]

I thought that, too! And how are they going to feast on the baby if they're feeding it to Jabba The Goblin?

[@zaqueuchavier2482]

@@gilgameshofuruk4060 maybe the feses

[@skeletondome]

my theory is only the king's gonna eat the baby, maybe when the goblins feed the king they're allowed to eat food the king gives them or something

[@Awelbeckk]

@@skeletondome or the king just ate brain or eyes or something, and let the rest to his crew.

[@skeletondome]

@@Awelbeckk i really dont think an entire goblin army could eat a single baby for 3 days

[@armysheep75]

Fun Fact: I've heard that exact line " He can eat me, he makes me swoon" (paraphrased) come from more than a few young ladies and women in the 80's, referencing The Goblin King, Jareth. I found that addition humorous.

[@judithsixkiller5586]

"Connections"!😂

[@itz_cam-ok1hq]

Only doctor who can make a single about goblins eating children.

[@korova_mesto]

And David Bowie in the Labyrinth

[@HayterProductions]

​@@korova_mestowhen your only competition is David Bowie you must be doing something right

[@AnnaBellaChannel]

eating babies

[@Zach90888]

I’m sure there are others

[@p.a.r.c1694]

Not really...but this instance is funny none the less.

[@johnmacintyre3051]

1:33 "He's not a myth, he's an actual thing!" I appreciate the sincerely absurd delivery of that lyric.

[@michaelstewart3532]

It's good innit 😅

[@Kayjee17]

All in all, I really prefer Jareth to this Goblin King.

[@aidenking3557]

There is a theory about how this lyric is connected to ncutis doctor saying bi regeneration is a myth

[@vapoet]

@@Kayjee17 I was going to say that Jareth really let himself go.

[@Auchand]

​@@vapoetRegeneration. It's a lottery.

[@MegaAstroFan18]

I've also thought about this, evidently the Goblin King was the only one who was going to physically eat the baby, which implies to me that the rest of the goblins are linked to him on some level. He eats, the rest of them experience the taste and nourishment, despite not having actually eaten anything.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

That explains why they need so little food for so many goblins.

[@green8017]

I'm pretty sure it was implied the goblin king eats coincidence and the smaller ones eat the body so he probably spits them back out. They said he dines on coincidence and that they eat with their teeth.

[@christianlafontaine8602]

That conforms a bit with them all disappearing once the king dies, it’s like the small goblins are extensions of him rather than actual beings of themselves. They experience taste when he eats, they die when he dies.

[@IDaydreamALittleTooMuch]

15's delivery of "Amazing" at the sight of a baby getting spiced up to be eaten by goblins is what convinced me that he will be a great incarnation of the doctor.

[@kampover]

Agreed! This is such a typical reaction :D

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

The Doctor loves him something new and unexpected and this whole musical number definitely qualifies.

[@yaboi9183]

Comes off as "I know I'm gonna be able to save her so might as well enjoy the process" which is such a typical doctor thought

[@s4ad0wpi]

For me it was closer to the start of the episode: "Name: 'The Doctor.' Occupation: Not a Doctor. Home: That box over there. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've just been Snowman'd, and I'd like to go home!" I can't wait to watch Gatwa as the Doctor! He's gonna be great!

[@KarlaMB]

If this become Christmas number 1. A song about babies being eaten and money going to Children in need is why it's iconic.

[@cdssussex]

And ironic. 🤣

[@Blisterdude123]

The sheer amount of Labyrinth vibes I get from this is insane.

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Children in need... of seasonings. 😂

[@girraduck]

​@@mainstreetsaint36Yes!!!!!

[@Galarticuno]

Think it hit number 2 on UK iTunes’ charts

[@Mike_Ka-Chowski]

I just realized that this is going to be the first modern who episode where the newest Doctor isnt high off regeneration energy.

[@adamstewart9052]

Was the Ninth Doctor suffering from post-regenerative trauma? I don't think so.

[@thefishwillbearmed7391]

​@@adamstewart9052well no but then we didn't see him regenerate. We saw 15 -regenerate- bigenerate before our very eyes.

[@Anti-HyperSlut]

​@@adamstewart9052No, just PTSD.

[@SuperCrazyfin]

The Star Beast?

[@adamstewart9052]

@@SuperCrazyfin He wasn't suffering from it either presumably because he had been that version of himself before.

[@ashleygardiner7618]

I hope that we hear the Doctor or Ruby humming this song in an episode later on 🤣. It's a bop.

[@joeyfaircloth9308]

This song slaps way harder then it it should, considering that it’s a song about goblins eating a baby 👶

[@SoraQuill]

Nah, all goblins-eating-babies songs slap this hard

[@burnslee1164]

@@SoraQuill Goblin songs in general tend to slap. Down, Down to Goblin Town for instance.

