THE GOD OF WII FIT

Amy gets in shape
Edited by Schlatt + ‪@Condifiction‬
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Wii Fit is an exergaming video game designed by Nintendo's Hiroshi Matsunaga for the Wii home video game console. The game uses a unique platform peripheral called the Wii Balance Board, on which the player stands during exercise. The Board is not a rocking balance board but a device that tracks the user's center of balance. The game features yoga, strength training, aerobics, and balance games. Wii Fit has been used for physiotherapy rehabilitation and has been adopted by various health clubs around the world. It has been used in nursing homes to improve posture in the elderly.

[@spaghettayyyyyy]

“I want this to be sorta accurate” *sets age to 6*

[@maiatrix1269]

does mental age count tho?

[@johnmikelalivio3750]

" *sorta* "

[@holstarz]

@@maiatrix1269 yes.

[@warcat6677]

Huh? How….. they set their birthdate to 2001 thats 20

[@holstarz]

@@warcat6677 it’s cause the date on the wii was like 2007 and he didn’t change it lmao

[@limeonade5668]

"You havent seen my pelvis.. would you like to?"has the same energy as "Have you ever heard the sound of a window breaking?'no' WOULD YOU LIKE TO?"

[@LadiesHideYourMans]

"Have you ever been comatose?" "no.." *_"DO YOU WANT TO BE?"_*

[@guyfieri4017]

*”Have you ever seen your dead grandma?”* *”... no what type of question is tha-“* *”WOULD YOU LIKE TOO”*

[@bubonic019]

"Have you been through a traumatic experience?" "No-" *"WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!"*

[@r3vkun255]

Why does this give me patrick trying to talk to king Neptune's daughter like " Did you see my underwear? no. *would you like to*

[@cheezitchiballs5085]

Timestamp?

[@madelinecarroll2870]

I've never seen such a straight gay man

[@angadgrewal9324]

so a bi man

[@makiee5675]

@@angadgrewal9324 no straight gay

[@zrayish5164]

calling straight gay men bi is offensive to people who identify as straight gay

[@madelinecarroll2870]

@@zrayish5164 this 😤😤😤☝️☝️☝️☝️

[@angadgrewal9324]

@@zrayish5164 but he never identified as a straight gay man

[@kamele9281]

“I was born in 2001” Literally 30 seconds later: “ *iN nInEtEeN nInTeY NiNe...* ”

[@mwebb8434]

Don't you know your years? 1999 was 17 years after 9/11

[@effectx7490]

@@crepe-chips you didn’t get the joke

[@spearrrr_]

He was born in 1999, look it up

[@flowerx8973]

@@spearrrr_ then he fucking killed 3 women when he was a baby? We should fear this guy

[@Wrenchhhh]

@@flowerx8973 we should all fear Schlatt

[@orpharax609]

Watch a physically unfit man scream for 17 and a half minutes while the government spies on him under the alias of a Wii-sport trainer

[@Emilys_stupid]

Honestly it could be a movie. One very angry man falls in love with a government spy

[@fbiagent5616]

You aren’t wrong

[@ianc8382]

@@Emilys_stupid The second James Bond movie

[@Emilys_stupid]

@@ianc8382 YES

[@chaechae242]

@Engineer Gaming Yep

[@bigsaucy8882]

Never seen anyone simp this hard over a wii fit trainer

[@kccambe]

you edited this comment and it’s still not right

[@bigsaucy8882]

Katy Elizabeth I do not see what u mean

[@kccambe]

@@bigsaucy8882 you sly bastard

[@oliviathegreat6162]

Nahhhh it’s just an thing you keep silent

[@mr.doctorbusiness5110]

datpags

[@emh9647]

“I’m grabbing the ceiling!!!” All of the short people are like “tf that’s possible”

[@ChrisnOut]

Wow I'm offended. Now if you excuse me I'm gonna grab some oreos on the shelf.

[@ChrisnOut]

Um, I can't reach them...

[@eden.5659]

@@ChrisnOut climb like me

[@ChrisnOut]

@@eden.5659 Good thinking.

[@K4R_M4]

Great minds.

