the kid is on tinder

[@soulmuse6129]

'IBM reject' is a wild ass insult and im here for it

[@calebkelly8221]

Real😅

[@William43275]

I laughed for 2 minutes straight. I was not expecting that!

[@RTJsims]

“IBM reject” killed me

[@0giwan]

Yup, came here to say this as well.

[@samualaddams705]

This^^^^ Came to the comments for this... Just about spit coffee out my nose when I heard that

[@archangeldo913]

“Bombersexual” is a word I never thought I’d be adding to my vocabulary.

[@norahc.]

Wait till it's on the merch 😂

[@patrickkenyon2326]

T-shirt! T-shirt! T-shirt!

[@johna1367]

Same 😂😂😂

[@placeholdername0000]

You obviously haven't been on r/noncredibledefense

[@pantarkan7]

... we need t-shirts

[@Memeway_]

“The kid is on tinder” is a sentence I never thought I had to see ever. 😭

[@spiritualmonk5337]

Would you date me I date me

[@quinnmcculloch3154]

He will really pull the birds when they see Franklin.

[@bigbadwolfy1164]

Thank God Grandpa Buff gave him the talk otherwise he may not know where the nozzle goes

[@eonmusic00001]

Better yet, bombersexual is not something I'd ever hear

[@someguywithaphone5921]

Profile just reads "D.T.I." (down to intercept)

[@TheNN]

Also...fire-breathing drones? Honestly there's a spirit of a dead Byzantine emperor who is crying ghostly tears of joy, and can finally move on to the afterlife after seeing those.

[@p_serdiuk]

Olga of Kyiv sends her regards, too

[@jasonflay8818]

Check out the story of Olga of Kiev aka Elena. That woman ALONE should be a cautionary tale of why you don't fuck with Ukrainians. I think they need to make those drones Olga's.

[@jasonflay8818]

​@@p_serdiukdamn you posted this as I was writing my post, yea... From Olga with love!

[@borttorbbq2556]

​@@p_serdiukwho's she?

[@RatKingCerf]

I believe she was one of the well documented rulers who had a village they dislike give her all their pigeons only to attach burning paper to the pigeons and release them, causing them to immediately fly back to their nests in panic. Those nests happened to typically be near the top of the houses in the village, and those houses were made out of flammable materials. So she weaponized burning birds to ignite a village​@@borttorbbq2556

[@MehlDragon]

As a Canadian "drones spewing phosphorus" wasn't on my bingo card... but phosphorus was so I'm stamping that on the grounds of close enough.

[@KingGremlin602]

How does war crime central not think of phosphorus drones. Yall are getting soft😂😂😂

[@damoclesecoe7184]

I'd thought Canadians would have white phosphorous as their free space.

[@Mishn0]

I saw on Suchomimus that it was thermite, not phosphorous. The yellow color of the flames raining down supports that statement. Phosphorous would be white.

[@bloodsenpai]

@@Mishn0 aren't there red and white variants of phosphorus? If I remember correctly red phosphorus burns yellow. Edit: just looked it up, there are black, white, blue, violet, and red variations and the red variant burns yellow

[@jessefrazier9263]

We will give to you.

[@redhatpat]

F-22's immediate switch up on the off-chance of doming another fighter at the end has me dead 😂

[@christopherbecerra1977]

*immediately gets a request from the Rafale*

[@electricdragon9366]

@@christopherbecerra1977 The image is hilarious, Rafale thinks she's getting the F-22 she knows, only to be surprised when the Kid shows up.

[@Nightdare]

@@electricdragon9366 ...or turned out to be Grandpa Buff

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

Nah, these two F22s are honestly pretty similar. One is just slightly more stable. Rafale will definitely get what she wants

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

@@dolphingoreeaccount7395 Should we differentiate between Raptor the Kid and Raptor Knows?

[@ItsSteeeeeve]

Fully convinced that HLC wanted to use the term bombersexual in one of these and he wrote that joke.

[@theballingboi5360]

Buff being on tinder is probably the funniest unexpected joke ive seen here yet

[@navret1707]

Definitely not on my bingo card.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

& the scariest one is the Kid being on Tinder.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

​@@navret1707 Or mine.