[@SoraQuill]

@@burnslee1164As a nerd with a nerd father who raised me and trained me in the ways of nerdness, I am ashamed that I didn't know about that song. Thank you for returning me to the holy path of the nerd!

[@AquaQuokka]

Man, I can't wait to play this at Christmas dinner.

[@sonu72049]

😂

[@JRL3001]

Lol

[@G712I9i1a]

Won't your family get really sick? I mean, I appreciate some black comedy every now and then, but playing this song seems a bit much.

[@kaiooni]

@@G712I9i1a it's a joke lmao

[@maskscraper]

this cyberman cannot identify joke.

[@jenniejesser6969]

When he says "I wonder whose ship this is" I said "David Bowie?"

[@AnnaBellaChannel]

Not wrong

[@BradleyWilloughby]

They didn't have to make a song about eating babies such a bop, but they did.

[@johnswansen192]

Which is why I have to watch it. 😂

[@BradleyWilloughby]

@@johnswansen192 I’ve heard the song is #1 in the UK.

[@johnswansen192]

@@BradleyWilloughby 😂😂

[@JohnSmith-be1vl]

@@BradleyWilloughby It isn't.

[@gamesmaster1060]

@@JohnSmith-be1vl no shit sherlock

[@thepopculturepunk1671]

The "There's Scones!?" Goblin is my favourite

[@The-Lone-Dalek]

hes wrong but its still funny

[@mammag2365]

I think he's saying "that's scones" - correcting the pronunciation. Ncuti is Scottish after all 😊

[@user-unos111]

David Bowie will always be the true goblin king

[@mikehughes4969]

Exactly.

[@chizeru37]

I remember many years ago, Bowie once refused a part in Doctor who classic...They kept offering him the part for years but he never accepted...Shame he isnt here anymore, having him cameo in an episode like this would blow peoples minds, lol.

[@GRAPHIEOPENS]

If David Bowie was still alive he would have been the cameo for sure waiting to eat the baby

[@FudgeHead1221]

Ngl when I first heard the song I forgot he was dead and expected David Bowie to be behind the curtain 😂

[@salmantheking536]

Definite not a patch and so eloquently done too

[@almighty7621]

After Ncuti said "Amazing", he definitely convinced me that he's the Doctor

[@TheLincolnshireLion]

He is the real one XD

[@natalieshark]

Yeah, especially how she had to remind him that it wasn't amazing that a baby was about to get eaten. Classic Doctor/companion relationship.

[@nedlooker9954]

Fantastic!

[@TheLincolnshireLion]

@@natalieshark Thats Doctor who for you XD

[@TheLincolnshireLion]

@@nedlooker9954 it should be in a museum

[@jerrydaniel9236]

Whoever she is, she has a cracking voice

[@ethanray4279]

The singer is Christina Rotondo

[@catlover12366]

@@ethanray4279 thank you now i check her out

[@margaretgallacher1793]

Thank you ​@@ethanray4279

[@christinartnd]

thank you!

[@christinartnd]

thank you so much for writing my name, totally appreciate it @@ethanray4279

[@robertgould1345]

Too many saying they're "horrified", and that children should not be exposed to such violence. Hansel and Gretal? The Hobbit? Alice in Wonderland ("chop off their heads")? The Easter crucifixion story? The Daleks? I'm guessing they'd not expose their kids to any of those things.

[@fgjsdfgjkl]

I think most of the people clutching their pearls are from the US lmao, this is just panto

[@calamariboss8532]

@@fgjsdfgjklI doubt most of them are from the US. They’re probably just right wing people upset by the show featuring actors and characters who are black, gay, trans, disabled, etc. and they’re using the narrative that the show’s become unfit for children in other ways to try to make their bigotry seem like more reasonable criticism. From what I’ve seen, this tactic is as popular in British politics as it is in the States.

[@jameswise9171]

Americans are weak

[@alicee3670]

Not to mention the creepiest of all, the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang. Oh and Willy Wonka was creepy af too.

[@BritishBeachcomber]

@fgjsdfgjkl But the great folk of the US of A (US of Assholes) don't understand panto, or even know what it is.

[@SciFyerGaming]

I love how delightfully corny, yet horrifyingly dark the goblin song is at the same time. It's the epitome of a euphemism often applied to Doctor Who as as show: "too dark for kids, too silly for adults." The Christmas special is gonna be so much fun.

[@kornelijabonert5658]

I wish it was corny, but it's just plain stupid. Those 3 specials with David were great, but this, I don't know what this is but it's not Doctor Who anymore.

[@KBRoller]

@@kornelijabonert5658Do you work for the BBC? Because otherwise, you don't have a say in what "is Doctor Who". This is literally Doctor Who, produced by the BBC, written by the guy who ran Doctor Who for many years since 2005, etc. etc.

