THE GRUDGE (2020) - Everything Wrong With Modern Horror

[@_4nt_]

me and the boys hiding in a trash bag and grabbing people's legs

[@xttrasalt]

ews I’m subbed to u

[@bruhcorporation3653]

ews that’s more believable than the plot of the movie

[@user-kp8wn1iw8o]

What is your profile picture I remember I saw this somewhere but I don’t remember where

[@emmofly32]

saturday night tingz

[@1billionbees]

I am the trash bag. Can confirm

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The Grudge 5: Stay Petty The Grudge 6: Hoes Still Mad The Grudge 7: The Beef Awakens

[@SolsticeLair]

The grudge 8: CoMuNiSm

[@dnzc3548]

Grudge 3033:Go Fuck Yourself

[@The_B_Button]

Grudge 666: Grudge Goes To Hell

[@fasterthen5gaysnails650]

The grudge 9: grudge VS freddy

[@opheliaorchid8966]

The grudge 420: Ayo I'm high as fuck

[@americonabroad]

Just to clear up the "4" reference... The word "four" and the word "death" are very similar in both Japanese and Chinese, because of this 4 is often associated with death.

[@Kharn_Whitefang]

Guido Mista is that you?

[@teetoy33]

@@Kharn_Whitefang beat me to it

[@canalaovento8279]

@@Kharn_Whitefang I was going to do this joke lmao

[@Robin_TheArtist]

Not just similar, one of the pronuntiations of 4 in japanese is "shi", which is the same pronunciation of "death". Not the writting, just pronunciation (4 can be pronounced either "yon" or "shi")

[@anonymousguineapig6174]

MIIIISTAAAAAAAA

[@webbyishere]

"i think its weird that humans name their pets human names:" Me: * slowly looks at fish named rodger and frank *

[@TheEfeham325]

I rather think it’s strange for people to name their pets “unique” names just because they’re not human. One would hope that any name would be chosen simply because it’s suits the individual.

[@huimang94]

My cats were named Jerry, George, and Kramer lol Elvis can get rekt :p

[@MamaMOB]

I have cats named Tara, Nate, and Elliot and dogs named Sophie and Lola. Only two of my, far to many, pets has slightly off names, Fitz and Hardison. They’re last names not a first names.

[@BobJohnson-ni4kc]

Me: slowly at my rabbit named Jack

[@realswobby]

A fish called Rodger 😂😂😂 (sorry)

[@orionhan2431]

"make original movies" Be careful what you wish for; that's why we have all those horror movies based on Social Media, apps, smart phones and drones

[@StopCallingMeShirley1180]

But are those really all that original when they have become a new horror trope at this point? Hell, they even remade Child’s Play to fit into that category.

[@cdpunk_]

@@StopCallingMeShirley1180 I hated the remake, hope the original series can recover from Cult of Chucky.

[@strikeforce1500]

I bet that in a few years, all those movies will turn into cliches. I already seeing it. Jump scares made by drones, a "if you answer to this Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp/whatever chat, you will die in a week" etc

[@threadworm437]

@@strikeforce1500 they already are. Literally. They are everywhere

[@st.zahren5683]

bro what if. what if phone kill. what if drone kill. bro what if app phone kill. bro

[@jennabrutananadalewski412]

I see they ran this movie through the piss filter.

[@dcham041]

😂

[@avanishdutta2658]

Seriously, bad joke.

[@Juddernaut89]

I'll never understand why they cling to the original story so much, the movies called "The Grudge" you could literally make any horror scenario without calling back to the original. First one is about an abused wife and son terrorizing people that visit the house, second one can be set in a prison haunted by the spirits of innocent men who got the death penalty, taking their "Grudge" out on innocent people that come to the property.

[@ptxlilly8227]

Zomgits guess the director holds a grudge towards the original plot hehehe

[@MamaMOB]

Did you actually watch the second movie? Because the grudge isn’t just a woman with a grudge she was a soul either. It’s not a normal haunting. It’s backed by the evil souls she’d consumed. That’s why the movie series is about this specific hunting. It’s also how we know for a fact burning the house down wouldn’t work because it already followed a girl to Chicago.

[@MamaMOB]

Also I don’t think we need to necessarily Americanize foreign film franchises. Making an Asian movie series into an American anthology it’s just wrong.

[@Makasennn]

The Grudge: In Space

[@LadyLeomon]

Zomgits they also wasted the opportunity with Kayako and her sister from Grudge 3, I mean *come on* you the spirit of Kayako trapped in that little kid meanwhile her sister (Nayako?) has become a new Grudge all her own! Nah we just get Kayako (if it even was her) screwing around with some random family ... major letdown 😒😒😒

[@himanchywatchesvideos7826]

No Hollywood, don’t stop making these movies. Otherwise Elvis can’t keep making this hot content

[@Medved-]

Himanshu Sharma cumburger

[@bruhcorporation3653]

Ok malreap

[@chadbloc6427]

@@malreap3630 seek

[@sheevpalpatine9054]

Facts

[@ayothepizzahere5029]

@@malreap3630 bruh wat

[@Proserpira]

Ed Warren said that ghosts use fear like a rattlesnake uses its tail: to tell people to stay away.

[@dontsubscribetome4342]

Yeah, Ed said a bunch of bullshit like that...

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@dontsubscribetome4342 skeptic?

[@FrenchToast663]

@@brianaguilar8283 He has a brain.

