The Honeymooners Full Episodes 34 The Safety Award

[@orangenationarcade]

Jackie Gleason was great, but something about Art Carney! Art is a true legend. Everything he did was pure gold! ❤

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[@tauruswilliams3923]

That's probably why Audrey Meadows was kissing him.

[@RobertJamesChinneryH]

@goldenagecinema5602 talk about crass...everything is about a buck these days

[@sharkbaitj]

Gold Jerry Gold!!!

[@michaellorusso4912]

@Golden Age Cinema; LOL 😂

[@coryhollywood6021]

That 50 minute lecture joke by Norton was spot on

[@WorldwideGee]

'I'm as close as anybody can get to Ralph Kramdon' - the look on Ralph's face when he realized Norton was calling him fat is hilarious lol

[@StevenFallonOfficial]

Reporter: "Tell me, how long ago did you meet?" Norton: "Oh, I'd say 150 pounds ago." 🤣

[@invisiblepuppet3437]

Norton: “well, I’m as close as anybody can get to Ralph Kramden.”

[@Master_Timothy]

"If YOU get into a bikini bathing suit, we'll put your picture on the cover" 😂😂

[@ediri8354]

That’s the funniest quote of the episode by far. 😂😂😂

[@richspinaci8293]

I’ve been watching these episodes for close to 50 years, and whenever I hear Norton say “and don’t forget the 50 minute lecture “ I still laugh like crazy. Clean, simple comedy at its finest

[@keithwarner6997]

Norton is really something

[@michaelschromebook7926]

No 0,

[@woodpeckery]

@@michaelschromebook7926 almost said something.

[@woodpeckery]

And I like to laugh like a crazy person whenever I hear Tweety say, "I tawt I heard a puddy tat"! 🤣 giggle giggle

[@mauriceallen-cambridge2381]

😂 That Is My Favorite Line Also. My Son And Grandchildren Love It Too.

[@dennisharvey7899]

Simplicity at it’s finest! The absolute perfect blend of four superbly talented people. Never ever be anything like this again.

[@billgale5568]

Never again

[@shivasirons6159]

Dennis maybe not but they try, like with king of queens, a " driver" like ralph etc.

[@brucefranklin1317]

Jesis these people are great. This time in america was at least civil.

[@kevinwashington7311]

For white people at least lol

[@arthurspooner36]

L P

[@keymaninmusic]

White Lives Matter

[@janetmccoy7945]

Typical Norton: The 4 of us get along like the 3 musketeers!

[@bobbylee2853]

God bless Joyce Randolph in her 97th year.

[@PaulTesta]

R.I.P. Trixie

[@geraldwilson681]

I was born in 1964 and both of my parents born in the 30's and my Mother and Father loved the Honeymooners. We watched these episodes all the time and laughed our heads off. Rest in peace Jackie Gleason!!

[@eloiseockert9233]

Art Carney, and Audrey Meadows as well.

[@blacjackdaniels200]

Alice is a BEAST! She wasn’t backing’ down!

[@bornyesterday21]

"Don't forget the 50 minute lecture" .... lmao

[@rickdavis7005]

"When the tides of life turn against you . . .". Priceless.

[@RocketKirchner]

alice and trixie same outfits -- way too good

[@richardsisk1770]

When I was a little kid in the early 50’s we lived in a similar apartment on E 95th street just a few blocks from the Adelphi Theater where these shows were filmed. I always admired the talented stars of the Honeymooners… Ralph, Norton, Alice and Trixie were and are like family to me.

[@rodneyalaking8241]

The Adelphi Theatre was on the West side, on W54th Street. But, it’s still great that you identify strongly with the characters because you are a NY native. I think that the show was successful because millions of fans did (do) relate to the characters so much.

[@malakidachosenone2471]

I could go on & on & on & on with this beautiful TV Show!!! Y'all know what it is!

[@shivasirons6159]

Ditto!

[@williamhenry9705]

Alice's giant Bozo bowtie........

[@Odysseus_Outis]

Can you believe all these actors so professional and smooth while keeping everything harmoinous with no flaws ?!!. They're all far better than those who are on TV these day, for sure, in my opinion.

[@GentlemanAmerican]

This is one of my favorite Honeymooners episodes. Very clever story by the writers and, of course, great performances. It amazes me how tight the pace of this show was. Less than 30 minutes in length, but they packed a lot of punch in that short time frame and managed to get it just right every time.

