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jschlattLIVE

4 жыл бұрын

Matt and the queen get into it
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Wuhu Island has so many things to do, there's never a dull moment; a dozen activities await visitors - Archery, Frisbee, Basketball, Cycling, Canoeing, Power Cruising, Table Tennis, Air Sports, Bowling, Swordplay, Golf and Wakeboarding. The activities use the precision controls of the Wii MotionPlus accessory to help players come much closer to the physical reality of engaging in the actual sports; every real-world action, whether it's a perfect drive on the fairway or a slice off the course, is meant to be faithfully replicated. Each activity has multiple fun challenges designed to keep visitors coming back for more; basketball players might compete in a three-point shootout or jump into a three-on-three pickup game; archery enthusiasts must aim for the bull's-eye across ever-increasing distances and obstacles. Different activities use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk controllers in different ways; for example, hold the Wii Remote like a paddle in Canoeing, while in Cycling they use both arms to pedal with the two controllers; the Wii MotionPlus accessory picks up every nuance of motion and translates it onto the TV screen.

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@bartholomewdan
@bartholomewdan 4 жыл бұрын
Brit here: Can confirm, Flake is pretty much just dust and gets everywhere. If you can eat it without making a mess, you are clearly in touch with some higher power. It's usually just stuck into ice cream and not eaten on its own. If you want some good chocolate, Cadbury chocolate bars and their many derivations are where it's at.
@mika-tu6ld
@mika-tu6ld 4 жыл бұрын
absolutely can confirm
@questionableseagull9950
@questionableseagull9950 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely disagree. If the flake has been sat on, maybe. But not normally.
@taiefmiah
@taiefmiah 4 жыл бұрын
Whispa or whatever is the more solid version of flake
@JR-zi9vj
@JR-zi9vj 4 жыл бұрын
Cadbury is here as well
@jackdaw7792
@jackdaw7792 4 жыл бұрын
but we have cadbury in america im fucking scare d,.
@sirwanksalot8560
@sirwanksalot8560 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he has to say that he doesn’t have a problem with BTS in a disclaimer and he doesn’t when he hangs a baby. It really says something about the kpop community.
@Beephobic1013
@Beephobic1013 3 жыл бұрын
back in june people would disguise really disturbing videos as kpop fancams haha
@sniivvy
@sniivvy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Beephobic1013 that’s still going on in all other fandoms. it’s just the kpop fan base is insane
@br0ket0kyoali91
@br0ket0kyoali91 3 жыл бұрын
yeah. I’m a kpop fan but the nasty mfs always b the loudest for no reason, it’s easy to overlook the good in the kpop community. I got so fed up with the toxicity that I almost unclaimed kpop 🙄🙄.
@iloveu1579
@iloveu1579 3 жыл бұрын
and this is why i dont say i like kpop
@selenep735
@selenep735 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I have been a kpop fan for almost 4 years and I am almost worried to say that I am because of how toxic it has become. There was a time when we were a small community who helped each other with homework, but now it’s all about degrading people, it kinda sucks
@Miguel_does_things
@Miguel_does_things Жыл бұрын
'' all i know is that she is the queen and that she's not dead yet '' that aged well
@thequeensdeadbody9262
@thequeensdeadbody9262 Жыл бұрын
Almost as well as the queen
@Miguel_does_things
@Miguel_does_things Жыл бұрын
@@thequeensdeadbody9262 GOTTEM
@Toxic-mj1tb
@Toxic-mj1tb Жыл бұрын
@@thequeensdeadbody9262 where’s your reboot card at
@sagardixit9247
@sagardixit9247 11 ай бұрын
Unlike her
@Miguel_does_things
@Miguel_does_things 11 ай бұрын
@@sagardixit9247 JESUS MAN was funny tho good job 👍
@danielevulture4484
@danielevulture4484 Жыл бұрын
2:43 “Let’s make the queen. She’s the queen! And she isn’t dead yet! Good for her!” 💀💀💀
@sharkferno1940
@sharkferno1940 Жыл бұрын
That’s a big yikes 😂
@xiiwolfy
@xiiwolfy Жыл бұрын
@@sharkferno1940 why?? she was going to die some day.
