THE NUN is Terrible (and other awful movies about nuns)

[@casper6405]

The naughty nun The scawy nun The slightly miffed nun The pissed nun The nun nun

[@nazd4q]

the agitated nun the salty nun the rated s for scary nun the crappy nun the anguished nun

[@constantine8547]

The sexy nun

[@boneclaimingquixote320]

the f*cked up nun the gun nun the A N G E R Y nun the non existent nun the cheap nun the flat-earther nun the t h i c c nun the awful nun the mean nun the rude nun the ruined nun the suck nun the crazy nun the frantic nun

[@thegreatkingdedede7391]

The Nun-believable Hulk

[@dragonfire_861ytp6]

the feminist nun

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

They call "The Nun" the darkest chapter because you can't see anything.

[@YaBoiFlappy]

Gray the OK that was actually proper funny 😂 thank you for making my day, it’s been a rough one so thank you. ❤️🙏

[@fandomfan2800]

XD

[@JeanMarceaux]

How much more black can it be? Nun More Black.

[@theskullicorn4588]

@@lavander_snakes1249 you can't say that on youtube! Say feel not good

[@user-id2dx4qd6j]

Gray the OK dude i saw this movie at the drive-in and they had to shut the movie off until it got dark because you couldn’t see shit!

[@patrickslusher844]

The actual term for a pre-Nun is "Second to Nun"

[@Maddy-ny8dz]

Brilliant 👏👏👏

[@Kian-ww2hi]

Master of nun

[@moonman3827]

Well that just nun-believable I’m gonna go hang myself now.

[@schweckel5332]

wasn't it Capri Nun or am I mixing things up here

[@EndMeNow517]

Bruh moment

[@garrick3727]

"Nunchucks" - Movie about a nun that kills guys called Chuck. "Nun too Bright" - Movie about a nun who is discovered as a math genius. "Second to Nun" - Movie about a girl who is always been outshined by her sister who is a nun. "Nun the Wiser" - Sequel to Nun Too Bright "Then There Were Nun" - Murder mystery about someone killing off Sisters in a convent. "Nymphomaniac Nuns" - Oops, how did that one get in here.

[@Nimbus3690]

the sequel got me good

[@jedimike7622]

I want all of these.

[@stevepensando2593]

@@jedimike7622 Specially the last one

[@oliverqueen4154]

Nunphomaniacs?

[@dr.bright6272]

@@oliverqueen4154 sure

[@espighty]

“The Bad Nun” sounds like a low budget porno title.

[@scottski02]

And that would have been a better movie

[@RayTC]

it actually is a low budget porno title

[@RayTC]

please dont ask where i get my information from

[@coopertrosclair9085]

DIOhydrogen Monoxide why?

[@scottski02]

@@RayTC I need the source for research purposes

[@ayysop1404]

*the word nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel*

[@IbrahimKhan-ix9vt]

And unu is nun rolling

[@thehauntedattic4279]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@IbrahimKhan-ix9vt]

@Ryan Jang why, I just wanted to join in with what you guys were doing. :(

[@blood3215]

Fbi open up

[@darthvader6533]

Woa

[@moedanglez]

I’d rather watch “The Rad Nun” about a nun who competes in the X Games

[@PreetiRachelJasper]

moedanglez clarence ♥️

[@advcrim77]

Id rather watch some nun porn tbh

[@dragonbane44]

Or "The Sad Nun" about a nun who lost her Father.

[@shnibel7464]

This deserves more likea

[@ryomen_sukuna-m6h]

Or “The Chill Nun” who kills people by watching Albert.

[@Kimmy0721]

The Tagline of The Nun was literally, “Witness the darkest chapter in The Conjuring universe.” Judging by this video, they weren't wrong.

[@LustfulCapella]

Lol

[@Kimmy0721]

@@LustfulCapella dudebro, my comment is 2 years old. Nobody cares about it anymore

[@speedracer1945]

​@@LustfulCapella 😅

[@TarfuLuke]

We do still care.

[@Kimmy0721]

@@TarfuLuke well, let sleeping dogs lie

[@RAPNTUDO]

"You are so pathetic, i am so strong" weird flex demon

[@bornahorvat8753]

nun 3: ebola day

[@bornahorvat8753]

nun 2: RAP'N TUDO FAMÍLIA 321

[@nytveta3897]

but okj

[@bluranger3689]

Wierd flex but ok....

[@user-xk6dv9nl7i]

The Nun: The Gucci Awakens

[@ronaldgladson8946]

Part of me wishes there was a movie called “Nun of your Business.”

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

Could also be a series. Like the Office, but it's nuns trying to run a business

[@birdyhere2085]

Underrated

[@michaeltracy9932]

that’s so nun as in like dumb

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime And the CEO of this organisation is a Mother Superior kind of nun who’s trying to keep the others under control lol.