[@laynedoe3455]

Yeah, haha, I mean, my Mom calls me special~ but idk who Ed is yet...

[@clutchesofevil4206]

@@laynedoe3455 He's a fraud.

[@Carsian]

Not gonna lie that foreshadowing joke at the beginning got me real good.

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

you are a norbert

[@gaminggoof1542]

Why do all these white directors lately look like the Cinema Snob though?

[@randallstark3137]

That trash was exactly on point for foreshadowing. Lol

[@TheAmeer3881]

Please use NGL. To mean not gonno lie. It is #1

[@fluffybunchy]

Ikrr

[@Umbra_Nocturnus]

2020: 20% on Rotten Tomatoes, 20th F rating on Cinema Score. It lines up so nicely!

[@adamhushhome8541]

4 20s 😏

[@_Killkor]

@@adamhushhome8541 they were definitely high 4*20 420 blaze it

[@hankwicklund2182]

It’s like poetry, they rhyme.

[@kohtahirano4546]

20+20=40. 4 is an unlucky number. This movie was even more cursed from the start.

[@Umbra_Nocturnus]

@@kohtahirano4546 Wow really? In which country or religion is 40 an unlucky number?

[@androdjurisic]

"When the original director lost interest in his own creation, what was everyone else thinking?" That's the case with every Star Wars movie without George Lucas!

[@randomguy6679]

Come on, the only good Star Wars movies are the first two films.

[@bagasbramantyo9717]

@@randomguy6679 What was wrong with Return of the Jedi?

[@randomguy6679]

@@bagasbramantyo9717 The plot is moronic, the dialogue is worst than the prequels, the ewoks are really tonally out of place with the rest of the movie and can overcome stormtroopers? Sure, whatever you say.... Really the only parts I like about the movie is some of the special effects, the music, and the duel with darth varder and the emperor. And that's literally it. Overall, I'd give it a 5/10.

[@brianaguilar8283]

The prequels still sucked

[@steadyzz2371]

The only exception is rogue one

[@Domenic_the_nerd96]

There is a Japanese Legend of a ghost that reaches out from the toilet while you are on it, and pulls you into the toilet into hell. It is a real thing.

[@nephthysz]

I literally read this while on the toilet bye

[@Upsetkiller456]

The ghost doesn't venture anywhere that's within a 30 mile radius of a Taco Bell though.

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

There’s also a Japanese legend about turtle people who believe there are mythical balls of magic jewels or gold in people’s buttholes and will attack and kill humans in hopes of finding it. Imagine being drowned and dying, only to have a giant turtle dig around in your corpse’s butt for a gemstone before eating you. THAT is a horror movie.

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

House shark!

[@gaminggoof1542]

There’s a lot of demons and yokai that pull you into hell in their myths

[@kerlmurx1521]

“Hello?” Seems the boy doesn’t understand English. Let’s try Japanese! “HeRrO?”

[@sirkkusalomaa4644]

Brings me back to scary movie 4 when Cindy met Toshio

[@robadoba]

@@sirkkusalomaa4644 "Toshiba Hyundai Nagasaki Fukushima!"

[@sirkkusalomaa4644]

@@robadoba karate judo sumo samurai, friend

[@majklkiller859]

MOSHI MOSHI

[@pokemonmasteraj5920]

Chinchin suki

[@BS-se4yg]

"I think it's weird when people name their animals with human names" Me: don't listen to him, Greta. You're a valuable member of the family.... A member of the family that eats trash and drinks toilet water, but no one is perfect.

[@ihavesnacks4186]

Hell yeah, Greta!

[@Fibreglass-connoisseur]

It’s been two years, but I hope Greta is doing well. :)

[@sourcherry8928]

@@Fibreglass-connoisseur i hope she is as well

[@maxbracegirdle9990]

That's just how Greta likes to recycle and save the planet, by eating trash and drinking out of the toilet

[@WolfDragonDrink]

Greta update please

[@wherestheleakmaam1543]

4 can be pronounced as "yon" and "shi" and since "shi" also means "death" the title of that movie could be interpreted as "deathdeathdeathdeathdeathdeath" even though they don't share the same kanji

[@Hakhoumbha]

What?

[@heartysquid]

That's kinda neat

[@mariaathena7910]

It's si 死 death and si 四 four in Chinese. And the same characters but different pronunciation in Japanese. It's called tetraphobia common in East Asia. In Beijing, in my dorm, my room was supposedly to be the 214 and they skipped it for 216

[@mudsludge]

kanjis are crazy cool

[@Aupsic-hh5sy]

The name was supposed to make Japanese ppl pronounce the number fours until they pronounce death by saying it too much. Kinda clever.

[@lakamokolaka]

When that ghost boy said "sashimi," I felt that

[@Gavynnnnn]

That is a type of Japanese dish

[@Shock_Treatment]

I love that scene so much. Hibachi. Benihana. Teriyaki.

[@Gavynnnnn]

Terry 20 Hey, not everyone is into sushi (the types of restaurants that sell sashimi), and tons of people know nothing about Japanese culture. あのバカ野郎め

[@bioticsla]

Lmao the weeb is oblivious

[@Gavynnnnn]

biotic sla I’m not a weeaboo, I just happen to have loved Japanese culture since I was a kid. Don’t be a dick. さあ、帰ろ。

[@BiggestGal]

The neck stab thing wasn't all that absurd. There's an artery right around that part of the neck that is incredibly vital and if severed can cause you to bleed out super fast.

