THE GOD OF WII FIT

[@bigsaucy8882]

Never seen anyone simp this hard over a wii fit trainer

[@kccambe]

you edited this comment and it’s still not right

[@bigsaucy8882]

Katy Elizabeth I do not see what u mean

[@kccambe]

@@bigsaucy8882 you sly bastard

[@oliviathegreat6162]

Nahhhh it’s just an thing you keep silent

[@AGuyThatTellsStories]

datpags

[@haill5541]

Alternative title: *"Schlatt tortures himself trying to impress a virtual female"*

[@MikfinityPog]

why would he talk in third person? lol

[@endmybuffering]

Shlimpp

[@moonethealien]

E-simp

[@floofypoo6519]

"Schlatt simps virtual girlfriend on her Onlyfans

[@chadpeugh5627]

Otherwise known as S I M P I N G

[@spaghettayyyyyy]

“I want this to be sorta accurate” *sets age to 6*

[@maiatrix1269]

does mental age count tho?

[@johnmikelalivio3750]

" *sorta* "

[@holstarz]

@@maiatrix1269 yes.

[@warcat6677]

Huh? How….. they set their birthdate to 2001 thats 20

[@holstarz]

@@warcat6677 it’s cause the date on the wii was like 2007 and he didn’t change it lmao

[@kamele9281]

“I was born in 2001” Literally 30 seconds later: “ *iN nInEtEeN nInTeY NiNe...* ”

[@mwebb8434]

Don't you know your years? 1999 was 17 years after 9/11

[@effectx7490]

@@cccosmo112 you didn’t get the joke

[@spearrrr_]

He was born in 1999, look it up

[@flowerx8973]

@@spearrrr_ then he fucking killed 3 women when he was a baby? We should fear this guy

[@Wrenchhhh]

@@flowerx8973 we should all fear Schlatt

[@connorwilson3205]

Wouldn’t the Wii think he’s a morbidly obese 6 year old since it thinks it’s July 2007 and he was born in 2001?

[@trucevideos]

Connor Wilson a 5'7" six year old strikes fear into my heart

[@spamacc1873]

As soon as i learned that he immediately became a legit baby in my mind

[@OrangeBarrySanders]

Messiah 7 he wasn’t serious about the date

[@mrwulf2029]

5*

[@blueroses7468]

@@OrangeBarrySanders that's not what they're trying to say though. That's irrelevant. The game is taking his word and the date is 2007 and the date he put for his birth was 2001 so he would be a 5 and a half foot six year old weighing as much as mr. Schlatt

[@ginikaakpata8829]

“you set your foot down during the exercise didn’t you?” It’s self aware we’re all going to die.

[@sunsetskye483]

Goddamnit

[@wouldyourather6105]

It’s not that difficult to register that. As said in other comments it notices when all of your weight isn’t on one foot. Because when you place your foot down the weight on your feet becomes even.

[@frmad9329]

Would lowkey not mind her killing me (I would get to see the dump truck)

[@yomomma69420]

It's Detroit: Become Human all over again

[@accio_hufflepuff3274]

Lmfao I remember that as a kid thinking “oh shoot it knows I lied-“

[@limeonade5668]

"You havent seen my pelvis.. would you like to?"has the same energy as "Have you ever heard the sound of a window breaking?'no' WOULD YOU LIKE TO?"

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

"Have you ever been comatose?" "no.." *_"DO YOU WANT TO BE?"_*

[@guyfieri4017]

*”Have you ever seen your dead grandma?”* *”... no what type of question is tha-“* *”WOULD YOU LIKE TOO”*

[@bubonic019]

"Have you been through a traumatic experience?" "No-" *"WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!"*

[@r3vkun255]

Why does this give me patrick trying to talk to king Neptune's daughter like " Did you see my underwear? no. *would you like to*

[@rotcoric]

Timestamp?

