The Human Hunting Spider GROWTH and ADAPTATION in Infested

Is there anything worse than spiders? Well Anglerfish is a great contender but spiders are a close second. In the events of "Infested" a man would unwittingly bring home a spider that is beyond what normal French spiders are. After adapting to hunt humans, this in turn leads to a fight for survival. But how did they get this way? Let's discuss that in todays episode!
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[@RoanokeGaming]

If this movie doesn't activate your almonds I really don't know what will lol thank you for watching! If you would like to support the channel: www.roanokemerch.com

[@elusive-osmium]

Ever thought about selling a Roanoke beanie?

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

not sure if i would have said ''reality realy is what one makes it'' but i get the gist of it as language developed to convey emotions and social dynamics first and biology second but its facenating how consciously 'inspiring' what 'perception/algorithms' a person wants their brain & body to 'run on' can influence how their bodies handles stuff as if slotting in a select usb of sub routines for the hardware though... ever seen spider behaviour vs things of their own size or smaller ? specially 'hunting spiders' or 'new born' that kills whole birds as swarms ...yee... giant ones surging out like an alien swarm i honestly find far more plausible for giant versions then i wish i did

[@Caesar_1415]

Lol we need to find a new planet to live on Roanoke lol lol

[@sethmorgan4031]

Watching this video cursed me as while watching, I found a very tiny spider crawling across my shirt

[@Caesar_1415]

@sethmorgan4031 oopsie lol lol

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I don't know if it's true but I heard a fun story about spiders. There is an episode of Peppa Pig that teaches children not to be so scared of spiders because they remove pests and the vast majority are harmless to humans. This episode is not permitted to be shown in Australia because everything there will kill you. Spiders included.

[@critter_guy2197]

XD

[@Elysium4]

Even the ants want to kill you. Bulldog ants are three inches long with a set of trapjaws that can draw blood, with venom that has killed at least three people in the last century. Three people might not sound like a lot, but considering the fact it successfully put down three healthy adults they're not to be messed with.

[@tymothyyoung1530]

Hahahaha 😆 poor Mister Skinny Legs .though I can totally understand the reason why. In Australia Mister SkinnyLegs might kill a small child.

[@HashknightGaming]

They should make one for Australia where the spider is very dangerous. 😂

[@Dherkin_McGhurken]

@@HashknightGaming Just have a normal episode but a giant spider shadow covers the group, cut to commercial break and after they're all cocooned like Aliens. End the episode with no talking, screaming or noise other than one of the cocoons twitching.

[@unofficial_computer]

I now imagine that a comically large spider had wire cutters and a hard hat when they were "cutting the power."

[@Hivedragon]

Hah, Gremlins.

[@unofficial_computer]

@@Hivedragon Thank you!

[@karinalumen9722]

I perter a tech savy spider with a half empty bottle of orange soda by the keyboard “cutting the power”

[@unofficial_computer]

@@karinalumen9722 He just pours Fanta on it.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@unofficial_computer”apply liberally”

[@WorldWalker128]

This movie is like a bizarre tabletop one-shot and EVERYONE is both devoted roleplayers and failing their intelligence checks!

[@kathrynck]

haha, that's most movies though, especially horror films.

[@nicoleb695]

Absolutely. I even pictured the dice rolls lmao

[@anglepsycho]

Funny thing is I had a spider housemate that was so chill that he not only let me take a picture of him but he ate every single pest known in our yard the entire year and never let a female in the burrow he made in our wall. I miss him so much.

[@metalboy8934]

That was a smart spider... He knew the moment a female would come into his life, she would want a bigger burrow with a better view. He already was set with HELL NAW! 😂😂😂 What a chad.

[@anglepsycho]

@metalboy8934 His burrow is still in that hole in our wall by the way, nobody took his spot. I think the community knew.

[@lolicongang.4974]

Virgin for life that lad.

[@smallmanz]

Yknow that coulda been a female, depending on the species, more often then not the males are small and temporarily have webs before chasing the pheromones of a female to mate. Then again not every spider species has said process

[@bigguy6570]

"Smoking marijuana can start the process of schizophrenia" "There are actually spiders living in your walls"

[@jaylee9552]

Wait wait.... wait .... ah is that schizophrenia thing true? 😐 I'm ah asking for a friend lol

[@LaCokaNostra_]

⁠@@jaylee9552yes it is. Unlikely, but very much so true

[@kathrynck]

@@LaCokaNostra_ Well, there 'are' spiders in your walls, attic, craw-space, room corners, windows, etc. It's just that they're not "out to getcha" (unless you're in Australia, then all bets are off, and schiziphrenia is just a survival trait)

[@walker3288]

@@jaylee9552 Yes there have been links between schizophrenia and marijuana but its still incredibly rare and you would need to already have a disposition for schizophrenia. It's also heavily dependent on the amount and potency of the marijuana. The main link is to people who are heavily addicted stoners.

[@sylokthedefiled]

@@jaylee9552yes it is. shrooms, weed and alcohol can do that to you. probably other drugs too

[@kanden27]

"Humans have a natural fear of things that scuttle." Baird, Gears of War 2

[@emcoulter4459]

*Gears of War 3

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Thought it was skitter

[@InVinoVeratas]

​@@canadiancanucklehead8310Roanoke definitely said skitter.