[@fries5849]

@@5H4NKTH35HARK instead of a business it’s a church and anytime someone asks them what their going to do with the church they just hit them with the classic “it’s Nun of your business”

[@maribellekotahi9624]

when we watched the nun in the movie theatre i swear the dude in front of us was drunk. he had no shoes on, feet resting up on the seat in front of him and pissing himself laughing everytime valak came out.

[@noronadventures9326]

Tui Marama sounds like a great time

[@NOABXD]

Only way to enjoy the movie it seems

[@loganking3130]

i had guy like that in infinity war

[@TattedMunchkin69]

My friend and I went to go see it and literally everyone in the theater was laughing lmao

[@jeannine5287]

Tui Marama in that drunk man’s defense I was sober and I was laughing throughout the movie as well...like it wasn’t scare enough but it was funny

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

The thing is, there have been a lot of very real, very twisted nuns throughout history. It wouldn't have been hard to look into history to find a much more compelling story than all the hogwash they made to piggyback off the already lame "Conjuring" series nun flick.

[@Ebh55.]

What is lame here?

[@octosquid48]

Wait there have actually been evil nuns in history? Which ones?! Now I'm curious!

[@GamesandMusic1100]

the conjuring 2 is one of my favorite movies ever and the first conjuring movie is also extremely good but all of the other conjuring universe movies (aside from maybe Annabelle: creation or Annabelle comes home, although those aren't amazing) are either very mid or just trash.

[@Knolch]

Your dog wearing that Mask was scarier than all of those movies combined.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

How was it scary?? It was so cute and funny.

[@coolguyjaxon3620]

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki its a joke dumbass

[@thistrulyisabruhmomentbruh5304]

Anios Arkhangelisk r/wooosh

[@speedtubertm6319]

Anios Arkhangelisk exactly

[@pizza_parker9689]

This truly is a bruh moment Bruh moment 9001 not reddit

[@kacerollet2768]

Fun Fact: If you call the police and you don’t answer they will send some people because they will think it is a hostage situation

[@KanityOnePieceChill]

Do they find out the address using the phone number or?..

[@WThroat]

@@KanityOnePieceChill Most likely.

[@nopuedeser7814]

Kanity - One Piece Chill I think they zone in on the location of where the phone call is coming from.

[@matthewgiese7811]

I was 6-7 years old and accidentally dialed 911 being dumb. Panicked and hung up. They called back and I had to assure them I was ok and got lectured on the phone.

[@dukedizzy]

I did that once and nothing happened

[@Diana-rs4sd]

3:21 He: just got buried alive with limited oxygen He again: lights a lighter that consumes oxygen

[@miner3128]

JAIL

[@giogiogoldenwind7774]

@@miner3128 NO U

[@RicardoLopez-cm2zv]

Lights a lighter in a wooden cascet

[@ethansariya]

@@RicardoLopez-cm2zv the smartness

[@swapmarioyt64]

*Fuck **-Oxygen-** Logic* *All My Homies Hate **-Oxygen-** Logic*

[@ukaniko]

My favorite aspect of the 'Curse of the Nun' is the notion of the ghost of a 1950s nun haunting an early 2000s suburban tract house.

[@avoiceofreason7]

Actually, an evil storage facility could make for a fun movie idea. Not that it stores evil, but that the facility itself is evil. I've been in storage facilities. They're unnerving. A film with someone getting lost in one lends to the potential for multiple scenarios as they encounter different lockers. Perhaps the contents of each locker are twisted into deadly devices to torment whoever gets lost in its halls. Honestly, if you got some engineers, artists, and a safety inspector together, they could come up with some pretty gnarly scenarios for that film. I'd watch it.

[@RiotnRespect]

I’m thinking something along the lines of the early Resident Evil games

[@just_going_mads]

Have every locker be like it's own version of the cube...from The Cube. Obviously. It has the potential to have some awesome freaky imagery and mind-fuckery.

[@werisekk3]

Yo, that actually sounds pretty dope!

[@donlasagna479]

Bro. Cabin in the Woods. Watch it. 94% on rotten tomatoes. It’s a lot like what you’re saying.

[@moonronic]

A voice of reason this sounds like an scp, probably bc a lot of scps are way more imaginative than a lot of horror movie villains lmao

[@simbachvazo6530]

“...a little person in your mind with a massive red flag waving it around...” *soviet anthem starts to play*

[@simbachvazo6530]

22:02 Kommunist hat, got the lovely red star.

[@simbachvazo6530]

11:19 is my original comment btw

[@raincloud1313]

Yikes

[@JS-cu5fq]

Šarūnas Tamošiūnas Are you an imbecile?

[@HH-bb2cy]

@@Khrazey You're too young

[@jessicabraud3307]

I went on a date and we watched The Nun bc she likes horror movies. The point in the movie where she's being possessed or whatever, the entire room broke out laughing bc it was so funny. Someone yelled out that she was t-posing. Another person said that she was doing the Michael Jackson lean thing. It was a great time

[@LonerNomad]

Did you get to smash her after the date?

