The Healthy Band: The Most Evil Teachers

[@IsabellaCataldo]

I legit had a nightmare about these guys once. I think it was about them chopping up the three main characters and shoving them into a giant toilet to explain to them how digestion works.

[@pokemonmanic3595]

That is technically how digestion works

[@PRGME7]

That’s probably something they would do tbh. Your subconscious has a really good grasp of their characters.

[@ColinInAsweater]

I'm just imagining their bits being shoved into an obnoxiously large toilet and its hilarious

[@NebLleb]

DHMIS 5 is easily the darkest of the lot, both web shorts and TV. It's very much where in Roy, the hidden antagonist of the shorts, began upping his game in his quest to send his son to "punishtown", with bogus information, canning, and forcefeeding.

[@Cave7002]

Ikr

[@Buffalo872]

Land

[@GayGoobershsjdkdouf]

And the fact that yellow guy is allergic to,or scared of, half of the props animal characters and foods

[@bigthecat595]

Media mementos:they are the most evil teachers Bread boy:the fuck did I do?

[@meriisamu2051]

Yeah he was just vibin

[@terencecobain]

His mind is a never-ending storm of evil thoughts.

[@obithegamer]

Lol

[@belnonaodh1520]

Bread Boy started the song, thus enabling the rest of them. He's chaotic neutral

[@bradleyhauertheedtruncanfa5020]

@@belnonaodh1520 Agreed,

[@t918theblade]

The thing that made me laugh the most in DHMIS 5 was the steak guy putting his arm around the duck. I don’t know why but there’s something hilariously unhinged about it.

[@arlohofilena4415]

Warren can be sympathetic in someways and you can see him becoming a good person if he actually self-evaluated himself. The Twins, while scary and off putting, just wanted to use Yellow Guy to get a family meal. The Healthy Band, on the other hand, managed to break the main cast. So yeah, agreed. They’re the most evil.

[@TheCow-j1l]

I used to interpret the food band's were there to threat duck from asking too many questions. With "detailed food" they meant asking for details, "teeth go gray" is like they gonna kill revealed by the skull with grey teeth, the "body is like a house" was referring to the show itself that get clogged up when someone starts asking for the details and he throwing the mannequin at the floor and stepping on it is a more direct threat to show that they can actually do some damage.

[@christopher9727]

. Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@troin3925]

The whole "makes your teeth go gray," phrase always cracks me up, not only because they say it so many times in the song but that it also quickly loses any sort of meaning or consistency. I'm actually kind of reminded of This House Has People In It where Lynks Disease in-universe is inconsistent about what exactly it does, how to catch it or cure it.

[@F1areon]

Wasn't it also implied Lynks Disease doesn't even exist, and all the people who supposedly have it are freaking out over nothing?

[@troin3925]

@@F1areon Yes

[@Spinach_Dhmis]

nah its Oh No LoOk iTs AlL bRoKeN aNd On ThE fLoOr

[@JaxontheOkay]

most of the teachers don't feel inherently malevolent, rather very dumb and confused. these guys are like the only ones seemingly purposefully gaslighting you and trying to kill them

[@thegreatandpowerfuldc5977]

I think Shrignold is gaslighting Yellow Guy also though, but not cause he wants to kill him, but cause he wants him to join the cult

[@CinnamonGrrlErin1]

I can't pick a favorite "teacher," although Tommy and Lily from the tv series are high up there. I do love this episode though, I sometimes sing their song while I myself am in the kitchen lol

[@thattimestampguy]

(More creep-out) 1:11 Cooking Lessons 2:48 THEY KILLED ______ 3:15 Compared to Episode 1 and 2.... 4:32 Putting the pieces together 5:04 Pushing a _immoral way_ in a seemingly genuine lesson. Yikes. 6:25 Raw 6:45 Working for Roy? 7:31 Duck Discrimination 9:27 They're just wack dog! 10:41 Thanks for watching folks. (this show is terrifying, that's the main thought).

[@faidou9954]

The healthy food bamd definitely feels like they are the most unhinged.

[@christopher9727]

..... Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@Korophite]

1:30 You forgot to mention that they influence food wasting and assume pie makes you depressed when pie doesn't make you as depressed

[@TheMellowFilmmaker]

Duck did sort of get revenge by toasting one of Bread Boy's kid.

[@unkown2.018]

But bread boy didn't do anything wrong

[@TheMellowFilmmaker]

@@unkown2.018 I know. It was misplaced revenge.

[@Adar512]

Imagine chilling in the house, only to be visited by some food, that sings to you about eating disgusting unhealthy food, and then eat you

[@darkjelly944]

One theory I heard of was that the types of foods that the healthy band was slandering were foods commonly associated with a more healthy diet, while the foods they were promoting were much more fatty and high in calories. They were trying to fatten up duck guy before they ate him.

