Roses are red, remember this quote, DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE BOATS!
@damemethieff9 күн бұрын
:)
@Hillwisekid9 күн бұрын
@@damemethieff Roses are red, rhyming is tough, now it's time to send in the BUFF.
@Gotenhanku9 күн бұрын
I read that in Japans voice for some reason lol
@Soldier4USA20059 күн бұрын
@@Gotenhanku Pretty sure most of us did. lol
@nemesisprime17589 күн бұрын
Róże czerwone, fiołki czerwone, trawa też czerwona kurwa armia czerwona
@Jie_Hua9 күн бұрын
I didn’t think “rizzler” would come out of BUFF’s mouth until today.
@FirstDagger9 күн бұрын
It is totally over once he uses VTuber lingo.
@mgancarzjr9 күн бұрын
"Buff, how did all that money get diverted to making you space-worthy?" "Fanum tax."
@theMoerster9 күн бұрын
Buff didn't get this far without adapting to new generations.
@SomeOrdinaryJanitor9 күн бұрын
@@mgancarzjr this is going to be a joke in a future video, im calling it now.
@Ange1ofD4rkness9 күн бұрын
I didn't even know it was a word till today
@andystar229 күн бұрын
i dont think he needs the dating app to match with poland
@Dragawulfa9 күн бұрын
Lol 💯% fact
@FrikInCasualMode9 күн бұрын
Not at all. Just look at the map. Russian airspace is so close... so tantalisingly close.
@pierowmania27759 күн бұрын
Let's be honest. The kid wasn't REALLY on Tinder. It was just a "honey-pot" app run by Poland specifically to lure the kid in. 😂
@DJdoppIer9 күн бұрын
F-22 and Poland - Truly a match made in heaven. XD
@therealbatman-mi3kc8 күн бұрын
Gonna be reallll fun once Darkstar (or w.e. the f**k it'll be called) is operational and THEN we can give the kid to Poland
@anubis200499999 күн бұрын
*"To Bee 🐝 or not to Bee 🐝"* - The F-22 on radar
@Avarus-Lux9 күн бұрын
moving to your location at mach "HOLY SHITE WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
@robertbrawn40529 күн бұрын
The B2 or NOT the B2? that is the question :)
@paulcollyer8019 күн бұрын
That, if fukn funny
@avroarchitect17939 күн бұрын
"A Bee, or Mach 2 Bumblebee. That is the question." - F22
@aarongrayson86679 күн бұрын
Looks like two bee to me.
@hellhoundactual82019 күн бұрын
"is it still considered a genocide or a warcrime if it's not human, cause I'm about to show ET who exactly was made in God's Image" FUCKING SENT ME LMAOOOOOOO
@mr_daihatsu9 күн бұрын
Most America shit I have heard on this channel. I need more please!!!
@Blacktemplar-69969 күн бұрын
Purge the xenos!!!! FOR THE GOS EMPEROR!
@MichaelJCaboose0139 күн бұрын
Probably the hardest line I've heard this year, which is saying something because hot damn does HLC come up with some good ones.
@seand.g4239 күн бұрын
@@mr_daihatsu bro, idec _how_ Stateside it is atp, that shit went fucking hard!
@EpsilonEclipse9 күн бұрын
@@MichaelJCaboose013ah a man of culture I see 🧐 Quite the exotic name and pfp, good sir. I'm sure it wasn't Tucker who did it this time as only a man of class as yourself could conjure such a magnificent color of armor.
@iexplodonateri73789 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="187">3:07</a> As an avid part of the Stellaris community, I cannot tell you how many times we have had this conversation. I think all of us may be on several watch lists at this point with how many war crimes, crimes against humanity and crimes against existence itself we have committed.
@p_serdiuk9 күн бұрын
Let's be xenohobic, it's really in this year
@furiouskaiser99149 күн бұрын
I especially love the part where you can forcibly genetically engineer a bird (or any for that matter) species to taste better.
@aidanedwards89319 күн бұрын
@@p_serdiukLet’s find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear
@Angl0sax0nknight9 күн бұрын
If your NOT on some watch list yet, you really aren’t trying
@ranosian11359 күн бұрын
Same
@michaelscott60229 күн бұрын
"Russia, stop cat-phishing Grampa BUFF with supermodels wanting him to come and visit their mansions in beautiful St. Petersburg." "Or what?" _"Or I'll let him...and tell him to take The Kid with him as a wingman."_
@rashanmcrae91669 күн бұрын
Well at least it won't be a boring visit.