[@arbiter7618]

LonerNomad thats the most important thing

[@nobodycaresanymore188]

We need to know

[@AlbertTicklePickleIV]

Tell us

[@b3nl555]

*Please*

[@TheRedWalkerYT]

I feel like within each Nun movie it progressively looks more and more like a KZbin video lmao

[@randiepeps]

I love how all these movies aren’t scary but Elvis flushing the nun mask scared me

[@isaacmerwin4286]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one honestly

[@dededethatsthenameyoushoul9356]

Same

[@Manofthebloodborne]

69 likes

[@baileysubliminals7192]

JBR Steel Yes i wasn’t really focused on the video so i jumped

[@carmellaradigan9778]

@@Manofthebloodborne nice

[@KouhaiKamen]

I'm watching NUN of these My humour is nun-existence

[@mistaspooks7016]

-Pampered Pyro- noice

[@rooiflitz]

Your not nunny

[@georgeplays6362]

@@rooiflitz you mean nun funny

[@Gebunator]

Cease with these nunsense! I am having nun of these puns.

[@tiffanytwisted2901]

🤣

[@grrrrrbarkbark8009]

Person: What religion do you follow. Me: Nunya business

[@shriggahiga2262]

Donkey bend ogre

[@HelenFire420]

😑

[@nathansciarone5627]

epic zinger lul

[@MrWise-tk5bj]

Leave

[@Emmanuel8919b]

I think Me is a Stooqid

[@jacksonb.valentine8208]

The dog nun on a couch was the scariest nun of the year.

[@robins6043]

the only ‘and it was all a dream’ i’ve ever supported is alice in wonderland

[@asterodon]

Same

[@abdulhalim-jk9lz]

and also inception...

[@agustdz-w9b]

wizard of oz?

[@JohnSmith-op3qj]

Bruh, Fight Club tho

[@darkly5170]

Same but I also kinda support Mario 2 (US)

[@TatumBorealis]

"Don't be afraid to kill people." I really needed to hear this today, thanks :')

[@NapoleChan]

Here's some more encouragement, over 50% of murderers get away with it. If they don't find you in the first 48 hours that number jumps to over 80%

[@TatumBorealis]

Dream The Endless Thank you so much ❤😭❤

[@bigslurpee2078]

Don't forget to wear gloves! No fingerprints! Just act like Ted Bundy and you should get away with it.

[@Timmering]

This comment and reply section concerns me. o-o xD

[@val77701]

Timmering uwu TwT o-o xD RaWr

[@ryantreadway9971]

im pissed that the nun mask scared me every time it showed up

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

I'm so happy I'm not the only one

[@cameronw9816]

Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime dog scared the shit outta me

[@KazumaSatouReal]

Same

[@durratulaishah3703]

Yep same

[@Syzothsgift]

Mainly scared me for how ugly it is

[@punkrckr6889]

I love the writer telling on himself through the random dude’s texts in The Bad Nun. Like you can almost hear him going “Okay, what would convince a woman to drive over to a complete stranger’s house for a hookup? Oh, I know! Being a horny creep and then following up by tipping your fedora and telling her she’s pretty! That works in all of my weird fantasies!”

[@ladyshrike6815]

I want *nun* of that.

[@richardhimself150]

Papillon Immortel overused unfunny joke

[@torikelso2291]

Boo ☹️

[@JCBOiii]

@@richardhimself150 overused hate-boy comment

[@stevenr.rodriguez9997]

I fucking knew somebody already made this joke

[@handsomebrick]

This movie is second to *nun.*

[@pancarialice]

i've heard the word nun so many times that i feel numb at this point

[@huimang94]

Nunb

[@pancarialice]

@@huimang94 nice

[@MrNuke-ky9sj]

nunb

[@memelicker6437]

You mean you feel “Nun” at this point.

[@BooTomatoTomato]

Semantic satiation

[@lilseizy5922]

That second movie has porn tier acting and production from the clips you showed

[@darrenb.5229]

Archmonarch I thought it was a joke or parody

[@manbutt656]

@@commentcopbadge6665 Thanks for the tip!

[@lightningspirit5695]

@@commentcopbadge6665 My good sir, you have done a great service to the community. *salute*

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Lightning spirit *salute* returned in kind.

[@theo-pm5ui]

I remember when my parents got me to watch the nun with them and I called out literally every single scare. The most basic horror movie I’ve seen.

