The Hitman Movie is Truly Terrible

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[@Dclove234]

This movie would have been better if Agent 47 had been in a clown suit the whole time

[@TheProstum]

and he did paris over and over again

[@expired2367]

@@TheProstum lmaoooooo

[@jamestherockwilson3931]

Would have made it somewhat canon

[@Sebbir]

I have heard Paris is nice this time of year

[@kizuato2073]

@@TheProstum I was hoping there'd be a Paris reference in the film

[@RealMeefa]

“He’s wearing a shiny suit and talking loud, there’s no way they’re hiding” -proceeds to shoot the ground 9 times dressed as a clown to draw attention away-

[@Zyntho]

all while standing on top of a muffin

[@VileCAESARB]

Least it has a suppressor!!

[@jsaviourss8049]

@@VileCAESARB which does almost nothing cause suppressors don't supress a gunshot fully

[@WlatPziupp]

@@jsaviourss8049 With subsonic ammo it's shockingly quiet

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎E

[@jordanakahi]

The most disappointing part about the whole movie is he never even stands on a muffin to get the shot

[@danielmeyerhoff619]

massive oversight

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@joebangles9951]

The start to the iconic matrix scene and then a jump cut to him in cuffs is unironically funny though

[@Peachy_Fuzzy]

Funny, but certainly not appropriate for a hitman movie

[@KleioChronicles]

@@Peachy_Fuzzy 47 has his dark humour though… so it could? I think I’d prefer him escorting a prospective homeowner around a house while commenting on the suitability of each room for killing while it just cuts to the target looking confused. Also we need banter with Diana. And of course we need a clown outfit scene. And we need Sean Bean as one of the bad guys.

[@jchrizzy6995]

Funny if he was deadpool

[@Ollay245]

@@Peachy_Fuzzy the people that wrote and produced this can't have played any of the games, feels like they just looked at the game covers and made a movie outta that

[@ashb7]

@@KleioChronicles But this isn't dark humour, it's a reference to a completely unrelated property, cause Matrix has nothing to do with stealth/assassination. And it's not just a throwaway joke played for laughs, it's a literal plot point. In the games, even when they do silly stuff, they don't show 47 as an incompetent buffoon who figures walking in and getting scanned with a sniper in his coat is the best way to infiltrate an embassy, and can't possibly know they'll place his rifle on the interrogation table, fully loaded, aimed at him. Holy hell that sounds even stupider written down. His hints to the targets in Whittleton Creek, Mumbai, etc. are cheesy, but they're just self-aware in-jokes. Stuff like the clown outfit, reality-bending suitcase, anything related to AI, are all either side effects or funny consequences of Hitman being a videogame, and wouldn't work in any other medium unless used as an easter egg. But that doesn't mean humor in a Hitman movie CAN'T work, some of the best action movies in history do have jokes in them lol. The critical distinction is that the Hitman movie had dogshit writing.

[@bloodren0374]

They could've made a 30-minute reenactment of an actual Hitman level and made a better film.

[@TG-mw4cp]

Actually that sounds kinda sick. I’d watch that in a heartbeat ong

[@Zalied]

Even do a hit-and-run vs hitman thing so you can have 2 people going through the level in different routes

[@rexrupe3747]

I would love a hitman movie from guards pov and the audience is trying to figure out which guard walking around in the background is agent 47.

[@Zalied]

@@rexrupe3747 watching the target try to survive then dies at the end and you can rewatch to see all the clues leading up to finding out who was 47

[@normalguy3373]

@@Zalied That sounds cool

[@DudeManGuy]

Crazy how companies will make deals with game companies to make movies based on their IPs and then not hire a single person who's actually played the game

[@Zalied]

Many times the people making the movie don't care. You can give them any advise you want. They still will change it.

[@cycy8699]

whats an IP

[@Zalied]

@@cycy8699 intellectual property

[@hickorywallingford6899]

@@cycy8699 intergalactic penguin

[@cycy8699]

@@hickorywallingford6899 thanks

[@ceruleanchloe]

This is just "Generic Action Movie" with a bad 47 cosplayer as the main character

[@damenbaxter8890]

@LeopardX hahaha hell ya dude that was funny I think that was the best joke I’ve seen down here yet for real I’m laughing so hard rn 🤣

[@thestanley2692]

@@damenbaxter8890 yeah dude fr 🤣 this guy would make an excellent comedian

[@raulgalvez176]

@LeopardX nice bait

[@ashb7]

It's a cheap, horrifically written piece of trash as an action movie. As a Hitman movie, it's a goddamn war crime.

