The Internet Said So | EP 70 | (Being) Human Body Facts

TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. In the 70th episode, the boys talk about some facts related to the human body.
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[@akshayraghunath9022]

Thakur tujhe Hritik ki kasam pin karde ye comment XD pls

[@aryankesarwanithegreat600]

Le ho gaya

[@akshayraghunath9022]

@@aryankesarwanithegreat600 VINDICATION!!!!!!

[@adityasawant7617]

@@akshayraghunath9022 is that a brooklyn reference?

[@astuteobserver1603]

Congratulations 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@akshayraghunath9022]

@@adityasawant7617 uh doii

[@nikitagidwani5644]

Neville is like every Indian dad ever, just shaking his head in disappointment and embarrassment at the lame jokes anyone cracks 😂😂

[@AyanCreations]

Phir khud hi wahi karta hai.

[@Arya-dn2dc]

Varun ka acting career started by staring at lightbulbs

[@ranjitcherian6519]

True, on stage you can't see the audience, just the lights.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I love how Varun’s go-to reflex is ‘Kaan ke neeche doonga’.

[@shadaabansari6654]

If the TISS group was a human brain, Kautuk would be the part that processes rational thoughts, Varun would be the one that remembers pop references and is spontaneous, Aadar would be the one that is always confused and cannot focus on a topic, and Neville would be the one that signals us to procrastinate and not take that morning shower.

[@user-ss1jn9rs4c]

It's scary how accurate this is 🤣🤣🤣

[@your_butter_chicken]

😂😂😂😂

[@KanugoRahul]

Bro why is this *neville is a lazy dude* thing so common among all us tiss fans 😂. Even though we know he probably works more than all of them. This is a hilarious joke running from soooo long

[@mansiuditasingh5362]

Neville : Did you have a monologue in your head and then corrected yourself? Aadar : No, no, I saw Siddhi. Kautuk : He saw cameo.😂

[@harmanjassar7014]

Hahaah.. that was hilarious

[@ganeshr3493]

me and siddhi

[@ismabaig9348]

timestamp??

[@mansiuditasingh5362]

@@ismabaig9348 5:21

[@shashwatkunder1658]

Varun staring at the bulb to get a pair of glasses is some hardcore method acting

[@helloworld8058]

I love the fact that Salman is being talked about directly after about 1 and a half years of TISS

[@01harshit]

Dedh saal ho gaya bc isko... TBQ bhi nahi lagta itna purana toh

[@shivanirokade7250]

"Main musician hoon kaan k niche bajata hoon" - Varun Thakur 2021

[@jarielgojar]

This has to be the closest to getting a drunk version of the podcast, Neville zoning in and out, Varun reading facts straight up, and no drink in Kautuk's hand. Really enjoyed this late-night podcast and really appreciate the efforts you guys take to put the podcast on time!! Waiting for (Being) human body facts pt. 2!

[@wanderer7600]

Varun thakur repeating his personal story for the 9 millionth time Me : * grabs popcorn *

[@cyberrecluse7024]

Are u sure it's popcorn and not fallen pieces of earwax...

[@jainamsurana6338]

Damn, good one boi.

[@komalsonawane139]

Varun describing his injury is a whole mood!

[@sairajmhatre5097]

Varun ka shaadi 2021 mei and haldi ceremony 2020 mai! WOW!!!

[@Aniboy1000]

This podcast was on another league, haven't laughed like this since a looong time :"D

[@mahimagad9989]

The last ten minutes of this podcast feel like going for therapy after doing LSD. Serotonin has returned in 2021.

[@sakshi414]

Please shoot all future podcasts when you're all tired/sleepy. I've laughed so hard during this one, squirted water out of my mouth even. The sheer randomness, man

[@i_am_junkie]

+1

[@vaishakhsuresh3841]

Bawa finished 2nd only to Tom Cruise for Hottest Man Alive in 2020😂😂

[@shreyaroy3238]

TISS BOYS! Thank you for being a ray of sunshine on a mundane Tuesday afternoon.

[@mattmurdock7336]

No one : Literally no one : Adar : oh yeaah !!! Cowtuk : So Sidhi & I . ..

[@soumyabisht2509]

No one : Literally no one : Varun : Paishe

[@mattmurdock7336]

@@soumyabisht2509 No one : Literally no one : Neville : The Rothschilds Neville : JJWS is not a copy. Neville : Aaron Sorkin

[@soumyabisht2509]

@@mattmurdock7336 No one : Literally no one : Bawa : Schadenfreude

[@PokhrajRoy.]

From Selmon Uncle to Clitick Roshan, what a journey we’ve had lol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville’s Words of the Day: Automative and Microfiber Towel.

