The Insane Secret German Plan to Invade America

[@dom7181]

Bro my little brother came running into my room saying that we are going to be invaded by Germany and he showed me this video

[@papajhonsreal]

And how exactly how old was he? If he were, like, 6, then I'd get it, but older than 10, I'd laugh.

[@papajhonsreal]

@Damian Herrrera that's a fair estimate

[@alamindumengjiala5214]

😂😂😂😂

[@blauwbeer556]

@@papajhonsreal or he can't speak English very well.

[@OmicronTauKappaClassicDaddy]

When you are both older be sure to savor the moment with him. Good times!

[@zortlungac3846]

I thought this was WW2 , now i know Wilhelm's mustache is better than Hitler's

[@imperialguardsman5929]

Thank you Wilhelm, very cool

[@nevasky533]

Abdülaziz Okumuş same

[@just.r1ce]

Bismarck over all the scrubs

[@breadboi4044]

Same

[@vodecif4yxx]

ITS CALLED WILLHELM NOT WILHELM

[@evaristegalois6282]

America: *exists* Europe: “That’s a nice country you have there. It’d be a shame if someone ... _discovered_ it”

[@rfij3268]

continent*

[@rambunctiousbearguy]

el agente de medianoche it doesn’t make sense geographically that it would even be a continent

[@mathewcreed9295]

@elite rager it is ,south and north America or the Americas

[@KaNofbeans]

Natives : *Surprised Pikachu Face* That's how Mafia Works

[@XZsuperBoom]

The Rambunctious Reincarnation Of The Bear Guy it makes more sense saying continent (The Americas) than the country since without the Europeans US would have never been a country... America (USA) needed Europe to exists... the Americas had always been there tho

[@connorm9995]

They wouldn’t even make it past the “Florida man”

[@thecreamycrusader290]

Lmao, they wouldn't

[@kingcp0878]

Connor McKenna Florida men Men.

[@user-jo1bs9hl5x]

Big Steve in a British pub could after a few pints of lager

[@Your_neighborhood_Indoraptor]

Yep I am a Florida man

[@marioluisbonoan6175]

I highly suggest whoever wants to invade united States ,to completely avoid or skip Florida. Youll thank me later

[@Taikamuna]

*_It's not so secret anymore_*

[@bbobbiegurl467]

*or is it?*

[@shohamdas]

*vsauce music*

[@triangulum8869]

*”What is secret?”*

[@alvarodm]

Taikamuna Oh hey the dominos guy

[@johnpatino8996]

Your turning into Justin Y.... I see you everywhere.

[@pegeonpera]

"We will build a wall" "But Mr. President, they are attacking from sea" "We will build a sea-wall"

[@lonelychameleon3595]

And we’ll make Germany pay for it

[@-gemberkoekje-5547]

I'm from the Netherlands, we build that.

[@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471]

Thus they will be prevented from shitting in the streets.

[@coachrenaldo]

“But Mr. President, they are attacking from the air.”

[@vincent_bishop9040]

@@coachrenaldo then we will build an air wall.

[@bmjv77]

Well, after 1945 Germany did expand it's influence in Latin America...

[@quinnavdb7370]

best amv a lot of nazi german officers fleed to latin america to avoid trial for warcrimes in europe

[@quinnavdb7370]

best amv by f*kin those big ass latin girls

[@manygoatmany6055]

Nazi was comrade

[@Emil62003]

best amv are you fucking slow mate or are you just playing?

[@skatingfreak1670]

@@Oussama-q4l I think it was a joke Not very funny so let's say an attempt at a joke

[@The_Honcho]

Germany: “We have you blockaded America, HAHA” US: “Bro we are self sufficient”

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

Best Comment

[@JM-fo1te]

America's biggest trade partners are literally their neighbors. They would've been fine.

[@thescrout9831]

Yeah i bet america would of been like: Shut the fuck up.

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

@@JM-fo1te china makes our medicines tho and most of our clothes and most of everything. It would take a while for us to manufacture our own products

[@JM-fo1te]

@@GuyFromTheSouth pretty sure America would just switch to Mexico for manufacturing with just a slight jump in costs.

[@alexernst9448]

I clicked on this thinking it would be a crazy Nazi thing, then I saw old Willie and thought, "Oh boy this is gonna be REALLY nuts."

[@dacacar2850]

Literally same

[@Nooriman-mg7yw]

Same whit me all btw your profil picture from my f*cking favorite game

[@breadboi4044]

Same fam

[@SenkaBandit]

Oh boy

[@iamyash67]

Same

[@GAtTheTop]

To quote the words of the most well respected and skillful Japanese officer, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto; “You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.”

[@JoelJames2]

Attributed*

[@esco5593]

Couldn't have said it better. Even Montana would be somewhat difficult to take; virtually everyone there specializes in long range shooting

[@ritagasper1958]

*Laughs in Vietnamese trees*

[@esco5593]

@@ritagasper1958 *we don't talk about that around here*

[@AnimatedAirlines]

@@esco5593 *laughs in rice fields*

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

As long as they don’t do it in the winter they’re probably fine

[@metaridleyakathecunninggod1006]

Eh...that joke wasn't that...cool.

[@genetix7173]

come on, everyone knows that the Atlantic freezes over in the winter, that must be what he is talking about.

[@Clamjammer]

Siege of leningrad..

[@orppranator5230]

kremit the frog No, it’s not that cold here. Except maybe northern New England.

[@Emily_Travels]

Somebody didn't pay attention during history...

[@eam6410]

“Insane Secret” 2.8M people: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@chez069]

(to raid area 51?)

[@alex2005z]

2.9 million now

[@zachatck6567]

Wow how original

[@dalliskal4827]

Now it's 3.5 million

[@danielbenington4814]

Literally any foreign nation: "hey let's invade America." Millions of Americans: *laughs in 2nd Ammendment*

[@Skydive20991]

Literally any foreign nation: "let's live pacefully together" Millions of Americans: laughs in 2nd Ammendment shooting each others 24/7

[@danielbenington4814]

@@Skydive20991 criminals don't care about gun laws, a the only thing those laws accomplish is removing the capacity of law abiding citizens to defend themselves.

[@Skydive20991]

* laughing in european *

[@warnerhunt9106]

Massimo T well at least you’re not laughing in German. And you’re welcome!

[@warnerhunt9106]

Golden Bison only until the Europeans get here!!