[@ALtheBoi]

I think the best way to make a Hitman movie work is to not make 47 the focus, at least for the first half. Make it a thriller from the target(s)’s POV, make 47 blend in the background in a way that you’d catch him in a second viewing.

[@cornblaster7003]

that's exactly how the newer games are built, 47 has his own character sure, but he works better as a kinda observer to the story most of the time, then again this was pre hitman reboot and 47 was more the focus of the older game's plot so makes sense ig

[@roguemerc]

Nah, at its core Hitman is a slapstick comedy played straight, Hollywood needs to accept that it isn't an edgy action/thriller franchise. A proper adaptation has to be more comparable to The Other Guys, than a proper action film.

[@atrioc]

WATCHING THE TIMOTHY OLYPHANT (2007) VERSION SOON ON STREAM STAY TUNED TO THE DISCORD FOR DATE/TIME.

[@nife2682]

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[@watermelons79]

WOO

[@hutsonsmith9410]

@Atrioc I love your videos, I'm going into marketing because of you

[@jinxin6854]

>Gets unbanned >Immediately watches copyrighted movie on stream The Sigma Grindset

[@zinzy7851]

pin

[@ionian525]

They should've had the actor perform like he's a Terminator. Terminator 2's villain mastered that cold heartless mannerism despite not being the most physically intimidating person. 47 should've been much closer to that to actually feel like a real threat here.

[@ionian525]

Although they should've recast him anyways because this actor has 0 fucking presence in every scene he's in.

[@tridonstrident6785]

@@ionian525 He was really good in the Mandalorian but he does not fucking work as Agent 47 at all. Edit: They’re not the same actor, which confuses me because he’s listed as being in the movie yet he’s nowhere to be found.

[@valeribajer1618]

@@ionian525 he's pretty good in homeland. I think the writing was just so bad no one could save it.

[@calvin8775]

@@tridonstrident6785 he’s in the other Hitman movie

[@tridonstrident6785]

@@calvin8775 yeah I didn’t realize they made two

[@Winter-ut3bb]

Big A finnaly getting into the lucrative movie recap genre that's blown up recently

[@maritza8825]

Big A with the big money

[@HumaneNewt]

New strat

[@SumChap1]

If the producer actually played the game it would go like this: "Agent 47, for this mission you need to dress like a clown, put a muffin on a briefcase and throw a rubber duck over there" 47: "Understood".

[@Superzombieboy]

When is Hitman 2021 staring "Atrioc Glizzy Hands Hitman Sigma Male God Gamer Ewing" coming out?

[@GumbleGob]

They need to cast the voice actor, David Bateson. He literally looks the part as well as being the iconic voice. And get rid of the god awful writers and stupid CGI. A Hitman movie should be slower and more methodical, these are the qualities that make the character so interesting. No assassinations? no disguises? They have no idea what this franchise is even about.

[@Lucaz99]

Movie producers are out of touch. So they still hating on video games like it’s the 90’s and only kids played on their Atari’s and Nintendo consoles.

[@KyleDevy]

I think the voice actor is getting a little too old

[@Oceanatornowk]

Would’ve been much better if twitch chat directed it

[@sbsftw4232]

This is what a better movie would look like if directed by chat lmao

[@OnlyKoolaid]

Directed by: Twitch fish plays pokemon

[@outlaws2596]

Big A: *saying he no longer wants to post Hitman content on his channel anymore* Also Big A: *posts two Hitman related videos in the past week*

[@satanicgrasshopper8048]

atrioc fully complaining that agent 47 is too recognizable and loud in the warehouse, but he strolls into restricted areas with a clown suit

[@jacobnorris8256]

Except if they're going to make him recognizable then they might as well put him in a clown suit. You either make it a thriller movie about an incredibly deadly assassin, or a dark comedy about a crazed murderer who thinks he's a hitman dressing up in funny costumes and throwing homing briefcases at people. This is neither.

[@Franic19]

things this movie should've had: - Clown suit - Muffins - Paris Also this movie should've been better if it was a 35 minute speedrun.

[@hans-christian712]

What makes it even more hilarious is, that the executive producer in the movie was Vin Diesel.

[@doggyinthewindow]

wrong one

[@kgregorius8550]

Zachary Kinto: Look at him! Look at the way he moves! Hitman: walks like a normal person.

