the great potato war is finally over

[@imasquidkid]

if you are reading this, go subscribe

[@toodley]

no

[@howdyhoedoe4527]

You have Nice hair

[@oskarhulthin7728]

First like and comment :3

[@yenbenone]

maybe

[@A1-914]

ok

[@spaceshipearth481]

"I didn't read The Art of War." That, my friend, was your biggest mistake

[@spaceshipearth481]

@Ashton Todarello "read the art of war you doofus." -sun tzu

[@zsidontknowwhattoname4395]

"why are all the clowns making fake quotes of me" - Sun Tzu art of war

[@CollinBale]

"you must read all art of war books before having a potato war with anyone, you absolute fool" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@tearsofjoy6326]

The biggest achievement in life is to have an achievement - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@rzproperty6426]

Dream didn't read the art of war

[@Kiwisy]

*"why is a minecraft youtuber using my quotes thousands of years later?"* -Sun Tzu

[@terrencefu2477]

lmao

[@starlight5ky]

@@craze7576 r/wooosh

[@sluigi]

@@craze7576 Do you know what a r/whoosh is. Besides r/Ihavereddit

[@jabblock5433]

“r/wooosh doesn’t work on a shitty joke.” -Sun Tzu

[@c0rrupt3d_g0d2]

@@craze7576 "Woosh with 4 o's" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@CollinBale]

"if you sacrifice everything to win the war, did you really win?" -Sun tzu, the art of war

[@The_Snailman]

“Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” - Sun Tzu

[@Eric-mw2kc]

That’s deep

[@clairiwell7635]

Bro That's deep

[@alexrojas1408]

“if you comment 4 times and the same person can see all 4 different comments then there is a problem” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@ciao9497]

TicTaco you can’t sacrifice everything if you never had anything

[@tahsyns.1506]

Technoblade V Squid Kid will go down as one of the greatest rivalries in gaming history. Rest in Peace Technoblade, King of Potatoes 👑

[@miahu8530]

R.I.P Technoblade

[@Evicted2213]

he can pass him now tho

[@df0rdeath58]

@@Evicted2213 Bruh

[@nightytime]

@@Evicted2213 Someone already passed Techno a year ago. Since then, many macroers have passed that person and ruined the leaderboards.

[@craftyskeleton4895]

@@nightytime its sad. only the legacy of squid's and techno's hard work remain

[@migolas8222]

*"Sleep doesn't matter when it comes to virtual potatoes"* - Sun Tzu

[@lopooqwuyt]

Just some mental issues, maybe lasting for the rest of my life, nothing serious.

[@KindaKaon]

Sun Tzu truly is an excellent and wise man

[@c.y.922]

“I don’t know if sleep deprivation is legally considered torture or not”

[@drodon1474]

Migolas the art of war

[@Jeremy-bd7sk]

Wait he saisesde tshath?

[@marswithtrees]

“Why two people would spend months farming virtual potatoes is beyond me.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@archiemetherell]

i remember this

[@fence3517]

Hamborger

[@happgamr9041]

Is this an actual quote or i dont know i never met him

[@archiemetherell]

@@happgamr9041 no its a reference to technoblades potato war vids

[@inactive.7549]

@@happgamr9041 Yeah it was his 420th ever quote.

[@meganbarnes5211]

"sleep is not necessary when two men are at war over potatoes" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@argon4480]

*_I don't need sleep, I need potatoes_*

[@witha1]

lies

[@heatherstrange4363]

@@witha1 you speak lies

[@witha1]

@@heatherstrange4363 you are the one who is speaking lies, liar

[@heatherstrange4363]

@@witha1 no u

[@greathoonta3461]

It’s pretty damn hard to beat someone who is so crazy about a war he memorizes your sleep patterns, exam times, every way to slow you down, etc. Mans even made sure he knew your REM cycle.

[@mr_terminator5864]

It’s absolutely insane how much one is willing to sacrifice for a war over potatoes in a block game.

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

There was really no winning with TechnoBlade, my man's a litteral god.

[@yazzy3177]

@@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th how u calling a guy who died to cancer a god LOL

[@flowrdawg8485]

@@yazzy3177 aint no way your saying that. the fact he had cancer has no connection as to why he is amazing

[@yazzy3177]

@@flowrdawg8485 aignt no way you're calliing technoblade a God. pathetic.

[@crounous7687]

This man literally linked Techno's Potato War series at the end. GG sir.

