THE GOD OF WII PING PONG

Kim conquers the resort
Edited by Schlatt + Condifiction: / elusivecrawfish
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Wuhu Island has so many things to do, there's never a dull moment; a dozen activities await visitors - Archery, Frisbee, Basketball, Cycling, Canoeing, Power Cruising, Table Tennis, Air Sports, Bowling, Swordplay, Golf and Wakeboarding. The activities use the precision controls of the Wii MotionPlus accessory to help players come much closer to the physical reality of engaging in the actual sports; every real-world action, whether it's a perfect drive on the fairway or a slice off the course, is meant to be faithfully replicated. Each activity has multiple fun challenges designed to keep visitors coming back for more; basketball players might compete in a three-point shootout or jump into a three-on-three pickup game; archery enthusiasts must aim for the bull's-eye across ever-increasing distances and obstacles. Different activities use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk controllers in different ways; for example, hold the Wii Remote like a paddle in Canoeing, while in Cycling they use both arms to pedal with the two controllers; the Wii MotionPlus accessory picks up every nuance of motion and translates it onto the TV screen.

[@kieranr6703]

I never realized this before but Schlatt barely looks at the camera when he is talking and instead looks at his monitor, most likely to make sure his prisoners are behaving. I dunno just something I was curious about.

[@octo8116]

i mean you cant have the clones escaping

[@stardustmonkey4302]

He's checking to make sure his 10 big hot steamy men don't escape

[@spookyman5ever]

i think it may be instinctual because he is used to streaming with no face cam lol he is probably *actually* making sure his slaves arent rebelling

[@ron9365]

@@stardustmonkey4302 big hot steamy sweaty moist men

[@paranime13]

He's probably reading a script

[@aron1089]

"He's got the Tik Tok hair" - jchlatt talking about Kim Jun Un

[@asphaltshingles8594]

kim is his last name. It's obviously not his "last name," but it is his family name. In Korean and other languages, their family name is given first rather than last.

[@ohpahn]

@@asphaltshingles8594 haha he name jong un kim

[@Kangahrooo]

opan imagine your friends with him “hey jong how u doing”

[@ohpahn]

@@Kangahrooo "YOO it's my main man JONG how you been my guy?

[@jime9017]

I love shlatt trying to figure out what a fishing rod is

[@smolbean5325]

And he just went fishing, unimpressed

[@jime9017]

Nolan I shate shont shant shattttt... I’ll get there eventually

[@Fiereizza]

Schatt

[@Fiereizza]

Oh I see what he means at 8:03 he doesn't know what he is using.

[@chrysostomos195]

Not fishing rod blind person seeing stick

[@Nepustus]

As if schlatt couldn't be more of an alpha male specimen, he rolls in with the curly hair

[@iztmsn]

he got the wilbur soot hair

[@NovicetechGames]

His hair is sooty because in 1999...

[@-Sinderella]

@@NovicetechGames he brutally ripped off wilburs hair, shaved his own off and just used super glue to stick Wilburs onto his head

[@samsonite8790]

An alpha? You underestimate his being, he has transcended his mortal vessel and attained an existence far beyond human reckoning..

[@NotFrogBox]

This is what my grandfather did when he got a Wii for Christmas, he made racist and sexist remarks towards Wii figures. RIP Grandpa

[@awfullysomething]

Rip to your grandpa but I'm different

[@totoshmeeg8607]

not the only one homie

[@SnakeGames678]

We’ve all called Matt the n word at least once

[@plorgus9293]

“Thinkin about grandpa”

[@sammysalmon6923]

RIP your grandfather

[@pipersage]

"They call me Katniss Everdeen" "They call me Shaky Jones" "They call him Dennis Rodman" "They call me Balls of Fury"

[@DirtySoulsTV]

You forgot, "they call me Inspector Gadget"

[@thegreengoblin3198]

And “blades” but that wasn’t from a wii video

[@pipersage]

@@DirtySoulsTV ah yes of course

[@pipersage]

@@thegreengoblin3198 they call me b l a d e s

[@carazy123_]

He is a man of many names

[@julianivkovich6222]

-"Kim#6969" Kim Jong-un's father died at the age of 69.

