The Hater's Guide to NASCAR 2024

As we enter another year of beatin', bangin' and roughin' em' up, let us take a hard look at the landscape of NASCAR heading into 2024!
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[@RetroRacer48]

Babe wake up new haters guide to nascar

[@Wrlixer]

Ight honey

[@SirHuDFN]

@@Wrlixerayo

[@sunshinecoolwater9528]

Just let him sleep and let him watch later, my guy.

[@ultimate.25]

Happiness

[@I_-guess]

@@sunshinecoolwater9528himm😂

[@RosaFan161]

This really did feel like one of the fastest off-seasons ever. Also, no shot Kyle Busch misses the playoffs; as much as I hate him, there's just no chance that could possibly ever happen.

[@TheJingles007]

Especially when half the field makes the playoffs nowadays

[@Lewdenberger]

He would've missed in 22 if he didn't "steal" the bristol dirt win.

[@koop2014]

@@Lewdenberger JGR did him dirty and he obviously wasnt happy and motivated being there

[@sw120]

I think Kyle's talent alone will win him a race this year, but I do kind of agree with what he's saying with RCR just not being good enough. Kyle was running 20th at places like Bristol and Martinsville, where he's been great his entire career. Not to mention he could easily fall into trouble with the first 2 rounds of the playoffs being as hectic as they could be. Besides another year of familiarity with RCR, don't see a reason why he makes it further than he did last year.

[@JoeDogEater9448]

May happen now

[@ssjjshawn]

"This team is going nowhere" >Immediately wins Daytona 500

[@J-TechOne]

He means that they have a stable spot in the sport. There not going away any time soon.

[@willnorwood3686]

Suarez saw this video and said fuck elly win at Atlanta

[@lukethegamer007]

1:44 the pistons being on bowman's car is insanely ironic considering his performance last year contrasting with the pistons this season LMAO

[@RetroRacer48]

I was at that race and remembering that car was some great foreshadowing LMAO

[@hotwheelzvette959]

As a Alex B fan, when they announced the paint scheme, my exact words were: "ironic how being a bowman fan feels like being a pistons fan."

[@mdelisi42]

But st least Detroit had the Lions.

[@davecarsley8773]

I don't think you understand what "irony" actually is.

[@racefan1845]

Leaving KFB out of the playoffs and putting Berry in is a capital sin

[@Mass1fy]

Ikr

[@officialAtticusDuty]

Preach it! KFB 4 life

[@anthonymorelli3162]

This aged well

[@racefan1845]

@@anthonymorelli3162 Kyle is in the playoffs rn lol

[@DragonArbock]

@@racefan1845 He doesn't have a win, and he's having a terrible year right now. RCR has done him no favors. Not saying Berry will get in, I highly doubt that, but Busch may not make it either.

[@Zyxteen]

“I see no reason why this Texan couldn’t Prosper and go all the way” nice one Elly

[@asaps0cky378]

I don’t get it?

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

​@@asaps0cky378Buescher is from Prosper, TX

[@Zyxteen]

@@asaps0cky378 Chris Buescher is from Prosper, Texas

[@diesel10rules23]

@Zyxteen which has a population of 30,000 by the way

[@kaminky228]

@@diesel10rules23 34,000 ☝️🤓

[@BluDog35]

Mr Gilliam be reading Wikipedia while Elly out here dropping NON STOP BANGERS.

[@Landmasters]

And starting more shit with the garage before clowning around on social media about how important he is*

[@connortremmel]

One of the reasons why I stopped watching him along with his ego

[@aaronkristofer18]

real

[@SortaNonymous]

1:46 "For Byron, make it back to the Championship 4... by any means necessary!" Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......

[@DennyDeliversYT]

this nascar season is going to be very much so a nascar season.

[@RetroRacer48]

Fr

[@randomstuff6790]

This is going to be one of if,not a NASCAR season in history

[@Edv077]

One of the seasons of all time

[@frontrowfan]

You guys were correct, this is by far my favorite season I've ever watched. Although I have only been watching since 2012.

[@crazyturbo4286]

This is gonna be the first time I watch a full NASCAR season since I was a toddler back in the CoT era. I'm excited to see how much I'm gonna like or dislike all the stuff NASCAR does right and wrong.

