The Karen Debate, Zoom Passover & Peloton Goss | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

[@kkTrinese]

Can we take a moment for Desus even matching his cold pressed juice with his color theme 💀

[@sufferationist]

Desus is matching the shoes in the background to his fit now, he needs help

[@cody6685]

He even matched his juice.

[@bellaedwardgurl]

Matching his drink to

[@no_peace]

Ahahaha

[@ontopofitnews]

I thought Birdman helped him redecorate

[@blrrrdout420fm3]

i had to check the comments for this😂😂

[@KiaShakur]

Mero is like every parent trying to work. Your kids are loud as hell upstairs, but you are in the middle of a meeting and you can't run upstairs and yell at them to stop...lol.

[@MrMlbfan6]

When you’re in the meeting but you’re imagining the spanking you’re about to give

[@MyLoveIsBeauty104]

Desus is more convincing than any of those Peloton ads. They should pay him.

[@leonelcardenas5847]

He said Peloton is sometimes better then sex. Julia responds "WHAT?" Time for game to step up!!!

[@pizzaman207]

Gentrified Desus gunna be shredded, the peloton spokesperson.

[@cubarocs7016]

Desus matched his kicks to his eyes.

[@Jay-ue2ic]

Desus fakin' like Julia isn't in the living room.

[@leonelcardenas5847]

Ha!!!

[@ralelunar]

She helped him with the shoe wall

[@Kakashis]

Right!?!?

[@urmomsfriend4909]

lmaoooo I was getting these vibes

[@royortega3721]

* Bedroom 👀

[@dirtporcelain]

Desus: spends 4 hours organizing all red kicks Mero: Framed picture sitting on a couple shoe boxes

[@jays0909]

Drty Porcelain Mero got 8 kids . Nuff said

[@DarthFurie]

I called my husband, a man born and raised in Jamaica, Karen this morning because he was acting like one. He didn't get the joke and was so mad when I explained 😂😩

[@para-yw9dn]

LMAOO aw

[@DarthFurie]

@@para-yw9dn he said I need to spend less time on the internet lmaooo

[@orleansartist6095]

OoomfG that is funny

[@jays0909]

FateAndFurie sounds like something Karen would say 😂

[@tl6752]

FateAndFurie that’s a very 🇯🇲 response 😆

[@Platan0Man]

I learned so much about desus in this clip lmao

[@jordachejordan90]

Facts

[@toneriggz]

Shouts to Desus, joining the Bloods during this Quarantine.

[@Trinikaaa]

Lmfaooo

[@kayceecee-]

I’m not the only one who peeped the transition 🤣!!

[@shazz286]

Hot take. The red and blue on the Dominican flag are the bloods and crips and the white is the peace between them they discovered in the Dominican

[@toneriggz]

@@shazz286 The White is for Julia, Heather and Judy.

[@richb7338]

Tone Riggz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@jaimedelgado7529]

Karens: -Only time they genuinely smile is when giving apples or raisins to kids on Halloween. -Love to call, or threaten to call the manager on you. -only responsibilities in life is driving her kids in her minivan to and from soccer practice. Also PTA -Has an SUV but only uses it on when it's her day to carpool the kids to school and from school. - When her kids are at soccer she always wants to call a time out when the ref doesn't call on a foul on her boys. - Love ioga (especially posting selfie pics of her poses on Snapchat) - Has only one hairstyle (The Bob) - Have a real "thirst" for books. Never misse "bookclub" *Bookclub is code for drinking a fuckload of wine and gossiping about the neighbors. Favorite book is actually the stack or coupons or credit cards (depending on if they still married of already got that divorce settlement bread)

[@mimigiggles4199]

The only book club book is Fifty Shades of Grey and the first rule book club is you don't talk about book club.

