God lord! 1959!? Someone stop him! Is there no one else running in their state!?
@chezmoi423 жыл бұрын
No, not running. There are only Idiots Out Walking Around*. * My husband was from there, and he's the one who told me that's why he and his friends moved to San Francisco, where we met. There was a very large Iowa picnic every year, and most of them were U of I alumni. Education makes a difference.
@waryaawariiri18123 жыл бұрын
He is basically warming Senate seat for this related dude: _Patrick Grassley (born May 26, 1983) is the Iowa State Representative from the 50th District. He has served in the Iowa House of Representatives since January 2007. He is the grandson of U.S. Senator Chuck Grassley._
@steverogers26033 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to change entrenched power.
@artembentsionov3 жыл бұрын
@@steverogers2603 reminds me of that movie Distinguished Gentleman where Eddie Murphy runs for Congress since his name is similar to that of a congressman who just died on top of his secretary. Most people just vote for the name without bothering to check if the guy is even alive
@b.valentine52833 жыл бұрын
All 4 of my grandparents were 15 years old at that time. We need term limits
@karwalker77913 жыл бұрын
"guy watching his ex-wife set fire to his model trains" 😜😀🤣🤫
@robertgraybeard37503 жыл бұрын
Kar Walker - L O L indeed, so sad.
@Joizygyrl9263 жыл бұрын
Omg the way I laughed at 'back in her daddy's day you didn't backstab you shot them in the face'
@chezmoi423 жыл бұрын
"Only person noticing the zombies breaching the barricades" - damn, that's accurate, and it's exactly why they hate her.
@ValerieJNorse3 жыл бұрын
What a great photo, too! I wonder how it happened that she was looking just the direction that all the others weren't?
@bookfound3 жыл бұрын
@@ValerieJNorse Must have hear a dog whistle. Of what group heard it, I can not say,
@LoveLove-zg4jn3 жыл бұрын
I think Cheney should be protected by, the Supreme Court, under Whistle blower protection law. She can't have a battle of wits, with unarmed Republicans. She should start a new party. The 'Democracy Matters' party. They are all so corrupt, that they become a clique of misogyny. Corruption cannot inherit incorruption. They are all steeped in corruption. Bullies stick together don't they?
@Shuizid3 жыл бұрын
*lol* no - they ARE the zombies, that's why they hate her.
@hizzlemobizzle3 жыл бұрын
Uh let's not give Liz Cheney too much adulation. She is Dick Cheney's wife and just one of many Republicans who paved the way for he who shall not be named.
@alonealien14743 жыл бұрын
5:56 "Nosferatu's accountant" Dead! 🤣
@ianw56633 жыл бұрын
Like Grassley!
@noelchaddy26773 жыл бұрын
Hi how're you?
@lilyilyily3233 жыл бұрын
"guy watching his ex-wife set fire to his model trains" took me OUT
@Gojiragon3 жыл бұрын
“If canvassers are sent out at some point in the future, they will not be armed.” Uh… this seems to heavily imply that it WAS the plan to do that. Why were they planed to be armed, exactly?
@AceDupuy3 жыл бұрын
Probably to coerce people into saying they voted for Trump
@jeffbaer58513 жыл бұрын
I've spent PLENTY of time in the belly of the beast, AKA southern Arizona (Yuma). I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE you that this was their plan -- to conduct house-to-house intimidation tactics. That is what Republicans in Arizona believe in now. It's Berlin 1931 all over again.
@Marijuanifornia3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffbaer5851 How many Americans would be willing to give up Netflix to fight against Fascism? None, which is why Fascism is still growing.
@ValerieJNorse3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffbaer5851 -- Arizona may have particular issues, but the Trump cult all over the country is fascistic. It is terrifying that so many people are with them.
@olgacharalambous28103 жыл бұрын
To scare ppl into voting for agent orange next election.
@oldsledpurgatory35953 жыл бұрын
The horse tried to claim he failed the test because of a poppy seed bagel he ate that morning.
@scottrowe5333 жыл бұрын
[After flailing away with the martial arts weapon]: "Even the foam ones hurt a little bit." 😂
@Hellwyck3 жыл бұрын
They're called Nunchaku.
@scottrowe5333 жыл бұрын
@@Hellwyck Yes, I know that and apparently you know that, but not everyone is so erudite. So I elected to use the generic description of the weapon in my comment for the benefit of the less informed.
@phriedokra61583 жыл бұрын
@@scottrowe533 I'm sure the base is writing that down...lol
@arenc56193 жыл бұрын
You know things are REAL BAD when a Cheney is the only sane person in the room. At least I’ve got the popcorn ready as I watch the GOP implode. Dreams do come true!