@ezterion9 күн бұрын
I think it'll be a blast. :)
@equilibrium1389 күн бұрын
As a st.pb resident i can not wait for them to finally visit. Spotlighting all the points of interest in the city for these celebrities would be so much fun.
@Jadefox329 күн бұрын
it's gonna be a rockin time above Moscow
@matthewellisor58359 күн бұрын
@@equilibrium138pointing coherent light is not the same as spotlighting points of interest... Well, it's not the same without the t-pod.
@TheNN9 күн бұрын
"Stop psyopping the senior citizen!" I mean in fairness that is strategic to do that to Grandpa Buff. They know how dangerous he is.
@yoeriw70999 күн бұрын
Jup Wagner found that out the hard way. Then again with everything hitting them, it didn't really matter who dropped it.
@FerreusVir9 күн бұрын
Theyre called "Human" rights for a reason.
@ericdierolf89299 күн бұрын
Suffer not the xeno to live...
@GlasgowCeltic889 күн бұрын
Buff... in Space. Now there's something I didnt have on my 2024 bingo card.
@robertf34799 күн бұрын
Buff on an interstellar strike mission with Enterprise E flying cover.
@Qardo9 күн бұрын
I would kill to see fan art of that. And it would be 100% lore accurate in my book with Star Trek. Be one of those Earth Vessels that the rest of the galaxy is trying to figure out. Yet, the old bomber nuked the hell out of a Borg Cube. So if it works. It works!
@alistairgrey50899 күн бұрын
That's because it's the wrong year. Got a few more to go before that gets put on the card.
@DarkDragonPath9 күн бұрын
I got it on my 2030 bingo card, just in time for those aliens from Independence Day to come back...
@KellAnderson9 күн бұрын
No, but it IS on my 2369 Bingo Card.
@dritzzka61779 күн бұрын
F22: These intercepts are rated E for everyone.
@Tomas-qk5fy9 күн бұрын
This is going to age like milk or wine if F22 intercepted and live fired a real missile at F35 He'll finally have something to intercept, our character needs PTSD so he can go on a villain arc
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman9 күн бұрын
Or _E_ for _Extraterrestrial._ 😊
@danktankdragkings71179 күн бұрын
It's in the exact the hour Russia decides to find out.
@HanSolo__9 күн бұрын
🤣
@BrandonLesche9 күн бұрын
sad raptor noises "if it breathes, we can kill it" two fantastic lines from raptor on opposite ends of the spectrum. Awesome.
@unanimousanonymous33549 күн бұрын
"Sad raptor noises" definitely sent me for a min 😂
@HammerOn-bu7gx9 күн бұрын
Someone's been watching the 13th Warrior again...
@Warhawk1989 күн бұрын
We need a T-Shirt right now😂
@llidbill9 күн бұрын
"I'm about to show ET who was made in God's image" is by far the single greatest thing I've heard all year.
@DarkDragonPath9 күн бұрын
We're not giving the kid to Poland... We're just letting him study abroad, ya know, get to know the culture, learn a language, grow his world view, and his intercept count! 😂
@WoTBlitzAddict9 күн бұрын
Hopefully he will have his babies in Poland as citizens 😂😂😂
@stevegonzo20917 күн бұрын
If the Kid gets to Poland, he won't be there studying abroad... he'll be there studying broads. Lol
@MikhailS1839 күн бұрын
The kid and poland's first date will be a field trip to Eastern Ukraine, I've heard they want to marry in Moscow with a big barbecue. Truly the perfect match
@firecopscott9 күн бұрын
Don't you mean that they would barbeque Moscow for their marriage?
@hanzzel60869 күн бұрын
@@firecopscottTomato, tamatoe, either works.
@davidkueny24449 күн бұрын
I take it Grandpa Buff will handle the catering for the Barbecue?
@stevegonzo20917 күн бұрын
The Kid will love it in Poland. I'm sure he'll learn to appreciate huge radomes after. Because those Polish girls sure are something!
