The Internet Said So | EP 203 | Flight Cancellations & Never ending constructions in India

In this episode, this week the boys are discussing about flight cancellations & never ending constructions in India
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[@pragatim]

0:00 Cold Open 1:50 Cosmo Blogger Awards 3:19 Bawa Simp 😂 4:46 Cosmo Blogger Awards Bawa Story 11:58 Intro 12:31 Chamat wala video 14:41 BMC Delhi Airport kyun khod rahi hai 😂 15:03 Bombay Roads 18:04 Atul Setu 23:43 AnderiLocal & Lorry Story 24:35 Lorry Carrying AI Plane 26:12 Bawa's Colleagues Story contd. 27:57 & 32:22 Airlines delays 31:12 Various Recent Stories 33:07 Aadar & Kautuk's Pilot Story 33:55 Bawa's Bombay Traffic & Pilot Story 36:45 Bawa's Calcutta Story 42:05 Chanta Story contd. 43:53 Radhika Apta Aerobridge

[@rohit-yb4lr]

@pragatim may god bless you for this effort 🙏 Subscribing your channel as well

[@janhaviwadekar7252]

dev manus 🙏🏻

[@varunbhakay6804]

They named a bridge in Bombay after Mr Khatri?

[@pragatim]

​@@varunbhakay6804😂

[@pragatim]

Contd. 45:33 Varun's Chandigarh Story 48:05 Aadar's Handpan & Bhuvneshwar Story 50:58 Kautuk PoV - Solitary in Crisis 52:01 Flights ACs and Emergency Exits 53:14 Indigo Delay (Kautuk) 55:36 Mumbai Airport par bhi traffic hai 57:03 Aadar's Vancouver Story 59:34 Recent Incidents (By Kautuk)

[@kurushpawar]

Hi guys, pilot here. Random interesting shocking answers to your doubts. Aadar: Flight crew reporting times vary from airline to airline depending on the type of operation and aircraft type, whether or not you go through the airport or have direct access to the aprons from your airline’s HQ. The longer reporting times are usually for major long haul carriers operating larger aircraft where the crew need longer to prepare the cabin for passengers. Especially business and first class. Smaller low cost airline reporting times are usually between 1-1.5 hours prior to departure. Kautuk & Varun: You’re right, we don’t really need to know the place we’re going to prior to flying there. We can brief a departure and arrival into any airport fairly quickly and perform the flight without ever having been there. Varun, you’re right about certain airports which we can’t. Usually airports which are high elevation airfields or around high terrain which require special training from certain operators. Kathmandu in Nepal is an example of that.

[@cashisthemoney]

The way the conversation derailed with the closure of Bombay airport runway because of “metro” is why this podcast has lasted this long and why it will go on regardless of topics. There is no replacement for 4 friends just sitting and chatting about relatable topics.

[@ajraol9032]

From a long hair Aadar to a thick beard Aadar, we all grew up

[@rithwikanand5099]

So true 😂

[@KanugoRahul]

From no beard kautuk to thick beard kautuk, kautuk grew up

[@Hero-Hiralal9]

😂🎉😅❤

[@ChetanDrive]

Stop identifying with fictional characters

[@amruta4385]

He is really blessed with good hair genetic.. while here we have clean shaved varun

[@a.d.1368]

Tiss Fans:Hello Sagar,what a sudden surprise TISS:Yes,this is sudden surprise to me also.

[@sneha_2005]

😂😂😂😂 Love this comment

[@psmanas]

It is “suppie”

[@bish09]

This type of consistency is uncalled for. Lagta hai next 1 month no new episode hone vaala

[@maazkazi2591]

Sus drop. VT, we need context on this!

[@k-factor07]

3:55 Mummy ki thook ki kasam. The final boss of Kasams

[@_tanishq_vlogs]

21:03 Varun's camera agreeing to what he said was hilarious

[@a.d.1368]

Varun ranting about traffic and related problems never gets old.😂

[@rachitamatta]

I don't know if you will read my comment. Reporting time for domestic flight is 1hr-1.15hrs before departure(depends on airline procedure). Reporting time for international flight = 1hr 30mins -1hr 45mins before departure (again, it depends on airline to airline). Cabin crew reports earlier than the pilots. These are pilot reporting times. P.s. I am a pilot. P.p.s. love the podcast. You guys are my favourite ❤

[@drujjwalsethi8281]

'how can you slap'! I heard you aadar! Beautiful reference!