@auralfury3 жыл бұрын
hahaha i ran out of popcorn
@tubruton3 жыл бұрын
I used to say "it can't get any worse" - but I don't say that anymore.
@mostmelon3 жыл бұрын
I’d be worried honestly. It seems like they’re trimming out the fat to make a thicker concentration of insanity. 1000000 people that are 20% crazy are much less worrisome than 5000 people that are 100% crazy.
@michaelj.beglinjr.28043 жыл бұрын
We voters have to stay engaged if we want to keep the GOP down, though. No matter how bad they fight among themselves, they will put it all behind them when election day rolls around. If we don't stick together and vote in every single election, the GOP will be back in power due to voter apathy.
@pascal35553 жыл бұрын
@@mostmelon beef
@2keyblades3 жыл бұрын
“Sir Eats-A-lot” not the best nickname for 45. Here’s my suggestion: “Tangerine Tojo”, “Mango Mussolini”, “Apricot Adolf”
@semperfi8183 жыл бұрын
To say nothing of the Citrus (or Cantaloupe) Caligula, Agolf Twittler and Agent Orange, among others.
@Lucius19583 жыл бұрын
Or "Emperor Zero"...
@sacrebleu13713 жыл бұрын
Kumquat Kim
@matthewbenton16303 жыл бұрын
"In the favourables" I'm British and I'm definitely going to use that one from now on... here in UK there has be a serious double-entendre shortage recently.
@rocknrollcannibals3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for John Oliver to answer with a comment about his "favorables".
@JuICyBLiinGeR3 жыл бұрын
No one talks that way here. But sure.. ask the American about a country he no longer lives In.
@johnbrowne39503 жыл бұрын
Oliver doesn't have any.
@telectronix13683 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't spell it 'favorables' for one thing.
@lw32693 жыл бұрын
An 87 year old man considering running for re-election in the Senate? Best argument I have ever heard for term limits.
@judychurley66233 жыл бұрын
Well if you live in the state he is running in, you get to express that opinion...by voting.
@GlassOnion.3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget he’s been at it since 1959.
@brennagwyncampbell31273 жыл бұрын
Evie's laughs and chuckles are life. She is all the audience I need until I can score LSSC tickets post-pandemic.
@ZenFrequency1113 жыл бұрын
I completely agree! She makes me laugh more
@elhopper37353 жыл бұрын
The background laughter is one of the things that make this show so great
@noelchaddy26773 жыл бұрын
Hi how're you?
@noelchaddy26773 жыл бұрын
@@elhopper3735 Hi how're you?
@culibarri27093 жыл бұрын
@@elhopper3735 The real background laughter.
@Nevertoleave3 жыл бұрын
“They would not be armed?!?” That’s suspiciously specific
@atiredfloridian7773 жыл бұрын
More like alarming.
@savingpyro3 жыл бұрын
Well it is the same county that gave us Sheriff Joe Arpaio
@flackstar0073 жыл бұрын
I guess this could be pre-emptive gaslighting. When the people are clearly armed, they then refer to the original pre-emptive statement after the event like its now proof of the (lie)...
@mikedineen78573 жыл бұрын
You didn’t remember that?
@RoseyRosies3 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel like they will definitely be armed.
@thebluereason3 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing about audience-less late night shows is hearing the crew genuinely burst out in laughter
@liteasura61113 жыл бұрын
Crew? Basically his wife
@lizardog3 жыл бұрын
@Family PC you pay your family to laugh at you? Weird.
@rourketraining3 жыл бұрын
LiteAsura um... no. She’s often there too. That laughter was the cameraman.
@hotprints3 жыл бұрын
@Family PC yup. We should wake up and go watch right wing media that is totally not owned by a billionaire pushing his agenda by paying dipshits to lie on public tv...oh wait.
@kommo13 жыл бұрын
@@hotprints @Family PC You Two are the reason I dont have a TV anymore.
@cheryal66613 жыл бұрын
Y-M-C-A-hole Props 👍👏
@blackbird56343 жыл бұрын
FIVE of Baffert's horses tested positive for drugs THIS YEAR. He just pays the fines and keeps doing it.
@lanapowell3 жыл бұрын
Remember folks, if the penalty for something is only a fine, that doesn't mean it's wrong. It means it's only wrong for poor people.
@cleatusbarncoat86423 жыл бұрын
Horse racing is just following MLB’s PED blueprint. I oughta know. /s/Lance Armstrong
@culibarri27093 жыл бұрын
He has to keep going for the wins and Triple Crowns. /s I do wonder how many football players would pass blood or urine tests for things like Ibuprofen, other NSAIDs or low level anti-inflammatories...like the horse may have been given. This is not an argument for using illegal drugs on horses. Just a thought experiment because that is one of the sports that is week-in and week-out physically punishing. (My son and his Varsity Teammates were absolutely worthless the day after game night. The bruises would almost be gone by next game).
