The Great Wall (2017) - The First Attack Scene (1/10) | Movieclips

[@jborreggine8759]

I love how he says "aim for the eyes" as if it's even possible at that distance when you have multiple targets moving at such speed in an unpredictable manor.

[@MrX-tx9lo]

Must have confused them for elvish archers.

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Manner*

[@袁浩扬]

No, the translation was wrong. He said: Aim for the eye of the valley!" Which is a location in the valley rather than the eyes of the monsters.

[@Zipxa_Raya142]

And then they hit the neck not eyes

[@Lukart44]

"Aim for THE EYES !" "Huh... Sorry I Meant Aim for THE SHOULders...?" "No i get it all wrong Damnit ! What is wrong with those things...?" "Aim for THE EYES That Are ON THE SHOUDLERS FOR SOME REASON !!

[@slobodanreka1088]

"Sir, should we have barrels of oil on the ramparts?" "No, use those blue acrobat chicks."

[@redfaux74]

Please.... that'll teach them equality. 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewcarlson3486]

🤦‍♂️

[@Nails_by_Tonegel]

Lmao😭

[@paddyjoe1884]

@@Nails_by_Tonegel LOL

[@dara5820]

The Crane Corps seems to be a method of punishment/execution rather than a position of honor. It's more like a penal battalion than anything.

[@Healingpro90]

Remember kids, when defending a wall always have skilled warriors going over the wall to attack the enemy

[@missmaddy]

Game of thrones writers in the last season: That's a brilliant idea!

[@theregalproletariat]

Plot twist: The Crane Corps are just a way to get rid of people the government doesn't like

[@mr.jellojerry1044]

If they send people over to attack those monsters they will be greatly out numbered

[@Todsor]

Historically, it was underpaid guards opening the gate to receive bribery from the enemy.

[@dakodablack7312]

@@theregalproletariat they could of atleast took bombs

[@sentosaco]

Matt Damon's reaction to the crane corps is literally all of us.

[@garygearboy1358]

its basically suicide with extra steps my guy like dude just throw the spears down instead of killing them bro ;-;

[@LibraryMysteries]

omg lets invent this new technique that's basically spear wielding bungi jumpers!!!

[@alitadombroski7688]

" we're going to jump down the wall to thousands of blood thirsty monsters and then eaten alive brutally in the end " " that is a fantastic idea "

[@RackednStackeddd]

⁠@@garygearboy1358seriously that's like a dozen gone is less than what? 20 minutes?

[@Nick-78]

Right? Gotta imagine that is the least sustainable way to use troops, considering the ridiculous fatality rate.

[@pranavbaskar8313]

U know it’s serious when they be hitting drums with knunchucks

[@jackson.n1190]

Sus

[@snoop05]

Sus

[@ApenmanBlack]

Sus

[@CringeProductions-pe6py]

Sus

[@UwU-s3b]

red is sus

[@StreamerHighlightsHQ834]

I love how there's millions of these monsters and they send valuable, skilled warriors to do a backflip, kill one or two of these monsters and get torn apart. Great plan...

[@JoeMartinez18]

would been better if they just stand on the walls and kill the monster that climb up the wall preventing them or make it harder for them to reach the top of the wall, and since they are attached with ropes, they have an easier time to dodge the tao-tei

[@radmehrlamei4087]

Is this dutch's plan?

[@doodoo7922]

*Japanese planes flashback*

[@thomaslocke3939]

Pretty soon no monsters left!

[@umpanz1101]

@@radmehrlamei4087 That... But with a spoonful of Tahiti

[@chinbeiszoloo8569]

As a Mongolian, I am proud to be represented as reptile, so accurate.

[@namesurname5613]

Just edited my replies

[@samirseedat1274]

Lol

[@engi6297]

And as a Turk.I am proud to be reptile too.Great

[@duylai2224]

as a Vietnamese, oh wait, we only invaded em once and murder 1 city, but hey, count me in

[@cuneytarbay8326]

not moğol is turks

[@ricardosousa1436]

300 meters away, thousands of enemies. Archers Commander: "Aim for the eyes." Archers: "Sure thing."

[@ricardosousa1436]

@@brenwenmin what?

[@ricardosousa1436]

@@brenwenmin Ohh, i didnt remember is name, its been a long time since i watch the movie but i dont think they mention where did he come from, just that he came for the same reason a lot of guys came before him, to steal the arsenal from the great wall which apparently was pretty advance.

[@BobBob-oc5jj]

@@brenwenmin He's European, they were trying to infiltrate china for gunpowder

[@joeljustjazzing]

@@brenwenmin some mf european who wants gunpowder maybe?

[@Instagramletsallgetintoheaven]

We put your comment on our channel lol

[@claytonkickflip7595]

Commander: throw girls with spears at them Soldier: sir you mean throw the spears at them? commander: you heard what I said

[@oddctioum]

this is an underrated comment if i ever seen one. why do i imagine this said in perfect british accent?

[@ElderScrolls7]

@@oddctioum monty python

[@vaanvash1974]

😂 Haha

[@wallahhabibiiii]

*DID I STUTTER?*

[@stuart2777]

lool, good one

[@darulezlulez2625]

"Aim for the eyes!" "dude, there's a green tsunami wave coming. Just make sure you hit anything!"

[@midgetydeath]

The eyes on those creatures don't look like entry points to any vital spots anyway.

[@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite]

@@midgetydeath It is said later in the movie that the brain can be easily stabbed through the eyeball, instantly killing the Tao Tei.

[@SpookyRumi]

@@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite Ah yes, shoulderbrain

[@westonadams7135]

And somehow launching arrows 600+ yards away...

[@ethanyang8702]

@@SpookyRumi You know these are aliens right? a brain could be anywhere lol. Godzilla has 2 and 1 of them is in his tail.

[@randomicatto]

"When the enemy is close, send them ho's" -Sun Tzu, art of ho's

[@alangutierrez9359]

😂

[@katherynlee2421]

You made me laugh. Take my like and get out!

[@dara5820]

The Crane Corps seems to be a method of punishment/execution rather than a position of honor. It's more like a penal battalion than anything.