[@JustRhino]

Sifra Aprillia Fahira their friends lol

[@fostNZ]

@Sifra Aprillia Fahira that's what rivalry is. the respect of each others abilities.

[@Kyle-cr7ho]

He removed it...

[@fostNZ]

@@Kyle-cr7ho o o f

[@xaydenplayz17]

@@Kyle-cr7ho no he didn't

[@ZachariaM]

“The problem of being better than Squid, is living in a pool of ink.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@lopooqwuyt]

Ew

[@sticksnstraws8603]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@c.y.922]

Lol

[@danzyt2621]

That makes no sense but ok lol 😂

[@dorthymcgrane1290]

Nice hair dud

[@caspardghost204]

“I made many new memories” for example: Farmin potatoes Farmin potatoes Farmin potatoes Getting default danced on by technoblade

[@Dot1com-g5p]

"Technoblade's achievement"

[@barcafuteditz5399]

Technoblae: GEET NOOB SQUID KID

[@realbignoob1886]

Dance potato kid

[@liebling4069]

extreme sleep deprivation

[@stevenandersen6989]

What will squid kid do now?

[@ironic_ghost62]

Only with a worthy rival can one achieve greatness -technoblade Thank you for being that rival squid kid

[@TimmyTheTuna]

What happens to squid kid

[@kaustubh_haha]

-Sun Tzu

[@ironic_ghost62]

@@kaustubh_haha yes

[@NamelessTheHater]

would be boring if it was a rando

[@bigveinywang]

'You could literally quote anything with Sun Tzu The Art Of War.' -Sun Tzu The Art Of War

[@french_bread_gud7046]

U didn’t add the quotation things

[@applesapples5899]

French_bread_gud r/wooosh

[@Anitsu]

apples apples thats not how u use that 😂😂

[@randomusernames]

@@applesapples5899 r/woooosh***

[@applesapples5899]

random user e

[@cowboymooman8776]

"I missed a collab with Dream because i was too busy farming potatoes." -Technoblade, the Practice of Conflict

[@fusionxtras]

Honestly he was wayy to far ahead not to have gone for it

[@stormmugger4719]

Šë

[@filipdahl6774]

Dansker

[@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210]

and that is how we got Dream vs Technoblade

[@Zyphon]

You may have lost the war, but you won a KZbin career

[@aetherheart1954]

Zyphon!!

[@clippedoutofcontext2283]

True

[@andrelopes5719]

This is very true he has gained alot from this war disappointing from his lose to the 1 and only techno but he gained fame and effort and many complications but in the end did he really lose?

[@kalumW]

Pogg

[@tophu_]

“Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it on to someone else.” ― Mitch Albom squid passed on his honour as the supreme potato farmer, and Technoblade passed on 6 months of potential uploads to squid.

[@Eyezaaa]

All im gonna say is : "I've narrowed him out of 1 to 4 colleges" - Techno

[@lavenishere_]

Yes, that was terrifying-

[@LuisVillodas]

What?!

[@thesaroscycle_archive]

Can you link to it?

[@lavenishere_]

@@thesaroscycle_archive There's a video of tommy reacting to potato war 3, he said that techno said that quote.

[@christiangasior4244]

What does that even mean? He can’t effect what college he goes to.

[@mr.trident1363]

Technoblade: "Eventually he caught onto the strat and made a pumpkin farm of his own." Squid: "I didn't know why, and it made me nervous, so I uhh... decided to make one too."

[@brookecatherine2883]

Lol

[@vinny3243]

Lol

[@galacticburger4789]

Lol

[@creeperproof2]

Lol

[@Est.-.]

Lol

[@MISTERSLAPYEAH]

“Honestly, it made me feel like a fricking genius” Meanwhile in techno’s video “Yeah, I knew he was lying.”

[@Stillious22]

Also in techno's vid "He's playing skyblock WHILE IM PLAYING DEATH NOTE"

[@volcanic9120]

@@Stillious22 He thinks he can outsmart me with my own strategies for he is yet to realise that he is but a puppet, and I the puppeteer! DANCE POTATO BOY, DANCE

[@Stillious22]

@@volcanic9120 That was hilarious

[@lk56alt29]

Also techno: "DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE"

[@xneri772]

Tehno outsmarted squids outsmarting

[@nakupovani1]

“If you wish to defeat me you must train for another 500 years.” - Technoblade, The Art Of War [2]

[@oofliqe]

😂

[@Bardukas]

Learned from san tzu if im right

[@coolmay5]

@@Bardukas ITS SUN TZU YOU ACTUAL SWINE

[@wafflebrd2479]

Campbell nope, its sans zoom

[@randomly47]

The art of war is written by Sun Tze not Techno

[@greathoonta3461]

I love how you did something that made you feel smart, and literally as soon as you did Techno found it and destroyed it.