[@ashb7]

Nah he was clearly walking with the exaggerated swagger of a nearly-bald assassin in a cheap suit

[@bleepy013]

This is what happens when writers only watch Hitman: Absolution trailers for research.

[@PhantomTissue]

Bold of you to assume they even watched any of the games.

[@petib2147]

I think this 47 is just way too human, like whats special about 47 is his cold lifeless face expression. Not giving a shit about what he's doing, and this one just wasn't it and was also not similar in looks

[@AlphaSteam2]

Fun fact: This movie was made to avoid taxes. The country in which was made has a program that reduces taxes when doing projects like these on it.

[@VileCAESARB]

Which country is that please?

[@davidbilgic3108]

@@VileCAESARB Germany, that's why the first part played in Berlin

[@dustgun3861]

The Uwe Boll tactic.

[@Lucaz99]

@@dustgun3861 that’s what I thought when I read OP’s comment. Damn, I haven’t heard that name in a good while.

[@primary2630]

@@dustgun3861 LMAO that's the same thing I thought

[@obsessivelyobsessed5263]

I think the worst part of these hitman movies is that the story plays out like someone doing a bad run and gun playthrough of hitman. use disguises! USE POISON! don't just stare your target in the eyes once they've caught onto you and walk slowly at them!

[@NoPantsBaby]

"Agent 47, your target is Gene Eric. His security detail is on watch 24/7 so you-" "Can't do ti Dianna" "What?" "He's got security around the clock."

[@jonas1015119]

The 2007 version is one of my guilty pleasures. This one is just terrible.

[@dragonflies2785]

I was really excited cause that's what I thought he was watching. It was kind of a rude awakening when I saw the suit :/

[@HumaneNewt]

Is this hitman:agent 47 movie?

[@chasetullos5894]

Right there with ya. I watch the 07 version a couple times a year lol

[@VileCAESARB]

First time watching it (and only in 2007 at cinema). It had me til he jumps in the river from 20 plus feet with no shoes or socks on 10 mins in, trash confirmed haha.

[@June4Marcus]

@@VileCAESARB lol true but the rest of the movie was still preetty good

[@breakingaustin]

Atrioc you should do a Hitman race with Linkus but you have to get a specific mission score for each location.. so like 110 for Paris, 170 for Colorado that kinda thing.. that way you'd have to work out what you can and can't do to make sure you get the right score

[@SewerTapes]

"What's the budget of this movie?" Nearly FIVE TIMES the budget of The Raid ONE AND TWO COMBINED.

[@nickdaiz1111]

Bro... the raid is sooo much better than this absolute monstrosity lol

[@SewerTapes]

@@nickdaiz1111 I'm not looking forward to the American remake of The Raid at all.

[@nickdaiz1111]

@Sewer Tapes Yeah me neither, american versions of foreign movies usually suck and tbh american fighting movies are very mid

[@SewerTapes]

@@nickdaiz1111 I think it's because most of our American action stars are just actors, without a solid martial arts background. Don't get me wrong, I have crazy amounts of respect for guys like Keanu Reeves who train heavily for action roles, but it isn't the same.

[@nickdaiz1111]

@@SewerTapes yeah thats definitely a part of it but i think a huge chunk is very poor choreography and specifically bad jump cuts that destroy the momentum of the fights. If you pay attention to the fights in the raid, a lot of them are long continuous shots

[@Raffeldy]

6:40 Kicking the table in an interrogation room and it is not bolted down. A mistake that, in reality, probably nobody made in the last 100 years. lol

[@CasHanover]

I want a movie that shows a character crawl away from a battle alive and the post credit scene is the opposite and just shows that guy die with no further consequences

[@Vili.K]

I feel like nobody in Hollywood knows the definition of "syndicate"so they just throw it in any secret org name and hope nobody in the audience thinks about it too hard.

[@nmbrox123]

Zachary Quinto does not have this listed as an actor on imdb, pro move

[@fiskfisk33]

They had a budget of $35 million and somehow failed to procure a tailored suit for the protagonist...

[@Liza.Wharton]

genuinely curious how they let this script/story be made into a movie

[@PurestIcicle]

They were given the hitman franchise but really actually wanted to make a James Bond movie

[@shaguntrisal2705]

Always makes me chuckle that the guy who plays Hitman is literally named "Friend". What a Master of Disguise.

[@jenshendriks9092]

The complete wrong actor to play 47. He doesn't have a low voice, he has hair, and he doesn't have the physique.