[@hotwheelzvette959]

I personally think that you'll enjoy it. 😊

[@crazyturbo4286]

@@hotwheelzvette959 Thanks! Always wanted to get back into this sport.

[@efraincorona6779]

Same! Got all the right cable packages so I don’t miss one but I’ve found guilty pleasure with the Craftsman Truck Series love all the drama/action

[@crazyturbo4286]

@efraincorona6779 I didn't get the time to see the Xfinity or Truck series races at Daytona, but MAN did that Cup series race not disappoint! I don't know how I feel about stage racing yet (haven't watched enough to get a good opinion), but I gotta take a look at the lower division races next time too.

[@davecarsley8773]

You're going to hate all of it. Lol

[@spiderfam5036]

cindric said “imma get myself out of the hot seat” with his win at gateway

[@Schmanse99]

So happy your prediction on Suarez was wrong

[@tangydiesel1886]

I think the rush 10 car designers were thinking, "What if we had an entirely chrome car?" and didn't know "chrome" doesn't work as a wrap (or paint) and just looks like boring gray. Edit: great video by the way!

[@WJ1439]

I saw somewhere on twitter that the 10s paint scheme is actually the exact same as the Rush Truck Centers service truck wrap

[@tangydiesel1886]

@@WJ1439 ah, that would make sense. Thanks.

[@benjarsenault]

Nobody: Haas: Shit in F1, shit in NASCAR Cup

[@AS19Motorsport]

Warning: each prediction in this video will be incorrect

[@hotwheelzvette959]

No disrespect to elly, but Bowman was the points leader last year before his injury. Which is how he went off the pace of his teamates. If Alex stays healthy he makes the playoffs.

[@LarsDVDTimeYT]

And now Suarez got locked in by winning Atlanta

[@Juno7900]

And now SHR is dying

[@DrElhan]

Kyle Busch would find a way to take a Rick Ware car to victory lane, he’ll make it for sure.

[@4js123]

youre gonna want to sit down for this.

[@nolanfischer4855]

Now KFB will win the 500. You've heard it here! 11:59

[@toast4499]

if only

[@EndlessFlameout4]

💀

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

Nope

[@SebasQuiaro]

um

[@Wec-Enjoyer-]

cheeae

[@gamez4420]

I was just thinking to myself last night "it's been about a week since Ely uploaded, wonder if he's dropping the 2024 haters guide tomorrow" Love the series, found your channel because of it. Keep up the great work.

[@Samisalright]

Everyone gangsta till Austin Dillon wins the 500 and screws over our predictions 💀

[@hotwheelzvette959]

I will go into cardiac arrest if Austin Dillion becomes a 2 time Daytona 500 champion 💀

[@Samisalright]

@@hotwheelzvette959 Who wouldn't lets be honest

[@realpersononearth]

well, he won richmond.

[@Samisalright]

@@realpersononearth I’m in Spain except there’s no ‘s’

[@FeignedKey479]

11:26 Daniel Suarez is in 👁️👄👁️

[@cubsfan11]

Suarez aged well

[@mariner_]

That Kyle Busch and chase Briscoe predictions were direct hits nice

[@originaljse9313]

The Front Row slander😭 I realize that was probably recorded before they became a Ford key partner and McDowell’s front row start but dang!

[@connorbingel7134]

The Todd Gilliland slander is wild. I really like Todd and he’s shown great promise. The 38 isn’t the 34 isn’t an RFK or Penske car. It’s not a great ride and he’s gotten a good amount top tens and laps lead. Zane smith in his starts has been extremely underwhelming. I think FRM made a good choice and becoming a key partner this year improves their chances and hopefully their cars dramatically. I also see the 51 RWR car having an up year too.

[@racefan7616]

good news for Todd is starting this year FRM is a "Tier One" team for Ford, so he now has the resources to really show what he is made of.