[@toolatetothestory]

@@silenth13 Eh, it really isn't that hard. Even babies could do it on accident.

[@rahulverma8774]

@@silenth13 Yeah .....only john wick has the right of doing tht ........ n tht too with a pencil not fork

[@toolatetothestory]

@Anna Baik Medical Training, Read a funfact somewhere, common sense cause you can feel the pulse there, writer, there are many reasons why you'd know that

[@funnyvalentine5074]

The jugular

[@dotsydude]

@Anna Baik they must be a serial neck stabber or something 😨

[@KingoftheBashful]

I remember when the trailer came out, and people were like, ”Man, this looks scary. Excited to see this.” And I was like, ”It’s a horror remake. They’re gonna find a way to fuck it up.” Was really hoping I was wrong here.

[@TheKrilicious]

They basically put all the scares from the movie in the trailer, which was supposed to be the "good parts", but everything in between just happened to be vapid rehashings of things we had seen in previous Grudge movies

[@Gideon13397]

@@JokesMaloneReal The Child's Play remake was different and fresh. It was successful too.

[@angxlafeld_8567]

I did my hear one person who was happy to hear this

[@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521]

Gideon True, THAT was actually good in comparison to this pile of shit.

[@someguy7777]

The 2018 hallowen remake was amazing

[@CptRussiaXD]

Horror movies in today's age are more like comedies... That aren't even funny

[@AxxLAfriku]

SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear cüt

[@DD-hx8td]

It's scary bc you will have to sit down and watch boring uninspired hot garbage hopping you'll find a redeeming thing so you wont feel bad about losing your money

[@kodoku8281]

A sitcom basically but without laughter

[@psychomanatee3459]

They're comedies because the horror movie business is a joke now

[@KingOfGaymes]

So what you’re saying is... they serve no real purpose... *I fucking knew it*

[@Burscutum]

"....and he hides in a closed...somehow, the ghost just don't know he's in there...." Me playin Phasmophobia

[@winterdae8088]

What really makes the original Grudge (the Japanese original) so good is that the evil spirit doesn't try to hide itself, and it doesn't hesitate to kill anyone that crosses its path, holding more true to the folktale it originates from, as well as making it feel more like a threat.

[@gdnowl]

I had this weird fear as a kid that if I stare at the Grudge cover too long, it would blink at me.

[@groove9899]

OMG SAAAME😂

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@AttilaVoices]

I just can't stand the sound the ghost makes. Maybe it's not that scary for my adult brain but that freaks my brain out lol

[@juleslariosa]

when i was a kid, i used to browse through my uncle’s CD collection of movies. I didn’t know he had the Grudge in there, my heart raced and I IMMEDIATELY put the thing back in the drawers when i first saw it. I didn’t touch his collection for a while. I was so scared of the Grudge cover that I memorized where the cd was placed so whenever I browsed through his collection again, I could avoid accidentally looking at it

[@bogwife7942]

my brothers and i would dare each other to take the dvd off the top shelf and look at it. I love that we all have this shared experience of being terrified of the grudge cover as a kid

[@scorpionx8519]

Japanese horror: creepy, slow, eerie, sad American horror: dark, fast paced, edgy, green filter, violent, blood, jumpscares

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

I miss old American horror movies like; The Haunting (1963), The Innocents (around the same time), The Thing (1982), Alien (1979), The Exorcist…. Could go on but just wanted these few examples.

[@Juanpablofanasito850]

Ok weeb

[@akiraigarashi2874]

@@Juanpablofanasito850 Kinda ironic with your current anime profile pic

[@ShlomoMetzenbaum]

Elvis we need more of you during this quarantine! These vids are usually the best part of my day

[@R.NGrant]

Fnaf people ruin everything is coming soon

[@nannerbanana2504]

@@R.NGrant oh god

[@leahcarson774]

nbs me too

[@sheevpalpatine9054]

Yeah

[@EpicGhostShadow]

Yes

[@dotanon]

4 in Japanese is read as "shi" 「四」sometimes (for example shikaku　四角 "rectangle") The character for death in Japanese 死 is also read as "shi". That's basically why 4 is unlucky. It's like if four in English was actually read as DEATH

[@Gavynnnnn]

四 can also be read as “Yon” lol

[@panheaddragonwolfpaw]

I've always found that funny because 4 has always been my lucky number.

[@jamieeisinger1833]

If that was the same in English it would be like: 10, 11, 12, DEATH, 14...

[@357Striker]

Death is more like "shin" like *omae wa mou shindeiru*

[@Gavynnnnn]

SanDimas Incorrect. “Shin” is a variation on the word Shi, written as 死ん

[@xchocome9629]

Man, the grudge ( 2004 ) is still the scariest movie to me 😂 Kayako in that movie probably gave me the biggest scares, and her movements and that throat gargle... Literally couldn't sleep for like a year without trouble.

[@anablackwood6141]

Same. I usually just laugh super hard at scary movies but this one got into my head in a way that nothing else could. It was literally the only movie I ever had nightmares about other than 1408 (I once had a lucid dream about that one and forced myself to wake up somehow because I didn't want to be trapped in there).

[@calacolter4390]

Adam: I will make a novel based on a murderous pizza Literally everyone: *T H E P I Z Z A I S A G R E S S I V E*

[@pickleproductions5736]

Ngl, it's a pretty good book, not really a horror.

