The Impossible Disappearance Of Dorothy Arnold

[@charliiestarStreamVods]

Imagine like 40 years later she calls her mum saying “hey yeah, found my dress come take a look”

[@JOHNNY5-x8v]

I love you so much let's get married

[@kon2175]

“Seems legit, where you at?”

[@shazank7363]

@@JOHNNY5-x8v Wow, real smooth.

[@charliiestarStreamVods]

Sha Zank as smooth as a gravel pathway

[@emilio6556]

She spent all that time to find a dress! 🤣🙈

[@vogtfarms8680]

Maybe Dorothy just hasn't found the evening gown she liked yet

[@dorothyarnold8041]

I was abducted by aliens

[@Hi-ge7hr]

Dorothy Arnold so did you find the gown or not

[@woopywop]

@@Hi-ge7hr Lol

[@user_8983]

sMaRt

[@nat6892]

i love this!😭

[@stellalovegood1493]

Shane: “I want to get rich and vanish off the face of the earth” Ryan: “I want you to disappear...let’s get into it” ROASTMORTEM KING RIGHT THERE

[@thomasc9123]

Stella Lovegood that’s not really a roast

[@flashflood9929]

Hey look 666 likes

[@ec4446]

you also got the quote wrong

[@the1stfallenangel94]

Then Shane yells "I'm your friend"

[@omery235]

Lolll

[@le_petit_lutin]

"The investigators searched hospitals, morgues, and even prisons for Dorothy." That's some pretty intense dress shopping.

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

I choked on my food laughing at your comment XD

[@beerus2851]

Ew

[@Holytitmouse]

you know how it is when you can't find a proper evening gown. Gotta check all the local hot spots! Including the jails!

[@jackwimmer2249]

I’d be very concerned if someone said, “I’m off to buy a new dress! Heading to the morgue! See ya later!”

[@aryb4801]

“No one was aware of any secret marriage” oh damn it’s almost like it was a secret marriage

[@camrynnnnnnnn]

jenna bonebrake I’m laughing harder than I should rn

[@averyramsey7978]

BAHAHA

[@amirahheiligh1946]

I'm dying😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@beatrixjoe8880]

BAHAHHAHA

[@aisha9079]

Ryan, Shane and *_Jenna_* the trio Ryan: The Enthusiastic One Shane: The Smart One Jennna: The One With Common Sense

[@mygirlbuildscoffins9172]

if i was dorothy and i knew my dinner was that ominous pile of gray pasta at 4:21 , i too would have vanished without a trace

[@Jade-ct1hs]

Honestly

[@lulugreatfeild3227]

True

[@hann1a]

WHEEZE

[@peopleandanimalslovm]

Ikr🤣

[@luna-ey7ro]

We running away 😌🤚

[@IvyPoit]

“...maybe even a sleepy-time gown” Ryan do you mean a nightgown

[@ziasudo8601]

No. Because some of us sleep more than just at night, lol. Gotta have the right wear for that 6:00 nap.

[@FiveFootZero]

@@ziasudo8601 BAHAHHAA

[@Katkiwi25]

Night night Boogara

[@OverpoweredStudios]

No he means a sleepytime gown, duh

[@Owlstweet]

Krizia De La Cruz idk if you’re all American but in England we call it a dressing gown

[@dashippo]

She met up with George 2 months previous. Discovers she's pregnant says "I need to buy a dress...alone" Sketchy basement abortion...dies. Her parents PI discover what happened, don't want the world to think she was a floozy and call off the search. The end.

[@ginnundso]

Honestly sounds plausible given that at the time it was a social death to have had an abortion (if that ever came out)

[@herondelaney]

This also explains changing the will quickly.

[@rordongamsey3057]

@@ginnundso wasn’t if screwing without being married?

[@ginnundso]

@@rordongamsey3057 That also. Basically everything tbh. Having sex without being married, being pregnant without being married, having an abortion per se, ... xD

[@Quackervoltz]

That actually makes sense

[@sophiac803]

shane: “you’re my friend” ryan: wh-why are you..” shane: “YOURE MY FRIEND”

[@millie3milk808]

Sophia C that’s how I show affection to my friends

[@skeletomason4806]

good comment but sorry it's just a lil bit annoying me you forgot a quote

[@sqzmheckington4730]

AWESOME! He repeated what they said!

[@finessecompeletion5581]

Shane = naruto ryan= sasuke

[@tupacshakur3745]

Spike Kakeru 😂😂

[@jadynnkotch1833]

"no one heard of a secret marriage" ...... isn't that kind of the point of a secret marriage?

[@yowaimo915]

😂😂😂😂

[@megaaaaaaan1622]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ivorheritage9192]

ay ur not wrong

[@themaxxmaverick2208]

Yes

[@jadynnkotch1833]

dang this got a lot of attention lol

[@peanutbuttersnadwich2109]

You’ve heard of [wheeze] and [suppressed laughter], now get ready for their furry counterpart: [chipmunk noises]

[@miriamsheppard6162]

hahaha i love this

[@glowelia4092]

I just imagined Ryan saying this in a serious voice.