@Riley_Boss
@Riley_Boss Жыл бұрын
@@xiiwolfy true. Just weird we got recommended this video after she died
@Brooksie10
@Brooksie10 Жыл бұрын
She died
@cerealbowler9119
@cerealbowler9119 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that didn’t age well lol. Unlike the queen 💪
@gthegadgetguy9703
@gthegadgetguy9703 4 жыл бұрын
schlatt: **wears glasses** everyone: "aight im finna simp"
@5gonza541
@5gonza541 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, I feel personally attacked XD
@CosmicKat16
@CosmicKat16 4 жыл бұрын
Uh oh
@emily-ch4br
@emily-ch4br 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@pnutbutter933
@pnutbutter933 4 жыл бұрын
someone: is genuinely nice to jschlatt schlatt: *am i about to get murdered?*
@fufucu_
@fufucu_ 4 жыл бұрын
You never know hehêhę
@iron_sky123
@iron_sky123 4 жыл бұрын
venturiara ikr
@simplename9928
@simplename9928 4 жыл бұрын
venturiara jschlatt sounds like sml
@foily_
@foily_ 4 жыл бұрын
because nobody has been nice to him befor
@VyNguyen-id9ps
@VyNguyen-id9ps 3 жыл бұрын
i, an individual who have never received affection past the age of 5, completely understands schlatt
@waveframe235
@waveframe235 Жыл бұрын
2:35 This aged very well.
@boy_manfivegaming1902
@boy_manfivegaming1902 Жыл бұрын
yep
@subparrejection3418
@subparrejection3418 Жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@wagomus4323
@wagomus4323 Жыл бұрын
Bro
@markereyes
@markereyes Жыл бұрын
But not her
@lazyturtle500
@lazyturtle500 Жыл бұрын
@@markereyes LMAO
@theweeklydub165
@theweeklydub165 Жыл бұрын
I could’ve said this wasn’t gonna age well, but the queen isn’t gonna age anymore.
@Riley_Boss
@Riley_Boss Жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest........10/10 comedy
@theweeklydub165
@theweeklydub165 Жыл бұрын
@@Riley_Boss Thanks lmao
@Tryonic
@Tryonic 4 жыл бұрын
schlatt with glasses: *schlasses*
@chadsmith4459
@chadsmith4459 4 жыл бұрын
That ain’t it
@sharkestry1119
@sharkestry1119 4 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt? more like gay schlasses
@ImSimmin
@ImSimmin 4 жыл бұрын
"is this offensive" he says about making a queen Mii, then he makes a 9/11 joke 5 minutes later
@Corey_Tenderson
@Corey_Tenderson 3 жыл бұрын
And you know what the worst part is?I’m watching this on September 11th.
@RainbowDutches
@RainbowDutches 3 жыл бұрын
@@Corey_Tenderson me too :,)
@guyfieri4017
@guyfieri4017 3 жыл бұрын
WELP-
@Tres-K-47
@Tres-K-47 3 жыл бұрын
Wendys why are your burgers square
@guyfieri4017
@guyfieri4017 3 жыл бұрын
Tres Maddox idk
@beccapatchouly
@beccapatchouly 8 ай бұрын
Watching this after the queen incident
@adamoakes706
@adamoakes706 Жыл бұрын
The "she's not dead yet, so good for her." hits different in late 2022.
@BIGD-cc7ru
@BIGD-cc7ru Жыл бұрын
Lol.
@shwackedshmeat6519
@shwackedshmeat6519 4 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt: (makes the queen of England almost perfectly) Jschlatt: Is this offensive? Also Jschlatt: *Haha Dyin Brian*
@somebutter6755
@somebutter6755 4 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: worried about offending British people Also Schlatt: “Her color is white, like the flag they flew at the end of the American revolution.”
@speedykidzoom3322
@speedykidzoom3322 4 жыл бұрын
What the heck is happening below me?
@nevmiku
@nevmiku 4 жыл бұрын
And America ends up with the greatest healthcare system in the world.
@spencerfortin6830
@spencerfortin6830 4 жыл бұрын
@@nevmiku when was that added to the conversation?
@papas7
@papas7 4 жыл бұрын
@@nevmiku And how's that turning out? Not like America has the most deaths from Coronavirus or anything
@ThugHunterfromIsrael
@ThugHunterfromIsrael 4 жыл бұрын
@@papas7 China has the most deaths from COVID-19, the government is not providing updated information so as to not scare the public. Also we have a large population, which means more people to die, we're sorry but our country isnt the size of a single state, so we have a lot of room for people.
@beans7126
@beans7126 Жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2023 is like a fever dream
@l1ll1-an
@l1ll1-an Жыл бұрын
fr
@Kicky11
@Kicky11 10 ай бұрын
Schlatt looks way too sophisticated to be acting like this bro 😂😂😂
@rowan_tree
@rowan_tree 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a frickin' minute, that connects so well to Carson's cruise ship video, in the video, they claim Wyoming isn't real and that Britain is a people, not a place, so they build a cruise ship to move the British people to where Wyomong should be. Schlatt said his Wii Sports Resort disc was shipped from Wyoming and it contained a British chocolate bar. Coincidence, I THINK NOT! Carson's plan was a success and Schlatt is the victim.