[@ArDeeMee]

*and it turned out to be a trap. ^^

[@michaelmedvedskiy7449]

"He is yet to realize, that he is but a puppet, and I - the puppeteer. Dance, potato boy, DANCE" - Swine Tzu, The Art Of Potato War

[@prodwooshy]

Underrated comment

[@switch1495]

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE

[@user-ee1rl3tg7w]

"i am far superior to sun tzu" -swine tzu

[@ebie5185]

This is my favourite thing anyone, noot just Technoblade, BUT ANYONE had ever said.

[@kaiklasher]

“Technoblade neva dies.” -Sun Tzu, _The Art Of War_

[@slixon8712]

I’m sorry sun tzu but that is wrong in every way possible

[@cringebot3082]

Somony Cheesey its a joke idiot

[@JaskHuma]

Under rated comment

[@ultimatenebula6376]

PREACH

[@zecharytsang821]

Underrated

[@CA_Productions827]

Squid: Not gonna lie posting that made me feel like a genius Techno: The second I saw that tweet I knew he was LYING

[@ghostly795]

Yea i thought that was hilarious

[@TrentonDoesStuff.]

"Now I'm not denying someone put rookie axes in his potion system... BECAUSE IT WAS ME"

[@anuragneelam8527]

@@TrentonDoesStuff. xD

[@luiscarrillo1790]

@Hamish Bunyan not 1 step ahead..... HES ALWAYS 69 STEPS AHEAD

[@immuninatislayer9918]

@@luiscarrillo1790 4 parallel universes ahead

[@williamhu9567]

Technoblade has passed. We’ll always remember this battle you guys fought. This series is one of my favourites of Technoblade’s, and thank you for participating it.

[@JoicSeth]

"Are ya winning, son?" "Sure am, dad... Wait, who is this Whitelisted guy?"

[@aloab5129]

oh

[@jamixflixs]

Nothing Important

[@lopooqwuyt]

It can’t be anything important. Wait why does he have technoblade on his friends list?

[@lobstersawaityou3908]

bread boys.

[@secretsilver3662]

Famous last words

[@clipzguy3133]

Technoblade... 1) Memorized your sleep schedule 2) Ignored his own family for potatoes 3) Mapped out your whole life on an excell sheet There's no point trying to outcompete him.

[@anonomoushuan8477]

Techno is on a whole new level of dedication not previously know by mankind

[@clipzguy3133]

@@anonomoushuan8477 True

[@allen8655]

On one of Tommy’s stream he said in a call that technoblade locates Squid to one of four colleges and by now he might of found him already so ya know there’s that

[@duckyjoel5373]

@@allen8655 that's a scary amount of determination

[@frozenhyena279]

Not to mention he considered sleep deprivation to squid.

[@westcoast9158]

"I tweeted out a lie to fool technoblade" "I was feeling pretty smart" Techno:This man.....was LYIN

[@Burperino]

Hahah techno is secretly the genius

[@improvingguitarist1595]

@@Burperino well he did said that hes very interested in psychology.

[@thequirksandworks]

Well Squid,,,you win by default now. You were the only one rival that could truly stand toe to toe with Techno. R.I.P

[@rivermaxwell3834]

One day, when Squidkid goes to heaven, he will sea Techno sitting on a massive thrown of potatoes.

[@jardyandthekittsters5457]

@@rivermaxwell3834 he went to heaven and said to jesus let me fight your dad or ill greef heaven with potatoes

[@r2ube]

Crazy how skyblock history was made all cause Techno needed to upgrade a set of armor he never used

[@bapu8459]

kekw skyblock becomes the new 2b2t

[@georgeofhamilton]

In Minecraft history.

[@Saladorsomethingidk]

Indeed

[@omlette]

Absolutely

[@nuparu57]

oh hey havent seen you in a while

[@imakebadcontent9255]

“Stop quoting me” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

"No" -Genghis Kan

[@rempuia69]

@@totalorganfailuregaming3252 "ok" -Albert Einstein, The Art Of Science.