[@troyking464]

The book is not about a killer pizza though. It's about a pizza place that is a front for a gang of monster hunters.

[@moonstone6133]

why did that remind me of the saturnz barz music video with that floating pizza lmao

[@tree1839]

@@pickleproductions5736 it is a good book

[@tree1839]

@@troyking464 its a really good book

[@montanarose4622]

Seems like you’ve got a... *Grudge* with this movie.

[@capralmarines4043]

*YEEEAAAHHHHH*

[@Haxan_bm]

Phrog

[@nerdysniper6194]

* Throws tomato *

[@thetoaster765]

I hate you and love you at the same time

[@ikozael6157]

Get to steppin'.

[@lawrencemassaro9646]

Those three grudge movies definitely gave me nightmares especially when I would think she would be down the hall or underneath my bed

[@kaylam3074]

Same!

[@KrazzeeKane]

The original Grudge movie fucked me up as a child, I saw that far too young and was absolutely horrified whenever the day became that gray of twilight that the film takes place, ugh I get goosebumps thinking about it

[@classic6288]

Everyone gangsta till Killer Pizza is the best movie of 2020 and the grudge is #1 garbage

[@clutchesofevil4206]

The synopsis says the book is about a Pizza restaurant, that's a cover for a group of monster hunters. It would have been better.

[@YAH2121]

The horror movie genre just cant catch a break. Its a shame that finding an objectively good, competent horror movie is like finding a diamond in the ruff

[@Whofan06]

@Josh Youwa The good movies are out there but they're hard to find. Theres also a lot of disagreement. Ive come to distrust any top 10 list cause they're written by people who base their opinion on not liking jumpscares and literally nothing else--like its one thing to critique the use and overuse of the format its another thing to be such a pussy that you only watch horror films in which absolutely nothing happens. If i have to watch another artsy foreign film that doesnt explain for jack shit whats going on for the sake of "good cinema" im gonna pull my hair out. Sometimes a girl just wants a fun haunted house movie. They're not always Certified Good but as long as its enjoyable it wins in my book.

[@puppygirlasuka]

*rough

[@katiebayliss9887]

Josh Youwa don’t breathe wasn’t a good movie

[@robertdicke7249]

New, good, and original movies in general will be made the moment repeat titles stop making money. Ultimately the only quality of a movie that matters is if it money. This can be accomplished at best by making REALLY good movies, however using a brand or ads works just as well since its not like people can make an opinion before paying to see it. Also people just up and favor new things even if they expect the new thing to be bad, they'll watch a new trash movie over an old classic just cause the anticipation of what could happen is better then knowing what will happen even if what will happen is a master piece.

[@katiebayliss9887]

YAH21 if I’m going to be honest, I’m not really a big fan of modern horror movies, at least the popular ones because they all seem to be about the supernatural, like just the same scary ghost lady or dolls or demons. Like I’m just not into that, and I’m talking about mainstream ones. There’s been good ones don’t get me wrong, just not the ones that get a lot of advertising

[@bainmoosh6993]

9:30 I am SO a shamed to admit I literally screamed out loud from this even tho HE WAS EXPLAINING THE JUMPSCARE AS IT HAPPENED but I also find it hilarious so I had to share

[@Godzilla-tu2cd]

The Japanese series is of course a thousand times better then this movie. Hell Sadako vs kayako is way better.

[@denimgold5772]

So is planet of the apes The horrible original

[@Godzilla-tu2cd]

@@denimgold5772 hey don't diss the 60s classic

[@denimgold5772]

Im talking more about the suits not the movie

[@Godzilla-tu2cd]

@@denimgold5772 the make-up is a little dated these days but they still hold up at points.

[@becomeyourownhero1591]

I find Sadako vs Kayako really funny. Although it's fun to watch.

[@txt5220]

Fun Fact: me and my friends saw this movie a week after it came out. The theater we went to (a popular one in a college town) was completely empty, so we had free reign to talk shit about it the entire time. My one friend was so bored he was walking laps across the seats. At one point he sat down behind us and we forgot about him. The scariest part of the movie was when their was a jump scare, and we all got spooked, not because of the movie, but because we heard a laugh and thought there was another person in the theater with us and heard us talking the whole time.

[@Mramazing-mv2ix]

plot twist- you thought that you were watching a movie where the characters get tortured, but it's actually you getting tortured by watching the movie

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

I’m gonna be honest I saw the first grudge movie when I was like 5 and it gave me nightmares for years

[@MochaTea94406]

Oh yeah. The kid ghost game me nightmares for weeks

[@thepandanesianquetzal1158]

bro I watched harry potter when I was 5 and that gave me nightmares lmaooo

[@comicreliefghost]

I watched one episode of the Simpsons but someone went though a shredder and I was scarred

[@Queefersutherland97]

Same thing happened to me the attic scene terrified me as a child

[@dragazecxj]

Everybody: Squinting at the screen to get a good look but could only see your own reflection instead

[@itsy-bitsyspider]

maybe THAT was the horror all along

[@katevgrady]

I think he's totally right about the 04 American Grudge. It's not scary or impressive to watch now, but back then it was truly a sight to behold and freak out about.

[@excalibursonic32]

Disagree, that movie still creeps me out.

[@Piper-eo2bj]

Elvis the Alien: "I think it's weird that humans name their pets human names." Me: wait till you hear about my shih tzu named *S* *t* *e* *v* *e*

[@aleahlune]

Somehow the fact that it's shih tzu makes it even better

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Who names their pet Steve? I know no one named steve in real life

[@Nicolejt06]

pEt nAmed sTevE-

[@Quick-Silver206]

Haha. Nice.