[@madelinecarroll2870]

I've never seen such a straight gay man

[@angadgrewal9324]

so a bi man

[@makiee5675]

@@angadgrewal9324 no straight gay

[@zrayish5164]

calling straight gay men bi is offensive to people who identify as straight gay

[@madelinecarroll2870]

@@zrayish5164 this 😤😤😤☝️☝️☝️☝️

[@angadgrewal9324]

@@zrayish5164 but he never identified as a straight gay man

[@willkimel6149]

Top 10 eerie things heard before death “You had your foot down during the exercise, didn’t you”

[@starrymic6588]

The reason this happens is because it doesn't detect all of your weight on one foot. It notices that half of your weight isn't on the board.

[@user-cz9ss4yq4x]

8:30

[@Max200012]

@@starrymic6588 holy shit that's fuckin smart

[@sumbird290]

It gives off some strange duolingo energy and I don't like it

[@TheWither129]

*Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle*

[@Zxios]

the game thought Schlatt was 6 years old, 5'7", and like 180lbs lmao

[@floofypoo6519]

How many genetic fuck ups do you need to carry these stats around

[@floofypoo6519]

irl

[@King_Ky]

@@floofypoo6519 a lot

[@TheShinySnivy]

5 years old actually

[@neverlandjuno1396]

Schlatt is most definitely 6 years old and 5'7". Maybe even 180lbs. Never ask a woman for her weight.

[@tragenthomas8942]

Schlatt: “I was born September 10th 2001” Me: “Good to know two national tragedies happened in September of 2001”

[@carterstone6102]

he was actually born in 1999 just so you know

[@Jack-sc9cd]

SARTER CONE 3Head

[@karoshn]

SARTER CONE you had to be that guy huh

[@nyafailure]

LMAOOO

[@mroofity6594]

@SARTER CONE close enough for me

[@_alex.j]

*i like how schlatt didn't realize he made the mii 6 years old lol*

[@bashlive_8452]

that is the best pfp i have ever seen

[@ClownHoundII]

He did???

[@sporg9806]

@@ClownHoundII yeah, he made the birthday in 2001 and the wii thought it was 2007

[@ClownHoundII]

@@sporg9806 I didn't even notice.

[@J4AKSTAR]

Holy shit it’s younger, take a gander 6:53

[@issy7057]

half of schlatt’s humour is just yelling “that’s what they call me!” and i laugh ever time, so i’m not complaining

[@chels_che_7061]

Issy Alma someone needs to make a compilation of all of schlatt’s aliases

[@Plupert]

@@chels_che_7061 it's on his SMP wiki page there's....a lot

[@Jack-sc9cd]

true LULW

[@juzzapm3252]

It’s funny because if anyone else try’s to do it it’s cringey

[@orpharax609]

Watch a physically unfit man scream for 17 and a half minutes while the government spies on him under the alias of a Wii-sport trainer

[@Emilys_stupid]

Honestly it could be a movie. One very angry man falls in love with a government spy

[@fbiagent5616]

You aren’t wrong

[@ianc8382]

@@Emilys_stupid The second James Bond movie

[@Emilys_stupid]

@@ianc8382 YES

[@ofcchae]

@Engineer Gaming Yep

[@ness4966]

“you set your foot down during that exercise, didn’t you” actually terrified me for a minute

[@Frisbeee275]

fuck same😟

[@transcendentalanarchy]

It can literally tell that all his weight wasnt on his left leg

[@SizzlingSausag3]

Fr

[@demyan7233]

Nice Hair Josuke

[@Zorro9129]

@Khaki Shorts ngl that's kinda hot

[@emh9647]

“I’m grabbing the ceiling!!!” All of the short people are like “tf that’s possible”

[@ChrisnOut]

Wow I'm offended. Now if you excuse me I'm gonna grab some oreos on the shelf.

[@ChrisnOut]

Um, I can't reach them...

[@eden.5659]

@@ChrisnOut climb like me

[@ChrisnOut]

@@eden.5659 Good thinking.

[@K4R_M4]

Great minds.

[@lilly3920]

Oh my god, I was so confused as to why his Wii fit age was 20 when that's almost his actual age... It's because the Wii Fit thinks it's 2007. The Wii fit thinks he's a 5'7 6 year old who's morbidly obese.