[@linesthatinterlace]

​@@kornelijabonert5658this is what Doctor Who has always been.

[@TheRegularHedgehog575]

​@@kornelijabonert5658ah, yes. The series which had the daleks fighting dracula and Frankenstein's monster is fine but having singing goblins is whre you draw the line.

[@mayohyundai1152]

​@@kornelijabonert5658the slitheen

[@bottledcat6255]

I just realized that RTD's playlist must be absolutely fire

[@jankreft6753]

I recommend reading Tge Writers Tale. In there he talks a lot about how important music is for his writing 😊

[@camera_man115]

It’s full of gold

[@gamingnscience]

@@camera_man115 I see what you did there.

[@catcheek7761]

The goblin singer is SERVING 💅🏻

[@Captaiesqueleto]

The goblin singer is sick from the head for even singing a song about eating babies. What is wrong with you people saying this garbage is good

[@travellerinthedark]

...serving babies on a platter!

[@stephenbyrne2170]

Her voice sounds familiar.

[@idkbalvan6303]

@@stephenbyrne2170 Were you ever in the Fnaf fandom? The singer is Christina Rotondo, and she also sang 'Never Coming Home'

[@christinartnd]

thank you@@idkbalvan6303

[@yinyang452]

"He's not a myth, he's an actual thing!" man, the Doctor is still reaping the consequences of making superstition reality at the edge of creation huh...

[@bowsernator438]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE PIRATE SHIP WITH THIS ONE

[@nathandts3401]

I wonder how many people got that reference.

[@KayserathePoetKiller]

I didnt :(@@nathandts3401

[@Smellbringer]

@@nathandts3401 All I know is a line from the most recent Russian Badger video, "Yeah, we not making out of the nether with this one Minecraft Steve, your bars are trash."

[@hapticgg]

​@@nathandts3401All I know is I saw it on an alan wake two 2 video also

[@bakasta5992]

WE STOPPING THE GOBLIN KING WITH THIS ONE

[@29AndreG]

Whoa, I never expected a villain song in Doctor Who. Can’t wait til Christmas.

[@DankerTVTimeCapsule]

there is going to be alot more songs going forward especially if what season 14 plotline suggests.

[@thedoctor1263]

@@DankerTVTimeCapsulewhat is that

[@redcr33perproductions]

@@DankerTVTimeCapsuleI CANT WAIT NOW 😭🙏

[@jordanmcculloch1169]

@@DankerTVTimeCapsule its literally the reason he got the tardis with a jukebox too

[@ScoobyandShaggy5554]

@@DankerTVTimeCapsuleguardians lite, and where this Disney budget is going

[@dragon_toad]

Dangit, Whovians have enough difficulty trying to convince everyone they're normal members of society. Last thing we need is to start singing under our breath this incredible BANGER that is now stuck in our heads, and then having to explain to the coworker who asks what we're humming that it's a Christmas song about goblins eating a baby.

[@bobcat.cosplay7935]

i was doing my paper route yesterday and this song came on in my headphones, so naturally i was aggressively playbacking/dancing to this song in the middle of the street 😭

[@catbread5832]

Why did that singer serve literally everything

[@zacclifford3419]

This is the camp energy Doctor Who has been missing for such a long time, i can’t wait for this episode

[@friendlyotaku9525]

I mean you say that but in Jodie's last episode we saw the Master dance to Rasputin (dressed as Rasputin) and of course more recently in The Giggle the Toymaker dancing to the Spice Girls! But yeah, I love this and this is what makes Doctor Who so unique, no other show could do stuff like this!

[@CreedM8]

@@friendlyotaku9525we don’t talk about Jodie as doctor…

[@friendlyotaku9525]

​@maitreya9931 who's we? Jodie was brilliant imo as all the Doctors are!

[@JamieSwitzer]

​@@CreedM8maybe YOU don't, but I and many others do.

[@MeatballMusic]

@@CreedM8 Jodie was fantastic. Take the negativity elsewhere, all doctors are amazing

[@edwinbacon7187]

There is nothing else -in any reality- like Doctor Who.

[@Rocksteady72a]

The clip made me think of Valerian, which is a little concerning

[@ObviouslyKieran]

This isn't Doctor Who, it's Disney's Doctor Who...

[@josephf.4540]

... maybe not EVERY television show is made for just YOU to enjoy? ... just sayin' @@ObviouslyKieran

[@HOTD108_]

​@@ObviouslyKieranYeah, because the show was just SO good under the BBC for the last several years 🙄.

