The Horrors of Incel Gooners

[@PapaMeat]

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[@quadzero6339]

I’ve reached goontosis 🕴️

[@kevinmunn666]

Not buying anything

[@grievous012]

My guy can you please tell me what song is playing at 0:45? I wanna work out to it

[@beancheez2905]

Nothing against füm, but this seems like the perfect video for bad dragon to be involved 🤭

[@Zero_likes_katanas]

Does füm have an age limit? Like is it nicotine / metal free

[@DKF_oli]

The curls are popping today, queen.

[@xxASOPWxx]

He’s serving

[@NotDr.Evil137]

Meaty is 8/10 👍 Those monstrosities are far beneath him

[@nagoogle8542]

I think he's like half Mexican or something

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

CRINGE

[@EmoRiverGirl]

Straight moggin on us with them curls

[@eeereeerie]

Social media has made young people's body dysmorphia so horrible

[@NotAdultingToday]

Not just young people but everyone. Social media is the worst thing to happen to humans.

[@tylersays-]

I've got a Facebook that an ex girlfriend made for me almost 20 years ago. I've never used it other than tracking a couple buddy's down over the years. I watch KZbin..and that's about the closest I get to the shit. Media already fucked everything up...social media took it to a new level.

[@Malphas38th]

@@tylersays-I started deleting all of mine. I seriously can’t handle the bullshit that’s constantly being spewed on there

[@npcimknot958]

@@NotAdultingTodayya its everyone.. i see more brain dead adults. ( not young like 50-60) on tiktok going brain rot dub.. its everyone.

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

This started way before social media. It's how beauty & hygene product companies make money. 🙄 And yes ofc, social media makes it worse.

[@shrimpyeah]

Hunter does not look weak and vulnerable infact he looks like he'd be an extremely violent serial killer from like the 70s

[@John-mf1sz]

😧😂

[@krisu3441]

You can say John Wayne Gacy

[@MELLMAO]

​@@krisu3441 nah, ethan has that title

[@Ryan-li8qc]

His name is Hunter

[@Bad.winter]

LMAO

[@yoda9518]

The canthal tilt sounds like a dance they did during the great depression.

[@cernunnos_lives]

Ok that's funny

[@bessarland592]

the fact that they rebranded basic hygiene and grooming (soft maxxing) just so that ppl wouldnt see it as gay or zesty is wild to me.

[@masterace9543]

Apparently a skin care routine is only something women do 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@gothghanistan]

You’d be surprised how unmotivated guys are

[@hikarisontheirlaststraw]

Toxic masculinity, lack of empathy, homophobia, transphobia, and racism is deeply, deeply ingrained in American male culture. They really need some more whimsy in their lives!

[@FelineVillain]

And yeat most men age way better than women because they specifically do not put the products that are supposed to stop aging but actually make it 10x worse.

[@serunato]

​@@FelineVillain since when do men age better lmao that notion is ridiculous

[@datanon3059]

"Starvemaxxing" Damn I feel old, back in the day we just called this anorexia.

[@geeekaaay5425]

no lmao only girls get that it’s totally different

[@davidwest6019]

its anorexia with a purpose

[@zeronotemo]

​@@davidwest6019 proana is a thing has been a thing for a long time. idk if I spelled that right

[@Vindicador01]

We incels are right,women have it so easy its infuriating

[@Toxic_tadpole768]

@vindicador1 honey no- if anything we're all fucked!

[@Gastrictuba]

I’ve been dwarfmaxxing for the past 3 months I’ve already lost 4 inches and grown a long beard

[@familyhessel6024]

How's the forge coming along and have you begun a hole for your mineshaft?

[@Gastrictuba]

@@familyhessel6024 ME AND MY DWAVEN BROTHERS HAVE JUST MOVED INTO A MOUNTAIN.

[@LateNightTableCo]

Are you a hammer or axe kind of dwarf?

[@Gastrictuba]

@@LateNightTableCo personally I use a hammer since it’s just a straight up good weapon good against armor and can easily crush one of those fucking knife ears, but its also good for mining

[@kalxek1462]

Hamaxe all the way, get the best of both worlds.

[@Euclasse]

Its very sad seeing people destroy themselves mentally or physically because they're not 'attractive enough'. Tons of guys at my school an old schools do this, some get results, some don't. I think that something a lot of people who do looksmaxxing dont understand is that looks aren't everything. Sounds like bs and sometimes i myself feel that way too, but if you pay attenion to the people around you or just think about it for five seconds, you will see that TONS of people who aren't considered 'attractive' are very happily married/dating and have long, healthy relationships. (Not true for everyone, of course.) I can almost 100% guarantee you that nobody who does looksmaxxing will ever be in happy relatonship. Relationships between people who consider attractiveness only are almost always over as soon as they start or so toxic it's actually disgusting. I see this all the time at my school. Ive never seen a looksmaxxer have a relationship last more than a few months. Even though my own opinion alone won't really prove anything, I have personally never been attracted to a single person who does the looksmaxxing stuff. Neither have my friends. All the people I have ever liked are people they would consider 'unattractive', but i dont. why? Because its a matter of preference and I don't obsess over looks in people. Anyone who is worth your time and worth your love will not put looks first. Very few people will make it with a pretty face and a disgusting, putrid, rotting attitude and personality. (Though sometimes it can't be helped because this trend damages people's mental health so badly they turn into completely different people.)

[@davidwagner6547]

why did you not get any likes you made the most sense 👍👍👍👍

[@puxtbuck6731]

So younger people have just become insane now right?

[@MarquisLeary34]

@@puxtbuck6731 Always have.

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

It's better to just accept being fugly and give up. I've shifted my focus elsewhere and now Im forklift certified. I may be alone but it doesn't matter because Im on a forklift. When you drive a forklift you can literally drive away from your farts. You can't do that in any other vehicle.

[@leroysanchino]

@@puxtbuck6731as a young person yes

[@ianmabry8120]

I miss when being a goon was a mob bosses crony

[@sacredsin7282]

Me too, my man. Me too…

[@mongrel_97]

WHAT'S A GOON TO A GOBLIN

[@chellbell4978]

Right

[@morgantodd3748]

Or a Batman villain's.