[@shockmazta3116]

@@canadiancanucklehead8310 Roanoke might have said "skitter", but Baird says "Well, you see, that's 'cause humans are hard-wired to react to things that scuttle and... okay, I'll shut up now."

[@adarkwind4712]

3

[@lordremy1291]

27:33 “the spiders have cut power” My god that was golden

[@themaskedmysadaean8885]

"But they're just a bunch of bugs! Bunch of Bugs! Bunch of Bugs! Oh, that's it, man! Last stop on the Beaver Express, Man! Everybody get off!!"

[@camarofan2008]

"Game over, man, game over!"

[@InVinoVeratas]

Ngl I laughed at that. I just want a cut away showing what the spiders were doing to cut the power off, and of the spiders trying to open a door.

[@themaskedmysadaean8885]

@@InVinoVeratas With one of the Spiders wearing a Hard Hat and Goggles to illustrate that they're an Engineer too!

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

"What do you mean THEY cut the power!? How did they cut the power, man, they're animals!"

[@dr.calibrations7984]

R.I.P. to the janitor, a real hero for SUPER EARTH

[@RandomMackem0069]

The janitor will go down in history as a true helldiver

[@mralmostknowitall]

She was doing her part! She wil lalways be the legend.

[@YourLifeWasting]

I'll just help the robots liberate humanity from the shackles of fascism. As William Wallace one said. "FREEDOM!!!!!!"

[@parkers3250]

😐 ​@@YourLifeWasting

[@chrisjohnson5652]

For SUPER EARTH

[@lithentondanarian8982]

Yeah if I found out that my apartment block was essentially under siege by spiders that acted and grew like these ones? I'm jumping out a fucking window 😂

[@ryanpayne7707]

Eh, their webs are stronger than steel. I'd just repel down.

[@smallmanz]

@ryanpayne7707 spider webs are still thin. It takes lots of webs to get close to that point, it’ll take a lot of knitting.

[@sircdrom]

Yeah, I mean I'm definitely taking a 1st story window out over that god forsaken hallway of webbed death xD

[@lithentondanarian8982]

@@sircdrom I'd take a 10th story window over that damn corridor

[@scorpioriddick]

I can't wait for an ANGLERFISH horror movie to be made, no matter what the budget is, just to hear Roanoke's terrified yet witty all knowing knowledge.

[@cormoran2303]

Arachnophobia: Dog sized spider interbreeds making smaller spiders. Infested: smaller spider interbreeds making dog sized spiders.

[@TheRealMonkeyrogue]

Ain't fictional science grand?! 🤣

[@wren7195]

I don't want to be an asshole (but I'm chronically ill with Crohn's disease so that's technically my thing) but wasn't the patriarch spider in Arachnophobia about the size of a fist or so? And wasn't Infested about ticks? SOMEwhat in the same ballpark but they... ...well, they all suck.

[@mindisfrozen]

We have to get him to watch Arachnophobia. I mean, it's a comedy. Nothing mentally scarring about that movie at all.....

[@randallbesch2424]

Tarantula sized not dog sized.

[@xornchaoroy4613]

pretty sure he said the spiders in this movie inbreed?

[@AncestorEmpire1]

For Halloween, I will cross breed an Australian spider with an Angler Fish

[@Dherkin_McGhurken]

Throw in a rabbit's sex drive. So constantly horny, lays 1,000 eggs at a time and part angler fish. I see nothing going wrong.

[@Adahy_Bullet]

I refuse to even remotely think of the idea y'all just decided to think of cuz... Quite frankly ah HELLLLLLL nah

[@kyze8284]

Ah the Anglerspider. “Those aren’t stars, we’re in the city…” and then anglerfish faced 8 legged lightbulb carrying spiders descent

[@jaredcastro579]

The Spangler Fider

[@ludos1963]

Godspeed brother!

[@Walpurgisnacht.]

"Oh Amygdala! Oh Amygdala! Have mercy on the poor bastard."

[@dr.calibrations7984]

"Are your feet as fat as your wits?"

[@Walpurgisnacht.]

@@dr.calibrations7984 "What a joy it is to behold the divine! It must be such a pleasure!"

[@dr.calibrations7984]

@Walpurgisnacht. "That was uncharitably done my friend, uncharitably done." Because of course I'm going to introduce his ass to my Holy Moonlight Blade! It looks sick as hell and he's an asshole!

[@anasazidarkmoon]

Ah, Patches...even as a human-headed spider, he was a fun pain in the ass!

[@mikkoleinonen9846]

Ahh... A man of culture, I see.

[@OlafTheBardyt]

just want to throw this out there. When bit by a brown recluse the venom is not that dangerous. If the bite gets infected with bacteria then you can see the crazy necrosis that everyone is scared of. If you are bit, keep it clean, use antibacterial and you'll be fine.

[@cjthaboss]

Oh thank you, this is interesting to know

[@ps4nowwoot972]

2:39 it's the spider from the French spider meme where he buries himself and then laughs in French

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

I love explaining to right-side-uppers that one of the biggest species of spiders here, the Huntsman spider, is actually usually left alone when you find one in your house. Hunstmans, like their names suggest, are very good at finding and killing a lot of the other medium to big sized Aussie spiders that could prove extremely deadly to have inside. So, unless they break the rules, they're usually just given a name and left to their own devices. Them, and the daddy long-legs, are actually half-pets to Australians. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and all that.