[@Fspoke_]

The Bad Nun should’ve been named: The Mildly Depressed Nun

[@OurCumrade]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@theboywithathorninhisside.4179]

Or atleast 'I Know What This Nun Did Last Summer' or 'The Nun Whom Got Her Groove Back'. 🤷

[@severalcakes3267]

"The disgruntled nun!" *Disnuntled...*

[@crocsfeesh9511]

Nun moment

[@kabey1588]

r/angry upvote

[@guestyones]

Crocs Feesh nun momentum

[@manio_e]

disguesting nunmentom

[@MrMassmahem]

Grundle

[@Tavemanic]

The 2021 hit horror movie, " The Pope", and it's 2023 sequal, " The Cardinal", then it will get a spin-off series called " The Priest", then we will make a shity prequel called " The Rabi", then a Malaysian rip off version called " The Monk" 😂😂😂

[@lkntgkltrndfl]

and then an Indian copy called "The Sadhu/Holy Man"

[@TheWeekndGaming]

Then another prequel called “The Jesus”

[@harrietiscoolll]

and then, "the bible"

[@Tavemanic]

You 3 have gotten a sub from me

[@laundrybasketgamers]

You misspelled sequel

[@charleetucker2480]

I remember going to cinemas with my now ex girlfriend as she was really looking forward to it because she liked the conjuring series but after the movie we were extremely disappointed, the nun wasn’t as creepy as she was in the conjuring 2 probably because she was more hidden in the second conjuring movie.

[@aurorawolfe6060]

I can't stand horror films that overuse jumpscares, whether it's a visual jumpscare or a auditory jumpscare. I mean, sure, maybe one or two is fine... but they should be more focused on creating psychological horror. But that's just my opinion. These days horror movies completely depend on jumpscares which is why I don't watch most of them.

[@samlynn1992]

Aurora Wolfe I agree! If you have a good plot you shouldn’t need jump scares!

[@fuzzbuttnmutt]

Exactly! Like the classics - The Omen, The Exorcist etc. Minimal jump scares, builds fear & tension.

[@iamyou2376]

Ikr!!? People need to make more horror movies like Hereditary or Suspiria(2018's version)...

[@rorosandiego2626]

You should watch haunting of hill house scariest tv show with very little dumb fk jumpscares but was still able to scare the shit out of me and lots of other people. Totally recommend you watch it like seriously can not stress this enough best psychologial plot twisty with ghosts u will 100% miss even though they are in the background tv show ull ever see

[@tostie3110]

Horror movies without them don't sell well becuase the general adience nowadays is too stupid and actually expects a horror movie to be a low effort jumpscarefest nowadays.

[@jessiehermit9503]

Nuns dating? Again, aren't they celibate, or am I missing something?

[@totothesquid6239]

These people are making horror movies about nuns when they themselves don't know the first thing about nuns.

[@stephenbarany3736]

I think he said ex boyfriend, so she may be a new nun

[@AxeTheViking]

”The Bad Nun?” I think I can speak on everyone’s part when I say that it sounds like a porno.

[@wojtekp295]

Welp I guess my mind is too clean to see that instantly

[@SubmarineCommander]

I can

[@SubmarineCommander]

I can see that

[@SubmarineCommander]

But the pedo priest sounds like a better porno... WAIT SHIT NO THAT SOUNDS WAY WORSE WHY DID I THINK IT SOUNDED BETTER! wait I think its just funny that's why, why am I talking to myself. I need mental help.

[@z_.5557]

Despite the flaws, I liked the soundtrack of the Nun. Also, I could kinda understand why the demon didn't kill Frenchie because technically, if they killed Frenchie, the video tape from the Warrens would not make sense anymore to exist (the tape that showed Valak possessing Frenchie). Using Frenchie, the demon was able to leave the place of the nuns and get to more victims outside it (their cameo in the Annabelle series and Conjuring 2). :/ It kinda makes sense to me, even if others won't agree.

[@HTPCYMC]

*Nun 2: Sans Boogaloo*

[@carrotdtop_1]

Thats a movie i would watch

[@lillianfox6848]

DUNNA NUH NUH, NUH NUH NUNNA NUNNA DUNNA NUH NUH, NUH NUH NUNNA NUNNA

[@BVLLETHELL]

*SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS*

[@kaijuok]

I’ve seen you before 👌

[@VVVU2x]

Waiting for "Conjuring 3:Infinity War"

[@LuisGarcia-kr8fp]

No Nun November

[@barbararab6390]

Bible black

[@Iamdoctorscones]

Bitch I hate you

[@Estorium]

But the nun wanna get some

[@honxq1428]

That wouldn’t be so hard

[@raccoonunderstress3085]

Luis Garcia nice

[@KnightSlasher]

Lets just *Pray* that there isn't another _Nun_

[@MarslKart]

Ironic in terms of culture

[@sectoidsupreme3341]

I'm not mad... just disappointed

[@johnnyking5784]

@XxVirtualRi0ts FUCK HALLOWEEN

[@eyedknow1589]

Big oof, I just hope it's not a title or main plot to another nun movie

[@HearkBeat]

Yes, let's have nun of that

[@fareshajjar1208]

The kindest person I ever met in my life was a nun. They symbolize something wonderful for me.

[@concept5631]

What do they symbolize?

