What If America Actually Buys Greenland?

[@splewy]

Greenland: *has oil* US military: “Looks like someone needs to be liberated” Edit: It’s a joke. I’m American and have several close friends who deployed throughout the GWOT. They joke about it too. Lighten up guys.

[@scythemd315]

@@Kesiif you're messed up in the head

[@replysoon3216]

Ice Muslims from Greenland who want to rap at 11PM.

[@zorken123]

Denmark: for helvede

[@ktg5713]

Loll

[@MichaelMyers9092_]

They need freedom.

[@kickeddroid]

Greenland has a town called Nuuk that sits between two of the world's largest nuclear armed countries. 🤔

[@skeleex]

Phương Nguyễn Underated Comment

[@tinakennedy8073]

Usa so can I have it

[@GH29111]

Joe mama

[@sajadamjad4752]

Nuuk means good hope

[@jordanhynes3948]

Just screaming nuke me lmao

[@smallpupper]

We'll finally get an airport on Greenland and we can infect it faster.

[@dragenmaster5385]

have you ever played aviation scenario :D greenland get to have an airport

[@sanzenin1665]

*Just Plague, Inc. things* 😂🤣 Edit: Woah woah I never expect the amount of likes on this reply of mine

[@nekolu]

small pupper skillshare taught me to infect Greenland first then infect everywhere else

[@OkutaJager]

We need to upgrade cold resistance

[@medici5409]

If you want to easily infect iceland and greenland you should start in the uk

[@oliverdoodoo9991]

“Look Russia, we have useless tundra too.” - America after making a mega-chad purchase

[@AlaskanBush]

Possibly loaded with oil to

[@bluepeng8895]

That’s basically after the U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia

[@tayydouble0548]

I mean we stole Alaska, so why not

[@shamrockshake1264]

@@tayydouble0548 we paid 2 cents per acre. It was not stealing

[@10klikeanonimbalikwxc14]

It was a steal

[@mari0b036]

Bruh this feels like Denmark is the innocent 11 year old little sister who gets a rare football card and China and America wants it lmao

[@ethanbroadbent3859]

@Heberth R. yeah ...

[@delaney6413]

Were you that little sister?

[@mari0b036]

@@delaney6413 sadly

[@allftw2677]

@@mari0b036 hahaha

[@BabySonicGT]

A...football card

[@MegaMegatron15]

Fyi guys, the city's name is Nuuk, not nuke. Don't get any ideas.

[@lrballistics]

US: *Did somebody say B O O M?*

[@RAGEMASTER1]

Dothurnaax no sandy. No one said boom. Owww

[@frostedflakes3168]

Why do i hear boss music then?

[@kylekent6316]

That's ironic

[@Felixkeeg]

>Is halfway between Washington D.C. and Moscow >Capital is named Nuuk Lmao

[@Nugcon]

b r u h

[@Harshhaze]

If American buys Greenland, I bet they're gonna rename the city

[@Channel-lv5hl]

Its destiny

[@punishingbirb4180]

Life is fucking poetry my dude

[@JannPoo]

@@Harshhaze They'll rename it "Nuke" so it's easier to understand?

[@tod2450]

Climate change *melts ice* Humans “hey look at all this oil”

[@Luscinia_Nightengale]

Humanity's like a bad joke with no punchline; A disappointing build-up with no pay-off that fades into nothing and leaves everyone feeling uncomfortable in the end.

[@user-dn2ud7jl6i]

@@Luscinia_Nightengale lol 😂

[@i_likemen5614]

"Look lets mine more of the thing killing our planet"

[@matrixpictures7799]

@@Luscinia_Nightengale like the one you made just now.

[@matrixpictures7799]

@@i_likemen5614 we're actually doing quite a bit about climate change. we're in the right direction but more needs to be done.

[@monkes109]

*finds oil* *1 missed call from USA.*

[@creed2808]

You mean 3,0317 missed calls

[@mastnychleba3440]

You mean 42291 missed calls

[@spoonkey]

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[@wassup9509]

You mean 69,420 missed call

[@MillieBobbyJamesBrown]

The Engineer Guy America will come on your face for that oil

[@johngutierrez9161]

“Germany gave back northern Schleswig for free” Ha, free.

[@attilarbismut100]

Greetings

[@Helperbot-2000]

Fun times

[@chrismatthew8929]

They still took half of ddnmark after 1964 because danes are horny warmongereres 😔

[@chrismatthew8929]

@ThatCrazy Drunk yea, russia and people like that said the same thing about finland, but yet finland schooled dem bare people still, fam..... And especially when dem DK folks are elite trained in dat arctic combat ting fam, they really be kicking out there fam.... but also they got the whole European division behind them..... and yea sure america could drop nukes, that doesn´t scare people no more mate, cah then dat ice ting will melt and overflow some of the U.S. and a lot of good land will go waste ting, like bare ded fam

[@megakev321]

Free to denmark :)

[@Oshawatt]

America: *buys greenland* Canada: *sweats maple syrup*

[@GambyEspion]

Goo Fy underrated

[@obex5044]

Canada first bro common now

[@TheDancerMacabre]

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIBERATE YOU FROM THOSE QUEBECOISE!

[@sexhaver32_31]

@Canada first why?

[@MrPikachuTheMadman]

I do have to say that would make since because you would be surrounded on three sides with America. But that wouldn’t be that big of a problem because the U.S. is good friend with Canda. So America won’t invade Canda for that oil because that would get a big no no from the U.N. and N.A.T.O.

[@mefoe499]

I dont understand why some people think that Denmark wants to melt Greenland for the strategic resources, even though if Denmark were to melt it Denmark would be Atlantis v2

[@edis0088]

Netherlands: well how about no

[@jordanrial166]

😀

[@dgd865]

Denmark: don't worry we already have Greenland.

[@jjackandbrian5624]

if the ice on greenland melted, it would likely disrupt the warm water flow from north america to europe, which is partly why europe is so warm desipte its high latitude. if this flow is disrupted then lots of europe would become an icy tundra just like northern canada, completely destroying most of the agriculture in those regions. melting greenland might yield high gains in oil and metals, but it might also destroy europe. on the other hand, if global warming continues, maybe it would counteract this and it wouldn't matter anyways.

[@bundleofhumble3119]

It would rise sealevels with estimated 7 meters, probably most of the world would try and stop it.