[@jacobgomos2418]

Funny how quickly the kid shifted from “not interested” to “I’m in” when he heard that it could get him that long awaited chance to pop the combat cherry.

[@memeznfishing9916]

As HLC once said “dude if you tell him that if he does a thing that’ll guarantee him an intercept. HE WILL DO IT”😂

[@jacobgomos2418]

I agree. And actually it went “you really got to stop messing with that kid man. If you say you do this and we will let you loose to anything. He will do it.”. And I don’t know about you or anybody else but I can imagine the kid going for an intercept and the other fighter jet asking him “Is it your first time?”. And then afterwards they ended up completely disappointed because the kid finished too fast.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Oh man, now all I can hear in my head is the Kid saying. *"Would you swipe right on me? I'd swipe right on me."*

[@jacobgomos2418]

I can definitely see where this could be going. Like if a man and his wife decide to take some time getting “friendly” in bed and the next day he tells his friends “Last night my wife and I did an intercept”.

[@charlayned]

@@jacobgomos2418 They would never see him coming.................

[@TheRedFortune]

Buff: "I identity as a Boeing bomber veteran, my pronouns are Here/Comes/The/Sun." Edit: No fucking way this got the highest like count by 100, what the absolute fuck💀

[@kineticstar]

Hey, that's stolen valor!! That choice of pronouns belongs to Buff's mama, the B-29 Enola Gay.

[@acescionti711]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acescionti711]

That made me genuinely laugh out loud. You’ve gained internet points today my friend

[@DakuJTenshi]

DOO DO DO DOOOOO

[@dianekerr8311]

🌞🇺🇸😂

[@funkymarco4411]

Fire-breathing drones are amazing and terrifying

[@randomcenturion7264]

Dragon Droids

[@HammerOn-bu7gx]

Firebombing... hummmm... humm....

[@Boopboob]

Dragon breath, now delivered right to your door !

[@MrSGL21]

Yeah..."hey what's that sound?.....AAAHHHHHHH!"

[@cmdrantezscar3368]

dragon deez nuts

[@Manlikegibbon]

"Gender:...boeing" Okay that got me.

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

Back when buff was made Boeing was a gender, now it's more of a sexual orientation though...

[@IHateYoutubeHandles615]

Damn, so now the acrynym will be LGBTBo?

[@Apollyon67]

That answer had a little spring in it.

[@SoMuchFacepalm]

"Gender:...boeing" So, useless and full of holes, or looking for useless and full of holes?

[@smallfoxx]

If you did not honestly make an account on Tinder with the F-22 pic with the tag line "Would you intercept me?", I am HIGHLY disappointed.

The Brits just dropped a helicopter in the English Channel today. They literally have no room to speak of when it comes to military incompetency.

[@artemiscrimson]

But the sea is where the Brits belong. All British machinery dreams of the age of sail. Don’t deny the poor whirlybird her destiny!

[@BuckeyeNut123]

@@artemiscrimson And the tea

[@nemoegosum8350]

@@BuckeyeNut123well played,sir…

@@artemiscrimson I'm Portuguese. We started that trend long before them. :P

[@FreeRojava2025]

In all Fairness it was a mechanical issue. Not pilot error. The pilot successfully ditched the aircraft in the channel and most of the crew made it out

[@jester_marley]

That indentured servant line was gold...mainly cuz it hurt right in the feels 😂

[@henrycarlson7514]

good Point

[@mr.nobody68]

Shit, I felt that one in my DD214

[@danhammond8406]

Same here

[@alexandercaires5921]

I'm just a civie, and I felt that.

[@ColoradoMedic]

\\ The UCMJ proves indentured status, daily, at the Company level. \\ Sometimes the shit rolls from Battalion...

[@dallasallad335]

At this point my brain subconsciously views these as all living and sentient beings with their own free will. Disney made a pile of movies about living planes and cars and still couldn’t accomplish that.

[@scottjohnson2121]

And even Disney couldn't trap the spirit of any of them and make it stick any where close to how PERFECTLY HLC does with each and every one..... countries and aircraft!!