[@doug412]

German Soldiers: Walking anywhere in the south In the distance: YEE YEE

[@SA-5247]

Doug41 imagine being a paratrooper deploying over Louisiana 😂... “Paw look at those big ducks!” (The noise of 1 million shotguns racking and grizzly wintergreen cans packing)

[@kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315]

*Big iron INTENSIFIES*

[@surfingtothestars]

*banjo music intensifies

[@bulldozer8950]

Some father: son get my gun *walks in, Turns on some stereotypical southern music* Son walks out with four guns Whole family: so anyway, I started blasting.

[@VacuumMaster-vf1ke]

The charge of the 50 four wheelers

[@avelus5984]

Everyone: *Invading the United States is impossible* Hearts of Iron IV: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

[@user-dl1xz3mj3i]

US was already colonized and shaped by English and Germans

[@lokifdog]

Europa Universalis IV : Am i a joke to you?

[@avelus5984]

Lokifdog World Conqueror IV: Am I a joke to you?

[@lokifdog]

@@avelus5984 European War series : Am i a joke to you?

[@avelus5984]

Lokifdog Great Conqueror Rome: Am I a joke to you?

[@alexschmidt443]

Bismarck: *Made Germany Great again* Wilhelm II.: ''Yeh, you're a good mate. Glad to have ya'' Bismarck: ''We also don't need Colonies to be great'' Wilhelm II.: ''You're fired'' The downfall of Germany in a nutshell.

[@crkcrk702]

Don’t have colony was a goood décision in the long term finally

[@garygreen2146]

Except he didn't make it great again because essentially he created germany. Until bismark there was no country called germany

[@historyman9436]

@@garygreen2146 there was and all the German substates Viewed themselves as Part of it, but they we're all Like, you dont get to rule over me. "Germany" was actually a Result of napolion, seeing as how the German states reinforced the "German Coalition" which started as the Northern States and, at some Point, even Had Austria in it.

[@jpg99999]

Gosh, Wilhelm was such a dipsh*t.

[@alexschmidt443]

@@garygreen2146 Not officially, but the term ''Deutsche'' existed arround the times from the breakup of the Frankian Kingdome. In most nations the Germans are still called by the old Roman name: Germans. Or ''Germanians''. The first time however that Germans called themselves ''Deutsche'' instead of ''Germanen'' was after the reign of Ludwig der Deutsche. It wasn't common though at the start. Troughout the times of medieval ages Germans splitted they own identity. For the Germans there were no Germans, but Bavarians, Frankish, Saxonies etc. However, outside of HRE, the common term ''German'' was used. As for Slavic people, they used the term ''niemicki'' which back then ment as much as ''foreigner'' or ''Stranger''.

[@Nefare1781]

“Secret Plan” Video: *Over 1 Million Views*

[@bawicz0]

Well you see Ivan, uhhh l8

[@chashtv7782]

We all now carry the burden of this secret

[@idontknowwhatimdoing8095]

@Gaius Wyrden r/whoooose

[@413TECH]

2 mil people knows about this

[@shazybear]

@Gaius Wyrden r/woosh

[@EssenceEtienne]

Lol this wouldn’t have worked if they came to New York. Our mutant rats would attack on command

[@ukdrill1241]

This is hilarious! 😂

[@Phantom87865]

Underrated Comment

[@Mercy384]

😂

[@speedybeatzz9235]

Attack what you can only pull weaves.

[@EssenceEtienne]

Jacob Beattie LMFAOO. Now your blocked. Cause you had to be racist!

[@JoelJames2]

Germany: "Lets attack New York! America will be quick to surrender!" *disbelief in Afghanistan*

JoelJames2 well, I get the memo of the joke but how can you compare two planes hitting two towers and a load of war ships sending hundreds of shells towards their city, if not more.

[@9thwonderboy]

Lmao!!! See how the US Marines got their asses kicked in BLACK HAWK DOWN?? It would be JUST LIKE THAT!!

[@mattgrim5178]

@@9thwonderboy btw buddy those guys were army so if you're going to make a disrespectful statement at least have your facts straight.

[@9thwonderboy]

Matthew Demetriou DICKFACE!!! You get the point.

[@mattgrim5178]

@@9thwonderboy No actually I don't because with the black hawk down situation there were few Americans who died compares to the hundreds of rebels who were killed so for the situation I would say it's actually flipped the rebels got their asses kicked

[@designedbybold]

“You cannot invade mainland America. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.” -Admiral Yamamoto (allegedly)

[@arrowpictures2844]

Invading the USA is like invading Vietnam.

[@definitelynotasimp9334]

@@arrowpictures2844 even worse if u want to invade America today, literally everyone has a gun.

[@ryanescalera8926]

@@definitelynotasimp9334 Facts and these people dont play😂😂

[@americaanimations2433]

@@definitelynotasimp9334 Indeed, one of the two reasons we have the 2nd Amendment in the first place.

[@userofusers5787]

lol, comment section full of american gun lovers who think milita have any combat value in a symmetrical conflict.

[@LedosKell]

They still would have complained about the Americans using shotguns.

[@CaptOrbit]

We do love our scatterguns.

[@Mizzurani]

They complained about Shotguns? When?

[@coolcoolmm]

Angry Commenter it’s was ww1 not 2

[@FirstLast-ie1bs]

@@zythlan you've already been corrected, but I'll do it again. It was ww1. And they made a formal complaint about them causing wounds difficult to treat. It's not unprecedented to do so. And the allies used gas first. The Germans just jumped into chemical warfare deeper after the car was out of the bag. True history isn't black and white.

[@fahmi4279]

@@zythlan Do more Reasearch

[@RD4Music]

To be fair, most modern “superpower” nations have drafts on ways to invade each other. But this one takes the cake for ambition.

[@JoelJames2]

I think the biggest problem with this whole invasion plan is that it leaves no room for error/flexibility, and assumes that Britain would stay out of it when they have much to gain/much to lose. Almost like The German Empire had a history of making plans like this... *cough* Schlieffen Plan *cough*

[@lightravenn]

Plans? More like strategic game theathers for commanders to practice.

[@ignacio4159]

*madness

[@ryhanzfx1641]

If you care to look for the actual plan when it was made, it was in 1898, back when America is neither strong nor weak, before war with Spain, America seems pretty penetrable

[@XXXTENTAClON227]

I disagree Operation Unthinkable… I mean it’s in the name

[@PeterdaPanda]

US: Exists Germany: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

[@loganmays3703]

Uncle Sam whatever dude, the amount of firearms in the us creates the largest army in the world. They would take outlying states. After that they would take so many loses that it would not be worth it for them.