[@Windrake101]

....or was a wrestler.....who was also a hockey player.

[@dracotoy]

At the surface is genuine self care, and at the bottom is schizophrenia

[@munbrazeh6700]

and eating disorders

[@maraque16]

At the bottom is cannibalism, necrophilia, and suicide

[@NotAdultingToday]

Body dysmorphia for sure

[@enturnetrol7869]

The Internet is making people insane

[@4m4n40]

Brah

[@zenniththefolf4888]

I swear it really feels like people saw that one Spongebob episode with handsome Squidward and thought "maybe if I smash myself with a door, I can be 'handsome' too."

[@BoxOfToasters]

I think they forgot that that only applies to animated sea creatures.

[@pusheenqueen519]

Omg this made me choke on my root beer 😂😂😂

[@hannahshark8080]

Literally

[@LadyZeke]

That's hilarious!

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

Where do you think spongebob writers got that idea from? Prolly from the martial arts ppl & then the writers applied it to the face.

[@Sarklaser]

"Edging" definitely isn't a new word or concept by a longshot. 🤣🤣

[@chetmanley1885]

If you're edging there's definitely no longshot

[@Vindicador01]

We incels are right,women have it so easy its infuriating

[@Sarklaser]

@@Vindicador01 idk how that relates 😂Women edge too bro.

[@angelinacamacho8575]

@@Vindicador01 if you dont like your lot in life just change your gender

[@ejeamon]

@@Sarklaser especially when their dude cant make them bust

[@ryanpoe9791]

It's like they watched American Psycho and thought it was an instructional.

[@lizchesley6028]

Such an underrated comment. 😂

[@spusulri]

Hahaha! So true! They basically became fans of the character.

[@Meyer-gp7nq]

Bro he’s literally me

[@theucheao]

And he was not a character to be idolized

[@zachhatten7740]

Unironically because it IS.

[@DM-ee6pk]

girls used to do this on tumblr back in the day giving each other advice on how to starve yourself or throw up and criticizing each others thigh gaps and hip dips seems eerily similar to this both revolving around body dysmorphia

[@carlpanzram7081]

Right. It's a product of neurotic thoughts, which are traditionally more common in woman, but in the recent past men have become more neurotic as well. I would guess that the biggest difference between male neuroticism and female neuroticism lies in the tendency for men to be drastic and direct. Woman wear makeup and eat less. Men take human growth hormone and hit themselves in the face with a hammer. Much like how suicidal thoughts cause woman to attempt suicide through poisoning, but causes men to shoot themselves with a twelve Gauge. (or go on a killing spree ending in a suicide.)

[@planofattack6830]

Oh it's still on there, it's just under tags written as L33t, so they can get around censors. You can also just find these posts - you can just stumble across this shit

[@exzardoz3532]

and maybe with the same amount of misandry yet

[@pumacatmeow]

I can’t believe that’s a thing and they called it “starvemaxxing” of all things. Like call it what it is, anorexia

[@sohodholl]

They still do that, it's just a bigger community on twt now. Also it's mostly just a safe space to talk about their EDs, you don't see people spreading around tips as much anymore. That was about people who had genuine Eating Disorders/were mentally ill though... not really comparable.

[@Badoopadoo]

Bone smashing is literally what happened to Squidward when he turned handsome

[@kris8569]

Don’t forget about what my boy Sanji did to that one guy at sabaody lol

[@nisztp5956]

@@kris8569 oh my fucking god yes , the guy who got mistaken for Sanji lmaoooo

[@mattfenimore99]

*angry hunter voice* "WOMEN" 😂

[@barrytooth4306]

@@kris8569and the ramen CP9 agent

[@davidandrews5392]

Squids don't have bones

[@ConfessorCromwell101]

Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow and be Divided.

[@knodeway1826]

Looksmaxing sounds like the “fashion” people would do in warframe

[@JohnWickJovanovich]

Part 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnPaqIepiJd5fJI

[@Requiem9814]

We call it fashionframe lol

[@bowlofgrilledants]

if these guys could pay to do looksmaxxing like in warframe microtransactions would become macrotransactions

[@knodeway1826]

@@Requiem9814 you’re the reason ember prime was running for 1000 plat before the unvault

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

fashionframing is the best reason to play the game tbf

[@lydiabliss4473]

softmaxxing: basic hygiene looksmaxxing: pseudoscience hardmaxxing: plastic surgery

[@A_shay7]

Brilliant

[@AckMe321.5]

We are only on this life’s journey relative to ourselves Basic hygiene is borderline self indulgent Metro sexuality . Beyond obvious minimum standards of no Kaka, please.

[@MaddyBeck19]

Genuinely love the commitment to the incel bit while being straight up married

[@frenchtoast2319]

Married people are incels, bro.

[@SnakesBeSnaken]

Though there is an unfortunate side to the incel community that is married men that barely get any from their wives.

[@noahhecker6672]

@@SnakesBeSnaken if you’re married and still not getting anything you are the saddest of cases

[@Dontasticats]

@@noahhecker6672 spoken like someone that's never been married

[@hyenagore2982]

​@@noahhecker6672 Life gets in the way man, if you can't love someone unless ur fucking constantly that's on you.

[@theonlybilge]

6:44 The main reason you shouldn't mouth-breathe is because it's _bad_ for you: 1. It exposes your teeth and gums to too much air, which makes your mouth overly dry and weakens your teeth; 2. It makes your breath too dry and its temperature different from your internal temperature, while breathing in through your nose gives the air a greater opportunity to moisten and match your temperature; 3. It makes you more likely to get sick, because your nose hairs and nasal cavity don't get the opportunity to catch dirt and other particles, and that's in addition to the prior two points. 4. It can lead to other breathing and nasal/sinus problems like snoring and sleep apnœa. I wouldn't be surprised if it also contributes to congestion or septum issues, but I can neither confirm nor deny that, best to look it up yourself; 5. It can contribute to recessing of your chin which, yes, generally doesn't look great, but more importantly can misalign your teeth. Looking more _Sigmesque_ and _Chadlike_ are fine and all, but they shouldn't take priority over the actual health benefits as reasons for doing something.