[@kayceecee-]

As a Karen THIS IS NOT TRUE!! LEAVE US ALONE 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@shazz286]

@@kayceecee- relax Karen

[@jaimedelgado7529]

@@kayceecee- I work with a Chad and he is uggly as sin. Can't find a girlfriend to face his life. These are just rules of thumb. There are exceptions. There are ppl named Karen and then there are "Karens". But if you have a complaint I could direct you to the manager of this website for you. Would u like me to call him for u? 😉

[@kayceecee-]

jaime delgado 😩 - walked myself into that one!!

[@moneyman2200]

Julia out here almost blowing Desus's cover by asking him what he's gonna do for Passover subtlely hinting that he's actually gonna be eating it with her....

[@royortega3721]

Desus is actually gonna be eating her out!...🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@tralalalashalalal]

Yeaaaaaah! Sucio!

[@del.see.oh.89]

The man has a type. Let him rock.

[@AnotherGenericUsername]

That red coordination in Desus's background. So aesthetically pleasing 🥰

[@troy4328]

Julia: Mero, I think you need a signature thing. Me: Isn't he in his dad weed basement?

[@kparker905]

Oh my gosh, Desus is seriously about to make me get a Peloton

[@djambala8589]

One of the best things ever! Lost 2 pants sizes in a month

[@darkness8798]

3:59 Damn even Desus’ drink matches his shirt and sneakers 😂

[@andrewa9700]

Desus wants to be the BX Peloton ambassador hah

[@IAMthatIAM992]

Only Karen would think Karen's a slurr

[@geocyo8835]

Has their skin always been this dewy? Mero with the good lighting and skincare regimen. Desus shining, too.

[@breanamiller5752]

Desus has said he improved his facial care after learning Cetaphil doesn't do shit for your skin. And they have both said the makeup crew say they have great skin.

[@jays0909]

Geo Cyo desus got that sweat oil glow from being so lit

[@andresfeliciano]

They prolly well rested from being at home too. Hard workers

[@teriking1187]

Expensive moisturizer facts

[@irakest]

Either Desus is flexing on us matching his sneakers with his shirt or he is really really bored and decided to organize them by color *I posted this before watching the video...

[@SCSilk]

Yes!

[@bricesato38]

Desus Bloody Shoes

[@jeffreymartin3361]

I would have said I just moved my chair down the room in front of another section

[@seanwilson8168]

@@jeffreymartin3361 My thoughts Exactly LOL

[@beautyofblaque]

@@jeffreymartin3361 I'm REALLY hoping that's it. just move down to the color of the day.

[@royortega3721]

17:39 as a warm up?!??!... The Brand is CONSIDERATE!!!..HIP HOP, HIP HOP!!🔥🔥🔥

[@Twinklestar932]

I'm glad they are still doing the SHOW.

[@Mikelovesmuseums]

I wonder when Desus and Julia will stop with these games and reveal that they're quarantining together.

[@Run_GMD]

Shout out to the Desus sneaker vault in this episode. Massively elevating an already legendary kicks game!

[@felixiii3680]

Who else barely realized that Desus is tatted up

[@beautyofblaque]

& his arms are lanky.

[@mmoonnkkeeyy]

How long did it take Desus and Julia to re-arrange the sneakers?

[@DarthFurie]

I spit out my tea lmao

[@para-yw9dn]

a while bc they were doing stuff in between so it makes sense

[@Twinklestar932]

4 hours . He is so bored.

[@matoscu]

You heard that Peloton better than sex comment, Julia ain't help, that was Desus little revenge, he was like "oh I don't even need you"

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Alec Baldwin needs a kid named Donatello and Michaello and hes got he whole squad

[@a1st532]

THAT was the joke Mero wanted to spit when he paused that long... then said Shakespear names instead of Ninja Turtles

[@wguid]

Michaello lmao

[@makicabrera]

@@a1st532 he mixed up his references, the Ninja Turtles are Italian Renaissance artists lmfao

[@Jay-if2hg]

now desus is going to start matching up with 30 pairs of sneakers? we love the flex

[@geekgirrrl]

Karen vs Becky, here for it. Lol

[@shazz286]

Raisin on raisin crime

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

And the Amys and Megans are battling to take on the winner

[@OutWestC]