[@swatisinha89]

I was in the same flight with Radhika Apte…it was like green house effect in the aero bridge we were locked from both sides with crying babies..it was suffocating

[@devoid6512]

@38:44 I die laughing everytime when Varun enacts the whole situation, its so funny 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Technically, any day is a TISSday because we’re rewatching some episode.

[@allanantonandrew]

Logic simp

[@kavitakhanna19]

Evolution of beard on TISS 😂😂😂 Look at Varun-Neville-Kautuk-Aadar in this sequence😂

[@kalakaarkunal3194]

Tiss episode with the word Flight in the title is for sure a banger

[@Radio_Hits]

Bawa b like: Ae Ganpat! Chal Clams laa.. 😂

[@shreyasdhuru]

This has to be one of the best episodes... top 10 for sure. Being Mumbaikars, "my wife and I" have enjoyed the shit out of this efphisode!

[@lostsoul5300]

Gokhale bridge broke when I was in college and now I've finished college, CA and am working but the bridge still isn't

[@rudraoza256]

Same

[@shantanu_pandit_]

Back in 2014 I went on a indigo flight to Gujarat from Pune it was class trip to ISRO so there were 50-60 students going most of us were first timers so once the plain go up we started getting funny feeling in our ears slowly but surely the panic kicks in then one of the girl (who we later found out that was "accidently" pregnant) started pucking then everybodr started getting this mass hysteria reaction started puking with her. Obviously every one was okay but I have never seen a teacher loose their shit so quickly.

[@ginnyweasley5812]

I genuinely thought i missed work on a Tuesday😭

[@akaashhh]

I love how Mumbai coded this podcast is

[@devshah7885]

You are the real winners here guys,because you made your entire experience of show into content,sign of true creators 😂😂

[@_tanishq_vlogs]

10:13 bava blushing

[@1100POSIEDIAN0011]

Once returning from Nagpur to Mumbai, the gate didn't have any air bridge and had to walk from the gate to the plan. Before getting onto the plane, turns out the plane was actually going to Chennai and not Mumbai. Due to some confusion, this gate was calling passengers for chennai as well as Mumbai. There were more than 100 passengers waiting outside the Chennai plane and the staff taking statements of everyone. This itself delayed the Mumbai flight by 2 hours.

[@vimali2713]

Guys I'll take this as a surprise episode.. but next Tuesday ko ek aur episode chahiye 😊😊

[@Asli_Dexter]

lauda kuch nahi aane wale tuesday ko

[@k-factor07]

0:35 Fuch! I was just watching Andaz apna apna and saw this notification and surprise surprise! Matrix is real.

[@CluelessIndianGamer]

300th episode main yeh Gokhale Bridge pe trivia aane waala hai!😂😂😂

[@ayushianand3895]

Flight delay story : last month I had a flight on a Saturday 3pm to Delhi and I had college that day for which I booked it for the afternoon, even tho I’d have to miss the mehandi function of the shaadi I was going to attend Barely made it to the airport on time BUT IT WAS AIR INDIA. so the flight got delayed by 15 min then 30 then almost 1.5 hours and I reached Delhi at ground 6pm and had my friends pick me up cuz I had a meet up planned Result : GHAR MEIN KALESH ki ladki pata nahi kidhar ghum Rahi hai kaun lene jaa raha hai The excuse I came up with eventually was that Air India fucked up bad and got delayed by 4 hours that’s why I was late 😂😂😂

[@arnabkund]

In Heathrow Airport. Stuck due to a delayed flight from Bengaluru due to fog and missed the connection to Atlanta. Beautiful timing for this episode to drop 😂.

[@pradnyavaidya1667]

I got confused with the surprise episode. I thought today is Tuesday and I forgot to go to office 😅😅

[@abhinavjha8770]

Ainn Baigan? 😅 Aaj to Tuesday nahi hai

[@ronikagarwal7018]

Flight stories are always hilarious with them😂

[@mystery5487]

"A surprise for sure but a welcome one" 🎉🎉

[@reeyasengupta4391]

Fantastic episode. Thank you.