[@elizabethpinkerton9866]

@@dara5820 or penile?

[@GameBoyyearsago]

😂😂😂😂

[@JepperlyReal]

I don't know which one is worse. The general who said "Aim for their eyes!" when the monster are literally 200+ meter away or the crane corps attack by doing backflips and poke at the endless wave of monsters, risking their own lives and probably succeeding in only killing one .

[@drekson23]

I question my self about the guy who said aim for the eyes. If he even sees where his arrow went.

[@TheRadioknight]

option 2 first option at least didn't sacrafice lifes and killed more

[@ghost_imposter]

​@@drekson23lmao you even watched, their eyes on shoulders and he hitted it

[@sorrowandsufferin924]

I mean, lots of hacking and slashing that achieves almost nothing is pretty much how medieval battles went, to be fair.

[@mrs.chandler9384]

“Aim for the eyes”- no one can hit something in the eye from that distance.

[@kirkmcgirk86]

*Legolas enters the chat*

[@faisal5367]

especially with that big arrow gun, impossible

[@procrastinator3408]

@@kirkmcgirk86 THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!

[@PhilJonesIII]

The odds are better when you have a few thousand eyes to choose from.

[@TomaszOdkrywca]

seems like a nod to helms deep

[@jimbo5603]

The Crane Corps must be one of the least efficient defence tactics I've ever seen. It's even worse than sending your best cavalry out in the dark against a horde of undead.

[@robertorojas4952]

Pain

[@ntard]

GoT reference?

[@jimbo5603]

@@ntard yes

[@lovepuma6625]

Without dragon glass.

[@richiego1n]

Worse than making more monsters with no gain? I dont think so

[@tomitiustritus6672]

The weirdest part is the weirdly heroic music at the Crane Corps incredibly ineffective and unneccessary acrobatic performance into being eaten.

[@wanderer1818]

One of the few times I laughed at a scene that was meant to be taken seriously! With the music being heroic and all, paired up with women diving into their deaths? I dunno, It seems like a setup for a hysterical joke. I can't possibly see HOW this "Crane Corps" were supposed to be effective?

[@dara5820]

The Crane Corps seems to be a method of punishment/execution rather than a position of honor. It's more like a penal battalion than anything.

[@Sjon_E]

They would have been more effective to just be on the wall shooting arrows or at least standing their ground up top and killing those that tried to get close to the top.

[@howlingdin9332]

And all that machinery takes up perfectly good space on the wall where they could have placed more archers or ballistae.

[@overlord83n10]

it made the scene more humours

[@HeadHoncho727]

"they look so nervous, it's a big wall to be so nervous" is hilarious and chilling at the same time.

[@D4u2s0t]

I love how there's 50 million enemies, and they have like 6 arrows in their quiver

[@jesslefarth7396]

Yea. They are the best! Lol

[@seeyourself3770]

Just me but how do you aim for the eyes of something like that

[@henrypachecopuelles5170]

FECHA@@jesslefarth7396 l

[@jonggalang7546]

@@seeyourself3770 yeah your right

[@ismata3274]

Well, they should have made more arrows instead of human held javelin thrower machine towers that need an army inside to just throw a javelin, with soldier attached....... Look at the waste of wood! I mean, yes arrows need specific wood but these could free those specific wood to from being used as other things instead of arrows.

[@HaydenLau.]

Literally just throwing rocks down the side of the wall is more effective than the crane corps strategy

[@kreep4776]

nah sacrifice females is much better

[@manonk19]

Rocks are more valuable than humans in China.

[@HaydenLau.]

@@manonk19 Are they?

[@AchimEngels]

Nah, if you throw rocks they will form a plattform at the bottom that grows higher and higher of rocks and deat monsters until those other monsters can simply overrun the wall. Crane corps is more intelligent, of course.

[@TheLordexilius]

Why not tar pots set ablaze? That would work. The crane corps... make little murder holes at the bottom of the wall and put these spear-wielders there, so they can poke the lizards through murder holes from inside the wall. All the while tar pots rain down on them. And the archers. That would be effective.

[@Montasir125]

Emperor: "Our population is getting out of control." Future Commander of Crain Corps: "I have an idea."

[@barackosama9442]

Amazing

[@billyjoe8185]

That dude was a goddamn genuis

[@javiermendoza9607]

Comrade U are a genius

[@bighoss691]

No wayy those pretty girls should not be eaten 😭😭😭😭😭

[@mohanadhusain8866]

@@billyjoe8185 ض

[@sylquinn4075]

2:56 I honestly expected way more such bloodied rings. Also, the Tao Tei literally had about as much strategy, if not more, as the humans.

[@danieljackson1272]

I think there's about 15 bloody rings here, but it's only a few minutes into the battle, and we are seeing this pile of rings at just at this one crane platform. When they showed the wall from high above I was able to see at least 7 platforms total. So if you figure at least 15 dead crane soldiers per platform, that adds up to over 100. By any objective metric, the crane corps got their asses kicked. 😅

[@Midas9487fehc]

The tao tie evolved, the humans werent expecting that, they werent prepared.

[@lordpiccettino]

Battle of Winterfell: i've the worst battle strategy ever. The Great Wall: hold my crane corps.

[@brayanhernandez6772]

Ok I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@deansnik3130]

Drop my crane corps*

[@slenderfoxx3797]

@Gorm Lind true. At least they didn't stand outside the wall/castle lol.

[@XpVersusVista]

taste my crane corps

[@belkYT]

what is the battle strategy?

[@metrozeegle4985]

The crane corp is actually genius since it kills some monsters sometimes but it also allows parents to get rid of their unwanted daughters !

[@stutterysteamerproductions875]

Yep! They want equality.

[@itsok682]

@@stutterysteamerproductions875 Hahaha

[@gekonlover839]

Actually the Crane corps can sting their eyes which causes death.

[@metrozeegle4985]

@@gekonlover839 If I remember the movie correctly, the same result can be achieved by arrows, big stones, firey ball... Any weapon, actually...