[@_alex.j]

*i like how schlatt didn't realize he made the mii 6 years old lol*

[@bashlive_8452]

that is the best pfp i have ever seen

[@ClownHoundII]

He did???

[@sporg9806]

@@ClownHoundII yeah, he made the birthday in 2001 and the wii thought it was 2007

[@ClownHoundII]

@@sporg9806 I didn't even notice.

[@J4AKSTAR]

Holy shit it’s younger, take a gander 6:53

[@willkimel6149]

Top 10 eerie things heard before death “You had your foot down during the exercise, didn’t you”

[@starrymic6588]

The reason this happens is because it doesn't detect all of your weight on one foot. It notices that half of your weight isn't on the board.

[@user-cz9ss4yq4x]

8:30

[@Max200012]

@@starrymic6588 holy shit that's fuckin smart

[@sumbird290]

It gives off some strange duolingo energy and I don't like it

[@TheWither129]

*Fitness isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle*

[@issy7057]

half of schlatt’s humour is just yelling “that’s what they call me!” and i laugh ever time, so i’m not complaining

[@chels_che_7061]

Issy Alma someone needs to make a compilation of all of schlatt’s aliases

[@Plupert]

@@chels_che_7061 it's on his SMP wiki page there's....a lot

[@Jack-sc9cd]

true LULW

[@juzzapm3252]

It’s funny because if anyone else try’s to do it it’s cringey

[@aishwarya4572]

10:00 "My pelvis is straight!" I expect to see that in a "Best of Schlatt 2020" compilation

[@rotcorp6]

god he is so tall and terrifying but i can’t stop watching him

[@ness4966]

“you set your foot down during that exercise, didn’t you” actually terrified me for a minute

[@Frisbeee275]

fuck same😟

[@transcendentalanarchy]

It can literally tell that all his weight wasnt on his left leg

[@SizzlingSausag3]

Fr

[@demyan7233]

Nice Hair Josuke

[@Zorro9129]

@Khaki Shorts ngl that's kinda hot

[@adumb789]

“Why does my life suck?!” -Schlatt, after realizing he has to do yoga in order to do more yoga

[@cedraws463]

No wonder he had a heart attack on the dream smp 😅😂

[@strawberryflavoredvelcro3454]

i laughed too hard at this

[@ItsHeartstruck]

Ohohohono

[@pixelgamelvr]

Being a person who played this as a kid, watching a grown man playing with this makes me feel joy

[@Hailoow]

I love how Schlatt always seems to convince people he's gay in others' videos while in his own videos he tries to convince us he's straight.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

He got that straight pelvis tho

[@ShorkDork]

Shlatt the bi icon

[@disabledpigeon7265]

Purrpawz maybe there’s 2 schlatts one is the crazed homosexual who will go to any lengths to find 10 big hot men and then there’s the straight schlatt who lives alone thinking of video game women all day

[@blackbob1576]

I think jschlatt is hiding things

[@notund-a]

@beansaurora bro have you WATCHED any of the videos with him and wilbur soot? there's so much discussion of gay sex

[@ginikaakpata8829]

“you set your foot down during the exercise didn’t you?” It’s self aware we’re all going to die.

[@sunsetskye483]

Goddamnit

[@sia_sxa]

artificial intelligence is coming for us

[@wouldyourather6105]

It’s not that difficult to register that. As said in other comments it notices when all of your weight isn’t on one foot. Because when you place your foot down the weight on your feet becomes even.

[@sia_sxa]

@@wouldyourather6105 we were just kidding calm down xD

[@frmad9329]

Would lowkey not mind her killing me (I would get to see the dump truck)

[@DJGamingSmash]

Don't you just hate it when your birth is such a massive event that it causes a tragedy the next day?

[@btyn55studios32]

Gojo from JJK be like:

[@kr7492]

14:44 Schlatt: *dying* Her: hello? are you there? PLEASE-

[@lilly3920]

Oh my god, I was so confused as to why his Wii fit age was 20 when that's almost his actual age... It's because the Wii Fit thinks it's 2007. The Wii fit thinks he's a 5'7 6 year old who's morbidly obese.

[@hauntedstorm]

I didn’t even realize until I read this comment.