[@Sairoux]

"what" -me

[@MartyyyYt]

@@Sairoux ‘same’ - you

[@helpdadcomeback]

"For my part, I have now realized that rank number 1 isn't an achievement. It's a prison that forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title. But now, with the war over, I'm free." -Technoblade, 2020

[@yousefgallali5304]

I almost cried when he said I'm free WHY DO I LIE I CRIED

[@lucasr7467]

we all know that he isnt done and will probably still farm

[@kaiga3246]

That's literally the same with the bedwars win streak

[@michaeltamire7393]

@@lucasr7467 im pretty sure he's actually done

[@helpdadcomeback]

EnoughSetting Techno did say he might still farm, just not for 15 hours a day, and maybe not even daily

[@clean0017]

"You may have lost the war, but you won a verification symbol" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@aetheraaa702]

"It took me 2 hours to lose mcc, but it Will take you 9 months to lose the Potato war." -Technoblade

[@SivillyHoshi]

-Technoblade, The Art of War

[@suntzu3905]

*T H E B L A D E*

[@shiv7978]

T H E B L A D E

[@q.479]

T H E B L A D E

[@suntzu3905]

@@q.479 *T H E B L A D E*

[@Spectralyzed]

Squid: "I tweeted out a lie about why I closed my island to make Techno think I didn't know what he was doing." Meanwhile: Techno: "I've developed a bit of a... 'psychological profile'.... of this man... I know how he TALKS... I know how he THINKS... and when I saw this tweet, I instantly knew that this man was LYIN'." This war has been the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.... thanks to both you and Techno for this magnificent show of strategy, determination, and absolute insanity.

[@marcosdelgado3305]

This war showed us how far these two were willing to go for potatoes

[@alannguyen7404]

Sun Tzu “you never won”

[@nwblader6231]

“Of course i believe him when he said that someone was dumping rookie axes in his hoppers... because it was me”

[@sword1066]

I read that in techno's voice

[@zazithym3569]

One of the best anime of all time 10/10

[@Juddernaut89]

You fought against a god and made him bleed, more than most mortals could ever dream.

[@lhayabuza6488]

I like that

[@LordGarchomp]

This man was dead when it started Techno KNEW WHEN HE SLEPT and was like 10 steps ahead of him at all times

[@じゅげむ-s6b]

@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains well, compared to an average player, squid is in that top 5% that makes techno suffer

[@Antidote-hx7if]

Except he can not bleed as he is the blood god BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@yikesEddie]

Can i borrow this comment in a piece of artwork? O:

[@hoikslol]

Technoblade will never die, the memories he gave us will live on forever. rest in peace

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

At least squidkid has the most potatoes now

[@enjoyzz1550]

@@aguyontheinternet8436 bro you better shut up and delete your comment

[@Storm-_-rider]

@@aguyontheinternet8436 technos account still holds it so your both rong and insensitive

[@TWAFFLEG]

Rip

[@sextiliscreek]

I’ll cheers to that man.

[@CyberWaifu]

"Dance, Potato Boy!" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@maru93-c1x]

"Hey, that's my line!" - Technoblade, The Art of The Mind

[@charles4740]

“He who doesn’t read the art of war shall lose” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@xa-xii9986]

@IdiotWhoKnowsSarcasm "You clearly didn't read the art of war" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@brodybrown3242]

70% percent of quotes on the internet are falsely quoted _sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@weston3597]

Ah yes

[@jaiden9240]

Squid kid, farming potatoes normally, techno memorizing his sleep patterns and performing high level sabotage

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

He was going full obsessive stalking lover on him.

[@joytw9811]

He even wanted to called squid while squid is asleep (sleep deprived whatever you call it) But stopped only because he didn't know if it's legal or not

[@rairinirin]

@@joytw9811 he should've done it anyways lmaooooo

[@Zotao]

Techno is insane with the min games. I love techno

[@sombimcjunior4451]

xD

[@lanluhylrean1122]

You have lost one of your greatest rivals squidkid. We will all miss the hoglin king, the lord of potatoes, and all around pig anarchist. We as a community will all miss him.

[@dragongaming2796]

This man probably still has ptsd hearing the discord ringtone

[@May-yi2ci]

LMAO

[@Wobble202]

IKR

[@May-yi2ci]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@jesssko3796]

TRUUEEEE

[@dan-us6nk]

You can change it in the files, no?