[@doomfred7896]

Uncle Sam The US would destroy today’s Germany easily😂

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

Damn they should make a video game about that

[@bal-duredt2190]

Turkey already destroy you'r country from the inside (Lmao)

[@craigbiggam2111]

@@bal-duredt2190 they're fucking everywhere ! I visited Munich in 2013 and Jesus Christ! The amount of turks I met outnumbered the Germans. Or the Germans didn't like me... but I believe it was the other way 😂😂😂

[@scottishbananaclan]

Germans: invade US Every American with a Gun: *helo*

[@ifreezies]

Well US citizens account for 46% of worldwide civilian firearms

[@babyigotchomoney]

Yeah a couple guys with guns gonna do something when 20 thousand trained troops invading 😭😭😭 but I can admire the respect of bravery but always stay real my friend

[@ifreezies]

@@babyigotchomoney A couple guys? Mate, we own 46% of the worlds firearms, and now most Women carry as well. And these aren't just handguns, were talking about AR-15s. They're not trained? Yes they are. No idiot can just walk into a gun store without a license and buy a gun

[@startingbark0356]

@@ifreezies however we talking about ww1

[@scottishbananaclan]

@@startingbark0356 the US would be too damn large for the German Empire to keep a sustained offensive in the US. I mean literally the US wouldn't surrender just because the Germans held Boston or New York City. The US military would just assault over and over again, cut off the city from reinforcements and eventually use chemical warfare and such to remove the Germans. Even if somehow the Germans pushed inwards to the US. The Appalachian mountains would turn into a Vietnam for Germany.

[@sourceofficial1782]

Try doing that now, people would be rollin’ tanks out they damn garages

[@keelyleilani1326]

Facts

[@galaxygrl4466]

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@CarlosGraOca]

😂

[@turq1824]

Lmao

[@jonasb104]

@Chris Lohr Civilians??? I hope not😂...😅

[@paulhumphreys919]

Germany: “I’m just going to sail all my ships through the middle of the Atlantic. This can’t possibly go wrong.” Britain: ‘laughs in British’

[@joeswanson5486]

It’s a fleet of battleships how would they find out and if the did it wouldn’t be enough time for enough ships to make it to deafete the German fleet

[@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588]

Paul Humphreys english*

[@ShinraBanshomaru]

@@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588 British*

[@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588]

The Riolu Fan *english*

[@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588]

The Riolu Fan u can’t laugh in British u can laugh in English tho 🤣

[@wen5942]

America could easily defend themselves with Toyota Corollas

[@sabersz]

Toyota is a Japanese company

[@ballsackjoe]

Rip Curl 69 r/woooooooosh

[@yourbrother7835]

@@ballsackjoe r/ihavereddit

[@blackflame_]

@@yourbrother7835 you defeated the purpose of that subreddit genius

[@yourbrother7835]

@@blackflame_Oof I just r/ihavereddited my self

[@richardthomas5362]

On paper this seemed possible, based on military strength. Before the Spanish/American war the US navy was small and the army was less than 100,000, mostly scattered around the great plains keeping the peace. I think the Germans assumed that they could seize some areas and secure them before the rest of the US army got mobilized. I heard that the German general staff was appalled at the idea, but the Kaiser wanted to implement it, until he became buddies with Teddy Roosevelt. Once the Kaiser cancelled the invasion the German general staff, with much quiet rejoicing, shelved the plans.

[@snuckles888]

Any plan is possible on paper when you have the resources and production to do so. It never would’ve succeeded because they never had the fleet needed to carry out such a mission

[@Jack-tm4er]

Germans invade: Americans: SECOND AMENDMENT TIME BOIS

[@Clarence2Worley]

Yeah, that was one of many huge flaws in their plan. We would've beat the brakes off of them.

[@mtnmann72]

Locked and loaded at all times.

[@j_jinxer]

Time for Texas to shine!

[@hazmatt3250]

Texas just sitting in the back sharpening a knife like Sgt. Stigglets.

[@prussia1557]

Any country invades America Official American Government Response: "Any one who kills an enemy soldier gets their gun for free" American Army goes into the millions.

[@somepiesheep4426]

TBH I thought this would be about the Nazis

[@delltawnnorthri7459]

Most people are starting to wake up about the National Socialists... So... "Europa the last battle" Watch it

[@nevasky533]

Same

[@delltawnnorthri7459]

@Pie in the sky HAVE YOU WOKEN UP YET, GOOD SIR? KZbin: Thulean Perspective Google: William Pierce Archive

[@doctoroctopus2620]

@@delltawnnorthri7459 What do you mean by "wake up" please don't tell me your another nazi revisionists or worse sympathizer

[@derpanzer5219]

Scurvy-_Smurf National socialist*

[@No-ze9by]

*This video was made possible by skillsh-* *CHEDDAR*

[@No-ze9by]

@@maya_yaser yes

[@fromfareast3070]

@@maya_yaser This video was supported by Brill- *CHEDDAR*

[@MinecraftSMGbros]

Hahahahahah

[@bbobbiegurl467]

@@maya_yaser No this video was made possible by thicc- *CHEDDAR*

[@billy9075]

By skilldiashedder

[@1Reddd]

Imagine being invaded in modern day America, they’d have to get through Bubba in his makeshift armored Silverado with a mounted .50 Cal blaring fortunate son

[@HermitagePrepper]

"Not all of the armies of Europe lead by Napoleon himself would ever be able to take a drink of the Ohio river."- Abraham Lincoln

[@shanebrown2009]

This was the quote I was trying to think of when I watched this video. Good reply.

[@WildAngel-ti5rx]

Oh hell yes! I saw Abraham vampire killer and he is a bad ass with the ax

[@TheDJGrandPa]

@youtube user with what navy? 😂

[@HermitagePrepper]

@@Account-jn7xu Hard Disagree...There are Americans of German ancestry

[@peterwestover4352]

Because America is so strong or because the Ohio river is so toxic

[@efilwv1635]

Sounds like this idea was contrived out of boredom rather than an actual plan.

[@MM-vt3hf]

@@stefanpopescu5372 Well it would definetely be possible if multiple countries declared war

[@AgentTasmania]

Common assignment for training officers is drafting hypothetical plans for improbable campaigns.

[@d_c-fq7fb]

@Arithmetic the current military budget is 700 million, its somewhat close but not exactly 1 trillion

[@thenoicemango1827]

Arithmetic That’s like a 300 billion dollar difference.

[@firebird4491]

dylandinosaur 7 0 0 M I L L I O N

[@lucarioplusher461]

🇩🇪: can you help me attack the 🇺🇸 🇲🇽: no. I don’t want to. I’m busy 🇩🇪: what? Why are you busy? 🇲🇽: yes.