[@insideoutsideupsidedown2218]

They usually had only one rehearsal, per Jackie’s guidance.

[@GentlemanAmerican]

@@insideoutsideupsidedown2218 And it was broadcast live. Very impressive how they kept it spontaneous but tight under that pressure.

[@canadianscratcher7834]

My favorite episode were "Young at Heart" and the episode where Ralph gives advice to the husband of Alice's sister as to who's king of the castle.

[@eloiseockert9233]

And Jackie never rehearsed...

[@fhgfgh8794]

Ralph and his sidekick Norton. Unmatched, unparralled comedy! Really, really funny pair!

[@anthonychiesa3746]

Ralph and ed are comedy gold especially the fight scenes with harve

[@eloiseockert9233]

Well not 100% there. Andy and Barney. Lucy and Ethel etc...

[@davidbarton1806]

These two are the best combo in TV history

[@fasteddie9867]

CLASSIC episode! I love how Ralph tries to butter up the judge.

[@almeggs3247]

Simple honest clean humor we will never see again thanks to our new Chinese owners! Amen!

[@spencerbergquist781]

These 4 were so brilliant together. We got some great TV from the 50's

[@malakidachosenone2471]

This is the BEST TV Show/DUO EVER!!!! Bottom line, I mean it's Short, Simple, & Sweet!!!!

[@rickadelman2263]

I agree. Best show ever.

[@michaelkelly3221]

When Norton tells the judge: 'Don't forget the 50 minute lecture', I nearly died laughing!

[@Marcuswelby-nx2te]

lmao dont forget the lecture

[@boopah4365]

@@Marcuswelby-nx2te "might as well be." "Markus Welby?!"

[@Marcuswelby-nx2te]

@@boopah4365 your going to the moon

[@boopah4365]

@@Marcuswelby-nx2te BANG!!!!! ZOOOOOOM!!!!

[@jamesgodfrey5894]

What two great pro's together in one show. They where the ones with all our greats from the late 40s and 50s who shaped our viership for generations!

[@sha11235]

I think Norton's advice is one of the best advices of life I ever heard.

[@jeffwalsh6015]

For anyone wondering, the mayor of NY at the time was Robert F. Wagner!!!

[@jackzaccardi1896]

"The four of us get along like the Three Muskateers" classic Norton.

[@donowens7872]

That line WAS hilarious!

[@vanrajsindha9918]

funniest line in this episode is " don't forget the 50 minutes lecture "

[@BlacKnightRising]

'ALICE WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!' -- LOL gets me each time

[@robertpsotka3525]

Ralph and Ed have a friendship that everyone deserves. Great show

[@generalpops8857]

The Best show ever.

[@johnshields6852]

I watched this with my dad,RIP in the early 60's, funny as hell, Norton constantly getting under Ralph's skin.

[@QueensNativeNYC]

Judge Hollering Hurdle is also Uncle Leo.

[@illicious]

I have been watching this 68 years old show for 50 years and Art still makes me laugh every time. Telling the traffic judge to not forget his lecture.

[@frozengamer3030]

I wish they made an episode of Ralph actually driving the bus.

[@veronicagallo2035]

Me too😃👍I agree 100%. ‼️I can come up w some great scenarios,as I'm sure you can too! 😁🤗‼️ I always thought it would' ve been a good idea. By the way I always thought I'd seen ALL the Honeymooners episodes repeatedly Now a big batch from Jackie Gleason s vault has popped up on TUBI TV ( FREE NO SIGN IN NO ACCOUNT NO NOTHIN, just like PlutoTv, ,just open app, that's it 1000 + GREAT shows & movies 100% free) I finally got to see the Blk n White Jackie G show ( Not Miami ,the. N.Y.C ONEs ,,ALL THE ORIGINAL.HONEYMOONERS SKITS R on tubi tv ,ALL the EPISODES W THE ORIGINAL ALICE 😃😲‼️ ,SUPERB + HILARIOUS + a big thrill to see tons of episodes that I don't know by heart and are brand new to me ‼️🌜✨✨📺l ✨🌛 I'm in my glory seeing these and I still have a big batch I didn't get to yet🤗📺🌛. Anyone reading this who's a Honeymooners fan ( I'm a huge huge fan🧡🌙🌠)🌌🌗🌙 do yourself.🌗a🌙 Favor ..Tell ur phone or tv to open tubi app you will be SOOOO glad you did! 🌜📺✨🌗🌛✨🌠🌌🌗...