[@ShadowSwazy]

crazy way to end the war even after all the effort, gg squiddy boy

[@Saladorsomethingidk]

What's up shadow

[@r2ube]

Salad

[@Saladorsomethingidk]

@@r2ube hi

[@dinkleberg1561]

R2

[@zeux6634]

gg potato boy

[@theshermantanker7043]

I'm sure squid now looks back on this entire war fondly after we lost Technoblade to sarcoma, it may have been a competition but I'm confident they became good friends in the process

[@mdthird996]

"I felt like a genius" techno "the moment i saw that tweet i knew squid was lying"

[@AyaanGaming2211]

techno: laughs in supremacy

[@SappyJupiter37]

“everyone make fake quotes for likes” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@CourtFool]

The commenter knows it’s obviously fake and some of them are pretty funny

[@orangeaustronaut606]

Most are real

[@stormmugger4719]

Stop

[@stormmugger4719]

HalfEatenPizza ?

[@Euoplocephalus]

Anal intercourse -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@slithimsethura4606]

Squid kid trying to outsmart techno: smort Techno who already created a psycholic profile of him: laughs in madman

[@cj_hartigan]

psychological profile

[@cj_hartigan]

@lowercase 2 psychological profile

[@themetalmario77]

psychological profile

[@randomslayer9018]

Psychological profile

[@Foxyboi1]

Psychological profile

[@Sledge11701]

I swear I watch the great potato war like 3-4 times a year and it’s to the point where I can quote parts of it

[@Rabbotic]

_"The real potato crown are the friends we made along the way"_ *-Some dude on yt*

[@someguywithyoutube5570]

Mechanical Rabbit hey that's me

[@j-money753]

"I totally believe someone filled his hopper system with rookie axes, *B e c a u s e I t w a s m e* "

[@lavenishere_]

And his tone was hilarious lmao

[@albbf467]

Liar

[@8ullred]

"was it worth it?" "what" "Was it worth your time to lose mcc" "It costed me 2 hours to lose mcc but it'll cost you 9 months to lose the potato war" "K RELAX RELAX HELLO"

[@The_Snailman]

Well it kinda was worth it for squid ya know since he did gain a ton of subs “Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” - Sun Tzu

[@k4ikaii]

you're lucky to have known him. rest easy potato king

[@brookechongashing1867]

At this rate, I’ll never have to read the art of war if literally the entire comment section is just quotes

[@tomc.5704]

--Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@zylachzach]

Just look through any of technoblades comment sections and you’ve basically read it in it’s entirety

[@xann2681]

You've got all my respect for doing what no one would ever imagine doing for a leaderboard

[@dropthegame8620]

But Technoblade...? He did some real crap Squid was ok I guess

[@xnafu]

@@dropthegame8620 He's got the respect for competing with technoblade. and actually doing well.

[@ginger02231]

it payed well, at first he started at around a few hundred subs. Now he’s about to hit 100k

[@skeldrboii6247]

"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHY ARE THEY QUOTING ME" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@derfine6513]

"Cause why not" -Bailey Brady, The Very Cringy guy

[@Calkori]

“Bailey has a point doe” -Cake, the also very cringy person

[@MnDogman]

“ ^ “ - MnDogman , doesn’t know what to say and cringy

[@derfine6513]

"Same here" -Ross Bailey, The Cringy Guy

[@derfine6513]

"Im pretty sure this is an og one" -Ross Bailey, The Cringy Guy

[@itzabodiplayz]

"Did you win?" "Yes" "What did it cost you?" "Technoblade" Rip techoblade. 🐷👑

[@CollinBale]

"never write all your secrets down in a book and show it to the public" -sun Tzu the art of war

[@testman_prototype762]

WAIT, THAT'S CLASSIFIED INFO GET OUTA HERE EVRYONE WILL KNOW SUN TZU IS MADE UP BY WIKIPEDIA IF THEY SEE THIS

[@LoneRope4]

The Reynolds Pamphlet

[@CollinBale]

@@testman_prototype762 lol

[@SparseB]

God when he wrights a holy book 😰😰

[@ezramatan5233]

“Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja]

And that's why techno was farming carrots at the same time.

[@katriii_]

Is than an actual quote from the book Finally a good joke I'm kinda sick with these fake quotes ngl lmao

[@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja]

@@katriii_ The actual quotes are cool, but these joke quotes are getting lame.

[@katriii_]

@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja exactly Finding something that actually fits into the topic is cool, techno made a twist in the second episode making a fake quote and it was funny because it was something original, now it's getting pretty repetitive I should buy that book o.o

[@ezramatan5233]

@@katriii_ Yeah. I love Sun Tzu. I use his teachings every day. I know it's a meme and all but all jokes aside they're useful, especially in business.