[@kritirajda5731]

bro, you're definitely getting invited to aadar's house :D

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@kritirajda5731 Well, I can neither confirm nor deny if that’s happening lolololololol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@kritirajda5731 It’s a tough to choose among a Kiss, watching a Sex Tape and a visit to Aadar’s house lol

[@kgdivya2383]

@Pokhraj Roy Are you dildar begum in tiss reddit?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@kgdivya2383 Yes.

[@mahimajangwan782]

the energy of this podcast was just different, especially varun's😂😂

[@shashwatkunder1658]

Baby residual memory is the OG hangover.

[@prisonmike1218]

Only the OGs know the first time Varun mentioned the Jelly fish story was on TLC’s Queens vs Kings

[@aishwaryakishor7407]

Haven't laughed this hard in ages. I don't have friends and watching a TISS episode makes me feel like I am meeting my friends after a week and listening to their stories. I can watch TISS podcasts with four of you for life.

[@akshor6220]

Dikh gaya comment.

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

Representing left-handed people here: we write like that so that we don't smudge what we've already written 🙄 Y'all righties are too privileged to understand our struggles 🤦‍♀️ #merikoifeelingsnahihai?

[@ssiddarth]

👍

[@garimabhatia1208]

I know right...n dealin with people asking us whole our life "are tu lefty h, khati bhi left se h?"

[@AshishKumar-no9ns]

Ball Pen ...try karo kabhi

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

@@AshishKumar-no9ns WOW, I've never considered ball pens.. didn't know they existed until now, thanks bro! *smh* FYI, ball pen still has liquid ink.. it may be 'quick-drying' but still takes a while to dry, which is inconvenient when you're writing continuously. (adding this before more 'arey ch***yo ball pen use karo' replies come in from righteous righties)

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

@@garimabhatia1208 Yess!!!

[@parthgutka3454]

Being a left handed person, I want to correct Bawa that we don't write like that because of the elbow thing, but because we don't want to smudge the ink while writing, while right handed people fingers rest to the right side while writing left to right the ink does not smudge, and doesn't get on the finger, whereas when we left handed people write our resting fingers lie on the left side while writing left to right, and the ink smudges and gets on our fingers, also not all of us write like that, I personally don't and many left handed people I know don't write like that. Also a second fact that was about strength, where we can show extra ordinary strength, it can hurt you at the same time, lets say you lift up a car in a stressed situation, you can clenched your jaw so hard that you can break your jaw and teeth at the same time and also hurt your muscles really badly. Love you all.

[@priyankajeswani6580]

18:20 'Yeh sunne aate ho tum' I literally questioned myself.

[@SKU344]

TISS is such a bomb!! Yesterday I was on a marathon and slept off while listening to journalism podcast.....I was told I was laughing in my sleep too at your jokes!!!

[@nikitagidwani5644]

"Shembud = Warm melting ice-cream" - Kautuk Shrivastava, 2021

[@thenikhilthakur]

15:40 "hair has feelings" ~varun thakur 2021

[@himanshun96]

Kautak- Fuck feelings 😂

[@namansirohia]

i laughed so much at Thakur's "Suraj ke moo mei machli kyu hai" joke 😂😂😂😂 update : its being 5 mins and i am still rewinding that part and laughing hysterically love ya TISS

[@atharvamulye2306]

When you thought the TISS podcast couldn't get any more "Bhai-er".

[@Sos-soundsofsilence]

My face is hurting, I have laughed so much with the Bihar Flight.

[@anuragkaushik1830]

I love it when varun hears something and straight away comes up with a funny bit 😂😂

[@rohitkulkarni7870]

The last 10 minutes of this podcast was like watching a series of car crashes to the Benny Hill soundtrack. On acid. While going downhill on Mt. Everest.

[@paromita5]

All the frustration of 2020 was washed aways with this hilarious podcast....I have never laughed this hard. Best moments of podcast varun saying "mein bhi musician hun,mein kaan ke neeche bajata hoon"

[@kedarsontakke1394]

PewDiePie : Most Handsome person on Internet for 2020 TISS Fans : X Doubt

[@abolikulkarni7740]

A Girl asking " What do you like about me?" Neville : Ye kali kali aankhein😂

[@Gaigai275]

Turu lub

[@sohailchauhan]

This was the funniest podcast in the history of podcasts ever...😂😂😂😂 I was literally having tears in my eyes because of constant laughter... I was so frustrated due to the job and you guys made me forget every pain of my life... Thank you very much... Bhagwan tum sab ko Hrithik ki umar laga de😂😂😂

[@1emonsqu33zy]

Aadar quietly correcting Thakur. "Spouting" 🤣🤣🤣

[@durvashinde13]

Varun and gang you probably don't know how amazing y'all have been! I mean for people who don't have friends to talk or someone around.. y'all make us feel around people and friends! Love You Guys!❤️

[@ssiddarth]

So true

[@durvashinde13]

@@ssiddarth :)

[@akankshajames3099]

18:26 haa Varun.. Hum exactly yahi sunne aate hai.. And guess what, we love it. Y'all are elite❤️

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Fun Trivia: Dimple Kapadia once said that Anil Kapoor is a ‘barber’s delight’. Varun is simply following in her Footsteps.