@tomgbghva3473 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Trump strategy
@endeavourist52873 жыл бұрын
Stephen's wife laughing in the background makes his videos even better.
@NewMessage3 жыл бұрын
Of course Donnie has a problem with a drugged up horse. Horse teeth and a drug problem? It reminds him of both Don Jr. and Eric all at once!
@theresaiwright70853 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jocelynjohnston82573 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😄
@dividedconquered37843 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🐴
@B_Bodziak3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was all of that *STABLE* genius in him.
@joesdi3 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@katechurch91663 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Stephen. You kept me sane in 2020. You look a lot younger since the election and even here in Australia we are breathing a sigh of relief
@sunnydaze23593 жыл бұрын
Kate : I think we ALL look a lot younger and happier since the election.(most of us here in America are also breathing a sigh of relief ) for the life of me I don’t know how that idiot ever got in.!
@robertgraybeard37503 жыл бұрын
@@sunnydaze2359 - yes, I've wonder the same myself. Charisma can only take you so far . . . but then again, Hitler was elected Chancellor. He tapped a deep surge of hatred
@QUICKBOOKS13 жыл бұрын
I have noticed Humour is coming BACK now!
@JazzyMaeMedia3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday to Stephen Colbert!
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby54753 жыл бұрын
Worth Noting: 0:29 All the old white men are facing one direction, and Liz is facing the other... As is George Washington in the painting behind them. (Also the only one wearing Red on the photo. Damn... That's a good photographer/ artist. Wow.)
@JonDials3 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait until ten years from now when I turn on the news to see “4,034th audit of Maricopa County’s votes will begin Friday”
@Lucius19583 жыл бұрын
*"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result."*
@crash.override3 жыл бұрын
Right after that day's Benghazi committee hearing
@jayceh3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucius1958 they're not doing the same thing, they're going to manufacture "evidence"
@occhamsrazor3 жыл бұрын
@@crash.override No joke... We were talking about trumps call to GA and the "audit" and a troll actually said what are democrats hiding? Why doesn't Biden investigate the election fraud, as well as hunters and Hillary's emails, if they have nothing to hide?
@ericwilliams16593 жыл бұрын
@@crash.override hey crash are you still dating Acid Burn?
@laalaa99stl3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Myanmar, the military is looking for evidence of US tampering in _their_ election by looking for Cheetos dust.
@thisistheaccountname3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@reaperking21213 жыл бұрын
Nah. If they are afraid of American Interference in their election they would be looking for Grease stains or gun poweder residue on their ballots. That or suspicously well armed and trained rebels backed by some very modern tech.
@norafox47893 жыл бұрын
Heeheehaha HAHAHEEHEE!!!
@jeffbaer58513 жыл бұрын
"Chef's kiss!"
@slcpunk27403 жыл бұрын
They found KFCs 11 herbs and spices in their ballots with a 5K camera, hmmm well isn't that curious ... and delicious. 🍗
@StaggerLee683 жыл бұрын
"Sister Death Strike." That is a great band name, will make a great t-shirt and may be the most fitting title she ever had. Nice work.
@Mario-yx1pq3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things from this show during the pandemic has been Stephen's wife giggling in the back.
@jocelynjohnston82573 жыл бұрын
I love Evie. They're the cutest damn couple.
@mariepanimdim43033 жыл бұрын
I LOVE EVEY
@ChaseSchleich3 жыл бұрын
I'm so ready for a crowd though. Kimmel has had his back for a while and Seth Meyers brought people back recently. If they can do it, so can Colbert, Daily Show and Last Week Tonight. I hope they all start bringing people back in soon.
@kathypiazza72283 жыл бұрын
@@ChaseSchleich as long as Evie makes regular visits!
@JuICyBLiinGeR3 жыл бұрын
Marry her for fucks sake.
@ehCanucklehead3 жыл бұрын
Fealty, not loyalty, is a much more appropriate term for these mindless sycophants
@ekdaufin14853 жыл бұрын
Nice vocabulary!
@fuqwinfuqwin19673 жыл бұрын
As a longtime fan of the Colbert Report, I am a big fan of Colbert's descent into madness character arc.
@TammyJerkChicken3 жыл бұрын
I love that you don’t name him I’ve developed a gag reaction to hearing his voice 😑
@MrDogonjon3 жыл бұрын
When ever I hear pukealittleathisname i swallow hard and fight the urge to puke.
@tommyt19713 жыл бұрын
Read that he won’t refer to him by name until he concedes the election - so it’s a win for us because T***p will NEVER concede!
@heatherway253 жыл бұрын
I agree with you.