[@AreiaMercurius]

🇨🇳🇺🇸🇩🇪🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧🇰🇷🇯🇵

[@crxsh3rrr]

@Lucario Plusher cant speel

[@crxsh3rrr]

Spell*

[@lucarioplusher461]

Rodrigo Palacios You can’t even spell 🤣🤣🤣

[@lucarioplusher461]

I am using flags to show people the country’s flag instead of showing words

[@TommygunNG]

In 1900, the War Department did a study that found that a successful invasion of the United States would require an army of at least one million men. It also found that only Britain and France could hope to get even 50,000 troops across the Atlantic. This German plan never had a chance. So they tried to team with Mexico.

[@kaisershephard916]

Germany:*occupies and destroys American cities* gib surrender USA: *laughs in country-wide militias*

[@SteleCat]

My thought exactly. The second plan required that Americans would demand peace. Clearly this guy hadn't met very many Americans.

[@Asiandiskool]

Lmao exactly. America is almost impossible to invade. Besides the terrain changing, and the military, you have 1/3 of the population armed 😂

[@nonyanonya6292]

Such a cute meme. Tell me, what has America learned from the iraq war? Germany would have learned that lesson a lot sooner. The lesson to mostly drop bombs from the air like they do in Syria would probably be implemented. And it would not take germany 9 years and 5000 deaths to learn.

[@jaronsimon5816]

Nonya Bidness The Iraq war was handled in a much different mannerism than if a country tried to outright invade the US homeland. All bets would be off, and the 80 million guns in citizens’ hands would come into play. American citizens dream of scenarios like this.

[@lykuscerebros9480]

@@jaronsimon5816 yeh that plan was completly insane not the first (or last) time that Wilhelm II was completly nuts

[@cazalive]

Anyone: *Makes an video about war* comments section: *everybody turns into a high graded Air Force general and talks about the ultimate plan to invade the world*

[@michealroth120800]

USSR spreads communism and annexes the world while everybody is sent to Gulag

[@615MEDIA]

Gold

[@dylanghawks]

To quote a famous Japanese admiral "I fear we have awoken a sleeping giant and filled it with terrible resolve" Admiral Yamamoto

[@johnpaulabocad6941]

A famous? He was THE famous Japanese admiral. the only one sane enough to not go to war with the US

[@jimboonie9885]

Japan still lasted 5 years

[@kareemal-saghir4721]

@@jimboonie9885 4

[@roudyman777]

'Merica: "You done pissed me off! LOL YEE HAW lemme drop a couple nukes on ya!

[@art6322]

@@jimboonie9885 only lasted 4 years cause we were too busy destroying the nazis

[@Ranger215able]

Germany: Draws secret plans to invade US. America: “You’re welcome to try.”

[@zainkassem3692]

Are u a veteran?

[@zainkassem3692]

@@Ranger215able thank u for ur service ❤❤

[@razkable]

to be fair in the pre late 20's america was easier to invade...

[@dvf1736]

@@razkable easier, but would still be insanely difficult for a nation such as Germany, which is much more focused to land armies than a navy,

[@thescrout9831]

@@razkable The USA was at that point considered a great power and could even take on Germany. i think the US would be fine.

[@masthebake]

Germany: You'll be hearing from us soon. Meet us in the middle of nowhere. Come alone.

[@DEGermany]

Don't forget to leave your phone at home.

[@cokguzeladam]

@@DEGermany HAHHA XDD w8 wut? I have to come alone?....

[@Mediocreinput]

2:16 Germans seems to pass the bermuda triangle easily

[@themightyranger6321]

*that's just how we are*

[@averageperson8274]

Kaiser Wilhelm II: XD prepare to get rekt amerika lol German Kriegsmarine Kommandant: Mein Herr our ships and U boots just disappeared in the carribean in a area called Bermuda triangle Kaiser Wilhelm II: *SHEIßSE*

[@averageperson8274]

@@nouturnmusic fixed

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Because it doesn’t exist

[@davidszczepan5855]

MMMMMMMMMMHHHHH????

[@Skyler.142]

This would make an amazing video game with an alternate history

[@AgentTasmania]

TheSpartan Hearts of Iron IV with the Great War mod

[@DecryptNeon]

A new Battlefield game

[@shawshank_1317]

There is already a game,glory of generals on iOS play legion mode and select "Invasion of America "

[@SRTBOAT]

Wolfenstein is pretty much a post ww2 version of this.

[@TheKev507]

You can do this in Empire Total War. It's set a little bit earlier but doable.

[@darkstock5103]

New York City: Exists Any German dictator or king ever: Mein, Mein, MEIN!!!

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

Iraq: exits Any American President ever: Weapons of mass destruction! War! War! Not oil!

[@rowancox3692]

Japan: *does Pearl Harbor* America: I’m gonna end this mans whole career

[@Joe-hl2ts]

This video is about world war 1. How is that relevant at all?

[@moncery_na]

Japan: bombs pearl harbor America: hippity hoppity I bomb your property

[@yourunclebob4964]

They touched our boats

[@adanahmed2917]

Actually America knew about Pearl Harbor and that the Japanese were going to attack. They just wanted a reason to enter the war

[@georgerodriguez2625]

Wrong war bud

[@officialarianteo]

Well i guess it's not a secret anymore!

[@EthanBoBethan]

@Provocateur wait so commiefornia wouldn't exist?

[@Wickedonezz]

USA shouldve been with Germany we would've even got Canada and there would be no Nazis

[@AlexRodriguez-oo9yu]

Provocateur You do realize that Nazis were socialists, right? It’s literally in their name. It all falls under Marxism.

[@abuhumaid9]

@@AlexRodriguez-oo9yu Only Communism falls under Marxism, National Socialism is the way, look at how Germany's economy was like under National Socialism.

[@just.r1ce]

@@AlexRodriguez-oo9yu the nazis were fascist which meant their economic policy was more like corporatism or syndaclism

[@pegeonpera]

Oh yes, I've always wondered how Kaiser's army would have fed themselves across a 25 day transatlantic journey Edit : I get the feeling people didn't get my sarcasm

[@markmh835]

With Kaiser rolls. (and perhaps some bratwurst and sauerkraut.)

[@jospi2]

Probably the same way the US Navy fed themselves in the Pacific war.