[@LOWAb]

I CAN'T

[@daisyjoy242]

Your making me question EVERYTHING right know

[@matthewwood690]

I was waiting for him to notice that and I don’t think he did

[@cashewbag]

that makes everything so much funnier LMFAOO

[@Zxios]

the game thought Schlatt was 6 years old, 5'7", and like 180lbs lmao

[@floofypoo6519]

How many genetic fuck ups do you need to carry these stats around

[@floofypoo6519]

irl

[@King_Ky]

@@floofypoo6519 a lot

[@TheShinySnivy]

5 years old actually

[@neverlandjuno1396]

Schlatt is most definitely 6 years old and 5'7". Maybe even 180lbs. Never ask a woman for her weight.

[@abbienicksonx4919]

"this is sick, i can feel my metabolism increasing"

[@notasillyguy]

On camera he looks so short, but in reality he’s so tall.

[@knoodles4062]

on cam he looks tall

[@tragenthomas8942]

Schlatt: “I was born September 10th 2001” Me: “Good to know two national tragedies happened in September of 2001”

[@carterstone6102]

he was actually born in 1999 just so you know

[@Jack-sc9cd]

SARTER CONE 3Head

[@karoshn]

SARTER CONE you had to be that guy huh

[@nyafailure]

LMAOOO

[@mroofity6594]

@SARTER CONE close enough for me

[@breathdream9020]

When the trainer said "you put your foot down didn't you", that shit scared me so much. 12:42

[@sia_sxa]

how did it know

[@cassandracarlton400]

@@sia_sxa it can detect you don’t have all your weight on your one foot

[@gilbertovarela7395]

Cassandra Carlton but he was mean to be on one foot, and he was on one foot. The bot would have no way of seeing if he had his foot down unless she was LITERALLY infront of him. His foot was never on the pad thing so as I said, she would have no way of knowing if he had his foot down.

[@cassandracarlton400]

@@gilbertovarela7395 No it knows because it takes your weight and then can tell if you have all your weight on that one foot you’re supposed to balance on or if you’re putting your foot down to balance some of your weight on it instead.

[@sia_sxa]

i mean it as a joke xD

[@technobeliver2384]

14:18 "are you making me do the hitler salute? " -jschlatt 2020

[@ddoublefeeney7071]

It’s actually kinda scary how good he got the Amy Schumer mii

[@stella5798]

“Simping for wii-fit trainer” -July 2007 amy schume

[@truepinkcheetah3239]

*amy schume Lowercase

[@stella5798]

Friedrich Leuschner ah thank you

[@DurpCake]

Now that you've mastered fit, you are ready for Dance. Just Dance.

[@lils426]

I feel like Just Dance would be absolutely hilarious, but it would be an even bigger mess if the rest of Lunch Club was involved. I cannot imagine Carson or Travis doing any of the dances and I would love to watch nothing more

[@wolfie3748]

liller you just might be onto something

[@spookkoopsspook]

bro i have just dance 2018 and up somebody help idk what to do with all of these just dances

[@lils426]

@@spookkoopsspook just dance

[@spookkoopsspook]

@@lils426 I'll feel pain tho

[@dakotamcquoid6227]

"how did you know, i have parkinsons." oh, schlatt

[@Kiwiuiu]

imagine ranboo trying to walk in schlatts house, he wound legit hit his head lmao

[@angadgrewal9324]

he is only 3 inches taller than him

[@Kiwiuiu]

@@angadgrewal9324 yea but schlatt had to almost duck to get through doorways lol

[@csdanny]

@@Kiwiuiu my question is how short was schlatt’s house-

[@beepain6005]

13:34 "Have I ever told you how hot you are?" "Several times"

[@CrocaHead]

Pahaha

[@HoppingSnake290]

666 I will now float

[@connorwilson3205]

Wouldn’t the Wii think he’s a morbidly obese 6 year old since it thinks it’s July 2007 and he was born in 2001?

[@trucevideos]

Connor Wilson a 5'7" six year old strikes fear into my heart

[@spamacc1873]

As soon as i learned that he immediately became a legit baby in my mind

[@OrangeBarrySanders]

Messiah 7 he wasn’t serious about the date

[@mrwulf2029]

5*

[@blueroses7468]

@@OrangeBarrySanders that's not what they're trying to say though. That's irrelevant. The game is taking his word and the date is 2007 and the date he put for his birth was 2001 so he would be a 5 and a half foot six year old weighing as much as mr. Schlatt

[@hisbiscus.]