[@fareshajjar1208]

@@concept5631 Love, service, selflessness, giving, kindness, profound compassion.

[@concept5631]

@@fareshajjar1208 cool

[@lforloser7210]

So many nun puns. I wish there were nun of them.

[@pugloife1001]

L for Loser kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKa0aGmnp9F-bZo

[@yungchangsta]

L for Loser saw that coming

[@Magoopscoop]

Nun of this is funny

[@__last]

I died of laughter when the physiatrist started speaking latin and said "SUPERNOSE!!"

[@dr.bright6272]

Supernooossse! - Some guy

[@crowMilatonin]

The Nun was too unrealistic for my taste. The Annabelle and Conjuring movies actually tried to stay a bit realistic.

[@tobiasdaugbjerg9627]

@@Buznut. Chill

[@michaelmyers8596]

Josh

[@peterthetrashcan1027]

BUMBLEBEE18 xbox Wtf dude, relax.

[@bilbo5823]

BUMBLEBEE18 xbox calm the fuck down my guy

[@baileysubliminals7192]

BUMBLEBEE18 xbox It wasn’t based on a true story but was still realistic (::

[@AidenRKrone]

At least in the case of _The Bad Nun,_ the nun isn't a disgruntled spirit or an aggrieved demon, it's just a creepy and kinky old dude who likes to dress in nun-drag.

[@rattyraver77]

The Magdalene Sisters isn't in the genre of horror but it gave me more nightmares about Nuns than any actual Nun horror movie could. Quick summary: Two girls are forced to go to an asylum because one is pregnant and the other was flirting with a boy. Whilst there they are subjected to brutal and horrific torture by the Nuns who run the place. Most horrific thing is it's based on true stories about Magdalene Laundries in Ireland. 10/10 would recommend

[@aryia6929]

Tansy Teapot oooo

[@invadore_8612]

Thanks for the recommendation :)

[@mr.0511]

A pre-nun is called a “novice”

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

And then apprentice, and then adept, and then expert, and then master.

[@horrorcentral1567]

Nun 100

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

@@horrorcentral1567 Nun-hundred

[@piglinwithnetheriteboots7439]

Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime minecraft villager reference?

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

@@piglinwithnetheriteboots7439 Elder Scrolls reference but Minecraft works too

[@angelicvega7040]

The very first joke, “How many effective scares do you think were in all of these movies combined? NUN” had me instantly dead 😂

[@miriamguchowska3688]

@Hilman Shaharuddin It's because 'none' and 'nun' sound very similar. So he said there were no real scares in the movie while making a nun-pun at the same time

[@rocky_wang]

Agreed. Especially he also put on the goofy mask when saying “Nun”. I have to rewatch the joke again and again…

[@chaosraccoonthethird]

Yeah saaame, it sent me 🤣🤣

[@LethalFrequenzy]

💀

[@AbhisarRawat]

Bad nun? More like: *The nun with no fun*

[@latviannationalsocialist6956]

100% of comments: nun puns

[@bornmonk4234]

I saw nunthing like that

[@Yandereiter]

@@bornmonk4234 I hate you

[@tarantula_7u863]

What? I saw none of those here. Wtf??

[@thesacrilegium]

Nice Josef Mengele picture ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@latviannationalsocialist6956]

@Blasphemisch Zeit i had this picture for months and nobody noticed

[@SilvarusLupus]

I went to a Catholic High School and those nuns were way scarier.

[@timbermicka]

True story m8

[@AlopeciaPatientx]

SilvarusLupus t

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Especially when they got out the stick. Nun'a that stuff was short of a Shaolin beating.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Seriously. I went to a catholic school a couple times to fuck a couple of nuns there. I was not able convince them to give up their nun......nery. If only my cock was maybe 2 or 3 inches longer I might've done it. They were really slutty. Initiated everything that went down. Including them. Especially the fat one. She was a real freaky deaky. She'd eat a couple donuts while getting pounded from behind. EDIT: Oh shit! LOL!! You said, "scarier". WTF I swear I saw "sexier" Fuck. OK. So I cannot relate to what you said.

[@mach4253]

I asked this to a nun in my Catholic School during class. "If Jesus tells us to pray for our enemies and sinners, why doesn't anyone pray to Satan? the greatest Sinner of All" You'd expect a full blown rage, but all I got what an explanation why Satan is bad. The nuns in my Catholic High School were pretty chill. Maybe it differs from Catholic Schools since mine was mostly ran by priests.

[@Azby64]

"There's a *billion* more convenient ways to kill someone." - Alien, 2020

[@jommisalami]

I read your comment right as he was saying it like subtitles

[@heyitsjustaz]

15:18 cracked me up, dials 911, gets a perfectly clear response and she's like, hold on, let me move around here, this really feels like a part of the movie where the phone needs to stop work. Okay, you're breaking up. Hold on, maybe over here... NO, DON'T SEND HELP YET, YOU'LL RUIN THE FINALE!