[@lisazdvoru1660]

Nightgowns: exist Ryan: a SlEePyTiMe gown

[@annecantgame]

I feel like Shane yelling "YOU'RE MY FRIEND" at Ryan is a subtle way to tell him, that he would miss him if he goes missing.

[@xTetraMuffinsx]

Quite subtle

[@vikingwalker0-1]

It's kinda endearing~

[@annecantgame]

@@vikingwalker0-1 It's cute, ngl

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

it has the same vibe as 'I LOVE YOU, DOG'

[@annecantgame]

@@imnotgoodwithnames4101 Oh my, it does

[@mitchellbrubaker2652]

Ryan and Shane: *HOT SEARING TEENS* Chris Hansen: “Lets have a little talk...”

[@dudebro2282]

Mitchell Brubaker “Chris Hansen, Dateline, NBC. Have a seat.”

[@samhodgson4440]

FBI , OPEN UP!

[@nfgosama6409]

Mitchell Brubaker this made me laugh 😂

[@gr3yfaerie]

NABSHBSANANAJ

[@lavendermoonart7036]

FBI ,OPEN UP!!!

[@quill_bee]

It's actually really smart of the parents to write Dorothy out of their will, in case someone does come up claiming to be Dorothy

[@Kayla-eh5fb]

Kween that’s true

[@sarahzeldin8274]

Yeah because even if the real Dorothy does show up, too much has probably changed and they wouldn’t be the same loving family

[@yltraviole]

Oh, of course that's why they did it

[@Scrffy]

*BIG BRAIN*

[@pyroshayniac1090]

Really is. So no liar gets her hands on the fortune.

[@BigTimeRush14100]

The fact that they waited over 6 weeks to let the public know and to get help to search for her and the fact that they so quickly wrote her out of the will and essentially asked the police to stop looking for her, seems to make me think as though the family was involved with their disappearance.

[@stormbringer717]

Yeah , they asked the cops to stop looking just 4 months after she vanished , very suspicious, in that situation I would wait atleast a year before even considering to stop investigating.

[@ErinJeanette]

Or that they realized the failed abortion was true, and didn't want the scandal of it so wanted to let the story fade.

[@BoatClutchGod]

exactly, how come no one came up with this theory earlier?

[@GemplaysSims2]

@@ErinJeanette didn’t do a good job of hiding the scandal, we are still talking about it 112 years later!! 😂

[@ErinJeanette]

@@GemplaysSims2 I don't even remember what I was talking about, lol.

[@RobbieGoldy]

"I'm sorry, I bet she's out there somewhere-" "I B E T T H E Y S T A B B E D H E R"

[@gr3yfaerie]

To be honest, it’s not unlikely. People maybe wanted to mug her because of the money she has, and they stabbed her whilst she was struggling, maybe? I don’t know.

[@griffithdidnothingwrong4788]

imposter

[@BradleyBone]

I genuinely cracked up to that!

[@_paleo.figs_5881]

If Ryan dissapeared this show would just become Shane being a real estate agent for haunted places

[@crlpxz]

😂👍

[@rachelramos-neira2104]

🤯🤣

[@GypsyCrymson]

I'd still watch, hate to admit LOL

[@niaroberts2193]

*it's free real estate* *because it's haunted*

[@RostoyaEgarov]

why do i see this happening

[@marcwebb9020]

Honestly I don’t think a company as big as buzzfeed has ever been carried this hard by just 2 people

[@KingxxTaehyung]

Technically 4 cause you can't forget the Worth It boi's. But I agree 100% 🙌🏻

[@reknit96]

King xxTaehyung Rie from tasty is pretty awesome too. So 5

[@roseolivas08]

BDG from polygon would like a word with you

[@LaxLune]

also kelsey and zac from the multiplayer team

[@EpIc_NaChO]

Buzzfeed is making pure profits from them. Ryan said he doesn't even have 750 dollars in his bank account and he is sorta famous at this point. Like wtf buzzfeed must not pay very much at all. They should break off and start their own channel

[@baubrey3059]

Oh to live in a time where 30 bucks bought you chocolates, a book...and an evening gown.

[@Olive-ey1cc]

Now a days that would probably give you the book and that’s it

[@catsinabanana7485]

@@Olive-ey1cc $30 wouldn’t even get you a book🧍🏽‍♀️

[@user-rd1tn8qm7t]

You could get those things for the same price still. It's called "shoplifting"

[@baubrey3059]

@Matthew Mielcuszny yooo...that is insane. Thanks, dude!

[@baubrey3059]

@@user-rd1tn8qm7t LMFAOOO an evening dress too?

[@owenwilson9398]

shane: *you’re my friend!* * everyone liked that *

[@HaleyDrake123]

Sweetest moment in the video

[@cjdp66]

When Shane started yelling “you’re my friend” I have never related to something more in my life. This is the only way to show your affection for people. #shaniac #sorryryan

[@tylermaven5355]

Faccccts lol

[@weirdobrotato3149]

Ok coty

[@mistrjt9213]

Yeah if I didn’t do what Shane did, I wouldn’t have any friends. 🙃

[@Rhettandlinksbiggestfan]

Can we all agree these guys own buzzfeed? I mean come on, buzzfeed unsolved is god tier entertainment

[@AlgoraKiko]

Emma Fleisher they've been carrying buzzfeed 😔😔✊🏽

[@TastyChurro]

Only reason I tuned inyo Buzzfeed at all.