[@hackman4351]

N i c e

[@guyfieri4017]

Why do you have a DanTDM meme as your pfp?

[@sibbsy7778]

And now you have 69 likes

[@bucket796]

Dude that's actually a discord account omfg I added it

[@itskate6957]

@@sibbsy7778 now it’s at 420

[@jacquelineprevost4669]

5:00 Schlatt: *whips out gun Wii remote attachment, " Are Wii going to have a problem?"

[@ligood]

You got a bone to pick?

[@KeAishaReads]

@@ligood you’ve come so far

[@NoahHalfSquid]

You better switch up that attitude * pulls out joycon grenade *

[@Yourlocalbush]

@@KeAishaReads why now are you D: I’d normally slap your face off

[@Mis0beef]

PisSTAL

[@keitatsutsumi]

Imagine that “creepy Wyoming guy” is actually some good hearted 11 year old

[@PeachDragon_]

Poor child

[@phanterratic]

bullshit, wyoming isn't real

[@rzzd]

wyoming ? whats that

[@valentine4966]

that was brutally stabbed 19 times in the forest

[@jemberlou]

Wyoming? You mean the chunk error?

[@bigstupid783]

Schlatt shouldn’t have opened the box it didn’t have sticky note with a smiley face or any British candy

[@notusingthischannelanymore904]

Big stupid yeah he should of gotten it from Wyoming or else it’s cursed his house is probably infested with demons now

[@chloebanana2144]

Exactly lol

[@brainimpediment]

if it doesnt have candy then it isnt worthy of being opened

[@notusingthischannelanymore904]

caff shhh they were paid actors for schlatt’s channel

[@chaoticentityq9974]

It has to come from the nice person from [redacted chunk error] to be worth opening

[@FINNKNOB]

I’m surprised this is even monetised considering he said “I brutally murdered 5 people back in 1999” 😂

[@bing_septic_the_noodle_41]

KZbin already knows Schlatt to well XD

[@what_the338]

It probably helps that he was born after 1999 lol

[@nathan9901]

@@what_the338 LOL

[@salah-ib2cd]

@@what_the338 he was born in 1999

[@BratisIava]

oddly specific date because of the bombing of yugoslavia (i know he was born in 1999)

[@justswift5369]

"I'm very familiar with baseball bats, you know why? Because I brutally murdered five people with one back in 1999" The man sounds familiar, but I can't quite put my slaughter behind it.

[@sophiepollak9514]

I let out one very loud "HA"

[@imarson_404_2]

I’m not sure why either! *hums it’s been so long*

[@chaoticentityq9974]

My mind is going purple thinking about who the guy is

[@sophiepollak9514]

I was confused by this, so I went to my friend Will for help. I said, " *Will, I am* so lost *aft* who this could be? There's a *ton* of questions that follow it." (Yeah I know this is a stretch but I tried)

[@purplrpimple]

Purple schlatt

[@R4de]

At the end of this wii series he will have the biggest collection of wii accessories in the world

[@Nuclear.D.Vivian]

The largest assortment of foreign candy

[@distanced]

That was the goal all along

[@thebeanman8204]

And all of them are pieces of plastic that don’t alter the game experience at all

[@rhenum8084]

He'll probably just fucking break em all

[@bobmarley5651]

Scott the Woz would like to differ

[@georgebeblo7009]

It's almost like Schlatt is trying to get on Kim's hit list

[@mitchrodriguez5645]

iB3bs seems like it

[@sec6059]

I don't think so, he was complimenting him the whole video!