[@Nails_by_Tonegel]

Lmfao

[@ravenfanbartscott]

“Ok so we dress our most beautiful and skilled women up in blue outfits.” “Love it.” “We give them javelins.” “Love it more.” “Then we suspend them from these giant platforms and have them backflip needlessly into a giant river of teeth and claws to be torn apart. Hopefully they take 1 or 2 of the creatures out.” “Couldn’t the incredibly skilled warriors just throw the javelins down at the creatures instead of being wastefully devoured?” “I mean yeah...but...the backflips...”

[@akashsaha7863]

HaHaHaHa

[@lastpringle8904]

They might come back up alive, maybe

[@ravenfanbartscott]

Gav Yeet You saw the pile of bloody rings right? They might as well slather them in bbq sauce beforehand at this point.

[@lastpringle8904]

@@ravenfanbartscott I know that's why I said maybe, if they're lucky to get back up alive they just die on the next jump

[@rorymanley6696]

Fair enough

[@siege1240]

I love how we all agree in unison that the Crane Corps is just downright the worst defensive strategy. Ever.

[@Holdit66]

Yeah but gorgeous. ;-)

[@danielotero9038]

@@Holdit66 the girls are pretty which just makes it more of a waste

[@hellothere9167]

China: We have too many people, our supply cannot meet the demands The designer of this wall: *I have an idea*

[@gariethpaul4077]

XD

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Let’s enslave people to build walls!

[@womp47]

@@justsomeplantcells- i think the joke was that the crane corps were basically committing suicide since it was a really stupid attack plan

[@sonofaquack6987]

@@womp47 yeah, it was incredibly stupid. I think they could’ve just invested in....I don’t know...using those people to make a smaller wall in the front or a bigger wall in the back they can fall back on? And maybe some self reloading traps or something to take care of the hordes. Not just sitting around doing nothing.

[@Culebrunch]

Wow, with that overpopulation context, the crane corps strategy now makes sense, as the purpose is not actually defense XD

[@JackM12345100]

Captain: "So do you want to be crane corps or an archer?" Me: "ARCHER! DEFINITELY ARCHER!"

[@dara5820]

The Crane Corps seems to be a method of punishment/execution rather than a position of honor. It's more like a penal battalion than anything.

[@mr.trophy0912]

@@dara5820 dude stop spamming

[@dayman4753]

Plot twist. You get to be an archer... in the crane corps.

[@trollface7116]

@@dayman4753 moment of silence

[@trollface7116]

Crane corps is suicide xd

[@hermanogabrielito]

1:35 "Aim for the eyes" lmao like they are gonna see their eyes from like 1 mile away and be able to aim at them

[@dice1331]

If you watched closely after they released their first wave of arrows, a lot of aliens managed to get through. Since the enemy is fast and approaching, he reminded the archers to aim for the eyes.

[@-Zano-]

@@dice1331 ''if you watched closely'' there is no way in hell they can even see their eyes from that range of attacking making that order more absurd. Pretty much what Gabby ment I'm sure. Pretty sure if they all hit their arrows there's plenty more who ''gets through'' lmao

[@dice1331]

@@-Zano- ​As I said it wasn't an order but a reminder, the monsters who got through the first wave of arrows are moving fast meaning they're getting closer to the wall. This is the same as the battle of helms deep in LoTR where legolas says to aim for the neck. It's also a way for the audience to know the weak spot of the monsters.. jeez smh. If you can't comprehend that then I have nothing more to say.

[@-Zano-]

@@dice1331 So, remind me again in what way this is like the helmes deep battle, first of all the elves eye sight is far greater, 2nd I'm no expert but I think these ''mongolians'' move a tad bit quicker (and not in line) than the Uruk-Hai did. If you can't even realise the vast difference in comparison you're making then *I* don't know what to say ** *Ironicly shakes head* **

[@kukki2107]

@@-Zano- with the amount of arrows they are shooting, pretty sure if they just aim at every direction they can hit most of the monsters in the eyes.

[@bornvillain6819]

I was totally getting into this movie right up until this scene.

[@brenwenmin]

What accents do Tovar and William have?

[@adamfidelio1213]

Random Chinese“I have an opini..” Xi Jin: “Crane corps for YOU”

[@hsy2448]

Chinese Woman.

[@Stratigoz]

Opinions are overrated.

[@Atombender]

*Third child is born* Parents: "It's a girl!" Government: "Crane Corps!"

[@tanman2000]

LMAO

[@kalyanbv1000]

hahahah

[@krishnachandradas8386]

lol jokes!

[@Aztec_knight27]

i hate myself for laughing at this

[@VietnamWarShorts]

🤣

[@bryantenet2010]

Love how historically accurate this is.

[@leanardpoon6219]

This was inspired by true events. Very well chronicled in cuniform stone tablets.

[@michaelspencer8024]

History channel: aliens...

[@joramponi249]

Funny...

[@OceanMichaelShadow]

When I saw this scene, I pulled a face just like Marmalade in your profile pic in disbelief how stupid this was.

[@bibwithdrip1343]

You mean how they sending women to death?

[@Not_Thebadguy]

They are like hundreds of meters away and someone just yells: "AIM FOR THEIR EYES!"

[@DVNCloaker5324]

I don’t want to be the grammar police or any thing but when you said merers you mean “meters” right?

[@Not_Thebadguy]

@@DVNCloaker5324 Yeah, thanks!

[@DVNCloaker5324]

@@Not_Thebadguy you’re welcome

[@alulim1338]

Everyone saying the monsters are representing mongolians, when really the reason they're attacking china is they're running away from the mongolians

[@piedpiper4588]

Proof

[@obiwankenobi5769]

Throat singing *intensifies*

[@Jwsponky]

...I had just assumed they were supposed to represent large, reptilian, carnivorous alien life.

[@wgxsun]

It has nothing to do with the Mongols, it's just a Chinese legend. Those who say so have ulterior motives

[@shriyanv4407]

@@wgxsun Where you think they got that idea from?

[@whoopdee-doo6393]

You know you’re sick as hell when one of your main lines of defence is bungee jumping.

[@DaladendDarrowmere]

Or just a horrible director with no sense of realism.