[@danigadaleta5092]

My dogs: Vicky and Sebastian 😂

[@kirikakirikakirika]

"Buddha! Shiitake kimono!" "Kamkua, sushi, sashimiiiiiii." "Fujitsu!"

[@Gideon13397]

"Messatsu!"

[@Brenananana]

I AM SO GLAD YOU MENTIONED HEREDITARY. I stumbled upon it last week after watching two snoozers and it did not disappoint. it was perfectly creepy fr.

[@bogdanrusu3669]

Fun fact: there was also a game of the grudge on the wii

[@Gideon13397]

How was it?

[@bogdanrusu3669]

Gideon it wasn’t bad. Probably the scariest game on the wii.

[@Vashy_Slashy]

Bogdan Rusu the man behind the slaughter

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

@@bogdanrusu3669 that's interesting, cueing the *more you know*

[@ayyylmao101]

@@Gideon13397 I was paranoid about opening doors for a while... freaking Ju-On

[@totomax2658]

Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and come on who's with me!

[@nightcoremadstudioreborn4299]

*YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG*

[@lightningmcapplesaucegobli9264]

Laura Ellie plant a seed inside the earth

[@planetcheese]

@@lightningmcapplesaucegobli9264 Just one way to know its worth

[@Bleakforever]

Planet Cheese lets celebrate the world’s rebirth

[@lunaticusdjit]

@@Bleakforever so we say let it grow

[@clardergrarder4991]

"Do You know how hard It would be To kill a man with a fork? " John Wick : am i a joke to you?

[@mlgthuglife5528]

Cannibals: *_Is that a challenge??_*

[@DylanLivesAgain]

Started falling asleep and autoplay rolled over to this, only for me to hear "STOP", scaring me shitless

[@purplehaze2358]

The original _(Ju-on)_ was a masterpiece. I despise everything to do with this remake.

[@phoenixchase9271]

Take it from bright boys The OG is better

[@AzureRoxe]

@@phoenixchase9271 If there's a horror movie with a Japanese version, you can bet the Japanese version will be far superior.

[@phoenixchase9271]

@@AzureRoxe Same for Korean

[@0AngelOnTheDanceFloor0]

Remakes mostly are always worse so at least that explains you who is just a remake of a person

[@wolfshade5020]

AzureRoxe Shutter, One Missed Call, Pulse, Dark Water. All JHorror originals all awesome

[@jedibattlemasterkos]

I will never forget 7th grade how *SCARED SHITLESS* I was after seeing the first Grudge movie in theaters. I didn't sleep for a WEEK. Saw the most recent one and I cant say I'm impressed.

[@godhead9621]

I read the title as “2020 is very bad” but that still would have been accurate

[@purplehaze2358]

7:41 I don’t judge because I have a pair of twin dachshunds named Corndog and Footlong.

[@purplehaze2358]

Gabriel Roberts It’s a common practice to have hotdogs be served and marketed as “Footlongs”

[@personone5130]

Corndogs are called hot dogs on a stick here. And what you'd call a hotdog is what we call American hotdogs.

[@Cvnt_blvnt]

“I always think it’s weird when people hive their dogs human names” Me:omg ikr My dog:ToBy

[@hippibunni9177]

You should cover the movie “Sierra Burgess is a Loser”. It’s a real stinker.

[@zant41]

Hasn't he already done that ?

[@smokeyquest8933]

Or samuri cop or killer bong

[@reillyferreira-renold3023]

He did

[@jeremino263]

@@zant41 cynicalreviews did kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKG4g2h_oLJoZtk

[@karolinabaran1373]

"it's not even scary it's just funny" me getting scared anyway

[@SayaaNara]

I mean jumpscares can catch anyone off guard, but that's the problem with modern horror movies. There's no sense of dread and horror because after the jumpscare there's nothing else. Eventually you just get used to them

[@Ektalon]

“The Ring of Grudges in the Dark Water”. C’mon Blumhouse, I have thrown down the gauntlet!

[@Paindriller]

i recently heard someone liked SIlent Hill: Revelations 3D and i'm pretty sure there's people out there who eat garbage

[@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet]

I find that movie personally insulting

[@The88shrimp]

That movie seemed like purely a "How much CG and 3d effects can we cram into a movie" test

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@Danny Williams What were you expecting from a film with a generic title like "REVELATIONS 3D"?

[@bagasbramantyo9717]

Any film with 3D in the title is automatically terrible

[@maevixie7041]

@@bagasbramantyo9717 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D would like to have a word with you

[@dolantrumf]

I've spent 17 years without watching a horror movie, so this is new to me, and everything is scary

[@nopizzawithoutpineapple]

A few recommendations. Hereditary, The Void, The Babadook, The Wailing, Kill List And if you have Netflix check out Marianne and Gerald's Game

[@hyangi25]

@@flechetteXXX it follows wasn't that scary, but more psychological for me

[@hyangi25]

@@flechetteXXX lol i liked to be scared and deeply unsettled.

[@nopizzawithoutpineapple]

@@flechetteXXX really like It Follows and The VVitch is a masterpiece, just didn't want to bombard our cute little newbie

[@nopizzawithoutpineapple]

@@flechetteXXX haven't seen that one before tbh Btw I once watched The Void with my friends while tripping on acid

[@skylersandoval5504]

I love the Ju-On/Grudge franchise, and it makes me so sad to see it die a slow, painful death with each subsequent film being worse than the last. 😩☹ Oh well, at least we have the originals.