[@HeroicLeo8125]

True

[@maxhydekyle2425]

I genuinely hate Buzzfeed as a company and can't stand any other show, but I have watched every unsolved at least a couple times.

[@JoseMaria-tj1ev]

Emma Fleisher indeed

[@bigmommymilkersdommymommy6607]

"Im so sorry i bet she's out there somewhere" Dorthy's dad- *nah...*

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

Hey Zuzu,

[@kimiclark3083]

ryan: "if i went missing for like a week, would you be alarmed?" shane: *genuinely concerned* "i t-think so" ryan: "that's nice, i didn't think you'd be alarmed" shane: "YOU'RE MY FRIEND" i love these guys so much

[@pickle7448]

just gonna ruin the no replies

[@MightGuy15]

@@pickle7448 damnit why could we never have nice things.....

[@TC_1217]

5:42 my bbys 😭🖤

[@Grackle-eating-popcorn]

Scree scree

[@HaleyDrake123]

It was so adorable

[@trishie_V]

"yOU'RE MY FRIEND," "why are you yelling?" *"yOU'RE MY FRIEND."* "I-" *_"YOU'RE MY FRIEND."_*

[@shaunboi7116]

Reeya Rakchhandha Sasuke: “I hate-“ Naruto: “YOU’RE MY FRIEND” Sasuke: “I’m going to destroy kono-“ Naruto: “YOU’RE MY FRIEND” Sasuke: “fine...”

[@shaunboi7116]

1.6K likes and 3 comments...

[@mishaadler2935]

I felt "I LOVE YOU, DOG" kind of energy

[@tayloranderson7547]

You're my friend why are you yeing? You my friend. I-

[@tayloranderson7547]

Your my friend

[@_Moe]

"Kardash-shanes" The fact that he stumbled over the execution of this pun made it even funnier! 😂😂😂

[@mysticflower7795]

69th like. Nice 👍🏻.

[@morimori7456]

for some reason I read that as Kakashi dansen shanezu I watch too much anime

[@dalilaabouelseoud]

If she died getting an abortion and her family discovered that later on, maybe they wanted to save their reputation and honor or whatever. Which would make sense why they would want the case closed only after 4.5 months. It’s 1910 after all and if something like that was to be discovered, it wouldn’t have looked good, especially in the upper east side.

[@alanchoichang8336]

Ryan: "its time to make like nancy drew, and nancy draw up some theories..." me: ....... -_- ......are u gonna let that slide shane?

[@outofyourteague8934]

Alan Choi Chang that’s exactly what I thought 😂😂

[@delilahchevalier2553]

I bet Shane wrote it lol

[@xoALSox]

Alan Choi Chang this was totally not okay

[@gcool6707]

I kind of like that joke🤷🏽‍♀️ it was cheesy-funny

[@luislainez4913]

That sponsership money ain't no joke

[@canipetyourpup5420]

I would absolutely watch a "Keeping Up with the Kardashanes" with Shane playing every Kardashian

[@skanassa]

"When a 25 year old goes missing, you're not thinking she must've run away." "Here are, what I feel, the most likely theories." "Theory #1: She ran away."

[@andro1096]

lmao was looking for a comment about that xD

[@gothrunner5213]

That cracked me up!

[@hellatubbies882yt]

Just made his sentence invalid😂😂

[@Doblers.Crisis]

Ryan yelling “I’VE CRACKED IT. HERE SHE IS. DOROTHY. GIVE ME THE MONEY. NOW.” runs through my head at least once a day.

[@ProfessorMM]

I cackled like a witch when I saw that 😂

[@msaintjo]

Yeah they both kind of lost it on that whole skit 😂

[@caitlinmariereacts]

Shane screaming "you're my friend!" repeatedly just warmed my heart :')

[@KatsukiBakugouFan13]

Same

[@KatsukiBakugouFan13]

Damn

[@akww404]

Shane: she ran away!! Ryan: she’s 25 she didn’t run away Theory #1: . . .She ran away

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

Lmao

[@bowie8786]

Ryan at the end: She ran away!

[@esmemii584]

Pikachu ran away!

[@kt27066]

gottem good matey God damn it! I want Pikachu!!

[@zebahpatanwala9100]

Akw W lolololol

[@incognitozy102]

Shane’s so sweet telling Ryan “You’re my friend I’d be concerned”

[@aurea.]

So he does have a heart :)

[@who-has-the-thyme]

YOU'RE MY FRIEND !!!

[@nicolakatt04]

Y O U R E M Y F R I E N D !!1!

[@renhanson2184]

Y O U A R E M Y F R I E N D I W O U L D B E C O N C E R N E D

[@LifeOfTashie]

My heart is melting

[@kitecorbin3914]

Rolling up pretending to be Dorothy like that scene from Anastasia. “Grandmother, it’s me!” 💃🏻

[@Olive-ey1cc]

Omg yes

[@macielcorrea5291]

Hahahahahha loving this comment! Yup...