[@Charles13033]

The suicide corps u mean

[@whitegradient5182]

@@Charles13033 *kamikaze flashbacks*

[@seannotconnery8191]

*stupid as hell

[@tktvr9703]

We're still worrying about realism while watching a movie inspired by Chinese Cinematography about aliens that have extremely high Vitality

[@walkerw6220]

as a Mongolian man, I am proud of my reptile ancestors

[@vertie2090]

lol :D

[@vediwrld.]

Nice

[@luiszavala3521]

Haaaaa that's funny as hell kinda dumb right they should have made it more historical

[@aytuncacarturk8892]

@@umbrellacorp.7125 KENDILERI NE SANKI AMINAKODUKLARIM

[@kekw5153]

wow u badass man

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

I just realized, the monsters swarm towards a crane corps member whenever she's close to them. Which allows soldiers to focus fire onto a large group of them. They're not actually meant to kill anything. I mean if they do, sure, good. But they're probably meant to draw attention.

[@anais8974]

they could just as easily send chunks of meat down there

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

@@anais8974 I mean yeah, but if actual people are doing it then they don't have to constantly reload it. It's messed up, but using people for it is more efficient in the moment.

[@PaulFurber]

When attacked by alien creatures, send the women out first - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

[@stutterysteamerproductions875]

Yes. I agree- they wanted equality, now they have it.

[@CVswhndja]

woman dead

[@youtubeowl9544]

@Dean Gullberry And those green alien monsters are Zionists.

[@مبتسمألفينوتسعةمائةوسبعةوسبعون]

@Dean Gullberry Hello mr. Mussolini! :D

[@jamesaaronmanarang]

No offense to the Crane Corpses...ah sorry, i mean, the Crane Corps...but i really do think that even the 300 spartans could have easily figured out a better strategy, and developed it to win the battle. Women deserve better than that! They did not use the GREAT wall properly.

[@JBrander]

Imagine training for many years getting very athletic and honing your skills with spears, only to be in the crane corps

[@ZC.Andrew]

Could be a new Disney movie perhaps.

[@farzan3415]

Jake Branthe me too bro me too

[@theunraveler]

Meh, its China...they probably have like 10million women in their Crane Corps....they can afford to throw people into the meat grinder

[@plomkil]

U

[@BlackRose85789]

Some how I picture themselves pissing themselves in fear for being assigned to that.

[@visionchaser919]

“We may not kill them effectively but look at the backflip tho”

[@varindersehgal5391]

Nice reference

[@varindersehgal5391]

And for the icing on the cake this comment has 69 likes

[@doardim]

@@varindersehgal5391 I didn't get the reference, can you explain, ?

[@gastly4454]

😂

[@gastly4454]

@@doardim me neither

[@Xerruy]

1:40 one of the most batshit insane creature designs ever put to film

[@FiFaFan390]

I don’t know why I’m saying this but I wish I could turn into something like that

[@NIKIPEDIAstarter]

@@FiFaFan390??

[@justusP9101]

@@FiFaFan390 oh no he has a tf fetish

[@xyxy17]

@@FiFaFan390 lmaooo

[@joeljustjazzing]

@@FiFaFan390 take a bath in uranium and you'l be half of that

[@ZevianAlter]

That spear jump off the wall is asking to get eaten.

[@CaptainDope]

Yeah, instead of bungee jumping they should have stood on the walls and use the ropes to quickly move. Other infantry soldiers did so later in the movie and they were more successful. The Crane Corps wasted a lot soldiers just to kill a few enemies.

[@aboodyboi]

CaptainDope You gotta tell that to everyone that mentions about those bunjee jumpin acrobats?

[@hjtiong]

they are so wasted, just be my ........ better, no need to be so stress at war XD

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

*We Need To Build A Wall*

[@haikalaiman2867]

Fanny

[@MightyLoulou85]

2:50 "At least we saved the rings"

[@Aethgeir]

This is China. Rings cost money, lives do not.

[@amoron7204]

This is like watching cheap skates on TLC where they just wash the rings and give them to other people and say "Ahh, it's fine. We washed it so it's fine"... I guess it is since these ladies are gonna die in the first 2 minutes of battle anyways

[@solountipomas8616]

Those rings will be shown at the houses of the dumbest fighters ever.

[@AzureKite11751]

They save the ring for sonic to arrive.

[@sergueiignacinskybenitovic3025]

@@AzureKite11751 JAJAJA

[@hanzelsamuel141]

The safest job in this wall : Drummer and artilery

[@dfEllis]

Cameraman should work too lol

[@khiemnhat2560]

Not the archers.

[@riri_rmrz]

No it’s those guys loading rocks into the catapults within the walls

[@heinzdoofy2658]

@@riri_rmrz those are artillery

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Wrong it's working in the kitchen

[@sodreir.8666]

“Deploy the crane corps!” Tao Tei: “hummm, free food!”

[@optimusprime5446]

Soldier: Let's throw spears at them!! Crane corps: No.... *LET'S THROW OURSELVES*

[@simehong2000]

Genius..

[@kazialionis9138]

if they dont hit the eye the tao tei dont die so its necessary to jump down in order to make sure that you get a hit and if you die its no big deal because theres a line of people waiting to take your place and they hit almost every time so instead of letting them get to the top of the wall and kill 3 people they just sacrifice one person

[@batabatonica]

Lmao

[@peterturner345]

It did seem pretty stupid lol

[@roguelotus4237]

@Dodadeus wrong, watch the movie again. the crane corps were meant to either stop or delay the tao tei from climbing the wall, so whether they kill something or not doesnt matter, the tao tei must absolutely not reach the top of the wall. they werent used in the second battle because they cant see and the tao tei were already climbing the wall a long time before they realized.

[@bobshanery5152]

2:02 Everyone: Jumps in Random 2 girls: I'm going to do a back flip for style points

[@greybeard716]

😂😂😂

[@anthonydesroches785]

A ten a perfect 10

[@brandonfoley7519]

At least you look cool before getting ripped to shreds Props to that one girl who was stabbing at them even with jaws clamped around her entire waste

[@anthonydesroches785]

@@brandonfoley7519 she put up a fight

[@farvatron]

@@brandonfoley7519 That was the moment I realised it actually could get even more stupid.