[@hauntedstorm]

I didn’t even realize until I read this comment.

[@LOWAb]

I CAN'T

[@daisyjoy242]

Your making me question EVERYTHING right know

[@matthewwood690]

I was waiting for him to notice that and I don’t think he did

[@cashewbag]

that makes everything so much funnier LMFAOO

[@Hailoow]

I love how Schlatt always seems to convince people he's gay in others' videos while in his own videos he tries to convince us he's straight.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

He got that straight pelvis tho

[@ShorkDork]

Shlatt the bi icon

[@disabledpigeon7265]

Purrpawz maybe there’s 2 schlatts one is the crazed homosexual who will go to any lengths to find 10 big hot men and then there’s the straight schlatt who lives alone thinking of video game women all day

[@blackbob1576]

I think jschlatt is hiding things

[@notund-a]

@beansaurora bro have you WATCHED any of the videos with him and wilbur soot? there's so much discussion of gay sex

[@lolomomario76]

I still can’t fathom that schlatt’s voice comes from that man.

[@jessnicole2774]

none of us can

[@daiz7483]

lolomomario the gaggery when we found out he wasn’t haha fuck guy

[@drew25000]

I totally can, I was there for his face reveal and the first thing I thought was "yeah that makes sense"

[@soupeverywhere9565]

@@drew25000 same, I hear schlatt and all I see is his face

[@bakejell3320]

I’ll

[@aishwarya4572]

10:00 "My pelvis is straight!" I expect to see that in a "Best of Schlatt 2020" compilation

[@beepain6005]

13:34 "Have I ever told you how hot you are?" "Several times"

[@CrocaHead]

Pahaha

[@HoppingSnake290]

666 I will now float

[@lilliegreenlaw]

I'm not sure if Schlatt ever realized that by leaving the date as 2007, the Wii thought Amy Schume was only 6 years old.

[@Angel-fl2ee]

It did say 15+

[@lukebartruff2044]

dr frog yeah so it thought she was 6

[@rohinm.]

dr frog yeah, so the console thinks she’s 6 years old.

[@MrDanno]

6 years old, 5 foot 7, and however heavy Schlatt is, not to mention his *timbs*. No wonder it thinks Amy Schume is obese.

[@michaelwytinck9174]

The game was thinking that’s one chunker of a six year old

[@stella5798]

“Simping for wii-fit trainer” -July 2007 amy schume

[@truepinkcheetah3239]

*amy schume Lowercase

[@stella5798]

Friedrich Leuschner ah thank you

[@rotcorp6]

god he is so tall and terrifying but i can’t stop watching him

[@reidderdevanis2508]

"I was born a day before 9/11" Literally less than a minute later: "In 1999 I brutally murdered 7 women with my steel toes" One of these is not true and I don't know which one.

[@awryri]

he was born on 9/10 in 1999

[@Nanokk_]

Shhhhhhhh dont think about it...

[@kitteninabag7402]

Both are true

[@channelname9897]

Both he was born on 9/10 1999

[@funinthesun2441]

@@awryri wow not even a day old and he's already out kicking

[@pleb1105]

the real title: schlatt getting praised by a woman for the first time in his life Edit: Don’t lie y’all, minx is getting paid by schlatt’s mom to talk to him so she doesn’t count

[@stephen2231]

Pleb that’s cold

[@VesOnYT]

Female Schlatt stans are shaking rn 😂

[@cocobongo_ow3374]

He was too busy with ten big hot men

[@calvinjoplin2792]

True

[@mateusmohan3233]

You ever seen jschlatt and minx on raj?

[@sare831]

Alternate title: Schlatt confirms he's not a bottom.

[@frisolaxod3835]

He’s a power bottom

[@yegorgribenuke6853]

@@frisolaxod3835 Hes a power button

[@whoopzitsray]

@@yegorgribenuke6853 he's a power bottom

[@eram1899]

@@frisolaxod3835 Indeed he is.