[@SuperBatSpider]

My favorite is Warren Also, you could argue they want to teach that eating meat and vegetables is bad because they are meat and vegetables, they don’t want to be eaten and therefore die.

[@F1areon]

Just a note: according to one of the interviews (I think it was on It's Nice That? I don't remember), the meat guy is meant to be a lamb chop.

[@Spinach_Dhmis]

what the fvck

[@heatherpolizzano3186]

In the TV show when the power goes out you can still see steak running around hitting a pot with a spoon talking about healthy foods, so that means he wasn't influenced by the machine like the other teacher's so he was already evil.

[@Scott...]

I love Red’s phone call interventions in the episode, and how not even the controlling teachers know what the fuck is going on

[@anthonyoliver418]

Can I just say, I watched this episode before I was done with middle school, and I was left so broken that it took way too long for me to stop crying, and it took years for me to ever touch anything in this series again!

[@lelduck6388]

Yeah I got nightmares from this when I was a kid

[@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay]

i had a crisis where i was afraid of being teleported and being eaten alive back then

[@paigelego4027]

On one hand I kinda want to see how DHMIS would top episode 5 just to see what creative thing they’d do On the other hand Please god I shudder to imagine what could be more demented than this, I’m not ready to stare into the abyss 😰😶‍🌫️

[@CL0UDS2001]

Larry the drunk lamp is my favorite

[@misterzygarde6431]

Given what happened to the Healthy Band in the TV series last episode. I’d say they got what they deserves

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

In the web series they were the victims, and in the show (which I believe is canonically after the webseries) they retaliate and are mean to the teachers. (Unless you mean the teachers.)

[@lolirapistshakura4155]

@@greentoesbstatus4325 only females can be victims

[@Christmasdayishere]

TEETH GO GRAY counter, 1:39 1:47 1:53 2:03 5:17 8:54

[@Hamburger8079]

8:54

[@petietheamazing7234]

Something that genuinely I only thought of when you pointed out the pattern of foods they don’t like, maybe they don’t like people eating meat and vegetables, maybe it’s because they are those things and don’t want to be eaten

[@timey_103]

Thanks for letting me edit this one; it was a lot of fun to do!

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

I saw a comment on the original video saying that their teaching could be an analogy of an eating disorder. I don't have one but I can agree.

[@MarioofSevenStars]

Duck: Welp! I'm dead.

[@TheDerpyBoi]

My favourite teacher is Sketchbook, Tony, Collin and that weird Suitcase and his brother. I also want a 100 hour of Makes your teeth go grey!

[@TheDerpyBoi]

Who

[@XppleCutiie]

This is by far one of my favorite messages of DHMIS, or rather the contradiction of the message. It reminds me so much of the real food education taught to children. The famous one being the food pyramid. As kids, we were taught it was healthy to have a good balance of food. But then it was revealed that FDA and government chose to include popular carbs only to get money in that industry of cereals or breads. Despite the reality of how unhealthy and honestly kinda of a scam. This episode really has the same vibes. Where now education on health is so back and forth with facts and accurate information. Food education is so important to kids.

[@almafoshizzle]

I've loved DHMIS since i was like 9. I couldn't sleep at night after watching episode 5, but that probably just built character 👍

[@SpaceOcelot4548]

Spinach Can is my favorite. I just love her voice. Great video! It was an interesting watch.

[@puzzpan]

the healthy band are my favorite!! ive been waiting for someone to make a video about them :)

[@Yellowguy0619]

Very nice pfp! :D

[@puzzpan]

@@Yellowguy0619 thank you so much!! i drew it myself :D

[@Yellowguy0619]

Very nice!@@puzzpan

[@RoninCatholic]

My preroll ad on this video was a news story about teachers who abuse children, hahaha.

[@laraschroeder5195]

I remember hating the Healthy Band because they just wouldn’t stop touching Duck! They were going into his personal space and it was stressing me out! Poking him, putting their arm around his shoulders, blocking his view… it didn’t help that Duck was so clearly uncomfortable, pushing them away and telling them to stop. It was probably one of the most uncomfortable moments of the series for me.

[@TheArtzyAnimal]

The steak guy was referred to as a lamb chop in an interview according to the wiki

[@Yellowguy0619]

show me

[@kimaster5893]

Favorite YT teacher the food band Favorite TV teacher warren the eagle

[@ChrisMortJr.]

How did I not see this when it came out three months ago?

[@anthonymarziano9984]

The healthy band are the most evil teachers in the series, atleast the teachers, in the tv show had some personality and became more fleshed out, I can,t wait for you to make another video.