[@JohnFWitt]

That triple shot combo of stolen ideas though. We got the Matrix pat-down scene INTO the Dark Knight Joker gets caught on purpose scene INTO the verbatim dialogue from Watchmen “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me”… truly incredibly bad

[@Backfisch5927]

47 in this movie looks like some bald guy needed a costume for the next day so he just buys a really cheap suit and gets someone to draw a barcode on his head

[@alexman378]

Noticed that with the suit too. The budget was smaller than the previous one, but my casual every day suits cost me $400 and my better ones for special occasions and events cost $1000. Hell, Zara’s $60-100 suits look better. This one looks like the suit you buy in $20 Halloween costumes of FBI agents. Definitely not Italian.

[@SteveNBrule-ol8tm]

I'm always talking with a friend on how much material Hitman has to offer as a movie. Literally take any fleshed-out mission and extrapolate on its story, Sapienza for example already has all the makings of a movie. Or combine existing missions as early assassination filler and finish it off with a big showdown with the head of the conspiracy/syndicate

[@adamboof6769]

His voice is by far the worst thing about the movie. How could anyone ever think that man sounds like a killer

[@jameskleinfunnyguy]

"Main character weight energy" bro That dead ass is every movie script.

[@jonahthrane812]

Its a decent action movie. But a terrible hitman movie. He should be stealthly infiltrating in disguise, assassinating his target in an impressively simple way, exfiltrating and maybe while being hunted stays in disguise while fleeing. Or they just take the story from hitman absolution and make it a movie about him going rogue and saving a kid. If done right hitman movies could rival James Bond, although james bond has such an incredible brand it would be difficult.

[@endruv_2287]

Plastic suit, pointy head, and absolutely had red guns the entire time.

[@thatoneguy6005]

"Italian Wool." Man that's Nylon. He's gonna be assassinating people with static shocks.

[@lonelyPorterCH]

so he doesn't even sneak in, no, he just gets coucht at the entrance and tells everyone he's an assassin, wow, that so bad^^

[@Hannah_The_Heretic]

Wait... so it's not illegal for someone to stream copyrighted material on twitch? That's crazy, I thought big A would get fines for this.

[@amariovlogs]

change the title to "the hitman movie is a cinematic disaster" this video will pop off

[@connsescape3247]

i remember going to see this movie with my grandma, we had an empty theater because no one went to see it lmao when i was bored i did finger puppets through the projector good time better than the movie

[@connsescape3247]

@@remydetrou734 i was like i think? 12 or close to that at the time 19 now and every time i’ve gotten a theatre by myself or with friends and family cause no one showed up still will do finger puppet thing never gets old

[@remydetrou734]

@@connsescape3247 honestly it’s funny I might have to do it lol

[@CainXVII]

REAL Hitman movie: "Hey, I can't let anyone in this building look at me, I am trying to do this SASO"

[@The-OG-Petey]

3:45 hurry 47, the target is getting away.

[@MoonlightAcid1]

Truly a masterpiece, this will surely go down as one of the greatest films of the decade and possibly of the century. Quite literally the Citizens Kane of our time, this will go down in history books and will be taught in school curriculum for the foreseeable future.

[@ashb7]

Hitman: Agent 47 really is the Citizen Kane of movies.

[@duncanmunro640]

I watched this once when it came out, thought it was really good. Yeah, I was wrong. So very wrong

[@addisonphillips2438]

11:43 That's an Audi RS7 (Automatic transmission), so why is he shifting gears.... lmao

[@TheGolleum13]

This movie seemed so bad it was hard to watch it for even 16 minutes. Thanks Big A for making it tolerable

[@Goldeggz71]

There’s no white dots over some people’s head, therefore it’s not realistic.

[@firedrake110]

Something simple like just putting a level or two to film would have been x100 more entertaining lol Imagine getting something like Colorado into Berlin, with a SMALL amount of tweaking so the crazy info board shows 47 that he's been discovered. That leads to him trying to meet up with an ICA contact in Berlin to figure out how, only to realise he's been set-up BY the ICA, and now he has to Apex Predator his way out. That would be sick as hell

[@j.l.9029]

I was there, he told us it would be a Twitch Exclusive. Brandon lied to us :'(

[@crissmai5729]

marketing trick

[@vanqiishr9827]

When was the stream?

[@j.l.9029]

@@vanqiishr9827 About 2 or 3 weeks ago, he deleted the vod.

[@soundninja99]

They sent an intern to the closest h&m to grab their cheapest polyester suit

[@CP-hv7up]

anyone here know when this was streamed? i’d love to watch this vod

[@eathinnz8925]

"what am I?" "If you keep asking questions probably dead" 😂

[@_imag1ne557]

atrioc you promised us this was only for the twitch. crying.