[@s.o.k.1393]

6:56 "the admins gave me a silver medal out of pity" bruh you probably have spent more time on this game than all the admins combined they gave you that medal out of admiration

[@lasagna3289]

Awfully smug tone for a baseless assumption

[@3verstorm]

Lasagna +1

[@guineagames1048]

all of them combined probs could outdo technoblade. and if your counting admin rank... well tahts watchdog :P

[@guineagames1048]

*out of being on the leaderboard, like the 3rd placer probs got a medal, and the top 10k got rewarded

[@liesandslander_9486]

EyeSees You ...admins are also kinda devs so they spend a lot of time off the server/afk just making sure everything works...

[@MusicToilet]

Lets be grateful that out of all people, squid was a rival against technoblade

[@randomtechpriest2644]

You fought a restless man, a man of pure determination and spite. You fought an enemy that was unstoppable. It was a losing battle, feel no shame as you lose, but feel pride that you fought so bravely

[@rohanuchil9631]

Underrated comment

[@randomlady4949]

yeah and honestly if it had been anyone other than techno he would have won. they were both crazy determined and committed and not many other people would be willing to do that much work for the #1 spot.

[@Endlessly1_]

No comment

[@Endlessly1_]

Well technically I just commented so :000000000

[@logi-operations]

Underrated comment

[@KR-wl5yd]

"I felt like I was the smartest person alive" Technoblade "Second just like your potato rank"

[@bobth3god]

that a big ouch

[@tuhp5237]

OOF we havin calamari tonight after that

[@AquaedYT]

ouch

[@juenno]

eek

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

Oooooooof

[@rohan.khurana31]

squid: secretly starts farming potatoes again techno finds out: 1 billion potatoes here I come

[@DFero13]

Sounds fun, but you should read the item description of Techno's Potato King Crown. Foot notes: "Congrats!!! But please stop now!" It's fun in the short run, but spending entire weeks farming potatoes by Hand is mentally dangerous! I mean look at Technoblade 🤪😤 😨

[@purpleturtle8184]

@puffy 4life Hes not dumb,its just well HE NEVER DIES

[@silvershine5935]

@@purpleturtle8184 I mean he even trolled skeppy.

[@JamesM1994]

@puffy 4life Not dumb, mentally unstable.

[@notfwep1869]

so true he is also more clever than everyone here did you see his plans of sabotage

[@Barrelroll059]

Squid don’t take it back from techno so we will remember him in his death

[@tamkiclips2493]

technos title was alr taken months back

[@universalpotato9503]

I’m a techno fan but that doesn’t mean that squid isn’t a amazing KZbin who didn’t put real work into what he cared about he is a really cool youtuber

[@deactivated.1254]

+1

[@lightwarrior9579]

respec

[@kenz2185]

HE'S PLAYING SKY BLOCK WELL IM PLAYING DEATHNOTE HE IS BUT A MERE PUPPET AND I THE PUPPETEER,DANCE DANCE POTATO BOY! Techno being too intense

[@pawa7714]

while* not well

[@turtlerocket8075]

My fav is “he was too fast because he was too quick.” -Technoblade, God of Blood (mcc 9)

[@Zenpheny]

DANCE PATOTA BOY DANCE*

[@czy.]

*"potatoes are potatoes"* - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

[@darksheriff8604]

*yes*

[@thomatsu4591]

*no*

[@animatedlife3305]

Yes

[@dennismenace7773]

Lol

[@verycreativename4447]

Yes

[@Jaydeesnuts]

Now this war is actually over, unfortunately...

[@qrae_qrae6629]

seeing this video after watching Potato War: 3 is so mindblowing, especially the parts Techno predicted that squid was actually lying. can't believe psychology is gonna be useful on a block game spud war.

[@improvingguitarist1595]

Ikr

[@dadbodchance7502]

Techno is actuallly Sun Tzu

[@Toasted0range]

@Saigo pog?

[@mrsmith4199]

U should believe technoblade was taught by sun tzu

[@lasagnatray7879]

This is like the moment in a detective movie where the villain cries about being bested

[@The_Snailman]

Was squid really the villain.... "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Batman

[@hugebuffman3619]

@@The_Snailman he's wearing a suit of course he's the villain

[@bigguy1380]

@@hugebuffman3619 You have good logic

[@koldfusion3742]

More like the moment when you realise there are no heroes

[@crappyj7603]

the villian ?