[@PavelKahun]

Few years down the road US: We cannot allow Greenland to posses weapons of mass destruction.....

[@nb5437]

They have a nuuk

[@rocketlaunch99]

haha

[@PichuHasStems]

@low7782 Shit, it's one of those mega tea consumers init?

[@imkluu]

This comment is so ignorant, biased, and misinformed.

[@PavelKahun]

@@imkluu Huh?? If you are talking about me, mate, where are those WMDs that Iraq was supposed to have??

[@filipnguyenduc6671]

Greenland: "Look at all this oil I ha-" USA: "How much?"

[@Racko.]

-Small loan of a million dollars

[@DeViceCrimsin_]

Greenland lifting it's skirt to the wrong wolf. Sure it will feel good but she will feel empty after ...

[@kevinboros7427]

@@Racko. Trillion*

[@ballistaz2872]

You criticize oil even though your using a device literally made using oil.

[@flytrapYTP]

@Slick Willie you're such an idiot it hurts.

[@yuromaki]

all i heard was "oil" and went: "oh so that's why they want Greenland"

[@michaelbritton9962]

@@eyeswydeshut359That seems a little bit of an overstatement, not gonna lie. Any sources?

[@SteaksOnSpear]

Actually no one can sell Greenland. Just like you wouldn't be able to just sell Nordmandy France to England or something. People live there. There would have to be a vote for it to be considered.

[@enotsnavdier6867]

SteakOnSpear The difference is that nobody, not the US or Denmark, cares what Greenlanders want. If the US wanted Greenland enough, there's nothing they could do to stop them.

[@a.n.l.aantineoliberalismas4504]

@@enotsnavdier6867 then why did denmark refuse to sell Greenland

[@goldenrepublic6848]

HazLobb64 well we also want Greenland to be part of the US because manifest destiny wasn’t just going west. Manifest destiny was supposed to bring all of North America into the US

[@SophisticatedGoat222]

As a Canadian, I'm just glad Denmark is refusing to sell, because although we are close friends and allies of the US, I still don't like the idea of being surrounded on 3 sides by the world's most powerful nation.

[@adamnewey4268]

Makes sense. Don't worry though we love your maple syrup too much to want to invade you 🤣

[@GRat9717]

Dear Canada, You are our bitch. Deal with it. Love, USA.

[@zzzarkka]

You’d be protected.

[@McClintonforThree]

Bruh you’re already surrounded. You have like 40 million people. We’ll always be allies so a fence to protect you would be a good thing no?

[@martin7473]

Lol. Surounded by a shit hole nation ...

[@LONGshot-tf8cf]

Denmark watching this is like, “Definitely not selling it now”

[@shukriwafiq5220]

ah Denamrk, my favourite country

[@crazygamer3112]

Shukri Wafiq yes

[@jasonshaneyfelt1039]

They haven't sold it despite numerous offers. They know what they're sitting on.

[@tannin4675]

Selling Greenland is not gonna happen

[@magnus2470]

So I am Danish, and if it was up to me, Denmark should sell Greenland. We have given away too much money, if you count all the years. We do not need Greenland, the only reason people want Greenland, in Denmark is probably oil. idk

[@calcium9656]

Guess they’d use it for storing Nuuks... I’ll show myself out

[@implodingbaby]

Aaaaaahhhhh

[@DMPTV]

😂😂👌 Nice

[@brendanpramsey]

Can someone fill me in I don’t get it

[@stian7479]

@@brendanpramsey nuuk is the capital of greenland,

[@deadgiveaway-z3i]

@@stian7479 *Pizza is the capital of time itself*

[@kleropunt277]

"I smell oil" - USA

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Denmark: No

[@coolname8511]

Middle East: *intense sweating* Edit: my most liked comment on KZbin is about America invading our land nice

[@Jitatman]

Greenland: sweating(litteraly)

[@kazimahin790]

Freedom on way to Greenland and arctic countries

[@kleropunt277]

@@kazimahin790 Freedom? *aRe YoU sUrE AbOuT tHaT?*

[@rogerforsberg3910]

It's been close to 2 decades since I worked as a business economist, but my guess is that $1.1 trillion for Greenland would be the bargain of the 21st century. I'd go $2 trillion in a heartbeat, not for the least of which reasons is its strategic location. The natural resources that it offers would simply sweeten the deal.

[@benchild3721]

I’m sure the US would pay 2 easily but 1.1 is already a gigantic pile of cash for Denmark, so if they don’t go for that then they probably won’t sell for 2 either.

[@summergamer7650]

that's literally cheaper than that bullshit law bidden wants to pass

[@sebastiandomingos335]

​@@benchild3721 3 TRILLION TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

[@hylleny3209]

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[@KuchiKopi179]

Oh yes print another trillion or two, Americans have never had it this easy. Anyway, theoretically how could America gather that much money at once? Tax?

[@ibeastee2435]

🇺🇸: *singing "over there" while marching towards the middle east* 🇩🇰: we have oil in Greenland 🇺🇸: wait turn around

[@maliknielsen7952]

That is greenland flag 🇬🇱you idiot 🤣

[@sonderment]

Malik Nielsen Denmark owns Greenland moron.

[@thetwilightgamer]

Kone it still has its own flag 🇬🇱

[@zXagish]

TheTwilightGamer that’s what Denmark was supposed to say

[@aymanplayzmc6326]

@@zXagish why are we doing this?

[@platypuswithaphone8590]

Greenland: Has Oil USA: Hippity Hoppity can I buy your property

[@iurope4834]

Greenland: enjoy but its frozen

[@evilbadger34]

I dont get why people think america wanting oil is a bad thing, it's guud stuff man

[@Xtemess]

@@evilbadger34 Yeah you can use it for food

[@evilbadger34]

@@Xtemess yeah! And its great for frying chicken!

[@kashieru]

@@Xtemess thought you meant drinking oil for a second

[@ccaesers]

How come I feel like they will wanna buy Greenland for the same price as Microsoft buying Minecraft?

[@MrFox-ug8zg]

Slick Willie XD

[@EriksGarbage]

I.. I could buy greenland for 26.95?

[@Myrr_]

*insert pawn stars joke here*

[@bo-bx5hn]

Cuz Microsoft used Minecraft to build Greenland instead.

[@davidvalencia129]

@@EriksGarbage Nahh You can get Greenland for free on the Internet.