@illdecidelater7239 күн бұрын
Jesus christ I was not ready for germany to clap back on the UK like that lmao, almost spit my damn drink out
@NovaLesk9 күн бұрын
Oh F22, sleek in the sky, With a heart of steel and engines that fly, You saw that blip and felt the call, To intercept-its love, after all!
@laurag72959 күн бұрын
Lovely!❤
@loganbrown33349 күн бұрын
Raptor needs his own meet up app, only instead of dating it's for interceptions. He'd probably get 25+ matches for the Su-57 (and he gets ghosted for most of them because as we all know Russia can't supply an entire squadron)
@donvielenio89569 күн бұрын
Oh, the famous line of a squadron of F-22 can't defeat a squadron of SU-57.
@LtCWest9 күн бұрын
Hmm, I wonder if HLC is aware of the a recent event about a Germen frigate sailing up the Themse river to London for some reason, and then, while being towed out, they were playing Darth Vaders theme, the fuckin Imperial March, on loudspeaker! Both the Tommies and the Jerries thought it was mega based. ^^
@extremchiller4109 күн бұрын
excuse me please: WE DID WHAT. While floating down the temse river?!?
Poland and the Kid are the perfect match… When is the marriage?
@joeljohnson35159 күн бұрын
But if they split, who would get Franklin?
@mikes48609 күн бұрын
@@joeljohnson3515 F-15EX
@ramonsixtosumugat57519 күн бұрын
@@joeljohnson3515 the NGAD 😂
@anthonygilmour62369 күн бұрын
@@joeljohnson3515Franklin would claim both
@crank19859 күн бұрын
@@anthonygilmour6236 We had a bear in the army before. Check corporal Wojtek. Now. What if I told you it wasn't the first bear in polish army... Now. What if I told you... It wasn't the last...
@IAmTheRealBill9 күн бұрын
Buff is correct. The GCs only apply between signatory nations. It says so in the treaties. And, IIRC, we didn’t sign in on to all of them either.
@1FatLittleMonkey9 күн бұрын
Not quite. The parts that protect enemy soldiers under common international standards requires the enemy nation to be a signatory, but without that, they are considered civilians, and the parts that protect civilians apply to _signatory_ nations, even if the civilians live in a non-signatory nation. That is, if you sign the treaty(ies), you agree to limit acts against all civilians. Since civilians can't individually sign treaties, those are burdens that all signatory nations take on. Whereas, by definition, a centrally controlled military is part of a structure (a government) that _can_ sign a treaty, and so the failure to do so is wilful and deliberate. As a result, enemy soldiers of non-signatory nations can be treated as ordinary criminals or terrorists under the domestic and military laws of the signatory nation.
@daviddragonheart67989 күн бұрын
@@1FatLittleMonkey So hypothetically... ET can 100% catch these War Crimes, since they didnt sign.
@1FatLittleMonkey9 күн бұрын
@@daviddragonheart6798 No. Anything that's a warcrime _against civilians_ is still a warcrime. The only things that don't apply to non-signatories is stuff like prisoner-of-war rules. (If an enemy soldier of a signatory nation shoots one of your soldiers, it's not "murder", it's a legal act of war. But if that enemy is not a signatory, civil law applies, so that soldier committed a crime and can be treated like a criminal under your own laws.) The only exemption to the protections for civilians would be if aliens aren't "persons" for the purpose of the conventions.
@Sorain19 күн бұрын
@@1FatLittleMonkey I'm pretty sure no one's formally put that to the test yet. So, it's an open question of aliens count as persons under the conventions. I mean, I'd default to 'yes' if they're sapient and sentient, but things could get complicated quickly.
@NuclearFalcon1468 күн бұрын
@@Sorain1 I would say a "hivemind" sort of species would NOT be protected since the individual members of the species would NOT have personhood. Further each individual would simply be an "asset" to the hivemind. Then there is the can of worms that is a species that itself commits acts we would consider war crimes. I think survival of our own species would be prioritized over anything else.
@TheEDFLegacy9 күн бұрын
Hey dere ho dere bud, it ain't a war crime the first time. So go nuts on E.T. the first time you fight dem, bud. 🇨🇦
@BenieTheDragon9 күн бұрын
"...It's Dumbledore, you war criminal!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@u.s.19748 күн бұрын
"FORMER war criminial." I guess if it were just war crimes it wouldn't be as memorable. Germany waged a war against humanity with their extermination camps. That is what is so appauling.