[@gayfish9238]

Yes.

[@oliviagrace6914]

@@Olive-ey1cc don’t take God’s Name in vain and capitalize the G 🥰

[@sayarasa8961]

@@oliviagrace6914 what?

[@lukecondron3145]

the word “nightgown”: *exists ryan: sleepy time gown

[@summeri3]

Luke condron 💀💀

[@khigh16]

It sound sounds more fun

[@gabrielaguevara393]

"nightgown": am I a joke to you?

[@neobonney]

XD

[@joejoemojo]

febiary

[@kittles201]

Shane’s aggressive friendship declaration is one of my favorite things ever.

[@saturnhaswings3617]

*YOU'RE MY FRIEND*

[@carolineurdina1681]

“YOUR MY FRIEND” “why are u saying it like that”

[@hannahlemmings7609]

you're

[@kin2e304]

That reminded me of the vine that says “I LOVE YOU DOG”

[@Yue_mariin00]

You're****

[@Sunshine-ws2gf]

Please learn English grammar it’s getting too annoying 😑

[@carolineurdina1681]

I’m suing ma’am this a KZbin comment section

[@kyonhou]

Shane: You’re my friend. Ryan: I don’t like how you said that.. Shane: You’re my friend! Ryan: Why are you yelling?! Shane: *YOU’RE MY FRIEND*

[@therealslimshady8945]

She hit a time warp. Some time in the future, she will just appear in the middle of NYC completely confused... Where a crazed Shane and Ryan will grab her shoulders and manically scream, "I've got you, now, Dorothy!" as they walk her to the police station.

[@THAT_GUY119]

Wait if she hit a time warp she already would be out it’s just she would simply only appear later on because on her end it would be instantaneous am I overthinking this most likely can time really be put at a certain point what If the universe has already ended and began multiple times maybe in one alternate universe we already existed food for thought

[@shimmeringspiritstar]

as someone who lives on the upper east side of nyc, I will watch for dorothy getting ready to do just that

[@levimccarthy1259]

Real slim shady

[@rexthedragon9133]

@@THAT_GUY119 its a joke

[@THAT_GUY119]

@@rexthedragon9133 yeah i know was joking myself

[@いちごだいふく-x9i]

No-one: Shane: "So let's say I look like Kim Kardashian..."

[@treestout9270]

Autumnpiano all hail the shane watcher

[@ericsilva-gomez2481]

Autumnpiano I read this comment right before he said it.

[@JackieLovesJerma]

But he dose

[@nynz197]

Keeping up with the "kardashanes"

[@sphiephillips]

@@nynz197 IM GONNA CRY THATS PERFECT

[@Valerizco]

3:09 Ryan: “well this story does not get humorous nor does it get romantic” Shane: “ ᵒᵏᵃʸ ” :D

[@Valerizco]

He said it so cute 🥺

[@melaniemartinezisqueen5604]

That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard tbh😭🥺

[@i_changed_my_username_ha8718]

"Nobody was aware of any secret marriage." Uh, yeah.. that's kind of the point here

[@sethescope]

yeah it's kind of in the name haha if people know about a secret marriage, it's not really a secret marriage

[@adambump5297]

I mean you're gonna wanna a few trusted people in on it to help cover it.

[@haya.n4342]

Ryan: what if we pissed off the vanished so much that they unvanish themselves? FBI: *taking notes* yeah keep talking #postmortem

[@Ri_fc]

Imagine just pullin up to Italy to punch someone

[@scarlett6143]

i love jojos odd escapades

[@rexthedragon9133]

You OK?

[@allisonstone2584]

assassins creed Ezio's trilogy

[@rexthedragon9133]

@@allisonstone2584 What?

[@hhha8593]

*punches*

[@annabellagaffaney1361]

*“YOURE MY FRIEND”* “why are you yelling” *“YOURE MY FRIEND”* “ᴏʜ ɢᴏᴅ"

[@makaylagaffney7514]

Yo our last names are almost the same

[@annabellagaffaney1361]

Makayla Gaffney oh dang i rarely ever see anyone else with the last name gaffaney even with different spellings

[@makaylagaffney7514]

Annabella Gaffaney haha same I was kinda shook when I saw your name 😂

[@wagnangalang7041]

yo what timestamp?

[@aisha9079]

@@wagnangalang7041 5:47

[@carolinabosio1574]

"Stewart Little" "Oh, the mouse! The mouse boy!" "Man. He was a mouse man. He drove a car"

[@kaylahopper5739]

Nobody’s saying anything about the fact that Ryan said the words “Nancy draw up” and I’m upset

[@Katie-ly2mu]

Thank you, that one really got me

[@StarryIceW0lf]

I'm so proud

[@C1nemac5485]

I’m shocked nobody has made the comment about “Ben Wa”!

[@Yosetime]

Well hopefully you got over your PTSD over a fictional character.