[@georgebrennan2576]

Hahaha yes that would of been good.

[@alfonsomarquez232]

Yeaaa

[@robertmackenzie4121]

They have

[@georgebrennan2576]

@@robertmackenzie4121 wasn't aware

[@jamalbenthall151]

I Know every word in every episode of the Honeymooners . Which is the best part because every episode is a treat.

[@robertdiotalevi285]

“Showing Not Blowing” Hankies....by Calvin Klein. 😂

[@newyorkjetsconnect4446]

23:37 "Dont forget the 50 minute lecture" goes down as not only Nortons best line ever...but my favorite in the entire series....and Ralphs reaction to it is classic

[@rickadelman2263]

The only other line in this category: "hey Ralph, mind if I smoke? "I don't care if you burn."

[@newyorkjetsconnect4446]

@@rickadelman2263 and sir you hit my all time #2 line....great one...i use it all the time and get strange looks mostly with the occasional crack up.

[@veronicagallo2035]

@@newyorkjetsconnect4446 I constantly use lines from the Honeymooners, almost on a daily basis 😃😆‼️ One of my personal favorites is Ralph saying "* Norton ,if you see men In white coats behind you ...RUN‼️...IT AiNT the Good Humor man 😆‼️* I use that one pretty✨🌛 consistently🌜😆😄😃🌛

[@rogerrendzak8055]

The other line is Ralph, saying to Norton, "when you see me coming down the street, move to the other side", and Norton says "when you come down the street, there is no other side" 😁!!

[@714cjp]

Ralph to Alice : “ Hire a maid ?! .. I can’t even afford YOU !”

[@littlerover8204]

That guy on the right was Ralph's telephone installer when Ralph got temporarily rich.

[@eloiseockert9233]

...became temporarily rich..

[@georgebrennan2576]

Norton is sensational

[@gilvogt4440]

Hard to believe this is one of just 39 episodes ever made....

[@eloiseockert9233]

There were many more but these were the best.

[@TheSecurityCamChannel]

One of my favorites. A true classic. My old man was a big Gleason fan.

[@4687878]

Uncle Leo is the Judge too ? Boy,..what would they do without Art Carney ?!

[@loristitt65]

The Honeymooners are the BEST!!!!

[@melissacooper8724]

The part where Alice and Trixie were wearing identical dresses reminded me of the time my sister and I wore identical t-shirts by accident when we were celebrating Mother's Day. We mostly got a laugh about it and we took a selfie of ourselves and texted it to our cousins!

[@onemorething100]

I think Audrey Meadows had a killer body.

[@billgale5568]

Pretty lady with a phenomenal personality

[@briangoldy8784]

I always thought Audrey Meadows was pretty......

[@deeb2021]

Me too.

[@ShurlockHolmes]

She was a fox

[@robertdemcher8403]

Yeah but I could never stand, Trixie

[@briangoldy8784]

She wasn't all that bad of an actress, an Not a Bad looking Lady..Not Pretty but so what.. This was Live TV an the Golden age of TV.. @@robertdemcher8403

[@danieleverett55]

She was gorgeous!

[@FloridaKeys7]

Reporter asks Ralph and Norton: When did you both become close friends? Norton: Oh about 150 lbs ago! 😂😂😂😂

[@cynthiasmith4130]

I ALWAY'S watch, The Honeymooner's, every day!!!!!!! What a great show, so glad you play it!!!!! Thank You!!!! 🥀🥀🥀🥀...2022...

[@danm9865]

That pose coming out the door.

[@sheldonhchambliss1385]

Lol

[@retroguy9494]

Some kids are big...some kids are small...fatso Kramden is the only kid who walks down the hall...wall to wall!

[@luisreyes1963]

Parma, Italy should make a ham just as huge. 🍖

[@waynej2608]

I die laughing at that pose.

[@raymondrocco8607]

Brutus had his Caesar , Kramden has his Norton lol

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[@healamonsterrevisited5778]

I love theses shows and never get tired of them. I am constantly quoting from the honeymooners at work with my coworkers. I can watch any of these clips 500 times and still laugh. My wife just don’t get it.😂❤😅😊

[@GLING17]

It can only happen to Ralph Kramden! The person he gets into an accident with turns out to be the one who will be giving him a safe driving award, plus he’s a traffic judge! LOL! 😂🤣

[@retroguy9494]

Oh no......this is exactly the kind of thing that would happen to ME too! Only unlike the judge, the person I would be involved with would NEVER admit fault and I would be blamed.