@ZeCroiSSanT9509 күн бұрын
"To be or not to be... what was the question?" and "Oh Canada" - HLC getting subtle with those references!
@lukelandis30909 күн бұрын
NASA: “Oh hey guys, why are you back?” Astronaut: “Moon’s haunted.” NASA: “What?” Astronaut: “Moon’s haunted” *cocks shotgun*
@t-rex10199 күн бұрын
I like the idea of Poland and f22 panicking over their date is funny. On the date they'd definately talk about who'll and how'll they'll fight.
@Rrandolph919 күн бұрын
I'm fucking dying 🤣 😂 the love between the kid and Poland is great! 🧡
@xoOPhoenixOox9 күн бұрын
ADHD People be like: "To be, or not to be," *Squirrel runs past* "Uh... What was the question?"
@WinVisten9 күн бұрын
Me in a nutshell.
@LugborG9 күн бұрын
I feel the need to remind Grandpa Buff that there's an old DARPA program called Project Orion, which sought to propel spacecraft by detonating nuclear warheads behind them.
@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx9 күн бұрын
Yup the device to launch the nuclear charges was made by......Coca Cola. And was essentially a spicy vending machine.
@DobleWhiteAndStabley9 күн бұрын
They're like a disfunctional family that love each other and somehow still works. I love it.
@tonyburzio41079 күн бұрын
Of anyone, Grampa Buff should realize the noise in the speakers are just from Tube Amp Hum, Buzz, and Hiss. Boeing is using vacuum tubes again.
@grzegorzlegut81799 күн бұрын
Let 22 go to Poland, he will be happy here.
@benrodir29 күн бұрын
we want him there too, but Congress is being an overbearing parent. SOON
@projectdeveloper93119 күн бұрын
The problem is not him, it's the neighbors, or better yet the possible future lack of them
@HanSolo__9 күн бұрын
@@projectdeveloper9311 very true
@stevegonzo20917 күн бұрын
He'll love it there. He'll be appreciated and put to good use, instead of chasing balloons. In Poland, the only balloons he'll get to see are Polish girl sweater balloons.
@kitsunescharnhorst97129 күн бұрын
"Sad raptor noises" sent me
@Aotearas9 күн бұрын
17 more IRIS-T (8x medium range SLM and 9x short range SLS) is a pretty big deal. These things are taking names in Ukraine and are a huge supplement for the aerial defence umbrella along with the longrange Patriot systems. Can we get the Skynex production lines rolling please to complete the set? The Gepard SPAAG is good, but oh man the Skynex is a nasty piece of kit. Oh and we're on track to delivering another 12 Panzerhaubitze 2000s. Same deal as with the Gepard though, I can't wait to see the RCH-155 in action.
@TheOneWhoMightBe9 күн бұрын
SKYNEX is the shit. Short-range missiles, programmable Oerlikon rounds, EW suite, and frikkin lasers.
@FUL0H89 күн бұрын
BUFF in Space Now in theaters everywhere. Rated M for Metamucil
@navret17079 күн бұрын
Or “G” for Geritol.
@Zanzabarchocolate9 күн бұрын
"The Speakers in there started making some weird noises. Kinda sounds like someone's breathing." I love Event Horizon! If they start speaking in tongues, make sure to broadcast it across the planet!
@pyroavok9 күн бұрын
In an unsubscribe podcast HLC told a story about how someone on an aircraft carrier typo-ed an item number on a request form and accidentally ordered a tank turret. Which got delivered. Just have somebody in Camp Kościuszko "accidentally" order an F-22 and misplace the keys. Poland will make a few new holes in Moscow and cure Zelenskyy's headache.
@Lunchbox5149 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="212">3:32</a> they don’t sign, they gonna get resigned.
@thegloriouswizard52709 күн бұрын
I mean, Raptor Claw ain't wrong. *If it breathes, we can kill it.* also let him date Poland! They'd be cute together!!
@jobanh7ify9 күн бұрын
Forget about the nukes, The Kid is the reason nobody wants to fight world war 3 😂
@Tallion_of_Gondor9 күн бұрын
If they not on the convention, it’s a suggestion! Canada 2024
@texasranger249 күн бұрын
Well, as Frank Sinatra once said: "Would the real rizzler please stand up, please stand up..."
