The Hitman Trilogy Permadeath - Colorado

[@ref3rence889]

Jon doing a permadeath: I have planned out every minute detail along my path, but I will still tip toe around anything potentially dangerous. Dan doing a permadeath: so I've never actually beaten this level... Never change, brave content creator

[@4sythdude549]

not to mention how he desperately has to take a piss at the beginning

[@Mr.FastZombie]

Dan was actually pretty close on the distance between Texas and Colorado. Colorado borders a section of Oklahoma's panhandle from the north, and Texas borders a section from the south. The panhandle is 34 miles tall, so he was off by only 4 miles technically. However if you go by the distance between Austin and Denver, it's 770 or so miles.

[@RIXRADvidz]

and in that little tiny stretch of Oklahoma I got a $187 speeding ticket for doing 77 in a 65 zone, the officer let me off with 74 so I wouldn't have to show up in court in podunk oklahoma.

[@nickcollins2001]

cool way to say im white @@RIXRADvidz

[@coopermeshew4298]

A slurry pit in farming is a pit of liquid manure. Liquid manure has a lower surface density and buoyancy than water, so a person wouldn’t be able to swim in it, meaning that they would end up drowning in liquid manure

[@4sythdude549]

cool, and extremely disturbing I feel sorry for whoever had to do that research

[@gferrol118]

What a shit way to die

[@coopermeshew4298]

@@4sythdude549 unfortunately there have been quite a few people die from accidentally falling in a slurry pit every year. Just one of the many dangers on a farm

[@ArchitectGG]

It's also extremely toxic. Which is why it really makes no sense for that woman to choose to stand next to it to ponder without any sort of face mask.

[@coopermeshew4298]

@@ArchitectGG no. You are right it’s extremely toxic in confined spaces, but in an open pit like this it’s not too much of a risk. More smell than toxic in that case

[@GamerTime_2002]

This time I wasn't procrastinating though! I just finished all the finals for my second quarter of college. Oh how the times have changed in the last 8 years

[@KotoAndSpaceyKaS]

nice one

[@ahhhhyes]

Im still an absolute mess doing nothing with my life 😎

[@caseyaugust1846]

Awesome! Good for you!

[@colonelcrepe]

@@ahhhhyes a fellow layabout!

[@rydenr.2999]

😂😂

[@kazmark_gl8652]

It's once more time for, "can Dan Silent assassin any of these missions?"

[@poletti7270]

I get it, Grammar is hard

[@camilleosoba3981]

No!

[@ikhaz2564]

Damn just seeing nerd permadeath has awoken all the good nostalgia of binge watching the red dead redemption permadeath and absolutely bombing my school exams

[@BricktowneMedia]

I sure hope he makes it longer than 5 minutes!

[@jamesflynn4951]

That's what she said.

[@md4luckycharms]

@@jamesflynn4951 :(

[@Welshy]

25:50 if the slurry kills people that fast, a small wooden fence seems like a major oversight

[@toyguy119]

Still disappointed that this series never continued

[@sanchises]

I'm so glad my Patreon money is well spent on the sound effect at the end of each video.

[@athenap.1081]

Not sure if it's intentional, but the timestamp for today adds up to 47 if you add the 34 and the 13. In the previous ones where Dan's failed, there was another that was 48:49. I reallly hope it's intentional because that'd be a great little easter egg

[@XOIIOXOIIO]

34:14 Looks like he lives a while this go round.

[@MitskulpCh36]

I was rewatching this and forgot to close the video when I minimised it to the bottom of my phone screen. Needless to say at 1am the cow bell and horn in the last 4 seconds make my skeleton loose

[@catlover0000]

If this lasts as short as I assume it will, he really didn't miss much.

[@RomanSecundus]

Please finish this permadeath series

[@TheAquilaSamurai]

I don't know about anyone else, but considering the last 2 levels, I see this as an absolute win :P

[@iancollins5477]

As a Coloradan, I can attest that this is the way that many people dress. Not from Denver, though.

[@ChaoticEnigma92]

Greetings fellow Coloradan

[@jackbozz1016]

I'm in Denver and not a lot of people dressed like that I wish they did though

[@ottokeiser2299]

Hey I am from Denver

[@RIXRADvidz]

Hello from Engleweird. nope, these folks are definitely dressed like Lauren Boebert's District People. very Western Slope.

[@benjrokeefe]

The friends I have in Denver all dress either like hippies, witches or goth kids. Or some combination of the three. But that may just be my friends.

[@redwitch95]

gotta say, wasn't expecting a five minute black screen of death ending with /that/ noise

[@NirateGoel]

I was expecting a longer black screen.

[@taekinuru2]

In this episode, Agent 47 takes out Ded Sec in Colorado

[@TheLiamster]

I was not expecting this to come out today but I’m so happy that it did.

[@thebpphantom]

Absolutely loving this series.

[@arthurgoonie4596]

Has he quit it already?

[@Hoochius]

I'm rewatching Jon's and these back-to-back. Genious.