[@carrotdtop_1]

If they want real spooks than make a movie about a priest and his choir boys

[@salpertia]

Stop

[@salpertia]

"spooks" you mean nuts In little shota buttholes

[@carrotdtop_1]

@@salpertia its all the same to me

[@alfreditomaciasunapaja722]

oh boy!!! that´s a great idea!!

[@sebastianvaladez2796]

mcBUFFfluff I get it cause the priest resets the universe

[@Miss_Reine]

I thought being a nun means a commitment to god? How do you have a boyfriend lady? 🤔

[@selestielwolf7949]

I was watching deadly women and a nun had sex with the priest than another nun killed her because she was of her devotion to God. Personally I think that rule is dumb as you can be devoted to God and still be married/in a relationship. My baptist parents prove that every day.

[@cracmar03]

@@selestielwolf7949 You miss the point of celibate completely. Celibate rule was made by church to keep money in. No kids ? No inheritance. No spouses ? No 50/50 fund split. Celibate as idea, is ONLY for people devoted to something - it's not only for religion, one can be sworn to help others and still be following celibate themselves, or be sworn to serve inhumane idea like Justice and still for sake of it sacriface themselves to celibate. Church used the idea for it's own gain. And church is allowing anybody outside it's structures for marriages - after all they need sheep to manipulate. That's why Church while being to itself against any families, tends to promote reckless procreation to make sure that sheeplets are dumb and easy to fell into Church powers of manipulation. If mother is dumb (like young when she had child thus no more time for education and is poor also because of it) children will be dumb as well.

[@big-molment]

@@cracmar03 the final thing you said is not correct, kids can grow up to be dumb or smart regardless of the financial situation of the family, other factors are at play here as well.

[@emanuelstornello8009]

@@cracmar03 i dont get what you mean by implying the church pushes for young pregnancy but i am guessing many of your opinions are subjectively against the chatolic church. The celibate has an ancient meaning that goes beyond the money. Did you even read the bible? :\

[@nbot2371]

bruh that second “movie” was made by some teenagers and broke college students that just wanted to make a little money

[@asbestoseater979]

Lowkey?

[@H.U.R.]

Highkey

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

if thats true, it could be far worse, so kudos to them for effort i suppose?

[@alastorbutwithagun]

it would've been cool if it kinda did what Saw did and had the Nun only kill sinners, because, y'know, she's a murderous nun

[@shotgunshogun9061]

Pre Nun = Pun

[@epicgamerz6832]

Gavin Gilbertson Holllllllyyyyyyyy sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!!!!!!

[@mitten_j9343]

Gavin Gilbertson nun of that please

[@owasumi6151]

That's just Nun-sense

[@aquamarineancientsoul7893]

Pre nun= dough

[@pkeda]

Ok that's what I call a good pre nun

[@konga7077]

She's not drowning her she's baptizing her lol

[@konga7077]

@B R U V ! how u know

[@mowithdaflow]

I don’t know if you were being sarcastic too, or if you’re genuinely unaware of his sarcasm

[@konga7077]

@@mowithdaflow wdym

[@mowithdaflow]

You’ll never know

[@jcchryzortiz1769]

Nice 69 likes

[@lukegibb1967]

The curse of the nun looks like a KZbin unpaid show

[@SyncF]

groovysheep Fucking Project 7 had better acting. Lmao.

[@amazingdollart4676]

When you actually know nuns irl this is a top tier comedy

[@bowie5668]

I saw the nun on a plane and let’s just say it made the 18 hour flight that much worse

[@itselmo2532]

how this comment also has 18 likes WHAT A COINCIDENCE

[@GoniMineCraft]

@@itselmo2532 and now it's 118 likes

[@Justin-bn3ly]

@@GoniMineCraft and now it's 181 likes

[@baileysubliminals7192]

Next: “The bad nun that kills people”

[@lqu]

After that: "The mean nun that stares at people"

[@xenologo2]

And “The bad nun that lets people free of her grasp and just stands there”

[@stepstep838]

KaidenL711 the next movie: „the really big meanie old lady nun that flys very slowly to her victim to take slowly their breath away while they victim acts really badly because it’s the actors first role and hopes that it looks scary”

[@hanjisung5329]

Then: _the really rude and disrespectful nun that speaks in a condescending voice that might scare a younger audience, however she has a sad backstory where she was raised by a single mother on a farm- _*_okay I might be going on and on now, sorry._*

[@ghost1339]

@@hanjisung5329 Then: *The nun that doesn't actually do anything and is pretty awesome to hang out with*

[@insouciantFox]

“Pre-nuns” are often called novices, novitiates or postulants.

[@richardg8376]

What confused me about The Bad Nun is that it looks like its set in Britain, with British actors and actresses, but our emergency number is 999. I guess the script initially expected it to be set in the US and they didn't fix it?