[@ObviouslyKieran]

What makes you think Disney will make it better when they've destroyed every other franchise they own?@@HOTD108_

[@robo3007]

Murray Gold is to Doctor Who what Danny Elfman is to Tim Burton movies

[@THE_Dodge_Morningstar]

😂I can't get this Goblin Song out of my head! (You can't just suddenly burst into a cheerful tune about dining on babies in public. It's generally frowned upon)

[@jeckjeck3119]

Teach it to kids, and then let them sing it in public:) Chaos~

[@mandalorianscum1138]

Had that happen to me at work, glad I have time of for Christmas, maybe they'll have forgotten when I get back in January!

[@nailinthefashion]

It's generally frowned upon... until they hear that chorus!!!

[@razor1uk610]

..you could change the 'baby' into a calf, a kid, a lamb, a kitten or a puppy, a foal, a cub, etc etc...

[@fleason771]

Ncuti's "Amazing" is such an Alien (compared to Ruby's reaction) Doctor moment - Totally in character! 🥰

[@seanbraley2772]

Not really rember the doctors people are mammalian for the most part and the doctor himself has had children before so this reaction dosent fit

[@davidgraham8299]

​@@seanbraley2772 Learn how to spell

[@captainjames4649]

​@seanbraley2772 seeing how goblins behave is pretty amazing

[@woodelfproductions]

Agreed, reminded me so much of how 10 went "oh you are beautiful" at the snarling werewolf

[@Philmaster07]

​@@seanbraley2772you Clearly never watched DW apart from some scenes

[@Mulbert]

Lol this was class, I do question how they could "dine for three days at least" when the King looked like he was going to gobble the baby up in one though!

[@DunceHouse]

They just be suckling on the king...

[@djcarlwalker]

And also "big brown eyes". To the goblins the baby's eyes must seem tiny.

[@WiccanRai]

Maybe the Goblin King physically eats, but this somehow benefits all Goblins somehow? Just typing that makes me feel a little sick, but the song is so catchy! He's not a myth, he's an actual thing!

[@windwatcher5]

One lyric was “Dine On Coincidence”. Maybe it’s like how weeping angels feed on potential energy by sending people back in time. Goblins might feed on coincidence or luck energy of babies.

[@hazeltade3679]

No like she is a perfect beautiful baby but she is not that big 😭

[@violentbeetle2441]

It's odd how the goblings are singing about eating the baby themselves, but appear to intend to feed her wholesale to the king right after. Implying that either goblins share digestive system somehow, or the King was going to feed them mother bird style.

[@albertgeddis7308]

by the looks of things the goblins probably don't eat much

[@LoriCiani]

Can you imagine this at a Doctor Who prom? Full orchestra and backing with goblins in the isles? Can you imagine the reaction from the children in the audience? I think it would be absolutely fantastic! 😀

[@user-qq4ii3xl4k]

Ncuti is an incredible actor, he is going to be a great Doctor

[@master1442p]

Shame the scripts look horrendous

[@PuzzlePottage1390]

Just hope the scripts are better. Already saw Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi wasted with crap writing by the end of their respective runs.

[@TheDemonCaine]

​@@master1442pWere there leaks?

[@master1442p]

@@PuzzlePottage1390 not even capaldi had to deal with singing goblins, it's like something from Sarah Jane adventures only worse

[@MegaMarc9999]

​@@master1442pDidn't Peter Capaldi have Sonic Sunglasses and played an electric guitar at one point? Doctor Who has always been camp.

[@sparky3574]

Wow, this singer’s got a voice I didn’t expect of hearing.

[@YoLo-bb2vc]

if you call this generic style of singing, music then sure go call it that as i wont its garbage music for the disposable generation that have grown up with manufactured american crap all there life and i honestly feel sorry for them as chances are they will actually not know talent its all gone and dried up the last talented singers stopped being so in the early 2000's replaced with 5 minute wonders being pumped out of a machine inside a factory.

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

​@@YoLo-bb2vck

[@aerogirl246]

​@YoLo-bb2vc we get it you're old and boring no one cares

[@zaccramer7078]

​@@YoLo-bb2vcok Grandpa, why don't you go take your meds and enjoy your tea in your rocking chair

[@MrHighlifewest]

Bet your fun at parties​@@YoLo-bb2vc

[@TheLegitAlpha]

The thing that fascinates me about the goblins is how their technology works. It’s actually quite interesting the way the doctor puts it.

[@MitchellTF]

I was NOT expecting a kickass lounge singer number about eating babies on my bingo card.

[@Anti-HyperSlut]

Kickass?

[@malak900]

I don’t think any of us were

[@Shadowkey392]

I wasn’t expecting them to make an “It” reference in the process.

[@Nogard834]

@@Shadowkey392 wait what do you mean?

[@KalinnaAY]

@@Nogard834clown with red balloon. From Stephen king’s It

[@brobs0463]

Reminds me very much of Jabba’s palace from Return of the Jedi. I love the insanity of it

[@skinnysnorlax9356]

And the goblins look like Grogu’s siblings!!! They got addicted to death sticks at an early age. Quite tragic.😫😭😢

[@Chrisindapurplehouse]

But not The Labyrinth?