[@Nickisae]

I need an animation of Shane as Dorothy saying “When I FIND the f*cking GOWN I WANT? MAYBE I’ll talk to you then”

[@tynekavka9264]

"Hot, searing teen-" Chris Hansen: "Hey why don't you have a seat over there"

[@elizabethnorwood5680]

Petq Panayotova oh my god-

[@FG56710]

Genius 😂

[@ThankYouPain09]

This comment made my soul leave my body

[@raa98raa]

Lmaoooo

[@angelina-qh2og]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kasei.T]

Unrelated, but I'm with you Shane. I totally wanted to go to Antarctica in my 20s. Still kinda do. It's like, the Earthly equivalent of being able to say that you've stood on Mars. How many people can say they've been to Antarctica?? I think it's cool to see something that few people will ever see. More power to ya!

[@ander7960]

“Id like for someone to give me a lot of money for doing nothing” -shane 2019

[@hellobhowareyou9450]

Wild Fire don’t we all?😂

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

The American dream

[@kierstynsaoirse]

Literally my job fam 👌🏻

[@caffeinegoblin]

It’s called a sugar daddy or if you want a gender neutral term, glucose guardian

[@melissataylor881]

Honestly same

[@JinxAnneScott]

You guys should do a special episode where you do unsolved mysteries that were finally solved, give some of us some closure

[@humanname5071]

Then there not unsolved

[@_sleeplessnights]

Buzzfeed Solved Network

[@spazkat1260]

Buzz feed: eventually solved

[@micah8793]

Buzzfeed; Supposedly Solved

[@salenebrom6476]

Kathryn Cornforth-Scott 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@sasukecoochieha]

Ryan: "The only Little I trust is Stuart." Shane: "Little Stuart???"

[@bread8936]

criminallyvulgar anyone remember the Stuart little movies

[@epicveve]

Why is Shane such a dork haha

[@HandlelessTML]

I was also thinking Little Stuart 😂

[@ameliehickinbottom8472]

$750 is a lot of money for an evening gown, it's almost as if she intended to go somewhere else...

[@pnjodaro]

Maybe for the abortion?

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

@@pnjodaro the abortion theory is totally plausible.

[@nikkbronx]

she also took books & chocolates.

[@LD-hs9iv]

@@nikkbronx Perhaps for the waiting room at the most definitely illegal at the time abortion clinic

[@franciscasilva8406]

Quality dresses back then were very expensive, especially when they were custom made. Even today, for someone rich 750$ for a dress isn't uncommon.

[@brooklynnbutterfield1951]

Ryan: I don’t even have $750 in my bank account Even after carrying Buzzfeed?!

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

I hope it was a joke cuz that's a damn shame

[@faithwright09]

Brooklynn Butterfield 🤭🤭😂

[@mirandanils5114]

pajamagirl123 it has to have been a joke 😂 like when people say “I’m eating sleep for dinner”

[@emilyb.8219]

@@mirandanils5114 Well sometimes that's not a joke

[@gruby615]

it's probably not a joke. i mean imagine all of the medical bills that ryan has to spend his money on for his back problems because of carrying the company.

[@funguy101]

they got that energy like they’ve been friends their whole life...

[@batjackattack5556]

Well as shane said “YOURE MY FRIEND”

[@rleejjones536]

They were in school together weren’t they?

[@funguy101]

Rleej Jones ah i didn’t know that lmao

[@saw_kon]

@@rleejjones536 wait really?

[@kaitlyn656]

I dont think so. Shane's from chicago and Ryan is from california.

[@avaspencer7368]

Stop avoiding it. Do a video about the dancing french people.

[@francesleones4973]

I bet Shane's been pestering Ryan for this 😄

[@heckityheck3781]

dancing french people SGHSGSHSSHSJSHSJSH

[@tanhuishan5074]

YAS

[@zarico6157]

Give the shaniacs the sustenance we crave

[@angelina-qh2og]

yesss pleeeeeeeaaaaaase!!!!

[@sofiabarrera4674]

The clip of Shane yelling "IVE GOT YOU AT LAST" now lives rent free in my head

[@kendrarose777]

Shane in the intro: 😐 Shane for the rest of the episode: 🙄😏😂🤔

[@Nemenis]

k

[@lydia883]

These emojis capture the kombucha girls facial expressions lmao

[@Nemenis]

Lydia Holland ohhh.... k

[@elizabethsiskin6159]

Shane's new perfume name should be Shanelle

[@violetsmith5731]

Elizabeth Siskin OMG YES!

[@stefflee4501]

Ba dum tss

[@aroseinwinter7719]

Smart

[@annaleite8167]

Elizabeth Siskin that’s smooth... reeeeal smooth 😎

[@Ella-bo8dm]

XD Yas

[@loganberry3235]

No one: Dorothy: aight Imma head out

[@Angel_leah005]

Kiera Logan this needs more likes

[@dottybelle6355]

Kiera Logan Me everyday

[@amysteriousdisease7168]

this made me giggle

[@SamiShah2004]

Might be the only time I found this meme funny

[@snuffme]

I laughed harder than I should have

[@white_blank3323]

Shane: I love a humorous romantic story Ryan: Well this story does not get humorous nor does it get romantic. Shane: Okay..

