THE GOLDEN MIC SUPERCUT (If I Were You Podcast Compilation)

Every single Golden Mic/Turdy bit on the If I Were You podcast. Contains excerpts from episodes 379 to 544.
Yes I'm sleep deprived, thanks for asking.
All right belong to Jake and Amir and Headgum. Please don't sue me Marty, I'll gladly take the turdy if I have to.
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[@wesspect]

“Since you’re creating shit. Drum up another fake trophy and give it to me” Bad move Blumenfeld

[@jimmibrown]

It's such a joy to listen to this as I end my life inside this humble Starbucks

[@incog.nyto.]

I think the Starbucks is gonna close before you finish listening to this

[@makinglifecolourful]

Don’t forget the Trenta ice water

[@elliotkeil6063]

She’s expensive for a coffee house but she is true. And I do think @incognyto deserves the turdy for inspiring this…suicide of us for lack of a better term. Yeah I really think that’s absolutely a turdy on the day.

[@coopernoble6139]

Guys like Tram Hamburger just don’t have a chance around here

[@arkmaphar]

@@makinglifecolourful It's an ice water they have to give it to you for free!

[@HalzyonMC]

I'd just like to thank Amir for reading my email incorrectly on episode 492. It said "you both deserve a golden mic for that" but he read it as me asking for one. And now I am the proud recipient of a commemorative golden mic. It may not be the real deal, but it's better than anything Amir has. I'm chuffed, cheesed, and honored.

[@incog.nyto.]

Wow, look at us two commemorative golden mic recipients here just being humble about it. It's more than an honor to meet you sir ; it's a privilege.

[@HalzyonMC]

@@incog.nyto. The honor is all mine! Actually.... The honor is all Amir's. For having the opportunity to bask in our, and more importantly Jake's, glory.

[@jmyers112]

that's a turdy

[@DeeDoubleYous]

This deserves a golden mic. And by acknowledging that I also deserve a golden mic.

[@incog.nyto.]

That's a turdy for giving out so many golden mics at once. Besmirching the awards name? Tacky at best.

[@DeeDoubleYous]

@@incog.nyto. Nooo! Not the Turdy!

[@plumbum1506]

ive watched this in its entirety maybe 5 or 6 times, golden mic for you for this baller comp and one for me for being so humble as to not take it first but to give one out

[@incog.nyto.]

Self-awarding golden mics is an automatic turdy my dude

[@plumbum1506]

@@incog.nyto. well i gave it to you first then was given the golden mic for being so honorable

[@incog.nyto.]

@@plumbum1506 turdy number two for you

[@callumstubley9265]

Putting all these clips in a big compilation like this... It's a little desperate. It's tacky. You get the Turdy for this. And, now that I think about it, me calling you out like this, defending the honour of my fellow commenters... Golden Mic for me. Honoured, humbled, chuffed and cheesed.

[@incog.nyto.]

no fucking way

[@grobertson9]

4 and a half hours of one joke... and I loved every second of it!

[@incog.nyto.]

This supercut only got 50k views? .... that's all I deserve for this - for a lack of a better term - masterpiece I produced? (Thanks for watching folks, sincerely

[@CapitalExpression]

This compilation really makes it look like the whole podcast is just Jake slowly emotionally abusing Amir

[@incog.nyto.]

I mean it literally is that.

[@becomingachristian]

Amir has more than earned it.

[@nivekeryas]

does it even count as abuse if it's a chipmunk

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

@@nivekeryas good point, it's more pest control in this case. Vermin extermin, rodent erodent

[@joeyknuckles2721]

0:16 General Cleanliness 20:00 Amir's 1st Turdy 25:34 Feening for the GM 39:55 Amir airs out Jake 51:22 Jake wins the GM in the intro song! 57:06 Ben wins the GM live! 1:06:10 Jake's dog faux paws leads to his 1st Turdy & Amir's 1st GM, which is then immediatly recinded. 1:31:30 The Double Humble GM

[@justusthedeep]

This list is unfinished and thus, a turdy for you my friend.

[@madcowdisguise]

Has anyone else noticed that Amir’s actually holding a little turd in the podcast art?

[@ThePantheons]

Hahah nope

[@WelhamGaming]

LMAO I never saw this. Incredible.

[@Bobbleheads56]

its like an npr podcast poster at first glance but hes holding a poop thats a funny touch

[@pancakepillow]

🤣

[@creepycassette]

The little turd is the icing on the cake 👌

[@JeromeBeckett]

Great job :) I often find myself coming back to this cut when I am in need of a chuckle. What's the likelihood of a Golden Mic supercut of episodes 545 to 589? 😁🙏🤞🎤💩

[@BMDNERD]

1:02:24 for episode 389 when Amir gains then loses the Golden Mic.

[@sludgehub]

2:47:23 is perhaps the most inspiring intro to the show I've ever heard, brings a tear to my eye every time

[@Rose-ew7bv]

Its honestly scary how jake can fake emotional manipulation so well

[@YakyPeanut]

The part at 1:22:56 is the most golden mic worthy segment of this video, and dare I say it, my life?