[@kevynonvideo1643]

Basic opinion I know, but my fave is Colin. "GOOD QUESTION!" is a quote the pops in my brain so many times and makes me laugh every time. Anyway, my read on the Healthy Band is they represent the government espoused nutritional guidelines programs that seem to routinely change in often contradictory ways over the years, partly because of our evolving understanding of the science, but largely due to interference from various food industry lobbyists. Eating healthy really should be as intuitively simple as author Michael Pollan's "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants," but much of society has been inundated with authoritative food pyramids (that originally suggested 8-12 servings of bread and pasta PER DAY!), as well as flashy ads for processed foodstuffs that all but promise to be cheap, easy to prepare, and healthy. It can be overwhelming, and many of us in the western world are so disconnected from the food that we don't know what we're putting in our bodies at this point

[@SnugWugs137]

Question: I would unironically eat a raw steak.

[@HawkknightXC88]

The Healthy Band Teachers are the stuff of nightmares

[@localloser7415]

My favorite teacher is the time child. Enough said.

[@SPARKRIZZLE]

i think i’ve learned that my teeth are gonna go gray

[@Sharkkingstudios23]

Actually, Lilly and Todney are my favorite teachers.

[@jessicamumford7876]

wait where is it said that Roy is a grain farmer and that Yellow Guy is allergic to trees and horses? is that from one of the interviews or something?

[@F1areon]

IDK about Roy but Yellow Guy's allergies are mentioned on the "It's Nice That" interview

[@ObservingPaul678]

2:46 what about when Colin the Computer made Red Guys head asplode?

[@juicebox7372]

Colin didn't do that

[@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay]

colin was just raving with 53,000 clones of duck and yellow guy, red guy died because he saw the truth not because of colin

[@majosmajos6822]

these are the only teachers that made the trio canibalise echoder of course they are the mostt evil

[@julias.7534]

To be fair, there's something that could be said about the fact that "soil foods" and "meats" are considered unhealthy foods that shouldn't be eaten...according to a Spinach Can and Meat Man. Though, there is just like. a bread boy puppet in there, so who knows if this idea is worth its salt.

[@flareblade1420]

You have Mambo from "Happily N'Ever After" as your assistant?

[@Sclasspsycho]

They also microwave a metal can!

[@CosmothePastry1995]

8:52 KILL ME

[@imflipsane]

Free the toast drummer man

[@hello3-e6j]

What about the computer???

[@austinreed7343]

The “steak” is actually a lamb chop, which is even darker.

[@VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay]

what the hell

[@thegreatandpowerfuldc5977]

What about Shrignold? He’s definitely my favorite

[@Wall_inspector]

What if Roy is the one running the show and Lesley is the one helping with the puppets

[@MacNava]

We’re still waiting for that Colin video…

[@ilovemangoes3281]

iT'll MAkE YoUR TeEtH gO gReY 👹

[@joeferri3491]

1:47 1:53 2:03 5:17 8:53 MAKES YOUR TEETH GO GRAY

[@kellanbuhlmakesvideos934]

8:53 too

[@joeferri3491]

@@kellanbuhlmakesvideos934thanks for that

[@joeferri3491]

@@kellanbuhlmakesvideos934 thank you for that

[@otmanbudunt6992]

BREAD IS THE DEVIL

[@yapalcri]

I still dont get who that big can Is,cant be spinach cus It Is not that big

[@doritto4095]

I don't know what else to say than good video as always, uhhhhh watch the mr potatohead show it kinda slaps ngl

[@sugarsmile7852]

Since you are close to get 40k sub i think it's time make QnA video when you reach that number Edit: i ment 31k sub

[@rafaelbrites3607]

man, i want this show to be transleted in brazilian`s portuguese.

[@spiderdude2099]

This is easily the most fucked up episode. And it’s not even close…

[@Yellowguy0619]

Where's the Colin video?

[@mediamementosofficial]

On the Patreon Raffle List, possibly will go unproduced.

[@Yellowguy0619]

oh@@mediamementosofficial

[@ChannelQuiVivian]

I think he's a crow not a duck. could be wrong though

[@kieravermeal9127]

I think his name is indeed Duck

[@capncookie1110]

@@kieravermeal9127 Yeah, but in the first episode of the TV series, he says "I'm a talking crow like thing.", but by then, the DHMIS fandom already settled on the name "Duck" for him

[@erikbihari3625]

So it's a worse version of don't hug me I'm scared?

[@capncookie1110]

No, it's still DHMIS.

[@erikbihari3625]

@@capncookie1110. Ok.

[@silvanalucas6403]

Red is a Chad fight me

[@Yellowguy0619]

Nah he ain't

[@AndrewAndroid1]

I think you should cover Bluey. It's like if Baby Blues had a more faithful adaptation.

[@sillyguy_5559]

They all suck sept 4 my boi breast boy, they had a family (new series)

[@silvanalucas6403]

I hate the spinach guy

[@mauradr]

666th like. Hell yeah

[@Kaiden_the_GOD]

I adore the lamp