[@tr3xgaming807]

In the wise words of Leslie Knope, Shane isn’t yelling at you he’s caring loudly at you lol

[@manuladissanayake3537]

Lol

[@beevee9732]

Hahahaha

[@youcancallmekathyp]

"no one was aware of any secret marriage." Wouldn´t that be the point of a secret marriage? xD

[@curv6058]

O shmeat ur right

[@b.i.c.violet4545]

...I mean, SOMEONE had officialize the marriage. Right? Remember Romeo and Juliet. The Priest knew. The nurse knew.

[@anishaimtiaz1721]

Violet *GRADE TEN ENGLISH 😢*

[@oaks_are_rising1054]

You also need two witnesses so it’s likely that at least one of her friends was there

[@gloriamae28]

"little stuart?" "no, stuart little" "oh, the mouse"

[@soylentcompany5235]

Its a mouse man

[@imapir8rrr]

769 likes. I will not disturb the balance.

[@masterreaper115]

Its all fun and games untill Hoffa, cooper, and miss arnold pull up in a mercury marquis outside the studio

[@strawberrynanny]

Dorthy realizes she's pregnant (most likely by George), she goes dress shopping alone but really she's going up to Pittsburgh to get an abortion. She dies during the procedure, somebody contacts her family and lets them know what happened. Her brother blames George and punches him, her family wants to avoid any scandal so they urge police to stop investigating and remove her from the will. Her dad stands by that Dorthy was murdered by stabbing which is pretty close to the truth.

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

Timelines don't match up.

[@lynze_87]

Actually this seems legit

[@CJ-dh6ld]

Seems likely. I haven't finished the video, but to me it seems more logical than, "I got married and never came home to tell my parents" idk about 1910s, so idk if the parents would kill George for marrying Dorothy. I'm rambling

[@lauda6945]

Completely agree

[@loganplonski922]

That's almost the plot of Rebecca.

[@ieatbabies6719]

Dorothy Arnold: goes missing the watcher: all me baby

[@ellaella1992]

Just watched that one 😂

[@annandres8483]

Oh yeah his grandfather watched over the house in the 1920s so-

[@maximilian6738]

All hail the watcher

[@The_officialDrengr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all hail the watcher

[@charlescalthrop2535]

All hail the watcher.

[@lauracourtney3791]

*Y'all need to chill. Dorothy OBVIOUSLY still hasn't found the right dress.*

[@alumilynn]

Ikr she just was looking for the right dress 🙄🙄🙄

[@oniondev]

She's still looking for her right dress. in the afterlife

[@alex_is_drawing1562]

Why doesn't she just have a designer make her the perfect dress? She'll resurface soon after that... Probably...

[@katherinarobinson8689]

Thats some seriously dress shopping lol

[@stanmamamooandblackpinkcow4414]

Look at the top comment

[@doctorviper2061]

this is legit the female equvilant of the "went to get milk"

[@quickchris10]

``Went to get cigs'' or ``I had just stepped out for a cigarette;'' I hear all the time on the crime docs.

[@sarahaustin7649]

I'm still waiting for the chocolate milk 🙃

[@catboy_tylerr]

“Keeping Up with the Karda-Shanes” -Shane, 2019 “The only little I trust is Stuart” -Ryan, 2019 such beautiful, inspiring quotes

[@kassi3538]

She's walking alone with lots of money. Was probably robbed and killed.

[@brooklynnbutterfield1951]

Kassi Beal very possible. I think the family hired someone to cover up the tracks.

[@phillip6933]

And since her body wasn't found yet, they also probably was buried by the robbers

[@codeblue8922]

If I were a betting man, I’d say she was viciously mauled by a pack of HOT SEARING TEENS!

[@ChaCha.44]

I don’t know approximately how much $ she was gonna inherit, but most heirs and heiresses usually don’t just suddenly disappear - leaving behind their future fortune, right? 🤔

[@hs4780]

@@codeblue8922 I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that lmao

[@ankitakuvalekar1200]

" The boys' gonna crack it. We never do." "That's a guarantee!" 😂😂😂

[@Rashakt]

I kind of want to see Shane and Ryan cover the disappearance of Theodosia Burr. It's a fascinating case and it was a big deal at the time because she was such a prominent figure in the colonies. It was a high profile case because she boarded a ship and the ship itself disappeared without a trace, along with her, the captain, and a friend of Aaron Burr's. I would highly recommend anyone interested in American history to look it up. There were actual novels and poems written with theories about what happened.

[@andreap6708]

" sssssss mmmmm *chipmunk noise* " - Shane Madej, 2019

[@TiffanyAnderson]

An original fragrance.

[@hafsamahmood6958]

mhmm my fave scent

[@JackalopeBunny]

lol

[@venusxfly]

that’s just normal shane any day of the week

[@yanasties]

"Stuart Little." "Oh the mouse. The mouse boi." "He's a man. He was a mouse man. He drove a car." I'm 💀

[@jessiec2220]

That made me realize that means they basically adopted a grown man

[@yanasties]

@@jessiec2220 RIGHT.

