The Great MILK Fiasco - GOONS

[@tacobean1798]

the disappointment in soups face for the intro beatbox is gold

[@dasapples]

The confusion during the wasps is too

[@aquicandaquak822]

Never seen a face as animated as his 😂

[@MrMarrok657]

I shared the same face

[@intkira]

nice pfp man

[@GooningGunnar]

TACCOOO BEENANEAEN ENA

[@mattiasbrooks3255]

I respect Dooo for the effort on the intro

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

He hit us with the whiteass beatbox tbh, a honorary hung black man like McNasty is needed😔😔😔

[@sdtorres619]

@@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda exactly

[@landonvlogs7489]

On God my brotha @o

[@sorlak_12]

@@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda that is an unfortunate choice of words

[@americanhat3766]

Without McNas-tep, Soup's disapproval meter is at max

[@tarnisheddiamond2600]

Is that what you call it in the biz?

[@chloemackinly6762]

Mcnasty definitely has a salad fork and a separate meat fork

[@AGORIA666]

And a WHOLE cake fork

[@Man-dr1fk]

@@AGORIA666 boooo🍅🍅🍅

[@twohairycheekz7768]

The fact you think McNasty uses utensils is cute

[@electroeel148]

Generous of you to think he eats salad

[@lxrna]

No, he has a cake fork a spoon for cake and also a knife for cake, thats it…

[@bradengoldsberry]

Ive taken mcnasty's beat boxing for granted

[@officialtabb]

Fr nuh 🤣

[@KrayzLCK]

9:20 - I live in Lousiana. The manager opened the Arby’s alone and got locked inside the freezer. There is handle inside to let yourself out if you get locked inside but it was broken. So she froze to death. Employees tried to get into work & call the manager when the doors was locked, but she didn’t answer (obviously). Only the managers have keys to the restaurant, so the night manager unlocked the door and found the day manager’s body in the freezer. She was only in there for one day. Really sad.

[@thatoneleaf9895]

Thats just... depressing Never gonna go near a restaurant freezer or any walk in freezer without like 2-3 people to be there to help just in case

[@squibblez2517]

It's even worse than that! Management *KNEW* the inside latch release was broken for *MONTHS* They just refused to do anything about it. Corporate incompetence led to a woman dying horribly for no reason.

[@mrbeefy604]

@@squibblez2517 gotta save those pennies, amirite I worked at a place that was tearing up asbestos laden floor tiles and they were in the only walkway between the shop and the washrooms, boss's told us to just hold our breath when we had to use the washroom, meanwhile the guys tearing the shit up WHILE WE WERE WORKING were wearing tyvek suits and respirators Fuck penny pinching management pricks/ceo's When I contract cancer inevitably one day, I'm goin after those bitches for a nice settlement, cuz they can suck a fat cock

[@acar2995]

That's fu***d

[@chaseboudreaux5514]

Every time I drink whole milk, I revel in the fact that I'm more mentally resilient than Blarg

[@Lil_T420]

Shit I thought u ment Doo nvm don't worry about it

[@mr_coke1401]

Preach

[@squibblez2517]

Ngl, whole milk is incredible for just straight drinking. Get you some good, quality whole milk and you're set. 2% is fine for cereal and cooking and stuff, but I only drink straight milk if it's whole

[@RipTIdeWide]

Idea. Have a episode every once in a while where they all wear the same color like this one, next episode neon yellow

[@cmac8O8]

I would love to see green for the potential memes, similar to what Soup did in a past episode

[@justanotherdude_]

And white pointy hoods

[@benjirivoh]

​@@justanotherdude_ why would they need to celebrate the Spain holiday

[@RipTIdeWide]

@@justanotherdude_ *SETTle doWn*

[@nutstobuttsgaming]

​@@justanotherdude_ Make Grizzy the special guest?

[@theghoulmaster9566]

Doo's intro was spot on

[@Vic_Vinegar35]

Petition for Mcnasty and Doo to do a full on dubstep/ beatbox intro that changes with every episode.

[@SkodenSonofStoodis]

McNasty wearing black and Dooo, Blarg, and Soup wearing white is literally the wheels on a shopping cart meme

[@blowtorchesandbadideas6456]

"There's too much math going on, I thought we were talking about milk" Literal special ed class conversion

[@arthurgolia7252]

Mcnasty has been doing these episodes for 130 times on the same day and same time but still manages to be late love it! 💀❤️

[@nathanaelkonieczny3372]

Welcome back to the dubstep as soup flashes back to Vietnam

[@Nasuto1702]

They should all just have their own personal intro styles. Mcnasty beatboxes, Dooo has the instrumental intro, and soup and Blarg can have their own too

[@FiliusVacui]

Question for next podcas: Bbq frog chair or laminated snail rug

[@thegoodone4104]

podcas

[@FiliusVacui]

Quetion fuh nex pardcart: Seven or zooballs

[@Gomi_kage]

Meat

[@dasapples]

“Saying the N word, or “saying I love you” to your fellow podcasters”

[@Burrit0]

Why was that funny?