@sethb30909 күн бұрын
Okay I heard this in Grandpa Buff's voice
@henrycarlson75149 күн бұрын
I thought it was Real Slim Shady
@jacobgomos24189 күн бұрын
“Stop psyopsing the senior citizens”. Like Rusky isn’t going to mess with the people who laughed at him the day he took the wall down.
@JoshuaEisenbart9 күн бұрын
Clicked on this 44 seconds after it dropped. Last time I was this early, my mom had an emergency C-Section.
@entonnigma90499 күн бұрын
Nice! Lmao!!!
@hollybarker90579 күн бұрын
How long have you been waiting to drop that? 😂😊
@JoshuaEisenbart9 күн бұрын
@@hollybarker9057 The joke? I've dropped it once before.
@hollybarker90578 күн бұрын
@@JoshuaEisenbart Yeah, I meant in this channel specifically. Meaning this was your first time to post this quickly here. 😀
@tokerscorner28729 күн бұрын
Love your stuff, if I'm down.. your stuff always make me laugh. Thanks buddy.
@habitual_linecrosser9 күн бұрын
Glad you enjoyed
@sandrasausville91039 күн бұрын
That poem was just beautiful Grandpa Buff 😢
@Moosems-pk8vc9 күн бұрын
Little psychotic snow hat. I love this channel so much, it always puts on a smile
@brianv19889 күн бұрын
The speaker sound coming out of that capsule sounded crazy it almost resemble Morse code
@dustyking88519 күн бұрын
Gotta say I loved ground control. "I didn't hear anything." "How about now?" "Hhhhhh. Hhhhhhh Hhhhhhh." Ground Control: "Ohhhh, yeah... Got it, yeah I heard that...." Think he pooped 💩 his pants a bit? 😃😃😃
@kateshiningdeer33347 күн бұрын
@@thomasmuir5653Man, that's real old-timer stuff there! 😂
@JuliaSin9 күн бұрын
Why do i feel more romance between the raptor and poland, than i do in my own love life❤❤❤❤❤
@Edge519 күн бұрын
These never get old and really help on days like today when life is giving me rotten lemons.
@joshuavandercook45799 күн бұрын
HLC got to tell you sir, shirts and stickers came in today. Absolutely fantastic design and extremely comfortable. Will definitely recommend to everyone that listens.
@mitchellbailey70309 күн бұрын
Just love the Story line for this episode, laughing and chuckling the whole time. Poor 22 just want an Intercept 🤨 the Countries making fun of each other🤷🏻♂️👍🏻🇺🇸
@toddie4usa19 күн бұрын
"To be or not to be would you intercept me" 😆😆😆😆😆❤❤❤ there's a poem for you kid...from your mama !
@bigbadwolfy11649 күн бұрын
If this space station doesnt have orbital lasers then I dont want it
@SsgtTucker9 күн бұрын
Yeah, 300 super samples for managed democracy is a very tall ask
@Myomer1049 күн бұрын
Unfortunately, it can't. Back in the Cold War, the US and Russia, among others, signed a treaty banning weapons in space.
@jameshogue57739 күн бұрын
Sad day
@bigbadwolfy11649 күн бұрын
@@Myomer104 Here's the thing, U.S.S.R no longer exists and the way I see it that treaty is now moot, but even so we could just develop the tech and give it to Israel as a birthday present
@bigbadwolfy11649 күн бұрын
@@jameshogue5773 The saddest
@MetaMaticGamer9 күн бұрын
The Starliner shuttle speakers made a heartbeat like sound judging from the audio that was recorded...
@kateshiningdeer33347 күн бұрын
Sounded a lot like a radar ping to me... or an alarm going off, before it gets to the "HOLY CRAP FIX IT NOW!!!" stage! 😂
@FirstDagger9 күн бұрын
Technically as F-22 can put the 1000 lb Mk 83 based GBU-32(V)1/B JDAM into the weapons bay, it can be argued that it is a bomb bay.
@Quasarnova19 күн бұрын
GBU-32*, but yes.
@FirstDagger8 күн бұрын
@@Quasarnova1 Thanks, corrected. Was under the impression Mk 84 would fit. Does that mean the USAF has Mk 83 in inventory? Are they using USN stocks or just getting the basic body?