[@jatinbandhiwal1987]

Why am I not surprised? It has OIL under it. Of course!

[@onlyone7069]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -autism.exe crashed

[@coolthefool1]

That was actually a good joke

[@coolthefool1]

If you don't understand nuuk is the biggest city in greenland

[@jatinbandhiwal1987]

@@coolthefool1 Imagine President Trump mistyping it on twitter. I am going to Nuke! Panic across the entire world.

[@tankedwarthog6424]

There are also massive deposits of raw iron, zinc, platinum and many other rare earth metals that are far more valuable than oil. Last time i checked platinum was valued at over 13000 dollars an ounce where oil is at about 35 dollars a barrel

[@ajaysabarish9645]

America : How much for Greenland ? Denmark : Not for sale America : ok,How much for Denmark ?

[@justinray8172]

LMAO 😂😂

[@justinray8172]

LMAO 😂 that's the USA all the way...

[@Pheonix-ix4ei]

Democracy intensifies

[@btsismyoxyjin2013]

LoL 🤣

[@ashermoto123]

That’s how America spreads freedom.

[@Igorzivanovicc]

Before buying an island you must first ask yourself: How do I actually make a purchase? Thanks to Skillshare I now know how to buy an island

[@HattieMcDanielonaMoon]

@@hazzaalhammadi9951 I am Muslim too

[@RockhopperRio]

RLL is looking to buy Greenland, confirmed

[@jay-1800]

Bernard's Channel nobody cares bud

[@HattieMcDanielonaMoon]

@@jay-1800 Don't be mean

[@retf8977]

@@jay-1800 he was talking to Hazza

[@JosephSapienza57]

Imagine Donald trump being on skill share looking up “ how to add another star to the American flag”

[@501thtrooper4]

Lmaooo

[@501thtrooper4]

@@Xtemess yeah but that would take a decade to do at minimum.

[@FilipFCB]

Joe Biden*

[@chiliflis8660]

@@FilipFCBare you brainwashed? Joe Biden and his thugs rigged the election! He should not be President. It makes no sense. How could Donald Trump be President then suddenly Joe Biden becomes President. They are completely differently candidates. There is no way Joe Biden got the amount of votes people claim he got. It's madness

[@FilipFCB]

@@chiliflis8660 tbh i'm not all into usa's politics, only thing i know is joe biden is currently president 😅

[@geez6469]

US: **Buys Greenland** Next on the list: Canada

[@RxT7A]

Next on the list: Antarctica

[@molw9954]

Next on the list: North Korea

[@hioyua650]

Next on the list: the world

[@Dylan_M753]

Nah. We'll just annex that shit

[@angelyttebarreto1334]

America will have a bunch of land and also making all those Highway by America

[@jaxonmourning]

*how ironic it is that the United States wants to buy a place with a capital called Nuuk*

[@baladan7433]

Genuine question. Why is that ironic?

[@Ethan11892]

China: *I N T E N S E S W E A T I N G*

[@theshadowarrow6817]

Aha lol. Nice one.

[@Starlightbooper]

@@baladan7433 nuke

[@RaVNeFLoK]

Baladan its the only country in the world that has ever gone through with nuking another country. And they were very close at starting ww3 via nukes and thereby marking the end of humanity - and so was Russia. Nuuk would go well with Russia as well btw. :)

[@BgoneR6]

Greenland: We got some oil! USA: *classifies Denmark as a communist dictatorship that needs to be liberated*

[@cloroxbleach6344]

You do realize America is the largest producer of oil on the planet right? It really doesn’t need more oil.

[@archdruidbookwalter951]

@@cloroxbleach6344 *you can never have enough oil.* (Star Spangled Banner Intensifies)

[@dilsherferuzov5084]

Clorox Bleach ok but, “oil” has no infinite number. It’ll end some day.

[@reinebautistamercado4286]

The US is more interested in the shipping route than the oil.

[@martinwillemse8923]

@@cloroxbleach6344 the cheapes oil you pay too ket rid of it just like toxit wast

[@NikhilKumar-im8ls]

Time Traveler (Moves a chair) RLL: What if Greenland actually buys the US?

[@CookieGal-]

Denmark: *sees these rumours* "ah sheet here we go again."

[@mariushvenegaard60]

A danish (like me) sees it damn right!

[@morganfrench8993]

Unwanted Trashbag why would denmark sell it anyway?

[@Samuel2oh9]

Morgan French Moneys.

[@calebcraven7409]

@@dodecahedron1 I mean they own Greenland it is a part of their country just like the US could sell Puerto Rico if they wanted to

[@CallOfDutyProOwner]

Yeah and baby Trump cancelled his meeting here because we wouldn't sell it

[@MrHelpingHand]

Bring it to Pawn Stars Rick. "The best I can do for greenland is $18"

[@gottalovesaurav]

oh god lmao

[@Shaw4123]

True

[@kevray]

Denmark: Can you do $20? Rick: Best I can do is $19.10 Denmark: deal!

[@salsgamingmore9207]

Plot twist: What if Greenland/Denmark actually buys America?

[@hodisfut]

Denmark be like: I have 3

[@Nuggi84]

Det ville værre sjovt (that would be fun)

[@EddyA1337]

This made me actually lol

[@haris6772]

Greenland Purchase (2020) Trump: I'll give you a Billion for that island! Denmark: *uno reverse card*

[@swissbreeze]

Sal's Gaming you are fucking moron. You ruined your comment by editing it. Good job that’s the most attention you’ll ever get.

[@depressedhomo9330]

I feel like a new flag wouldn't be that hard, just add another star and call it a state

[@cinnamonsugar2011]

It will be one of the biggest state then

[@Gebri3l]

The stars are positioned too well to mess up

[@ankitdgaf]

-Well according to the map if we owned Greenland we could use it and Alaska to surround Canada

[@dominickschirripa4802]

Just Viral Things Canadian annexation will be assured

[@realzhella6817]

@@dominickschirripa4802 kim Jong in doesn't approve...

[@tobyyy299]

No they can just go to South America the earth isn’t flat lol

[@duckstm]

but is this map guy a trusted source?

[@Free_Krazy]

Actually the US loosing Alaska to Canada is the most likely situation.

[@libertas-goddessofliberty5664]

The Danes know how valuable it is. That's why they're not selling, lol.