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Power bottom

[@cedraws463]

No wonder he had a heart attack on the dream smp 😅😂

[@strawberryflavoredvelcro3454]

i laughed too hard at this

[@ItsHeartstruck]

Ohohohono

[@adumb789]

“Why does my life suck?!” -Schlatt, after realizing he has to do yoga in order to do more yoga

[@Koko-wl1mm]

This is the straightest Schlatt has ever acted. edit: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES 0-o

[@Danny-mw7uh]

lesbian schlatt

[@trash5159]

Bruh why this is so accurate xd

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@Danny-mw7uh this... makes weird sense especially that, from what I could gather from his vods, like prolly 70% of his audience are lesbians *with a weird, defying any sense and logic crush on him* lmao

[@uhoh7545]

@@panonymousbloom5405 8:52

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@uhoh7545 ? You asking me or?

[@craik9088]

The Schlatt Joke: They call me [Nick Name]. You wanna know why they call me [Nick Name]? Because in [Year] I brutally murdered [Amount] [Type of people] with [Object related to nick Name]

[@worthyedge9307]

I'll start using this format

[@therun7024]

god tier

[@TheeM15]

They call me Wii Fit Trainer : Male. You wanna know why they call me Wii Fit Trainer : Male? Because in 2020 I brutally murdered literally all my calories and fat with Wii Balance Board™.

[@Daniel-gx2eo]

@@TheeM15 LMFAO THIS IS GOLD

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

@@TheeM15 no because calories and fat dont feel pain, it has to be brutal, like 6 crying orphans

[@DJGamingSmash]

Don't you just hate it when your birth is such a massive event that it causes a tragedy the next day?

[@btyn55studios32]

Gojo from JJK be like:

[@Alexio0202]

Tomorrow: "thinking about the female wii fit trainer"

[@emanuelsoto6029]

Tbh who isnt

[@FoolishFenk]

Thinking about the yoga trainer in my basement

[@d3fu1t]

Nah its gonna be "thinking about Amy Schume" or "thinking about getting fit"

[@fishsticklord5147]

Nah nah this is gayschlatt. He’s thinking about the male wii fit trainer.

[@jmo_real]

d3fu1t m3m3s yeah, I agree.

[@pinkcurlyface5996]

Never in my whole life have I seen someone struggle with wii fit this much

[@washedupartist4211]

Lmao you've never seen my dad play

[@lokineverdies7775]

Never in my whole life have I seen someone play wii fit

[@lostaccount8222]

You haven’t seen me play

[@mono.phobia6257]

You think he's bad you should check out Poofesure

[@naluvdia]

it seems like schlatt is only straight on his own channel

[@brockmurphy1747]

Gayschlatt

[@jisageek]

Bi at best

[@vantretiredargumentativedu7763]

I'd don't know for sure but I'd have to guess the youtube videos are just behind his twitch streams.

[@jasonpaige06]

Gayschlatt

[@vantretiredargumentativedu7763]

@Miriam Svenson If you don't stop making fun of gay jokes im going to give you a big fat kiss bro.

[@pixelgamelvr]

Being a person who played this as a kid, watching a grown man playing with this makes me feel joy

[@enzeeaech3423]

Sometimes I forget how actually tall Schlatt is and it honestly scares me when I see it.

[@kinggupta2689]

6'3" isn't scarily tall

[@enzeeaech3423]

King Gupta it is when you’re 5’7

[@kinggupta2689]

@@enzeeaech3423 Well Ted's 6'4" lmao

[@enzeeaech3423]

King Gupta yes and

[@kowalskianalyse7743]

@@kinggupta2689 that's a big teddy bear

[@minnmaxxing6432]

Average term or phrase: *Exists* Schlatt: That’s what they call me

[@pipersage]

i was the 69th like your welcome lmao

[@DiscoManSam]

I'm not regular, I'm steel toe.