[@ejjwef9884]

what rules are there for them to break?

[@MrQuackcorn]

​​@@ejjwef9884 Aussie here... For Huntsman spiders it's: - bedrooms are off limits and unless it's an easy capture, means death - floors mean relocation - near/under things is a no-no - indoors in general means relocation to outdoors but as with bedrooms, depends on location and can mean death - above doorways or frequently open windows means relocation Outside is fine External walls are fine Ideally on external ceilings or awnings is perfect, means they catch lots of bugs and are happy, and are out of our way I like to think they know this, because if you relocate them they will almost never re-enter the house It's like "oh sorry my bad, won't happen again" Daddy long legs get a bit more leeway, indoors in living spaces up in corners is acceptable, so long as their web isn't a problem, and bedrooms/bathroom ceiling corners are fine so long as they are visible and, again, the webs aren't an issue

[@davemoon8206]

Daddy long-legs were my favorite flat mates anywhere. Sadly I haven't seen even one in a decade, and I move between different locations in the country. I'm afraid they're pretty much gone from urban areas of Eastern Europe due to pesticides. That makes me quite sad. At least jumping spiders seem plentiful but good luck keeping them inside an apartment (they leave or die)

[@jp630]

I had a few wolf spiders that hung out under the couch and in the kitchen. They eat brown recluse spiders and most others. As long as they pissed off when I came around. We were cool. Thats here in the U.S tho.

[@deadshotbrahgaming786]

@@jp630 wolf spiders in Australia are the worst fuckers around, you see them you kill them there’s absolutely no leeway

[@serenity8839]

Whats really weird about spiders is whenever i see a movie when they're like dog sized i dont get as squeamish, its the fact that something the size of a small ball can run 5348982730897423880928769430 light years fast towards me.

[@Adahy_Bullet]

Right?! Same. Tbf, it's also nigh impossible for a spider to get dog sized without major issues arising. Let alone bigger.

[@serenity8839]

@@Adahy_Bullet i think its completely impossible for them to get much bigger then they're just due to having an exo skeleton. But its defo a weird thing like 8 legged freaks i didn't wince much at the movie, see a tiny one. I cry. 🤣

[@coronelkittycannon]

Normal spiders are also crazy fast. They are faster than they look.

[@InVinoVeratas]

I think because it's easier for them to get away, escape into the peripheral if our vision, and then when we think they're gone, the bugger is standing there like a deer in headlights, because it's just as scared of you, as you are of it. This also reminds me of how Elephants are legitimately scared of mice, like I thought that was a cartoon thing, but no, elephants actually don't like mice. It's literally what Roanoke said, it's because mammals are hardwired to be afraid of smaller things that scuttle or skitter around. Likely as an adaptation for when insects were much larger and much more deadly overall than now.

[@ED11169]

What about dog-sized spiders that go proportionally fast?

[@Mad_Oph]

The spider knowledge in the film is so weird and all over the place, too. Like, the supposed spider guys know about these critters, but then mix up "venomous" and "poisonous", and then when Kaleb finds an OBVIOUS egg sac, what does he think? The spider spun a cocoon around itself because it got cold when the sister killed the power. It's mind-boggling, but a fun movie.

[@tinseltina]

no no he's not the "spider guy" he's the "spider-guy" meaning he just really likes spiderman. the exotic bug collection is completely coincidental and he doesnkt actually know anything about them.

[@alzeem59]

@@tinseltina and i guess there is a mistranslation, because i'm french, see the movie in french some weeks ago and don't remember this error about poison and venom

[@Zzz-cm5kw]

Could be a bad translation for venom/poison, but also people who keep spiders or bugs as pets aren't always the ones with the best knowledge around it. People in the general population get things mixed up at all times, and the characters in this film are portrayed as being from socially deprived backgrounds, with little emphasis on education and "proper" language as opposed to general vernacular. I'd understand your comment if Kaleb was a PhD student, not the case here.

[@tboneforreal]

Some spiders do cocoon themselves in leaves or in cracks or crevices to overwinter so it's not beyond reason to believe that it was the spider and not an egg sac. It was still stupid of him to put it into another shoebox when he already experienced it escaping from the first shoebox.

[@shinigamiinochi]

I just took it as him not really knowing what he's doing. He's very impulsive in the movie even outside of his exotic species collecting. He buys a spider he knows nothing about or has the equipment to care for and even though he is told by the shop owner that the spider might be venomous, just puts it in a shoebox. Even without her being pregnant and creating a super aggressive and large brood, she easily could have gotten out and bitten his sister or another tenant. And when his friends confront him, he refuses to take responsibility and just insists it can't be because of his spider.

[@GarGhuul]

“Then realize they don’t have thumbs” got me. 😂

[@claytucker5025]

This movie's characters were on "because the director said so" mentality in the way they responded to literally anything.

[@smallmanz]

“The director said it’s MY turn for character development!” “Nuh uh 5 more minutes!”