@Quasarnova16 күн бұрын
@@FirstDagger Not sure, but I think the USAF has Mk 83s in inventory, but they don't need many since not many of their planes use them. Even if the F-22 can carry them, they're more likely to use SDBs.
@LairdErnst9 күн бұрын
“You’re not going to Poland!” The Kid can dream! Lol!
@OtherWorldExplorers9 күн бұрын
Damn it He did it again I was laughing so hard I forgot to hit like so I had to come back and watch it a second time. Pure genius on getting extra views.
@sokolms27339 күн бұрын
One of your best works so far 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@jolothebarbarian46669 күн бұрын
This is by far the funniest thing on my feed anymore! BUFF FOREVER!
@StOlaf129 күн бұрын
“I’m about to show those aliens who’s made in God’s image” Out-fucking-standing
@Throttleplays9 күн бұрын
HLC - love what you do man!! Usually the kid has me rolling but Germany- dude Germany is getting funnier by the upload 😂!!
@ErukanuSenpai9 күн бұрын
TO BE FAIR, the Canadian Snow People wear hats for a reason! xD *Don't let war crimes get into my head. Don't let war crimes get into my head. . .*
@avroarchitect17939 күн бұрын
Speak for yourself, I already have an idea of how to exploit Russia's neurotic fear of the "Gay" in interrogation. Also I propose we make the SU-75's NATO reporting name the "Femboy"
@JoshuaRichards-w9x9 күн бұрын
The sad raptor noises has me fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣
@dizzydoom42309 күн бұрын
God's shaped like an F22? That explains a lot.
@John-qv5ux9 күн бұрын
God works for Lockheed Martin. He even sent his own son in the form of Clarence 'Kelly' Johnson to show us the light and the way.
@BurchellAtTheWharf9 күн бұрын
Ohh, Canada be like Please please please let us loose like a wild bull moose
@shryko9 күн бұрын
Canada doesn't start fights... but it does make them interesting and/or over!
@someguyfromtheinternet51029 күн бұрын
Bull moose? Wtf!? Ive seen bulls bang in texas. But whos banging who in canada!?
@BurchellAtTheWharf9 күн бұрын
@@shryko hell yea, we will be sorry fer only so long, but we also have some Stanly cup aggression left over 😆
@shryko9 күн бұрын
@@BurchellAtTheWharf when the sorry stops, the war crimes start.
@DRAONWEED9 күн бұрын
In the Last Action Hero, Arnold said," To be or not to be - Not to be." in Game of Thrones, Cersei said," I chose violence." Here, the Buff is teaching the kid how to be a poet🤔.
@ryanjackson54639 күн бұрын
Bro went extra hard today... Multiple plot lines. Thanks HLC!
@porterwatts54999 күн бұрын
Buff didn't just say Rizzler!! That is crazy 😂
@MartyrPandaGaming9 күн бұрын
The answer to E.T. is spicy pineapples disguised as cans of beans. After that, round up any survivours and they can be used to test cold weather gear North of 60. HUMANS NUMBAH WON!
@dgreenlonghorn19 күн бұрын
“Teach them who was made in God’s image….” Is such a hard line.
@sifibuckle9 күн бұрын
Well, that was Gold today.... you touched so many wars and so many Spaces.... lol. That was great!
@andrewhamop66659 күн бұрын
"I'm about to show ET exactly who was made in God's image" Bro I'm dying 😂😂😂 Fantastic work as always HLC!
@TeacupHeart9 күн бұрын
I should have seen that pickup line coming, but it still made me laugh out loud!
@Juxtaposedjoker9 күн бұрын
This is by far the best vid yet. It's so fucking good I was trying to guess which comedian reached out to you to tighten your writing. Bravo.
@TheRedAuditor9 күн бұрын
Buff: "I'm getting a bunch of aeroplanes on here! I wonder who the one with the pronouns that says 'My pronouns are Don't/Touch/The/Boats'..." Japan: "YOU SAW NOTHING!"
@billcook72859 күн бұрын
UFOs are alien tour buses. Earth is the high point on "MOST FKED UP PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSE", tour. 😂😂😂
@TheDeadman4199 күн бұрын
You know what would be even scarier…. If we weren’t even in the top ten most F’ed in our galaxy…..