Desus is next level bored !! Lol and At first I wasn't a fan of Meros big beard but now it's starting to grow on either way the Brand is 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@AintItJay187]

Just waiting for Desus and Julia to be the hot goss

[@mmoonnkkeeyy]

They're already living in the same apartment and rearranging sneakers

[@studiomansion7942]

🤞

[@lamojkjk1]

Did Desus try to flex on Mero for his blue lobsters last week? Dude got a whole wall of shoes for the fit 😂😂😂

[@rantsandfaves]

Either Desus has been crying or he's high as hell 😂

[@MehIgotnothing]

His eyes are matching the shoe wall 😆

[@goodfox9250]

Rants And Faves - Happily high.

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

D: “Is this not a democracy!?!” M: “I mean...it’s not!!!”

[@Kxji]

*REAL KARENS ONLY!*

[@mimigiggles4199]

For a minute there I thought Alec Baldwin was having Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[@dankyung7700]

Mero's Jesus piece is flames

[@Run_GMD]

If Desus is gonna flex with the sneaker vault, then Mero needs to fire back with a crazy Zoom background

[@getdowngetdown]

How am I just noticing that DESUS has hella red shoes? #desusbloodyshoes indeed.

[@0ner22]

Desus is high AF , he can’t even open his eyes 😂

[@MahadJamz]

Mero trying to keep up with Desus with his Louis and Gucci bags in the background 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jordachejordan90]

I love how spicy mero went into his bad bitch pose when hot goss came up. Lol

[@javenwilliams9875]

Wait Desus color coded his sneakers in his background 😂. That man is hella bored.

[@alovegrove1]

Desus really has me thinking about buying this damn pelaton.

[@djambala8589]

THE best thing ever! My gym has them and they are always booked!

[@VooDeux66]

Bodega Boys in the Building!!! This is great content for these times!

[@MrMike4876]

damn son....u got me ready to pull the trigger on Peloton

[@brandiswift3104]

Desus, I've been to spin classes and I didn't need to have special shoes. Sounds like a scam, son. LOL

[@bryantpino7993]

You guys sound like an alternate universe of Charlie's Angels. 😂

[@nixthelatter]

Julia's laugh is adorable!

[@deanamoulton2649]

Desus was not lying about the spice bun and cheese. IM SHOOKED !!

[@twoodbeats]

Desus with the SUPER flex all the matching shoes in the background... sir I salute you

[@CamiGreen]

Anyone else notice the shoe box far left, third down just open and close on its own at 4:17? Lmao desus got ghosts

[@no_peace]

I think he hit it with his hand but i was like holy shit dude

[@CamiGreen]

Lol probably but imma keep believing he got ghosts 😂

[@goodfox9250]

Hey - He hit it. I am bored enough I went back and checked. 😆

[@alwaysxnever]

These are great, bonus that we can hear Julia even better.

[@user-zr6jm4ld9l]

Desus needs to drop a referral link for the Peloton.

[@brotherdandy]

Desus got the runner's high from Peloton.

[@thegoodsisjas]

Mero: " Why did you kill that person?, Did you have a valid reason to kill that person?" 😂

[@PepeSilviaPepe]

Yo I thought the pocket on the front of Mero’s windbreaker or whatever was a picture of the Ableton Live DAW 😂 I was like HIP HOP HIP HOP

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Karens: Definitely single Drives a Toyota Sienna or Kia Pacifica Will burn your house down if angered Vegan online Used to have a couple of kids (anti-vaxxer) Draws her strength from her "Manager's Special" haircut Holds up lines at every Kohl's, Marshall's, and Target she enters PTA fascist

[@joatflame]

“used to have kids” is crazy lmao

[@TakeCareGoodNight]

@@joatflame "Vegan online" Lmfao

[@TheOrangeneck]

you said PTA FASCIST LMAOO

[@Mine-rq2ho]

All jokes aside. Anti vaxxers are anti MANDATORY vax. The government shouldnt force you to inject. They are corrupt.