[@michaelaustin334]

That's cuz Disney sucks

[@PaulGAckerman]

I don't normally agree with Florida, but let Ukraine speak!

[@JP-nj5es]

Sleeping farts…….😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRibottoStudios]

"Swipe left on Hamas" goes kinda hard ngl

[@jackvader4898]

Out of context that title looks very interesting

[@mr.nobody68]

I'll bet cash money the FBI has already reviewed not only this video, but HLCs entire life

[@domin8ss]

​@mr.nobody68 Being pro-2A, constitutionalist, veteran, etc gets you on the FBIs radar.

[@simonemancini7817]

US: Shit....am I? F35: Whistling US: What did you do? The slow turn just killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jdreyes3745]

Every time he does that slow turn I just hear that stone grinding sound effect.

[@amxterxsu138]

very rarely does a notification club me with such existential dread

[@alexcovey1200]

@@amxterxsu138 same

[@theultimategamer9240]

Same 🤣

[@someguywithaphone5921]

Poland makes 100 Tinder accounts.

[@leosthrivwithautism]

As a tech guy with over 20 years in the industry I choked hard on that "IBM reject" one. Damn HLC you nearly killed me 🤣🤣

[@carlyar5281]

I’m an engineer that worked on F35 acquisition and I’m married to a tech guy. I legitimately snort laughed at that line! . 😂🤣

[@leosthrivwithautism]

@@carlyar5281 🤣🤣 I laughed out loud. And saying to myself "no you didn't just say that" haha HLC just caught a lot of us off guard. But hey that's why I subscribed to the channel. I'm here for the comedy. 👍

[@matthewbooth9265]

The uk is in no state to tell anyone how to look after their service men. We have had decades of people in terrible moldy housing, suicides and the whole kaboodle. Governments everywhere need to look after people better.

[@Violent_Wolfen]

True, but the US wants to act like it's the gold standard when they've always treated their servicemen like shit, especially the black ones and all that shit's known. They can't hide it anymore, it's own history in everything is biting the country in the ass and we have too many fuckers that still act like nothing is wrong and voters that just go along with because a politician showed pride in the troops for 5 minutes.

[@SleepySlann]

The US had to get it from somewhere. Most of the bad things the US does, England did first.

[@brigidtheirish]

Are they still making their men pay for their own ammunition?

[@tintinismybelgian]

@@brigidtheirish Or making civilians give quarter to them in their homes?

[@cagal1066]

Both while they're in the service & after. There's zero reason that veteran services shouldn't be better .

[@NextEevolution]

"Would you intercept me?" *Swipes Right*

[@alphtheor.879]

some other youtuber put out a video on if the F22 time traveled back to WW2, I haven't watched, but I know I'd enjoy the Kid watching it.

[@HellfireKnifeMissile]

"Fuck it I'm sold" Someone needs to get him an intercept, now he's on tinder!

[@MatteV2]

SWEET CHRIST, that Stealth Bomber Wall bit sounded as if it came from INSIDE my apartment... Scared the shit out of me.

[@Bosco-nq2kk]

Same here. I flipped around so fast I thought someone snuck up on me.

[@sptownsend999]

In the pictures, it looks like an F16 and an A10 . . . Which somehow makes this all even more unhinged

[@fataldreams2]

Oddly tho why is it the Gun with wings sounds methd out when the squirrel is literally designed to fly shifty without its computer help

[@sleepyancient6655]

​@@fataldreams2 If by squirrel you mean F-16, then it doesn't fly shifty without it's computer, it just doesn't fly more than a few feet, period. It's first nickname was the lawn dart.

[@lemax6865]

@@fataldreams2 The squirrel is a highly competent guy with ADHD, but he's on exactly the right dose of aderall (the computer). He doesn't function without it but he gets it done superbly with it. The gun with wings tried to self-medicate and he got very motivated, but he hits his own dudes as much as the enemy, not because he wants to but because the crank just doesn't exactly allow for precision. Despite that, he looks so awesome doing it that he's got a whole bunch of fans. Gun go brrrrrt.