@psypos3353
@psypos3353 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@airmatt6836
@airmatt6836 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@ammagon4519
@ammagon4519 4 жыл бұрын
So is there an actual ARG lore now?
@chumleyboo6357
@chumleyboo6357 4 жыл бұрын
it’s also a australian chocolate bar
@James-xo4ph
@James-xo4ph 4 жыл бұрын
Buckstone Gaming The lore deepens
@bigbrowski410
@bigbrowski410 4 жыл бұрын
"About to cheat on my wife" - Queen "'Queen of England' 'fruit ninja' 'gay ass' 'Master Oogway' 'Slick Daddy' 'Sword Man' '2 Time' 'Old and Fragile' 'Tony Hawk' 'Dog Kicker' 'Pile of Dust'" Elizabeth
@nopeyepp
@nopeyepp 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@catmike
@catmike 4 жыл бұрын
idk why but this made me snort
@Peterpiperspickledpeppers
@Peterpiperspickledpeppers 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@sykosmashed82
@sykosmashed82 4 жыл бұрын
@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers how tf do I owe you 98,000 bells fuck it's now 198,000
@curri6701
@curri6701 Жыл бұрын
2:36 well that aged well
@34efdj7hjfdfvb
@34efdj7hjfdfvb Жыл бұрын
“she is not dead yet”
@EpicWinNoob
@EpicWinNoob 4 жыл бұрын
"Is this offensive or is it completely fine?" The british: Yes.
@cuppacofi1129
@cuppacofi1129 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest I don't mind, like this just puts in perspective for me how Americans feel being constantly shit on by every other country I guess
@memele4991
@memele4991 4 жыл бұрын
They do get shit on a lot
@cretinrat4644
@cretinrat4644 4 жыл бұрын
honestly i have no idea why but i’m really proud of elizabeth so i felt slightly offended tbh but it’s schlatt so i really just see it as him being a comedian and it’s his job so i really don’t mind that much
@lord_spesh1490
@lord_spesh1490 4 жыл бұрын
@@memele4991 and for good reason
@siimad2988
@siimad2988 4 жыл бұрын
i’m english, i don’t give a shit, never really liked the waste of tax money queen. the mii looks like absolute ass, though.
@lilyquinn9378
@lilyquinn9378 4 жыл бұрын
schlatt on the community page tomorrow: "thinking about queen liz☆"
@baldobradley2498
@baldobradley2498 4 жыл бұрын
If that isnt there i will unsubscribe
@Jateam12OnYoutube
@Jateam12OnYoutube 4 жыл бұрын
OMG HI LILY
@LuigixD
@LuigixD 4 жыл бұрын
@Queen Liz WHERE'S THE STAR?!
@lilyquinn9378
@lilyquinn9378 4 жыл бұрын
Queen Liz omfg it’s such an honor
@sunset_Ruby
@sunset_Ruby 4 жыл бұрын
"Thinking about killing that dog"
@quirkyfoxinabox3913
@quirkyfoxinabox3913 Ай бұрын
i was jump-scared by seeing jschlat without sideburns and mustache because i got so used to how he looks like rn that i could barely recognize him in the video XD
@minerpig04
@minerpig04 11 ай бұрын
Schlatt here looks like he did the fusion dance with Ted Nivison
@Corporate_Desecration
@Corporate_Desecration 4 жыл бұрын
“He should go back to ... singing. He should go back to singing” nice save man
@fops.5178
@fops.5178 4 жыл бұрын
the nicest of saves
@birdbrainmonty8946
@birdbrainmonty8946 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@27dar_
@27dar_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@birdbrainmonty8946 15:30
@matthewthomas9457
@matthewthomas9457 4 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's wii quality: 💪 Schlatt's camera quality: 🗿
@tunip3999
@tunip3999 4 жыл бұрын
What is that, strong Wii quality Easter Island head camera quality
@arnavthapar8686
@arnavthapar8686 Жыл бұрын
Me watcing this now seeing him say "the queen is still alive".