@nostradamus96083 жыл бұрын
Lock him up already! Mueller reported at least TEN instances of his obstruction of justice, just for starters....Can't believe that after ALL the harm he's said and done to this country and its people he's still enjoying full freedom. And if he's still free at Mara Lago in 11/2022, his knucklehead followers will turn this country upside down again, much worse than they did on Jan. 6 Take my word on it.
@kencurtis24033 жыл бұрын
Trump, Trump, Trump :)
@martin43743 жыл бұрын
They want her seat, and they'll do whatever they can, and love any devil to do it.
@resistanceisfutile39203 жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice kept coming back because they kept repeating his name. So glad that Stephen won't say it.
@emilyderoest47323 жыл бұрын
Watch the horse breeder guy smirking as he denies the fact that his animal has been drugged. Like, does he want us to believe the horse took the steroids itself?
@Droemar3 жыл бұрын
"It was a cancel culture kind of thing." What? It's a fucking drug test. You knew full well the animal had the drugs in its system and now that it won you're like "OH SHIT!"
@victoriabaker44003 жыл бұрын
@@Droemar He's had multiple drug test fails with other horses in recent years.
@Droemar3 жыл бұрын
@@victoriabaker4400 And how dare people point that out, right? It's cancel culture. Jesus. XD
@cinne21353 жыл бұрын
Cancel culture at the friggin Kentucky Derby??? What nonsense! And the drug, I read, was a pain killer of sorts. The horse had past the regulated amount in his system. So sad...
@krejados13 жыл бұрын
And, of course, the orange cheeto's chime in: "The horse is a junky (sic)", apparently implying that the horse actively seeks its own high...
@elhopper37353 жыл бұрын
“And only person noticing the zombies breaching the barricades” I gotta say, Colbert always kills it with these jokes. They’re my favorite, always a laugh
@noelchaddy26773 жыл бұрын
Hi how're you?
@harveydeclan85383 жыл бұрын
i guess I'm kinda off topic but do anybody know of a good website to stream new movies online ?
@rocknrollmilitant2 жыл бұрын
Which one is your favorite? "GOP Conference Chairwoman and only person noticing the zombies breaching the barricade, Liz Cheney." "House Minority Leader and guy watching his ex-wife set fire to his model trains, Kevin McCarthy." "Iowa Senator and Nosferatu's accountant, Chuck Grassley." "Renowned horse trainer and man who answers every phone call with 'TALK TO ME!', Bob Baffert."
@Rudy043 жыл бұрын
"Your horse has tested positive for steroids" "Damn country is too woke" "Wait, what?"
@resileaf95013 жыл бұрын
Damn you Cancel Culture for going against this most noble of activities: Drug use in sports!
@MonsieurDrobot3 жыл бұрын
Kamala isn’t crazy, she just has a disease that makes you laugh like a psycho when confronted!!
@aproxamillionwasps4743 жыл бұрын
@@MonsieurDrobot what the hell are you talking about lol
@nanszoo30923 жыл бұрын
What kind of madness is this, expecting honest competition? that's not the american way! Next thing they'll want us to pay our taxes too!
@elhopper37353 жыл бұрын
@@nanszoo3092 ugh i know right! next thing you know we’ll have to actually follow laws
@Anarasha3 жыл бұрын
My grandfather is in his 80s, has had a small blood clot in his brain and cancer in one eye. He runs about 14km(8.6 miles) almost every day, walks a neighbour's dog simply to spend time with it and is in better physical shape than I have ever been in my life. Not sure 2 miles is much of a brag
@carolynworthington89963 жыл бұрын
It would be for some of us! Good for your grandfather.
@debbieedwards4203 жыл бұрын
Great for him.
@amberkat81473 жыл бұрын
It would be for me! I have serious asthma and can't even run a 64th of a mile.
@Anarasha3 жыл бұрын
@@amberkat8147 Sure, but you're not a politician trying to brag about sometimes walking 2 miles. Asthma is a valid qualifier, don't get me wrong. Apologies if I offended you :-)
@cutelittlemoose3 жыл бұрын
@@Anarasha To be fair, your grandfather could have gone through 20 years of chemotherapy with three different regimens simultaneously administered the whole time... and still have less toxins in his system than Chuck's poor body accrued being a DC politician all these years! :P
@Kiyoone3 жыл бұрын
"Sister Death Strike" sounds like a Japanese pro-wrestler... Damn, this one was good
@DelightLovesMovies3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate you not referring to Agent Orange by his name.
@id10t983 жыл бұрын
Don The Insurrectionist?
@anneseijbel13763 жыл бұрын
The Orange-a-Tan?
@MrDogonjon3 жыл бұрын
or any one else raperetractingwife morelawyersinjail daughterdater none of this is actionable libel or slander... common knowledge.... you can't make this up...