[@infern4pe808]

The fact that there's 4 hours of this is amazing thank u for this

[@axhlo]

God, I remember when this bit first started I ranged from ambivalent to annoyed at it and just couldn't get into it. Took a hiatus from listening to the show for a stretch after that (which I do with a lot of shows I've been fixated on for too long) and after a while came back. When I heard this godfarsaken bit again with fresh ears... Boy, I did a full 180. Suddenly I could see the vision and it became one of my absolute favorite running jokes. What a rollercoaster.

[@incog.nyto.]

the subtle tension that appears when Amir tries to mention the golden mic and then always immediately regrets it... absolute gold

[@GypsyDishwasher]

....and that's a Turdy, bud. An absolute Turdy for not recognizing the brilliance of this bit from the start.

[@Rose-ew7bv]

On the one hand its hilarious, on the other hand jake plays my least favorite type of person in the world

[@austinjupiter2]

when will jake ever learn what posthumous means

[@VijiogFrito]

now that the show has ended im extremely appreciative for these types of comps to relive my favorite bits, so thank you! much love

[@rowanmiles5646]

I've listened to this a bad amount of times

[@incog.nyto.]

me too. but, you know, editing it and shit.

[@xwinger15]

Golden Mic was the first episode I listened to. What a good one to start with. I always love when they do the Golden Mic bit

[@blepnir]

Its called I was carsick

[@donotworried]

This is a wonderful compilation! Amazing work!

[@dylaningham9069]

I've been waiting for this my whole life.. absolutely a turdy to amir

[@ShaunHautly]

I can’t believe I’ve loved this as much as I have. Thanks for putting this together.

[@abc123number1america]

Aint no way ive been asking/looking for this for so long, awesome work!"

[@cragland94]

i'm chuffed. i'm cheesed i really am

[@BurningRoman]

Long time subscriber here. I need you to know that this is an INCREDIBLY well-produced compilation. I return to this far more often than I care to admit. Please, PLEASE continue making these compilations for the Headgum Podcast, If I Were You, and/or Segments (Segmania?). Compiling a running joke over hundreds of episodes can't be easy to do, but damn is it fun to listen to.

[@judgetv9773]

This is a legendary supercut well done!

[@Varooooooom]

2:37:10 so brutal 😭 1:18:50 “not an attack” LMFAO 1:22:50

[@ooo7yearsagoedited427]

This compilation is more than bad, it’s golden

[@EdgarQS]

It's taupe

[@InfiniteHands]

@@EdgarQSstill wrote amber

[@trevorfraley1744]

Need a supercut of THE GAME BOY

[@incog.nyto.]

This is going to take me the next 5 years, see you then

[@stevenagelutton4322]

you must not know bout me supercut

[@incog.nyto.]

Agnes A. has a compilation of all those songs! Check out her channel kzbin.info/door/W9aaLvfPTzvHF8wyABToAQ

[@holdennorman9209]

I’m glad I watched the whole thing

[@johnc8209]

I was just trying to see which ones had the golden mic. Nice

[@ThePantheons]

These were my fave runners of the last few years jeez has it been a few years already goddamn. Anyway THANKS FOR DOING THIS lol

[@incog.nyto.]

why the screaming

[@ThePantheons]

@@incog.nyto. cause I'm EXCITED by the JOY and POISON you've you've you've you've brought to my AURAL holes!!!

[@incog.nyto.]

@@ThePantheons calm down, right? you're getting worked up because of a podcast. chill out

[@Tobiasberger]

Thank you

[@kobymusic108]

This takes me back

[@incog.nyto.]

when

[@Jonah1719]

Bad compilation? Nah bad you

[@stevenagelutton4322]

2:07:50 for that FUCK YOU energy 4:22:21 for that teenage dirtbag style feeling

[@oompaloompastudios]

You’re doing the lords work my brother

[@wastoidradio]

Cheesed and chuffpilled

[@Ignensis]

I deserve so much more than this, but I am humbled.

[@taxibeats]

SOMEONE LEFT A STREAK IN MY BOWL

[@altidego989]

Round up the troops

[@Camtrain1989]

This is fine.

[@incog.nyto.]

How dare you

[@Camtrain1989]

@@incog.nyto. who dares wins, and that's a Golden Mic for me. Absolutely it is.

[@altidego989]

I’d give it an amber

[@Jonodo2468]

This is fantastic, thank you!

[@gabriellalowles]

This bit is so repetitive but still somehow I enjoy every one 😂

[@RacleandRaHill]

can we have a compilation of Jake’s bit w the Helix Sleep Quiz/exam he studied for

[@incog.nyto.]

The ads are on an RSS feed, unless you download the raw file each week there's no way to access them. that's a turdy for you for not knowing that

[@ScootaGray]

😂

[@reko554]

can we get a jon wolf (Glocal) supercut

[@YesMyNameIsKarl]

Anyone got a tally for Golden Mics/Turdys for each of the coys (assuming Jake gets 1 GM and Amir gets 1 Turdy for each episode where it’s not brought up)?