[@presidentwoodrow]

More like ewoks I mean if they going to use those helmets for drums what do you think they did to the bodies

[@thedoctor1263]

@@Chrisindapurplehousethat is what rtd was going for I’m sure of it

[@jjc766c]

I had my doubts but it just slaps too hard

[@grahamd8356]

You need to be slapping yourself for watching Dr who

[@SeaJayyyy]

Upon first watch it was the strangest edition to a Doctor Who episode I’ve ever seen, but this song slaps and no one will change my mind

[@NickyNoons]

I did not see this coming, what a fan-freaking-tastic surprise, it’s so silly, I love it!

[@XanderHarris1023]

I want the second half of the song. "You aren't eating Lulu Belle" goes hard.

[@TheLichruler]

*Watching this song* me: "So is this going to be a thing where they need the baby to survive, and it's some dark grey morals?" *Goblin girls starts singing* me: "Well... that's refreshingly, yet disturbingly straightforward..."

[@flipnotejoe11]

Doctor who really delivering, a whole ass Goblin Song

[@rogvortex58]

You remind me of the babe (what babe?) Babe with the power (what power?) Power of voodoo (who do?) You do (do what?) Remind me of the babe I saw my baby Crying hard as babe could cry What could I do? My baby's love had gone And left my baby blue Nobody knew What kind of magic spell to use (Slime and snails) or puppy dog tails (Thunder or lightning) then baby said Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Put that baby's spell on me Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump) Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump) Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby, make him free I saw my baby Trying hard as babe could try What could I do? My baby's fun had gone And left my baby blue Nobody knew What kind of magic spell to use (Slime and snails) puppy dog tails (Thunder or lightning) then baby said Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Put that baby's spell on me Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump) Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump) Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby, make him free Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Put that baby's spell on me You remind me of the babe (what babe?) The babe with the power (what power?) Power of voodoo (who do?) You do (do what?) Remind me of the babe Dance, magic dance, ooh, ooh, ooh Dance, magic What kind of magic spell to use (Slime and snails) puppy dog tails (Thunder or lightning) Something frightening Dance, magic dance Dance, magic dance Put that baby's spell on me Jump, magic jump Jump, magic jump Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby, make him free Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Jump, magic jump (Jump, magic jump) Jump, magic jump Put that magic jump on me Slap that baby, slap that Slap that baby, make him free Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance) Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)

[@cheeselinn]

Exactly what i was thinking about c:

[@jennjuiice]

I thought of this too when I saw it saying they are goblins. 😄 Just reading the words of the song, I can hear it being sung. Lol 🎶😊

[@enigmagenesis7341]

Exactly my own thoughts..

[@badfairy9554]

Bowie!

[@morellawalker373]

Thanks for this!

[@markmichaud8919]

Any one else notice the Harry Potter reference at 2:00 followed by the IT reference

[@VidDuality]

Ah yes, the Christmas bop about chowing down on babies 👼🏼😂 Goes right in the Christmas playlist alongside Frank Sinatra and Amy Grant!

[@stevek6432]

will be on next years christmas shopping mall CD along with fairy tale in new york and all i want for christmas is you

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

It went on my xmas day playlist. Made my Mum stop and go "what the f-"

[@azarothshadowsoul]

I'm shocked at how well this works 😂 I can already tell that the 15th Doctor and Ruby are gonna be solid characters given their acting here

[@james8194]

As the day light dies for this baby 😉

[@DisasterEnby]

@@thegrandmuftiofwakanda ah, stop whining. You'll not get the attention you want by acting this pathetic.

[@anttibjorklund1869]

@@thegrandmuftiofwakanda How on Earth?!

[@azarothshadowsoul]

​@@james8194Killswitch Engage reference? I see what you did there 😁

[@jasperfox6821]

​@@thegrandmuftiofwakanda🙄

[@thestarhopper]

The singer: "He's the Goblin King, yes, the Goblin King!" me: omg david bowie?

[@enigmagenesis7341]

If he was still alive and in good health you can bet your life RTD would have tried. Can you imagine those curtains opening to reveal Jareth?

[@markpostgate2551]

"Hash tag not my goblin king" will be trending!

[@michaelbeadle5156]

Bowie really let himself go after that whole death thing

[@lauraedwards9168]

this is stuck in my head

[@debbygesaman3892]

I have watched this video no less than 20 times😂. I’m 72 and loving the new doctor, but also loved Jody. Progress being made!

[@Azreail13]

Proof that Age does not mean wisdom folks!!

[@biggestnerdalive8476]

This is bound to terrify children I love it

[@danielshakesheff2223]

That's Why RTD Said Doctor Who Ain't For Kids.