[@sbstnpofadder]

"Give me money. Money me! Money now! Me a money needing a lot now."

[@StationaryBeggar]

Because of the implication.

[@KaeYoss]

"Do you know how hard it would be to kill someone with a fork!?!" Oh, I know!

[@igorkopacynski8906]

Hold up...

[@idonotconsent1020]

Bro...?

[@laynedoe3455]

((Me, brainstorming ways to kill someone with a fork: PoIsOn ThEiR sPaGhEtTi 🍝))

[@Andrew-zq3ip]

Try it with a plastic one sometime...

[@Timetosleep912]

Hahahaha..... Wait what?

[@LeFroge]

That clip at the end was the part I was waiting for the entire video XD thank you!

[@HeadlessHare]

I really can't stand horror movies with bad lighting, aren't we meant to see the scares?

[@katiebayliss9887]

Babey Bunnie I mean if it’s a visual monster yes, but something like The Haunting, no.

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

@@katiebayliss9887 I agree on haunting of hill House bit in the case of this film they basically made the lighting darker because they knew it wasn't scary enough. So they turn the contrast down to make it seem more scary.

[@katiebayliss9887]

New Order of Alexandria oh no I agree, I hate movies like this for a specific reason. This is a monster movie, show the monster, but do it sparingly. Something like King Kong, show it.

[@brianaguilar8283]

Katie Bayliss no. Jaws, Alien, Predator and the first Grudge worked because they hide the monster for most of the film, therefore their scenes have more impact when they actually do appear onscreen

[@brianaguilar8283]

Dim lighting can work to set the tone and mood of a scene. In certain circumstances. Some shitty horror movies just use it as a cop out. They either can’t think of anything creative, they don’t have the budget to make something scary or they’re trying to hide poor special effects

[@hyperion3145]

I personally hate it when people give their pets names like "fluffy" or "spaghetti". Seeing as how some people view pets as family, it's like naming your kid "Porkchop". Though people already do that...

[@crackedhammer4612]

I’m gonna name my dog Herakos

[@timmyturner5864]

I named my dog 'nicholas cage the almighty" but just shorten it to fluff. Although the vet calls him nicholas cage.

[@DesignzRUs1]

It’s not that deep LOL

[@CandyApples4ever]

I need my cat Sylvestor Stallone.

[@winterdae8088]

Spaghetti is such a cute name

[@lj9392]

i remember when i was little & got nightmares just from seeing previews for the grudge movies. meanwhile, i hadn't even known this one existed until now, ive heard literally nothing about it. also, my take on pets having human names is that they should be ridiculously fancy or elaborate. like Captain Felix Montcroix the third or something

[@anvakathazit1102]

Elvis: Thinks its weird when people give pets human names Me: Thinks about my childhood pet cat named Kevin.

[@viperblitz11]

I have 2 birds named Mike and Ike. Obvious naming scheme so that may or may not count, but they're human names.

[@batmanisthecool3st]

I named my fish Mikey lol

[@mr.jameson218]

Burns... burns.........burns...... THE RING OF FIRE

[@Incrediblydepressed]

I actually had high hopes for this movie. I was honestly expecting to see newer and better Grudge Movie with newer graphics, characters, and of course a much scarier version of Kayako Saeki (the grudge girl) herself. Guess not.

[@viceroy___]

Oh sweet summer child...

[@TheKrilicious]

Same!

[@sindrigunnar]

Same. I was so disappointed because I love Sam Raimi

[@newvocabulary]

Did you even watch it? It's pretty good.

[@BigTendy]

Kayako still scares me to this day and they only have her appear....for 5 fucking seconds and then she just dips.

[@5D_Films]

Right at the beginning when you said stop, I paused the video and now I don’t think I can unpause it

[@drillcreepz7067]

Killer pizza is amazing. It’s a novel for teenagers and it goes through several students forming a friendship through a pizza job that’s not all it seems. I don’t want to spoil it because it’s a true gem. I’d definitely recommend giving it a read.

[@SuperUltraMegaTV]

Just wanted to thank you, Elvis. Not being able to leave the house due to COVID-19 has been bumming me out, and watching your videos helps.

[@jaykemm3472]

Kingpin Landlady - You really jarred something loose, tiger.

[@athithg9742]

"You know how hard it is to kill someone with a fork?" Keanu Reeves: *laughs in pencil*

[@braydenpayne8617]

Reddit keanu chungus?

[@cctomcat321]

This is as close to what I was gonna say as possible. How easy is it? Well, it's not hard...

[@Couragethecowardly-hog]

Killer pizza is one of my favorite books. It's about monster hunters

[@shadowhuntermoon4834]

Are you sure that that’s not ShadowHunters?

[@amisharath5301]

The horror is the fact that these movies just keep on getting produced

[@xen0bia]

The orignal american The Grudge still freaks me out, tbh. And at least it had the decency to be set in Japan where the ju-on myth originates from...

[@AshenSpark]

Adam Green : Grudge remake? Nah I'd rather make something I'd want to put on my resume, like kIlLeR pIzZa!