[@tyisafk]

tbh I'd let Kim hit me

[@kateberlyy]

My name is Kim and I got so confused for a second

[@Nocron]

I have successfully become like 1k

[@abiallen560]

i absolutely adore when schlatt isn't wearing jt cap. dont get me wrong, the yankees hat is iconic and all, but his hair is so adorable

[@yoonglie]

yes it’s very floofy

[@J4s._.b33]

Ikr

[@mxkl4463]

@@yoonglie juhg koop profile pic

[@cadebeck4894]

Missed out on calling yourself “Schlattniss Everdeen” with the archery

[@kirakildal8816]

i think it would be funny to post something like “schlatt in the community section tomorrow:” yes yes that would be very funny

[@railheim]

thinking about schlatt in the community tab tomorrow

[@defectivepikachu4582]

hmm yes you have entered the comedy zone hmmm

[@sammysalmon6923]

yes

[@Widen2wo]

Yes haha comedy out of ten thank you for the reddit gold, kind stranger

[@jananeethling4661]

@@sammysalmon6923 how are you everywhere my dude

[@xXHothead126Xx]

It's a nice change having the Schlatt-Cam. I have a mental image of whenever he's yelling and it's nice to know it's just about the same.

[@josephkony3993]

Schlatt-Cam video quality is suspiciously good

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

Hello fellow cactus

[@gmh2817]

Having jschlatt reminding us about each of his MIIs is like the anime opening of each video

[@Nixahma]

Schlatt, rolling up to an archery tournament with a shotgun: hey guys what’s going on

[@cecepho]

I’m starting to think these aren’t live anymore...

[@koenmoon922]

To be fair, Schlatt's parkinson disease causes "difficulty thinking and understanding" and ""confusion in the evening hours." He might be forgetting to turn on the camera.

[@demonslayer4xxxx136]

Some Birdie damn bro I think that’s like, the joke or something

[@howtobaconreal2167]

As much as I enjoy these videos, i do miss the streams

[@Blue24675]

@@rake300 Sadly no.

[@justalex2316]

@brojob 999 (nice name) He probably got burned out from streaming as it is a lot of effort to do

[@chilliadistudios]

Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: “Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow:”

[@trishugnish]

“Schlatt in the reply tab tomorrow”

[@adianasaucedo2505]

"Thinking about Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow."

[@bunniipopp1901]

Thinking about you thinking about schlatt in the community tab tomorrow

[@ryanmohr563]

Thinking about you thinking about him thinking about Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow

[@Ian-qm1gz]

"Thinking schlatt tommorow community about tab in."

[@Sp00py298]

I love how PERSONALLY OFFENDED Schlatt is when the ball gets stolen from him

[@jessevanhook3521]

I like to imagine that Schlatt played all these wii sports games in one sitting without sleep. It brings out the insanity trapped not so deep within

[@Herobrine2480]

“Thinking about being a ruthless dictator”

[@robng9064]

About being killed by the korean governament

[@Herobrine2480]

Roby 7001 lmao

[@woodcarverwarrior4life]

not funny NOOB

[@Herobrine2480]

@@woodcarverwarrior4life Oi, oi oi oi, oi OI OIIII.

[@Dudeburge]

Dead* ruthless leader

[@Merit1]

When you watched the podcast and realized schlatt low balled the guy for this high tech equipment

[@hockeylake7219]

And the sweatshirt

[@Tsumera2038]

Schlatt talking to the seller after insulting them with his alt account: "Wow, that last customer sure was mean to you. I'll give you $10 instead of that measly $7 the last guy offered you, kind sir."

[@keythrow1371]

The many sweatshirts

[@Jasper-qs4mz]

Snae

[@fergussanghera6916]

Omfg I just realised

[@annettehasnas7002]

damn his sweatshirts just do not miss

[@Jack-ok7su]

know where to get it?

[@CarolinaGarcia-ph3vi]

schlatt, the god of Wii Fishing, is confused by a Wii Fishing rod

[@commaspace2196]

"Three accuracy-based games" Said Jschlatt, a man with Parkinson's

[@sammysalmon6923]

yes

[@aerodynamo4874]

@@sammysalmon6923 yes

[@swoops8659]

@@aerodynamo4874 yes

[@privateplum6194]

@@swoops8659 yes

[@avengerofthedead142]

@@privateplum6194yes

[@CaiobaFg]

Jschlatt is slowly turning himself into Poofesure.