[@Elenyiorene]

@@jessiec2220 Stuart Little was 7 years old and also not adopted! He's their biological child.

[@jessiec2220]

Elenyiorene explain

[@tfordham13]

Ok

[@tben92]

Shane's perfume would be "chipmusk"

[@madifilms_1277]

🤣🤣lmao I can’t breathe I’m laughing so much! I’m a sucker for cheesy puns so this was perfect tbh!

[@mollybrolly3523]

underrated comment right here 😂

[@GiDD504]

Honey Potter I wonder what it would smell like 😂👃🏻

[@madifilms_1277]

GiDD _ Rosy Parks

[@vadapartyannapurna]

@@GiDD504 it’ll smell ‘NUTTY’

[@callmespinach4524]

"They should do a Gossip Girl reboot in the 1910s" Not them predicting Bridgerton lmao

[@tairneanaich]

A little further back but still the vibe haha

[@haya.n4342]

Shane: you're my friend Ryan: I- Shane: YOU'RE MY FRIEND

[@grizzillie9541]

"keeping up with the... Kardash- Kardashanes"

[@CalebFKottke]

5:40 Ryan: If I went missing for like, a week do you think you'd be alarmed? Shane: I think so you're my friend Ryan: That's nice I didn't think you'd be alarmed. Shane: You're my friend Ryan: I don't like how you said- Shane: YOU'RE MY FRIEND Ryan: Why are you yelling at me you're my- Shane: *YOU'RE MY FRIEND* Ryan: Oh my god! Shane: *I WOULD BE CONCERNED IF YOU DISAPPEARED* Ryan: ... Shane: And we'd get a pretty baller season out of it cuz it'd just be me bein' like "I dunno whattaya got? Anybody seen him?"

[@mhm3850]

Thanks I was looking for the timestamp.

[@nachosauce]

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR A TIME STAMP 🙏

[@ItsDobbie]

I’m glad I can read

[@Skymonslayer]

And then it became a popular sound on TikTok

[@kashishjain7163]

@@Skymonslayer really??

[@dovelugosi]

Thank you very much for being the kind of men who can say 'donate to planned parenthood' (even during work hours) ❤️

[@IvysWhackedWonderland]

That made me so happy

[@amandasolorio5782]

"Keeping up with the Karda-shanes" hahahaha omg I lost it.

[@xograyce]

But the look he gave the camera was the best part of that😂😂

[@LoveThoseTunes11]

Shane was mighty proud of that play on words. :)

[@LA-xc4tc]

The- k-Karda.. Kardashanes.....😏 😂😂😂

[@sherlockholmes-pb9ig]

AHAHAAH WITH BREAD

[@meg6833]

"Just show up, a little aged, and say I'm her. Then I'm rolling in it." Anyone wanna point out that Shane is just Dmitri from Anastasia lmao

[@leticiaduarte9840]

Grandma, it's me, Anastasia!

[@FiveFootZero]

@@leticiaduarte9840 THAT SCENE! HAHAHAH

[@siennabeck3898]

Oml

[@hayleyannmarie1173]

Yes i was thinking the same thing im glad im not the only one

[@bridgidthepirateelf4135]

omg he is

[@fantagrip8304]

I would like to see shane and ryan doing a escape room

[@isabellevasquez7433]

We don’t need to give ryan a literal actual heart attack

[@prettymuchpaige1381]

omg yes please

[@jordanhendrix2619]

Isabelle Vasquez they aren't that stressful. They're a fun hour of solving clues and unlocking a door.

[@emmacook8170]

i would watch Ryan and Shane do literally anything tbh...

[@mithralgear417]

YESS OMG. JESUS.

[@ms.whoami3639]

At 3:52 when Shane says “searing teens” he sounds like Stephen Russell when he’s voicing Belethor and Cynric Endall from Skyrim

[@toratoragaming]

My theory: she just couldn’t find the evening dress she ACTUALLY liked and is still shopping to this day #postmortem

[@prernatripathy8406]

Put #postmortem in this

[@bookworm1691]

This straight up facts

[@gilbertbernand]

You made my day bro

[@zaraelsaid1849]

This is the best logical theory I've ever seen.

[@theinvestigator7989]

Belivelable

[@idolizationist]

The fact that Shane just wants to be a sugar baby is amazing to me

[@f.b.i3579]

Why wouldn't you want that

[@bobbycannon5497]

I bet a bird flying is amazing to you. What’s the significance of this😂?

[@HollywoodUndead1509]

No surprise to me. I comprehended why he is like that as soon as he said "donate to planned parenthood".

[@sparklinglemon-limepop8442]

@@HollywoodUndead1509 SHSHDSDBJDHASDSD

[@kaitlin8833]

SIOUX FALLS. I am from around there. Don’t come. It’s cold and there is nothing here 🙏😢🤷‍♀️

[@el.springall]

Here's my theory: It's really suspicious that the parents took so long to make the investigation public, and so quick to stop searching and write her out of their will. I think Dorothy and George were in love and/or knocked up, which would have been a huge embarrassment for the parents, so maybe the parents told them to disappear and gave them enough money to go start a life somewhere far away #postmortem

[@katichu]

That seems pretty likely to me.