[@britpopwh0ree486]

let’s be real, nothing will come close to the original Ju On: The Grudge... that shit was so good. the last scene where it’s just zooming in on the girl in the attic and just when you think her eyes aren’t going to open they SNAP wide open and that creepy death rattle sound kicks in before it cuts to black... chills

[@disgustingpunk2844]

The original movie (Japan version) was actually pretty scary to me because I was so gripped to it and I waited for a scary part The remake in English (2004) was pretty decent too But this one.... this one was awful

[@intanlestari534]

ju on 1 isn't that good after i see it now, but when i were in my childhood it seem so scary

[@vokunsos136]

After watching the movies themselves, I have yet to see the original one sadly. But I will say. This movie, the 2020 Grudge shouldn't have happened. It was god-awful and I lost interest halfway through. After I tried hard to pay attention. It was dull and the ghosts look... Awful. I think I'd rather watch the Grudge 3 again than witness this trash.

[@crimsonxxvip]

I love the original movie, too. It's the first horror movie I watched that really scared the shit out of me. Hollywood should stop making rip-offs of beloved movies like this.

[@kalodawg8297]

@@intanlestari534 the original japanese one is the best. The english version was already meh. And it kept going downhill from there

[@ZAWFUL]

I actually lived in the small town where they filmed it so it's just weird to watch.

[@ac-130fan]

Oh fr? Where did they film it? Did you visit the location during filming?

[@ZAWFUL]

@@ac-130fan I saw the outside lots of places film there cause its cheep to film and lots of empty parking lots they can use to keep the various trucks and crew cars and whatnot. The town's got that old esthetic look to it.

[@ArdentKegan]

Everything you said is 100% true! I went and saw it in theaters expecting a good take on the grudge. The jumping around in this movie bothered the hell outta me and to have seen all the original "Grudge" films.....this disappoints me.

[@aidanbarrett8606]

We're pretty much devolving slowly when it comes to movie quality

[@destructokid1337]

I wouldn't say slowly when it comes to horror. It, very quickly, dropped all suspense and went to pure jumpscares. Disgusting.

[@TheKrilicious]

Hollywood's wells are running dry at this point and they think remakes and reboots ar their only safe card because of name recognition

[@aidanbarrett8606]

@@destructokid1337 yeah good point, I feel like the writers for horror today haven't seen a single horror movie in their life, there's just money in the genre

[@aidanbarrett8606]

@@TheKrilicious I as well think they just reboot everything because they know their actual ideas will end up terrible

[@TheKrilicious]

@@aidanbarrett8606 Or their lack of actual ideas

[@KingOfGaymes]

When you said there was great foreshadowing at the start I thought you were gonna say that’s the only good part but then you said TRASH and I almost choked

[@mieshocked1450]

2:20 gotta say, 2017 "Rings" was way better than the 2020 "The Grudge" even though it's also garbage 😂😂

[@m8head842]

They only relied on loud noises to portray scares, and it’s really Anoying

[@The88shrimp]

That's what I loved about the original Ju-On series, very little jump scares and a much higher focus on tension and story.

[@americantoastman7296]

oh completely. Im just so sensitive to jump scares its ridiculous. Like in the scene where Elvis was complaining about the ghost dude in the kitchen. I KNEW what was coming and still it startled me. Its the visuals and the audio, just the sudden spike in volume that gets me. Its so cheap, it feels terrible.

[@randomstuff-qu7sh]

My favorite Grudge movie is Ju-on. I found it much scarier than the 2004 version of The Grudge. The primary thing that made it feel scarier to me was the lack of rules. That fact that there really was no silver bullet to save the day and that you really didn't have to do anything to incur the spirits' wrath is a large part of what makes it scary to me. I didn't even know these newer versions of the Grudge existed...of course, since the 2004 version left me disappointed, I can't say I was really looking for more of them.

[@overlord1ful]

Im a huge horror movie lover and the grudge (the first American made one) has been the only horror movie to this day to give me consistent nightmares. Something about the grudge left a impression on my soul, something about long dark hair ghost girl scares my ass off. Oddly enough the ring did not scare for some reason.

[@TarksGauntlet]

Not saying this in defense of The Grudge 2020, but "mother!" also got an "F" cinemascore, and I think that movie was genuinely fantastic. Cinemascore(s) can sometimes be far too harsh in their criticism as a result of their own personal shortcomings as movie-goers. Even if they really didn't like "mother!" which.. I mean, clearly they didn't, if only from a technical aspect and acting alone it deserved better.

[@newvocabulary]

The 2020 Grudge is pretty good. I don't get why everyone is hating on it? I watched it blind without any reviews and went away feeling like it wasn't a waste of time. It's like 7/10 at least.

[@bumibomber]

@@newvocabulary I mean you're allowed to have whatever opinion you want on the movie but there's some pretty terrible stuff with the movie that kost viewers can agree on such as the absolutely disgusting color correction, terrible editing, gaping plotholes, characters being too stupid / acting too inconsistent to care for, being too close to the original in terms of scares while doing them way worse, and the absolutely terrible silent sound design that takes out any possible tension.

[@newvocabulary]

@@bumibomber , the only thing I didn't like about it was the ending. The rest of the film didn't seem to have any of the issues you described. Maybe I should watch it again. I remember being spooked watching it, maybe the gloss will wear off on a second watching.

[@bigthonty2718]

@@newvocabulary horror is subjective, bad editing/ the terrible vfx and lighting of this movie completely ruined the opportunity this movie had to be scary

[@CHARIOTangler]

Mother! is absolutely an overlooked masterpiece that will get its due someday. Its the most intense movie length crescendo I've ever experienced in a theater.