[@molw9954]

AhmedLeague i think the danes also know how valuable it is

[@melvin1384]

@@AhmedLeague Im a dane not a danish! Do u know what u are talking about?

[@HelloThere-ot1xh]

don’t worry, he’s just ignorant

[@mentalmans_6561]

No Ahmed. It’s not danish

[@lagkage25]

Danish is the language we speak

[@yourneighbour5738]

2029, United States sends peacekeeping force to Greenland to stop alleged uranium enrichment facility built by penguins.

[@BlueFury2577]

"Look they have yellow cake!" "That's piss covered snow Mr President."

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

I wouldn't be surprised if the US reintroduced the pinguinus just to claim that.

[@jean-alexandre5594]

@@BlueFury2577 made me laugh 😂

[@Aalju]

Now i dont wanna get wooshed, i do get the joke, but ill just say that penguins dont live on Greenland, Polar bears do

[@WebertNelson]

@@Aalju R / W O O S H

[@zealandia5668]

Why Wikipedia doesn't rank Denmark as the 12th largest country in the world? Not just Wikipedia, it seems that somehow the general media just view Greenland as an independent country, but in reality it isn't (maybe in the future, but right now it is still a part of Denmark).

[@josephsaafan7838]

It isn't they govern themselves but need financial and military support from Denmark

[@zealandia5668]

@@josephsaafan7838 They have not declared independence yet. Until you make a lawful declaration (which means your independence declaration has been approved by your parent state), you are not a technically independent country. Countries like the Cook Islands and Niue have never declared independence from New Zealand, that's why their status as independent states have not been universially recognised.

[@SensitiveHomie310]

Oil? Looks like Greenland needs some freedom.

[@50shekels]

Mr Ladz Can’t modern ships only carry like 10 tons? How will you sail a ship with 10 men?

[@hornypolice7994]

You are being rescued please don’t resist

[@UncleMerlin]

@@50shekels no... the minimum for large cargo ships is 25,000 tons.

[@50shekels]

@@UncleMerlin Does that mean you will be able to transport a full-grown murican aswell? Mon dieu!

[@vrenak]

But they're already more free than the US....

[@ryanramjattan8714]

America: *Buys Greenland* Canada: *Nervously sweating*

[@greerguance]

Wut

[@empollonamericano328]

Bruh they will literally be surrounded

[@dummy112]

Poor canada

[@sharonkaplan6451]

Ha

[@ritvik1235]

Lol

[@dw13479]

U.S: we haven't manifested our destiny in a while U.S: *stares at Greenland*

[@noone3272]

Got it! Manifest destiny was the lebensurum of USA- westward expansion

[@trabaregocer]

@@noone3272 If they go westward enough, they'll reach Greenland.

[@noone3272]

@@trabaregocer 🙄🤔🤭🤫

[@davisdelp8131]

@@trabaregocer no no he has a point

[@1mol831]

Canada will be the next target after Greenland I think. I guess USA should pay 100 trillion dollars for Canada.

[@drippyamongus3235]

0:59 You forgot to paint the Danish Island of Bornholm under sweden and the Faroe Islands which are alsl part lf the Kingdom of Denmark.

[@bas2833]

Imagine if they bought it for 1.1 trillion dollars and later found out that there was actually nothing. No minerals or oil.

[@kaleb.pickering]

Barsat Karki there is also the defensive purposes of the island. We have a pretty important base there, and China has been trying to put their airports on the island for years, the U.S. doesn’t like it.

[@lw1343]

This isn't the 1700s. We have what's called "technology" now.

[@lw1343]

@@kaleb.pickering not only that....imagine the year round skiing. Easy jump for Europeans. No, I don't believe all the ice will melt! Sorry...

[@lightr2187]

@@lw1343 couple of nukes will do the job

[@eliasziad7864]

@@lightr2187 Another nuclear winter will add another km of ice.

[@dey_knew7713]

They would build an airport And would be easier to infect it un plague inc

[@nullcandyy]

lmao

[@biballaboi7964]

товарищ мартин that’s the true benefit

[@thanos4959]

товарищ мартин ikr

[@vedantacharya1517]

Dude you are absolutely SAVAGE

[@gabrielgan369]

Omg ikr, Greenland is a pain to infect

[@freddiet.rowlet525]

Place: *Has oil USA: **Does an impression of the Seagulls from Finding Nemo*

[@abhigyanverma6542]

mINE

[@skizzik121]

I thought for the longest time those gulls were saying Mike....couldn't for the life of me figure out why

[@Jay-qb9gi]

@Slick Willie are you on drugs? I see you do them. I know you.

[@kyleperlman]

MiNe MiNe MiNe

[@Tyojori]

@Slick Willie I guess you need more likes, it's not enough.

[@icycreamfrommc_1745]

When The Kid Has The New Toy And Everyone In The Class Wants It:

[@hexaltheninjawow9531]

I thought it said accidentally instead of actually. USA: oops, I bought Greenland

[@Adotworm]

Lmao

[@captaincookie1286]

Ups I accidentally bought a terrorist slave

[@xtout]

Half-life fan 39 not how you use it but i’m ok with it

[@DeeJayFM]

@@captaincookie1286 I hate it when that happenes

[@captaincookie1286]

Abdul ikr I have bought 20 of them this year everyone dies in suicide bombs

[@balllssacky]

Lets be real. We want Greenland to give us a 3 side advantage when we finally annex Canada.

[@Solgaleo791]

>:-(

[@Solgaleo791]

I am Canadian

[@Solgaleo791]

Did you really want to say that?

[@balllssacky]

@@Solgaleo791 Soon you'll be American Sabastian. Whether you like it or not.

[@makky6239]

@@balllssacky lol

[@niclasjacobsen7722]

The part that often gets overlooked is that Greenland is a self-governed state, so it would not just be about buying landmass but an entire country

[@alpizar1177]

Then again there is 2 people living there named gubert and evely

[@johnathanmarlin3994]

Lmao

[@Kyle-Duyck]

Technically like 58,000 people... But yeah.

[@martinskovpoulsen2736]

It's not a state

[@dwaynekeenum1916]

@@Kyle-Duycknot techn

[@T0M_X]

Denmark: land! 😁 USA: i would like to buy this from you for a vast sum of money as this would really help us control the ocean to stop russia from doing anything Denmark: no, it looks cool

[@jordanrial166]

😂😂😂

[@soupy3481]

“i need mountains man!” - Denmark, the flattest nordic country

[@blade1425]

@@soupy3481 lmao

[@LotharOfTheHillPeople]

$21.1T has become $31.4T since this video was posted three years ago.