[@minerva4539]

In Dec 2022 I was flying from Hyderabad to Pune. The flight was landed on tarmac, no aerobridge and there was no one to guide the way to the airport and we have to walk to the airport through so many airport vehicles, they are confused, it was dangerous and un organized

[@nirupamashankar4917]

You guys are always winners in my book!! Congrats on the nomination!!

[@shravyac2206]

Downloaded this to watch on the flight today, guess what. Did watch it on theee flight that got delayed 4 hours. 🙃🙂

[@Kushiiiiiiiiiiii]

Was watching your last episode yesterday at Mumbai airport when indigo delayed the flight 😂

[@k-factor07]

12:35 just like the guy who jumped on a judge on 3rd Jan 2024

[@banfool]

Bawa: "Mummy ki kasam .." aunty smiling from There n saying .. "bawaaaaa" #darkjoke

[@shanteshmnnit]

Aadar's head Bob impression of Ranveer 😂

[@thomsondcruz5456]

Will love TISS whether you win awards or not.

[@nishadpatne9015]

Saviors ho tum log! 24hr udne ke baad eh ep dekhke maza aaya 🎉

[@PB46-DDos]

Bawa is the new Jaykant Shikre.

[@vishalullegaddi5603]

What a sudden surprise? Tiss boys- yes, its sudden surprise to me also

[@biswascomments2068]

My urge to invite you guys to my home for lunch, daru party then dinner is overwhelming 😂😂

[@roshanp1158]

1 hour for Captains in domestic 1.30 hour for international. I’m a captain for Airindia we can’t come 4 hours in advance as our fdtl starts the time we report.

[@pintupainter257]

Mirace Miracle !!!!!

[@shinodbm]

In true TISS style baat shuru ki thi Delhi airport ki but we enjoyed listening to the Mumbai road banter

[@jayeshshinde3033]

Surprise episode on Saturday 😅🤔

[@rajdeepkashyap5766]

21:02 I think Varun's Ipad is the new official 5th member of the podcast

[@ayushianand3895]

Coincidentally, I just spent the last few days watching old flight stories efisodes and this comes up on a Saturday!!!😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@ankitaahdey29]

Airport luggage malfunction stories aren't even the worst of it. We have our new tarmac dinner now 😂

[@kavitadhananjaytajne6793]

Fab episode.❤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “What’s really interesting anytime a flight delay happens, right? What’s interesting is you get to see how adversity fuels solidarity.”

[@aakankshajoshi4993]

Hahahah yes. I loved this line too. Kautuk is just amazing👍

[@woninz]

VARUN !!! Cricket on the Runway ??..humlog Roz khelte hai....a private island resort in Seychelles called "Four Seasons Resort at Desroches Island" ...Ajao kabhi vacation pe..let's play

[@tanmaydeshpande6524]

Bawa galti se post button daba diya next Tuesday ka

[@rohitrane1900]

Bawa's Dunki flight to Bangladesh 😂

[@ravijariwala3642]

this past november when i visited pondicherry, i returned back to chennai for coming back home to mumbai, on the day i was suposed to return i woke at 8.30 for a vistara flight of 11.30AM from chennai to mumbai, i was in the bathroom scrolling my phone and got a message that the flight has been PREPONDED to 9.30AM ...i was furious i just got ready somehow in 5 min without a shower an brushing teeth and left the hotel , fortunately i had selected a hotel very near to the airport and the hotel provided the taxi to airport , i reached airport in time, the boarding had started so was able to board the filght......i never thought that a flight could be preponded....

[@hemashreewesavkar2798]

Weekend plan sorted 🙌🙌😎😎❤️❤️❤️❤️.

[@annastark9917]

Airlines not providing info is universal. My colleagues, friends, and myself have experienced random delays (sometimes pretty long delays) in the US (domestic travel).

[@vartikajain1331]

Hey when will this and episode and the next be available on Spotify !

[@k-factor07]

A second ep in a week? was this uploaded by mistake?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

55:22 HAHAHA NICE ONE

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Does this episode count as Part 3 for Flights? Varun’s Personal Stories are obviously going to be epic as always especially if it involves Air India.