[@autumnberend828]

America vs Britain is too damn similar to how my British friend and I speak to one another, it's eerie yet hilariously accurate.

[@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it]

As a Brit, I love the dynamic. Our two nations are definitely brothers with the piss-taking we do to each other but will definitely stand with one another if anyone picks a fight with either...just ignore Vietnam and the Falklands.

[@robdog1245]

“IBM reject.” That’s a good one. The rivalry between the Kid and 35 is great.

[@noregrats]

Tinder is what the kid makes.... LOL that one definitely flew "under the radar" with the execution but gold

[@joshuawaterhousify]

I wouldn't say under the radar; it just had the cross section of a bumblebee, and flew at Mach fuck

[@noregrats]

@@joshuawaterhousify lmao that comment got me good. Bravo

[@paulamcdonald6568]

@habitual linecrosser, you are my favorite content of all the military, world news and 🇺🇸 crap. Thank you so much it brings me such joy. I love all of your characters. Only wish it could be daily.

[@ForgottenHonor0]

As someone who was stalled and stonewalled by the recruiters for five years until I got sick of their BS and finally quit, I am going to resist the urge to say anything negative about the US Military's recruiting practices.

[@brigidtheirish]

Hold up. The recruiters actively made it harder for you to *join?*

[@ForgottenHonor0]

@@brigidtheirish Oh, yeah.

[@someguyfromtheinternet5102]

​@@brigidtheirishsame for me. Last one i spoke to brought up some psych eval bullshit. And i was just trying to re enlist to navy.

[@jwrockets]

​@someguyfromtheinternet5102 Speaking as a 10-year Navy Veteran, it helps to be crazy. I needed a psych evaluation to go to the sub fleet.

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

@@brigidtheirishhappens quite often actually. The whole thing with the recruitment crisis is the people who would be most fit/up to par for recruitment are in the present day uninterested in being recruited.

[@Mustang6971]

Termite drones are only used to clear brush, but if the drone operator doesn't see a Russian trench because it's hidden by brush and torches a Russian squad, is it still a war crime?

[@soulknife20]

I mean. Termite drones seems incredibly slow to do anything. Can take years for those little pests to chew through stuff.

[@Tom_Plays_Games]

Not the first time!

[@Mustang6971]

@@soulknife20 Thermite thanks autocorrect

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

I heard incendiary s*t is only a wc if used against civvies

[@Have_some_plasma]

@@BoraHorzaGobuchul Isn't like... drawing out the "dying" process too much a war crime? Basically same as torture but out in the field?

[@codykoon5520]

HLC, you are going to have to explain to my wife why I downloaded tinder on my phone and set my preference to fighter jet.

[@scarletrain2818]

I'm from Georgia, the GBI and the FBI dropped the ball on that one. That had that kid on a watchlist for a year and a half, a year and half they could've done something, a year and a half they could've gotten sheriffs or police out there to check up on him, but no, they didn't do anything. They dropped the ball hard on a completely avoidable situation. The kid may have killed 4 and injured 9, but the blood of the dead and injured are completely on the GBI and FBI for this one.

[@theneurologist1]

Jeezez.....🙏🏼

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

Thank God for the resource officers in the school or it would've been worse.

[@Jayce.M.K017]

Got an email about it around the end of the day that it happened, i live in a nearby county

[@Sigurther]

Of. F(bleep)ing. Course. Always on someone's radar who fails to do anything. I couldn't POSSIBLY guess why. 🙄

[@phil2082]

Regressive leftists literally remove all security from target zones, then clearly mark them as target zones... Then, morons like HLC have the audacity to blame both sides. What an absolute joke.

[@Kreig-q9e]

That indentured servants line hits hard .You dont wanna work? To the brig 😂

[@hippiemoses336]

"It could get you an intercept" that's a new phrase for it 😂

[@brianv1988]

I can see the kid right now talking to five different aircraft at the same time promising them All Access to his secret hanger😂

[@michellekunes2861]

It's not the secret hangar that gets the ladies, it's FRANKLIN 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

[@SkywarpG1X]

3:33 Best quote ever.