[@bigboyo787]

Sensible comment

[@dplinehan4]

Ty Effort poast

[@SydneyStewart-d3f]

Anybody who's fallen asleep with a stopped up nose already knows the unpleasantness of mouthbreathing.

[@Meyer-gp7nq]

🤓

[@SydneyStewart-d3f]

@@Meyer-gp7nq A wild Mouthbreather appeared!

[@tomson_mcnutt1064]

Starve maxxing is just rebranded anorexia.

[@MelissaLawrence2002]

True. It's still in the name of looking pretty though!

[@GuyAMann]

In the early 2000's we called it Manorexia

[@ollytropics1735]

Wait for semi absortpion then pukemaxx the carrots so you dont absorb and caloriemaxx​@ThatGuy-bh9qh

[@vaenkhar7236]

​@ThatGuy-bh9qhI think in that case your meant to jelqmaxx the carrots instead

[@sohodholl]

Socially acceptable anorexia, because for whatever reason when guys like this are doing it it's okay

[@perevision]

This literally made me cringe, not “cringe” but literally cower away from the screen. Starve maxxing is like the Axe Body Spray of the “ana inspo” an***xic trend chats popular several years ago where women would edge each other to fast and reduce until they were often hospitalised. As a short person I thought of leg lengthening but my mom got scoliosis after breaking her legs in a motorcycle accident and it was just too scary. As for the others…brr. Going through this iceberg was like listening to an episode of Creep Cast. Wishing these men and all of us who have felt ugly or less in our bodies all the love, support and help.

[@luska5522]

...but thats what cringe means

[@michaelfass5943]

yeah, thats what cringing is?

[@bulkzkk5925]

Broke my arm in two places. Will likely never regain full stretch ability of the elbow. Breaking your bones on purpose is dumb

[@michaelfass5943]

@@bulkzkk5925 yeah you shouldnt break your bones on purpose that is really stupid good advice bruh

[@oldmoby489]

Why would you censor anorexic

[@Knishook]

In Australia we say someone is munted when they are extremely drunk. So hearing you explain munting is enough for me to petition our government to cut ties with America to protect our beautiful language and culture

[@brianeno608]

Yeah I use munted alot as an Aussie. Same with the C word, no idea what It was thought it was just a swear words until a yank pointed it out on tiktok.

[@jakeastside]

Isn’t it just autoerotic asphyxiation? Then again, most of the zoom terms are born thanks to microplastics and KFC.

[@daareondemon1899]

munting also mean throwing up from alcohol

[@grant1245]

In scotland a munter is a really ugly person

[@marquisdesade3025]

Such a beautiful word. “Munt”.

[@prettyevil6662000]

How do you carrotmax and starvemax at the same time, Papa? 7 pounds of carrots isn't starving!

[@wakkaseta8351]

* Bulemia has entered the chat *

[@scarlett6143]

thats about 1k calories and a week of having an orange tint to your skin

[@emzetkin1100]

Lemme put it this way: If you met someone who only ate 7 pounds of carrots a day, you'd know, because they'd be severely emaciated and bright orange.

[@grimarasikan8149]

eat only carrots and nothing else (don't actually you need protein lol)

[@alamax6546]

This went from “this feels unhealthy” to “this feels illegal!” way quicker than I expected. Then again, I wasn’t expecting it to in the first place.

[@nicpics6220]

For real bro went to rope pulling to munting

[@Vindicador01]

We incels are right,women have it so easy its infuriating

[@AmoaYuriyMonika]

​​​@@Vindicador01 Are you going to cry or something? First off, branding yourself as an Incel loser is doing wonders for your self esteem I bet... You're just victimizing yourself for stupid crap and that's why people don't like incels, have an ounce of self respect from the start at least.

[@sonyblank1487]

"I DONT LOOK WEAK AND VULNERABLE DOOD!" Said with the saddest, most abandoned and vulnerable puppy dog eyes.

[@naheleshiriki5496]

I actually like those eyes better than the supposed positive eyes. It genuinely makes you look friendly and approachable, not vulnerable. Those eyes are the eyes of someone I would ask to help walk me home, someone I would trust.

[@MikhailKalashnikov-re4qu]

@@naheleshiriki5496 no trust anyone they try to get you (insane murmurs)

[@Alex-on8yu]

@@naheleshiriki5496 A white knight you would never fuck with. If you looked for a strong man you would change your tastes.

[@Vindicador01]

We incels are right,women have it so easy its infuriating

[@Alex-on8yu]

@@Vindicador01 Even in english LMAO, no creo que estas publicaciones te sirvan de algo, mejor busca canales blackpill o inc3l en español para comentar y dar nuestro punto de vista, es importante persistir por si algo importante sucede.

[@JoeGambit-f2l]

There's already a word for starve maxing: anorexia. Next there will be barf maxing

[@SuperPal-tr3go]

It's really awesome how dudes have just started doing all the shit we used to rag women for. Men and women really are equal.

[@myth1c4lz]

Bulimia...

[@kayhaich]

Love how many different ways you can repackage eating disorders and mental health issues these days

[@SuperPal-tr3go]

@@kayhaich Really makes the future seem bright when we keep making the same mistakes but just with no names.

[@JoeGambit-f2l]

@qwerty37381 Fasting is ok. But, when you're obsessed with your looks, it turns into anorexia or bulimia

[@coldmoonlight6361]

When I was a young man, I saw my reflection in a spoon and thought "I'm really really good looking." But I can't be professionally good looking.

[@Zach-qo1on]

I know a dude who’s a incel who took the looks maxxing stuff to the extreme and actually got in shape and looks pretty good now, cleaned up nice and everything. Still can’t get a girl or fit in normally and still unpleasant, and it’s obvious what the problem is but he still blames everything on women and not his looks anymore but said it’s because he isn’t rich or famous lmao. At the end of the day, if you aren’t a pleasant person to be around nobody is gonna take you seriously and just avoid you. Incels just lack that basic understanding and social skills and it’s depressing but also it’s their own fault being stuck in that mindset

[@Teesquared00]

I think a lot of incels believe that changing their personality or attitude is tantamount to defeat or submission, and that if they become more affable or empathetic, the only women who will date them will take advantage of them or cheat on them because they're too "beta." In their minds, I think their mission to become a giga-chad is ultimately a mission to assert total dominance over all social interactions. Afterall, why would a dominant alpha need to change anything when they're so intimidating? In their minds, real men don't ask women to date, they become so alpha and desirable that women feel foolish for *not* being with them, regardless of their personality.