[@TheCart54321]

I don't care what any tactician says, in my eyes the crane corps will always be a worthless form of defense

[@DH-rj2kv]

That's what any tactician says.

[@oddctioum]

im not a tactician but in their defence: this was before the 1 Child Policy.

[@thedemonhater7748]

I can’t imagine any tactician arguing that they make any sense lmfao

[@mr.jellojerry1044]

The crane corps wasn’t meant to defend against monsters when it was first built

[@mattpet7913]

@@oddctioum lmfao population control via sloppy defense. Sm0rt

[@kawatika]

I love how later in the same film a more effective method of dislodging the monsters from the wall - extending saw blades - is used. No loss of life, no gaudy blue getup, no training needed. Just some guys to turn a gear.

[@chickenmadness1732]

"aim for the eyes" *ballistas shoot arrows bigger than their heads*

[@Troublechutor]

He was talking about the audience. I'll see myself out.

[@OxOx_XoXo1]

@@Troublechutor ....

[@cianoneill2542]

@@Troublechutor ;-;

[@vilhelmvilhelm2335]

@@Troublechutor i dont get it

[@crwansaunt6441]

Exactly normal kingdoms are like: if I shoot my target I can't miss This kingdom be like: *if I shoot something bigger than my target I can't miss*

[@Pescaevolution]

Genghis Khan watching the Crane Corp Strategy "Guys ....."

[@monotheist..]

hhhhh get one the girls

[@LibraryMysteries]

omg lets invent this new technique that's basically suicide wielding bungi jumpers!!!

[@martkok1429]

I love movies that give us accurate portrayals of important historic events.

[@redfaux74]

What video were you watching? I missed it.... 🤣🤣🤣

[@xx-bg2dj]

Historic? This battle took place just a few years ago, didn't it?

[@ddr8570]

Ya it's really historically accurate isn't it?

[@seraphyna6632]

I totally understand this is a joke, by the way. But, for anyone who doesn't: The film is basically just based on the original invasions of the Mongol Warriors into China. The Mongols rode horses, which was odd to the Chinese at this point as it was based just before they got the idea from the Mongols. So, when they depicted the Mongol Warriors in scriptures they would draw beasts with massive mouths and two sets of eyes, as the horses had a set of eyes and the riders had a set of eyes. The reason that they are described as "Personifications of Greed" is because the Mongols were reckless and ruthless; they took anything and everything without discrimination and left nothing in their wake but destruction as they plagued across the East. This was because they were largely nomadic and thus had no need to think about preserving and area for settlement - they'd let the Chinese rebuild and restock and then return to pillage once more. So, this comment is basically sarcasm in the fact that, Historically it is accurate as it is driven from original Chinese Tapestries that depicted the Mongols as Greed-driven Demonic beings who sought to overrun Chinese Society but it is Literally inaccurate as it was not Greed-driven Demonic beings but the Mongol Warriors who attacked the wall. Also going to point out, while I'm at it, that gunpowder was actually discovered in China and used for fireworks which I find amusing, and then Westerners like those depicted in this film came and saw the capabilities and moulded the ideas of mass-destructive explosives. The Chinese literally discovered the key to most bombs and used it to make pretty lights in the sky and the Westerners moved on to make blunderbuss and take lives. :smirk:

[@scratchitch1187]

It was filmed live.

[@el_chico1313]

my goal in life is to play the drums as effectivrly with my nun chucks as these guys

[@sanasoldiphone]

The Crane Corpse strategy literally gives you an obvious hint on what will you become if you were one. *"Corpse"*

[@dara5820]

The Crane Corps seems to be a method of punishment/execution rather than a position of honor. It's more like a penal battalion than anything.

[@ra_alf9467]

Not even corpse, there's nothing left from your body after that

[@jeffreym.8957]

It was a good death.

[@nickc3096]

Lol dude yelling “aim for the eyes” when they are running full speed, they must be damn good shots

[@Federico-mj3si]

Also, as they are all trained soldiers, they already know where to aim.

[@KokoroBeach]

In LotR Two Towers, this is possible... cuz elves xD

[@rotciv1492]

Me 5 minutes ago: "Why the hell does a scene from THAT movie have 40M views?!" Me now: "Ah, yes... the Crane Corps."

[@artym2000]

Same🤣

[@barragin9893]

Flaming poo on a stick, always hard not to watch

[@trap_kyun90yearsago52]

Crane corpse*

[@kentpaper958]

I mean it's so, sooo bad that it's phenomenal

[@eldritchmorgasm4018]

Send in the Goats,, and some of them Twirly Whirlie, that'll teach them!

[@shapesnatch1341]

Spear: *An incredibly simple and effective weapon, who's greatest strength is the range advantage it gives you over your opponent in melee and its ability to be thrown at a distance* Crane Corp: "Let's get as close as possible with these spears."

[@dannyzero692]

I love how nearly everyone questions the effectiveness of the Crane Corps lmao

[@tarikhajromobile5456]

I’m not questioning anything, that’s surely one of the most ineffective battle strategies ever, if it was humans, I’d understand, but agile green huge-a$$ monsters who’s only weakness is their eyes…Nah fam, Imma be the one tugging them

[@dara5820]

The Crane Corps seems to be a method of punishment/execution rather than a position of honor. It's more like a penal battalion than anything.

[@taskforceknight9336]

oh yeah 69

[@danielotero9038]

@@dara5820 formed solely by women lol Like some said above, this is where chinese parents send their unwanted daughters

[@CrimsonJailbird]

@@tarikhajromobile5456 Even if they were going up against ordinary humans, they are just too vulnerable.

[@Aiafati]

Crane technique screams of 100% style and 0% substance.

[@Martian74]

God emperor Xi Jinping is infallible with his superior fighting tactics. It is just a coincidence that he only chooses women that reject his advances for 'crane duty', total coincidence. Nobody turns down Winnie the Pooh and lives!

[@existenceisrelative]

yeah but.... acrobatic valkyries....