[@Leafwink]

Fun fact: If spiders get too much protein then they suffer from gout. This makes it harder for them to move as well limits their ability to hunt which will kill them either by unable to catch prey or failure to molt properly. So these spiders eating humans would have really kept the numbers down since they need to rapidly molt to keep up their size.

[@ArDeeMee]

Also, humans would be insanely stressful to hunt for arachnoids. We make tons of loud noises and can do a lot of damage to their carapaces…

[@Leafwink]

@@ArDeeMee That is true, in the spider hobby if your T gets an injury then you need to patch that quickly (sometimes with glue) and hope they'll pull through. One of the bad things of having an open circulatory system.

[@Wolvie181]

​@Leafwink wow,didn't know that. Thanks for that information.

[@Learn.The.Hardway]

That's amazing info I'll remember *over* important work stuff.

[@knightpal1545]

Spiders hunting any mammal just makes zero sense We are by all accounts the worst food source for a spider. Considering humans can pull a 9mm and delete one in a second.

[@HunniB94]

The entire video I was thinking to myself “They’re in the goddamn walls.” And then the exact scene from Blark and Son pops up. 😂😂😂

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

I'm in your walls, oOooo

[@ryanpayne7707]

IRL, you're never more than 3ft from one...

[@mortuarycookiezshane4192]

This reminds me of last summer when I took the garbage to the outside can and a bunch of baby jumping spiders had recently hatched and flooded up my arm. I normally don’t mind most spiders but if I had been near a flame then I totally would have set myself ablaze. Instead I turned in circles smacking myself and yelping. It was like a primal switch in my brain flipped and was super out of character for me as I usually just pick a spider up and move it.

[@ArDeeMee]

You pick up ONE spider and move it. Not an entire kindergarten. 😂

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

At least they were just jumpers

[@AsbestiNautiskelija]

this is me, with everything. is just start jumping around and whacking myself

[@julianmcmillan2867]

@@Echo_the_half_glitch I have this same sentiment towards baby rain spiders (huntsmans). They are absolutely adorable. I had a light above my bed once and a huntsman had laid eggs there. For a few weeks I had baby tiny huntsman chilling in bed with me. But as soon as they grew larger, I was like NOPE and sprayed some vinegar on my bed, by the light and on the wall to get them to move.

[@Mikiavelliprod]

What a wuss 🤣

[@skullviolater8835]

I wanna know how physics works in the movie. I mean, we see these little spiders that weigh an ounce or two just straight up tackling full grown humans to the ground.

[@oniarrca9431]

Never allow Roanoke to get captured... One second into any arachnid movie, and he'll give away state secrets. Lol

[@kyze8284]

I was really hoping janitor/cleaner lady would go HAM on those bugs and be like a lone survivor. “I got 37 more cans of raid, come with me” Also took me way too long to realize the background was creepy Spiderman music

[@ryanpayne7707]

Find out that she changed her name and her original name was Joan Wick...LOL

[@The_Musical_Cartograph]

As a frenchman, i apologise for your ears Or do i ? *lights up cigarette in black and white*

[@archeogeek315]

I mean the guy does weird "retreating is in our blood" joke. Sooo cheh.

[@VertigoIncline-tv2rd]

Pfft take your cigarette for an expresso

[@Shard37]

@@archeogeek315 As non French, I've never understood the retreating jokes. Logically if my battle lines are breaking its tactically the best choice to fallback/regroup/retreat to a better position, most non decisive warfare has been like this for millennia. Historically, the French have fought bravely and has been engaged in the GWOT at the same time as the Americans plus countless others in the preceding years.

[@Gnarfendorf]

​@@Shard37 As far as i can tell its simply a bad joke about how fast they got overrun and gave up at the beginning of ww2. It has its funny iterations, but most of them are... meh.

[@Cainus44]

It's fine like 75% of the characters here aren't French anyway

[@LinkiePup]

I love jumping spiders. They don’t scuttle, they bounce, and when they see you, they tilt their head as if curious about you! They also got big puppy looking eyes, and my heart just melts.

[@randallbesch2424]

To them we are gigantic abominations.

[@elijahjarman2837]

Honestly I'd love to see one the size of a small tarantula, and keep them as a pet.

[@pugnator2749]

Your heart is melting because you've been envenomated

[@jaroharden2516]

They walk they just do so faster than human eyes can perceive

[@Sleepai]

No. No. No. No. No That's my worst nightmare having a spider jump at me lmao

[@gremlininblue2601]

The spiders trying to bury themselves were so cute

[@BeyondtheBlade]

It's funny because if this actually happened, you better bet that that gov would of called every single pest control service within 50 miles for an emergency fumigation immediately. There would of been a tent over that entire building so fast everyone's head would be spinning. As a note: When it comes to fumigation, AKA tenting, well, the reason why they put a tent over it is to keep the gas they are pumping into it, in. Buildings don't tend to be sealed, so you have to put a sealed structure, AKA the tent, over the building. Oh, and in that case, you better bet I'm using the max rate of whatever the hell I got on hand: Spiders are not a big deal. We got things that can handle spiders. But I'm not playing with man-eating giant spiders, people in the building be damned, we just might set the building on fire after the fact just to be sure. Edit: As another note, we got plenty of residuals and other things that would kill spiders just fine as well, but with those things, they demand immediate knockdown. We would be able to make sure they die if they go into already cleared areas. I'm fairly sure there is a product out there that will do that, but with those numbers, I'll choose the tent option any day, one that does not include anyone else having to go in there. Source: I'm a exterminator.