[@diadrag8397]

„Potatos are like People, if u cook them they taste better“ -Sun Tzu the Art of war

[@Willo2015]

I can't agree more, I know from experience.

[@interestingbruh670]

@@Willo2015 hol up

[@haze1683]

Hold up there officer

[@nobodyasked3937]

Willo2015 FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@Willo2015]

@@nobodyasked3937 oh no not again

[@9CCPs]

June 30th 2022 “I’ve won… but at what cost?…”

[@VoidXDsfx]

“You didnt fail entirely. You’ve gone from 70 followers ti 10s of thousands of subscribers”. -From Technoblade, nice hair btw

[@LuigiZSZ]

“Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@Austin-sd2eb]

“Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@dragonfire8873]

"Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@Animallover24678]

"Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@haleyw0203]

“Sun Tsu, The Art of War -Sun Tsu, The Art of War -Sun Tsu, The Art of War -Sun Tsu, The Art of War -Sun Tsu, The Art of War -Sun Tsu, The Art of War” -Sun Tsu, The Art of War

[@oka8470]

😫🤯

[@kel1660]

“Use this template and you’ll get likes” - Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@peryexp]

Liar LOL

[@kel1660]

NRGetixx MC I got 21 🤷‍♂️ anyway it was a joke

[@aidancza96]

69th like Nice

[@benthamhu6511]

Well, it didnt get you any. -*Sun Tzu, The Art Of War*

[@kel1660]

Bentham Hu 😂 103 is quite good for me

[@Mr_Inspiration]

Looks like Squid Kid forgot to include the best part of this all. The fact that he got danced on by Technoblade for losing to him. 🥔

[@kel1660]

“I don’t remember saying any of this” - Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@chieuleyang6768]

我都没有用过英文说东西 - Sun Tzu, the art of war Translation: I never even said anything in English. (Sorry If my Chinese isn’t grammatically correct, it isn’t my first language)

[@kel1660]

Chieu Le yang中国語が話せません

[@kel1660]

Chieu Le yang 😂

[@chieuleyang6768]

Kel 那最后四个字是不是不是中文或者是我不会认的而已 - Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@THEcoolGAMER60]

“Why is everyone using my quotes???” Sun tzu, the art of war

[@nine7702]

BRUH XD

[@ginger02231]

these aren’t even original anymore. It’s just cringe

[@econtol]

@@ginger02231 thats the joke lmao. I can just wooosh you.

[@thehungryman1290]

@@ginger02231 thats what makes them funny though :)

[@jayzeyii6916]

"STOP QUOTING ME!!!" -Sun tzu, the art of war

[@birbrkewl8556]

"act strong when you are weak and weak when you are strong" sun tzu, the art of war

[@boriskogan5973]

appear, not act

[@NamaGw321]

BRO WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON THIS GUY. He litterally DIDNT do any harm to technoblade or whatsoever AND this was 2 YEARS AGO. Squid kid and techno are friends

[@bryanb2130]

Imagine being so dedicated to a game that you would get the respect of another KZbinr. I could never

[@tronche2cake]

69th like nice

[@ЕкатеринаШумакова-г3х]

yeah techno definitely deserved respect from squid

[@prodbykaji]

ба шка с бе дой no

[@skibidi6976]

“I’m not gonna lie this made me feel like a fricking genius, I thought I was the smartest person alive” You are but a puppet to the potato mastermind

[@BasedMale32]

yea techno even knew it was a lie lol

[@chriswong8821]

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE

[@brookecatherine2883]

YOU LOSE SQUIDBOI, YOU LOOOOOSE

[@richnort.4417]

Some y'all still hating on squid cause he lost, but squid didn't HAVE to fight back. He actually managed to get a ton of subscribers and kinda keep up with techno even if he lost. If y'all clowning on him, just know if you tried to do what squid did you would've gotten smacked.

[@Stillious22]

true. Techno's actully insane he'll probably not play skyblock for a year because of the burn out

[@Aa-vn5gu]

Yadumani Ghimire will he start a play through of grinch simulator again?

[@Stillious22]

@@Aa-vn5gu I hope so that series will be amazing

[@The_Snailman]

“Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” - Sun Tzu

[@Zxod.]

@@Aa-vn5gu the poor orphans

[@moonboi3948]

potato war is, by far, my favorite minecraft saga. Thanks for making it possible and being a great competitor!

[@seanmaguire548]

I love how squid’s video is quite somber with no music and he is speaking in one tone never raising or lowering his voice but techno’s video is very jubilant with him excited and playing a lot of music.