Schlatt every 5 minutes: “They call me...” or “THATS WHAT THEY CALL ME”

[@JonnyScrambles]

14:57 Reminds me of this kid I had in school and everyone was told to do this activity but he did almost nothing so when it was done the teacher awarded all the kids except him and this is basically what he did.

[@haill5541]

Alternative title: *"Schlatt tortures himself trying to impress a virtual female"*

[@MikfinityPog]

why would he talk in third person? lol

[@endmybuffering]

Shlimpp

[@moonethealien]

E-simp

[@floofypoo6519]

"Schlatt simps virtual girlfriend on her Onlyfans

[@chadpeugh5627]

Otherwise known as S I M P I N G

[@minnmaxxing6432]

Average term or phrase: *Exists* Schlatt: That’s what they call me

[@pipersage]

i was the 69th like your welcome lmao

[@DiscoManSam]

I'm not regular, I'm steel toe.

[@uhoh7545]

Nice catch

[@SonicFanChris4]

THE WARRIOR

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

_They call me Peanut Arbuckle_

[@chaotica3455]

The fun part is that the wii trainers positive encouragement even when you fail epicly definitely would activate my people pleasing senses and force me to work out ao

[@byrdyboi]

Schlatt: gets a 100 Also Schlatt: *baby throwing intensifies*

[@lilliegreenlaw]

I'm not sure if Schlatt ever realized that by leaving the date as 2007, the Wii thought Amy Schume was only 6 years old.

[@Angel-fl2ee]

It did say 15+

[@lukebartruff2044]

dr frog yeah so it thought she was 6

[@rohinm.]

dr frog yeah, so the console thinks she’s 6 years old.

[@MrDanno]

6 years old, 5 foot 7, and however heavy Schlatt is, not to mention his *timbs*. No wonder it thinks Amy Schume is obese.

[@michaelwytinck9174]

The game was thinking that’s one chunker of a six year old

[@Carsonium]

"You set your foot down. During the exercise didn't you?" Your pelvis privilages have been revoked.

[@youngveggies6558]

Thatshitlegitimatelyscaredme. (Ipulverisedmyspacebarbtw)

[@BabaBooeyRequiem]

I can’t believe Nintendo really bought the Femur Breaker from those guys

[@darkwraithraziel6362]

God I wish wii fit trainer would destroy my pelvis

[@kr7492]

10:13 We actually all simp for her

[@kr7492]

11:14 This will never be unfunny

[@reidderdevanis2508]

"I was born a day before 9/11" Literally less than a minute later: "In 1999 I brutally murdered 7 women with my steel toes" One of these is not true and I don't know which one.

[@awryri]

he was born on 9/10 in 1999

[@Nanokk_]

Shhhhhhhh dont think about it...

[@kitteninabag7402]

Both are true

[@channelname9897]

Both he was born on 9/10 1999

[@funinthesun2441]

@@awryri wow not even a day old and he's already out kicking

[@robinm7sa]

“You set your foot down, didn’t you?” *One day old Schlatt intensifies*

[@pickelrik1405]

@SpEzz # Pics or it didn't happen

[@socksygen]

Are you trying to say that Wii Fit caused 9/11?

[@emmatimmons141]

This is literally 17 minutes of Schlatt sexually harassing the wii fit trainer

[@digornopitza]

"shes got a dumpy" I CAN'T LMAOOO

[@pleb1105]

the real title: schlatt getting praised by a woman for the first time in his life Edit: Don’t lie y’all, minx is getting paid by schlatt’s mom to talk to him so she doesn’t count

[@stephen2231]

Pleb that’s cold

[@VesOnYT]

Female Schlatt stans are shaking rn 😂

[@cocobongo_ow3374]

He was too busy with ten big hot men

[@calvinjoplin2792]

True

[@mateusmohan3233]

You ever seen jschlatt and minx on raj?