[@gabrielphinney9736]

Caio Freire Gusatti he just needs to play tomodachi life next😅

[@teejay9189]

No idea who that is

[@mommymari]

@@teejay9189 he plays a bunch of Wii games and rages at them, he broke his TV once

[@ExpectedAs]

hell yeah

[@xGuardianAngelx]

Does he have a toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside?

[@derekmonroy4782]

“They call me shaky jones..” Mama: NO NO NO, DO NOT SHAKE THE BOW!

[@dorischarlet4035]

I- how did Schlatt not realize that was a fishing rod? He literally did the casting motion...

[@goonie_j]

Schlatt: *does archery with a wii gun* *sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening.*

[@jakobhoward2287]

Love the top gear reference

[@thomasardizzone531]

International buffoons vacation "Sometimes I think my genius generates gravity"

[@realpv_aka_vp]

*Parry this you filthy casual*

[@user-ym4rx2sl5o]

Shows up to archery contest with a 50 cal Sniper

[@defectivepikachu4582]

its the minecraft bow practice

[@carolynbfarhie3185]

Nobody: Schlatt chossing the white guy to play archery the black guy to play basketball and the asian to play ping pong

[@ezradreed]

Schlatt’s goals are beyond our understanding

[@rew4778]

Schlatt is my favorite racist

[@dittos-]

schlatt: *starts playing wii games* everyone: * profusely sweats as they start putting all their wii games on ebay*

[@rebbyblooms]

"Posted 20 seconds ago" *one dislike* Hater got that post notify

[@glennbaday8665]

probably the Wyoming guy

[@krynyxx]

Probably a fan of kim Jong un

[@skullz0up116]

Probably Kim Jong un

[@skootski7569]

Probably Obama

[@cjhoop2tpfan841]

probably

[@MarcelineJellyBean]

I feel bad if anyone has that discord tag. They're gonna be bombarded with friend requests asking if they're dead or not.

[@sammysalmon6923]

yes

[@evangramp1463]

There is someone with that tag

[@astralangeldragon6725]

Sky_CW my student number ends In 69 and so does my Locker number

[@madelynnhunt1859]

I love how he breaks everything he just bought lmao

[@xxstinker69]

“Minnesota, my favorite place to be.” That didn’t age very well.

[@korbinramirez5368]

Is this some American joke I'm too Filipino to understand -Me

[@tertiaryconsumer9291]

I can't even imagine how many scratches the floor of schlatt's room has from throwing shit.

[@SnailMan63]

He has a layer of c* m to protect from scratches

[@tertiaryconsumer9291]

@@SnailMan63 ay, too far man. I mean, he's a father for christ's sake.

[@SnailMan63]

TertiaryConsumer He is a family man. He’d never betray Stalin or Kim Jong Un.

[@Jesus_3232]

“I’m never going to be intimidated by a man named cole” when he did fencing as queen liz he got scared by cole

[@cole33]

Exactly, what a pussy

[@Jesus_3232]

Edgar Barreto how old Is who

[@colegrebner8088]

cole * preach

[@ColeTheBroMCIsDank]

I felt bad up until I read this

[@colevs1]

Yea who does this "jschlatt" guy think he is

[@thegrandpuuba4156]

only reason i came back was for "THEY CALL HIM THE BREAD BOY"

[@_emmbur_1453]

Team peeta

[@phil6217]

1:46 when he said "going around in the news" for a second I thought it was gonna be anderson cooper

[@cacoopes]

I loved he immediately realized he pogged, like he felt the muscles in his mouth go in such a way that he already knew he made the famous twitch emote.

[@michaelchristopher4227]

if he ever streams again i hope to see that emote

[@ron9365]

jschloggers

[@lizzicanavan5995]

My favorite thing is to click on the vid and read the comments saying “tomorrow he’s gonna say thinking about......” to try and learn what the vid is about, I’ve never gotten it right lmao

[@IAreBean]

I like seeing the text post the next day and trying to decipher what the previous day video was Because I'm never up to date with YT

[@spec7501]

Shlatts vast intellect is not dechiperable in anyway and any attempt to understand his infinite wisdom leads to insanity to the highest order.