[@BigdripmAc3]

Credit to the dooo for what may be the most pleasant intro to the goons podcast

[@tyloc1426]

every monday i can’t help but fear that the goons stopped the podcast when it’s late😩 the relief i feel when it gets uploaded is indescribable💙

[@highonlifeandmemes]

I'm glad you guys are talking about real topics that have haunted me for years concerning the cow milk meta

[@HeaveStarvy]

I am so unbelievably hungover watching a goons podcast, eating spaghetti, and getting baked..... Guys I think I might have a problem my spaghetti is cold 😭😭😭

[@AF1Creed]

Spaghetti or Beef

[@mrbeefy604]

I used to be like that lol spent 15 years completely fried Itll get old one day, til then, keep gettin fucked up homie

[@OGVade]

@@AF1Creed meat

[@DrEagle1776]

Love the goons podcast. Yall gotta do the goons tour eventually.

[@monkeyfunk]

0:37 soups audio check got me cracking up😂

[@jaredfusco5568]

Blarg I had a dream you called me and I didn’t recognize the number but could hear your voice. I then woke up and realized I fell asleep listening to this podcast

[@JONES300offi]

Fun fact. You can freeze to death in like 20 minutes in northeastern nevada. A town there called ely gets like an average yearly low of about 10°f to -15°. Also the hot/cold feeling from being too cold is actual real time nerve damage. That's why you shouldn't rinse your hands with warm water after getting cold. Never heat or cool yourself off too fast or it can really mess you up

[@josevillalta3164]

“Arby’s we have the meats!!!”..... Dead body in the freezer.

[@brotherjay4614]

Everyone should have their own type of intro for the podcast, Mcnasty beatbox, Doo piano music, Soup metal, and blarg could do the generic music they do for Arab countries in movies

[@CarBleach]

soups spongebob references are always goated, and under appreciated 😂 makes me feel like a kid again

[@Brovioli]

16:00 Wim Hof is wild Also pro tip for 27:00, A beautiful thing called emulation, just don't let Nintendo find out or they might send a PMC.

[@brandonsantana5981]

7:40~7:45 when i was in middle school there was a crossing gaurd that would help kids cross by the school. I dont remember how i got them, but i had some Arby's coupons for free fries and i gave them to the crossing gaurds, and from then on every day when i would cross they would give me a bag of candy. I miss them, and im thankful to the Arby's gods for allowing me to use their coupons for my gain

[@dapper-ant2634]

13:21 I was always told that if you felt really cold and then you started sweating/over hearing suddenly that it's time to go inside cause you are too cold and your body is trying it's hardest to keep you warm

[@TheCamden3]

40:16 Dont get me started on milk during dinner 😂 my sister’s dad made me drink milk with everything at dinner & because we lived pay check by pay check we would have to eat spaghetti alot (still do sadly lol) to where i cant drink milk anymore & refuse to eat spaghetti lmfao it gives me vietnam flashbacks

[@yaboi97]

Time for everyones favorite spaghetti or meat fever dream cast of pod time

[@TimmytheAutist]

My new favourite Dooo quote : "The last descendent of the Purple People."

[@KrayzLCK]

13:50 - Paradoxical undressing. And yes if you’re freezing to death and then you start to feel warm, you are dying. Do not go to sleep or you will never wake up.

[@weirdMericans]

Hello Goons i have some questions for you. -what is "hypothetically" the most illegal thing you would like to do. -you have to convince eachother to peg you, what is your strategy? -What old game would you like to be updated to modern standards? -you are starting a civil war in america, what 3 states would you choose as your domain. to start conquering the rest of US? -soup what is your best american football story from when you were playing? -you have to rebuild your house as a restaurant from a fast food chain. you have to run this place, what restaurant would you choose and why? -what is the best cake you have ever eaten? -Who is the most nerdy goons member. -you are wrestling a bear with a skirt in a land made of pizza, what are you doing? -in a MMA match between 10 chimpansees & 10 gorilla's, what side are you joining to fight with.

[@dofrobaggins1883]

I used to work at a dairy farm, some of the cows in there were producing 40+ lbs per milking and are milked 2-3 times per day.