[@theoregonguy]

I saw the movie Arachnophobia when I was way too young, I've had an unhealthy fear of spiders ever since.

[@ArDeeMee]

Dave‘s Little Beasties for calming educational content. „Does size matter?“ is a great showcase of how gentle tarantulas can be…

[@shishoka]

Ah, the scientist in that movie is awesome. Upon discovering what's happened he knows exactly how dangerous it is and that it needs to be stopped.

[@PhailRaptor]

I would argue that it is a very healthy fear of spiders

[@chrisdufresne9359]

There's nothing quite like watching a movie breakdown just to start getting jumpy about putting on my work boots. Thanks, Roanoke.

[@YourLifeWasting]

Roanokes weakness is angler fish My weakness is spiders. Was hoping Roanoke would cover this though after watching this I'm going to burn my phone

[@gabrielboorom2683]

So now Roanoke admits to fighting with cops and possibly prone to cannibalism after 3 days zero food. Never meet your heroes, people...

[@tobster9567]

whats to be scared of nature's spicy fruit gushers?

[@Everlucky_Clover]

i have touch hallucination issues and STILL cannot rid myself of the deep seated hatred/horror of bedbugs T_T

[@SiriusSphynx]

​@@Everlucky_Clover I lived in a double were the neighbor wouldn't treat and my ex and I fought bedbugs for 3 years. Along with mosquitoes, those demonic creatures should not exist. It took several years to get over the urge to constantly look and react to every tickle in bed. We slept with flashlights for the longest time. Even now, I periodically look for them and avoid hotels.

[@WorldWalker128]

Ocean crabs are just spiders of the sea.

[@TheHectic0ne]

Watched this film in the dark with no socks on, the amount of tickles I felt on my feet and legs was insane haha. I am at one with mother nature.

[@whatgari]

I love spiders. These ones act so unspider like that it takes the fear out completely. Spiders In the middle of the desert don't run up people's arms and they sure ain't gonna clog up a vent

[@ryanpayne7707]

I volunteer with an exotic pet rescue and we currently have about 110 tarantulas and scorpions. And once you know how they really behave, movies like this are no longer horror; they're comedy.

[@whatgari]

@ryanpayne7707 that's whats great about that old movie 8 legged freaks. Even they realized how ridiculous the spiders they made were. Funny movie

[@serenity8839]

And yes psychosomatic symptoms are terrifying, C - PTSD during attacks can just make my body feel random pains in the chest an arms and im sitting there like " am i dying or is my body just scared" The energy built up during attacks is like stuck in your nerve system, the mind body connection is WILD.

[@akilarequiem9316]

Day 28 of asking Roanoke to cover Velocipastor

[@smithyMcjoe]

He promised us Danny DeVito far far longer ago, my child.

[@tobster9567]

I am now also asking him to do that

[@nickhutton9216]

Welcome to the club.. been tryna have him cover the mist.. movie and series

[@XParasiteOctoling]

Is there a velociraptor pastor in the movie as the name suggests? If not I’ll be disappointed

[@dr.bright3081]

@@XParasiteOctolingsrsly

[@Deemancer]

I am SO glad we don´t have any venomous spiders here. Although in the 1970, a Chilean recluse spiders snug into cargo boxes and found their way into Helsinki Museum of natural sciences where they still live today.. There is not enough Flammenwerfer for me to enter that building.

[@austin.hook-em]

So there is a self sustaining population in that museum? Yep… making a note to never visit the Helsinki Natural Science museum, if I ever make a visit to Finland. Fuck that!

[@ryanpayne7707]

I hate to break it to you, but ALL spiders are venomous. And there are spiders in Norway. Have a nice day! (In all seriousness, the above is true, but their venom is no worse than a bee's.)

[@NomadicClarity]

The moment that first spider got out of the box, the entire building should have been turned into a tinder box

[@Enyamane1]

Spiders are just as confused as everyone else. That had me rolling in the floor in laughter for some reason.

[@ViperSRT3g]

jfc I flinched and jumped and pranced around like a baby when that damned spider jumped out from behind the towel and ran up that woman's arm

[@erikwilliams1562]

Yep!!!

[@anasazidarkmoon]

Yeah, this movie reminds me of the Deadly Spider Apocalypse book series by Ezekiel Boone, where an ancient species of eusocial spider that used to hunt dinosaurs and other megafauna are accidentally revived. It's basically a zombie apocalypse, but with palm-sized spiders that either swarm and devour you like piranhas, or burrow inside you, quietly multiplying, until you're in a good spot for them to burst out and attack all the other people around you. It's a lot of creepy fun!

[@roberthernandez5802]

The hatching?

[@anasazidarkmoon]

@@roberthernandez5802 YES! 😁 It ruffles my jimmies, but it's still fun!