[@Darksith23]

Rewatching this after Iowa has me thinking you may have jinxed a few drivers and teams with your predictions

[@Glitxh_HD]

Here you go with that daytona 500 prediction again....not again

[@swingAE86]

I CAME BACK TO SAY DANIEL WON ATLANTA WOOOOO

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

You deserve some serious credit for the Chase Briscoe call

[@alexbarwin4133]

Your bracket is already busted 😢

[@cubsfan11]

You know it’s a good day when Elly uploads less than an hour, after seeing if he uploaded😊

[@nintendostyle3500]

Suárez already proved u wrong 😂

[@kevinkenyon3431]

Just past halfway and as an RFK fan I can say that Brad is back and Chris has almost gotten that win but both of them are definitely championship contenders lots of speed the results are the only lacking parts

[@aidan9411]

Let's hope suarez can keep his momentum following the cars 1 win in Atlanta

[@BOIBOI-628]

2:31 This aged perfectly because the race he got eliminated from the playoffs In finished under the lights 😆

[@whitlermountain7198]

How dare you use SF4 music for your NASCAR videos. That's fucking brilliant mate, love it.

[@eth3792]

Putting "Shawty Ross" in the same frame as Tyler Reddick killed me lmao

[@crouchb15]

5:44 I was watching this as something was beeping and I thought it was in the video

[@BowietheSalamander]

“They can’t afford to have another season like…” oof. You were right, Stewart-Haas is now closing its doors. A sad time indeed.

[@met.coasters3562]

“Under da sword” bro violated him 😭

[@BLS_Jimmie84]

Coming back to this after the season ended, 12/16 playoff drivers guessed correct is pretty good numbers Ok forgot to correct it, forgot Buescher didn’t make the post season

[@Redd1ck45]

3:20 Man this aged well

[@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo]

5:52 Blud jinxed Dillion, you know whats gonna happen l....

[@greatgamer5092]

Bro if nascar didn’t give out the penalty I would have legitimately said you predicted it

[@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo]

@@greatgamer5092 for real 😔

[@StanTheManGaming]

I mostly agree with the playoff predictions, besides obviously Berry being in and Busch not, except my 16th spot is really vague. Right now it's between Bowman, Suarez, Jones and Briscoe and I do not know who to choose.

[@davecarsley8773]

Well.. now you kind of have to choose Suarez, eh?

[@StanTheManGaming]

@@davecarsley8773 3/4 of them made it in lmao.

[@dannyalex7152]

Hoping that this season will be a great one!

[@nascarkid9792]

Connor: I don't think Suárez, Cindric, or Bowman will do good in 2024 :They go out and win races

[@TheRepublicofKnowledge]

And still no Buscher or Gibbs win 😮

[@ajstevenson4181]

Suarez just won lol. That may cool the seat a little.

[@officialAtticusDuty]

😂 Kyle Busch not only has a gyat, he also has talent. As much as I love your channel, I hereby predict Kyle Busch wins the 2024 Championship

[@cademarshall6103]

How we feeling about this one

[@officialAtticusDuty]

​@@cademarshall6103I'm feeling like I'm going to bet my entire reputation on KB winning Darlington lol

[@officialAtticusDuty]

...and he got second... Again. 😢

[@TheJudge2017]

Kyle Busch missing the playoffs is wild

[@charlieboi_]

Is nobody talking about that Eric Estepp clip 3:07 ? Also love the videos @EllyProductions49

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

Well Suarez is in LMAO

[@evanj2400]

Harrison Burton's legacy run will go so hard with 1 win, 5 top 5's, and 11 top 10s

[@beatlessteph]

“By falling under da sword” IS WILD WITH GRAGSON

[@tyavalos]

Suarez winning it all this year. Mark my words🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

[@SebasQuiaro]

i hope but prob not

[@suarezfan99]

Well we are one step closer

[@austindillon3fan]

calls austin dillon a silver spoon and goes on and doesn’t talk about him even tho he earned his way to the cup series winning 2 nascar championships coming in the trucks and xfinity series.