[@waynej2608]

@@retroguy9494 Don't forget the 50 minute lecture. 🤣

[@retroguy9494]

@@waynej2608 ROTF LMAO I've gotten one or two of THOSE from traffic court judges back in my younger days! 😂

[@woodpeckery]

YOU'RE A BLABBERMOUTH ! ! !

[@kathyflorcruz552]

Whats funny is that usually Alice & Trixie's dresses are attractive & pretty, even the day dresses. This dress looks like a Minnie Mouse knock off!

[@MrDa47ve]

Thank you for presenting these shows. They make me laugh....

[@loristitt65]

Nothing on tv compares with the Honeymooners!!!! Family Feud is supposed to be funny, but is DISGUSTING

[@IWillSayMyPeace]

Gleason's explosive anger is the best.

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[@kenw.1112]

THE ACTING IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE AWESOME!!! ITS LIKE YOU BECOME PART OF THE SCENE AND YOU FEEL THE EMOTIONS ,ETC! 10+ ACTING!

[@jonmcintosh2729]

Also when Norton said "a string of polopanies." And Ralph says "that's a string of polo ponies" hilarious.

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[@KMN-bg3yu]

"150 pounds ago" LMAO

[@rafaelsolorzano700]

The (you sneak]part was so funny...

[@donhancock332]

Boy the Wolf whistles for Audry Meadows!

[@michaeldixon4032]

The best show that revealed their friendship was when Norton was in an accident and went to the hospital. Right after they were in argument.."from this day on Norton, we are deadly enemies. When you see Mee coming down the street..Get on the other side!! When you're coming down the street, there ain't no other side!! LOL

[@eloiseockert9233]

Siggghhh...I felt it was when Ralph told his new friend, "It's one thing what I say about Norton, it's another how I feel."

[@frozengamer3030]

That's one big bow tie.

[@arganiaspinosa9122]

Indeed, Minnie Mouse would be jealous.

[@retroguy9494]

I think those dresses look cute as hell and they look SO adorable in them!

[@chalkbunt81]

"may I favor you with this little..ode?"

[@kravethedream]

23:46 The way the dude in the audience was laughing always had me dying laughing as a kid and 14 years later as a grown man that along with the 50 minute lecture with Ralph's reaction and Norton's flopping still has me crying after all these years

[@shivasirons6159]

My thoughts exactly!

[@whatusername4817]

That reporter named Mr. Martin is practically a regular on the show. He has been in many episodes, each time playing a different character, (dog pound clerk, Ralph's bowling partner, dad of kid Alice babysitted, etc.)

[@rtg4522]

The Photographer was in several episodes as well, he was the man who instaled the phone a couple of times, once when Alice became a babby sitter and another time when Ralph found the counterfeit money on the bus.

[@lisawilhelm8837]

The photographer was also on the dog food episode.

[@bornyesterday21]

Inspector General Busse, etc .... Hogan's Heroes

[@kreknigar]

He was one of the "tough guys" too. The one Ralph beat up in the bedroom.

[@whatusername4817]

@@kreknigar forgot about that one, thanks.

[@kdanny9973]

Today, the ending would have been this: judge meets Ralph and fines him. In the 50s people had decency and admitted if they be been at fault, very rare in today’s world! Loved the ending !

[@eloiseockert9233]

Why fine him?

[@nathanieldavis5231]

Love this show , on rainy days it s great !

[@shawneldridge4465]

I truly do you hope they showed a New Year's Eve and New Year's Day marathon of The Honeymooners. Yes I still enjoy watching them even though they've been around way before I was born or even thought of.

[@ronalddonner3396]

"You get into a bikini...etc."Ironic,who knew that this would come true one day?

[@eloiseockert9233]

???

[@ronalddonner3396]

@@eloiseockert9233 Trans "women" featured in S..I . & V.S.

[@clementconnolly6372]

Notice EVERYTHING is in the "top draw" !

[@sheldonhchambliss1385]

That dog joke is funny

[@georgebrennan2576]

150 pounds ago

[@foureyedchick]

Frank Marth was on several episodes of the Six Million Dollar Man.