[@carlterwedow5000]

I remember reading Killer Pizza back in middle school. It was about an organization that hunted supernatural creatures and used a pizza place as their base of operations. Can't say if it would make a good movie or not, but I enjoyed reading it.

[@KaeYoss]

Of course you give your pet human names. It makes everything better. Think of the conversations you can have. "So John had diarrhea. Dunno what he ate, but it was fun to pick that up at the park" "Have a good night in our guest room. Just keep the door closed, or Kevin will jump in the bed with you. He just wants to sleep with people. "WHAT THE FUCK" "Oh, Kevin's our dog" (apparently that happened to someone while using AIRBNB)

[@ASaltyGhost]

What I liked about the original Grudge ghosts was how uncomfortable they were to look at. The main ghost lady was always twitchy and made awful cracking noises when she crawled, and her face was not snarling and mad, but wide-eyed and open mouthed, and she just made this horrible droning noise. Which was explained because she had her neck broken and that wooden sound was her attempt at screaming. Same with the kid. He could only make cat sounds because he died at the same time his pet cat did. It's not as cool of a story as the ghost lady, but it was different: a ghost kid screaming like a cat. This movie has the same problem that La Llorona has: these ghosts could be literally any ghost, and the only reason they named the movie the Grudge was to cash in on the longtime fans. It's a name people recognize. These ghosts are so unlike the Grudge ghosts that they could be replaced with any spooky being and the story remains the same. A haunted house story isn't unique, so you have to make the ghosts memorable, which the original story did.

[@CrazyCatLadyyy666]

"Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight" is a polish slasher movie on netflix that came out recently and i would love to hear your thoughts about it :D

[@-Wayla-]

Is there English version of it?

[@CrazyCatLadyyy666]

@@-Wayla- i'm pretty sure there are english subtitles

[@MattCrawley_Music]

I watched it with an English dub on netflix

[@Seiaeka]

When he just hides in the closet and you go off on it, all I can think of is phasmophobia where hiding in closets from ghosts is a totally legit thing. XD

[@ShadowBotboi]

I SAW THIS MOVIE AND THE ENDING WAS ACTUAL GARBAGE!

[@Grace-ym5yk]

What happened in the ending I don't really wanna watch it lol

[@eddiedingle767]

The American ending or the UK ending? There are different endings

[@eddiedingle767]

@DANK does one actually end?

[@ShadowBotboi]

@@Grace-ym5yk SPOILERS ONCE AGAIN SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!! so basically in the main characters house she thinks that she talking to here son but shes not shes talking to the ghost then i guess the ghost kills her THEN it literally just cuts to the front of the house, roll credits -100/10 ending .

[@ShadowBotboi]

@@eddiedingle767 I watched the american ending so idk what the uk one is

[@hotbaconburger1090]

I remember reading Killer Pizza in the 7th grade. He was right to switch to the book and not do the movie

[@Hannah22oz]

The original American "The Grudge" seriously freaked me out and helped me become the true horror fan that I am today. You can't top a movie like that. I bootlegged the new movie with my friends and we literally just laughed at it/ didnt pay attention the entire time.

[@combtt7410]

If you have watched Midsommar (2019) i would love to hear what you think of it

[@nekonebitan2912]

For me Midsommar is better than Hereditary,yes I said it

[@combtt7410]

@@nekonebitan2912 everyone has their own taste, btw i agree with you

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The original was legitimately great, but this is a stain, tarnishing the original's brilliance.

[@omnical6135]

i think you should grow a mustache

[@Upsetkiller456]

I have to disagree on the original being great tbh, it had some horrible acting, a weirdly out of order plot and most of the makeup looks horrendous now.

[@SUCHATYR4NT]

Domenick boucher if you’re talking about the plot of the American remake, i’d agree. They tried to to the thing Ju-On did with the different perspectives but without the transitions that are in Ju-On showing the name if the character they’ll be focusing on. But they didn’t do this in the american version. Which is why it can be confusing

[@Upsetkiller456]

@@SUCHATYR4NT No, I was talking about the Japanese original, I haven't rewatched the American version(even though they share the same director) but plan on doing it this weekend. I just rewatched Ju-On the other day and honestly, I don't think it's that great of a movie or really even all that good. The sound design is excellent but, outside of the scene where Hitomi just does not have a good night, I thought it was pretty dull and thought the shifting perspectives and time were kinda confusing at points.

[@SUCHATYR4NT]

Domenick boucher i myself really liked the japanese originals. But you’re correct about the perspectives and the time being confusing. But after a while you get used to it and it all becomes clear. It wasn’t really scary but the japanese ones are good movies imo.

[@RagmaticalRachel]

I like naming my pets human names because then I don't need human friends

[@ntmfalloutproductions4713]

American First Movie: Pretty Damn good American Second Movie: Thats ok, wait what? American Third Movie: What did I just watch? The Remake 2020: No...

[@gloomy5665]

Well at least Frank didn’t die

[@Emma-yg2uf]

I always wondered how you stop the yu-on for coming at you. I can imagine trying to bomb the house from a safe distance she's like "croaaaaaaaak" standing next to you. The ring and yu-on joined forces and merged in one being in a different Asian horror movie so I don't think she can be defeated now.

[@skelly1004]

Alien Fantano: “This child actor? He’s not good.”

[@__ahughjass]

*explosion*