[@woah39]

Not even an Austin Dillon fan i’m a chastain fan but I completely agree with ya. He’s only hated becuase he drives the 3 car if he drove any number like say the 33 he’d just be another guy in the garage

[@RooneyMac]

​@@woah39then he should've been in a different number

[@resyrum5301]

Bowman was off because of his back injury last year

[@hotwheelzvette959]

That's what I'm sayin

[@frontrowfan]

Larson✅ Byron✅ Elliott✅ Hamlin✅ Truex✅ Bell✅ Gibbs✅ Blaney✅ Logano✅ Buescher❌ Keselowski✅ Reddick✅ Wallace❌ Chastain❌ Briscoe✅ Berry❌ Who he didn't predict: Cindric Burton Bowman Saurez

[@unusuarionormal7838]

I mean seriously, who tf had Harrison Burton on their pre-season playoff predictions?

[@reborndiajack9612]

@@unusuarionormal7838his dad

[@aaronkristofer18]

bro cooked with the briscoe pick

[@simracing_dude]

Y’all can disagree with me but Gragson and that 10 team are arguably the best SHR team.

[@Supremeballer1776]

He was wrong about gragson

[@riffraff9070]

Great video. Great editing. Thanks for the info!

[@Lefturnowski]

Welp the 99 is in that's one incorrect

[@lets-go-larson5]

My NASCAR Winners Predictions: Daytona 500: Ryan Blaney Atlanta: Bubba Wallace Las Vegas: Kyle Larson Pheonix: Martin Truex Jr Bristol: Chase Elliott COTA: Kyle Larson Richmond: Martin Truex Jr Martinsville: Denny Hamlin Texas: Kyle Larson Talladega: Bubba Wallace Dover: Ross Chastain Kansas: Kyle Larson Darlington: Denny Hamlin Charlotte: Kyle Larson Gateway: Martin Truex Jr Sonoma: Martin Truex Jr Iowa: Martin Truex Jr New Hampshire: Kyle Busch Nashville: Kyle Larson Chicago Street: Chase Elliott Pocono: Kyle Larson Indianapolis: Kyle Busch Richmond: Chris Buescher Michigan: Brad Keselowski Daytona: Denny Hamlin Darlington: Kyle Larson Atlanta: Brad Keselowski Watkins Glen: Chase Elliott Bristol: Kyle Larson Kansas: Bubba Wallace Talladega: Alex Bowman Charlotte Roval: Shane Van Gisburgen Las Vegas: Kyle Larson Miami: Kyle Larson Martinsville: Denny Hamlin Champion: ???

[@rowdyislife_08]

"Todd Gilliand has been under performing lately" less than a week later: leads most laps in atlanta

[@pghchaos]

Byron starts the year off with a Daytona win

[@hermanreeves7856]

Calling it now. Truex wins the championship then announces his retirement in victory lane at Phoenix.

[@Landmasters]

1. Larson at Nashville 2. Byron at Pocono 3. Elliot at COTA 4. Bowman at Dover 5. Hamlin at Daytona 500 6. Gibbs at Richmond 7. Bell at Texas 8. Preece at Martinsville 9. Buescher at Bristol 10. Keselowski by points 11. Blaney at Charlotte 12. Busch at Talladega 13. McDowell at Chicago 14. Reddick at Phoenix 15. Wallace by points 16. Chastain by points First four out will be Truex, Suarez, Smith, and Stenhouse

[@Landmasters]

Hey looky there Suarez already breaking my prediction! Good stuff my guy!

[@4js123]

brother went 0/16 how is that even possible

[@ill_Hex]

Kurt Busch: “I've got a boney butt.” Kyle Busch: 5:30

[@drewracer777]

Can't wait for these predictions to age like milk!!! (Love your vids by the way, I was looking forward to this one)

[@jourdanshepard31]

Yeah I’m with you on MTJ…. Need coach to invest in the 19 like he does DH and Baby Ty. KL5 and Byron gotta maintain a solid set of runs through the playoffs.

[@casey.litton]

I love how three races in his playoffs are already broken with Suarez winning Atlanta

[@Willlllllgriff]

This off-season felt like forever wdym 😭

[@cubsfan11]

Same prediction as last year for kyle bush and wrecky spinhouse

[@Plasmawarrior]

Watching something that Urinating Tree wouldn't touch while listening to the soundtrack of Ridge Racer 4 (Yes, I noticed that playing in the background) while being more entertaining than both (I said it, I'm not taking it back). Well done.