[@RatEatRat]

it's crazy how they cannot grasp the concept of be nice make people like you

[@SuperRat420]

I hopoe you're not friends with scum like that

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

S x work should be decriminalized & legalized so they get all that backed-up coom out of their system & it might help them with this.

[@thestraydog]

And it's a shame that a lot of guys then don't understand and get angry and bitter when they see a man that they perceive to have a lower social value in a healthy and rewarding relationship. They feel that they are owed that somehow and don't realize that they're the ones actually hobbling themselves

[@Mordikay211]

Granted I'm not a plastic surgeon but as a doctor; That's not how bones work and some of these is outright dangerous.

[@Demechanize]

thank you! lol

[@RadiganMonke]

I'm sure you're a doctor yes, look at all that proof!

[@MentholMinty]

Are*

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

Sounds like a doctor with low SMV 🤷🏽‍♂️ just sayin

[@huntersedlacek7495]

@@RadiganMonkeIf he was a Doctor I don’t think he would care to prove it to a random KZbin commenter.😂

[@loghanditheimperialdiehard8876]

I experienced something similar to starve-Maxxing in high school where I met a girl over the summer of my freshman year, it was clear she liked me, but rejected me for another boy who was more fit. I spent the next 5 months ‘starving’ myself, usually eating no more than 900 calories a day, and lost 50 pounds in 3 months. Not only do I think it stunted my growth but fostered a very unhealthy relationship with food that I carry to this day. What made things worse is once she saw the Instagram photos of my 5’10 120 pound self, she immediately reached out and we began a relationship, thus reinforcing my self-destructive eating behavior. The relationship failed after two years and I gained all the weight back and more within 5 years. I’d say my binge eating is worse now, and I literally have to take appetite suppressants to avoid breaking the bank with food purchases. I’m 5’11 and nearly 200 pounds at 22 y/o and I know I’ll be morbidly obese by 30 if I don’t fix something. A word to young folks: if you set out to improve, do it for you and nobody else.

[@UNDERCOVER_E]

God I relate heavily to this but my experience is a bit different. I spend my entire childhood fat, and then when I hit puberty I thinned out. Got depressed at 15 and went from 6’ 190lbs to 6’2 and 300 lbs by age 18. I spent the next 4 years between 275lbs and 310 lbs and when I turned 23 I decided I was sick of being obese (it was because of a girl as well) I basically starved myself exactly like you did 1000 calories or less a day for about 6 months, I got down to 220 and then got a bit less strict, eating about 1400 cals a day. Then I hit 200lbs, met another girl last November, and kinda stopped caring because she accepts me for me, and I basically went from anorexia back to binge eating and I need to stop because I’m starting to gain weight again. Like where is the balance and how do we find it? I really want to be normal and have a good relationship with food but my mind must be broken from trauma I experienced as a child (whole different story). Anyway sorry for writing an essay, I just related to what you said a lot and I think writing this stuff out can help. I wish you luck brother (or sister) and I do believe in us, we probably just need therapy but that shits expensive 😢

[@Frithonor]

5'10 and 120 pounds is borderline anorexic for a male.

[@ThecultofCon]

Your problem is women, not food. Your mom was probably not very warm or loving and because you didnt grow up observing healthy women and healthy male/female relationships you have a very unhealthy view of what those relationships should look like.

[@Breezy_Peezy]

​@@Frithonor starving yourself is by definition anorexia

[@xelanoxin]

Workout

[@MowMowCreations]

I heard a guy unironically say that women have never had such high standards set on them. Made my brain short circuit. Homie has never read a history book.

[@PapaLantern]

Hunter: "if you have unhealthy habits-" Me: "skip" Hunter: "-you're gay." Me: "oh.."

[@vaenkhar7236]

Aww

[@warbossgegguz679]

"I got news for ya: that means ya gay!"

[@megahobbit5972]

He got you! Ha!

[@Vindicador01]

We incels are right,women have it so easy its infuriating

[@PapaLantern]

@@Vindicador01 what??

[@moltenamethyst]

first time i saw the term “ropemaxx” used was in a discord server where someone told another person to do it during an argument. no one had any idea what it meant when it was used, but when we found out, it literally became an inside joke of the server. shit is bonkers

[@traionjones711]

Discord is for kids.

[@vaenkhar7236]

​@@traionjones711were all kids, you included

[@DabsOnDabs]

@@traionjones711having this mindset about things that keep you connected will actually make you more lonely.

[@davidwagner6547]

@@DabsOnDabs Damn right 👍

[@ryanco771]

I grew up going to Shriners hospitals for children for leg straightening and lengthening as a kid. Let me tell you meat… it does hurt. These guys are crazy for doing that big of a height change

[@ianflanders5096]

Pretty sure the only thing "squitmaxxing" will accomplish is warping your cornea until you're legally blind.

[@caidalee1994]

I gasped out loud at the explanation of munting, then immediately hated the fact that my mouth was open while something like that was being said.

[@reinasherman8009]

I really really hope people aren't doing that.

[@OhPhuckYou]

You'd think the juices would be salty, but they tend to sweeten as they age. I prefer a fine 18 day aged munting specimen.

[@warbossgegguz679]

I feel like it's something made to mock these people rather than a genuine thing (even though I'm sure there are people who have done it unfortunately). Sort of like how "Sigma male" stuff spawned to parody alpha culture, where you're a deliberately immoral idiot, contrarian, narcissistic sociopath, etc. and it's presented as desirable. Also, the idea that someone would drink embalming fluid out of a corpse's genitals as some indescribable means of improving their appearance is so hilarious and stupid to me that I can't imagine it was spread around in good faith or genuinely.

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@OhPhuckYou im seeing this before I even know what it is and I'm very confused. Will let you know when I find out edit: ...I don't wanna be here no more

​@@reinasherman8009, I'm sure it's an urban legend. Like playing Soggy Biscuit... every teenage boy knows what it is but nobody's ever actually done it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@squibbs5828]

Looks maxing is intelligence minimizing

[@Dcgraner]

There are only so many attribute points to distribute. . .