[@ecclecticsayonce5131]

Damn

[@ihatetheantichrist9545]

All this tax money they steal from us yet they can’t pay our debts

[@NoPiss]

What the fuck

[@nimamoradi2779]

I bet demark would like not printed money for real property

[@ElBandito]

Orange Cheeto's legacy.

[@onion6412]

no one: america: **sees greenland** america: *ADD TO SHOPPING CART*

[@abhigyanverma6542]

Denmark: tHIS iTEM iS oUT oF sTOCK

[@davidthorp01]

Abhigyan Verma America: *John Cena pose* ArE YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?

[@0000-z4z]

@Slick Willie It's shipped by continental drift with some centimeters per year. Inching once a year. No actually it isn't, I just wanted to make a bad joke.

[@anthonyc4138]

@Slick Willie lol

[@anthonyc4138]

@@0000-z4z yeah

[@HunterMalloy]

Denmark: We have oil in Greenland *United States anthem intensifies*

[@Lolypop123]

Hunter-0 Soviet anthem intensifies

[@TheGammelfjols]

there is no oil produktion from greenland at the time. the danich oil is in the norh see, and well as a dane littel closer to home. Greenland is a part of the dancich ream since, 1397. an well not to brake it hard to you, we will give it to greenland 4 free, before we sell it to you americans, its like the danich pm say apsurd. to have this debate. its tells how littel you americans know aboud the world. i will NEVER happed.

[@Lolypop123]

Qwerty Jerm yeah our oil

[@jeppeboll6305]

@@TheGammelfjols du kunne i det mindste stave rigtigt så de ikke bare tror vi er nogen mongoler her i dk

@@TheGammelfjols How to really screw with the US: "Hello Canada - want to form a kingdom?"

[@rysi0k110]

Greenland - A land full of ice Iceland - A land full of grass

[@Arristuff]

for Iceland more like moss i been there and believe me its very mossy mostly probably due to the cold humid weather

[@mr.g812]

When they discovered Greenland, it was an actual green land, full of grass; and when they discovered Iceland, it was a land full of ice, but time changes things so..

[@hxbxbxgxhxjxj1577]

@@mr.g812 Not really they called it Greenland to trick the viking settlers or no one will come

[@joshuafletcher598]

talk about ironic

[@Advo42069]

Yup, Erik the Red was the first troll.

[@superbrownbrown]

*If I had a position of power in the United States government, I'd petition to buy Greenland, and then share it with Canada.*

[@MarkerPliyah]

I like this

[@siyacer]

Same, except I'd buy Canada

[@PunchGod741]

@@siyacer annex instead. It’s free

[@mihailoaleksic3330]

If I had that power, I would just buy it and start to dig

[@Brady_Stewart_238]

Nah. I would Invade Greenland and then invade Canada

[@DorkKnight99]

USA: Hey, we're gonna buy Greenland. Denmark: No, thanks. USA: *THAT WASN'T A QUESTION*

[@ishippedmybed]

sad truth america is a bully for sure

[@nehankaranch2149]

@@ishippedmybed america litteraly is the reason greenland industrialized because thoudands of american troops went there and made railways and many more stuff so I dont see your point

[@bentennyson6141]

@@ishippedmybed I honestly don’t know why any wouldn’t want to be apart of the greatest country in the world lol.

[@teal1787]

@@bentennyson6141 that country is full of nerds

[@bentennyson6141]

@@teal1787 United States? Is that suppose to be a bad thing lol? Lol

[@someguy1865]

*USA*- I'm buying Greenland! *Denmark*- No thanks I'm not intr- *USA*- I'm taking Denmark!

[@michigansthumb8095]

Some Guy how do you make the text bold

[@anquanpham4287]

@@michigansthumb8095 Put * on both sides of your text. *Like this.*

[@michigansthumb8095]

-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

[@michigansthumb8095]

Wait

[@michigansthumb8095]

*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@shep2729]

Denmark: Wait, I never knew that you had Oil- Greenland: *S H H H H* we don't want.... _you know who_ to find out The U.S.: *_Oil? Where?_*

[@whafflete6721]

Did somebody said *O I L*

[@aymanplayzmc6326]

No

[@spongebobbies]

SHËP the U.S.: Nah I heard oil THAT SHIT IS MINE

[@hollyflorendo]

no

[@mrnonsense1031]

Ghost of Iraq: don't make the same mistakes I did.

[@alexburke1899]

Greenland has huge rare earth element deposits, probably more valuable than oil or gas at this point for consumer and military tech. China controls 98% of REE market and for like 20 years western countries have been talking about needing their own supply. I’d guess Greenland is worth way more than 1.1 trillion and probably closer to 10 or even 20 trillion just in undiscovered/projected REE deposits and Denmark knows that.

[@guymandude9054]

Imagine Greenland becomes a state before Puerto Rico

[@BabySonicGT]

Us:ok guys China is our 124th state of the union Puerto Rico:Can I be a state now? Us:no

[@pronoob2857]

@@BabySonicGT d

[@Cinnamontoastcrunch1029]

@@BabySonicGT that’s so messed up but it’s so true lmao

[@yechezkelbinstok9281]

It would probably be a republican state

[@micahhhz]

@@yechezkelbinstok9281 Greenland or China or Puerto Rico

[@milokat179]

US citizens: 6 months ago: how to buy Greenland. Now: how to buy toilet paper

[@thespellchecker9123]

Quarantine is getting to me lol

[@Verheerender]

Plague inc players: that’s we’re you are wrong kiddo we’re already here

[@hollyflorendo]

🏫

[@kaedenbak4441]

lol

[@thndr_5468]

Haha epic meme man very funny

[@peermoritz6547]

Donald Trump on the border of Greenland: “LET ME IN, LET ME IIIIN”

[@verycreativename1865]

Denmark should build a wall

[@peermoritz6547]

Anna Louring 😂

[@peermoritz6547]

Finish303 hmmmm........ok

[@peermoritz6547]

Finish303 actually you could build a wall because even tho the ocean is in front of the wall you could still build own because you can’t enter a country if you don’t get on land. In that sense you could build a wall right on the edge of land.