[@itsbritneytwitch]

@@ChrisDyn1 r/woooosh

[@itsbritneytwitch]

@@jospi2 r/woooosh

[@TheAverageTargaryen]

It's Britney Twitch lol look an edgy reddit kid

[@RobGcraft]

“Let’s invade the USA!” USA: *wheezing while loading weapons*

[@powerman2610]

@Pojka *Pearl Harbor has entered the chat*

[@lyricalarchives8341]

@@powerman2610 Pearl Harbour isn't an invasion tbh, its just an attack of the Harbour to weaken US Navy, Invasion is like your Army are owning a military bases on process to control the entire country

[@powerman2610]

@@lyricalarchives8341 soo the insurrection of the Capitol building ?

[@Noodlesyumm]

@@powerman2610 Yes, Hawaii :P

[@anthonywiththew]

@F.W. pearl harbor, 9/11, like 50 terrorist attacks, burning of the White house, want me to continue?

[@kasozar3800]

America and Russia are the hardest country’s to conquer

[@GAZAMAN93X]

Any large countries really. The US,Russia,China,Canada,Australia & India are very large countries that'll be hard to put down

[@TypicalMan]

@@GAZAMAN93X In australia youd be more worried about the animals than the soldiers haha

[@ADrunkBassist]

Iran is virtually impossible to conquer too.

[@jordanbenally4603]

Antarctica bro, they have an army of savage penguins

[@ADrunkBassist]

@@jordanbenally4603 I have a feeling you listen to GWAR

[@JamarfromAfar]

“You cannot invade America, there would be a man with a rifle behind every blade of grass.” Isoroku Yamamoto.

[@problematic7993]

If they're not organised it wouldn't make a difference.

[@MrRinoHunter]

@@problematic7993 lol I take it you don't read much.

[@zainkhan69420]

America too strong

[@awreckedisledissfunkshun9274]

@@zainkhan69420 not really Russia, England and Germany much stronger

[@glenv9511]

iixsophie It's a matter of opinion on which army is the strongest, but the US is still a formidable opponent, with its massive military budget and soldiers currently active. Other than China and India, our army is the third largest, with our civilians owning guns, as well. Most gun owners are trained in using their weapon, so they could quickly attack an invader if war broke out. Although you're not wrong that European countries are powerful, the US is the same, too.

[@1293ST]

Looking still at the fact that at that point in history Germany owned an army greater than that of Britain and France combined as well as a fleet almost as large as that of Britain and of superior quality. It really wasn't that insane. In the end, the thing Germany lacked were strong leadership and resources. In WW2 they then had leadership but still no resources.

[@tomislav5689]

In WW2, they had a bad leadership, everyone had to report everything to Hitler, and he was a bad strategist who didnt want to hear his experts.

[@holdenraymorris]

@@tomislav5689 idk what history you were looking at, but hitler proved himself to be anything but a bad strategist. His only real blunder was starting operation barbarossa some time before winter, as the cold was the only thing that stopped the vigorous butt fucking the soviets were getting

[@Ulas_Aldag]

To be honest compared to it´s time and the overall capabilities the german imperial military was superior to the third reichs one. The nazis were punching way over their weight division but coulnd´t take hits themselves.

[@Pravlord]

DrRyan um theres no such thing as blitzkrieg. Stop reading propoganda.

[@Pemmont107]

Perhaps. Except for that the German Fleet was never anywhere near the size of the Royal Navy, nor was it ever of the same caliber in terms of warship size or the quality of Naval personnel.

[@craftyyt2745]

"An ENORMOUS FLEET of 60 german warships" me waiting for him to say 600: wai- what? that's it? THAT'S IT?

[@sillypuppy5940]

They had far more at Jutland

[@atomicexistentialism8428]

At the time the American navy was fairly small compared to it's status at the end. America was barely considered a great power.

[@craftyyt2745]

@@atomicexistentialism8428 that wasn't my point i am well aware of the status of the American navy was at the time i just making fun that he said A ENORMOUS FLEET and then he said a relatively small amount of ships

[@Zrtaylor_Foxy]

at the time America did have a small navy

[@josephsterling2469]

Germany: * believes it can invade the United States* United States civilians: * laughs in the second amendment*

[@jeffrutt5292]

We would of helped them in Pennsylvania. Washington D.C. and New York are enemies of this country and the world.

[@joeswanson5486]

That was back then Germany’s would’ve won but now the would get crushed

[@gabriel.b9036]

@@joeswanson5486 Germany was powerful back than yes, but a naval invasion of the United States still would've failed. It would've been nearly impossible to support a naval invasion from so far from home territory, and if they somehow managed to land troops on American soil they still would've met fierce resistance.

[@fatmanwalking8610]

Everyone seem to forget but in the late 1900s practically between one third and half of the population of the east coast were ethnic germans. So the german army would have not had to face big resistance. Some may even welcomed the german army

[@SuperZombieBros]

@Abu Hajaar Well that ethnic German population had no problem going to war against Germany twice.

[@themagicdinosaur1820]

Japan destroyed US pearl harbor which pissed them off and they rekt Japan in the war. *Imagine Germany destroying their citys, just imagine how pissed would US be*

[@RodneyLim03]

If the Germans were at a point where they could knock out the US fleet, stage a land invasion, and destroy a city, I'm pretty sure the Americans would be negotiating for a peace treaty by then

[@gabriel.b9036]

@@RodneyLim03 stage a land invasion with 100,000 troops thats just cute.

[@RodneyLim03]

@@gabriel.b9036 don't forget the artillery the Germans brought with them which supposedly a lot

[@kingkongdong6074]

Rodney Lim peace treaty? 😂

[@terminalius]

Rodney Lim Any US president that would sign a peace treaty would be crucified by the American public

[@jasperyapping]

*New York and Boston fall* West coast: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@fnaffoxy1987]

@Tyler Hodges I'm pretty sure that statement is only partially correct, unless you can prove that 3 states all put bans on guns, which wouldn't last a moment in the Supreme Court

[@MsPaintMr]

No one lived on the west coast before the 20s

[@DeHerg]

"Secret German plan" more like Prussian Kriegsspiel (thought experiments based on hypothetical conflicts). Those were designed to train strategists to find solutions even for the most unlikely scenarios. But that explanation wouldn't do for clickbait.

[@eamonahern7495]

This is the comment that makes the most sense

[@ericlanglois9194]

"An enormous fleet of 60 German Warships"... British Navy: "Am I a joke to you?" American Navy 50 years later: "I can't hear you over the sound of all this freedom our 800+ warships have."

[@user-dl1xz3mj3i]

Well British was a joke ..they actually lost against Germany in ww2

[@Mizzurani]

@@lampred9697 In both World Wars Germany would have won, without the British. The French and Russian were never a match for the Germans, keep in mind in WW2 British Air Force bombed a huge part of German Industry which weakened Germany alot.