[@matt6223]

Wanting to be attractive makes you dumb?

[@cvrsemark9120]

And it's insecurity maxing.

[@YoutubeSucksEggs]

Self improvement isn’t bad

[@deadlock_problem]

Person goes to the gym and diets You: intelligence minimizing what do you mean by this

[@lukewhitney2210]

Can't believe I was just mogged by Hunter...

[@LuisSierra42]

I was edged just now

[@vapinggranny2474]

Have you even eye socket maxxed ur cantil tilt enough to mog back?

[@davidwagner6547]

@@LuisSierra42 🤣😂

[@arguekayes]

The Canthal Tilt workouts are funny cos the muscles around the eyes are already really strong, since they’re working a million times a day. It’s like taking Vitamin C pills and drinking Oj, the extra shit becomes redundant and is wasted.

[@Stierenkloot]

None of these things work besides surgery. And maybe the chewing gum but you’re better off just eating solid unprocessed foods a rule

[@officernealy]

I never (purposefully) did any of these but 5 years ago I accidentally starve maxxed myself. I was pretty overweight, had no confidence, and didn't want to be made fun of on my trip to Japan as the fat foreigner so I went on this, in hindsight, shockingly dangerous crash diet/workout routine hybrid. I saw results quick and I got incredibly arrogant so I kept going further & further with it until by the end of that year I lost over 93 lbs. (42 kg) and started resembling a skeleton with skin. I'm much healthier now, in fact I'm pretty muscular, but I learned that the sexiest maxxing you can do is learning to love yourself and know that you are loved despite your flaws. Once you unlock that mindset everything else will come from looks to dating to wealth, etc etc.

[@kevindoran9389]

acceptingyourselfmaxing

[@munbrazeh6700]

A lot a looksmaxing is dangerously close to eating disorder and thats fcking worrying

[@itsmikobe7465]

Beautiful

[@xaixn.]

thats called anorexia

[@officernealy]

@@munbrazeh6700 Agreed and it's why I think one of the best tools you can have whenever you begin a quest for self-improvement is to have a good support network. I don't regret losing the weight but I do regret how I did it because if I just asked my family & friends for guidance maybe I wouldn't have thought the only way I could have achieved my goal was to eat only 1100 calories a day while working out 2 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[@miramoon219]

My friend did the carrot thing. He didn’t look tan, he looked liked he had jaundice (liver failure) cuz he was straight up yellow

[@Malphas38th]

My mom used to be a children’s doctor and a mother with her young son came in to see her one day and the little boy was straight up orange. He just loved carrots and would eat them with every meal + snacks. No tan there lol

[@Sirawxy]

lmao exactly carrot yellow is not a healthy colour 😂 the colour of sickness actually

[@mazikeenn29]

Papa: if you're a woman GET OUT, GET THE HELL OUT Me: " *shakes head* " IM HERE TO STAY

[@jc6800]

Same 😂

[@bardofboars7226]

Heads plural? You a hydra?

[@littlejunkettes4122]

​@@bardofboars7226Any species can watch :)

[@CatmintJelly]

@@bardofboars7226 Hydra, nah. We're gorgons.

[@jangofett796]

that just means your one of dah bois

[@TouchedByTysm]

I legit panicked when he yelled, “GET THE HELL OUT” at 3:25. I was driving and almost jumped out of my moving vehicle.

[@arxidiax2arxidiax276]

Poohniverse? Nah we in the GOONIVERSE with this one

[@trashboat115]

Underrated comment

[@Smigsmacker]

This comment deserves a pin and if it doesn't get pinned I'm going to threaten to unsubsidized to this channel fr

[@bigthunder7002]

😅

[@nomad1517]

Fun fact: It was insanely hard for christian bale to prepare for American Psycho. I think he even said somewhere it was his best physique he ever had. Now he doesn't mess with extreme body transformations because of how it's affected his health in the long term.

[@davidwagner6547]

i can only imagine

[@STAWTEREHWYREVE-dx7si]

Tom Hanks had diabetes after CASTAWAY. Doing that to your body constantly will mess it up forever, no diet can change that.

[@sweezlesquee]

I think that rule must of been instituted after The Machinist.

[@Pilps]

I can safely say I think I grew up in the best time period for the internet, Late 90s early 2000’s was such a unique and beautiful time.

[@evanabbott2737]

Yep, right before MySpace and the rest of the avalanche .👍

[@SuperRat420]

I would have rather not seen so much childporn and suicides and gore, though. It was really popular in the mid 00s to post shock images where they don't belong

[@Scarshadow666]

Same here!

[@Scarshadow666]

⁠@@SuperRat420 Yeah, out of some of the older Internet/social media stuff that was around at the time, shock content/jump-scare videos are not ones I miss either. Same with those old exploitation videos of people, like the ones where people would film someone with tourettes or having an episode and people filmed it to exploit them. Even though there was a lot of great stuff that came with the freedom to post/say/do anything online, people exploiting and mistreating each other is sadly an aspect of early Internet/social media history that I think is too easily forgotten... 0_0

[@johnbean4615]

Didn’t expect to see you here, love the shogun 2 videos

[@funkydunkas101]

13:25 this whole story is body dysmorphia, the ideal body you want is unobtainable and you will always want more.

[@sweezlesquee]

These guys are often trans haters. Which to me is hilarious. They "identify" as masculine attractive men. They have to learn how to talk, hold themselves, and they take hormones lol.

[@PK-Radio]

I don’t know what lookmaxing is and I think I want to keep it that way

[@JohnWickJovanovich]

Part 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jnPaqIepiJd5fJI

[@nickhess1702]

You gotta start mewing ASAP brother or you're gonna be jelqmaxxing to make up for it

[@Daniel_Plainview_1911]

Did you see the same title as me?

[@lullaby8431]

I became a man so i could watch this vid for you papa

[@MatthewGill-nv4tb]

Same team

[@oliviawalakovits7280]

As a fellow member of the 'now old' club, I appreciate you giving definitions of what the heck I'm seeing in some sectors of the internet.