[@k-factor07]

It will def involve the soggy sandwich

[@rovinadsouza7922]

Best one 😂

[@tenzinxingjang]

Cleaned up Bawa 🔥

[@kartikeye]

Kya hi funny episode tha ye. Par Tuesday ko new episode aana chahiye please

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Famous Last Words: “I’m not an urban planning expert.”

[@varunkhandke5090]

grt ep.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

37:41 Yes, this story has been mentioned on the podcast before.

[@sauravpoojari5681]

4:12 i had the joke in my mind😢😂

[@adityajesel9953]

What how, what is this surprise

[@PokhrajRoy.]

7:59 Chhheeeee can’t believe that got an award. Misinformation Superspreader Event, more like.

[@Peace_was_never_an_option3000]

Why don't you guys make a podcast about you guys searching yourself on Google because when i was searching Aadar. I came across a question which says. what is relation of Aadar Malik and Zayn Malik or maybe it was did Zayn Malik and Aadar Malik are brothers?? And the first thing you should search is Bawa ka age pleaseeeeee

[@ohhoyash]

Hey Prabhu! Hey HariRam Krishna Jaganatham Premanand! Yeh kya ho gaya? Extra episode kaise aa gaya?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

23:14 So, basically the solution to Mumbai congestion is making a Mr. Beast video.

[@mayurpalsokar4060]

Aila, Tuesday itni jldi…. 😮 Not complaining at all 😬

[@serialchillaxer]

Autocorrect khel gaya - i think you meant complaining not comparing 😬

[@RohitTater]

Thanks!

[@shahzadzaman2957]

Delhi winter is as long as this cold open

[@shrew_tea]

Watching this sitting at the airport 😅

[@naitikthedagger]

Why is it mandatory for Aadar to barge in and puke the punch line before the actual person telling the story says it???...just one of the dozen examples --->>> 38:22

[@thepassingpawn]

God bless you all of you all

[@pintupainter257]

ye har city me shastri nagar h kya

[@tvishapatil6592]

I saw this while waiting for my delayed flight It got delayed 2 hours but the flight time was actually just 1.5 hours Mumbai airport has taken new year new me quite seriously this time 😬

[@eyekayyy]

the pain and fomo in aadar's laughs...

[@maazkazi2591]

This drop is sus. VT, we need context on this drop!

[@pranavdeo8644]

My friend reached from Mumbai to Dubai while I was waiting to reach home on western express in traffic trying to reach Andheri

[@petha-lalbada414]

Guys u forgot the guy stuck in the loo story

[@shantanuselokar6357]

20:15 . the difference between Atal Setu and Gokhale Bridge is that theyre made by two different authoritiies. Atal Setu is State Government and Gokhale Bridge is Municipal Corporation. You might say both are government bodies, but there's a lot of differnce in how well they function. My best guess is corruption within the MCGM.

[@vek1989]

Indigo neva passes on the information incase of delay….And the pilot was hard and rude….U r delayed for 13 hours and then the pilot came out and stated it was because of passengers….No one has spoken about Pilots behaviour….Slapping is not Called for but ppl def wll nt frustrated….😢

[@ra5hid101]

Few months back i had a crazy flight experience , was supposed to land at 8 pmish . Flight couldnt land due to bad weather and of course plane was shaking like a toy , had to land in punjab or somewhere . Then after an hour back to delhi at 1 pm. Then i was complaining how umsafe flights are , one should only prefer trains , and right next week there was a big train accident in the news , hundreds of people were injured and lost lives.

[@medicalstudybuddy2964]

I think I speak for everyone here, we are waiting for that Tiger3 episode 👌👌

[@supersaihaan]

how is varun getting these emoticons hahahahahah

[@cashisthemoney]

The cold open was hot!

[@philbrooks1919]

for a second i thought is it Tuesday today

[@adityagode7391]

Made everyone check what day it was ✅

[@TheGaggugill]

love you brothers sitting in washroom

[@ashhamzaidi]

Currently on a 10 hr journey by road because our plane in Mashad, Iran was not granted permission to land due to bad weather conditions and was sent back to Tehran where it originally flew from. All the flights to Mashad tonight are cancelled siting bad weather conditions. I don’t get it because yes its cold (1 degree) but there is no sign of snow. So our 50 min journey has turned into two days uncalled for adventure.