[@ryran79]

The end with the Kid is the best part!

[@lordnoodle2146]

As a Uk citizen. The UK is as bad if not worse than the USA for recruiting and treating its soliders

[@johndolenc7658]

Gender: Boeing I’m dying rn

[@alexcovey1200]

@@johndolenc7658 Hobbies: defenstration, long walks on the beach and knocking off whistle blowers.

[@michaelbrown2678]

The Kids about face at the end was priceless! "F' it I'm sold what's the log on and password!"😂🥃🇺🇸

[@Tomreese130]

I love how Brits and Europeans come at Americans for school shootings but when a machete or knife attack happens they're suddenly silent.

[@mattseman5682]

Or, y'know, when Migrants start taking over their country and the government calls the native citizens the problem. Looking at you, Britain.

[@randomcenturion7264]

And truck attacks. And acid attacks. And bombings. And grooming gangs. And arresting people for pointing that stuff out.

[@PI_Joe_Mama]

Yeah, and if half the people in London were searched, you could recreate the throne from Game of Thrones

[@Limrasson]

Look we kinda skip guns. It's either blades or explosives. For instance from the wiki articles it looks like every other hungarian immigrating to the US knows how to build a bomb.

[@DemitriVladMaximov]

And in states where it is hard to get guns, we have Venezualan gangs with fully automatic weapons collecting protection money and threatening people. Looking at you Colorado.

[@ereal713]

That title instantly got me to sign up on tinder 😂

[@redgeneral5792]

And suddenly Chris Hansen shows up.

[@ereal713]

@@redgeneral5792 you mean to tell me you wouldn't want to take the F22 out on a date?

[@alouprette]

Sleeping farts absolutely killed me!

[@boelwerkr]

I can so see that. Grandpa Buff with the glasses on the tip of his nose, slightly bend forward: "Hey boy does that box with 'submit' in it do what i think it does? Because i don't think I'm ready for THAT."

[@awaitinggame]

Dude, your acting with the facial expressions is so great, especially considering we can only see your eyes and mouth lol, the deadpan face you do for The Kid is hilarious

[@screenname8267]

F22 page: "Looking for someone to have a wild intercept with? No catfish and no balloons"

[@locomeon_0]

I love that you 1. Made fun of the right. 2. Made fun of the left. 3. Made fun of people in LGBTQ community but in a joking manner and even had specifically the buff saying those lines. This is why I watch you. You leave no joke left unread. (For anyone who may get their panties in a twist I am a trans girl myself. I am fine with him making jokes about shit because humor is how we cope with things.)

[@FinrodFelagundTheFair]

"Fuck it, I'm sold." Buff-Franklin 2024

[@Damons-Old-Soul]

Having to do with the schools, Ohio *had* a problem with schools. They solved it by having numerous staff members go through specialized training to qualify to be armed on school grounds. There hasn't been one since.

[@pixelfairy]

A solution that worked! How is this not bigger news?

[@jdluntjr76226]

My school district in Texas did that as well

[@pixelfairy]

Just tried searching this but couldn't find anything but the usual polarized politics. Link?

[@jacobhuff3748]

You could also turn the area within 2 mile radius of the school into a gun free zone. I'm pretty sure you get every resident to agree to disarm. Ok, not really but still we'll have to wait & see what was happening because usually there were red flags ignored and no attempts to deal with the troubled student. It irks me to hell that the media put a more emphasis on the gun violence rather than the conditions that created the shooting.

[@jaago1522]

Or, crazy thought. Parents could teach their kids to not be assholes to the quiet weird kids until they snap and shoot the place up.

[@jfangm]

"You cannot go around behind my back doing psy-ops and stuff." Yeah, 35. That's the 117's job.

[@thefallenjedi66]

Are we going to ignore how HLC just told us the military is being heavily underpaid and given poor conditions to live in?

[@lemax6865]

Wait, is this the first time you hear about this? We're ignoring it because it's a well-known fact and super old news, we didn't miss the point.