[@drewgoin8849]

I honestly believe that I was a happier person before I learned all these cursed expressions.

[@Erucus]

I’m 20 and this shit is kinda obscure to me I knew most of the stuff in the video but there were a few that are newly learned thanks to meat

[@blvckphillip3917]

Edging isn't always gooning... But gooning is always edging.

[@paintedfingernail2308]

Goonmaxxing

[@Vindicador01]

We incels are right,women have it so easy its infuriating

[@blvckphillip3917]

Gooning isn't the answer. But I have a girlfriend, so I'm part of the problem.

[@clownworld4655]

@@Vindicador01you’ll get over it eventually buddy

[@4nd4s]

this is backwards

[@imkayjaylea]

Munting is a term in Australia that forever has meant "to throw up", so you'd be like "He's had to much to drink so he'll probably munt." No one really uses it in a sentence like that, but you get the picture. And "Goon" is what we call 'boxed wine' here in Aus.

[@Burkutace27]

I have lived long enough to see deranged internet subcultures destroy our nation's language.

[@HuffHorsepower]

I actually had my right leg lengthened over 2.5 inches due to a pre-existing birth defect; I can indeed confirm it's extremely painful. If you think that's painful, imagine having to clean open wounds where 8 large metal rods pierced thru the skin and drill directly into the bone... twice a day. Plus, the sheer growing pains of accelerated limb growth coupled with the pain of having a metal, external halo fixation device on my right femur, made for daily pain that almost caused me to blackout everyday for over a year. Please, never do the procedure unless absolutely necessary for your health.

[@Diamondr11Blue]

I've helped a family member recover from TWO knee surgeries. Not worth it!!

[@shimo7013]

but you can go from below average height to average height. its totally worth

[@whinybritches]

​@@shimo7013 This comment is so f'ing sad

[@fleshcandy2]

Watching people pull at their skin around their eyes makes me cringe sooo bad. Whatever effects you get will be temporary but the wrinkles you give yourself are forever baby.

[@carlpanzram7081]

I let a medical professional skin me and then sew the gaps back together so I can look PERFECT!

[@bertramusb8162]

@@carlpanzram7081 as god intended.

[@adrianrabe2099]

Haircuts are also temporary

[@paulogaspar8295]

so you are acknowledging how stupid it is to think that pulling your skin around your eyes is going to change it's shape, buy then you actually defend bad believe it changes your skin.

[@anneliselim602]

​@@paulogaspar8295the shape of your eyes are determined by your bone so yeah only surgery can change that, or at least filler. Skin gets wrinkles with age and many other factors including stretching it.

[@Kittiekonfuzed]

I feel so sorry for anyone who falls into this trap, the fact people prey on men's lack of self confidence like this is disgusting

[@Mothdoodlez]

Absolutely.

[@NotAdultingToday]

Social media has made so many things worse

[@spacepan]

It's really the trad/masc "self help guru" and pua's who are doing this. People who minimize incel issues by suggesting there isn't a serious disparity in lookism directed at men vs women, that it's all in men's heads and they just need a shower and the right attitude, are part of the problem Anti-incels generally have nothing to contribute to any conversation on gendered issues. At this point, dismissing the black pill is even more embarrassing than believing in the pay gap

[@bubliverman8007]

It's the same as the ones taking advantage of women's lack of self confidence too like they just take advantage of our literal deep inner thoughts yo. Stuffs gotta stop

[@TheSeventhOutlaw]

Males: *sobbing at their fate* Females: First time?

[@Cyrelltheghosthunter]

You are absolutely killing it with all the maxxing king

[@kakenboltorcher]

when i was a child i had unintentionally caused the orange glow thing bc i liked carrots. it was really concerning to my parents obviously, and my primary doctor saw it and immediately had to come back from vacation to help. I wouldn’t recommend doing this whatsoever.

[@npcimknot958]

Vitamin a overdose.

[@LikaLaruku]

I had a neighbor with a little girl who believed that Loony Runes would never lie about what animals ate. She fed her rabbit nothing but carrots & it turned into an Oompa Loompa.

[@kakenboltorcher]

@@LikaLaruku lmaooo funny enough when i was 5 i tried to be like the Tasmanian Devil and started running in circles to create a twister, but I ran into a wall and cracked my head

[@NeonValleys]

Idiot you coulda been an ultra Chad.

[@ManDogBearPig]

You were fine jeeez .. just ahead of the curve #staymewing

[@lucixm]

It's terrifying how the words gooning and edging were said so fast in this video

[@Everfree12]

Did he watched some sleep deprived episodes?

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@Everfree12shut up

[@egguw]

Watching Charlie jelqing that banana was actually haunting

[@fiftyyearoldjosephhileman4543]

I absofuckinglutely love the contrast between your normal voice and yelling voice!

[@aitorleal4676]

the fact that hunter is deffinitely more atractive than most looksmaxing influencers and he STILL gets told that he's "Statistically unatractive" is BEWILDERING to me.

[@fucker3883]

He really is tho

[@whenwhatwherehow5678]

Right?? There’s a certain quality about him. Not just his great personality and humor.

[@JS-ol4dx]

U gay

[@oliveraddison6143]

@@JS-ol4dxyes i am and hunter is hot

[@stephannahmed7918]

bro ur tweaking he is at most a 4 but he would be good looking if he lost some weight

[@zacharybare6967]

I love how you had Kurtis' looksmaxing video when his was basically proving it's all bs and more photoshop than actual results but he did pussy out and not use the hammer

[@Sunburnedhalo]

They’re friends irl; he definitely used it humorously

[@03GucciWolf]

we need to bring back that short italian dude who use to make vids telling dudes to just buy a leather jacket as dating advice

[@mitchvechart7164]

Alpha M? 😂

[@serbu4169]

“What’s up gentlemen! Today…we’re gonna talk about mewing, but first!…(tiege hanley promo)”

[@candicefrost4561]

Leather jackets are hot

[@Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes]

​@@candicefrost4561 leather pants 😭

[@stefs7141]

I mean he's not wrong

[@jonathanisgreat]

15:33 notice how the guy who got the surgery started smiling less and less and the other dude is more. Probably saw the recovery process

[@thething2723]

The starvemaxxing thing genuinely makes me sad. Thats just anorexia guys.... and its already so prevalent in wrestling circles.