[@emmaneidigh3793]

I tried adding the discord... It's a real discord.

[@nprnilk]

Logan: The Defense juhg koop: The Offense Kim: The one who takes all the credit

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Once Schlatt and Matt meets, it's a battle that will shake the heavens

[@MinecraftManager]

fuck the heavens bruh. it'll shake the celestialsapiens

[@knowbodyhere3966]

Wii'll

[@mac_II]

"Would you let Kim run your country" Yeah, he's the best we've got: 50% No, he's kinda cringe: 50%

[@ethanelc6331]

mac_II a nation divided

[@smokestack534]

No he's kek

[@sammysalmon6923]

yes

[@krazysamurai]

the duality of man

[@calmchugh2601]

"They call me Shaky Jones" and that's why he never became a brain surgeon

[@Elle-qv1gv]

9:59 JUNG KOOP GOT HIS ANKLES BROKEN MY GUY

[@FlyingHoovesEquestrian]

LMAO 💀

[@kirkoli9701]

10:47 are we going to ignore Mat stalking his prey

[@hioyua650]

Oh no

[@robng9064]

Oh heck

[@sammysalmon6923]

yes

[@aerodynamo4874]

@@sammysalmon6923 yes

[@_Tirpitz_]

“Stupid ass name Cole” after that, I was feeling a little bit worse about myself Edit: If you actually feel bad about it, then look inside yourself and ask “why are you feeling bad about what someone on the internet said about your name?” Then proceed to feel good about yourself.

[@Vexiad]

I like the name Cole

[@thepinkbucket6250]

USS Cleveland if my name was USS Cleveland and my profile picture was an anime character I’d feel pretty bad about myself too

[@thrian4617]

The Pink Bucket you really did it to em

[@soiledcats808]

The Pink Bucket you have a pink bucket with the letter T on it-

[@thepinkbucket6250]

Acidic Melon T, P, and B. It’s also satirical

[@firepowder]

It's been a while since we've heard from the Wyoming guy, hope he's okay

[@parxiessuck5897]

yo swag pfp

[@twolegmike]

someone needs to make a compilation of every time schlatt's said "they call me (insert whacky name here)"

[@tave4477]

never before has one man irl pogged so many times within such a short period

[@loganstevens6313]

How did I know that as soon as Schlatt said “a topical mii” I knew that it was gonna be Kim Jong Un?

[@sammysalmon6923]

yes

[@x-helius6414]

Yes

[@image_not_uploaded]

yes

[@tpwk9118]

i laughed way too hard when the fishing rod extended like 20 feet when he used it 😭😭

[@JustASleepySloth]

I love the fact that people refer to the rubber casing around the Wii remote as a condom

[@fancyLD]

When he said “and logan who doesn’t do much of anything” I really resonated with that

[@logna3409]

Me too man, me too.

[@loganmiller3167]

It really hurt me

[@loganabaldo2945]

Same

[@gtPacheko]

Yeah same. Wait my name is Gustav.

[@MisterCommentary1]

Jschlatt: Carson you know what they call me? Carson: What do they call you? Jschlatt: They call me the god of Wii Ping Pong

[@samcolvett6752]

They call him the PVP God Ping Versus Pong

[@theyhategwa]

@@samcolvett6752 They call him blades

[@heldenhonig6505]

Shakey jones Inspector gadget

[@4xakaza_44]

They call him the God of Wii

[@CORF.]

They call him Jackie Robinson’s Golden Boys

[@patrykkrol6456]

4:24 You can literally see the hole for the cord.

[@Nova-nd5ff]

I never thought I’d get Hunger Games spoilers from Jschlatt playing Wii Sports

[@unfriendlyleaf6423]

hey schlatt , I think we’re all appreciative that you’re posting on such a consistent basis, especially while we’re all quarantined! thank you mr businessman

[@jabot9254]

shlatt

[@unfriendlyleaf6423]

Jabot925 you saw NOTHING

[@Hexamath]

@@unfriendlyleaf6423 I saw nothing but I heard something alright.