@marliesyanke45803 жыл бұрын
YES, SAME HERE
@tim31723 жыл бұрын
@UC3zoOb-qLHdIBdBVqngidaA Imagine being as stupid as RT is? Oof.
@davedee67453 жыл бұрын
Showing loyalty to a person with three wives seems a bit kooky. If he won't show loyalty to ONE wife, why show any loyalty to him?
@dje67193 жыл бұрын
Because he is the "chosen one"
@azoth66413 жыл бұрын
IMHO those GQP cowards (with notable exceptions such as Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger) are partly motivated by fear of Dolt 45 siccing his zombies on their asses, as what happened four months ago.
@Shelora3 жыл бұрын
So you’re suggesting LOGIC?
@janedoe2473 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!!!
@occhamsrazor3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that wife 2 and 3 were mistresses that he left the former wife for.
@yalondahowell99603 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 LOL OMG that's right Tom Cruise was so mad he paid for shipping OMG that one got me too funny thank you 😂😂😂😆😆
@MrAcid853 жыл бұрын
Favourables are not how we Brits refer to our testicles but it is how I'll refer to mine now. Thank you Stephen.
@alanai19813 жыл бұрын
Good on you!! Lol
@andrewcannon47573 жыл бұрын
I came searching for this comment. I knew someone would clarify. :D
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@618Fjk3 жыл бұрын
Could also say strain the spuds 😆
@slhertoghe3 жыл бұрын
And we know he is, because fav-OU-rables. Solid British spelling :-)
@TherealToppo3 жыл бұрын
Sir eats a lot first hit. "I like big burgers and I cannot lie"
@theresaiwright70853 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@weijingburr23923 жыл бұрын
"Back in Liz Cheney's father's days, you didn't stab them in them back, you shot them in the Face on a hunting trip And then you made them go TV and Apologize to YOU!" - I shot my coffee out of my nose there, thank you. Brilliant.
@MTMF.london3 жыл бұрын
Those were the good old days!
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin3 жыл бұрын
Mixing hot drinks and Colbert is one of the leading causes of nasal scalding. The experts recommend room temperature milk for the least damaging, and least painful, Colbert irrigation base. Frankly, you should know better by now. I somehow doubt this is the first time. 🧐
@weijingburr23923 жыл бұрын
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin It was cold coffee. I do know better.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin3 жыл бұрын
@@weijingburr2392 😳 🏳️ 😵 You. Are my new hero. 🙏
@mcullet23 жыл бұрын
@ Sergei Abbitjakokov ~ Dude, that's a perfectly funny post.
@lillyanderson36233 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness Stephen is back!!!
@maxwendling33333 жыл бұрын
God your lack of presence last week put me in a mad rampage! Not like storming the Capital rampage, but like “please come back” kind of rampage.
@claires11773 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣..."he paid for shipping"😂🤣
@missmiou62733 жыл бұрын
Stephen is a manly man, he hit himself with foam and goes ouch hahahaha
@jayweh3 жыл бұрын
and we love him for it.
@missmiou62733 жыл бұрын
@@jayweh yep
@meinjapan3 жыл бұрын
As a Brit I approve of the “favourables” joke 👍🏻🤣
@kildogery3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that almost feels like it could have been written by a Brit. There's a few things here that remind me of British humour coming through these days, any British writers on the show? Or am I imagining things.
@angier45603 жыл бұрын
“NBC has canceled the 2022 golden globes-now what’s everyone not gonna watch?” 😂
@michaeld96823 жыл бұрын
We will really miss it... Not! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGTIgKqBZdN5qdE
@FixNewsPlease3 жыл бұрын
Colbert is the only public figure who will not refer to T**** by his name. 👍
@mrjeff30003 жыл бұрын
There are a great many text-internet people who are only calling him “the former guy”.
@koopakookoo3 жыл бұрын
Whoopi & Sunny Hostin on the view never say Lord Cheeto stain’s name.
@alexandermarvin95363 жыл бұрын
I like to call him the former chief douchebag.
@lindaterrell55353 жыл бұрын
I call him “Trauma”
@Pete...NoNotThatOne3 жыл бұрын
Orange Julius is my go-to, although Godzilla but with Less Foreign Policy Experience is getting up there. Eric’s Dad.
@jackiepollard36513 жыл бұрын
I live in Southern Ontario, and there's a neghbour down the road from me who grows bamboo every year. So I'm gonna call bulshit on 'looking for bamboo fibers' as pointing to China and only China.
@masonkanterbury30073 жыл бұрын
Along the Delaware river, and in colonial park, Somerset county nj, bamboo grows wild.
@stevnated3 жыл бұрын
All these clever jokes, and it was the push-up gag that got me laughing out loud!