[@ezrhawalraven1862]

Drinking whole milk by itself is so fucking good take it from a professional domino’s delivery driver

[@alilix]

didnt think the vid would make it today, thank you as always ♡

[@maddenkelly3480]

I literally was drinking out of the 2nd cup blarg brought up lol.

[@nihil27]

at 40:30 blargs right arms is twice the size of his left, i guess he didnt just play guitar when his car broke down

[@Young_buck2423]

Wild

[@alexanderthered5603]

You have a musical prodigy right there in your group, how do you guys not have a musical intro yet? Hell, what if one podcast you just play music or something?

[@mattwhaley1865]

I was expecting Smi77y to be on the podcast because milk is in the title.

[@Xeris-gm2mr]

Tapped the second I got the notification. My work day bouta go alot faster, thanks bois!!!

[@BiGGtuGG-ut9ir]

This is definitely one of the intros of all time

[@YondrBreach]

NEW PODCAST RAHHHHHHHHHH

[@KleenX_]

this is one from last week

[@YondrBreach]

@@KleenX_ I know I am ANRGY CAUSE OF NO PODCAST RAHHHH

[@Diabadass117]

@4:50 definitely not an easy job. It just adds an unnecessary extra work load and most places annex the dish area and are too busy to come help you wash them when you’re overloaded. Speaking from past experience at least on my part

[@musicpicker]

i sware im the only one who is absolutely obsessed with the piano intro, i wanna animate it so badly

[@kreignorthrup7441]

I swear on everything ever, I got the “ARBYS ROAST BEEF” ad right as y’all talking about it, swear to god😂😂😂

[@JacobDuby]

For anyone else who was curious about the body in the Arby's freezer, it was the manager, a 63-year-old woman named Nguyet Le. She got locked inside and apparently beat her hands bloody trying to escape. Her son found her, and the family filed a wrongful death lawsuit. The freezer was between -20 and -30 degrees, and she was inside for at least 4 to 5 hours. Apparently, some kind of latch had malfunctioned. The case is pretty weird. I couldn't find any updates, unfortunately

[@noahduren2727]

That’s dark

[@hannahzayna8873]

I’ve listened to about 10+ hours of the podcast on my trip to Banff and back home.

[@jmarz3643]

Anyone notice at around 41:20 Doo just makes cursed monkey meme and they all move on?

[@treechild1715]

Yeah I saw that and went straight to the comments to see if anyone else did

[@flipside87]

New rule.. if someone is late to the podcast, when the person shows up is when the hour starts!!

[@cris4946]

BABE WAKE UP NEW GOONS EPISODE DROPPED

[@cw3726]

Who else misses the ad read for Amp that they had for like 1 week on spotify where soup left a 10 second pause between talking points? Funniest shit i've ever heard on any of the goons channels tbh

[@A.tess08]

Soups look in his eyes are the look of parents eyes when your kids shits his bed at 3:00 in the morning.

[@The7Reaper]

Im not drinking any mommy milk unless its straight from the tap

[@TheGoldenKaren]

As soon as you guys starting talking about Blarg eating chips with milk, I turned onto a road called aycock dairy farm road in the work truck😂

[@chadmoats7289]

I work in refrigeration. Our walk-in freezers are generally kept at -10 degrees Fahrenheit. Usually there is a disconnect switch for the fans. If I was trapped in a freezer I would hit that switch. If there isn’t one then I would jam something in the fans to stop them. Also the walls are just foam with a thin layer of aluminum on each side. So with enough force you could probably cut through the wall with a pocket knife.

[@dr3d1dmngo8]

In the Arby's story the safety door latch was broken.... The manager went in the morning by herself and got locked in. The daytime staff didn't have a key to open the front door so she stayed there until the night manager unlocked it and found her , her phone was not with her...

[@DaemoniumRex118]

I know this is late but that dude with the 975 psi is equal to some grizzly bears

[@Sasqxtch]

Here since before you even numbered them 130 is crazy thanks for being consistent

[@xslayerx75]

46:22 they do, that's where Tofu comes from. They turn it into tofu.

[@mrengels]

dooos intro finally pushed me past the edge

[@JJ-xs3nu]

Were you edging ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@KrayzLCK]

40:40 - 2% milk reigns king. Lactose free milk is the king of kings, expiration date goes way longer than regular milk

[@northluvsu6322]

I remember I did the polar plunge one time (I live in Arizona, so it probably wasn't actually that cold) and when I got out I was burning for a second, then it went away. Felt super weird going from burning up to freezing cold instantly

[@ShoeNice22videos]

I appreciate the offer sir. I don't travel anymore

[@purplegangyt9401]

Appreciation to doo for trying to do the intro

[@leahmarvel4033]

Milk sales actually havent dropped, theyve gone up, despite competition and rise in prices.