[@haughtyfire5076]

@@Mizzurani In WW1 the British were no match for Germany... France was the true winner

[@GW8419]

@@user-dl1xz3mj3i Is that why Germany invaded Britain in 1940? Oh, wait...

[@user-dl1xz3mj3i]

@@GW8419 As i know its France and Britain declared war on Germany on Sept. 3 1939 and not vice versa lol

[@Gillan1220]

Kaiser Wilhelm: I will invade the United States But even in the 1940, a certain Fuhrer could not even invade Britain

[@foxpickaxe]

Gillan Baclayon but France died

[@Exodon2020]

Imperial Germany was peak Germany in terms of military power in relation to other military powers. Easily the best army in the world at the outset of WW1 and already the second-strongest Navy as well. Nazi Germany was basically an overbloated joke

[@kaustabhk9212]

Wernher von Kerman If you invade that many country at a time it doesn’t matter how powerful you are, defeat is inevitable. WW2 saw German technological advancements and best weapons patents. Some were unfortunately arrived late but one can say WW2 Germany was much stronger than WW1 Germany.

[@Exodon2020]

@@kaustabhk9212 I was comparing the power of the German Military to that of other militaries though. In 1914 the Germans easily had the best military in the world, in 1939 they still were lacking behind other powers and only made up for it because they had better ideas on how to conduct modern war. When the others eventually caught up with them things went down the drain rapidly while the Empire was still able to hold the line for almost an entire additional year and keep the war away from German soil until the very end.

[@Mmvarto]

Kaustav YZF In relation to their own time periods, imperial Germany was stronger considering everyone else around relative to their time periods. Imperial Germany could probably defeat any other country during 1914 and everybody knew they could after they defeated France during German unification. Much of german high command during 1939 did not believe they could beat France anymore, much of the military was not mechanized like France and believed trench warfare would stop any progress, it’s a miracle Germany beat France during ww2 only winning because of French commands incompetence and old fashion thinking

[@GabaeGonzo]

I guess the Germans didn't take notes of what happened to the British in Boston.

[@dperry19661]

besides at this time, there was a lot of European FOBs that would be going "oh hell no"

[@chadbogdahn2541]

Do you mean Good Will Hunting? Because that was just a movie.

[@GabaeGonzo]

@@chadbogdahn2541 I'm talking about the American Revolution when the British gained full control of Boston and the Boston people did not like that and made the British (the best army in the world at that time) get kicked out by the poorly trained American army.

[@saad5314]

@@GabaeGonzo what about france ?! they didn't help you !!!

[@GabaeGonzo]

@@saad5314 France didn't near the beginning of the revolution. France joined when they felt like it was a guaranteed victory over the british.

[@joeelliott2157]

In the end, the Kaiser would have lost, been forced to abdicate and go live in Florida. Sounds like someone I know.

[@thatguyfrommewe7241]

Southern US States: *Laughs in Guns*

[@arlisbartlett403]

Alot. However the plan was to send 100,000 troops. There was probably 100 million armed americans even back then.

[@aaa-vx8ke]

bry ce lets just ignore we killed millions of Vietnamese while they only killed thousands

[@arlisbartlett403]

@Confederate Fleet then how did we win independence from the most powerful nation on earth great britain. So yes..southern hicks destroyed a professional army

[@Victor-iq5rd]

@Confederate Fleet Except common sense tells you that they know their own territory and every american can commit to guerilla warfare with their guns and they have an atlantic ocean to cross to get there.

[@edgyboi8767]

@@arlisbartlett403 where did you get that number it's off by a landslide

[@Zman44444]

I’m not born in America. I have duel citizenship. But even I know that American willpower would never let the homeland fall.

[@dhh333]

@Estex hillbillys aren't going to allow someone to March into the country even if our military somehow failed.

[@josephstalin2829]

Damn right! Just like french, Belgian, Dutch, Danish, Polish and Czechoslovakian willpower successfully stopped the german invasions during WW2!

[@samsamsamsam7]

You damn right son, give me liberty or give me death. The US has never and will be never conquered by an outside country. Only thing that can destroy is ourselves hahaha

[@akhsdenlew1861]

@Estex doesn't win wars but it helped many underdogs in wartimes like greece, vietnam and many others.

[@akhsdenlew1861]

@Estex willpower just needs to be there.. otherwise soldiers will be useless. it won't win u the war. But without it, you won't be able to even fight the war.

[@vincentchow6917]

1:31 that dude didn't write in anything at all lol

[@dynamitena]

Lmao

[@ecksdee1637]

America: D-Day Germany: *_no u_*

[@ppslayergod69xd96]

American grandpas armed with shotguns: *NO U*

[@ecksdee1637]

@@ppslayergod69xd96 i don't think that there were that many grandpa's with shotguns, and even if there were, they wouldnt live up to the technology of guns at the time

[@Samson_1026]

@@ecksdee1637 actually one of the standard issue weapons for America during ww1 was the Winchester Model 1897 shotgun that was highly effective during the war.

[@Tim1-e4f]

@@ppslayergod69xd96 Most of the civilians running away : plz help

[@Tim1-e4f]

@Jake Stockton yeah since America has a lot of Guerilla warfare experience (1961-1975)

[@MannDesBootes]

Kaiser Wilhelm II. : lets make plans to invade America. Hoi 4 players : I am 4 parralel universes ahead of you.

[@subtotalaljar3620]

First part of the plan already fails for me. *engage American fleet with a stronger,larger German one.* Uh yeah buddy much tactics used

[@jamiefenner123]

Subtotal Aljar realistically back in that time the British would never allow anyone to have a fleet even half the size of the Royal Navy that was their whole strategy up until the Second World War

[@envinyatar5712]

@@jamiefenner123 The British would have been delighted by a German invasion of America. A war in this scale would've crippled both parties, no matter who wins. Thus, both Germany and America would be at the mercy of Britain, Russia and France.

[@angelgalvan6810]

Lmao

[@Wichita0]

​@@envinyatar5712 Except, Britain, Russia, and France wouldn't take America, because there is no reason to.

[@envinyatar5712]

@@Wichita0 The European consensus back then, to approach any potential new territory was quite different than yours.