[@Mxtthew24]

He legitimately seems to be having a hell of a time

[@jadapeterson6746]

something about schlatt being oddly good at archery just makes sense.

[@neb_media]

“They call him Dennis Rodman” Me realizing that Dennis and Kim are like best friends

[@tdel-ws5vk]

Benjamin Oloteo they call him Jimmy Butler

[@kam2894]

i’m not that far in the vid but i assume that was the joke

[@saragoubeir6822]

Schlatt tomorrow: “ive been thinking about small balls lately”

[@yom1rose789]

If he keeps thinking about small balls small hot men are gonna kidnap him

[@ChrisB-25]

@@yom1rose789 HOT STEAMY MEN MMMMM

[@yom1rose789]

Cosmic Gamer mmmm they call me owner of steamy hot men

[@selarone]

"That thing just extended to 20 foot long" Thats what she said -Smolkek 2021

[@cloud_bl3h796]

“They call me katniss everdeen” holy shit I just lost my mind 😂

[@StitchFunkoPop]

Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: thinking about how much money I spend on wii products

[@trey6555]

thinking about kim

[@WolfBornYT]

Wrong Opinion thinking about Kim jong un

[@alpine3931]

I’m now waiting for the “thinking about Kim Jong Un” feed post

[@tdel-ws5vk]

Alex Pineo you were right

[@buranoskyr]

Disagree

[@buranoskyr]

@@tdel-ws5vk BRA

[@U9DATE]

7:39 That’s what she said.

[@yenkiwong7980]

hey man, this is my first time watching you, and I find you to be really genuine and funny:]

[@joshyoung9970]

“Thinking about the Korean Institute of Minnesota”

[@LoveSlippingAway]

they call him smoke stack

[@creathechiboi]

And that’s all they’ve ever called him

[@ohpahn]

жажажажажажа

[@madisonjones8794]

they call him the power plant

[@sarahpetak2077]

They call him 50 nic

[@kyndsiwasek8499]

some of this out of context would concern quite a few neighbors

[@Fernisawake]

11:25 fucking dream team Ah yes my favorite minecraft youtubers Juhg koop logan and kim jong un

[@skitscreations902]

“And last, but not least- he is short and stout.”

[@kolton3191]

“Bata bing Bata boom, its Kim Jong Un”-Schlatt 2020

[@aspenn.]

As someone from Minnesota, I have literally never heard of the Korean Institute of Minnesota. What the fuck is that.

[@phia._.]

As a fellow Minnesotan I have absolutely no fucking clue.

[@victorystar0360]

You should do more of these they are super funny and i miss them :)

[@cryojudgement2376]

Unfortunately schlatt killed himself after this episode, he shot himself 3 times in the back of the head, he left a note apologizing to north Korean supreme leader Kim Jong un in broken English. 😞 Edit: thank you guys for the likes this is the most I've ever got- jk you thought.

[@lewisbaitup6352]

F

[@yungbruh7441]

The coroners thought it was somebody else who did it but apparently some large Korean man bribed them and they instantly changed the cause of death to suicide.

[@patrickenos7206]

i know its so sad, i just cant believe he shot himself three times in the back of the head then threw the gun out the window

[@yungbruh7441]

Patrick Enos apparently he hit it with a baseball bat while bleeding out

[@Garbag3Disp0sal]

F

[@jakeamato6177]

I think I have a list of things that could be in the community tab tomorrow: "thinking about Katniss Everdeen" "thinking about the bread boy" "thinking about the interview" "thinking about 1999" "thinking about how bad Logan is at basketball" "thinking about Charlie Sheen"

[@turqu0iseskull]

Thinking about ringing a bell

[@br4054]

Thinking about the Supreme Leader Thinking about stupid ass Cole

[@cactusbread2215]