@mangomelons
@mangomelons Жыл бұрын
The queen joke is now aging like a bottle of fine British wine…. That didn’t properly seal
@Brianity2286
@Brianity2286 4 жыл бұрын
i can’t believe he opened the flake without putting plastic sheets all over his house to prevent the chocolate from entering into the buildings in the near 100 meter vicinity
@anticksss
@anticksss 4 жыл бұрын
What is it an SCP 😂
@anticksss
@anticksss 4 жыл бұрын
@@Brianity2286 SCP's are horror stories written as lab reports describing anomalous people places or things, and the idea of chocolate that just kind of spreads everywhere sounds like an SCP
@anticksss
@anticksss 4 жыл бұрын
@@Brianity2286 and I was making a comparison to your joke lmao
@pubusi4253
@pubusi4253 4 жыл бұрын
What about when it goes over 27 degrees Celsius and starts to become a liquid
@Clovxrr
@Clovxrr 4 жыл бұрын
subscribe to me for no reason why the hell was it crushed up usually it falls apart when you bite into it not when you open it
@Brianity2286
@Brianity2286 4 жыл бұрын
they call him ‘shaky schlatt’ legend has it that he still hasn’t managed to select what arm he wants to throw the frisbee with due to his parkinsons
@minemekhi
@minemekhi 4 жыл бұрын
jetset radio is the background music for the jet ski
@pionevada282
@pionevada282 4 жыл бұрын
KekW
@Brianity2286
@Brianity2286 4 жыл бұрын
Minemekhi what?
@minemekhi
@minemekhi 4 жыл бұрын
Jet set radio-sneak man is the music for the jet ski
@DCYT1974Diana
@DCYT1974Diana Жыл бұрын
"All I know is she is the queen, and she is not dead yet."
@frenchfry8694
@frenchfry8694 Жыл бұрын
2:30 this didnt age well
@dominicfrancis8312
@dominicfrancis8312 Жыл бұрын
Neither did the queen
@mckian7
@mckian7 Жыл бұрын
​@@dominicfrancis8312 oh 💀
@kellenl920
@kellenl920 4 жыл бұрын
nobody: schlatt: thinking about flake
@aandrew626
@aandrew626 4 жыл бұрын
maybe kellen fuck i was gonna comment this lmao
@-jore7581
@-jore7581 4 жыл бұрын
"Nobody:" is so overused and unfunny please end me
@kellenl920
@kellenl920 4 жыл бұрын
- jore it’s applicable here only because no one is asking him to think, he does it by his own fruition
@-jore7581
@-jore7581 4 жыл бұрын
@@kellenl920 applicable yes funny haha no
@generalizedkyle
@generalizedkyle 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it’ll be something like “thinking about having princess diana killed”
@theparagon2864
@theparagon2864 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he did get that package from Wyoming and everyone knows Wyoming is an empty void that leads to a different dimension... or canada
@sapphis_lazuli
@sapphis_lazuli 4 жыл бұрын
that's true, and not widely known, i don't blame schlatt for not knowing
@davisdoesgames6815
@davisdoesgames6815 4 жыл бұрын
Both are like zimbabwe. They're not real.
@sapphis_lazuli
@sapphis_lazuli 4 жыл бұрын
wait zimbabwe too??? i didn't hear about that yet
@drchanciepoo
@drchanciepoo 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you remember “England isn’t a place, it’s a people”?
@lolstuffenjoy9880
@lolstuffenjoy9880 4 жыл бұрын
Wait Wyoming doesn't exist
@firepowder
@firepowder 2 жыл бұрын
Missin the wii videos tbh, they're a forever fav. Idk if he brought his wii when he moved or if he's just waiting on the Wyoming guy to find him a new game but it's always nice to come back to these
@watersharky7589
@watersharky7589 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 in the scene talking about British candy he looks like Harry potter
@livispuzzled
@livispuzzled 4 жыл бұрын
i’ve never seen schlatt when he screamed and i’m gonna be honest it scares me
@cats1970
@cats1970 4 жыл бұрын
Schlatt encounters general hospitality and loses his mind: Wii Sports Resort
@catherinerucker1482
@catherinerucker1482 Жыл бұрын
9:30 Ah, so that's where that running joke comes from
@timforti
@timforti Жыл бұрын
11:22 schlatt: “im fucking gay”
@jimmyjoejohnson6230
@jimmyjoejohnson6230 4 жыл бұрын
"It's the Queen of England and she's about to jump out of an airplane." It's the London 2012 Olympics all over again
@omarapolloshandmaiden37
@omarapolloshandmaiden37 4 жыл бұрын
i just had crazy flashbacks from this
@crow9997
@crow9997 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Joe Johnson I am confused and scared
@hannie6486
@hannie6486 4 жыл бұрын
Marcus Hernandez all it takes is a search
@DGetsStacks
@DGetsStacks 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I rememberr
@jemimalol3407
@jemimalol3407 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Joe Johnson greatest thing i ever saw. 10 year old me killed myself laughing (that dumbass rly thought it was real)
@theholymemer2394
@theholymemer2394 3 жыл бұрын
Matt:*Breaths * Jschlatt:*SCREAMS IN _F E A R_ *
@ThatRandoAsh
@ThatRandoAsh 3 жыл бұрын
Matt is a scary man-
@apairofsteeltoedboots4729
@apairofsteeltoedboots4729 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't everyone though
@tabandoned3357
@tabandoned3357 3 жыл бұрын
5:57
@olliescribbles
@olliescribbles 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatRandoAsh Ayyyyyy, Non-Binary Human✨
@gracefullydumb
@gracefullydumb 3 жыл бұрын
someone has to tell him he lives on the same planet as matt... he would be so scared.