[@juliusperseus8612]

Sounds line femi nism

[@mrpineapple3942]

No, they kill one or two, so it’s like 0.0000000000000000000000001% effective.

[@dara5820]

The Crane Corps seems to be a method of punishment/execution rather than a position of honor. It's more like a penal battalion than anything.

[@thecakeisalie6392]

Comment section in a nutshell: -Aiming for the eyes -Crane corps girls -Mongolians saying how accurate they're depicted as reptiles

[@thecakeisalie6392]

@Chikara Ikr, in fact I saw the film and in general it was pretty good imo

[@ppap9818]

@@thecakeisalie6392 no not really

[@thecakeisalie6392]

@@ppap9818 In my opinion I mean.... I personally liked it.

[@ppap9818]

@@thecakeisalie6392 i think ill eat ur heart out

[@thecakeisalie6392]

@@ppap9818 Good luck on that, my crush already stole it and never gave back...

[@n.gravey3735]

"Its a big wall to be soo nervous" Love that line!

[@sanghoang577]

The Chinese are so smart that they feed their enemies when they are attacking them

[@replaytsl4591]

Well when you have a high population

[@lagubrok92]

@@replaytsl4591 because of one man with a harem of several women for commoners, tens to hundreds of women for the higher class in the past.

[@tajenkuo2581]

Its to distract the monsters so fewer of them try to climb the wall

[@eatmorechicken1221]

ReplayTSL lmao

[@danielscallon7515]

That's one way to keep them coming back... wait. I think we overlooked something.

[@___shobhhit___]

Crane corps attack is the worst strategy i've ever seen

[@Alperroktal]

Ahahahaha what?? 😀 China vs Hun empirec türkss Modu chanyu = (Metehan) Türks.🇹🇷🇹🇷 The Great Wall of China Was Not Built Against Monsters, Built Against Hun Türks... 😀😀😀😀😀🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[@aclianitbi5303]

atleast they kill some

[@uncleduck4720]

Well dude, they need to reduce the population so........

[@SOCCER_360]

Then plz close ur eyes

[@fhillipus8360]

Actually i think is to use human baits tactic When the girls in the frame goes down the tao tei would try to focusing to kill them father than make a wall to climb the tower

[@Hienox]

This battle looked so cool before the Crane Corps joined...

[@OxOx_XoXo1]

Lol

[@N0rmandy]

Right! An absolute waste of soldiers...

[@sherdil4031]

yes

[@Cboesch_Music]

Lmao

[@mohamedmallme8070]

Jfkhhchwbfhfufy

[@BenRajan]

The funniest thing about the inefficiency of the crane corps is that since this is a movie the director could've made them really cool and efficient but just chose not to. "Hey should the crane corps push the enemies back and away fromt he wall for a second or something?" "Naw, just let them get torn apart immediately."

[@Radonatos]

Chinese farmer: There's a locust swarm eating our crops! Chinese general: Aim for the eyes!

[@joanng5505]

Radonatos It’s more like the archer general or something

[@tabchanzero8229]

Go for the eyes, Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!

[@ergile172]

literally, its like trying to pick out a grain of sand in a bowl of rice with chopsticks

[@turinmormegil7715]

We don't even have to mention how ridiculous is the range of that bow, right? I believe everybody acknoledges that

[@atmoranskies]

That's there weakness tho

[@aleb8243]

1:35 "aim for the eyes" lol from that distance in a charging monster

[@mihailpinte8706]

And he prepared some time before the shot. But it don't make any difference from there

[@chocolatesugar-lovage9678]

Ikr! 😑

[@aTomFX1]

@@mihailpinte8706 i thought that too but he aimed for the front one giving a bit more distance between them

[@jeffbiz9568]

who said Asian ppl cant do it?

[@MatthewHodges]

Minecraft logic

[@chrisdudedurian1305]

Women: We think we should be able to go into the army China: We have a special job for you..........

[@imeverywhere.7394]

Hahahahahahah

[@conroydjarralt333]

Well... They wanted it. XD Equality!

[@yamligma]

well at least they became one haha

[@Vavavoum-gr8]

😂

[@redfaux74]

Snack on a Yo-Yo.... 🤣🤣🤣

[@NootNootMdf]

Don't you just love how accurate this is

[@ryacorn126]

The crane corps is a horrible idea, it’s literally a waste of human and it’s barely effective

[@BaneRain]

They killed like 3 dogs and all died

[@treyatkinson7564]

"I know! Send out elite soldiers on rope to attack a mass of enemies that can easily overpower them! They'll never see it coming

[@ritwikg.8006]

@@treyatkinson7564 Idk maybe they did it cuz the monsters would then focus on them, and fight each other for the bait, rather than climb the wall. Meanwhile the archers shoot volleys upon them. "Human bait".

[@stickroblox999]

@@ritwikg.8006 i agree

[@stickroblox999]

I like their strategy

[@MrRooibos123]

I know. We have the high ground advantage so let's sacrifice that by leaping to our deaths.

[@whitegradient5182]

Yeah, should've followed obi wan's tactic

[@ianspinks2489]

They obviously haven't seen revenge of the sith

[@Kris.G]

@@ianspinks2489 otherwise they would have executed order 66.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@ianspinks2489 that movie is awesome and epic

[@arousedyoda]

"Send in the crane corps! They'll think we're stupid and let their guard down!"

[@deusex2005]

Would have worked if they weren't actually stupid. lol

[@ZC.Andrew]

Lmao!!!

[@sethleoric2598]

Why not send like prisoners with pockets full of gunpowder and a fuse, less monsters to deal with

[@sethleoric2598]

@@arousedyoda later in the movie they have fuses...also those european guys are there for the sole purpose to get Gunpowder

[@sethleoric2598]

@@arousedyoda ah...

[@SeengignPaipes]

Wow I’ve never seen a less effective fighting tactic in a movie then the crane corps.

[@sanghoonlee5171]

Those blue bungee jumping girls will go down as one of the dumbest moments in cinema

[@odiemodie1]

Sanghoon Lee aye, it will rate on WatchMojo as the #1 worst military defense tactic ever in a movie...

