The Hat Chat Podcast

[@awesomeaartvark]

I love that most of this one was just the other two trying to get Ross on board with the magic Nan's milk idea XD

[@MrRerason]

I LIKE TRIALS

[@mikehitchcock5753]

So ..?

[@ZandorClegane]

​@@mikehitchcock5753 What kind of dumbass response is that? HE LIKES TRIALS.

[@pancakestackona]

Start up my Xbox, I'm the best right?

[@ethos1592]

Callum if you’re reading this I thought the fingle was awesome

[@ShadowGirl-]

I loved when Smith semi-capitulated saying "Well maybe death IS preferable..."

[@LB_THE_NINJA]

Smith once drank expired cream for a tenner, I would not put the nan milk past him

[@Odom9000]

Could you do a Hat Chat episode whilst sat at a table in Marks Gaping Portal Tavern? Perhaps with guests who are on the server?

[@horace4231]

Y'all are my favorite podcasters haha

[@Gallaelwyd]

Callum's next fingle is going to be screamo after that criticism

[@mostlyharmless7154]

The second one: either absolute evil doesn’t exist and this person must have redeemable qualities OR they’re absolutely evil and must have ulterior motives

[@Kfoglarsson]

If I'd get younger for every laugh I had in this episode I'd be a fucking sperm. Holy shit the nans milk thing was the funniest Hat moment in a long time. Thanks guys!

[@chrisc.5911]

To be fair on that Creme Egg guy, they do have that promotion going on where you win money if you find a special one.

[@SaintPhoenixx]

Smith: "My nan's got a big chest-" Me: "Oh no." Smith: "-freezer."

[@thealterator]

these guys are awesome, they should do a gaming channel. Even better ... a films channel

[@SyntheticSpy]

Thats a great idea, would probably never pass a million though

[@mikehitchcock5753]

We've already spoken about this boiks..but I love it.

[@handthefs8197]

I agree with Smiffy on the point at 29:30 .. Society is built on such awful history and people tend to be products of these awful systems we live in.

[@C_1337]

Callum fumbled the bag ngl 😭

[@CallumOfGreenside]

Bro I’m a drummer not a guitarist gimme some slack 😭 Bloody 4 different instruments went into that lmaooo

[@Gallaelwyd]

​@@CallumOfGreensidethey're all critical until it's "We're running out of fingles guys, send us anything you have :D" XD

[@AmyTheArtist9]

The description of the milk... texture... made me literally gag 🤢

[@MrDipz158]

Omg imagine if your first born (after repeating this cycle) has a twin, at age 4 after growing up together with their single parent (cus of the birth death curse) that other non possesed twin is going to be freaking the fuck out! And yeah your wife/mother or father/husband cycle is always going to be crazy affffff. i mean unless you're madly in love still with your mother/father after rebirth then yeah it would be weird, but i guess at some point after doing the cycle many times you can no longer truely love, its just a method to extend your life. but im sure after so many cycles you will just be stir crazy choosing death over rebirth/having more children. So had some more thought on this rebirth cycle, you could donate your sperm/eggs, that way you wouldnt have the complex with your mother, and your life savings can be "transferred" to your next life using certain banking methods, such as safe box or online bank account where you dont need proof of id etc. Maybe when you strike it rich with very wealthy parents(as your seed is used between the surrogate parents) you can siphon it into that bank and just live a wild life in each. imagine all the new tech you get to see.

[@aaronmcc1020]

You could take out crazy life insurance policies on yourself

[@CriticoolHit]

You gotta go back and be yourself. You can't go back and be your kid. That's just too fucked.

[@joshstarling9422]

I liked the fingle Callum. Reminded me of god peed black emperor

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

My Nan's got a big chest...freezer

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

Woo 🎉

[@ideadlift20kg83]

It's way more fun to listen to when they do not dive down deep into social problems or politics.

[@TKDxxxward]

TELFORD BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! YEA! don't come here ;-;

[@roudydogg1]

"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness." -Commodore Norrington "Though it seems enough to condemn him." -Jack Sparrow "Indeed." -Commodore Norrington