@RedChems
@RedChems Жыл бұрын
For anyone curious about when he changed out the Queen because of what “golf stands for” one of the acronyms of golf is Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.
@blandestone
@blandestone Жыл бұрын
The queen did not survive this vacation
@thraiah
@thraiah 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why Schlatt having a meltdown comforts me.
@baldobradley2498
@baldobradley2498 4 жыл бұрын
Its like chicken noodle soup, its great for all illnesses
@rachelore21
@rachelore21 4 жыл бұрын
It reassures us that things wont get that bad lol
@PinballWigger
@PinballWigger 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact- since in England, anybody who insults the queen could get open-handed slapped without the assailant getting in any trouble, all of your viewers are legally allowed to slap you if you ever go to England Edit: if you see this Brian you’re buns
@saintpoli6800
@saintpoli6800 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, because let’s go to a place with food called “spotted dick”.
@sanders4362
@sanders4362 4 жыл бұрын
Derrick Cunard O O P
@sethryan1397
@sethryan1397 4 жыл бұрын
@@saintpoli6800 haha school shootings
@saintpoli6800
@saintpoli6800 4 жыл бұрын
TheShadepunk Haha acid attacks
@boopnoot2588
@boopnoot2588 4 жыл бұрын
well this fucking escalated..
@xdxlez
@xdxlez Жыл бұрын
“She is the queen, and she is not dead yet” well, not anymore
@Twilor
@Twilor 9 ай бұрын
¨She's not dead yet¨ Famous last words Schlatt
@beanibones
@beanibones 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "I-It's just dust..." Me, a British: "Oh, yeah. That's a Flake alright."
@snaxalotl3021
@snaxalotl3021 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, ya hate it when the whole chocolate bar at the top is perfect but the bottom is like Spiderman inn Infinity War
@beanibones
@beanibones 3 жыл бұрын
@@snaxalotl3021 PFFF HAHAHA I LOVE THAT LAST PART 🤣
@adamdevlin9207
@adamdevlin9207 3 жыл бұрын
Put more care into yo flake
@beanibones
@beanibones 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamdevlin9207 That's a Ripple.
@adamdevlin9207
@adamdevlin9207 3 жыл бұрын
@@beanibones what? Ik what it is but why bring it up?
@Ariisaka
@Ariisaka 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the “Thinking about Flake” KZbin post tomorrow
@applemaniac2449
@applemaniac2449 4 жыл бұрын
Thinking about killing frisbee dog
@jamespilgrim3774
@jamespilgrim3774 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot
@Jackmillsable
@Jackmillsable 4 жыл бұрын
surely it'll be "Thinking about Queen Liz"
@AuroraIceFlame
@AuroraIceFlame 4 жыл бұрын
No it’ll be “thinking about colonialism”
@ci.thunder
@ci.thunder 4 жыл бұрын
"Thinking about raising the white flag"
@vucko3494
@vucko3494 Жыл бұрын
2:35 might wanna cut this part lol
@potatonugget6962
@potatonugget6962 2 жыл бұрын
Matt: exists. Jschlatt: (screaming intensifys)
@technoplanegobrrr
@technoplanegobrrr 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the search history tells the story of how schlatt disguised himself, faked his death, moved to Uganda, commited price gouging and then found a girl
@callmehbruf
@callmehbruf 3 жыл бұрын
a true American saga
@_alex.j
@_alex.j 3 жыл бұрын
the true American goal
@ace7050
@ace7050 3 жыл бұрын
i thought no one was going to mention it-
@bobthreetimes2286
@bobthreetimes2286 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one
@selkie698
@selkie698 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@user-nf7hb5vd6k
@user-nf7hb5vd6k 4 жыл бұрын
We need a compilation of schlatt saying "you know what they call me?"