[@uhoh7545]

Nice catch

[@SonicFanChris4]

THE WARRIOR

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

_They call me Peanut Arbuckle_

[@breathdream9020]

When the trainer said "you put your foot down didn't you", that shit scared me so much. 12:42

[@sia_sxa]

how did it know

[@cassandracarlton400]

@@sia_sxa it can detect you don’t have all your weight on your one foot

[@gilbertovarela7395]

Cassandra Carlton but he was mean to be on one foot, and he was on one foot. The bot would have no way of seeing if he had his foot down unless she was LITERALLY infront of him. His foot was never on the pad thing so as I said, she would have no way of knowing if he had his foot down.

[@cassandracarlton400]

@@gilbertovarela7395 No it knows because it takes your weight and then can tell if you have all your weight on that one foot you’re supposed to balance on or if you’re putting your foot down to balance some of your weight on it instead.

[@sia_sxa]

i mean it as a joke xD

[@Kiwiuiu]

imagine ranboo trying to walk in schlatts house, he wound legit hit his head lmao

[@angadgrewal9324]

he is only 3 inches taller than him

[@Kiwiuiu]

@@angadgrewal9324 yea but schlatt had to almost duck to get through doorways lol

[@csdanny]

@@Kiwiuiu my question is how short was schlatt’s house-

[@robinm7sa]

“You set your foot down, didn’t you?” *One day old Schlatt intensifies*

[@pickelrik1405]

@SpEzz # Pics or it didn't happen

[@socksygen]

Are you trying to say that Wii Fit caused 9/11?

[@Holl0-001]

Legitimately died when the Wii fit trainer called him out for putting his foot down

[@anviil1417]

Swordartboy 23 R.I.P

[@N_0o0oO9]

Wii Fit is watching

[@DurpCake]

Now that you've mastered fit, you are ready for Dance. Just Dance.

[@lils426]

I feel like Just Dance would be absolutely hilarious, but it would be an even bigger mess if the rest of Lunch Club was involved. I cannot imagine Carson or Travis doing any of the dances and I would love to watch nothing more

[@wolfie3748]

liller you just might be onto something

[@spookkoopsspook]

bro i have just dance 2018 and up somebody help idk what to do with all of these just dances

[@lils426]

@@spookkoopsspook just dance

[@spookkoopsspook]

@@lils426 I'll feel pain tho

[@notasillyguy]

On camera he looks so short, but in reality he’s so tall.

[@knoodles4062]

on cam he looks tall

[@Carsonium]

"You set your foot down. During the exercise didn't you?" Your pelvis privilages have been revoked.

[@youngveggies6558]

Thatshitlegitimatelyscaredme. (Ipulverisedmyspacebarbtw)

[@BabaBooeyRequiem]

I can’t believe Nintendo really bought the Femur Breaker from those guys

[@darkwraithraziel6362]

God I wish wii fit trainer would destroy my pelvis

[@gabekiehn3663]

Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about my amazing ab strength”

[@etanduly2498]

Thinking about Amy Schumer

[@oozbunnezZz]

If he dose post that you have the right to sue him

[@worthyedge9307]

@@etanduly2498 Amy schume*

[@deviantaes]

Thinking about aligning my pelvis

[@steve3742]

Thinking about big men.

[@handheldtiger98mccarville63]

Schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about stealing jokes”

[@LWLProductions]

HandheldTiger98 McCarville “Thinking about raping a guy”

[@syndromesauce5837]

“Thinking about my vagina”

[@pobodysnerfect3034]

“Thinking about training”

[@ok_thats_epic__4317]

“thinkin about being fat”

[@salt8202]

"Thinking about FIT"

[@abbienicksonx4919]

"this is sick, i can feel my metabolism increasing"

[@lilysgrosss8742]

“Maybe I’ll get fit for once” maybe by then Charlie will not tackle you and you will have Carson all to yourself

[@paincreatesfame]

I like the way you think 👀

[@mr_hands]

Khaki Shorts He’s talking about the Lunch Club video lol

[@lilysgrosss8742]

Socks-with-sandals man good video

[@xGuardianAngelx]

@@mr_hands yeah and he's referencing the cliche 'training' arc that all shounen anime have

[@mr_hands]

VenomPrimeYT Yeah I know

[@8-bitter]

I'm surprised that he didn't pick the big hot steamy man to help him with his workout.