[@lemongrab5520]

*THE ONLY NUN MOVIE WE NEED IS THE SISTER ACT*

[@haleyleyley8951]

I WILL FOLLOW HIIIIIIIM FOLLOW HIM WHEREVER HEEEE MAY GOOOOOOO

[@theamazingcomicrin7446]

and the sound of music!

[@sirlancelot9530]

lemon grab I agree. Best Nun movie.

[@Jimiflowerr]

lemon grab This comment is so underrated 😂 agreed

[@BeefPapa12]

FAX

[@victorconway444]

"How many effective scares do you think were in this movie? ....NUN!" Shit, I should've seen that pun coming.

[@CloudMan123]

Don't ya mean, should have that NUN coming

[@bretthoff1445]

It seems like nun of us expected it

[@jamezzy7125]

The”.bad nun” sounds like how a 4 year old would describe a nun. “Mummy,Will The Bad Nun Come Into My Room?”

[@redreploid1713]

Funny story: I was at the beach with my friends and it wasn’t a particularly sunny day, so we decided to stay home and watch a movie all of us. We chose the nun, half way through the movie everyone but me was sleeping. Only goes to show how spooky it was

[@Brakvash]

A woman who has not yet reached the "Nun" rank is called a "Sister".

[@Fhweii]

In Alabama that is called a wife

[@raven2402]

Shishtar

[@familyguysofunny1933]

Benjamin Antman Friend zoned again

[@angelverdugo2586]

Painfulrage lol

[@darkmaniax6506]

@@Fhweii sweet home alabama

[@lilianderson8256]

"911 whats your emergency" IN A BRITISH FILM

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

That's what I'm thinking. I'm like uh....that's not their emergency service

[@whyisblue923taken]

My emergency is that I somehow called another country's emergency line.

[@swaggurlmoney]

SAME

[@valkyriefaith5111]

It's 999 in Britain, and that's what they actually said

[@gss6531]

You must be deaf because they said 999

[@wonderlover2270]

“So this movie is pretty much a big bruise”. Best way to describe it.

[@MirandaMilner]

Instead of calling it “The Bad Nun” they should have called it “The Watcher Nun”. That way they’re still capitalizing on “The Nun” without having a 100% stupid title.

[@Jartran72]

The watching nun maybe. But the Watcher nun is equally stupid

[@stephendoctor6941]

The Nun Watcher

[@DATAN420]

"The bad nun" also sounds like a shitty porno movie

[@alexanderoinn7683]

Great fucking job man most youtubers with content this good usually upload once a month keep it up

[@commentcopbadge6665]

List them. Who are these "mist youtubers" you speak of. Give us 5. Please. *EDIT:* "*most youtubers" Blunder spotted and called out by, ZWS Pictures

[@2dtrash19]

I don't know any *mist* youtubers, however there are liquid youtubers and ice youtubers.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

ZWS Pictures OOPS! LOL!! Well that's embarrassing. Please don't tell my superiors, they'll take away my badge. PLEASE!!! They might even keep my soul that I put up for collateral. I'll do anything you want.

[@Meow-tp2oc]

@@commentcopbadge6665 you and the one other person that liked

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Faded Wha.....????

[@NinjaTofu0]

Are nuns allowed to wear makeup? And to go out in "normal" clothes like a short red dress and heels?

[@funnyfallguys]

NinjaTofu I’m pretty sure they aren’t supposed to

[@marceliciosito]

They can wear clothes, but I think they still have to wear skirts or something-

[@saltwaterpickels696]

AdrianaDoesStuff yea i don't think they can wear like rlly revealing things

[@idot1474]

Nun

[@honeystarr7557]

american horror story vibes

[@fidel_manuwa1827]

Ball: Hey Corin could you please respect my legacy in the conjuring universe and make a good horror-movie about me? Corin Hardy: No, I don't think I will.

[@spicedude4559]

How many *Nuns* to change a Lightbulb? Nun, they only have fire. (Pls kill me)

[@inactiveaccount2774]

OK! *Grabs knife*

[@speedtubertm6319]

Is a 12 gauge to the head okay?

[@ianxbossm8286]

@@inactiveaccount2774 no kill me

[@slimjiterry]

TOBI with honor

[@punchyboi6915]

@@inactiveaccount2774 no u

[@MondoCool]

"you've been GOOSEified!"

[@VanillaVillain8]

Ya got goosed!

[@parabreak3685]

Yoooo mondo i love ur content

[@josipkefer6031]

No i got duckified

[@shotaaizawa1206]

sup bro

[@smugblitz5659]

Yes

[@bigboibilly3251]

Evil Nun? More like Bad Nun, disgruntled Nun, Unhappy Nun, Opposite of happiness Nun, Mad Nun, Bitter Nun,or Bad tempered Nun

[@SymphoniaFly]

The Unhappy Tale of a very Angry Nun Who May Just be a Guy Crossdressing

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Triggered Nun.