[@loristitt65]

All the Honeymooners episodes are good, I know all of them word for word!!

[@peterhamlinhamlin8908]

Was 1955 when these first showed on the little round silver screen? Magic process unknown today.

[@paulpatane2439]

15:40. I love it. Its a plot.......

[@davidsmith1162]

Love Every Episode, Including This One. My Fab 4, Love Them 4 Life.

[@mickeybitsko1676]

Seen this a million times, and I start laughing, knowing it’s coming, before Norton says don’t forget the 50 minute lecture

[@VictoryOvrDepression]

Don’t forget the 50 minute lecture.

[@timmitzlaff8960]

Meetin all thee muckettee-mucks

[@michaelmohrle1773]

The only one where Ralph's misforutune comes out ok !!

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[@Eddie_Schantz]

This episode aired on May 19, 1956

[@vanrajsindha9918]

still refreshing!!!!!!

[@luckysol7486]

They're as captivating themselves nomatter what these two women wear ❤

[@rafaelsolorzano700]

They look like Bobsy Twins..

[@rafaelsolorzano700]

Judge Hurdle...famous for his 50 dollar fines and 50 minute lectures..

[@drbonesshow1]

Great show. The simpler the better. Not a lot of crap going on to take the focus away from the story.

[@briangoldy8784]

Exactly.

[@Marcuswelby-nx2te]

ph.d phony healthcare doc

[@drbonesshow1]

@@Marcuswelby-nx2te I'm a physics professor. Go label someone else with your bogus labels. BTW: Welby, you've been dead since 1976.

[@Marcuswelby-nx2te]

@@drbonesshow1 dont forget the 50 minute lecture stuck up boy

[@taylordav1]

Don’t forget the 50 minute lecture

[@robertdiotalevi285]

😂

[@richcharvel7162]

13:56 - "ALICE, WILL YOU SHUT UP??!!". I crack up every time I hear that. Classic episode.

[@sheldonhchambliss1385]

Sleep all day tomorrow lol sounds good a working man

[@kenmore01]

At least I can feel less guilty.

[@laurenceschwartz8606]

Don't fuhhget da fifty minute lecchah. Ha ha ha!

[@paleshelter4002]

I'm pretty sure, the guy Ralph ran into.. was on a couple of episodes of All in the Family, as an older wiser gentleman

[@waynej2608]

Wow, I'm surprised that he could actually get that much older.

[@freemarketjoe9869]

Great episode.

[@SHS854EVER]

I thank my late dad for getting me into this great show

[@robertjones1528]

Classic episode!

[@truwth]

Man, signaling a turn with your hand. These days, ppl can't even be bothered to flip the switch.

[@vanrajsindha9918]

signalling a turn with hand would be to much work for them with holding cellphone in one ✋hand

[@brucesmith9144]

These days people still use hand signals while driving ... they flip the bird.

[@fridperon9593]

Wow my friend just got an award and then had an accident .He's fine and it wasn't his fault but I had to send this .

[@MrDa47ve]

Predictable auto crash....still funny...

[@annikataufer5463]

I miss Jackie Gleason sooooo much and Audrey Meadows.Did somebody read the book The golden Ham which Jackie wrote?

[@billgale5568]

Audrey was phenomenal

[@cheaplaughkennedy2318]

Joyce Randolph is still alive , hard to believe ❤️

[@bernardm.3205]

cheap Why is it hard to believe there are thousands of people older than her!

[@cheaplaughkennedy2318]

@@bernardm.3205 approximately 286,000 people ages 95 to 100 with a population of over 330 million, I would call that a small percentage. What do YOU mean 🤔

[@bernardm.3205]

@@cheaplaughkennedy2318 Damn man I mentioned it shouldn't be hard to believe Ms. Randolph is still alive not get into an argument about the world population I feel sorry for the people around you!

[@cheaplaughkennedy2318]

@@bernardm.3205 if you perceive my statement as an argument than your one strange individual ,besides was it not you that first brought the issue up Sorry your were upset about my facts . Calm down and take an aspirin, it may help , wow .

[@retroguy9494]

Nothing hard to believe about that. She's 97. I have an uncle who turns 95 next month and is healthy and active. My own father turns 92 in about 7 weeks.

[@ghosttgirl9805]

Her dress looks better with out that rediclous looking black bow!

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