[@bluefun22]

Mad neither of their said..."who's naming these kids... Master Splinter?"

[@jeffreymartin3361]

Dapper Dan will hook up the Versace spinning sneakers for you my G

[@Afrimusican]

Julia is definitely in the living room. That last laugh sounded close af

[@chaostears]

desus turning into trevor belmont to this episode with that “better than sex” line

[@RamosDominicano]

Yooo, Julia's feelings were mad hurt when Desus said Peloton is better than sex 😂😂😂

[@rachelc586]

Is he gonna call it a pig 🐷🐖🐽 🤣🤣🤣

[@janewrites4]

Wow. Both of your skin looks gorgeous

[@Justinrombough]

The Desus Peloton convo was all time 😂😂”better than sex...LETS FUCKING GOOO”

[@MrM-fk8ue]

Is Mero rockin platinum cables! 😎👌🏽

[@djambala8589]

Was I the only one excited about Desus talking about Peloton?? #pelotongang

[@manishchaudhari4376]

Is it Mero's kids running upstairs?!

[@brigittwilliams9462]

This made my day! #OnePeloton

[@RamosDominicano]

AKA Desus Bloody Shoes AKA the juice is pressed but your boy never is

[@donking4]

He got the wild "The Nutty Professor" cages

[@TheJacyn313]

I'm feeling mad inadequate looking at the homie Desus shoe game...

[@michaelreppenhagen736]

With this kind of glowing review, Desus better be stacking that Peloton money to add to his shoe collection.

[@LaDomiiT.O]

1. Popeyes biscuit 2. Spice bun with cheese

[@LeaveAhNah]

Desus coming in as the color coordinated Carrie Bradshaw again!👠👠

[@JoseCuevasjr]

The show should be called “Second Chance” staring “Chance the Rapper”.

[@denisebooth8963]

This truly makes my day, the fact that Desus Call the shoes 👠 The exact name I gave a whole human being. And then others start calling her that. I cannot make this up. You guys make everything hard a little bit better 👑👑👸🏼💥🙌🏾😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@adrianrosario6457]

I’m starting to realize that desus is straight flexing with the sneakers he has them color combined with the t shirt 🥴

[@matoscu]

"Better than sex" Julia started balling crying off camera, dam hit her hard with that.

[@josh2tone799]

Are desus and her together?

[@matoscu]

@@josh2tone799 no one really knows but its a running joke

[@beatsbykana]

is karen a slur. oh god. this reminds me of the becky debate all over again lol

[@ogspiffy]

😂😂😂😂😂 Judy a slurrrrr

[@kevthepoet]

Desus sounds mad washed geeking bout Peloton 😭

[@fredoe7861]

"I could and then Heather will fucking kill me" 😭

[@eltoro215]

I appreciate the coordination on the shoe back drop. Mero needs a green screen.

[@moneymaker3208]

That would be fire. A green screen of him in DR on the beach.

[@susiedupuy9532]

Mero should have an all Versace background.

[@bluemcdaniel99]

This man Desus is RED

[@garrettwigums9768]

You know mero heard no timbs and was like I'm out

[@StephanieV]

I'm just now catching up on the new episodes so this is the first I'm hearing about Desus & Julia (!!!) So when did this hot goss drop? 👀

[@Buyis]

Desus got the most unnecessary amount of red shoes lmaooo

[@yjpark1374]

i thot mero was gonna say smth profound about baby shower rules at 12:50 😂😂

[@owlie14]

I would totally watch that Quibi show. Somebody needs to get on that...

[@Divaxi]

Hey Jude is by the Beatles. One of their biggest hits. 💙🖤💙

[@cocoapeach]

Desus is sounding mad Gwynneth with all the Peloton shoe talk lol.

[@deg3363]

Becky is a Slur🤣

[@TheOrangeneck]

Desus has been hitting that fancy skincare in isolation

[@HOTPOCKET789]

Desus is doing a lot with those shoes, mans is going stir crazy

[@dsg3053]

Desus with the wild yayo sniffles