[@Nakeethus_Hunter]

@@danielshakesheff2223 Doctor Who is meant to be a family show, not Torchwood

[@Eclipse.mp4]

Im a kid and I find this song fucking hilarious

[@animeswitch]

i was thinking it was too childish, it feels like its made for babies.

[@mixinginthebox]

FR....

[@trashmammal9430]

So the toymakers presence made actual fantasy creatures real? based off the lyric about the king 'not being a myth' that's the impression i'm getting

[@bradleydrake6941]

Most likely the salt superstition.. which led to the toymaker escaping.. the bigeneration myth becoming real.. goblins etc

[@filtomsun]

The invoking of superstition at the edge of the universe opened a rift that allowed myth and fantasy to leak in. Plus the Toymaker made a jigsaw of the Doctor's history implying all previous canon is meaningless because any plot holes can be explained away by "the Toymaker messed it up". Personally I hate both ideas with a passion. RTD has given himself the perfect excuse to write the most ridiculous stories and explain it all away as 'magic'. He's never been great at imaginative science fiction and now he doesn't even have to try. People are loving this but having been a fan since Pertwee's days I find it heartbreaking that the show has descended to a level where singing and dancing goblins are considered a great idea. I'll watch Labyrinth if I'm in the mood for that. I'm sure Disney will just love it, though. Look what they did to Star Wars...

[@somerandomguy2073]

​@@filtomsun🙄 God, some people really are missing a sense of humour. Take the stick out.

[@filtomsun]

Keep drinking the Kool Aid.@@somerandomguy2073

[@therealbahamut]

You know, putting aside the fact that it's literally about eating babies, the song is catchy as hell. Very swanky. Like, the decent human being in me says "NO EATING BABIES!" but the ears go "SONG SOUND GOOD, MUST SNAP FINGERS TO THE BEAT!" I'M SO CONFLICTED!

[@DerBjjjg]

Now that I watched the special and listened to the song again... They already explained the goblin king feeds from the coincidence. it's in the song!

[@dan_s_pinheiro]

"Amazing" This man is The Doctor!!!

[@HerHollyness]

Camp Who at its finest! Oh RTD, I’ve missed you. 😂 Ncuti is doing a fab job here; can’t wait to see him in the role properly!

[@Hope161080]

I just commented something similar about RTD! I have genuinely missed his DW

[@mediakira6621]

I love it whenDoctor who embraces the camp.

[@user-of5lw4oy3c]

Hmm.... I'm going to pay attention to the new Dr Who series. That was excellent.

[@cogitatorcat2306]

Christmas is about the birth of a baby, of whom millions of people symbolically partake of the flesh and blood through communion. This is the most Christmassy single ever.

[@CountScarlioni]

Brilliant! 😁

[@ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra]

but they do that at easter and hes also a demi god who is an adult by the time we eat him

[@doctorson7026]

​@@ThePurpleCheesecakeZebraJesus is not demigod, he is fully God

[@dazdavey3566]

pity the goblins didn't eat him@@doctorson7026

[@Ownerislost]

​@@doctorson7026Smth I've never understood about christianity, there's God and Jesus but you say Jesus is God, yet never say Gods

[@davidtanser]

I guess we’re doing “Labyrinth” for Christmas? 😂❤❤️➕🟦

[@chrisbriwn6737]

Not quite sure why so many people seem to have been expecting some super-serious adventure for the Christmas Special. Christmas is a time for fun - it always has been!

[@jasonbolding3481]

some people are just searching for reasons to hate the 15th doctor. because reasons

[@GDMendezWrites]

Especially considering it's RTD running the show for these Christmas specials. The first Christmas special under his run had the "I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree!" scene and the second one had all the Racnoss queen's puns. It's gonna be a good, silly time.

[@chrisbriwn6737]

@@GDMendezWrites Not to mention the Memory Snow, the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and literal Santa from later Christmas specials. They have *always* been goofy fun!

[@NitroCandyNC]

@@chrisbriwn6737 I disagree that they're all super fun, some of them are quite dark. The Christmas Invasion gave me nightmares as a kid.

[@susanplatt5331]

​@@NitroCandyNC goblins eating a baby is pretty dark. I'm sure some kid's will have a few nightmares.

[@TiberiusRex182]

So close to 1 million

[@sor90]

I heard there was going to be a musical number, thought "Thats not very Dr Who" then I watched the episode and thought "nope this is in fact very Dr Who". it was fun

[@pillageantoinettegallifrey9585]

Who's the singer, why is no one talking about how BEAUTIFUL that voice is?

[@pianomonkeys]

Christina Rotondo - she has a KZbin channel

[@christinartnd]

thank you!

[@christinartnd]

thank you so much!

[@Masterfeedbackprod]

Because no one can hear her sing... its 2005 shit audio mix all over again

[@Aleswall]

@@Masterfeedbackprod You need your ears checked.