[@Londoge1]

PLEASE TELL ME FRANKLIN IS ON TINDER TOO

[@michellekunes2861]

Franklin 🦝 comes with the kid🛩️. They're a team. That's how the kid reels in the ladies.... Franklin. 🦝

[@josephthennes4656]

Awesome, I love these skits!!!! Thank you!!

[@KingofArsenal]

UK: "it's like I'm taking to a wall" USA: In the background. "A wall with STEALTH BOMBERS" THAT LEGIT SENT ME LAUGHING MY A OFF!

[@blendpinexus1416]

was having a bad day from an anxiety attack (seriously why do we humans have so much of it) and started binging your vids. the laughs have me feeling much MUCH better.

[@bobrice5159]

"ew no they're not human" outstanding

[@mr.valeyard8810]

Damnit, I jokingly yelled out “F35 I know it was you” before clicking on the video

[@ZoanBlade90]

2:51 That's scrap, Grandpa BUFF. But, I can understand the confusion.

[@todydn]

No no think about how russias airforce is doing i wouldnt be suprised if the kids first eastern european engagement by the time they let his dick swing is with a fucking p47 i mean theyve sent everything else from the 30s and 40s

[@lemax6865]

At the rate they're pulling out museum pieces, it's gonna be tinder soon enough

[@PeterJ-lb5vj]

A non service brat might not get some of the references, but these vids outright give me laugh stitches. Some of the best laughs on the 'net.!!!!!

[@cagal1066]

Totally waiting for Franklin to discover the European raccoon population on Tinder 😂

[@MacOriginalGamer]

"Bombersexual" Oh my fuckin' God I can hardly breathe! 😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂

[@VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb]

I got my Franklin/Buff 2024 t-shirt yesterday, and it’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever owned. Can’t wait to wear it in public and find my fellow HLC fans!

[@henrycarlson7514]

Me too , goes well well with my Cat person (F14 Tom Cat) t shirt

[@byronbellaem6122]

"Swipe left on Hamas militants" Fucking gold, man! 😂

[@rand0mness477]

Non credible defense just had an f22 on their page playing the triangle game, so if the kid really, really lowers his standards he could get one that way.

[@michaelmarsh1723]

"Isn't tinder what Russian aircraft become when they fuck with the Kid?" is a real slam dunk

[@randomcenturion7264]

“How about we talk about Georgia” “Cool, shall we talk of Southport as well or is your Prime Minister gonna try and fail to arrest me for doing that?”

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

Southport is nearly a month old at this point. What happened in Georgia isn't even a day old...

[@Jeff.78]

​@@theotherohlourdespadua1131Time doesn't always negate relevance.

[@donaldthomason4588]

Absolutely the best content on social media platforms , keep it coming!😂

[@thunderfox53]

Never thought I squirt coffee out my nose in the break room at work well hearing about military aircraft on tinder but there's a first thing for everything right?

[@ASmileSuitsYou]

"IBM reject" had me hollering 😂

[@Randomusername56782]

1:16 Maybe also making MEPs standards less ridiculous too, that could work.

[@terrormorphsus8278]

Get rid of the duck walk and i think wed be fine lol

[@LolRaptor]

MEP?

[@terrormorphsus8278]

@@LolRaptor military entrance processing station, where they go over all your medical history and tell you if you can be in or not

[@crocidile90]

​@@terrormorphsus8278 the MEP became autismo after a soldier with diabetes nearly died because he got captured and left his insulin at base. Yeah I could have ignored my mom and been an airforce pilot (even though Navy air has higher chance, I get stupid sea sick) but MEP hates regulated methamphetamines.... like Adderall and other ADHD countering concentration medicines. So I stayed a civie which given the shitshow the potatoe did forcing alchemical shankings, glad I didn't.

[@LolRaptor]

@@terrormorphsus8278 Understood, thank you. I'm guessing that "duck walk" in theory has something to do with checking for spinal problems, or something?

[@theplayernkc]

It might get you an intercept....."I'm sold" LOL

[@cyrenacorrell6401]

Eff it I'm sold! Login & password..... To Be Continued? Please?