[@cormacb2326]

One of them lost, one of them won.

[@ryryl6053]

That's cause he lost

[@nataliakovaleva7108]

Technos videos was always like that even before the potato war

[@CollinBale]

THATS CUZ HE TOOK THE L *read in TechnoBlade voice*

[@rishabhranjan5757]

it’s very unlike techno to put in more effort than someone else

[@Yolboc]

Perhaps the real potatoes were the friends we made along the way.

[@hawkspiral]

Alternatively: perhaps the real friends were the potatoes we made along the way

[@kDarko]

Is this some joke I'm to uncultured to understand?

[@lihenry2815]

After watching Technoblade's pov of the Fall of L'manberg i find this sentence to be very familiar

[@jeanremi8384]

you know, that makes at most 50 friends, kinda cool

[@hiddenalien]

Nah

[@Donut001]

I’m honestly really impressed you were able to keep up with the insane Technoblade for so long. You really deserve all the support... it was a good run!

[@therainbowgamer5126]

Technoblade really broke squid on a physical,mental,and spiritual level

[@adrin4261]

You think he wasn’t

[@tylerbrewer8863]

"we are not defined by the W's we get but rather the L's we claim" -Sunny Tsao, the guy that made General chicken

[@humanoidnight1853]

lol

[@honestlyidontknow3673]

lmao

[@winxwest2964]

Can we give a round off applause for squid. The potato war would have never been so funny if some random person lost the number one spot and just gave up or changed vegetables. Squid kept at it farming for hours attempting to top the levels of potato insanity that radiated from techno. He may have lost the war, but he got me to laugh along the way.

[@ziril3972]

This!

[@technospyform1578]

👐facts

[@The_Snailman]

“Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” - Sun Tzu

[@flupsdarups3897]

“Even the finest sword plunged into salt water will eventually rust.” ― Sun Tzu

[@PERFEkTi0N1]

Wow I went down a weird rabbit hole. I’ve never watched Technoblade but after recent news his potato video popped up I watched it. Saw your comment watched your perspective and I got hooked. It’s unfortunate what happened and I’m sorry that it took the recent news to watch but I can appreciate the content you both gave us.

[@elgatorock2321]

same thing here, i've obly watched him twice, but now youtube keeps recommending me his videos, i loved this potatoe war series

[@lol101_9]

Nobody: Potato war Ends: Technoblade: Don’t try this at home.

[@allen8655]

I’m not, I’m doing this outside cuz I can’t grow potatoes inside or at least it’s much slower and inefficient

[@Catsrnice_]

Wrong template my friend

[@splayairplane3418]

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Zemtexx]

Well played 👏

[@rexmortimus5520]

techno vs squid in a nutshell: "DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE", "im not gonna lie this made me feel like a fricking genious"

[@brianhiteroza5180]

"Lose 1 war Win a KZbin Career" -Sun Tzu The Art Of War

[@alvinmathewmiclat5462]

Lose 1 war Win a KZbin Career -brian hiteroza

[@loganiushere]

Squid: "I tweeted out a lie about why I closed my island to make Techno think that I didn't know what he was doing. I'm not gonna lie, this made me feel like I was a freaking genius." Techno: _Instantly figures out that Squid lied and why_

[@kirbyblasters]

He didn’t loose, he mearly failed to win -OverSimplified

[@ajwootz8165]

*Mearly failed to win.

[@threebysix]

Fabulous Wootz this enraged his father, who punished him severely

[@Aromantha]

Loose

[@joeltheman838]

yeah he didn't loose he but he did lose.

[@mrdude9536]

Oh so other people watch that

[@cocoshort6528]

is no one gonna mention how beautiful that intro was

[@maezhang1477]

It looks like minecraft

[@hackjohnny452]

no

[@blob8390]

Sorry but technos intros and outros are just better

[@jomo3480]

@@blob8390 techno is better but that doesnt make squid intro bad

[@thejuliotapiashow2251]

It wasn't

[@TrentonDoesStuff.]

techno: I WON POTATO BOY *does emote* squid: AH HE IS DOING A LITTLE EMOTE ON ME NOT LIKE THIS- 3rd place guy: tf they doin over there

[@LordOfPanzers]

Yeah i wonder what third place thinks about this chaos at the top.

[@derandere4356]

Both place 3 with 190m an place 4 with 120m were in technos stream cheering...

[@TrentonDoesStuff.]

@@derandere4356 *coughs in joke*

[@Squim]

Thanks for being a great adversary for Technoblade