[@Shubham-xm7nr]

Agaya bc ye wapas

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I lost it at ‘Indigo Baby’ because technically, Indigo happened in a Past Life lol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kautuk being afraid of the Optician is so relatable. Those Owl looking glasses were the coolest!

[@ashitadhia7576]

I love the fact that for every fact Varun has an imaginary conversation between two persons, one of whom always seems to say "Chacha idhar aao" 🤣 Another fun fact - doing a podcast at 1:30am causes uncontrollable fits of laughter about Patna plane sex and kaan ke neechey bajana, enough to wake Bawa out of 90 minutes of slumber !

[@akshayraghunath9022]

Varun's earbud story first heard on "Doctots" episode.

[@SweetSourPickle]

OG

[@idreeskanchwala]

Varun Faking his eye test LIKE A BOSS!

[@aadharprasad2934]

I love how Kautuk and Varun break into Ek Hasina Thi😂

[@arrowhead697]

My sexuality is four men discussing their hair care routine. P. S Neville please drop your quarantine routine, i need a glow up as well!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Podcast was so long that my stomach lining has been replaced. Twice. Also, DO WHATEVUR YOU WANNA DO.

[@varunn333]

That line 🤣🤣🤣

[@ranjitcherian6519]

Hypothetical fact: Aadar is a Sloth in human form.

[@saumyatasingh1845]

Wtf being human😂😂😂 Salman is everywhere.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m in love with Kautuk’s Jumper! So cute.

[@waiqinghou7532]

2021 peaked when the conversation goes from Injury to Hrithik Roshan. Also welcome to another edition of let's all wear black but Kautuk also loves colors.

[@anjordeshpande4047]

Noone: Varun : Fir se, repeat, dobara story bolunga.

[@deekshashresthi2292]

Vroon's impersonation of every non living object is "turu loobee❤️"

[@afsarhayatansari]

Just like the good old times, 100% facts and 200% bullshitery, love it, My stomach hurts laughing so much

[@Marzuq07]

18:21 yes, I love listening to you guys for these. Feels like I'm also in conversation with you guys. Thanks for doing this ❤️

[@coolbluenebula9466]

"Plain" sex was damn hilarious... Laughed out so bad after so many months...Thank you guys.. :)

[@lumospr8502]

This is one of the most hilarious episodes. Couldn't stop laughing.

[@meerajasmine54]

Varun is so funny.. Very dilliwala style jokes he makes. I can listen to him 365 days. Everyone should have a friend like him.

[@nyukikamei7797]

until 2020: varun doing acting,dancing and trying to be like hritikh 2021: let's make him just opposite of hritikh 😂😂

[@nainsyshrivastava4690]

😂😂 lol

[@kani8390]

Technically it still happened in 2020😂

[@krishjain5734]

That's the reason his thumb got cut off aswell

[@nivedya4413]

This was way too much fun. My jaw hurts from laughing so hard

[@vr-wx9tn]

Everyone seemed drunker/higher than usual!😂😂😂 Chaos! Thank you for the lols! 💜

[@therealgamer619]

It's 3 in the night, and I'm laughing hysterically with you guys, i never laugh so much even when I'm with my friends, its like my weekly dose of laughter and genuine happiness therapy, please don't stop doing this ever, i wouldn't miss it for the world.

[@yashjain2469]

the only people I have waited for more other than my zomato delivery wala. TISS boissss OP. Alag hi khushi laate ho tum log ❤

[@anshbhagania]

I love how ridiculous this podcast was. Amazing.

[@mou7866]

This is by far the best episode of TISS. Please do a part 2. Excellent job.

[@ridge318]

Thanks Kautuk for bringing it up, the teachers used to think I'm dumb and my parents did not believe when I mentioned that I can't see things clearly. One of the worst childhood trauma.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I mentioned Neville is hot in one comment and now it has been used consecutively by the other bois to make him blush.

[@ssiddarth]

The last 10 mins were just on a different level 😂 Y'all are just amazing. Thanks guys ❤️

[@JohnMBruh]

This is can count one of the Hilarious Podcasts so far in Tiss... Made my day!!

[@sharvarihasabnis9876]

18:05 wow that was so फणी

[@Anonymity680]

“Easiest answer you can give a girl when she asks what do you like about me” 😂😂 I have seen this too many times.