[@The_Real_M79]

Atrioc wants the whole movie to be hitman with a sniper standing on top of a muffin

[@shmickle]

The fiber wire kill was actually really cool. The building losing power was kinda dumb, but the actual kill was awesome.

[@CSharp__]

Found out this existed yesterday, what a coincidence

[@vitaly2422]

I feel like agent 47 sounds like Linkus sometime in this movie

[@henryhipschen9764]

They tried to make Hitman an action movie, but it really should have been more like a heist movie, setting up a plan and watching 47 adapt to obstacles along the way

[@harlow1719]

they really sold me on the npc aspect of it. makes me feel like I'm really playing the game!

[@PhilippeCarphin]

The way he moves is so hitman like that it can be used to prove a wild claim to a complete stranger. Very stealthy.

[@darkdruid7376]

Great idea for a second movie: They actually represent the game in the movie and every hit target is the old cast from the first movie.

[@jackcutter2]

*third

[@X-SPONGED]

Agent 47 : *_*the perfect assassin who could blend into any crowd and play any role with the right disguises*_* First scene of 47 in public : [2:48] Guy talking to target : "Look at him! Look at how he moves! Look at his eyes!!!" _Man's got orange all over him and 47 hasn't even done anything yet_ 😭

[@bummeryyy6306]

Catch me calling the movie in chat 1 second before he reveals at the very start

[@DukeTheSniper01]

6:50. Who tf keeps the gun loaded??? 9:50. The engine before only managed to pull the chair into it and now from at least 100 feet, 2 full grown men maybe about 190 to 220. Mmm yes.

[@FruitKocktail]

Hitman movie: boom explosions! Epic gunfights! Sentimental message! Hitman game: drowning someinf in a clown suit after using an Emetic duck

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Mans got his suit at Mens Warehouse His bespoke French cut two piece suit Very nice

[@Taylor-xf6mc]

I wish there was a hitman movie from the view of the targets and henchman, it would be such a great horror movie

[@Unlocktube]

For a guy so concerned about dialogue quality it's funny he can barely string a sentence together.

[@prestonsmith7313]

Can’t believe linkus took the role of agent 47 before he ever played hitman

[@elderyaag3534]

I hope Mr. Glizzy just uses lines from this movie in his next Hitman stream.

[@TheWorstestPro]

I love how it literally is just the plot of terminator at the beginning, and then for the rest it is terminator 2.

[@Anakin_1234]

It is allowed to stream movies on Twitch?

[@OG_Dropbox]

big A you gotta watch the Freddie Wong Hitman video, uses the stunt double for the Hitman movies who actually looks like 47. promise it's better than the actual movies

[@ScoochiesmithOH]

i swear his hair gets noticeably longer as the movie goes on

[@legoc-3po845]

Bruh agent 48 is way more similar to agent 47, a man who usually doesnt speak, shorts words, actually bald and he speak more like the actual character. I think they didnt had enough budget to make our man appear on the entire movie lol

[@Bellevolence_]