[@falloutthewindowcrazy7608]

​@@anasazidarkmoonuntil the mist spiders introduce themselves

[@thezackast2752]

​@@falloutthewindowcrazy7608 excuse me the what

[@falloutthewindowcrazy7608]

@@thezackast2752 similar to op comments but more eldritch

[@TheBahamaat]

Brown Recluses are no fun - and yes, loss of a limb from a single bite is totally a realistic possibility. Its necrosis effect is no joke. Coworker by the Great Lakes got bit making firewood, and yeah, several months of near-death and long-term issues with the leg while they were still debating if he would keep it or not.

[@victory8928]

And to think it is mainly due to bacteria in those fangs. Really glad to be born with the skin barrier cause those things would body people otherwise

[@iheartblock3792]

The necrosis itself is fairly negligible, but the necrosis usually leads to nasty infections

[@crelos3549]

That's what happens when you go looking for a spider, you find a spider

[@BrotherBoot97]

"I cant see you, therefore you cant see me. I am hidden." only thing going through my mind when watching that spider bury itself

[@heartofmythril]

Yeah, every single thing that brushed up against me had me freaking out while watching this.

[@paulhodgers]

I dont know I'd rather spiders disappeared than angler fish, i have successfully avoided angler fish for 39 years, spiders? Always found them some F'ing where😂

[@SentientDMT]

Facts

[@knightpal1545]

I'd rather have a spider in the house. Even if it's a massive one. Considering spiders are extremely good at keeping bug populations in check and genuinely stay away from humans. Most spiders I've seen avoid me or are just trying to mind their own business.

[@sonadowfangirl30869]

Re, the psychosomatic symptoms; one of the very young children that I take care of has scabies for at least the past two months now (we've tried talking to the parents several times) and it's come to a point that even I'm itchy. I know I don't have scabies, because I'm ONLY itchy when I work or when he's discussed. My brain knows it's psyching itself into itching and yet I still itch.

[@ArDeeMee]

Poor kid, that sucks.

[@NobodyXSomebody]

That unexpected short tangent about how you hate sand + the meme paired with it😂

[@2dumd2live]

Watching sand spiders dig themselves in never fails to fill me with joy ^^

[@aveleziii]

the legs... the movement of the legs as they cover themselves. it's so disturbing

[@michaelfrench3396]

I'm not a cop. I drink beer. Spoken like a true narc. 🤣🤣

[@KrankyKaiju]

The Spider-Man theme song ever so slightly playing in the background goes pretty hard.

[@justinroser6833]

'Brutha Ewwww' is the best thing in a good while

[@jadedsilverlining9427]

"Angler fish may as well be equvilent to like... 8 spiders" ~ Roanoke Gaming

[@intricatic]

The music in the background had me going, "Spider... pig.... spider... pig.... does whatever.... a spider pig does....."

[@TrustJesusisenough]

I'm glad you used bald eagle units in your last video. That's how I measure everything now.

[@oisinm332]

Angler Spiders?

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Those are just australians

[@slushyfrog1344]

The Spangler if you will

[@oisinm332]

@slushyfrog1344 Oh, Roanoke would love one of them. 😜

[@elihenline6089]

There is a spider that lures prey with a string with goo on the end and then throws the sticky goo tipped string and pounces and wraps it's prey (string=web). We have them here in OR, they look like a fancy orb weaver. Thier name has bomb in it. Now i have to look it up. I cannot fathom being afraid of those harmless things. They are not jumping spider cute, but are brightly colored with spikey things on the thorax. They look neat. And they only get as big as a quarter, but are usually dime sized.

[@oisinm332]

@elihenline6089 Bola spiders I think they are called.

[@robbiemurda2213]

2:36 that spider is me when i remember something cringey i did 😂

[@SuperShelley27]

A million bucks worth of weaponry, and I'd trade it all back for a lousy can of Raid. (Best quote from Matt Leblanc)

[@Mjms000quon]

What a fun movie that was

[@dorseyerik]

4:16 As somebody who does not own a spider but I do own a crab, I can agree the scuttling gets to me sometimes

[@tobster9567]

A giant man, eating spiders?

[@holdenadams1193]

Why would he do that? Their like 0.02 calories per spider

[@tobster9567]

@@holdenadams1193 eat a lot, like wiggly rice

[@tobster9567]

@@holdenadams1193 like fruit gushers with legs

[@geargrinder7714]

But it was too late; she was already pouring him a tall glass of spiders

[@tobster9567]

@@geargrinder7714 oops, all spider pulp

[@marcuso.530]

This reminds of this horror movie whose name I can't remember where there were "spider zombies" roaming around. Movie felt like a fever dream

[@ArDeeMee]

Leaving a comment to get a notif for the movie‘s title. Dang, now I‘m curious.

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

​​@@ArDeeMee I found it on IMDb, it's just called zombie spiders lol. Looking that up reminded me of the spider movie of a doctor taking people for the spider to use for purposes other than eating

[@OmGwTf117]

Webs, a sci-fi channel movie

[@XParasiteOctoling]

I only know of Zombie Spiders and Webs, both movies I haven’t watched but looked up a while ago

[@surviverplaysuplayer1142]

Zombie spiders?..... why do i have the feeling like "The Assylum" made a movie about that? I mean they already made dumbass movies already THERE IS EVEN A MOVIE COLLECTION OF THEIR MOVIES IN MY SUPER MARKET HERE IN GERMANY!