@spakara692
@spakara692 Жыл бұрын
The queen bit really did not age well. Well, she won't be aging anymore.
@NOTGOD7
@NOTGOD7 Жыл бұрын
Well this video aged well after last week.
@DrewDoesThings
@DrewDoesThings 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait until Schlatt learns how to turn on auto-focus.
@PauaP
@PauaP 4 жыл бұрын
Impossible, considering he's a certified boomer he wont do it.
@smolbean5325
@smolbean5325 4 жыл бұрын
muffin stans always find a way. It’s creepy.
@jupitersworld9871
@jupitersworld9871 4 жыл бұрын
@@smolbean5325 lmao if you knew anything about his stans you'd know that Schlatt pfps are outlawed and none of them have them. smptwt actually respects boundaries.
@ernestfungus2066
@ernestfungus2066 4 жыл бұрын
Can wait until Schlatt learns that Wyoming doesn’t exist
@CK-re5db
@CK-re5db 4 жыл бұрын
Hey im the 1000th likes
@zvir7493
@zvir7493 3 жыл бұрын
Dog: *exists* Schlatt: and I took that personally
@soupsandwitch8425
@soupsandwitch8425 3 жыл бұрын
I have the same feeling when I look at a child's face
@thatsabingo6695
@thatsabingo6695 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I thought that dog was the cutest thing ever I still kinda do
@juliedillion3942
@juliedillion3942 2 жыл бұрын
@@soupsandwitch8425 same
@misternujambez
@misternujambez Жыл бұрын
2:36 ouch
@kiwi2070
@kiwi2070 Жыл бұрын
"im a pile of dust at this point" are you sure you had nothing to do with her death, schlatt?
@Redleni
@Redleni 3 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt: *makes the queen in mii* Tommyinnit: And I took that personally
@thegay3394
@thegay3394 3 жыл бұрын
STOP-
@ink1fied
@ink1fied 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA-
@ollie1981
@ollie1981 3 жыл бұрын
This is why manberg blew up
@Redleni
@Redleni 3 жыл бұрын
@@ollie1981 OH MY GODD 😂 and manberg went boom💀
@apairofsteeltoedboots4729
@apairofsteeltoedboots4729 3 жыл бұрын
@@Redleni the l’manboom
@Doopyboopyidk
@Doopyboopyidk 4 жыл бұрын
“They call me gayass” same schlatt. Same.
@user-ct6rk9zq6h
@user-ct6rk9zq6h 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gray-stans-chihiro
@gray-stans-chihiro Жыл бұрын
2:33 “and she is not dead yet” this aged quite poorly
@joshc5613
@joshc5613 Жыл бұрын
like the queen
@aidenchristian4497
@aidenchristian4497 11 ай бұрын
Like a fine bottle of milk
@nathanchong6272
@nathanchong6272 Жыл бұрын
schlansome
@OkiSama
@OkiSama 3 жыл бұрын
Anything happens Jschlatt: I did that in high school
@sofa5011
@sofa5011 4 жыл бұрын
the way he said dog at 11:13 is probably the most glorious i've ever heard his new york accent be
@Joxlen
@Joxlen Жыл бұрын
2:31 - well, she is now
@lilfox4138
@lilfox4138 Жыл бұрын
this has not aged well....
@austintotuszynski3192
@austintotuszynski3192 4 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt on the comunity tab later: "Thinking about the Queen of England"
@katelyncozzi7904
@katelyncozzi7904 4 жыл бұрын
"Thinking about Liz"
@dreamofyouandi
@dreamofyouandi 4 жыл бұрын
You got it right
@genmata7406
@genmata7406 4 жыл бұрын
schlatt in glasses got me feelin some type of way.
@llm164
@llm164 4 жыл бұрын
Gen Mata same
@incretayble2
@incretayble2 4 жыл бұрын
schlatt in schlatt got me feelin some type of way
@devonerb9130
@devonerb9130 4 жыл бұрын
Gen Mata he kinda looks like bucks in the glasses
@cassidy2453
@cassidy2453 4 жыл бұрын
Gen Mata same
@drizzy8202
@drizzy8202 Жыл бұрын
Rip Queen Liz ⭐️
@schakoska
@schakoska 2 жыл бұрын
5:00 now i know what is it good for lmao
@TheFuzzyOcelot
@TheFuzzyOcelot 4 жыл бұрын
*Someone is kind to Schlatt as they appreciate his purchase from them* Schlatt: im gonna die SOMEONE IS COMING TO KILL ME
@sylviebird
@sylviebird 4 жыл бұрын
The thing is as soon as I saw the chocolate I literally said "Uh oh Schlatt looks like someone's got a hit on you now."