[@piggyoinkoink6352]

Next to the monsters themselves, who send their vital-for-survival queen into battle instead of stationing her back at the hive where she can breed, feed, and lead in safety while her workers bring her food and do the dirty work

[@odiemodie1]

SPOILER ALERT (just in case for those who do not know of the plot in this movie): Piggy Oink Oink agreed, but it appears the workers, drones, or soldiers rely on her to make tactical decisions... As each time we see her, she takes a surveying look at the situation, and 'commands' them to what action to initiate, so I suppose that is the reason why she is there, and has her defensive guards surrounding her, ready to react to any threat that approaches them. If she is successfully taken out, the entire 'hive' becomes nullified. This arrangement proves to be the 'Achilles heel' which is later brought to light.

[@mobilegamer4003]

+Piggy Oink Oink if they just let their queen stay back she cant lead them if she cant see the battlefield and plus the queen was 100% safe

[@supersomeone9032]

odiemodie

[@HakDog-il1ol]

Thats the reason why those monsters keep coming in that wall they wait for those jumpers thinking that was thier regular food😂😂

[@OlympiusARG]

TROLOLOLOL

[@JwGacey1]

monster: u know what time it is? other monster:lunch time monster queen: CHARGE TO THE SNACKS monsters:yes my queen meanwhile across the mountain human:you hear that other human:oh sh-- captain:fire monsters:FOOD *blue jumpers jump down* monsters:MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE

[@piggyoinkoink6352]

Solution: make the bungee-jumpers carry lots of sugar with them, so when the monsters eat them and feed them to their queen, she gets diabetes and dies

[@1El1]

idiot. That will not work.

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

+Mr. Cloud It's called a joke. -_-

[@remo687]

Best idea.

[@KingKermitTheFrog]

Mr. Cloud YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE CAN YOU

[@tin6831]

@@1El1 r/wooooooosh

[@TomiAdewoleAdetom]

I've figured it out: the Crane Corps strategy is just a backup policy to the One Child Policy for parents that hid their girls till adulthood.

[@Shmeedo]

At least they got to do a cool backflip before they died

[@WSWEss]

omg hahahaha

[@bon3677]

LMAO DUDE

[@ayishcomel]

that's what i thought 😂

[@xxbatesxx8997]

I can't like it, it's at a inportant number

[@ladistar]

lmfao BRUH

[@TheLichruler]

Emperor: "Ok general, how have you set up to defend against this green monsters that are clearly not an allegory for Mongolians?" General: "First, we have a bunch of women in blue armor beat drums with nunchucks, signaling the various corps an attack is coming, and to get into positions." Emperor: "Bit flamboyant, but hey, it'll boost morale. What happens when they are attacking?" General: "So, what we do is have this big complicated machine load up oil soaked explosive balls, set them on fire, and then fire them from trebuchets attached to the wall." Emperor: "Ah! Some nice area of effect explosives! Damage the land and the enemy, making it harder for them to advance! What's next?" General: "So, then we'll have our guys in red armor shoot arrows at them. Like a lot of guys. A whole army's worth! And even more arrows! We'll even have some ballistae firing even more arrows at them!" Emperor: "Excellent! Rain death upon them, and they shall fall. What happens if they reach the wall though? General: "Oh, that's the best part of the attack. See first we take the most beautiful women of the blue armor girls..." Emperor: "Uuuh... ok?" General: "And then we have them on platforms extended out from the wall, and they are attached to ropes on giant metal hoops." Emperor: "...wait what?" General: "Then they jump off the platforms, equipped only with a spear, and they stab one of the creatures!" Emperor: "Won't the monsters just like... eat the girls? And only one or two of the monsters will get stabbed?" General: "Oh yes, absolutely! It'll be like a game where you bob snacks in front of people! Isn't that perfect?" Emperor: "For what, feeding the monsters or defending our nation?" General: "Defense of course!" Emperor: "You're fired."

[@deletedwaffles]

The General didn't get fired because the plan actually happened.

[@esrapk]

lmfAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119]

Nah, he'd straight up be executed. Eastern way of doing things do be like that

[@Kontorotsui]

General: "And then we have them on platforms extended out from the wall, and they are attached to ropes on giant metal hoops." Emperor: "...wait what?" General: "Then they jump off the platforms, equipped only with a spear, and they stab one of the creatures!" Emperor: "Ahh, that makes sense, it is aesthetically pleasing, and effectiveness comes always second to that. You're promoted!"

[@donjon9853]

I'm dying 😂😂

[@boomiestboxever1946]

Damn, Crane Corps is the worst thing ever in movie battle history.

[@vsn3229]

Not worst. Need to sacrifice pawn in chess. It's like game strategy. Movie is unreal like we playing game.

[@shiberu_7s]

@@vsn3229 you dont need people to sacrifice for a kill lol just throw the damn spear

[@phurinkazan]

@@shiberu_7s sadly, there are still people today that use this tactic.

[@Browncoatful]

@@vsn3229 Except when you sacrifice a pawn you do so to gain a strategic advantage. What is the advantage in having highly trained soldiers bungie jump into a mosh pit of teeth to get maybe get a few kills? Why not just train those soldiers to use a bow instead? It is a huge waste of manpower to spent all the time training these soldiers, to have another group of soldiers working these ropes, and another group having to toss spears IF these others come up. It is the equivalent of spending years training a seal and then giving him some grenades to sky dive onto enemies. Even games have better strategy then that lol.

[@Wishhuhhh]

@@vsn3229 bruhh it's not like they are getting back there spears Just throw the fooking spear And who tf sacrifice there pawn for no fooking reason

[@snaile2876]

I like how the crane corps is basically just a wildly inefficient, horrendously costly log trap. That doesn’t work nearly as well as a regular log trap

[@AnkaraMessi-p8g]

I like it when the closer the monsters reach, the more ineffective their defenses were.

[@707happenings5]

Thought you were signing up to be in the crane corps. You were actually signing up to be a crane corpse.