[@SebastianWellsTL]

Spiders in the walls, spiders in the halls, but most especially spiders on your balls, causing fear and fright, every day and night! (true story)

[@TheTakenOne44]

You’ve had spiders on your balls?

[@demonsrmyfrendz]

It took me until about a third of the way through this to notice, but the slow creepy remix of the '80s Spiderman theme absolutely perfect 👍✨

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

i admit , i loved hearing this but also... yep , skittering stuff and close ups ? BRING THE PROMETHIOUM PURGE IT ALL IT SACRED FIRE HOTTER THEN THE SUN! ...humans and a lot of larger animals with origins in regions with large venom insectoinds are hardwired to hyper react about skittering things ...i hade to keep the monitor restricted to the comment section the whole video XD

[@little-rascal]

That spider burrowing at the beginning was the cutest thing ever.

[@shishoka]

Cocaine spider.

[@peytonburnsed2196]

​@@shishokanew movie idea

[@Gamzeejunior]

The only good bug is a dead bug! - An old Helldivers war cry

[@ryanpayne7707]

My business, Democratic Delights, has been instrumental in getting the Bugs to Super Earth- as premium fertilizer.

[@bleakautomaton4808]

2:35 I can relate to this burrowing spider, just gonna not today.

[@bleakautomaton4808]

Depression yes

[@Shiningforceking]

the Ability of Roanoke to be afraid of everything is becoming clear to me.

[@Ryoufriggingserious]

This has got to be the most educational movie analysis channel anywhere. Plus, it's got the occasional angler fish!

[@Dumpsterfiregrace]

18:28. I'm sorry but it's absolutely adorable when they bury themselves 😂✌️💙

[@alreadytookenname]

Saw your video on 8 legged freaks, thats a nostalgic movie along with crocodile. Awesome channel.

[@attackfrogs]

2:20 i love how these spoids bury themselves. just wiggle down into that sand. it's so damn cute. ;a;

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

You should see how snakes do it, just a little wiggling and they're invisible

[@DarknessDust]

Look I'm JUMPING out of the window at this point, I'll take my chances with two broken legs (not being on the topmost floor, however I might still jump if those huge things were coming at me)

[@thedeadlynose5127]

Take yer chances scrambing down a drain pipe right

[@dr.pepperbiggestfan]

i dont know why they never tried the windows. their apartments had windows, that honestly would’ve been my first choice. they’ve been placed under a quarantine by the police, of course the cops are at the main entrances so crawl out the window

[@DarknessDust]

@@thedeadlynose5127 if sturdy enough sure!

[@adarkwind4712]

Yep.

[@veterankasrkin7416]

Hans bring ze flammenwerfer? More likely Hans bring ze 100 kt thermonuclear warhead.

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

*HANS* *BRING ME THE PLANET DEZTROYER*

[@camarofan2008]

Dropping the 500 kg danger close.

[@fernandoferraz4146]

"I'm not gonna sugar coat it 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽"​@@camarofan2008

[@ZergOverlord9374]

​@@johannsanchocuevas7854 EXTERMINATUS APPROVED

[@maxnum1sgameclub263]

Hanz vire ze deathstar!

[@dalancabo1995]

I don't know how long ago it happened, but congrats on 1m!!!

[@SeanBFit]

Oooooo my lord I can feel things crawl up and down my skin within the first minute.

[@roosta0074]

I've been feeling those psychosomatic skin tingles as if something has been crawling on me the whole time I've been watching this. The logical part of my mind knows that's all it is, but every single tingle starts the process all over again.

[@RichyArg]

22:13 could that not also be ecomorphia? like, the original mother wasn't as big because during her innitial growth stages she was confined to an arid enviroment, but continued exposure to a more humid environment during incubation and early growth caused dormant genes to trigger and cause progressively larger offspring until they reached their "normal" size that they reach in their home environment during good times. ecomorphism is most common in plants and fungi, but it could make for a simpler explanation.

[@XanKreigor]

I once left some boots that I used to mown the lawn in my garage... for a few months. So when I went to put them on and go mown the lawn, I felt something crawling up the leg. Looking down I saw dozens of baby spiders crawling up my leg. It was disgusting but completely harmless. They were just common variety garden spiders.

[@ArDeeMee]

The spiderlings are also harmless. The poison gets produced after 4 or 5 molts, when they’re sub-adults aka teenagers.

[@12gagebastis]

ive been jumped scared more in this 37 minute video than my entire life...my people will be contacting yours for my therapy bills

[@heinshaaine8153]

A blark and son reference over the original alien one? I see you are man of culture

[@8darktraveler8]

One of the fever nightmares I have when I get really sick, is night time bush land blanketed by webs, that are covered by spiders. As a wave or large blanket of web and spiders descends upon everything, the only way to survive is to push through the webs and keep moving. It has kinda made me numb to the situations where you run into golden orb webs when playing in the Australian bush land, although there are some situations where areas are totally blanketed by webs and you need to backtrack and go around or head home. Got a few spider stories like most people who live with these kinds of creatures, even had a shower with a python, but that's a story for another time.

[@austin.hook-em]

Showered with a Python, now how in hell did that happen…?