@monkymonky3428
@monkymonky3428 4 жыл бұрын
He Paranoid from experience
@rohanpatel3204
@rohanpatel3204 4 жыл бұрын
Had a Hot Pocket today. Can’t stop thinking about jschlatt for some reason
@bethaniechandler1651
@bethaniechandler1651 4 жыл бұрын
gay
@the_sad_wallet1553
@the_sad_wallet1553 4 жыл бұрын
Beth Chandler yes, and?
@davidjohnson435
@davidjohnson435 4 жыл бұрын
Literally same this is all that was going through my head
@Bennieboy918
@Bennieboy918 4 жыл бұрын
@@bethaniechandler1651 says the Steven cancerverse fan
@Xezian
@Xezian 4 жыл бұрын
thinking about hot schlatt
@mutenroshimi208
@mutenroshimi208 Жыл бұрын
2:41 well that didn’t age well
@Birds4lifeAnya
@Birds4lifeAnya 8 ай бұрын
Neither did the queen
@codycoffman8772
@codycoffman8772 Жыл бұрын
I was confused as fuck when he said the queen and shes not dead yet but then realized im stupid and this is juat an old video
@Dr_Hill_726
@Dr_Hill_726 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime he says "they call me..." or "I'm..." I feel a new wiki entry to the list of aliases
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 4 жыл бұрын
And one-time video game developer. One time.
@kyliecarter9589
@kyliecarter9589 4 жыл бұрын
"Is this offensive?" Has that ever stopped you, Jschlant?
@artaum5635
@artaum5635 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you meant Jschlit
@purplvurpl0295
@purplvurpl0295 4 жыл бұрын
Jshlut?
@NA-hi6rj
@NA-hi6rj 4 жыл бұрын
Jshlit
@Modsu
@Modsu 4 жыл бұрын
jaylor schwift
@maxvickers6196
@maxvickers6196 4 жыл бұрын
Shit
@Shadow-uv4ex
@Shadow-uv4ex Жыл бұрын
2:27 lol, 2022 Sept 8th
@KiaraCatFurry17
@KiaraCatFurry17 Жыл бұрын
Awwwwww ❤ That post it note is so sweet.
@rawiriburndred2968
@rawiriburndred2968 4 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "You can only get this in England!" People who live in Aus and NZ:
@sophiecanavan8878
@sophiecanavan8878 4 жыл бұрын
And people who live in ireland and Scotland lmao.
@Corrosive_
@Corrosive_ 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much anywhere else except USA
@kiwibiird
@kiwibiird 4 жыл бұрын
ive had many and i live in canada
@edwardsjs
@edwardsjs 4 жыл бұрын
I mean everywhere that isn't the land of freedom is basically just England, so he's not wrong
@centralfloridagti8626
@centralfloridagti8626 4 жыл бұрын
You can buy them in the US in most supermarkets (atleast that I’ve been to)
@boratofficial5706
@boratofficial5706 4 жыл бұрын
jschlatt shutting down after someone makes the most minimal kind gesture to him.
@balls08
@balls08 Жыл бұрын
"All I know is that she is the queen, and she's not dead yet" 💀💀💀
@poppyroxb
@poppyroxb 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "Queen Liz is about to jump out of an airplane" *Flashbacks to 2012 olympics ceremony*
@PlayerGirl-qs6fz
@PlayerGirl-qs6fz 4 жыл бұрын
Schlatt with glasses is hitting kinda different, woah
@ickyvicky497
@ickyvicky497 4 жыл бұрын
PlayerGirl2000 harry potter mode
@Ham-tc1qi
@Ham-tc1qi 4 жыл бұрын
PlayerGirl2000 he could nail me to a cross, and i.. would still.. love his videos
@PlayerGirl-qs6fz
@PlayerGirl-qs6fz 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ham-tc1qi oh my-
@Roman-us2fp
@Roman-us2fp 4 жыл бұрын
Hannah Meigs damn
@jackieisntcool9306
@jackieisntcool9306 4 жыл бұрын
ikr I’m dying
@ymite1928
@ymite1928 4 жыл бұрын
It’s only a matter of time before Schlatt and Ted are completely identical.
@dream_walker9726
@dream_walker9726 2 жыл бұрын
Wii Sports Resort is my *childhood* I love it so much. My favourite memory of this game was playing the sword fight one (my favourite and the best one) and my sister snuck up behind me to scare me and I threw my arm back to finish my opponent and I whacked her in the nose and almost broke it.