[@0x_hackerfren]

Brah. That is the opposite of gains doe. Doesn't everyone just call you a pussy?

[@codyduignan4266]

I highly doubt a bunch of wrestlers are running around making themselves vomit, but I could be wrong

[@rockingbalboa6025]

​@@codyduignan4266 that is bulimia, anorexia is restriction.

[@codyduignan4266]

@@rockingbalboa6025 shit, my bad. I still can't see a bunch of wrestlers doing it. I know they do extreme cuts for comps, but I wouldn't classify that as anorexia

[@flyingstonemon3564]

​@@codyduignan4266 It kinda is similar to what runway models already do though, not to forget the oh so dangerous drying if they ever feel like showing off the muscles, real unhealthy, I feel bad when contracts get them to do this for movies already but imagine the pressure...

[@selfshotproductions]

Gua Sha is actually somewhat useful in that it clears your lymph nodes and sinuses... when you do it right. It's not a magic bullet for the jaw line, but it can help you if you're too gooey in the head zone. (that's a technical term.)

[@aldranzam3456]

massaging with the fingers or any cold stone works the same tho,

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

I would very much like to be less gooey yes.

[@stefs7141]

It can help with headaches as well.

[@IneptOrange]

Epic dysmorphia moment, but it has black and gold packaging with a picture of a dumbbell or something so you know it's for men

[@justicebrothers7881]

19:53 4 OUNCES OF NUT??!! 🥜 that’s technically 8 tablespoons, 24 teaspoons, 120 mL, or a QUARTER POUND of NUT! … that’s wild.

[@davidwagner6547]

🤏🍆👀🥶😭😭😱😨🤬

[@lunalubanski6284]

Looksmaxing is basically just a makeover. Its like when dolls for boys are being called "Action figures" instead of just dolls, like they are for girls.

[@clarkmichaels822]

As always, it´s the men who are most obsessed with masculinity that are the most fragile.

[@glitchedoom]

A makeover for people who can only understand things in video games terms.

[@spencerdunn6933]

I'll never get over that it worked. If I put a Hawaiian shirt on him, it's Ken. A military vest and now it's GI Joe. If it's a jungle mission, don't even have to change the shorts. I think a lot of little boys just wanted to play with their sister's toys. I remember a cousin once showed up with a GI Joe and a whole box of accessories. Didn't make it the weekend before we ridiculed it right into the trash. His parents were less happy he was throwing away his new Christmas gift but I think deep down they knew we saved him. I don't even think it's a gay thing. I think a little boy playing with dolls is one step away from pluckin' parts off bugs. And we all know what type of movie gets made bout that kid.

[@corporatecapitalism]

@@spencerdunn6933whar?

[@iKnowaNoah]

​@@spencerdunn6933 what is blud yapping about

[@malevolentghost5734]

I genuinely gagged at the munting part. I was at work dyde 💀

[@ericpettyfishing]

I really like how dedicated you were to the lingo. As a 4chan man, I have been reading these shit threads for years now. You really did your due diligence

[@thatonedudebutwho9919]

"as a 4chan man" Get your tourist ass outta here

[@McsmithersMysteryFiles]

16:30 nah that's called the "handsome Squidward effect"

[@kingcosworth2643]

That dude that went from 5'3" to 5'9" still has his little Trex arms

[@henotic.essence]

Arm lengthening surgery dropping when???

[@lead_tv]

@@henotic.essence arm lengthening surgery is already available. It's basically the same technique as the leg one but for your arms

[@kevinmunn666]

What a space stretch

[@InsanityPlusOne]

T rexes are the goal.

[@Broken_Soul94]

We all know t rex is ultimate sex appeal

[@pmn7544]

As someone who struggles greatly with DIAGNOSED Somatic OCD, What a great way to induce Somatic OCD in teenagers! It's a Type of OCD that focuses on all this stuff. (Including how you breathe, blink and swallow, its different for every1) This is how I started, doing facial "exercises" to try and change my face. If you're not already mentally ill it's very rare to develop severe somatic OCD, but shit like this is a mental death sentence to those who are vulnerable! The Dysmorphia is going to be insane 😭🙏

[@carlpanzram7081]

Everything that increases neurotic throughs will have that effect. You can take a perfectly healthy person and just make them incredibly anxious and pessimistic and then they will automatically show patterns of behavior we associate with certain pathologies. Negative self thought is the most prominent one. If took someone perfectly healthy but you manage to make them only think negatively about themselves, they will instantly act extremely mentally ill. Since everything you experience is a product of yourself in a way, and everything around you is seen by you only as it exists relative to you, if you hate yourself, EVERYTHING becomes a source of anguish. When I was feeling my worst, even seeing a happy couple enjoying their life on a beautiful day would cause me to want to end it. Like, seeing a pretty butterfly would make me incredibly sad.

[@CountlessPWNZ]

thats not real.

[@iilikecereal]

I took severe psychic damage with every new item listed

[@Burialofagod]

Psychological **

[@iilikecereal]

@@Burialofagod I'm referencing a meme and my usage of the word "psychic" was very deliberate, thank you.

[@Burialofagod]

@@iilikecereal i took severe psychic damage from reading your reply

[@iilikecereal]

@@Burialofagod grow up lol

[@whinybritches]

​@@Burialofagod u ok bro? Seem very sensitive

[@argosvinandi5064]

The natural chads who just do push ups every other day: Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power!!

[@mikaelfakhoury5208]

I almost spit my food out when you said “I remember when I had to move from XXL to XXXL…sad day, sad day” thanks for the relatable humor

[@alexdewerth5675]

Finally an educational video to describe what the actual f*ck is happening on social media

[@benasay8279]

That first drawing demonstrating the belt technique looked like a Titan from Attack on Titan 🤣🤣🤣

[@IAmNumber4000]

Really the second layer to the incel problem is that they’re extremely lonely and ALSO they think there’s only one way to have an intimate relationship with another person.