[@verycreativename1865]

@@peermoritz6547 Exactly!

[@PurPurDot]

0:26 the map here is wrong since the US state borders were created after taking Alta California which also included parts of Wyoming, Colorado, and New Mexico

[@Chuked]

Reallifelore "says the US bought California" James K Polk: *sweats nervously*

[@Aragon1500]

The treaty does say the US paid for it though granted it was dictated to Mexico since they disputed a border its government agreed to with the Texan republic

[@heddu6849]

That fucking mop head

[@JamesKain]

Can we return for a refund?

[@Officialbrody]

Nicholas Bryant *no*

[@Yamyatos]

Lier. You do have videos.

[@Gullbrand_]

Greenland: our biggest city is named Nuuk Trump: did they say Nuke USA just bought Greenland

[@coltendavison9431]

Me: *starts war on my country because they bought Greenland*

[@hugoflores.4]

😂😂

[@Lyenati]

@Bsauce *Softly* don’t

[@alim10811]

*Kim Jong-Un wants to know your location*

[@neroquin]

I don't think Denmark would agree

[@h.t.awesome3822]

Oil: *Exists* America: Let’s change the Earth’s geography!

[@marks9127]

Yeah, kinda like: USA: *finds out that there is billion barrels of oil in Greenland and Arctic* Also USA: BUUUUUURRRRRN THE COAL SO ICE MELTS!!!!!!!!!

[@Xenuos]

Or: "hey this country has oil" .... "let's bomb our own cities and blame it on them to start a war!"

[@Helperbot-2000]

Hipetty hopetty your oil is my property

[@doluseb]

Yea...wtf are you talking about?

[@Nocreabo215]

Hippity hoppity, let’s change the earth’s geography.

[@wyattstewart4174]

this guys got the cleanest segways into sponsors on youtube

[@CarthagoMike]

Let me save you 11 minutes as to why America wants to buy Greenland: *Oil & Gas*

[@infinitium8460]

To possibly control the North American Polar Shipping Route.

[@xox_momin]

;-; thanks

[@PuertoRicanSauce]

Money, that's it.

[@JM-fo1te]

Actually, it's rare Earth metals.

[@infinitium8460]

@@JM-fo1te True.

[@mbathroom1]

Denmark: Do you want Greenland? USA: No USA hears rumours of oil in Greenland and a capital called Nuuk USA: FREEDDDDOOOOM

[@wholelottalight]

I'm sorry, when did Denmark ever offer to sell Greenland? I'm pretty sure we would have been happy to buy it just for the strategic value. Not everything is just about the oil.

[@mbathroom1]

@@wholelottalight it's a joke. chill man

[@samirraza9069]

@@wholelottalight watch the video

[@wholelottalight]

@@samirraza9069 I did. Denmark didn't ever offer to sell Greenland. I even tried searching for it. It never happened. So telling me to "watch the video" doesn't do anything. If there was something I missed rather than just lazily saying "watch the video" maybe try putting in a timestamp to something you think is relevant? Because the "video" says that we have tried to buy Greenland before, back when we tried to buy Alaska and hinted that a lot of the reason we wanted it was for strategic reasons and not for money or to have someplace to go when global warming melts the kilometers of ice. Who even knows if there will even still be a United States of America by that time?

[@Nick-qc7wm]

Helius Infinitus calm your tits man

[@VKK-cr1uk]

America: *tries to buy greenland* Denmark: how many times do we have to tell you this old man?

[@punishingbirb4180]

But isnt Denmark older than America?

[@squidhatonaglobe4030]

*young man

[@likemysnopp]

funny how Denmark is way older then USA

[@rustyshackelford4613]

@@likemysnopp One church in my country is 1000 years older than America

[@Chilukar]

@@rustyshackelford4613 plus you guys settled in North America around the time England was formed, and obviously way before her colonies. (Assuming you are Danish)

[@duehaystacks4785]

I like that we want to buy Greenland, but sadly I think this would end the Hans Island dispute, which is a hilarious dispute

[@zarifo9537]

didnt the hans island dispute end around the type you commented this

[@JestyrThe]

US shopping list: Greenland Panama Canal Canada *toilet paper*

[@samuelsingh9753]

🤣😭

[@DumplingIX]

And Oil

[@kimberlyh.1090]

Universal Healthcare.

[@vinyphoenix443]

Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹, yes, they tried to buy us a few times

[@cheezballz8146]

@@kimberlyh.1090 nah people would get drunk run outa alcohol and spend the entire budget on more alchohol

[@TerribleTonyShow]

Greenland: *has oil* The U.S.: I finna show you what's called a "pro gamer move"

[@charliesinclair4402]

lol

[@EternalNico1]

Charlie Sinclair tf is the point of replying just to say lol

[@shaggydestroyerofworlds2208]

@@EternalNico1 if it's so insignificant and useless then why respond to it in the first place

[@forstaken2254]

Greenland: **Gets warmer** Plagues in Plague Inc: Let's destroy something

[@dazeko6707]

Sad how the people living in Greenland are mainly discussed because of their land but not their people.

[@rasmusbonde9280]

One of the reasons for Denmark does not want to sell Greenland, to prevent exploitation of the Greenlandic people. Though people will argure that is what Denmark does, but not really. If Greenland was in the hand of USA, China or Russia, the Greenlandic poeple would properbly have a much tougher livelihood

[@nehankaranch2149]

Greenland has less people then every single us state

[@dazeko6707]

@@nehankaranch2149 ok

[@rasmusbonde9280]

@@nehankaranch2149 that does not really justify anything

the Americans want to buy Greenland because they heard of a place called "Nuuk"

[@LibShitted]

Im supriesed lil rokets0 p

[@zemunzakoneee6434]

Keir Patrick u mean stonk?

[@Drannn54]

Keir Patrick so?

[@ArabicNameGuy]

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NUUKIE

[@9yearoldepicgamersoldier129]

Lmao 😂

[@GuadalupePicasso]

One of the happiest, funniest people whom I’ve ever met in my entire life was a man from Greenland, in a pub in Dublin.

[@gabrielmoravargas4728]

Bruh

[@neroquin]

I need the story!