@awful_pigeon7967
@awful_pigeon7967 Жыл бұрын
2:35 "that one didn't age quite so well" - JonTron
@marg532
@marg532 4 жыл бұрын
"her favourite colour is white, like the flag the british flew at the end of the american revolution." perfection. this man's ability to make a joke out of anything is unmatched.
@Charles_Mcgee
@Charles_Mcgee 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie
@Aristas-zd5vd
@Aristas-zd5vd 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie
@anidiotwithabrain8971
@anidiotwithabrain8971 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie
@Whumble
@Whumble 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie
@GeneralJingle
@GeneralJingle 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie
@miguelbaeza7043
@miguelbaeza7043 4 жыл бұрын
i love how schlatt makes jokes about the queen, but he is scared to make jokes about bts
@jazforthesoul3488
@jazforthesoul3488 4 жыл бұрын
have you ever met a kpop stan??? you should be scared too
@luvsless
@luvsless 4 жыл бұрын
as a kpop stan, some of us are absolutely terrifying
@luvsless
@luvsless 4 жыл бұрын
Alex i’m not really much of a ‘stan’ at this point,,, more like a casual listener lol
@anna15410
@anna15410 4 жыл бұрын
kpop stans are terrifying, on the other hand I haven't quite seen a queen liz stan yet wonder if the guards count
@diahonkers9757
@diahonkers9757 4 жыл бұрын
I said to my British friends that I like the queen but couldn’t care less about everyone else and they went OFF on me about how there were other better royals and stuff
@CrookedGravityAnimations
@CrookedGravityAnimations 3 ай бұрын
Why did schlatt look like Ted with the glasses
@j4kyboi13
@j4kyboi13 Жыл бұрын
Oof, that Queen Mii didn’t age well lmao
@RoseWhitmore
@RoseWhitmore 10 ай бұрын
Neither did the actual queen
@wicked1258
@wicked1258 4 жыл бұрын
"is corona in uganda?" "plane ticket to uganda"
@cyberpunk964
@cyberpunk964 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something that someone with coronavirus would say
@afswan
@afswan 4 жыл бұрын
'what happened to kony 2012'
@joem.4939
@joem.4939 4 жыл бұрын
"joseph kony"
@eric_4nz145
@eric_4nz145 4 жыл бұрын
The fear in his voice when he said bts’ music was bad. He knew what could happen to his comment section
@lildandelionlily
@lildandelionlily 4 жыл бұрын
LEGIT LOL
@chuuchuuz
@chuuchuuz 4 жыл бұрын
.
@bruhmp9443
@bruhmp9443 4 жыл бұрын
He was about to pull a twomad😂
@livyrl
@livyrl 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@colorinmymoods
@colorinmymoods 4 жыл бұрын
as he should
@Unknown_2543
@Unknown_2543 Жыл бұрын
5:53 the queen coming out the gulag
@YourBoyTrue
@YourBoyTrue Жыл бұрын
As of today, September 8th, 2022, Queen Elizabeth II has passed. The world has lost one of the greatest monarchs to ever live. Wanted to revisit this to see the late Queen Liz.
@taimaice1288
@taimaice1288 Жыл бұрын
Lol smoking that Liz pack rn
@MagicWolfPlayz
@MagicWolfPlayz 4 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount of Jshlatt content is helping me get through this quarantine.
@alejandromaldonadocastillo7289
@alejandromaldonadocastillo7289 4 жыл бұрын
“The Queen of England is ready to jump off a plane. Little does she know, she is on United Airline flight 93 and she is directed towards the World Trade Center” 10/10 content
@kaylarodrigues7892
@kaylarodrigues7892 4 жыл бұрын
9/11 content u mean
@kanyechan8376
@kanyechan8376 4 жыл бұрын
Funny enough the queen has actually gone skydiving before, so it’s funny to see him say that and not know she’s done it before.
@Paether4
@Paether4 3 жыл бұрын
Kayla Rodrigues Yup...
@freyapearlriley2425
@freyapearlriley2425 3 жыл бұрын
More like 9/11
@chasityh.7153
@chasityh.7153 Жыл бұрын
this didn't age well LMAO
@maxedoutvibes
@maxedoutvibes 11 ай бұрын
At least Queen Liz now lives forever in Schlatt’s wii… until it blows up
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 11 ай бұрын
So who else here 3 years later?
@doomguy2979
@doomguy2979 11 ай бұрын
Your not the only one
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