[@8darktraveler8]

@@austin.hook-em Long story short, visiting a cousin with my brothers to party all christmas as younglings. His shower room was being renovated and was mostly finished, bar the ceiling section, so you could see the corrugated roof from below. His place backs right onto bush land. My turn for a shower came around, got in and immediately felt I was being watched, looked directly upwards and to the right, and there's a coiled python hanging its head down, licking the moist air and watching me stand there neked... The ceiling is really shalow, so I could have jumped up and headbutted the snake. I was last in line for the shower, meaning everyone else, also showered with the python, without spotting it. Anyway, I let it know I'm in too much of a hurry to deal with it, crouched down a bit just to pull my face further away from the snake and showered. It was nearly party time, shampoo and conditioning got the adrenaline flowing haha, figured if it was going to strike it probably wouldn't have waited till the last guy before striking. Told everyone when I got out, to come in the shower and look at this snake, but they acted like it was a bit of a suss joke to begin with. Went out partying, the next day my younger brother, who's a bit of a nature boy, picked the snake up with one hand and a stick gently and released it a couple hundred meters into the bush and that was the end of that. I had forgotten about it, until the shower scene with the spiders lol

[@austin.hook-em]

@@8darktraveler8 my goodness, that is just… an unspeakable horror. I would’ve immediately gotten out the shower, made myself… not naked, and told someone that there was “no chance in hell I’m taking a shower, while there is a python just sitting there like… ‘how are ya’?”

[@8darktraveler8]

@@austin.hook-em I probably didn't explain this well enough, I was from a mining region with 60:1 ratio of men to Ws. It was just one non-venomous snek between me and even just SEEING Ws. Man conquered the world on the promise of shrex, true story.

[@austin.hook-em]

@@8darktraveler8 you you ain’t wrong about the second statement. 60:1 M to W, well in that case, yeah makes sense. That’s an absolutely broken ratio, what in the fuck? That’s a sausage party of obscene proportions, do not blame ya for doing what had to be done. Ah, non venomous, so it would just be a gigantic nuisance? Ok, well that’s just an inconvenience not a danger, that makes a ton of sense.

[@smithyMcjoe]

Danny DeVitos! Why hasn't it been Danny DeVitos yet? HE'S THE TRAAASH MAAAAN!!!

[@canis2020]

Is there anything that you aren't afraid of? "Stay strapped, get clapped", angler fish, spiders, and what toast?

[@tarektechmarine8209]

A toaster.

[@grantafrica4412]

I think a necromorph spider would be truly horrifying.

[@demoninthedark_ua]

Looking at all the spiders (that ain't in a movie, those were gross) was actually very chill... the way little guys burrow into the sand is so silly I love it

[@ryanpayne7707]

I let a desert hairy scorpion crawl on my arm for a good 30 minutes this week. Same deal, chill as Hell.

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

I’m ready for the Hon Hon Hon Squad 2: Electric Boogaloo. Also Roanoke, if you ever want a fun channel to check out to get over a fear of arachnids, I highly recommend Exotics Lair. He’s an arachnid keeper and much as I’m still at a piss-my-pants level over spiders, it’s helped me appreciate tarantulas a bit.

[@ArDeeMee]

Dave‘s Little Beasties is better imho. =D I don’t remember why, but I watched EL‘s videos once or twice and then dropped them. Idk, I guess I just prefer Dave‘s vibes. 🤷‍♀️ Also, fantastic animal baby videos, but the babies are spiders. And the „does size matter?“ video is just an instant classic. =3

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

@@ArDeeMee Huh, I’ll have to check him out. Sounds interesting.

[@VertigoIncline-tv2rd]

Oh yikes. Don't say Roanoke and boogaloo in the same sentence. Reddit will go nuts

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

@@VertigoIncline-tv2rd Isn't "Electric Boogaloo" just a meme? Also people already think Roanoke is some kind of psycho for posting to Rumble, having Reddit hate you is a badge of honor at this point.

[@imweirdfiteme593]

Angler fish and spiders.... *shivers*

[@gabrielboorom2683]

Anglerfish just got some serious competition...

[@Mateo-A-Gimenez]

23:17 That's totally possible my man, here in Argentina we have what we call pollito spiders, we call them that because they eat little chickens, absolute nightmare fuel.

[@SirIsaacClarke]

I always check my shoes before I put them on. This movie just justifies my paranoia.

[@kingofpecs]

i know you've probably got a movie line up already but the creatures from "arcadia" i feel would be a great video, mad freaky.

[@krisztiansturm1690]

Now that we're talking about spiders The mutated Peter Parker design in "The Spider" (its at the begining of the video) looks fantastic. But the after credits design (when he's hunting a woman) is just... meh. Like it looks like a flood infected from Halo.

[@Jwsponky]

Twas just scrolling down to see if anyone named the film that fascinating grotesquerie hailed from. I'd tip my hat to you stranger, if I had one.

[@RD-py9sv]

I have this playing to support you. I'm also completely avoiding the screen for obvious reasons. There's only one way to fix this... 🔥🔥🔥

[@ryanpayne7707]

"Missile away. 10MT impacting the target in 60 seconds."

[@_NutcasE_]

Remember seeing this movie and I asked out loud 3 times "why are these people so f-in stupid at every turn!?"

[@lostboy5617]

I like how this man sees how bad things got and just decided to release it into nature.

[@Tenebris_Sint]

“Hell no to no the No No…”