[@GuadalupePicasso]

@@neroquin it was a rowdy night in the Temple Bar area in Dublin, and the DJ was playing anything from Nirvana to Tom Jones to Marc Anthony (I have a hilarious video of a super drunk guy, 30 years old at the most, singing his heart out to Delilah😂). The Greenlander wasn’t a day below 50, probably not a day below 60, and he was standing at the bar, trying to flag down the bartender. He kept missing the bartender, as he kept turning towards the dance floor, saying that he “didn’t want to miss anything”, with the biggest smile. He never told any jokes, but everything that he said was hilarious, and he was always laughing before he’d finish his sentences. I’m also pretty sure that he wasn’t drunk (or at least wasn’t so drunk that it’d have been the booze, good ‘ol liquid courage, speaking). I wish if I could remember specific things that he had said, to make this a better story to tell; but, suffice it to say that I’m still talking about him 2 years later should tell you plenty!

[@pronoob2857]

Z

[@the_phen0m639]

@Malik Q.-N. o_o

[@tarobrob513]

And also Canada will be The most protected and safest country ever.

[@s1n1stersixsgaming8]

Nice defense network, guess they finally built that wall and making the US pay for it

[@bernardw7535]

Canada is next.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

@@scottrains9638 r/woooosh

[@chad_bro_chill]

Hey scoot, given the numerous scandals your Prime Minister has been involved with this past year, you might consider not throwing stones in glass houses. Especially ironic to call the US racist, given Trudeau's recent blackface scandal.

[@marcopena7638]

Chad BroChill Bitch please, the US has mister sharpie hurricanes. There is nothing beyond that. Canada could justa have a zebra with a wig and make up as PM and still they wouldnt be close to Trump.

[@termi_sh]

Can we all just appreciate the smoothness of these ad segways?

[@LeoAbukar]

Greenland: *finds oil* Greenland: mom I have oil! Also Greenland: why do I hear _American_ music?

[@cultoftheforsaken]

Classic!

[@4m4d3u564]

knock knock it's the the united states

[@Credence1026]

@@4m4d3u564 unexpected bill wurtz

[@ReubenEditZ]

@@4m4d3u564 with boats... gun boats

[@zestobrandino]

_Country roads_ *intensifies*

[@biohazard724]

Oil, natural gas and military strategic significance. I figured as much.

[@jonathanwells223]

biohazard724 nothing gets you nothing

[@tesseract5025]

I mean obviously. Why else would we?

[@chevychase3103]

Yes they make strange bedfellows! Do you see what I did there?

[@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256]

“Even overshadowing the Louisiana Purchase in 1803” Alaska: Am I a joke to you?

[@Bohemian0522]

well to be honest, the Louisiana Purchase was the most important purchase, it paved the way for the US to become a trans-continental nation.

[@yojasvi3021]

神推しあしゅりん us isn’t transcontinental

[@Bohemian0522]

@@yojasvi3021 by transcontinental I mean from the Atlantic coast to the Pacific coast, does that make sense? the Louisiana Purchase allowed the US to expand west of Mississippi, eventually reaching the Pacific coast in the 1840s.

[@yojasvi3021]

神推しあしゅりん oh tbh that’s what I thought you meant 😂

[@friedathebostonterrier6331]

the one and only rusty shakleford I am pretty shore that the Louisiana purchase was equal to or greater than the Alaskan purchase in size

[@marcelaalmazan6053]

Real life lore has… Skillshare adds Animated maps Learning website maps and other stuff

[@f_joyce6941]

America: *Buys Alaska* Realises it has a shit ton of oil America: hmm, how about Greenland too?

[@Andy-ow4gt]

We already are the biggest producer of oil in the world the trade route is really what’s important right now and then the natural resources will become more important later

[@porterijsseldijk3953]

@@Andy-ow4gt don't you dare steal our precious trade route, boy!

[@HogBurger]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation Probably because we USED to care for oil

[@thatonenerd9252]

Did I hear OIL!?!? THAT CRAP'S MINE!!!!!!!!

[@zacharylarocque8158]

Russia: *This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Maybe ever.*

[@yajjhajhria3558]

You could've just been done with this video in two words: *Because oil.*

[@My2I111]

Don't you mean "Oil and Russia"?

[@ericsilver9401]

@@My2I111 🤡

[@pewpew9711]

@@ericsilver9401 Why are you posting a picture of yourself?

[@ericsilver9401]

@@pewpew9711 🀄

[@Asura6969]

Eric Silver because greatest beverage (oil)

[@alextabet9247]

Russia still regrets selling Alaska to the US. Denmark/the EU should never sell Greenland. It is a strategic territory that will pay huge dividends in the near future.

[@xedsity]

Someone who thinks like me 😁😌

[@mcfcfan1870]

Why would you say "slash, the eu". The eu is essentially just a trade union.

[@seanjackson6305]

@Daniel Walter The Russian Empire was one of America's best allies around the purchase of Alaska. The US would have never went to war with Russia over Alaska. The main reason the Russian Empire sold Alaska was because they were bankrupted after the Crimean War.

[@seanjackson6305]

@Issach Hazut There were no nukes in 1867 or any Industrial warfare for that matter.

[@Noseihtam266]

@Daniel Walter no they sold it to the U.S. because at the time they were at war with the British and Canada was still a British colony, they didn't want to defend it but they also didn't want the British to annex it, so they sold it to the U.S.

[@SS-yj2le]

Imagine if Finno-Scandinavia were one country. It would be one of the largest countries in the world as the geographic Finno-peninsula combined with mainland Denmark and the Danish islands and Iceland is already similar in size to Alaska and then Greenland on top of it would make it bigger than India. The country would have a population of 20 over million and have one of the largest EEZ zones in the world.

[@rydemk4168]

LMAO imagine 25% of your population being in a us Air Base

[@rainbowsixODST]

Exactly! We practically own the island already! Let us pay a few hundred billion for it and been done with this nonsense. That’s more money then Denmark will “ever” make off the island.

[@rainbowsixODST]

PortalArch1702 Dude the purchasing price for the island is $1.1 Trillion. If we offered every Greenlander 10 Million to vote for American Statehood it’d cost $568 Billion! Nearly half what’d it cost to buy from Denmark directly. That’s money “well” spent!

[@Alistana]

@@rainbowsixODST *stonks*

[@papalouis9111]

rainbowsixODST yeah fuck you actually, it's not about who owns the most land, it's about every country taking part in saving and taking care of what they already have. Don't you think the US has eonugh to take care of already?

[@BlaudracheLP]

isn't that the mainland of the US as well?