[@rianmacdonald9454]

I think that has to be your best one ever. The last few minutes I couldn't stop laughing, I got tears I was laughing that much. Damn good job with this one. great work.

[@flipper-b8588]

2:06 almost made me spit out my orange juice

[@TDoubleDub]

"Stop sending me unsolicited pictures of your payload."

[@SEB9630_pl]

3:14 in all utter honesty, i expectied him to say "children"

[@tonyrobinsonjr4741]

Funny how quickly the kid changed his mind. But now that he's on tinder, he's gonna have to make one for Franklin too.

[@Sircreepington9th]

Trying to ban guns is stupid. It just makes buying them illegally more attractive.

[@zyeborm]

Yeah firearms regulations only work well in most of the rest of the western world, it's not like America could learn anything from that

[@newcolonybaptistchurch]

I love your sense of humor. I wish you years of success!

[@aubreyhuff46]

I think schools could have an on duty security team made up of former veterans, those that pass a psych-eval of course.

[@SynchronizorVideos]

I would love to see public schools get dedicated security teams. You know, like the ones at the private schools where anti-gun politicians send their kids…

[@zyeborm]

Cool, where are you getting the money for that from?

[@aubreyhuff46]

@@zyeborm it's called the government taking accountability for its veteran problem and school problem. It's their fault shit like this happens, so they need to step up to fix it.

[@spartan9458]

F35 "It could get you an intercept." F22 "FUck it I'm sold!" YO THAT WAS GOLD!

[@celticknight221]

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but listen to Florida; let the man cook!!

[@soulknife20]

Don't worry, Granpa Buff. Its allright. These things happen. You're still a one plane apocalypse

[@whunt5533]

Hire the elders, people outta shape, and amputees to push papers, run logistics, and fix equipment. Thats how you put the qualified people in the fighting positions. My little brother is paralized but his sharp as hell, his abilities to strategically walker stomp his opponets is scary. Utilize people you wouldn't think to.

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

So basically the Red Army model? You wanna include illegal immigrants in that, too?

[@henrycarlson7514]

@@theotherohlourdespadua1131 No , The Invaders Must be Deported

[@whunt5533]

@theotherohlourdespadua1131 nope, and I'm not forcing people to serve. Like I said, hire outside of their box. We did it to some extent in ww2 they could do it again and solve recruitment issues.

[@henrycarlson7514]

@@whunt5533 Good idea Every body has a skill in something. Combat is a totally different story

[@Callendross]

"Take better care of them... Ew no. Why would I do that? " Painful. Painfully true.

[@jarretthuffin]

Kid: logs into Tinder* Russia: Swipes, right* Kid: gets 15 intercepts in the first 20min of logging in* Franklin: happy raccoon noises* Kid: I know right! I should've done this years ago!!!!

[@johnsnyder8578]

Bro! Tears in my eyes! You are so freakin amazing with these vids!!

[@shadowfox8748]

Let’s talk about your knife crime uk ….

[@randomcenturion7264]

Careful, you got a loisence to be posting about it?

[@OcihEvE]

Grandpa Buff is on Tinder. Giggity, Giggity Boom

[@Jeff.78]

"Look up, smile, and wait for the splash."

[@Connor-ONeill]

1:08 Why America, that almost sounds like something *Russia* would say.

[@lordofbore]

Ironic ,the UK lecturing Uncle Sam on conditions for servicemen ,you should see the state of some UK barracks !!

[@delboy6301]

1:30 now you know how we feel when americans make fun of our accents 🙁

[@BeA_Penguin]

There’s a pretty big difference between a harmless joke about accents and making fun of school shooting

[@TheDevastator619]

“Gender: Boeing.” Had me rolling 😂 because it felt so accurate

[@ppunion]

One minute gang simply by refreshing my youtube home page.

[@paulstuartwilson485]

Holy Jesus H. Christ!! HLC, you now owe me a clean load of laundry because I now have soda all over my clothes from it coming out of my fu¢kin' nose at extreme velocity!! Holy hell, the kid on Tinder... Man, you are a truly evil freaking genius! Too damned funny! 👍🇺🇸