[@thomasli8209]

707 happenings This comment should be at the top 😂 Bars

[@sethleoric2598]

That's true

[@jamesqiu6454]

Noice pun

[@bluebowser9863]

707 happenings *iM dYiNg* 😂😂

[@NatsuDragneel-kx1tb]

😂😂😂

[@HellFighterz]

Imagine training all your life to be part of the "elite" crane corps only to be slaughtered instantly 😂

[@Tempusverum]

HellFighterz they could just drop barrels of boiling oil. But nooooooo 🤦‍♂️

[@strawhatmucci7086]

The Chinese equivalent of the American Dream hahahahahahha

[@pandahsykes602]

Mark Sabo he’s just mad cuz he has to like women’s ankles and not their faces

[@apertiax4697]

blueberry snacks corps attack!

[@lilirodriguez8851]

Mucci Abdul Hameed No one cares about your opinion

[@thisandablunt]

totally forgot this movie existed, incredible stuff lol

[@elxaime]

The monsters come to the wall to farm Crane Corps and level up faster.

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

LMAO

[@scheetkoe5008]

lol

[@Kevin-sf4so]

Lol

[@geraldfrost4710]

I can see the add now: "come camp the wall! fast free exp!" Free food while you level up; bring barbecue sauce.

[@artym2000]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Neurodiperfluouspolarific]

They're only 4000 metres away!-Aim for the eyes?

[@taimurazam2438]

Hahahaha lol that had me so hard

[@Neurodiperfluouspolarific]

@Patrick Meng I literally have no idea what that is.. I write screenplays and I noticed this moment by watching, listening. it IS possible for 2 people out of 7.5 billion to notice a absurd glaring script inconsistency like that...

[@martingernadetv7061]

Hope for the luck

[@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588]

M4fps it’s not a cliche bruh everything and everyone has a weakness and Ik that is cinema Sins so don’t woosh me

[@ericbattista9341]

M4fps Pretty sure an eye is everyone’s weak spot

[@prince-solomon]

General: "I said CRANE CORPS, not CRANE CORPSE!" Strategists: Oops...

[@nealjochmann9553]

thank you fandango movieclips for the awesome movieclip!

[@FLock366]

Their one-child policy was nuts back then.

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

LMAOOOO

[@christiandeets8593]

Your comment is UNDERRATED

[@maerosss]

Holy crap that's spot on :D

[@jacksonkeller4333]

The worst tactic in this scene wasn't the crane corps, it was keeping Jason Bourne and Din Djarin (The Mando) tied up while the battle was going on.

[@Mr.Beeman]

Give Din his gear back and he'll win this battle for them with his disintegration rifle

[@armandomontillero8379]

"This is the way? "

[@suivzmoi]

can't let the white people save the day. too obvious...

[@kwelboss]

The bungee attack looks like a death sentence for criminals or something.

[@Tenraiden]

It's a sentence for being a woman in ancient countries.

[@rougeaccountant1834]

@@Tenraiden ha

[@dantharogers5796]

kwelboss it should be

[@hughmungus4744]

do not question the Chinese and their tactics

[@sethleoric2598]

@@Tenraiden that didn't happen

[@durinV]

When the rejection of the female soldier you liked hit you so hard, that you decide to transform her entire corps unit into a suicide spear-jumping unit.

[@doggo3331]

Blue Bungee girls start jumping with boss music Me: Wow Also me 3 seconds later: ಠ_ಠ

[@anthonyzullo]

At least they practiced them backflips

[@rorymanley6696]

._.

[@spartanK42]

IKR what the hell were they expecting? lol

[@hakankeser3660]

mal

[@josemeza9601]

._.

[@karlipeters3472]

2:16 they're speechless because of the stupidity they just had to witness

[@dlr_rosa254]

😂😂😂

[@xlovelygi]

Lmaoooo omg the min I seen his face I busted out laughing 😂

[@noahpuli4887]

Karli Peters not funny. You are actually dumb

[@Poopymcscroogeballs]

@@noahpuli4887 Not as dumb as the strategy used in the film....or you.

[@JudgeHolden2003]

Shut up Cartman

[@Kezpool]

Me: What did you achieve? Crane Corps Girl: Nothing Me: What did it cost you? Crane Corps Girl: Everything

[@viz4884]

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[@sergiohilario426]

Lol that made laugh

[@Dan-zc3ou]

I think that the only way to make the Crane Corp works would be if they are used only when the monsters start to climb each other on other parts of the wall, to attract them to specific parts that have defenses like Oil or traps. That would also make their sacrifice meaningful, knowing that you are givong your life to bait the monsters into murder zones for the others to kill them

[@josephmoran231]

I'd rather be one of the drummers, they seem more safe.

[@ph4tboy]

except they are the Crane Corps reserves to replace the ones who died

[@SM-lg8pt]

The camera man is more safe

[@nindyanindya6187]

@@SM-lg8pt they were saved for the plot lol

[@theMyouknow]

Dude drumming with nunchucks aint safe, it cost me my balls and one of my eyes.....

[@ph4tboy]

They could all become part of my harem in exchange got a machine gun

[@mihailis6353]

They couldve just very well poured boilling oil on them

[@24sirosaydeacker57]

Murica: oil? Oil?! OILLLLLL!!!!

[@RGInquisitor]

Agreed! They would even attract the attention of wild Americans in the area and get them to help!

[@tactknightgaming2066]

Boiling oil would scatter and barely injure one at best. It's most effective in close quarters,narrow areas.

[@wizandsquiggytheguineapigs2996]

*more foam less heat*

[@teddy1135]

Yes! They have so many better ways of killing them! They should coat the whole side of the wall with oil, and set it on fire - make it harder to clime & deadly. How about wall spikes, or putting debris in front of the approach path so their's more time for arrows

[@bridgecross]

Instead of throwing spears at the monsters, let us throw our MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN at them!

[@JonnieK2006]

It makes it fun to watch

[@ZC.Andrew]

They clearly thought the monsters had a "never hurt a woman" philosophy.

[@alexislex7915]

For real

[@alexislex7915]

@@ZC.Andrew lol

[@alexislex7915]

@@leb3026 lucky for the monsters they don't know any better

[@LEELOLKH]

Asian movies are underrated