[@khobzabatata7100]

1:24 your voice took a human tone there i think you have a cold Edit:DAMN

[@dariusb3559]

damn

[@sophiedelanoche8006]

damn

[@mrjamiec9892]

damn

[@fumingphantom]

damn

[@DEGermany]

damn

[@mayoite160]

ah, kaiser wilhelm. the man whom even hitler would've told "calm down"

[@diegoroberto1347]

That's right

[@nickmerkuloff7544]

Germany: let’s secretly attack the USA Real Life Lore: Germany: shit

[@aroundhere1200]

Man America build a invansion plan for evry world pawor back in the days they haved even a plan to attack Italy

[@yeflynne]

@@aroundhere1200 the vatican is evil and funded nazis

[@Phantom87865]

😂

[@haijin7484]

*GERMANY TRIES TO INVADE EASTERN PART OF U.S* Old West Cowboys: I’m about to end this man’s career.

[@Mare_Man]

@Shooter's Dominion when the hills, plains and forests start speaking English

[@crocs4304]

"You've yeed your haw" was an better alternative

[@crocs4304]

@Shooter's Dominion No unfortunately not

[@dudegaming6560]

It's high noonnn

[@NadieNobody]

God bless those trucker fuckers

[@albking2150]

American soldiers: YoU sToLe mY KiLL!! 😂

[@stephenmiller9009]

KS

[@stephenmiller9009]

STOP KSING ME

[@rustyshackelford4613]

I can just imagine black people in the army, can't aim for shit XD

[@gfyyfc3944]

@@rustyshackelford4613 you are a shit that full of parasites

[@ganjasayjuh]

Rusty Shackelford that was highkey racist you scumbag

[@davidj.3441]

Florida man: THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

[@AA11196]

Are you and wendover productions married 🧐

[@tohmaster3059]

NC Aråb same person, but yes, they are married.

[@WitchVulgar]

Top 10 Anime Crossovers

[@Marcus51090]

Die_romische 123 or are they really the same person WHAAAAAT conspiracy lol

[@sabersz]

@@rdesai4756 if you didn't get the joke... They upload at the same time, seriously. Get wooshed

[@debayanbhattacharya7247]

@@rdesai4756 r/wooosh

[@Espingol]

So basically a German equivalent of what the Japanese hoped would happen after Pearl Harbour

[@azelfdaboi5265]

So it ends with someone getting nuked, I'm in

[@lewistaylor2858]

except Germany was far more powerful than Japan

[@noahadams5694]

Ragnar Of Scandinavia except they would have most likely won considering they were far stronger (relatively) than japan and America was mich weaker.

[@Amir4christ]

@@noahadams5694 Greater chance of winning, maybe... Would have won, not even a chance, the Germans would have won. Another thing, WW1 Germany was certainly not even close to the strength of the WW2 Japanese, they're not even comparable.

[@Exodon2020]

@@azelfdaboi5265 Well, the Germans planned it long before the development of Strategic Bombers and Nuclear Weapons. And Germany had utilized Zeppelins as Bombers and Navy Scouts throughout WW1. While the Bomb Raids didn't do very much scouting out targets for the Navy was quite successful.

[@raykehr1832]

The early days of crack smoking in Germany.

[@MajaxPlop]

Nobody: Not anyone: Subtitles: Look Portuguese to me

[@redtro_1]

Majax Plop ikr

[@ashaydwivedi420]

lmaooooo

[@alex2005z]

Not even close. How the hell can you miss by that much? Seems like thats not even an algorithm, just a coin flip

[@mrrandom5617]

Lol ur right

[@zachatck6567]

What an original comment

[@TheIntJuggler]

Alternate universe - The Insane Secret American Plan to Invade Germany

[@TheIntJuggler]

@Untrepid One I'm saying that in an alternate universe this is the title of this video.

[@fvn55yearsago57]

TheIntJuggler I mean, that kind of already happened in WW2 and it wasn’t very secretive but yeah alternate universes have crazy stuff

[@QuadLamb]

FV N • 55 years ago That was the joke... the joke was that in an alternative universe D-Day never happens

[@vicamu541]

Hitler: lets take over USA *2nd amendment* : Try me

[@LuckyPhox-j4i]

whats it?!

[@firstname4742]

@@LuckyPhox-j4i "The Second Amendment, one of the ten amendments to the Constitution comprising the Bill of Rights, states: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

[@hnys7976]

There are 50 Million Americans of German descent, more than any other ethnic group in the USA...

[@JastwatchingYT]

why is no one mentioning that Kaiser Wilhelm wanted to invade US not Adolf Hitler.

[@VanaeCavae]

The Royal Navy would not have allowed such a large German Fleet to bypass them.

[@AFT_05G]

Antarctica Yes,but you shouldn’t underestimate Germans.They are very disciplined and hard-working peoples.They built Second largest Fleet after RN in the World in only fifteen years(1898-1914).

[@VanaeCavae]

@@AFT_05G i am not underestimating the Germans. I am just saying that British would not have allowed such a large fleet sailing near the British isles, heading into the Atlantic ocean. There would have been a massive battle.

[@GewoonRemcoCW]

How about they would instead sail North and invade Alaska first?

[@actanonverba91]

@@nccruising6851 logistics

[@acedarkblade1552]

Thelondonbadger that is a fleet of 60 warships heading past England and going near their ally AND Canada (their colony) you really think the brits would turn down an excuse to get free land?

[@DrakePlayz0305]

The South: You dare oppose me mortal

[@karbonkevin919]

south USA alone can take them on! 🤣

[@jimboonie9885]

@@karbonkevin919 The south didn’t even last 5 years against the north in the civil war. Germany lasted 10 years combined in both world wars and with a professional trained army would absolutely decimate any american/southern force so hard it will cry back to britain

[@Flomockia]

@@jimboonie9885 well you gotta count the south had hardly any men they used many smart tactics to fake the size of their army they also lasted against many invasions the north tried to do on the Confederacy capital and failed every time until the Mississippi river was tooken while the north had everything besides cotton many guns men ships and factories and the south had none of those only cotton. Germany had millions of men plenty of factories equipment. Also the south had more experience with guns than the north cause more love to use them. I could go on and on how the south did so well with such limited of everything while the north was sloppy with their tricks and their generals in the east front wouldn't attack unless it looked perfect.

[@pearlpoint9838]

@@jimboonie9885 the south was completely outmatched throughout the entire war, the fact that they lasted as long as they did to begin with is impressive.

[@jarengrogan9714]

“Flee and demand for peace” everyone civilian.”hey Germany hold my 2nd amendment”

[@greateregyptianmapping8928]

Ok now hippoty hoppty i got your constation change. It to no guns for you

[@DaFrancc]

Germany: “Hey can I copy your homework?” Texas: “Yeah, just change it a little so nobody’ll notice” Germany: “Let’s just send the country over to invade them”

[@Cjnw]

Normie

[@haroldkreye8770]

Huh?