[@livviemon]

8-Bitter ikr i was thinking that too

[@thebeanman8204]

Alternate title: Schlatt finds the quickest way to get buff so he can impress 10 big hot men

[@TrutiTru]

If you cannot have the big hot men, BECOME THE BIG HOT MEN

[@gamingtime1794]

@@TrutiTru he will do mitosis to replicate himself 10 times

[@ZRob23523]

It’s for the female wii fit trainer so he can assist in meiosis and make 10 big hot men with the wii fit trainer.

[@broisyougobbling]

He wants to get those 10 big hot men fucking with big men fucking all over

[@kr7492]

14:44 Schlatt: *dying* Her: hello? are you there? PLEASE-

[@mickeymarsh4305]

I love how Schlatt goes from I wanna marry this women to acting like they’ve been divorced.

[@ammagon4519]

Relationship in a ñutshell

[@sasnakk]

I’m not sure why, but he seems like the type of person who would rage at *goat simulator.*

[@grassytoast3683]

Why is this true

[@chained2052]

Well we know what he has to play next

[@professional_loner3597]

Thats cause he is

[@MrAwesomeVVV]

oh he *would*

[@MrTr0n]

YES

[@rebeccawatson7833]

The fact that Schlatt's voice emits from this man is chillingly frightening

[@waitaminute-113]

Personally I think it fits perfectly Also the fact that the comment has this large amount of likes and no replies is odd

[@ddoublefeeney7071]

It’s actually kinda scary how good he got the Amy Schumer mii

[@alanna-maryquinn1193]

I would just like to say that that "20" in Wii fit age years would have been much higher if the Wii didn't think Schlatt was literally six years old.

[@turner3088]

Can we all just appreciate that schlatt is torturing himself for content

[@RoeGame]

Peak content right here

[@myrmesuwu607]

And actually good content that is

[@turner3088]

@@RoeGame its highest

[@turner3088]

@@myrmesuwu607 it do be

[@Zero-tn5jv]

oh god were all sadists

[@oscarbaggs3660]

schlatt tomorrow: "thinking about aligning my pelvis"

[@maiumisu]

i might align my pelvis too

[@technobeliver2384]

14:18 "are you making me do the hitler salute? " -jschlatt 2020

[@windowsxp1902]

schlatt in the meet lunch club video: I’m 27 schlatt now: I was born in 2001

[@snipemic9879]

he's only 20 though 😭😭

[@liljohn1414]

TEMphrog he would be 19

[@Vanilla_Rocket]

@@liljohn1414 Didn't he graduate from college tho

[@scornedrose6808]

@@Vanilla_Rocket IT WAS A LIE

[@cha-mel-eon]

he said on the rajjchelor he was 20 so that's probably the best guess

[@user-qi2ki3zk9g]

"you set your foot down, DIDN'T YOU?" I was scared for you.

[@beefmonstr4644]

That was genuinely terrifying to me

[@spinfinity99]

Bro how did she know that

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

Spinfinity 99 The ballance and weight difference

[@franciss2529]

_"What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?"_ Schlatt: 15:47

[@webbmerriam6984]

4:08

[@capy197]

*fucking destorys it* LET'S GOOOO

[@hisbiscus.]

Schlatt every 5 minutes: “They call me...” or “THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME”

[@yopepe7278]

Schlatt: "I hate deforestation" Also schlatt: "deforestation is my passion"

[@awesomecoolguy8857]

Deforeskination

[@Cendrail0001]

It's just a bit. Schlatt would never not support deforestation.

[@thatdudeoverthere5459]

“I suck at sports” - Jschlatt, the owner of a Wii balance board the man said it

[@Luck-qy9gj]

Everyone: doom and animal crossing Schlatt: LETS GET FIT

[@Betaster3000]

I dunno seems like DOOM to me

[@epic7824]

Wii thicc Boys

[@tj.mcmaster]

Schlatt quit being a streamer to be a professional fitness instructor

[@mysticalshield7638]

Honestly these are the games we need

[@FrumpDump]

@@Betaster3000 rip and balance

[@alcotracks]

"how did you know, i have parkinsons." oh, schlatt

[@danielsummo4272]

Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Wii Fit Trainer's ass."