[@thelastofthetimelords9043]

I get vibes that Ncutis Doctor is going to be like Davisons Doctor. The big brother figure.

[@herschell64]

Just listened this again and it's still just as great and funny lol

[@johnking5174]

Doctor Who 2023 Christmas Special beat Coronation Street, Eastenders, Emmerdale & Call the Midwife. It was the HIGHEST rated drama of the night. It was the THIRD highest rated show of Christmas Day with 4.7 million viewers. So, you can try and spin your BS lies all you want, but I will call you out all you haters who want Doctor Who to end.

[@kassidyj97]

Shoutout to Christina Rotondo for her AMAZING vocals on this number

[@yoshilu7451]

Came to the comments to find this out, thank you!

[@aussiefurbymogwaifan6621]

Is she credited on this though?

[@aussiefurbymogwaifan6621]

Just looked it up on Shazam and why isn't she credited on this??

[@craftycalon]

Thank you was trying to find the artist!

[@ethanray4279]

@@aussiefurbymogwaifan6621 It's credited to the composer, Murray Gold, but I agree that the singer and all musicians should be credited too. Unfortunately in this digital age, it's very difficult to find out exactly who is involved in creating a song. It would be so easy to add to the KZbin description, or have pop ups on streaming and download sites, but for some reason the industry is set up to ignore a lot of people who contribute. (They will all get royalties, or would have agreed to one-off payments, but the point still stands)

[@RoboBoomStick]

This is what a meeting with Disney executives looks like.

[@devonbickett349]

I know that the Goblins were the specials baddies but this song is a banger

[@caitfurnox]

I absolutely loved that the goblin king isn’t CGI. All real material. 7 people total working the parts of the goblin king amazing haha

[@chrisbetancourt7111]

Wait for real I've missed practical effects

[@pikachucetthesecond4296]

@@chrisbetancourt7111 To my knowledge it's a mix of practical and CGI. A pretty impressive mix of them too.

[@BlakeGamer-qy6ve]

yea, only using cgi to enhance it, perfect.

[@Xephos]

I HATE....HAAAATE how much I missed this corny stuff coming from RTD. This is GOLD and is going to be in my head for a while.

[@rubysultra]

Doctor Who is all about the corniness :)

[@nathanfealko9193]

this reminds me a lot of "The End of the World" episode, with the catchiness and corniness and creepiness

[@slheath320]

It's giving "The Dark Crystal" & "Labyrinth" vibes. Having 4 new Doctor Who Specials; in one year, airing so close together, has been great.

[@TheNoybusiness]

Yeah, except more disturbing because the goblins in Labyrinth didn't want to eat Toby, just turn him into a goblin.

[@lastgunman5270]

@@TheNoybusiness and of course the goblin king looked better

[@doctorwhyyt11]

I love the dark crystals, so this is great for me

[@Howyaduing]

Haven’t had something like this for Doctor Who since 2009

[@robo3007]

Maybe more like "Legend" vibes, considering the dark tone 😅

[@Cinxdr]

Goblins: literally Singing about a baby being eaten The Doctor: “Amazing” 🤩😇 It’s something all the previous doctors would say 😭

[@tgoas3503]

Yeah, Ncuti was already giving great Doctor energy in the Giggle, but that line and its delivery alone have confirmed for me that 15 is going to be a great doctor

[@user-vx6gs1ci1h]

Bot

[@Cinxdr]

@@user-vx6gs1ci1h ?

[@pkmn1260]

that line by itself cemented Him as the Doctor.

[@robo3007]

I can totally see both 8 and 11 saying this 😂 and 13 would probably say it unironically

[@user-ul8xu8sk5i]

It's like Laberynth meets Return of the Jedi with a dash of Goonies.

[@pizzannn]

who wants to bet this is not the only musical number in the episode

[@jordanmcculloch1169]

yep, if the rumuors are true, get used to it... its very... disney

[@snokful]

RTD has been wanting to put musical stuff into Doctor Who from the beginning. Said he was inspired by the success of tv show Buffy integrating it into genre. Obviously didn’t get there the first time around but now the gloves are OFF.

[@caitlin329]

​@@jordanmcculloch1169Disney just have distribution rights. Zero to do with the creative side.

[@jordanmcculloch1169]

@@caitlin329 mmmm if that helps you sleep at night

[@HipnotikHylian]

​@@jordanmcculloch1169 or you're making up bullshit

[@MaybeItsGas]

I knew Doctor Who was changing but a goblin musical number about eating a baby was not even close to what i expected 😂

[@Shard18]

last i looked the Doctor was Scottish what the hell have i missed

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

Technically, that's one of the few things that haven't changed

[@BEE-oz7yd]

Nah! He's still Scottish!

[@inquerion8867]

He is Scottish. He is from Rwanda, but was raised in Scotland.