[@agukokobaba4103]

*_Thought this would be about WW2, I've been oofed_*

[@GrockleTD]

Alternate title: What if Germany speedran losing a world war

[@jimboonie9885]

What

[@GrockleTD]

@@jimboonie9885 hello there

[@samisikdar5417]

@@GrockleTD general Kenobi

[@GrockleTD]

@@samisikdar5417 ty

[@tobiasmeierhofer4461]

Nah at that time Germany was superior in Numbers 100.000.000 German groups USA had only 100.000 at that time but they had to Bild up the Nayve more but if the ships fit then a Viktory woud be possible

[@enricopopp493]

I'm german and incredibly happy that this never happened Love to the us from Germany ❤

[@SA-5247]

Enrico Popp lol yeah you probably wouldn’t be here. Great grandpa would’ve been shot by a 10 year old in his underwear 😂

[@NonConsensual]

S A show some respect to someone showing gratitude to your country, also most American civilians would rather run away than fight the opposition

[@gaslited]

@@NonConsensual a land invasion has a good chance of fighting a militia too

[@evryatis9231]

@@gaslited untrained militia with completely different weapons requiring different ammunition?

[@gaslited]

@@evryatis9231 i said it would exist i never said it would be good

[@thevioletskull8158]

Once America finds out,the next meeting with Germany is going to be awkward.

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Lol like the time Germany secretly sent a letter to Mexico to try to get them to help invade the US during WWI. That as an awkward one for sure...

[@1invag]

There's loads of these types of plans knocking around in those days. America declared war on Spain and conquered some of it's territories remember as was mentioned in this video for example. The Americans had a plan to invade Canada... Those plans were quite abit earlier though, basically America was paranoid the British would invade again and didn't want them to have a place build up right on their border. Basically every country in the world had a plan to invade everybody else, it's what generals and shit do when there's no wars going on, they dream up potential wars

[@themagicdinosaur1820]

Imagine if germany invade alabama or texas? *every person they encounter has a shotgun or a hand gun in them*

[@jvonnjvonn4688]

This dumbness shit I think was ever written

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

rotten muskets and rusty revolvers ain't nothing compared to German engineering

[@kingkongdong6074]

JAY love lol I’m taking it u never been down south

[@imperialguardsman5929]

they may have a gun but the germans have a guy with a mustache they stand no chance against him

[@ColoradoStreaming]

@@JustAnotherNamelessGuy Tell that to the masses of German soldiers torn apart by US Slamfire Winchester shotguns in WWI. It got so bad that the German high command actually bitched about it and tried to make using them a war crime. If Germany invaded it would be like any hellish occupation. Very little big battles but constant harassment and supply lines being attacked with hunting rifles etc. It would be similar to what happened in the Winter War where Finnish troops isolated and slaughtered Soviet invaders in the frozen woods.

[@christopherpeery7436]

*Germany and japan plans to invade US Me with my 74 guns: 😀 My neighbor with 21 guns: 😀 My liberal friend with 3 guns: 😀

[@bruh12458]

the texans with 1 billion guns: 😀

[@tefky7964]

How many guns had every american 100 years ago?

[@wizzzer1337]

Circa WW1 the british navy would have not allowed the German navy to cross the atlantic.

[@lightninggaming016]

German: we about to invade the us Us 2nd amendment:I am bout to destroy this man whole dreams

[@SchwerMetall154]

In Willie's defense, the US hadn't used two experimental nuclear warheads in retaliation of getting just one of their cities being bombarded by an enemy power. So, you know, no wonder he thought there was a possibility. Not so much the second amendment though, until 2008, the interpretation of which was over the military or 'a well-regulated militia' which was characterized earlier in the articles so not *that* many people owned guns even in the waning years of the American Wild West.

[@erockstoenescu6171]

You’re wrong everyone owned guns in the 19th century! Way greater percentage of the population was armed than it is today

[@eriknervik9003]

SchwerMetall154 That’s not true. Most citizens outside of major cities owned arms. And court precedent from the 1840s explicitly recognizes a right to bear arms Your ideas come from the book “Arming America” which was discredited because the author fabricated his sources

[@idk_9964]

*Germany invades America* Me: *laughs in second amendment*

[@peoplesrepublicofliberland5606]

As a Puerto Rican I've never heard about DEUTSCH PUERTO RIKO

[@RealLotus002]

An attractive idea.

[@cyancyclone5642]

Half price off bratwursts

[@JM-fo1te]

Half price slaves

[@cyancyclone5642]

@@JM-fo1te hol up

[@givemedeath5801]

Except for the whole WWII issue, we'd be much better off under German rule. Hell, let's make it happen LOL!

[@justinwhy6550]

Thanks for keeping it a secret

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

Germany: I'll back dow.... Nah just kidding i trolled you lol!

[@Hayat1153]

Invading a island: *Walking* Invading America: *Mission impossible*

[@Panzer_Runner]

Reversed D-Day... wait, this is not a WW2 vid. Carry on.

[@weirdo6821]

well it could happen if they do it

[@Panzer_Runner]

@@weirdo6821 It is a possibility.

[@rolltide727]

PanzerShafter22 it would be cool to have a turn based WW2 game, kind of like hearts of iron where you could play this kind of stuff out. Hearts of Iron works, and it is good but it’s kinda buggy and HOI4 isn’t as good

[@neverluckym8728]

they would've won if they had at least 2 toyota corollas

[@Adrian-hh7ys]

Never Lucky m8 😂😂

[@FBISHOJI]

Yes, very reliable 4 cylinder

[@funnyman4713]

@Younqin List rll uses it for measuring

[@gamingwolffox7121]

How to invade Step one: invade New York Step two: retreat Step three: Don’t invade the United States

[@ritastanford7161]

EXACTLY AMERICA IS INVINCIBLE

[@garethwigglesworth8187]

One v one germany would beat anyone.

[@discojelly]

@@garethwigglesworth8187 You're free to have your opinion.. but honestly any large conventional army invading at the turn of the 20 century, would face a nightmare scenario when it pushed inland. No sir.. Germany would have its ass handed to them.

[@wellingtonfreitas8366]

I'm from Brazil, and it's crazy to see the importance of Cuba even before the cold war. Even germany knows 100 years before they could use influence over south america countries using cuba territory. USA removed spanish from cuba. URSS allied castro in cuba. And still even today, the political situation of Cuba trigger so many tensions between left wing and right wing here in Brazil and others South Americans countries.