@someguyfromtheinternet51029 күн бұрын
Yo.... some consiracy theorists found SPACE YELP. they rated us a 2/5. Last review was during the 50s in Nevada.
@ryanshannon65279 күн бұрын
As a Canadian I agree for several reasons #1 they didn't sign the Geneva convention and #2 if it's human rights and they are human does it count. Default to normal Canada settings and let them decide after the war
@themidnightbanshee59279 күн бұрын
"Would you intercept me, I'd intercept me" That's the best pickup line
@sharkdentures32479 күн бұрын
THIS has got to be my FAVORITE one so far! I would call it a "laugh a minute", but given that it is under four minutes long & and made me literally laugh over a dozen times . . . .it.. . .doesn't quite fit. "We are NOT going to WAR in SPACE! . . . . . . .I think." ROTFLMAO! When even Uncle Sam is like, "Wait a minute? ARE we going to war in space? I don't remember seeing that on today's schedule.", you KNOW things are getting WIERD.
@crabman20109 күн бұрын
"I've been on this tinder thing for a solid 10 minutes. And I've matched with Poland 25 times" Great way to start a video
@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask9 күн бұрын
In a hypothetical scenario where Uncle Sam did sell some Raptors to Poland, what do you reckon the 22’s name would be there?
@drd6759 күн бұрын
The White Eagle is part of the Polish founding legend, as the 'Father' of Poland is Lech and he decided to settle at a location where he saw a white eagle nest. That is the mythological capital of the Lechites, who would become what we call Polish over time. I know eagle is cliche and such with aviation, but it would be a neat homage for Poland and the F-22
@bigbadwolfy11649 күн бұрын
@@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask Something Grom obviously
@oldben60869 күн бұрын
śmierć wcielona
@dustyking88519 күн бұрын
@@drd675 Just had a great conversation with a guy from Warsaw about Lech. He would most definitely approve!!
@Angelica-cp2zw9 күн бұрын
And eagles are raptors so fits perfectly
@oldman40219 күн бұрын
And the HLC was instantly followed by an ad from Bernie Sanders. Perfect timing!
@Minusonebraincell-qt5bw9 күн бұрын
We need a new bromance with the kid and poland
@intyrmxdiate9 күн бұрын
how do we go from "sad raptor noises" to "if it breathes, we can kill it"? i dont even care, i love it lmfao
@Atnat579 күн бұрын
*sad raptor noises*
@judet29929 күн бұрын
FYI the noise from the Starliner speaker was just reverb due to the way the circuits are layed out. It’s like a reverb effect on an amplifier. Or someone tapping a mic.
@TheAmazingGage9 күн бұрын
engagement comment go brrrt
@habitual_linecrosser9 күн бұрын
The real mvp
@ducktapelegend29729 күн бұрын
engagement reply locked on
@GarGhuul9 күн бұрын
“What’s a photon torpedo?” Seems relevant.
@kaih_the_viewer9 күн бұрын
30 seconds That’s a record
@Osmo-77779 күн бұрын
Oh lawd Buff as a Rico Suave is fucking priceless Needs to be a shirt too
@oxide96799 күн бұрын
Things that went WAY TOO HARD in 2024: In the #1 spot we have "Is it still a genocide and a war crime if they're not human? Because I'm about to show E.T. who was made in God's image"
@odinsson2048 күн бұрын
The Buff with pulse engines is a horrifying thought.
@greysonpriddy88059 күн бұрын
Yay funny plane man
@tristanfarmer90319 күн бұрын
The reason aliens don't show themselves is because we're insane little ants that love weaponizing things.
@LeRoyMiller-l8i9 күн бұрын
That will never not be epic HLT. "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me" 😂😂😂
@thunderhawkblue9 күн бұрын
I've said it before and I will say it again. The Buff is the OG 40k Marauder, he will live on as the Machine Spirit in the STC. He will get those exo-atmospheric thrusters one day.
@woodrobin8 күн бұрын
If the Raptor keeps intercepting himself, he's going to develop flaws in his sensor suite -- or so I was told.
@donchaput82789 күн бұрын
If the aliens start talking to anyone it will probably be the kid. Only a pure and simple mind can connect with them at their level
@DJdoppIer9 күн бұрын
Oh Buff you timeless classic, please never change. XD