[@Jacoboy27]

There's been a lot of songs in docter who recently, if this isn't building up to a dalek musical number I will be extremely disappointed.

[@ogrogordo6084]

Harder, better, faster, stronger

[@JoeSnoe126]

ft. DJ Kaled

[@doctorwhovian69356]

Only two episodes had songs

[@ihateunicorns867]

David Bowie's let himself go.

[@CJtheentity]

Definitely wasn’t expecting a musical number from the entropy eating goblin time pirates

[@juliethartshorn]

I did not have "cartoony Disney villain song in the Doctor Who Christmas special" on my 2023 bucket list but I love it!

[@lightyearpig12]

That lady goblin's got a great voice.

[@kassidyj97]

I was just about to say the same thing

[@AntAllan]

She has! It’s @christinartnd.

[@aussiefurbymogwaifan6621]

@@AntAllan so who is her voice actor then?

[@gdfgaming9378]

@@aussiefurbymogwaifan6621 Christina Rotondo apparently

[@aussiefurbymogwaifan6621]

@@gdfgaming9378 why haven't they credited her then??

[@rare437]

I was half expecting David Bowie to pop out singing, especially when they mentioned the Goblin King.

[@TheMobiusTrap]

Jarroth really let himself go after that incident in his Labyrinth.

[@user-py2xl3sb2f]

Man the goblin king (David Bowie) really let himself go lololol 😂😂😂😂 still love this song

[@wanderingshadow1372]

I already love Ruby. She's so adorable!

[@Rocksteady72a]

But she didn't do anything 🤔

[@wanderingshadow1372]

​@@Rocksteady72aNot yet. But there is just something about her mannerisms and her voice. 😅

[@Siennarchist]

​@@wanderingshadow1372agreed her voice fits the role so well

[@daisychain1]

With Russel T Davies in charge again, this is hopefully another golden era for Dr who

[@boxinggospel5334]

I doubt it, I'm with Christopher Eccelston in calling for Russell Davies to be fired.

[@wudgee]

‘Golden era’, You must be joking.

[@westandavidtennant]

@@boxinggospel5334what’s he done, sorry? i’m new to the fandom

[@jobobbob5825]

@@westandavidtennant I'm not sure if eccleston has ever went into much detail aside from vague references to RTD as well as the producers disagreeing on matters we have no clue about, so we can only speculate.

[@Clockwork-Darktyme]

@@westandavidtennant Christopher or RTD?

[@grantbriton5933]

And suddenly the song stops because im hugging the lead singing goblin due ro how cute she is

[@theawesome925]

I love seeing the series re-embracing that campy, 'anything can happen' energy again. It's supposed to be bizarre and purposely unlike anything else on TV. This qualifies 😂

[@AzraealGamer]

Anything can happen? Bad guy captures victim, good guy goes to save victim, everything happens at last second. This is the basic formula for most scifi and fantasy shows going back years.

[@MrDarthryan]

this crap isn't campy, its just stupid

[@RC-rn3jm]

@@AzraealGamer You're right, however, I think they meant the execution of that formula.

[@galaxycraft2454]

@@RC-rn3jm Yeah. Kinda like what fortnite is doing now with their game. They're changing it enough to be somewhat new while keeping old stuff. I know it's a weird comparison but you can agree.

[@darkmoonchii4]

Uhh 1 who sings this amazing song cause wow and 2 plzzz tell me Jim Henson productions made these puppets cause ngl I thought for sure a Jarreth look alike was going to show up for a sec 😊❤

[@KLGChaos]

At first, I was like "this is a bit campy". Then I remember cat ladies, adipose, Cassandra, space pigs, etc, and it all fits.

[@KBRoller]

Don't forget farting aliens, a woman literally stretched thin into a bitchy trampoline, a living doodle, and more 😂 (I don't dare include the.... absorbaloff!)

[@guy3854]

@@KBRoller Also a burping bin, plastic Mickey, walking pieces of fat and the Master turning everyone in the world into himself.

[@W0rkf4rt]

I hope we get to see more of Janis even if it's not really possible considering what happened to the Goblin's

[@TomWDW1]

We know the Goblin King was stabbed and the ship disappeared ... but that doesn't mean they died. Maybe it was a teleport or banishment thing when the King dies. There's still hope for Janice to be the next Companion 🙂

[@W0rkf4rt]

@@TomWDW1 I don't think there is but I would love to see it happen, but they went back into the past meaning they died or disappeared long before we saw Janice in the future but who knows when it comes to time travel logic we may be suprised since we've had multiple doctors all at once and now bi-generation we'll have to wait and see what this next series of Doctor Who brings us.

[@ianforsyth2692]

I agree. Janice stole the show!

[@Crazycoyote-we7ey]

Dr Who should have call in GOBLIN SLAYER