[@RaptorTwenty4]

11:24 - well, I think Atlanta said otherwise 😂 lets see him make it past the round of 16 now

[@stormix5755]

Front Row Motorsports did make a BIG move this off season, they are now a tier 1 Ford partner and have an alliance with Penske. I'm super excited for their chances this season. Legacy and 23XI have also been doing stuff this off season. RCR will go winless but KFB still makes the playoffs. SHR will go winless again, That team is just dead. Tony Stewart doesn't really care anymore.

[@mop4232]

Truex 2024 cup series champion. Calling it now.

[@jordangallin6434]

Just leave KFB out of the playoffs and put in Josh Berry might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Despite the hate KB gets, it doesn't mean that it's gonna stop him from making the playoffs.

[@SebasQuiaro]

mhm

[@4js123]

so.

[@StanTheManGaming]

The Todd Gilliland statement aged like warm milk lmao

[@aaronlarson4358]

There are few things that make me as mad as Blaney and Cindric switching paint schemes, like blaney is the giant neon yellow (beautiful imo) Menards car, and cindric is the discount tire guy, they can’t just switch them.

[@TrooperA113]

5:53 It was Not a down year for his standings but for his reputation

[@dynamoproductions5]

8:08 Worst *Cup team, but even then that's a stretch. SHR is going to be painfully mid.

[@lostinrabbithole12]

12/16. Not bad, actually

[@isaiahhoffman96]

I know compared to a lot of drivers bowman isn’t bad but as a fan of the 48 since I was 3 I really want a championship caliber driver in the seat but it’s seems like that won’t be happening

[@SDV523]

This channel got me into NASCAR. And I hated all sports.

[@rannygamer51]

do you have any problems? Kyle Busch out of the playoffs and Berry or Bubba in?

[@Footyshorts923]

Ok yes I know I’m a Kyle Busch fan but you think Briscoe and Berry will get in but not Busch 💀💀

[@SebasQuiaro]

Well how about now

[@TheMemerMan4205]

We're halfway through this season and the KFB prediction is actually coming to some light and also Briscoe making playoffs could actually happen

[@samuelmcneill1120]

The Busch and bowman slander is crazy. Bowman was the points leader last year before his back injury. Other than that I pretty much agree with you just replace the SHR duo with Busch and bowman and you get my playoff predictions.

[@TheMNrailfan227]

3:07 _the nostalgia…_

[@ineedmilkster6720]

i want to know what races Elly is watchig where Todd Gilliland is underperforming in the front row 38 which has never won a race: he had a streak of top 10's in 2023 and so far in 2024 he's doing pretty damn well, running up front at daytona and qualifying fourth at atlanta

[@derekhicks8849]

Pretty much nailed it. Especially from a points ranking. Great video, great perspective.

[@codyreed8808]

The one thing I'd change about your playoff predictions is that there is no way McDowell misses out. FRM is a tier one Ford team now and I could legitimately see Michael popping off a few wins this year.

[@manga_mav]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GILLIDADDY

[@zavtparticles]

imma be honest, it's harder and harder to root for drivers year after year now, all my favs have retired at this point or ruined what good will i gave them

[@b3azeli6htin9]

No Kyle in playoffs is a crime

[@Denielle-V]

**Laughs in Larson**

[@rosemarygonzalez6010]

You need to sit down for this

[@zilentzap]

me: watches lots of Nascar videos also me: refuses to watch Nascar this video is made for me !

[@brycezatchey4961]

just letting you know i’ll come back to this video after Kyle Busch wins 5 races and makes the final 4, banger video as always though

[@hnh5618]

11:25. Yikes. Putting the 99 and 2 together haha

[@StanTheManExtra]

Haha, yikes indeed

[@bungieman2810]

0:22 What was the joke here? Is it the space above the grill? The black on the wheel arches (that they got rid of after the clash)? It all looks fine to me.

[@01Zipang]

I feel chevy might lack some speed and fall behind the ford and toyotas overall. Not saying teams like Hendrick are going to falter but I feel like it's not gonna be the same type of dominance in years past.