[@lolomomario76]

I still can’t fathom that schlatt’s voice comes from that man.

[@jessnicole2774]

none of us can

[@daiz7483]

lolomomario the gaggery when we found out he wasn’t haha fuck guy

[@drew25000]

I totally can, I was there for his face reveal and the first thing I thought was "yeah that makes sense"

[@soupeverywhere9565]

@@drew25000 same, I hear schlatt and all I see is his face

[@bakejell3320]

I’ll

[@somepyromaniac2091]

“I’m grabbing the ceiling” we get it, you’re tall

[@allisonparrish9922]

"Press up on the control pad to view me from the back" "OH THANK GOD THANK GOD"

[@hannahwiiles]

“30, the amount of times amy schumer has ever been funny” that’s a bit generous

[@rosecatse]

@Aimeeisntoffcentredanymore I don't even know you and I can guarantee you've been funny more times than she has

[@thatlazguy]

Amy Schumer? More like, Amy Poomer! That was funnier than Amy Schumer.

[@beefmonstr4644]

ThatLazGuy Dude that was comedy gold compared to what Amy Schumer is capable of

[@gikgukool2086]

Baconthanos she doesn’t even do comedy she just does “parallel thinking”....sure any

[@handheldtiger98mccarville63]

Schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about stealing jokes”

[@LWLProductions]

HandheldTiger98 McCarville “Thinking about raping a guy”

[@syndromesauce5837]

“Thinking about my vagina”

[@pobodysnerfect3034]

“Thinking about training”

[@ok_thats_epic__4317]

“thinkin about being fat”

[@salt8202]

"Thinking about FIT"

[@xenith2397]

I'm a new schlatt watcher and this is the funniest shit ever

[@resouwu162]

Same

[@maxuser7721]

Wait, you're only 19 - 20?! You look like you could be my dad or somethin...

[@blumpet6250]

He was actually born in 1999 so, 21.

[@maxuser7721]

@@blumpet6250 well, he could be already 22 cause you know, It's 2021

[@emilyjames1280]

@@maxuser7721 his birthday is september 10th so he’s 21

[@definitelynotchris]

@@emilyjames1280 way too close to the funny day

[@julia-kv9sd]

alternate title: schlatt trying his hardest to convince everyone he's straight

[@abramo7700]

10 big hot men vs 1 wii fit trainer

[@Dy1an.k]

I mean you know me, im a catholic

[@confs4loona696]

Cake 4life okay

[@catsofawsomeness8058]

Hes dug himself a hole and now hes tryna get outa it

[@sare831]

Alternate title: Schlatt confirms he's not a bottom.

[@frisolaxod3835]

He’s a power bottom

[@yegorgribenuke6853]

@@frisolaxod3835 Hes a power button

[@whoopzitsray]

@@yegorgribenuke6853 he's a power bottom

[@eram1899]

@@frisolaxod3835 Indeed he is.

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

Power bottom

[@katieuwu6816]

9:21 no one: Me: I JUST SPOKE TO TOMMYINIT

[@mads5542]

PLS OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT HAHAHAHAH

[@itzruna9471]

this is literally jschlatt hitting wii fit trainer for 17 minutes and 20 seconds

[@8-bitter]

I'm surprised that he didn't pick the big hot steamy man to help him with his workout.

[@liv8095]

8-Bitter ikr i was thinking that too

[@user-qi2ki3zk9g]

"you set your foot down, DIDN'T YOU?" I was scared for you.

[@beefmonstr4644]

That was genuinely terrifying to me

[@spinfinity9968]

Bro how did she know that

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

Spinfinity 99 The ballance and weight difference

[@kianahuertas1289]

12:44 wtf how did she know that though-

[@thatshort1]

6:48 - because it thinks you’re a 5’7” 5 year old

[@harrisonkleinjan]

I was about to say that

[@JaredGoofball]

Maybe he is. We’ve never seen a birth certificate for the big guy

[@naluvdia]

it seems like schlatt is only straight on his own channel

[@brockmurphy1747]

Gayschlatt

[@jisageek]

Bi at best

[@vantretiredargumentativedu7763]

I'd don't know for sure but I'd have to guess the youtube videos are just behind his twitch streams.