A real hitman movie's plot, as written by me, with 0 movie making qualifications. 1st Act: The Mansion So, the movie begins with a badass opening of Agent 47 after the first hit of the movie, residing in a mansion, with his creative and the bad ass moves we've come to expect from him, 47 takes out the security silently around the mansion and makes his way through this mansion.(Oh, and Agent f4 actually LOOKS like an intimidating hitman this time). As the movie opens with its opening credits, we get slow motion shots and a slow reveal montage esque of the Agent we love as he takes out all of the security, and finally the hit. Alongside this, 47 grabs a Flash Drive, containing info on the top gun in this "secret organisation" (idk, Providence or something?) and the top dogs of said organisation, who he sets out to kill for the rest of the movie. 47 reports in with Diana, where we get a little bit of a briefing into just who this organisation is and their motive. AKA: The Exposition. 2nd Act of the Movie: 47's Second Hit. Location: Dubai (Possibly the same location in Hitman 3) This is where we get an in depth look into how 47 thinks, with an almost Sherlock style flash between his environment as he decodes it into how he can use it to help him. It is here, following the briefing from Diana off the information from the flash drive obtained, that 47 is after 2 targets within this building, which, by eliminating them, will give him access to his final target, and he uses disguises to his advantage of course. He overhears conversations to gain intel, grabs objects that at first glance have no value, but come in handy later, etc etc. Now after all this, and maybe a few intense close calls here and there, 47 manages to eliminate 1 target of who he is looking for, but in doing so, slips up, and the emergency alarm is pulled. After chasing and attempting to find his target, and just almost getting them, they escape. Leaving 47 in a distraught circumstance which almost ends in him getting caught. But he barely makes it out of the building as security sweeps in. Act 3: The redemption. With 47 failing his mission, reflecting on his past so we get some of that sweet backstory, he obviously wishes to strike back due to failing. Enter a Berlin Hitman 3 styled section, where , with his contact with Diana closed off so that she can stay low, he goes solo with these men searching for him. He takes out a whole load of the organisations lower ranking men in order to get the message across, and in order to get the rest of the information which he missed out on in Dubai. Queue more badassery. (Idk I didn't think this part much) Act 4: The Finale With him now having the information needed, 47 is now able to sneak into what I would think to be some sort of Isle of Sgail, still with no Diana however. Comms offline. Big party, we get a similar sort of montage to that which we got at the start, but this time less gun shots, less brute force, 47 is smart, and calculated. He takes the time to grab his unsuspecting objects, plant these in unsuspecting locations, and at this point, it isn't entirely clear to us (the audience) what 47 is really doing. At this point it's a disorientating montage of random shots of 47 preparing for what's to come. Until, 47 finds the target who escaped before, and manages to take them out with ease. 47 then confronts his final target, and to us, with barely any real plan. It turns out this big mafia boss or whatever was able to capture Diana, with her tied up, something 47 wasn't expecting. Boss gloats about how he will succeed, and 47 reveals to both the boss and the audience his full plan, it is then here that we get a montage of all those things 47 did before, coming into play, these seemingly useless planned out objects, propane flasks, you name it, take out every single guard in the building. It leaves the boss defenceless, and in a quick shot instinct, 47 shoots Diana free, and the boss makes a mad run for it out of fear for his life, running past all the dead bodies of the security 47 had taken out with his master plan. Diana, from her recon point, instructs 47 on where the target is, and he walks/runs after the boss with ease. It's here, that the final confrontation happens. The boss pulls a gun on 47, and in 1 last badass move, 47 instructs the boss to look at his feet, to which he finds a perfectly planted proximity mine at his feet. Kaboom. Conclusion: Queue the end of Hitman 3 sort of deal, where we see 47 out in a forest, preparing for his next hit with 1 last badass line to say to Diana. e.g "No one is untouchable" or something like that.

[@professormaple2296]

Kinda crazy how you cut out the many, many, many times you said this was never ever going on the youtube, entirely twitch exclusive anti-youtube, and now here we are. Keep up the great content, we love farming LULWs here Mr. Glizzard!

[@JeremiahShaferSimulacra]

This is what happens when you order your Agent 47 on Wish. That suit wasn't even tailored.

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

Plastic ahh suit

[@LordKenntax]

Atrioc: why is he like Yoda? Also Atrioc: shot this 200m spot on the wall, drop the donut with an small c4 to launch up 500m and sniping all three targets while in the air.

[@charredolive]

"Look at him, look at how he moves" has big meme energy

[@X-SPONGED]

How many $$$ would you bet that the writers and directors didn't even spend ONE second playing The Hitman Games

[@user-ss3wb8he7h]

Where can i find the full stream?

[@lhzoz7]

+1

[@sarahprice3172]

I am a a HUGE Hitman fan and watching you make fun of the OBVIOUS gaffs in these movies make me laugh my ass off!! 😂😂😂😂

[@epicmike43]

hitman but it aint hitman

[@esequielvasquez1175]

Man Big A really lost his touch, I don't think he even got SA SO on these missions....

[@Marinara_Angel]

14:16 WHY DID THEY USE AN INHALER FOR A DETONATOR

[@Zalied]

They wanted to make an action movie about a guy who when played to character is quiet slow and silent

[@nikopomp5435]

Truely a cinematic masterpiece

[@SimanSlivar]

Ehhh so umm here is the deal I know some of it is really corny. But you know there are different ways to play hit man than killing and speed running right? You can actually do some of these corny things to take out your targets... Like talking to them toying with them ect...

[@memememe609]

Yes, but when you make an adaptation of a work your intent should always be to be as close to the intended source material as possible, and the intended way to play the Hitman games (Minus Absolution, but that one's awful) is to be a Silent Assassin.

[@charredolive]

Agent 47 having creases all over his jacket is killing me. Dudes supposed to be super sleek