@hayden34833 жыл бұрын
We have bamboo down here in Virginia so their case isn't exactly air tight.
@thisistheaccountname3 жыл бұрын
Grows wild in Florida.
@ivanobar13 жыл бұрын
Actually seems to grow every f-in where. Crap, I have a bamboo floor, and towel, and stirring spoon. OMG, I rigged the AZ election!
@leonieromanes72653 жыл бұрын
It's growing in my neighbours garden as we type!😱
@theresaiwright70853 жыл бұрын
@@ivanobar1 😂😂😂
@lyndiss.20173 жыл бұрын
@@ivanobar1 GASP!!! IT WAS YOU!!!
@talonthehand3 жыл бұрын
I swear the "Old Politician Offering To Do Pushups For The Media" thing was the plot of an episode of Spin City
@id10t983 жыл бұрын
I instantly thought of Seinfeld and The Mendelbaum's, one played by Lloyd Bridges.
@fewerbeansplease3 жыл бұрын
No one mentions Jack Palance!!?
@stacialynnenelson87483 жыл бұрын
I love your show thank you i would not have gotten through the pandemic without your help to make me laugh. 😊
@lokithecat72253 жыл бұрын
America, over 300 years of hypocritical, lying politicians. Also America: "This week we are shocked that (Insert politician Name here) is shown to be a Liar and a Hypocrite."
@callen96233 жыл бұрын
I like that stephen’s Grassley impression is basically an American version of the Swedish Chef who has no teeth
@nnannakalu94233 жыл бұрын
"Covfefool" is an excellent moniker for Tangerine Nero!
@QUICKBOOKS13 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that piece from Roy Zimmerman: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXqQZ2meed15i5I
@DammitDavis3 жыл бұрын
I don't appreciate all of the "Qevin McQarthy" jokes... I much prefer "Kevin McCucky"
@ValerieJNorse3 жыл бұрын
Ever since he said it, I've liked Brian Williams' "the walking profile in courage that is Kevin McCarthy."
@ellec72763 жыл бұрын
Stephen is a bada$$ with those fierce pushups!! The air-blowing pushups were especially 🔥🔥🔥 and seemed like they'd be physically impossible.🤔😋🙃 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences
@ianw56633 жыл бұрын
3:25 - "Duke Starjogger" - a tiny joke, but a strong one.
@Leonaza73 жыл бұрын
“Right now, it’s basically the Titanic. We’re like, you know, in this in the middle of this slow sink, we have a band playing on the deck telling everybody it’s fine” - Adam Kinzinger (R-IL)
@boudicasayseclecticasfck13593 жыл бұрын
What the hell USA? Y'all are not looking like geniuses on the World stage. That includes Dems. Dems took their best opportunity in a generation (or two) to genuinely create some positive, progressive change and gave the post to a conservative octogenarian that exemplifies a corporate toady DC swamp troll. Great work USA. Fantastic.... 🐞
@jayannakelley90513 жыл бұрын
I’m glad to be in IL..& I’m Independent!
@michaelfernandez78053 жыл бұрын
@@boudicasayseclecticasfck1359 Giberish
@Withjoyfulsenescence3 жыл бұрын
I hope these Republicans just nake their own party and really be the party of Lincoln
@kindlin3 жыл бұрын
@@boudicasayseclecticasfck1359 You can't be talking about Biden, can you? Biden is kicking ass. I know he voted for a couple things he shouldn't have, a war here, a tax there, but now that his ass is in the driver's seat, he is making all of the right moves. The republicans are flying through the playbook of bad moves and making sure they don't miss a single disaster on their way down the deep dive in the depraved depths of the orange 45's mind.
@laalaa99stl3 жыл бұрын
All attacks on infrastructure should be treated as acts of war. Somebody in Russia should be receiving a visit from one of our drones.
@jeffbaer58513 жыл бұрын
One?
@nickwallette62013 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that equates award shows to watching someone's DV-cam footage of their wedding reception, with commercial breaks, and then being asked about it in elevators for the next three days? Can we cancel _all_ of them?
@DavidBagga3 жыл бұрын
“Ive misses you 6 ft ceilings and deafening silence” Lmao 😂😂
@noaht30873 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine writing "cyber ninjas" on a legal document. Their lawyers have to feel kind of stupid doing that. 🤨😆
@DougShinstrom3 жыл бұрын
Almost as dumb as a lawyer holding a press conference at "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" haha
@MrDogonjon3 жыл бұрын
It's "fraud guarantee" all over again ... how can you be that guilty in public like that
he qualifies as a natural politician , in a class of his own, lol
@renegade440403 жыл бұрын
Welcome back!! That must have been a first That would be a history-making bit right there The push-ups in the rotating screen.😊😂
@bcshelby49263 жыл бұрын
...the sad part in Cyber Ninja's allegations is it will fuel even more anti Asian violence. I remember Ice Creme push ups.