[@jasonpaige06]

Gayschlatt

[@vantretiredargumentativedu7763]

@Miriam Svenson If you don't stop making fun of gay jokes im going to give you a big fat kiss bro.

[@lilysgrosss8742]

“Maybe I’ll get fit for once” maybe by then Charlie will not tackle you and you will have Carson all to yourself

[@paincreatesfame]

I like the way you think 👀

[@mr_hands]

Khaki Shorts He’s talking about the Lunch Club video lol

[@lilysgrosss8742]

Socks-with-sandals man good video

[@xGuardianAngelx]

@@mr_hands yeah and he's referencing the cliche 'training' arc that all shounen anime have

[@mr_hands]

VenomPrimeYT Yeah I know

[@GlitchFade]

I cannot describe the amount of nostalgia that this gives me- I'm very glad to see Schlatt playing this.

[@bird2324]

schlatt scares me because i cannot tell if he is joking or not and it makes me so scared to watch his content

[@gabekiehn3663]

Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about my amazing ab strength”

[@etanduly2498]

Thinking about Amy Schumer

[@oozbunnezZz]

If he dose post that you have the right to sue him

[@worthyedge9307]

@@etanduly2498 Amy schume*

[@deviantaes]

Thinking about aligning my pelvis

[@steve3742]

Thinking about big men.

[@craik9088]

The Schlatt Joke: They call me [Nick Name]. You wanna know why they call me [Nick Name]? Because in [Year] I brutally murdered [Amount] [Type of people] with [Object related to nick Name]

[@worthyedge9307]

I'll start using this format

[@therun7024]

god tier

[@TheeM15]

They call me Wii Fit Trainer : Male. You wanna know why they call me Wii Fit Trainer : Male? Because in 2020 I brutally murdered literally all my calories and fat with Wii Balance Board™.

[@Daniel-gx2eo]

@@TheeM15 LMFAO THIS IS GOLD

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

@@TheeM15 no because calories and fat dont feel pain, it has to be brutal, like 6 crying orphans

[@The-EJ-Factor]

The Wii fit+ games as a kid were actually so fun to me. I especially remember the obstacle course one.

[@madsbertelsen1428]

8:12 “Oh this is sick. I feel my metabolism increasing” 😂😂

[@ThebigNut]

Theory: schlatts father treated him just like he treated the Wii baby and now he wears timbs and now the baby wears timbs *the cycle continues*

[@jeff9596]

Schlatt gonna go jogging on February 23, 2020 😳😳😳

[@lloccsss]

Yes

[@ay-leck1369]

*t i m b s*

[@bobcat_named_bob]

*t* *i* *m* *b* *s*

[@lowpolyrender612]

T I M B S

[@Koko-wl1mm]

This is the straightest Schlatt has ever acted. edit: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES 0-o

[@Danny-mw7uh]

lesbian schlatt

[@trash5159]

Bruh why this is so accurate xd

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@Danny-mw7uh this... makes weird sense especially that, from what I could gather from his vods, like prolly 70% of his audience are lesbians *with a weird, defying any sense and logic crush on him* lmao

[@uhoh7545]

@@panonymousbloom5405 8:52

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@uhoh7545 ? You asking me or?

[@charli4960]

ive had a wii fit since before i was born and it’s honestly one of the strangest ways i’ve ever played a video game

[@aidantony5313]

Schlatt is the only person to pronounce sentient as "sen-shint"

[@Holl0-001]

Legitimately died when the Wii fit trainer called him out for putting his foot down

[@anviil1417]

Swordartboy 23 R.I.P

[@fbi8006]

Wii Fit is watching

[@thatdudeoverthere5459]

“I suck at sports” - Jschlatt, the owner of a Wii balance board the man said it

[@BarFleyes]

15:43 The ape when he sees me walking up to him with bananas and peanuts:

[@glitchyboi3366]

10:47 Roll Credits

[@thebeanman8204]

Alternate title: Schlatt finds the quickest way to get buff so he can impress 10 big hot men

[@TrutiTru]

If you cannot have the big hot men, BECOME THE BIG HOT MEN

[@gamingtime1794]

@@TrutiTru he will do mitosis to replicate himself 10 times

[@zachrobinson8357]

It’s for the female wii fit trainer so he can assist in meiosis and make 10 big hot men with the wii fit trainer.