"Thinking about Kim Jong Un"

[@logandewindt1017]

I’m not that bad at basketball :(

[@crustyyams327]

Thinking about my sternoclydomastoid

[@oneirataxia3103]

Fun fact: it’s impossible to breathe while smiling Did you know that you look amazing when you smile 🥺 I love you okay. Please don't give up. Even if you think that no one loves you. I love you even if I don't know you. Well, I do know that you're an amazing person whos just going through a really rough patch. I do know that you're a caring person who puts others happiness before yours I know that your faking being happy to make sure that no one worries about you because you're a selfless person (and if you're not faking being happy its because you've been faking for so long that you can't keep it up anymore) I love you so much and my whole world and heaps of people that you didn't think cared about you worlds will shatter and their lives will never be the same again if you give up So please don't give up It will get better I promise 💕 I have been through this time and I even thought about killing myself but I pushed through it and I am so glad I did. My life only got better and I and now that happiest I have ever been Life may seem like its never going to get better but I promise you its will and I can promise that you are going to be so glad that you didn't give up Just thought I would remind you that I love you once more okay 💞♡ please copy this and spread it around. People need to hear this 🙃

[@autumnsorenson8973]

Love the series

[@friend7002]

Every video, his hair... it *grows* Edit: okay, I never make edits to my comments, however after this comment got more attention than it needed, I feel like it’s necessary to say that I wrote this at 3AM and I have absolutely no recollection of making this comment. Please, I know that our hair grows I swear

[@deanna697]

f r i e n d thats was hair, d o e s

[@chiiborg]

hair g r o w

[@friend7002]

Deanna12345 How do

[@friend7002]

Deanna12345 haïr

[@friend7002]

Deanna12345 ooooh

[@MeiSoBaby]

This video made me so happy . Thx

[@mantacid1221]

I love that the wholesome Wyoming guy is part of the channel lore now. Imagine he shows up again.

[@romiep6061]

Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about balls

[@Yurinarytracked]

That's Schlatt every day

[@judestephens6923]

He’s collecting all of the wii parts to the wii infinity gauntlet. HE WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL KZbinR OF ALL TIME. AND BE FINALLY OUT OF DEBT

[@nancyf4967]

He already broke half of them though lol

[@coolsk8r]

Wiinfinity gauntlet

[@bestgamer08]

what about nicroveda and poofesure

[@lovrboy670]

Your crew neck game is soooo on point

[@parkermorgan6890]

these give me so much joy

[@itschilly7919]

schlatt: holding a fishing rod also schlatt: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!?! GO FISHING?????

[@DrdrGames]

I just learned JSchlatt is younger than me and I made a shocked picachu face.

[@FinexYT]

Dylan Palmer “i just pogged- i just pogged in real life”

[@Blue_910]

How old is he? I’ve seen people say 17,18, and 20

[@DrdrGames]

ItzBlu He’s 18, I’m 19

[@sasquatchanbearhunter]

@@DrdrGames He's actually 20

[@DrdrGames]

Sasquatchan Bearhunter Oh damn I think you’re right, that’s what his famous birthdays says. I had looked at trendcelebsnow.com and it said he was born Sept 10 2001 but that’s probably wrong then.

[@cameroncourt3871]

This is the video I needed to see

[@laurend.5925]

“pat, enemy’s of matt” that shouldn’t be this funny to me

[@JordanGilbert69]

10:47 Matt is just watching ominously in the background.

[@heknowswherefranceis4838]

I love how, as soon as I clicked on this video, 1 second into watching it, I get a notification saying that my grades have dropped. This is truly the power of Schlatt.

[@cultist_npc]

bro watcj rick and morty amd your're grades will ski rocket

[@arsony1775]

@@cultist_npc should we really be taking advice from someone who spells it "ski rocket" instead of skyrocket??

[@Cruxin]

@@arsony1775 you can't be fucking serious

[@cultist_npc]

@@arsony1775 bru trut me, i wach 50 seasons o rick and morty i know wat i talk

[@deleteme4203]

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