[@Kfreitasgamer]

LÖÖPS BRÖTHER don’t forget naughty nun

[@greggmayles2733]

'Just Misunderstood' Nun

[@syafiqadli7174]

"TransNun"

[@Aska2468]

I actually watched The Nun to the end Which is a good testament to how not scary it was because I can't handle horrors for shit

[@bighoney9796]

Why do good girls like bad nuns I have had this question for a really long time I’ve been a bad nun and it’s plane to see Edit: For all of you freaking grammar nazis I meant plain to see.

[@Kenisgae]

So why do good girls fall in love with me?

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

That nun of this actually good to read.

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

Catholicism 101

[@diandraaliffa2116]

Fly mCran ha gay

[@xXInfinityDiesXx]

Great until you fucked up the word plain

[@doctordeath2551]

Just curious how can a nun be scary, Now if it was a priest than oh boy oh boy that would be some scary shit

[@500sensationalsalads5]

I was taught by Nuns when I was in elementary school and all of them were super nice. There were a few that were a little sour but they were old so🤷‍♀️

[@yourmum398]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheehheeh69th like

[@tugmylantern4244]

You know how to make it more scary? If the main character is a little boy.

[@isabellajaskiewicz8852]

I heard a story about these nuns that molested the girls at their church.

[@Paako414]

@@isabellajaskiewicz8852 So many Priests who molested young boys too 🥴

[@ChillDragon]

You forget Elvis, this is a HORROR movie. You need to do stupid things to pad out the run time. 1: Make Main Character not die. (Sometimes.) 2: Spoopy noises/sounds. 3: Cliché jumpscares. 4: Profit.

[@ChillDragon]

Cyrsclin Oh right! Guess that slipped my mind.

[@GeeHUN]

I love it how you could count off before the jumpscares in this movie. Like I was deadass bored at the CLIMAX of this movie. At the end the scares I swear to god came with like a beat like "1, 2, 3, Jumpscare" so boring. :D

[@JO3Vods]

Your dog wearing the mask and the NANI was better then all of the movies combined

[@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496]

*The Nun looks like Marilyn Manson*

[@sadboycaesar8718]

Plague Doctor Yami Honestly, I thought it was.

[@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496]

Same

[@mollybffp]

Plague Doctor Yami - plot twist! IT IS!!!!! Kidding.

[@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496]

I wish it was bc he's perfect for it

[@stephiiiless]

The Nun really does, back when the first movie poster came out for this movie I thought it actually was Manson. I was like damn is that Marilyn Manson!?! Lol.

[@Simpletoph]

Saw someone who got a "The Nun" tattoo when it came out, what a regrettable existence.

[@lwwkaleb2132]

Were did they get it at

[@fazesailor8791]

Face

[@elenifalgate8196]

I bet they cried for hours after that...

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Your dog in that nun mask was more scary than the movie. :D

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

The word nun is just a n doing a cartwheel

[@yheyringeyhannel8382]

Esmee Hulskamp WOAH WTF!

[@thenewloyal2175]

An n.

[@mushroomwroom]

Esmee Hulskamp OH MY GOD

[@ppinurbutt6488]

OML THAT'S RIGHT maybe gymnastics it the nun's passion

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

The new Loyal Sorry I'm not english but I though it was only an after a e i o or u? Or is it those sounds as well like you say "Ennnnn" instead of just "n" sorry if you didnt understand what i said here

[@dieanddie3998]

So many bad horror movies this year: The nun,Slenderman. Don't even get pe started on slenderman it sucked.

[@mac1815]

Yes, that movie was indeed shit

[@guy6609]

Yo pe bouta go at it?

[@toxic_shr00m]

Now you're getting pe riled up.

[@BAMRABBITWAYNE]

8:42 this can't be an actually film footage

[@gravynavy516]

Looks like a bad yt vid

[@punchyboi6915]

I ruined your 69th like

[@angiem3177]

Its like when kids are playing pretend and they act like they died

[@rax-493]

Knigga Knight you bastard how could you

[@snakelover5314]

@@oscar1012 wh~?

[@wolfishdash2955]

Director: How much though do we put into this? Writer: nun.

[@CozyBoat275]

Alien: Four movies about Nuns Me: Ok I get it they are trying to exploit the Nun thing ok that's fine Alien: In the same year Me: I don't want to live anymore.

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

I

[@opfryingpan9770]

P

[@dystopiapolitical2126]

Good teamwork y'all 👏

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

Deformity Guaranteed yay

[@thetiredfan1734]

I see you are an Undertale fan

[@simulacrumdei6462]

A nun who isn't a nun yet Is a non nun

[@TimThomason]

Novitiate

[@familyguysofunny1933]

Simulacrum Dei Mind=Blown

[@trashmeister8866]

I actually got scared by that mask more than the movie

[@gabistef2799]

Same

[@glitchyunknown5259]

In all honesty, I feel like with at least one of those movies where someone dies that the main character gets framed or suspected for murder.