[@Aidvvn]

Dan please for the love of god just be patient

[@LouisLee08]

34:10 lol

[@NinjaNJH]

WHAT ARE HIS THREE DESKTOP ICONS

[@MuchWhittering]

I am AMAZED. I was convinced you were gonna die 3 minutes in. Well done Dan, well done. Even if your constant ignorance of basic game mechanics continues to frustrate me to no end.

[@TheLiamster]

I have a feeling he will fail the Isle Of Sgàil of Hitman 2.

[@bartholomewdan]

@@TheLiamster I guess we'll never know :-(

[@mitchfew5371]

“ I think Colorado is near Texas 30 miles probably” 😂😂😂

[@Conrarr]

Yeahhh, 30 miles, 746 miles, same difference :D

[@TH3mrBROWN]

He was pretty close, in terms of state boundaries, 34.6 miles. Don't know where the other guy got 746 from...

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

I mean, technically?

[@Conrarr]

@@TH3mrBROWN I'm from the UK so literally just googled Colorado to Texas and that's what I got, my bad if it's wrong tho

[@AnthonyantARBY]

actually the distance from Colorado to Texas is 40 miles (give or take) if you go through Oklahoma's panhandle. he was probably making a joke but he was actually really close. I don't know how the other guy got 746 miles from. Edit: the other guy said he was from the UK

[@JayMaverick]

I'm so happy THE CUBE is doing this series. I love this game but it's much more fun playing it with someone or watching someone else play it.

[@arthurgoonie4596]

Ahh well it was fun while it lasted

[@freakyfishguy1692]

Gotta love a 1:30am upload XD

[@RIXRADvidz]

an apricot farm in Colorado? the Western Slope has some famous peaches but apricots? this really is fiction. have fun playing !!

[@GINGERBORN314]

So before clicking the video “Dan took out 4 targets and got to the cellar in 34 mins yeah no way” Finish the video “yup thought so”

[@colinbaker5306]

well you did way better here than I expected, you got all 4 of them dead, and if you hadn't just blasted berg for no reason would probably have won

[@TheMonkeyLegend]

Has he stopped doing the series??

[@reece42069]

The standards have dropped so much I will take anything over 10 minutes haha, keep it coming Dan

[@bearwithabark]

It’s a shame Dan’s standards have dropped too, or mine have increased. Not finding him as charming or funny anymore, just cliche and frustrating.

[@iangalt6899]

Please don't be 30 seconds, please don't be 30 seconds, please don't be 30 seconds. * Tony Stark hoping for a secret door * Yay!

[@jaspermccarthy1436]

1:10 the only thing separating Colorado and Texas is the Oklahoma panhandle. It is 34 miles wide. How in the ever loving fuck Dan.

[@gferrol118]

Judging by everywhere being hostile, I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say he doesn't do it...

[@PatrikSound]

Still waiting for the next episode!!

[@fantsypants8313]

I literally pressed the button for Instinct mode while watching this video, I think I've been playing too much Hitman

[@fantsypants8313]

@Rolph Finkin yup I've done that hah

[@drworm73]

It amazes me that Dan enjoys Hitman at all, seeing as he seems way too impatient. I know he's better at games than I am, but I managed to get silent assassin on all mission in 1&2 without saves. I know Dan has the skills.

[@karlfranz5709]

Wow Dan's Silent Assassin'd all the levels so far, I wonder how long it's taken him to practise??

[@archenemies32]

That headshot at 29:23 was impressive!

[@DisKorruptd]

11:15 'ow did 'e get in 'ere? Intruder winder?

[@thirstymonkey6153]

Congrats on the ten years on KZbin

[@lukeyskywalker1251]

Now you think that everyone complaining Dan is just going along with the joke when in actuality, they didn’t watch the video.

[@paulo_f1]

So, this permadeath ended for good right?!

[@freakyfishguy1692]

So I guess that's all she wrote on this series?

[@arthurgoonie4596]

You've cheated me dan you said it was permadeath per level not the whole series.

[@Ignorance_cookie]

when 47 changes into "point-man" he does not limp like that guy did...unplayable

[@roogy1622]

Well he did kill them all so that's a win in my book

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

Slurry must be pretty dangerous stuff as a farmer and his 2 sons fell into a slurry pit and died in a news story about a decade ago.

[@offtheball87]

Yet another perfect mission

[@LocalRats]

I haven’t watched your videos in over 7 years.. it’s good to be home

[@TimTams_64]

Dan just has no patience

[@LookingGlass1865]

Colorado isn't in Texas, but Texas *wishes* it was Colorado.

[@Sometypeofscarab]

That was great dan! you really are the stealthiest hitman.

[@GG-dt5hh]

It was going so well...

[@Incoherent-excitement]

The power of the coin is simply that these guys aren’t paid enough

[@InfernallyCapricious]

Agent 47s KZbin video: "Nitro-glycerine prank GONE WRONG"

[@LockonKubi]

So actually it's 35 miles between Colorado and Texas, through the Oklahoma panhandle.