[@leahmarvel4033]

Also cows move around a lot more than blarg seems to think

[@leahmarvel4033]

Lack of knowledge on ag in this episode is very prevelant again

[@genericsername]

bros the dairy dictator 💀💀

[@BillyBobJoe_ATV]

Lets go, my city's Arby's got mentioned on the Goons Podcast.

[@splinterwolf_]

I used to work at Arby’s and a couple days before my last day the manager had a heart attack and passed away

[@mastathrash5609]

Dude dying In a freezer for minimum wage is nightmare fuel, glad u got out cause your manager passing was a sign...

[@TheLindenbeat]

If the roadtrip podcast format is not attempted again, im suing.

[@barrelstuff7498]

This has been one of the intellectual Goons Podcast of all time.

[@apache4137]

During my shift, I had an inmate psychiatric patient bite off 2 fingers. His pointer finger and middle finger. There's more fun to the story, but I will leave yall with that. You guys are great thank you all for the really fun content. 🎉

[@senyumLebarr]

11:03 Arby's: I AM THE MEATS !!

[@TheFish83]

The best part about the Arby's moment is when it went to an ad and it was an Arby's roast beef ad 🤣🤣

[@jambiejambles]

46:16 BOY WHAT THE HELL

[@benjaminlaupichler9748]

I feel validated for being a burgerking enjoyer all these years

[@lwdrd]

That piano intro was genuinely beautiful

[@danieldunton2013]

Yess another hour to turn my brain off while I'm working😂

[@devynfordrums]

Being the guy one town over from the Arbys they’re talking about!! Lol

[@Nick.11]

3:43 this happens all the time in Argentina, so I don't think it's a fancy thing xD. I'm pretty sure it's like that so all the bread crumbs or whatever you eat before even getting the menu falls on the plate and doesn't make a mess... But it's still kind of a waste to not serve the food on that 1st plate lol, I guess they wanna be safe of any Karens complaining about being served a "dirty" plate

[@fridaolivia]

petition for Dooo to do the intro every coming episodes👀🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[@milesmaxwell09]

FBI watch list for Soup with them google searches

[@marcosalvarez3231]

No joke u guys provide a much needed service

[@lilliandavis8821]

9:50 that almost happened to me at my last job cuz I was in the walk-in deep freezer and it didn't have a hand so I panicked and punch the door then it opened so..

[@TheSovietDoggo]

What’s crazy about Tucker Carlson and boobs being brought up at the same time as a joke, is that HE ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT THAT ON HIS SHOW

[@might_e]

11:00 idk man anything could happen, she could have fainted or slipped and hit her head and got knocked out

[@might_e]

good fucking lord management knew the freezer's release latch was broken for months and she beat on the door till her hands were bleeding and died in agony

[@wyvern_warrior]

I mostly have milk for cooking and cereal (which I rarely have around the house) but I'll drink it plan so it doesn;t got to waste, it can hit the spot at night, when you tired of water, or when is hot and it's cold af.

[@grungemclovin8944]

I just went through your Spotify playlist again and episode #33 y'all chatting about sauces (bbq ketchup etc) and I thought I'd just point this out sweet baby Ray's is double the price of the "standard" Heinz ketchup, BBQ sauce, sweet chill yada yada still love you guys just wanted to point that out

[@m0kusatsu691]

There was actually a group of Africans that many colonizers were like "these bros purple" so you were techinically correct soup

[@TankandDimples]

Ice cold whole milk is everything...

[@MochiK1ng]

Mcnasty was too close to another fuckn food disorder, amazon beef sticks, vegen. He lives to beatbox another day

[@Spartan2818]

Thanks for the laughs my dudes

[@claytonandrewswrestling2490]

Funny enough with the caged momy milk me and a friend had this joke about having a farn and milking pregnant women to sell the milk to body builders 🤣🤣 glad to know that we share the same humor 🤣

[@XxJx3xX]

Couldn’t even break the skin on my finger btw. You’re subconscious brain ACTUALLY stops you without you even knowing you’re stopping yourself.

[@atreyuh]

0:18 mfw goons not upload

[@YondrBreach]

SAME!!

[@supremesloth105]

😢

[@notthefbi7049]

Fun fact: the term “black people” in Irish translates into Daoine Gorma, which translated back means Blue People (Gorm is blue in Irish)

[@durrylegion]

Blarg is looking jacked af

[@novarangerx6441]

Finally caught up to the podcast after months of listening at work! And now I question my knowledge of milk……….

[@kingdrewda1863]

ive never had battered french fries. gonna have to try that

[@jwhbos]

I had to play the intro again just to see Soup’s face