The Grandmother Of Jake's Children | Two And A Half Men | Comedy Central Africa

[@visakhc6352]

What could I get in the 200 dollar range? "Crabs" 😂😂😂 the deadpan delivery by Charlie

[@baal1999]

I think he speaks from experience.

[@LucianDevine]

And carjacked.

[@JoemanMr]

Jake doesn't disappoint 😂

[@danny50117]

Facts

[@daphnejena5080]

no, never

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

"The grandmother of my children" and then he drops a big crumb on the table 😂

[@JGarcia2016]

He just like his uncle charlie he learn from a pro lol 😂😅

[@jaimhaas5170]

At first I thought Jake was going to be a throwaway kid in a very good series...but he fit right in and surpassed my initial critique.

[@fanelskejovic77]

"The grandmother of my children" JAKE IS A LEGEND 😂

[@acu112]

Jake's a quick study, 2 birds one shot

[@shangpu6013]

Jake : she gonna be grandmother of my children 😂😂

[@konpsymusic]

Jake thinks "Gwen Stefani" is a band. LMFAO😅😂

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

I think he was just so enamored that he didn't even know what she said

[@M4NA5]

The dinner scene was hilarious in this episode.

[@hiuvhbghhug]

And the car scene when they are driving to the restaurant

[@LucianDevine]

Oh Jake, as subtle as a brick and almost as smart as one.

[@jamesh2003]

Charlie's had so many women that he can't remember their names. Just rubbing our faces in it at this point. 😂

[@arturoalcantara6830]

Best part, at the end of the episode she say that they never sleep together and Charlie say "that's why I don't remember you"

[@GBU61]

Allen actually makes a lot of sense. If a man could just pay for an hour (at a reasonable price 😂) men could avoid all the problems associated with relationships.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Gold Medals

[@richards1708]

Except then it's not really much of a relationship. It's purely transactional. Which I think is fine for some people.

[@nina84374]

You do realize how sad it is to pay someone to have sex with you?

[@acu112]

Hopefully with getting the clap

[@drno1257]

You should visit Germany where prostitution is legal and for 50 euro you can fuck 30 minutes just to mention girls are hot and no way you will get any disease

[@mudithabandara8575]

Jake you are on fire 😂😂🤙🤙!!

[@benjaminparkinson5255]

Allan my favourite character

[@ConcaveWindow]

Crabs 😂

[@nikkinicole5588]

Without Charlie this show Bombed very badly..

[@stocksgoupward5922]

I never watched one episode with Ashton Kutcher as he played exact character from that 70's show.

[@Legendary-zh9hd]

@@stocksgoupward5922 if you didn't watch one episode how did you know he played the same character from that 70's show?

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@stocksgoupward5922 and he was never a good actor in any series to begi n with.

[@jaimhaas5170]

@@stocksgoupward5922 I tried but got violently ill trying to complete it.

[@stocksgoupward5922]

@@Legendary-zh9hd you tube. I have seen a glimpse of him here. Charlie and Alan work 2 Alans dont.

[@rarehearts2602]

And we never found out who she was😂

[@CelebrityGamerTV]

Jake was never Millie’s type.

[@lionkingflo6355]

You don't say

[@eleven57icare]

No but she definitely was worth the shot!

[@LucianDevine]

@@lionkingflo6355 I'm shocked. Are you shocked?

[@ViktorThedon-vd5co]

One of these days that kid is gonna fart and birds are gonna be falling out of the sky gets me everytime 😆

[@patrickwinkelmann4002]

Mampf mampf want some cake?😆😂

[@daphnejena5080]

Clearly, Allan has no idea...lol

[@Sure_Thina]

I thought Alan was gonna say $20

[@ZillasWay]

Rub on off Allen

[@dsm9785]

When I first saw this episode I thought Alan would say $50. $200 seems a little bit out of his league 😅

[@mr.l8723]

Charlie really didn’t give two shits about Jake when he got older and frankly I don’t blame him

[@merlionsin8129]

I don't want surround sound

[@AlexCass1515]

Did hookers used to cost more in these days? Cause I’m ngl I live in Canada and I’ve peeped the back pages before and it’s like 300-500 dollars max.

[@Bigmojojo]

It depends on where you live and where you go to get the hooker. Hookers in say NYC or LA can ask for a much higher price because more wealthly men live there versus say in Louisville Kentucky. Then it depends on where you go to get the hooker. A street hooker is going to be cheap, but a high call hooker like a escort can charge thousands of dollars. Charlie always got the escorts because they are normally std free and much more beautiful, with some having great personalities.

[@jamesspalten5977]

It's Malibu, California!! Everything is more expensive there. Probably the only place that they are more expensive is in NYC!!

[@watcher1258]

@@jamesspalten5977 It not expensive there . Way too much talent there .

[@UserName-ts3sp]

i mean he’s got money he gets the expensive ones. but seriously a decent one will be $300-500/hr, you can always get more expensive tho

[@christopherdean1326]

From what I understand, the expensive/good ones don't advertise in the back pages of the paper....

[@TomWanner-i3z]

"I want sex not surround sound" 😅😅😅

[@lwandiledinda1556]

What's the name of this TV Show?

[@taylorwashburn1864]

two and a half men

[@nickbrown9174]

This is kinda funny that she likes Gwen Stefani . But Jake say yea they are cool but he never heard of them

[@neelotpaldas1339]

Which episode is this?

[@stellarwind1946]

Season 5, episode 14 - Winky Dink Time

[@farklestaxbaum4945]

Based jake

[@phddesai5887]

1500$ per hour is too high

[@michaelf7093]

Quite reasonable, in Malibu.

[@rajannabom7380]

Sorry to say but women always likes man with no regards for them..seen lots of them

[@bgos4727]

Sure sure buddy

[@balooutaimashou6117]

I want sx, no surround sound 😂

[@johnnypavkovich6238]

Eye really lik this show cus I hav a three year old haff daugther and iam a littl dady four her

[@MisterPikol]

Christ dude learn English

[@visionbishop9517]

I know a lot of good girls for 200. 1500 is if you kissing and doing other sketchy stuff

[@AllenBaby7]

Wait, you can't kiss for 200? What kinda hooker is that lol?

[@visionbishop9517]

@@AllenBaby7 call,escorts,and hookers are different. You wouldn't want to kiss a hooker!!!💀💀🙅🙅

[@UserName-ts3sp]

i think he meant a night. $200/night aint shit. $200/hr that’s doable but definitely low end

[@thedarkman4901]

Gees he was hideous as a teenager.

[@donalsmyth5794]

😂😂😂

[@TinyGoHomes]

Single for 6 years. Men don’t need woman.

[@innigaadu]

Which episode is this ?

[@hugo31]

5x14

[@dez3540]

"Winky-Dink Time"