[@prestonlyle]

i have legit never see these ways to kill the targets

[@ronanmates7812]

and this is the mission where i killed everyone, no it wasn't a choice, yes it was going full mike

[@jacobjohnson6384]

In Texas, you could drive over 800 miles (128.748 Kilometers), and still be in Texas.

[@bartholomewdan]

You may want to check that conversion...

[@jacobjohnson6384]

@@bartholomewdan It seems I have misplaced the decimal, lol. Whoops.

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

I don't know I really like these levels that are really difficult.........and yes I know some of this stuff is clearly tedious you can see it for yourself! But I think the tediousness and even waiting is part of the Hitman experience and that's what makes this a challenging level at least in my opinion

[@acorgiwithacrown467]

Holy shit i haven't watched a permadeath in years

[@LeSensuel]

By far my least favorite level in Hitman 1. I didn’t enjoy being in a constant hostile zone with only guards in it.

[@TheLiamster]

The only NPCs to not carry guns are the targets or hackers. Everyone else has a weapon including the chef.

[@sirprintalot]

Well that's 30 minutes I'm not getting back. Sigh.

[@hydem04]

Dan the impatient hitman

[@Messothelioma]

Hello procrastinators got me ngl

[@Davejavu4]

Anyone else see this last week?

[@poletti7270]

As a person who lives in Texas, I have no fucking clue whether or not Colorado is near Texas

[@Codan3]

about 30 miles apart

[@chris86simon]

Damn. I have 4 icons on my desktop...maybe I could remove the paper bin somehow...hmm.

[@thebronzedragon1]

I don't remember this episode of SG1

[@RainMakeR_Workshop]

Lol people from Texas and Colorado STATE aren't gonna be happy ;p

[@jackbozz1016]

As soon as I heard that I just squinted in confusion

[@RIXRADvidz]

people in Texas aren't very happy, not like the people in Colorado. Colorado Got Legal Weed. Texas doesn't.

[@AnthonyantARBY]

You were probably doing it as a joke, but Colorado is only 40 miles away from Texas. You saying 30 miles was actually really close. just a 10 mile difference. and you being from over seas and probably not knowing how much an imperial mile is is definitely something to make this even better! Unless you looked it up before recording. that is a possibility too.

[@AnthonyantARBY]

​@@JoshuaCasey I didn't know that they did. I thought they used the metric system! you learn something new everyday!

[@noah_body_cares]

Welp, onto Hitman 2

[@RobertJW]

Still got some season 1 content to go.

[@MuchWhittering]

Well, you know, after he finished Hitman 1.

[@noah_body_cares]

@@MuchWhittering he died and it's a permadeath

[@philipmakowski5995]

Love your channel! Long time fan! Go to sleep nerd

[@worldpeaceornot]

I only have three icons on mine too

[@Tedizz]

sooo is it over now?

[@sammydepresso]

Colorado where gamers go to die in hitman

[@fennwoodhouse]

ok here we go for about 5 mins probably

[@temmiedud3946]

You should replay rollercoaster tycoon

[@Supervideo1491]

This was a good one!

[@Kaldortangerine]

The most unrealistic thing is that Colorado didn’t grow apricots to my knowledge, growing up there never did I hear that Colorado grew much fruit in general

[@ottokeiser2299]

Grand junction and palisade are known for there peaches

[@ottokeiser2299]

I am not sure about apricots, but I would imagine they could grow in some parts here

[@Kaldortangerine]

@@ottokeiser2299 ah see now I know something about Colorado that I didn’t before. Edit: fruit is food not friends

[@RIXRADvidz]

Western Slope Peaches, Rocky Ford Arkansas River Valley canteloupes, grapes for wine, plenty of fruit ag, even got a town called Fruita. apricots, nsm

[@Kaldortangerine]

@@RIXRADvidz nice. I guess i just never looked into what fuits CO grew, maybe i should've chilled on the flower.

[@junaydkazim377]

I wish I had this game but it’s so expensive for me

[@joshuabryant931]

Everybody say Colorado!

[@technology_2047]

BEST CHANNEL

[@stephenkoebel3923]

The best part is he already had the key

[@MuchWhittering]

No he didn't. There's no key, the door lock is a face scanner. He needs either Sean Rose's body or the 3D printed face mask of him.

[@stephenkoebel3923]

@@MuchWhittering the mission that he tried to avoid by shooting the last target was getting the key to the basement. He got that key from Rose already. The game had not yet told him to infiltrate the tornado shelter.

[@eternalwintress]

Trash can, OBS, and Just Cause 4.

[@mitchfew5371]

Yessssss

[@jwalster9412]

he said the thing!

[@DearWenger]

STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE DANIEL!!!!! Y U NO LEARN!!!!111oneone

[@MajorPEKKA]

Beep boop

[@supersungal2]

Hey, I live in Colorado :)

[@joshlegacy1101]

He was doing so well too.

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

Sneaky sneaky

[@willowtherock]

I never actually completed this level either

[@willhanley3448]

Jesus Daniel!