[@nate2811]

AHEM um Wii Fit is 13 years old

[@danielsummo4272]

@@nate2811 Schatt do what Schlatt do

[@bobsponge3462]

Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Tier 3 subbing to Wii fit trainer."

[@justin4509]

Brrooooo He simping for wii fit trainer

[@artfulcord]

“You put your foot down during the exercise didn’t you?” Oh god

[@nickvanderveer9804]

Artfulcord my heart fucking stopped when she said that

[@Twystyd_Glass]

How can she tell

[@yexazabala2908]

Joseph Fris the weight is different, if you have your foot on the floor, you put less pressure on the wii thingy

[@yexazabala2908]

That or she can see you...

[@JonnyScrambles]

14:57 Reminds me of this kid I had in school and everyone was told to do this activity but he did almost nothing so when it was done the teacher awarded all the kids except him and this is basically what he did.

[@Tilleire]

I honestly thought i was unhealthy, but seeing this has given me hope.

[@inky_bearr]

honestly same

[@paleiosaur]

I was better at this shit when I was 8 than schlatt is now

[@amayahampton8810]

“You put your foot down didnt you?” Sclatt: *wut*

[@nathanfielderfan111]

SCLATT LMAOFOAHEWJBWJDBWJDKAOD

[@TheSSSdriver]

"You had your foot down during the exercise, didn't you?" Schlatt: **chuckles** "I'm in danger."

[@maxuser7721]

Wait, you're only 19 - 20?! You look like you could be my dad or somethin...

[@blumpet6250]

He was actually born in 1999 so, 21.

[@maxuser7721]

@@blumpet6250 well, he could be already 22 cause you know, It's 2021

[@emilyjames1280]

@@maxuser7721 his birthday is september 10th so he’s 21

[@definitelynotchris]

@@emilyjames1280 way too close to the funny day

[@julia-kv9sd]

alternate title: schlatt trying his hardest to convince everyone he's straight

[@abramo7700]

10 big hot men vs 1 wii fit trainer

[@Dy1an.k]

I mean you know me, im a catholic

[@confs4loona696]

Cake 4life okay

[@catsofawsomeness8058]

Hes dug himself a hole and now hes tryna get outa it

[@theetreyleager]

Wii Fit Trainer: Your Pelvis isn’t aligned Schlatt: “You haven’t seen it. Would you like to?”

[@plaguex5z011]

Alien Man great job you quoted something and added nothing to it 😎😎😎

[@wyattbraman]

Alien Man yep that is what happened in the video

[@frogaroo]

Plague X5Z0 Yeah, it’s just kind of showing that they too find that part funny, making us all laugh again so we like the comment. It’s pretty smart, and I don’t mind it. It’s not harming anyone and makes me remember that moment in the video. :))

[@frogaroo]

Wyatt Braman I said this to the other person, but I’ll reply to you too in case you don’t get the notification. Yeah, it’s just kind of showing that they too find that part funny, making us all laugh again so we like the comment. It’s pretty smart, and I don’t mind it. It’s not harming anyone and makes me remember that moment in the video. :))

[@lixunis]

@@frogaroo ok, nerd

[@eschmabriel]

Schlatt in a day: thinking about how I’m no longer a rotund fellow.

[@chaotica3455]

The fun part is that the wii trainers positive encouragement even when you fail epicly definitely would activate my people pleasing senses and force me to work out ao

[@zoedukeminier3454]

"You think Amy Schumer's got that kinda time?" No, she's busy stealing other people's jokes

[@yahyahoffical197]

She’s fat because the weight is from the stolen jokes

[@aimbotarrow5981]

Did Schlatt just say “sentient” as SENTSHET?!?