[@ian38018a]

I always thought Denmark should have replied: "Sure, we will trade it for Long Island.

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

Lol

[@crazydinosaur8945]

or the danish virgin islands oh sry it is the US virgin islands now

[@arjuna8785]

@@crazydinosaur8945 The Long Island is actually worth around $2 trillion. So....

[@crazydinosaur8945]

@@arjuna8785 is one of the world's economic centers worth a lot of money! i find that hard to believe

[@arjuna8785]

@@crazydinosaur8945 Sorry I don't get it bro?

[@legoleviathan6411]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe: What if the USA never bought Greenland?

[@MijmerMopper]

"This is just silly, the lack of greenland leads to a coup attempt in 2021?"

[@MijmerMopper]

@@ihaveadream3321 maybe not in the greenlandless timeline, but in this one the incumbent president send an angry mob to the capitol in order to supress the formal recognition of the election he lost.

[@MijmerMopper]

@@ihaveadream3321 luckily not. Hence the "attempt" part.

[@MijmerMopper]

@@ihaveadream3321 and yet they managed to enter the actual voting floor, right after Trump actively encouraged them to go there.

[@MijmerMopper]

@@ihaveadream3321 hence the broader context behind the attempt at wich this mob also placed bombs at the HQs of both the relevant political party's and a well funded, strictly hierarchical political faction spend major efforts attempting to cast doubt on the legitimacy of the legitimate election. Including but not limited to media outlets spreading misinformation and lawsuits that are completely baseless but help rally the base. Siezing one legislative building, by succeeding in doing so confirming having tactical support from another (army didn't really try to stop them) and having the rather more explicit support from the by now twice impeached then inexplicible occupant of the white house, head of a network handpicked cronys that at that point where still responsible for executing legislation, is not exactly a bad point to move from.

[@CruzanDemon7]

Local from St. Croix, USVI here, the 25 mjlljkn was all in gold and I may have a reason that comes from the Danish people and not their Gov't about selling islands. "Never again" is what I've heard time and time again, tourists fly down and lament the fact it is no longer the DWI. Beauty, history, resources, defense capabilities, tourism and vacations to your country's gem in the sun all gone for gold. Don't know who would repeat that type of deal.

[@alabamaal225]

What those visiting Danes forget is that the Danish government had been trying to sell the Danish West Indies (DWI) from the 1850s onward. The DWI had been a drain on the Danish economy since the Danish slaves were emancipated in 1848; the loss of this cheap labor made the agricultural estates unprofitable, leading to an economic collapse in the DWI. Though the Danes shopped the islands to numerous countries, no major power was much interested in paying for a collection of backwater islands. This lack of interest changed when the Panama Canal was nearing completion. The most direct shipping routes between the Panama Canal and European ports passed very close to the Danish West Indies, suddenly making the DWI strategically important; it was feared that this potential bottleneck could be blockaded by a hostile force. Prior to the start of World War I, Germany began to express an interest in the islands; needless to say, German acquisition of the islands was unacceptable to Britain, France, and the United States. The start of WWI forced the issue, leading the U.S. to purchase the DWI for $25 million. The U.S. officially took possession of the islands on March 31, 1917, only six days before the U.S. formally declared war on Germany.

[@hirokomcgettigan9156]

America in WW2: Gets Greenland America now: Wanna see me do it again?

[@kingexclusivo]

America is a continent not a country

[@NoName-qj6of]

Well the USA is part of Northern America

[@kumikoOG]

*Hiroko Say that to China*

[@bigwilly519]

@@kingexclusivo it's a country

[@kingexclusivo]

No Name - Yup

[@iilikecereal]

*The ice caps are melting* Denmark: I'm about to become a top world power

[@Sofie424]

Denmark needs to keep Greenland so they can move there when sea levels rise.

[@jacobbahr9316]

The Little Mermaid actually predicts the fate of Denmark... ever heard the song 'Under the Sea'?

[@edis0088]

Netherlands would help Denmark and the eu, because the Netherlands is friends with both. The Netherlands is good at building dams to protect the eu, so I’m sure you will find someone willing to build that

[@TheidiotMozz]

@@edis0088 but the Netherlands would be ‘under the sea’ first

[@FormerlyHshjdigli]

@@TheidiotMozz Then Luxembourg 🇱🇺, Portugal 🇵🇹, France🇫🇷, ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, TURKEY 🇹🇷 AND *SPAINNNN* 🇪🇸 **dances like a dork** -Yakko Warner 2019

[@awsomemodels]

Good point .

[@megaliii]

Actually USA didn't bought Arizona,Utah,Colorado,California, New México and Nevada. They obtained it on the mexico-american war (1846-48).

[@omayaki5264]

Luckily during the VERY cold war (for Greenland) nuuk never got nuuked.

[@omayaki5264]

@@timmtheilig6827 yep thanks

[@dr.pjuskebusk2501]

Well... the USA did crash a plane with a nuke onboard, in Greenland. And killed (with delay), a lot of the Danish clean up crew, because they didnt tell them about the nuke..so cancer. And why the secret? DK: you can have your airbase, but no nukes. USA: suuurrree no problem....

[@anthonyc4138]

@@dr.pjuskebusk2501 the nuke didn't exploded

[@NimbleBard48]

2019: It's a joke. Then it get's a video or two on KZbin 2020: Major protests in Greenland and Denmark after the announcement....

[@gravitone]

The more likely question is: "what if America "Liberates" greenland?"

[@magnus7857]

They would get in trouble with the entire European Union.

[@MrXuliest]

@@magnus7857 The U.S. would get in trouble with a Organization they are not a part of?

[@MrXuliest]

@@magnus7857 As if.

[@sbevebren1642]

@@MrXuliest well denmark is part of it and the other countries part of the EU will get affected and possibly have a war

[@Big-Government-Is-The-Problem]

@@magnus7857 the EU or non US Nato countries wouldn't do shit. you think they'd risk war because the US took some land? they didnt do shit when Russia rolled into Ukraine... the US would never do that, but if they did the world would be like "well that sucks". more realistically would be China or Russia invading Greenland, and even then the world wouldn't go to war with them over it. they have nukes and you cant go to war with a nuclear power, its as simple as that.

[@Backtesting01]

What will happen in future is that people currently living on this island will demand independence from Denmark which they will get, and Denmark will lose it too