[@attriankit9]

Haven't laughed harder in any other episode ! Absolutely Loved it. Cheers

[@nataashakhattar5063]

Varun waking up his hair😂😂😂😂

[@TheMesionkalion]

Hi... Being an Ophthalmologist (eye surgeon) specializing in Refractive (lasik)... 1. Yes, lasik is safe for numbers below minus 10 considering one wants to do it.. As its purely cosmetic surgery. 2. You would still get the reading glasses (presbyopia) after the age of 42 yrs. 3. Kautuk mentioned how his number kept increasing - Yes. Till u turn 18-20 yrs your minus numbers (myopia) trend to increase and are usually stable after that age. 4. Point 3 is the reason why lasik is advised after 20 yrs of age with stable numbers. 5. Any eye transplant is basically just the cornea transplant. We don't transplant the whole eye. 6. Goat eye etc are myths. It's just an artifical eye to cover an absent or damaged eye in the eye socket for a cosmetic good appearance. 7. Human eye does have 576 MP capacity. But make no mistake, there's a difference between MP and Screen resolution. Even in 8k - what it depicts is the number of pixels in a line. Whereas in terms of eye it's more like a camera. Btw a big fan of tiss. 👍🏼😊

[@psicktrick7667]

Varun was on another level today xD

[@onionyah]

TISS has become family away from family. Like what Friends the tv show is for people living in new cities, Tiss is equivalent of that and more to me. Luckily for me tiss is neither fictional nor limited to 10 seasons. I say this every time and mean it everytime that you guys make my life 10x better and I can't thank you enough. Love you 4 so much. tysm for existing and doing this podcast every week. You don't know your impact. xoxo

[@udayboddeda2154]

I loved that little improve Varun did when talking about Shark eye.

[@i_am_junkie]

44:20

[@nishthapandya624]

Kya hi episode! Really enjoyed it guys! Things learned: Kan ke nitche bajana is also called as a musician. Gym jani ki zaroorat nai hai Indigo flight from Mumbai to Patna is enough if you get your things done there along with hitting the head. Bawa doesn't need gym membership if only he can read female comments blushing will do it's job.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Fun Fact: Hyperosmia is a condition that causes a heightened sense of smell. It’s the equivalent of Varun’s ear after an Ear Cleanup.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

That ‘Indigo Baby’ episode is literally the plot of ‘Sonar Kella’. Do watch it if you can. And to dispel stereotypes about me being an Intellectual Bengali, watch ‘Dangerous Ishhq’ too.

[@shreyaroy3238]

Fellow intellectual Bengali stan!♥️

[@shreyaroy3238]

If you're Dildaar Begum on Reddit, I am gonna hit you up for Agatha Christie talks soon!🙈🤗

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@shreyaroy3238 Anytime.

[@truestar2602]

Guys...I listen to your episode before bed and it is just so relaxing and fun to hear you guys...I especially like when you elaborate on your personal stories, that to me is hilarious and amusing, like the ear wax story..I mean it is educative but screw that it is just so much fun....please don't ever stop..I don't understand how you haven't gone viral..are you sure you're doing all that you can to promote this AMAZING podcast/show?

[@sanikapitale7876]

AYEEEE MY REWARD FOR GIVING EXAMS IS HERE YAYYYYYY

[@absolutelypri256]

I have just had the most miserable day, really looking forward to this next hour now

[@anjuchoudhary3491]

Sending warmth and goodness your way ☺️✨🙌🏻

[@akshayraghunath9022]

2021 already being good!! Varun's voice is soo much better lol

[@PriyaDesai-tv3pc]

Varun description makes me feel my finger has been cut! Great narrator.

[@pratikshathapa924]

When I was in 3rd grade during the assembly I saw that a lice was going in and out of the girl's hair who was standing infront of me. So I picked it up and gave it to her. She never spoke to me again after that.

[@akaashhh]

I haven't laughed this much in a minute,much love guys

[@rohanchavan1733]

For me the funniest episode after ep. death. What a great start to the year. Vraun yur the funniest comedian i have seen, Keep up the amazing work you guys do.

[@sahagesidana8042]

And the wait is over. Finally the episode comes out❤️❤️

[@jasonpereira6533]

Was eagerly waiting for this episode.

[@vanpersie1311]

Guys, this was hilarious. Loved every bit of it. The podcasts are getting better everytime! So natural and funny.

[@mananwashere]

I honestly just open these videos to see how Salman will be shoved in to the conversation.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kautuk breaking out into ‘Karz’ title song is worthy of a Standing Ovation.

[@chettysrishti2738]

Best way to start New year's! It felt like we were all sitting together as friends and just having a blast! 😂 You guys are the best!! ❤️❤️

[@anweshas3884]

I don't think I would be this early even to my wedding!!