@chandrasekarank.l91463 жыл бұрын
Advance Happy Birthday Mr. Stephen Colbert.
@hollyyork11643 жыл бұрын
Stephen is a decade older than me? That makes me feel so young given his level of energy and mental acuity! 💯❤✌
@rhondah15873 жыл бұрын
And to some of us oldies he is a smart, good looking young kid.
@runner95283 жыл бұрын
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
@Tadicuslegion783 жыл бұрын
“they had come to a time when no one dared speak his mind, when fierce, growling dogs roamed everywhere, and when you had to watch your comrades torn to pieces after confessing to shocking crimes.” ― George Orwell, Animal Farm
@erikjohnson38593 жыл бұрын
Republicans are the Pigs.
@jeffbaer58513 жыл бұрын
Sadly, a bunch of bloviating Trumpanzees, without ever having READ Animal Farm (or, more appropriately, having read the Cliffs Notes version and then cheated on the test for the book) will try to claim that "Grandpa Joe" is the villain in this scenario. Because the ONLY thing that the Reichwing knows how to do is project their own idiocy and evil onto others. Find me ONE original thought by a Republican -- one that isn't simply a ripoff of a criticism levelled against a member of their own failed party. (Spoiler -- you can't do it because it doesn't exist.)
@jocelynjohnston82573 жыл бұрын
@@jeffbaer5851 Magats don't read anything. I don't think they know how.
@csgollum3 жыл бұрын
That is actually quite an apt comparison. I read Animal Farm once as a teenager. Never had the courage to read it again as I found it more terrifying than any horror film. And now, we seem to be actually living in Orwell's world as envisaged in AF and 1984.
@wordzmyth3 жыл бұрын
@@csgollum Me too, I threw it under my bed when I was 12 and had nightmares
@Gypsyqueen2463 жыл бұрын
This segment kept hitting all the through ( hat tip) 👏🏾 Dying of laughter 🤣right now. Also I hate being the news. Hi from AZ.
@erinclarke38283 жыл бұрын
Does Stephen still have that pledge going on where we won’t say Trump’s name because he hasn’t conceded?
@EvilPlushToy3 жыл бұрын
When people said it was Cyber Ninjas, i thought they were joking. Are you telling me it's actually named that?
@annemettefrederiksen77513 жыл бұрын
Yes they are....
@antionettemason16173 жыл бұрын
Yes...smh
@feyanpulman0103 жыл бұрын
The day isn't complete without Stephen's take on the news
@mastersofwar3243 жыл бұрын
You got that right! It's a take on the news that's all it is.
@maxk43243 жыл бұрын
I think I've figured out why hearing the muffled laughter of the crew is so much funnier than hearing an audience. An audience is there to laugh, it's what they came to do and so everything is always hilarious to them. They laugh at the great ones and the meh ones all the same. But the crew is there to work day in and day out. They have years of experience filming comedy and not laughing. So hearing the crew laugh, the only people there who are specifically not supposed to laugh (usually), really drives home how funny something is in a way that an audience just cant.
@Leonaza73 жыл бұрын
The karma bus will come for the GOP members without spine someday and I hope Liz Cheney is driving it.
@theresaiwright70853 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍
@judychurley66233 жыл бұрын
Well, she voted with Trumpism 90% of the time, so, why is she a hero to the Left now?
@Marijuanifornia3 жыл бұрын
Is that the same "karma bus" that didn't give a damn about WMD in Iraq, Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib, secret "black site" torture prisons, and drone strikes on hospitals?
@SeansModelBuilds3 жыл бұрын
With Mitt Romney as Co-Driver?
@leafmealome89103 жыл бұрын
The last four years has made me a full believer in alternate universes. We got stuck in the bad timeline
@onnietalone31813 жыл бұрын
lol could have been four more years of a dream, to be the but of all jokes, unheard of , ,
@enviromental25653 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I hope the inhabitants of alternate Earths are making a better go of it.
@matthewwhite41543 жыл бұрын
I wonder if in another reality Republicans are actually good people ... >.> ...
@yay-depression3 жыл бұрын
this is the bad place lol
@jschuler533 жыл бұрын
@Twammington Twammleberry when you have to resort to name-calling you lost your argument, your point---if you had one. If you attack people who question you are no longer having a conversation.
@Mountlougallops3 жыл бұрын
I forgot that Cheney made his unfortunate target 🎯 apologize on tv for getting his face in the way of his shotgun
@brentfellers96323 жыл бұрын
$3 PER GALLON? no wonder the planets choking! If Americans new theTRUE cost of gasoline maybe we would stand a chance as a species 🤔
@NoahsGameCave3 жыл бұрын
Right in me favorables!