[@prodbytarantino]

The belt pulling sketch looks like something from a lost episode of Beavus and Butthead💀

[@FACEL1FT]

Bro fr😂

[@aznboy131]

As an orthodontist, I'll tell ya it's not much better than some of the illustrations I've seen for old articles on headgear lol

[@bentramer682]

Beavis has a Chad Jawline anyway. I bet they could make an episode of butthead getting fed up with it and trying to fix his jawline only to have the episode end in them punching each other

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

@@bentramer682 xD

[@ffejgib]

Canthal tilts sound like something straight outta eugenics.

[@crispypoliticians6180]

It has roots in eugenics

[@Wrath_of_the_bagel]

the majority of lookmaxing his based in eugenics

[@ISHIDDEDANDFARDED]

Gee I wonder why, really does activates my almonds.

[@Pollosabbia]

@ISHIDDEDANDFARDED kek

[@AmiriTheGrey]

I'm assuming you mean phrenology, but yeah, it's all the same garbage

[@TheMacabeak]

I have eaten without issue during many Justin Whang videos, but that description of munting made me almost hurl my snack

[@johnsalazar121]

10 years ago i was eating a metric ton of carrots because i was told theyre good for your vision and i wanted night vision

[@zone_braker]

Bonesmashing is literally Squidward taking the door to the face LOL.

[@ToastMr]

The whole "munting" was surprising, not because of the content, but because when I was a kid, it was called "strafing" and it was mostly even a thing in the same way telling someone to look up blue waffle. Its gross, and it makes the person go out of their way to actually look it up

[@CatCrowCo]

I always heard it called corpse munging. Still gross af.

[@L337Dratini]

I wonder if people buying into this realize that it's mostly camera tricks (if not plastic surgery) - you don't even need filters for most of these "drastic changes", just some strategically placed lighting and camera angles with a different facial expression.

[@Zayindjejfj]

This isn't very Mog of you.

[@sprolyborn2554]

Curious how you plan on pulling that off during the in-person date.

[@madiemakes]

Fun Fact! You can overdose on vitamins, so be careful with the carrot intake! Someone died from Vit A overdose because he drank too much carrot juice. lol

[@donovanhenry6613]

Did our ancestors think we would ever end up spending countless hours trying to deform ourselves for social approval. What a weird time to be alive

[@blcksvvan]

yes. it's been a thing since we evolved to walk on 2 feet

[@mileshill7196]

Do you think they didn’t? Look into corsets and foot binding.

[@Malphas38th]

@@mileshill7196good point

[@BababooeyGooey]

It amazes me how people will think our ancestors were unfathomably stupid (like people seeing a train film to the first time and fleeing because they thought it was real; that never happened.) While on the flip side they're say shit like, "wow I bet our ancestors NEVER did the stupid things then like we do now." (they did). Human behavior has not changed since time immemorial; only the technology we use to communicate these behaviors.

[@tylergaye5457]

Yes because they also did exactly that. Tattoos/scarification and piercings have been a thing for 10s of thousands of years and it used to be MUCH more risky to do it, back when a minor infection could ruin or end your life.

[@yuribezmenov1552]

The instant change to "prey-face" and that *stop* Is too perfect

[@teleotto]

Reminds me of the morning routine in American Psycho.....

[@ciaociara]

8:48 I had this done under my dentist’s supervision when I had braces. It was a spacer that literally pushed the top part of my jaw apart. I have a little valley where my bones were separated 🩷

[@KdogTop]

It’s been 1 day since I watched this and already my vocabulary for basic grooming has been irreparably altered. Thank you papa.

[@Glowstikc]

Edging

[@michaelp9238]

The audio was incredible. Well done you sick man.

[@AdamIshak01]

I’m not even 27 yet and I don’t understand more than half of what’s being said and why. This Gen Z Shakespeare feels like a tumor forming in my head. I feel like my father having a mid life crisis and I haven’t even lived to the mid yet. I loved the Kurtis Conner shout out though! His mogging mug shot has been going viral and is pretty much in every look maxing commentary video. Good for you Kurtis, we proud :)

[@vaenkhar7236]

Well I'm early twenties so I'm technically part of the very first gen Z members and I can tell you that I lost it too at a point, but hey whatever the time period or the community there were always strange new, discutable terms and concepts everywhere, especially when your young. Moral of the story : *brain rot is inescapable!*

[@universeslap]

​@@vaenkhar7236Aren't genZ born 97-2012?

[@vaenkhar7236]

@@universeslap yeah more or less, early genZ I would say it start at 2000 but on any case I'm a young adult so I'm definitely a part of the first ones

[@Diamondr11Blue]

Someone sounds old

[@silverhand861]

I wonder if papa has ever considered singing in rock/metal. His screams are epic

[@hozic9929]

zoolander ruined us

[@HeathenFitness]

Lmao seriously

[@dublev78]

Blue Steel

[@tuckerprice5521]

Ya. Isn't anything in life more worthwhile than looking really, really, really, really good?

[@Ohhhwehere]

@@tuckerprice5521 dont you mean ridiculously good looking? 🤣❤️

[@MadastheHatter13]

​@@Ohhhwehere*_okay Matil._*

[@bobjones2187]

When you got to ropemaxing I was surprised you didn’t mention all the “core” stuff like hopecore and corecore, but then I remembered that the internet slang rabbit hole is practically endless. It’s just crazy how words that came out of different internet subcultures end up overlapping pretty often

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

This is nothing new, really! Preying on people's insecurities is a recurring "trend"! Women and men were always a target of the cosmetic and fashion industry and brands! Magazines with their "advices", advertisements, tv shows, celebrities selling make-up or fitness products or video tapes, etc! But with social media, everyone can give themselves an "expert in X" title. Remember all the youtube gurus like Jeffrey Star or the Hi Sisters guy? And now new scammers are trying to cater to every niche, disfranchised group! The more vulnerable the target group is, the more successful they are in tricking them! It's actually sad how we're celebrating diversity but are even more cruel judging everyone who's actually diverse and have difficulty finding a place in society, and easy prey to those who just want to take advantage of them!

[@Scarshadow666]

My thoughts as well! It's unfortunately true that there have always been people that have used other people's insecurities to control them/the population sadly. Another negative thing is the environment impact too, like how a bunch of birds died so that some royalty back in the 1700's could wear them in their hats (and I think it was because Marie Antoinette or some other people of royalty started it as a trend).