[@theawesomeman2316]

Very possible people care alot about respect back in the day.

[@nooneanonymous3340]

Same. They were way too quick to give up on her ever being found alive. Say she got pregnant by Griscom during their meet-up in Boston, maybe she had an abortion and they either killed her because they knew she was still seeing George, or because she’d had an abortion. Both would have been taboo for the time.

[@gloriamae28]

Considering this time in history there is a possibility that the family could have been involved in her disappearance. Especially if there was an unwanted marriage or pregnancy.

[@Gagatrondraa]

Laura Springall or they killed her

[@addie_is_me]

Her parents, declaring her kidnapped and killed and not wanting investigations to continue, even to find her body? They must have found out what happened and did not want it public. people grieve in their own way, but there are parameters. She was well known, recognizable, she could not have been invisible forever. She did not just scaddale.

[@BuggggZapperBob]

"How hard can it be to change your identity?" *Ricky Goldsworth has entered the chat*

[@mellowlemons22]

Ethan Adam-Dufresne élève français?

[@BuggggZapperBob]

@Leilahni Payes HOW THE HECK

[@marciaosullivan3200]

Elizabeth Warren has joined the chat

[@CaptainLog]

Shane is dressing like a 30 year old with Fine Arts degree money.

[@theWeaverofTales]

,,, I had just picked out those same frames today, you have roasted me as well

[@devinmccurry4235]

Is that good money or bad money?? In my area of the states nobody really ever goes to college, so I'm confused on what you mean haha

[@kingsly2275]

devin mccurry fancy poor is the best way i Would describes that Kinda of money

[@user-kl1on3nw7y]

How?

[@bonny96123]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[@NoBlackHearts]

Why aren’t her parents in a theory? They wrote her out of their will real quick

[@gloriamae28]

I was thinking the same thing! They could have had her killed.

[@FashionKraz411]

Did she have any siblings, maybe they hired someone to kill her

[@Shawnaberries]

Why even write her out the will if shes deceased 😬 does it matter if she’s still in it ?

[@FashionKraz411]

@@Shawnaberries when it comes to stuff like life insurance for ex. It usually just goes to the next person in line. Idk if it's the same with wills

[@PoochieCollins]

*Yeah, especially suspicious since you can have a will stipulate that if she were still not found by the time the parents (father?) pass that the money's redistributed among the other heirs anyway. She absolutely did not need to be written out of the will.*

[@lexiarie6545]

19:00 Rewatching this segment after Roe V Wade has been overturned and states have started to ban abortions is like watching a flashback of the past become the present

[@sunakshisanwal]

ifkr, my thoughts exactly

[@KeeBay30]

@@Gamfluent oh still can. Just putting women's lives to further more risk. Like in this case here...

[@Mayochup191]

@@KeeBay30 plenty of states let a woman abort in cases of medical emergencies. Aborting because you had unprotected sex and now regret it is the issue on hand

[@ilovenickwilde]

literally what i thought of

[@violet7773]

@@Mayochup191 so you think that a baby should be a punishment for doing something you view as immoral behaviour? Parenthood should be a choice, not a prison sentence

[@harvestcheddar0]

“I don’t even have $750 in my bank account right now.” That’s it Buzzfeed. Give these boys a raise. They deserve it, and you know it.

[@Yelgie]

You think that's true?

[@Yelgie]

That they don't even have $750 in their accounts?

[@emilyrnld5991]

Glad I wasn't the only person that caught that. Yeah California is an expensive place to live but damn.

[@harvestcheddar0]

Yel H I think they do in their savings account. Checking, probably not. They live in the LA area. Corporate jobs that pay 60k can still leave you with little money after rent and all your other bills. Can’t imagine living in a place like that with their prices.

[@EllaMeepa]

It's a well known fact that buzzfeed doesn't pay well, which is why multiple people have branched off of buzzfeed and started their own channels

[@daybellinej813]

ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS WHEN I HEAR RYANS VOICE SAY “..... THIS week we” ❤️

[@marioruvalcaba9487]

AutismSpeaks.com

[@irelyndhenry1176]

Bob Wulf what?

[@sydneybrown3516]

i forgot what shane’s last name was and all my brain was supplying was “Shane Bidet” #roastmortem

[@massivelyscrewed177]

Much better than madej

[@Buggle7619]

When he has finished his BUN life...that will be his nxt business venture . Hahaha

[@MissS1989]

This comment belongs in roast-mortem.

[@ankekruger128]

Sydney Brown shane madej’s bidets

[@juiceyborger]

Sydney Brown i mean thats basically right

[@starrfoster3477]

Shane muttering “give money to planned parenthood “ gave me life

[@spo0ky_artz365]

Ikr :D

[@andrewstephens9383]

Lost respect for Shane on that comment

[@skarut1485]

@Andrew Stevens cry about it

[@binugget]

@@andrewstephens9383 you’re allowed to think that. And Shane’s allowed to think that

[@JBConsistency]

I like Shane but I disagree with him on that. No hate.