[@bromicorn]

More like shenshyent

[@lils426]

Ok at first I thought it was a NY thing but then I listened to it again and realized that even though I’ve lived in NY my entire life I’ve never ever heard that ever

[@Emilys_stupid]

I read that as shentshit like a sensei of shit

[@shrimprave_]

That's actually how you pronounce it 😭

[@Jamie_1311]

How tall do you need to be to casually say “I’m grabbing the ceiling” for balance 😂

[@maggierommel8955]

He’s like 6’3

[@DCComicsAndSomeOtherThings]

@Neal Comstock timbs are high heels for straight men

[@WaterWizard1000]

As someone who is also 6'3, yeah, that's about the height for it. *I keep getting bonked by ceiling fans ugh*

[@joshuaeikman6774]

You need some low ceilings

[@burcebanning]

I'm only 5'10 but I touch the ceiling in the basement of my house all the time.

[@byrdyboi]

Schlatt: gets a 100 Also Schlatt: *baby throwing intensifies*

[@ummitsaubs]

Hearing Schlatt say “coochie” just ruined my whole day

[@snipemic9879]

LMAOOO

[@EnderSheeper]

It made mine.

[@noe4284]

It genuinely took 10 years off my life.

[@sylviebird]

I had a visceral reaction to hearing that and now it feels like some one etched into my left earlobe

[@humairaa226]

hearing schlatt say "they call me the foot man" just ruined my whole day.

[@dylanjiron8660]

schlatt: i was born on september 10th, 2001, one day before the great accident also schlatt: in 1999 i brutally murdered seven women with my steel-toed timberlands

[@poob9568]

Schlatt: would you punch it? The poll: 91% would beat the shit out of it.

[@emmatimmons141]

This is literally 17 minutes of Schlatt sexually harassing the wii fit trainer

[@xach2]

Schlatts bedroom every episode is the definition of "enviromental storytelling"

[@rafe1326]

The thing that schlatt forgot is that he made Amy Schumer 6 years old

[@colonelrubix]

Omg

[@highrollingpanda7064]

Actually 5

[@vltq9507]

The wii fit: its july 2007! Jschlatt: I WAS BORN ON 2001!!!! So technically the wii fit thinks he’s a 6 year old infant

[@Boofy95]

Vælt Q I wouldn’t really classify a 6 year old as an infant, at that point it’s just a child

[@acrowskull]

Boofy ok

[@everyshockwave9401]

I WAS LOOKING FOE THIS COMMWNR AHAHAHAH

[@veryname6183]

Thats why it said he was obese

[@vltq9507]

[inaudible screech] and weaker than a child

[@somepyromaniac2091]

“I’m grabbing the ceiling” we get it, you’re tall

[@medicai6927]

Schlatt:"picks female wii fit trainer" Everyone: !?!?!?!?

[@barthalamulevondwark7524]

Schlatt has already said that he isn’t gay

[@vertigo84]

Makes sense to me

[@egyedgergo8904]

@@barthalamulevondwark7524 He also said he is

[@pionevada282]

@@barthalamulevondwark7524 I'm not buying it

[@barthalamulevondwark7524]

The Loréal Kids Shampoo Bottle on his subreddit there is an official message that says he is not gay

[@anklscootr3327]

Schlatt: talks about Stalin and brutally murdering people with steel-toed boots Monetization: I like this kid

[@kjksarge]

its becaused they are scared of foot man

[@jelllybeans589]

the “you set your foot down during the exercise, didn’t you?” SENT me

[@kr7492]

11:14 This will never be unfunny

[@user-wx9xx3by9z]

schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about the women in 1999”

[@kiera4994]

after witnessing schlatt simp for a wii fit trainer, i think he needs to go outside and touch the grass

[@definitelynotchris]

touch... what?

[@J.Gordo69]

@@definitelynotchris mate said some “ass” I’ll be your hearing aides, brotha. I gotchu! 🤘

[@definitelynotchris]

@@J.Gordo69 thanks doug dimmadome from the dimmsdale dimmadome! i thought this man said grass, so thanks for pointing that out

[@sverenagain]

schlatt: *puts his foot down* also schlatt: why do i hear boss music

[@bird2324]

schlatt scares me because i cannot tell if he is joking or not and it makes me so scared to watch his content