[@broisyougobbling]

He wants to get those 10 big hot men fucking with big men fucking all over

[@enzeeaech3423]

Sometimes I forget how actually tall Schlatt is and it honestly scares me when I see it.

[@kinggupta2689]

6'3" isn't scarily tall

[@enzeeaech3423]

King Gupta it is when you’re 5’7

[@kinggupta2689]

@@enzeeaech3423 Well Ted's 6'4" lmao

[@enzeeaech3423]

King Gupta yes and

[@kowalskianalyse7743]

@@kinggupta2689 that's a big teddy bear

[@jadapeterson6746]

“i’m grabbing the ceiling” that’s definitely not a sentence i hear everyday.

[@eggmon420]

Schlatt, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know that Timbs are Juhg Koops favourite shoes. 💕

[@Alexio0202]

Tomorrow: "thinking about the female wii fit trainer"

[@emanuelsoto6029]

Tbh who isnt

[@FoolishFenk]

Thinking about the yoga trainer in my basement

[@d3fu1t]

Nah its gonna be "thinking about Amy Schume" or "thinking about getting fit"

[@fishsticklord5147]

Nah nah this is gayschlatt. He’s thinking about the male wii fit trainer.

[@outtolunch1310]

d3fu1t m3m3s yeah, I agree.

[@ummitsaubs]

Hearing Schlatt say “coochie” just ruined my whole day

[@snipemic9879]

LMAOOO

[@EnderSheeper]

It made mine.

[@noe4284]

It genuinely took 10 years off my life.

[@sylviebird]

I had a visceral reaction to hearing that and now it feels like some one etched into my left earlobe

[@humairaa226]

hearing schlatt say "they call me the foot man" just ruined my whole day.

[@EdonClark]

Dude really be only 6 months older then me and look like he's already been divorced twice.

[@emmalandsaw7022]

Schlatt forgot that the wii fit still thinks its 2007. It thinks he's 6... 6 years old, 5'7, and over 100lbs

[@alanna-maryquinn1193]

I would just like to say that that "20" in Wii fit age years would have been much higher if the Wii didn't think Schlatt was literally six years old.

[@amayahampton8810]

“You put your foot down didnt you?” Sclatt: *wut*

[@nathanfielderfan111]

SCLATT LMAOFOAHEWJBWJDBWJDKAOD

[@finleyschubach]

i used to play wii fit everyday after school when i was eight and my high score on the ski jump is 336

[@em4six348]

8:46 cracked me the hell up.

[@pinkcurlyface5996]

Never in my whole life have I seen someone struggle with wii fit this much

[@washedupartist4211]

Lmao you've never seen my dad play

[@lokineverdies7775]

Never in my whole life have I seen someone play wii fit

[@lostaccount8222]

You haven’t seen me play

[@mono.phobia6257]

You think he's bad you should check out Poofesure

[@franciss2529]

_"What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?"_ Schlatt: 15:47

[@webbmerriam6984]

4:08

[@capy197]

*fucking destorys it* LET'S GOOOO

[@Detective_asparagus]

Bro imagine you’re being murdered, and before your vision fades, you hear, “You set your foot down during that exercise, didn’t you?”

[@evan7033]

THERE HE IS! THATS MY FAVOURITE WHITE BOY

[@dylanjiron8660]

schlatt: i was born on september 10th, 2001, one day before the great accident also schlatt: in 1999 i brutally murdered seven women with my steel-toed timberlands

[@Luck-qy9gj]

Everyone: doom and animal crossing Schlatt: LETS GET FIT

[@Bennieboy918]

I dunno seems like DOOM to me

[@epic7824]

Wii thicc Boys

[@tj.mcmaster]

Schlatt quit being a streamer to be a professional fitness instructor

[@mysticalshield7638]

Honestly these are the games we need

[@FrumpDump]

@@Bennieboy918 rip and balance

[@FormulaFanboy]

Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.

[@heytooookooookon9574]

Do what?

[@alexandersmith4687]

i've just realised that the game thinks he's five years old...