[@incog.nyto.]

go for it, Karl

[@Wunder]

This is a joy no a soy

[@brockb6942]

What’s the time stamp of the Winston Churchill bit? I’m playing at my funeral this weekend

[@incog.nyto.]

You're... playing? What are you even talking about? You want to put a podcast on at a wake? Your own?

[@brockb6942]

@@incog.nyto. WHAT’S THAT??!!

[@incog.nyto.]

@@brockb6942 That's Dazs I think

[@brockb6942]

@@incog.nyto. 3:03:45 is the magic number. And that’s a Goldy for me for finding this shit just in time before the weekend is over.

[@JohnKilzi]

Is the beginning of this vid the first time they talk about it? Based on the convo it sounds like they've talked about it before, and I always wonder when it was first brought up

[@incog.nyto.]

No they've been awarding golden mics since episode 1. Jake already had 378 Golden Mics by the time they actually decided to talk about it on the podcast.

[@TheArchsage74]

It wasn't talked about on the podcast before, but my guess is they probably did a version of the joke to each other off mic in their real lives.

[@TheVelectronic1]

There's actually the Powder Move clip that involves the golden mic so you actually missed one, and that's a turdy for you. However I am very appreciative of this compilation you made, it's great. And being so humble and gracious about that awards me the Golden Mic, and then for recognising your hard work is a good quality in me so that's another Golden Mic for me. So turdy for you and 2 Golden Mic's for me, I think that's actually pretty neat.

[@incog.nyto.]

The Patreon exclusive episodes don't count, ASS. That's a turdy for you to want to steal content from these two golden gods of comedy. And a golden mic for me for being their humble knight. And an extra for having made this compilation, fuck it why not.

[@TheVelectronic1]

@@incog.nyto. Wow I'm starting to think you're making the rules up as you go along. (No but actually this is great thanks for putting it together)

[@creepycassette]

Forget it…

[@msrpmusic303]

This feels illegal, and I've reported you to the AUTHORITEHHH! Like... um, South Part's Eric Carman? Umm... I'm fucking nervous now... I could delete this, but I need the likes.

[@incog.nyto.]

that's a fuckin turdy bud

[@danielogburn1484]

Big audio issue at 35:31. Overlapping pods

[@incog.nyto.]

well that's a turdy for me. that's what happens when you try compiling 100+ episodes

[@danielogburn1484]

@@incog.nyto. and I think...the golden mic should go to me for pointing it out? And I hate to say it but...I deserve all future proceeds from the monetization of this video. I'm cheesed and chuffed to receive this award and money.

[@incog.nyto.]

i hate to break it to you but this video is demonetized because of the song Mic of Gold lmao.

[@danielogburn1484]

@@incog.nyto. insane. Insane that you now have two turdys

[@altidego989]

@@incog.nyto. and another turdy is earned by you. My apologies but this one is earned.

[@Bobbleheads56]

You have no morals, you have no scruples

[@carcrashjayson]

20:00 For the first Turdy

[@incog.nyto.]

And you win the latest Turdy for trying to hog all the spotlight for yourself

[@RacleandRaHill]

3:22:16 my fav, 1:31:30

[@RacleandRaHill]

3:32:00 coming up the rear

[@creepycassette]

The static noise betwix cuts is the only flaw in this whole video. And i know it took alot of work to put this together but thats a turdy bud, a turdy for that. And i for calling you out like a champ gets the golden mic. Not that i deserve it but i kinda do.

[@incog.nyto.]

how do you want me to cut between clips? it's an audio medium lol, there's no way to identify cuts in between clips without some sort of sound

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

@@incog.nyto. Harps

[@incog.nyto.]

@@darkartsdabbler2407 WHATS THAT

[@mac_sour]

@@incog.nyto. idk why you didnt make the executive decision to make an extensive 60 second guitar solo in between every single clip... kinda disappointed tbh

[@incog.nyto.]

@@mac_sour only Marty can make executive decisions

[@Aljalil]

1:06:10 is hilarious

[@tylergee3043]

This is a perfect example of why Jake and Amir sometimes doesnt work for me, i perfer when comedy duo's have each others backs, Jake consistently throws amir under the bus to pile on while amir defends himself as humourusly as possible. Hollywood Handbook is the best example everytime the premise becomes lets get amir, but the contrast is stronger because sean and hayes are always "us against the guest". and watching jake shit on amir constantly is tiring

[@incog.nyto.]

the entire premise of the Jake & Amir sketches is Jake antagonizing Amir, Amir making himself the enemy or Jake bullying Amir because he's insecure. The very DNA of J&A is mean-spirited jokes at each other's expenses. But we laugh because we know they're best friends in real life.

[@michaelretzlaff4083]

You're wrong, I think.

[@triple1dot]

Its a bit - they’re riffing off eachother

[@theopensourceartist]

I think most comedy duos actually usually have a straight man who gets tired of the goofy dude. From Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble to Abbot and Costello. Jake and Amir do the same, but they sometimes switch off. Like in the web series Amir is the crazy one and Jake is normal and confused. For most of the Golden mic segments, Jake is a delusional narcissist and Amir plays off it as being befuddled, insecure, normalish.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Amir has brutally bullied Jake for goofs, but go off