@annapurna3913 жыл бұрын
Yes, here we are. Where were you. A week without your show was TERRIBLE!!!
@clementeric53633 жыл бұрын
Annapurna Happy Mothers day to you, sorry it came late, hope you had a beautiful moment?
@josiemcmillan50123 жыл бұрын
“Ted Cruz’s beard crabs” might be the worst thing I’ve heard all week.
@michaeld96823 жыл бұрын
This is the worst leftists video of the week
@policerthought56493 жыл бұрын
@@michaeld9682 Lol someone’s triggered
@jeffreyxu64303 жыл бұрын
"Has there ever been anyone in government as weak as Kevin Mccarthy?" So. Goddamn. True. I can't think of anyone. Edit: Many good options, I should reiterate and say weakest gop leader. None have bowed down to a person so much.
@dozzer0093 жыл бұрын
He probably piddles on the floor every time he hears trumps lies, then rolls over to show what a beta he’s become.
@jonasp60433 жыл бұрын
Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell would give him a good match.
@ilanamillion89423 жыл бұрын
@@jonasp6043 And of course Lindsay Graham, the ultimate toady.
@jdax213 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember Mark Meadows? Spicer? Flimsy Graham? The GQP is full of gutless boot-lickers.
@jerryfraley59043 жыл бұрын
Devin Nunez has long held the seat, time to move over devie.
@kodurivenkatanarayana59293 жыл бұрын
Love you, dear Stephen. Missing you these days after 12 hour drudgery in a restaurant. Wisdom with humor is what your show is.Glad my sources are research oriented and scientific and funny.
@kosewa13 жыл бұрын
I’m really going to miss this kind of Monologue when the show goes back to the studio.
@JimmyJ199963 жыл бұрын
Right?!? I like this style sooo much more too
@jzthompson95983 жыл бұрын
Let's petition for no audiences. I enjoy this format so much more.
@ricardocerrillo18973 жыл бұрын
Love to hear Stephen's crew laughing it up off stage. Stephen never misses the mark.
@NediSafa3 жыл бұрын
That was one of the funniest monologues ever. I thought my life was complete before, but now I've seen Stephen with foam nun-chuks.
@evansiegel92612 жыл бұрын
“Talk to me!” So damn funny
@abbyclay14123 жыл бұрын
STEPHEN STOP LEAVING US YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS WHAN YOU’RE GONE
@pittszoid73163 жыл бұрын
Damn, you are on FIRE tonight!
@mattmayo35393 жыл бұрын
When will the abuse of horses end?
@thechumpsbeendumped.77973 жыл бұрын
“There is no category for late night? Oh then fuck em” made me lol.
@pemdechen63003 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious :)
@chriskelly34813 жыл бұрын
😆👍 I KNEW I didn't have to write it! Cheers.
@alexandradaniele3 жыл бұрын
If someone comes to my door to canvas, I'll examine them for traces of bamboo!
@culibarri27093 жыл бұрын
Around here, they would leave with bamboo fibers if it were my choice.
@deniseparrott96783 жыл бұрын
The push-ups, the nunchuks, or the “home” audience laughter - can’t decide which is funniest but I’m going to be laughing for days!
@errgag35803 жыл бұрын
Thats not cool Stephen! Next time you're taking off, send me a personal message.
@bushybeardedbear3 жыл бұрын
Stephen. I want to see you in Mad Max so bad now. It'd be perfect. I can feel it right in me favourables.
@KarenJohnson-ej3cj3 жыл бұрын
Stephen, your joke writers are top-notch but nothing can compare to those cyberninja-esque and other shennanigans you go on with! Sooo hilarious!
@sealyoness3 жыл бұрын
About time! I've missed Evie's laugh.
@Leonaza73 жыл бұрын
Does anyone recall when they told Hillary to get over? Here we are 6 months later?😫😩😤⏰🤦🏽♀️
@crystalvegansmith57283 жыл бұрын
Omg and it never was an insurrection when Hilary lost, Whats crazy is the Democrats had a better argument to proclaim the election was stolen because Hillary actually had won the popular vote.
@chadfr10133 жыл бұрын
That's a good point I forgot about!
@treasuremage75463 жыл бұрын
@@crystalvegansmith5728 Who cares bout the popular vote though? Y'all have an electoral college because the people that designed the consitution knew direct democracy would be tyranny.
@rsmith023 жыл бұрын
@@treasuremage7546 They had a lot of strange and anti-democratic ideas including not directly electing the Senate. We upgraded some aspects of democracy 1.0 over the centuries but the electoral college remains.
@Marijuanifornia3 жыл бұрын
A shitty society produces shitty people who become shitty leaders. Blame yourselves.