The Kurtis Conner Exclusive! - Chuckle Sandwich EP 72

[@louisgunstone723]

this is the perfect podcast to mourn the 2nd death of charlie slimecicle to

[@EditingOliver123]

I never thought “Schlatt” and Ted would make Tucker do that again

[@antnmu]

i agree

[@antnmu]

@ballfart6969 me too!

[@creatorzp]

@@EditingOliver123 fr, ""Schlatt"" (Federal Agent Skinwalker #0367) and Ted are both so out of pocket for that

[@Tom-oj7si]

*celebrate

[@UnIVCubed]

it's so brave of charlie to come out as having a mustache

[@antnmu]

LMAO

[@ToolBoxChevy]

And a perm...and a mullet

[@ratedpending]

and Canadian 😢

[@ToolBoxChevy]

@@ratedpending perhaps the most tragic news of them all..

[@rattonleash8536]

And being named Kurtis "Connor" Coney

[@duck-ew5zs]

Drew Gooden is definitely next. Chuckle Sandwich is collecting them like Infinity Stones.

[@Querez8504]

They already did Drew Gooden though

[@ruinenlust_]

@@Querez8504 Cool! I want Drew Gooden to do me next

[@slothcakq1308]

@@ruinenlust_ i want him to drew my gooden!

[@histranger5808]

^ both of you are terrible, take my like.

[@yvolk]

It would be cool to see Amanda’s husband on the pod. I love when he’s on her channel!

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

Seeing Schlatt and Kurtis on the same podcast is very unnatural but also somehow makes perfect sense

[@durianfox]

"schlatt"

[@prageruwu69]

they're both chaotic but in different fonts

[@Simplyvibing465]

It’s the mustache lol

[@Cyannidimon]

FR. Its weird seeing them together but also it makes so much sense that theyre friends lmfao. Ted is in the background of Drew's video when he gave Kurt's & Danny & everyone figurines of themselves, and I was like "damn how are all these KZbinrs I like separately coming together these last couple years"

[@ironhide5611]

Would never have guessed that Kurtis Conner, a known respecter of women, would ever appear in the same place as “Schlatt”, especially after what happened in ‘99.

[@ivyum6976]

It's shocking, really

[@sethblack7413]

"The known respecter of women"

[@wo501]

I can't believe it

[@smiles9882]

It really made me sad after is saw the clips of him doing ̸̡̖͇̙̮̏̽̽͗ ̶̺̱̺͕̪͍̱͕͉͌͒̊̉͗̂͘ψ̷̠̠̠̈́̈́̉̑̆͋̈̈́̓͋̑̊͘̕͝ ̸̧̱͍̻̜͉̟̩̦̮̈́̄̍́̇̅̉̾͛͌̈́̂̕̕͜͠͝ ̴̧̡̯̮͊̊R̷̛͈̮̥̱̟̋̒̀̓̃̉͆̇̒̊̋͝ͅȨ̷̱̝̰͈̉̀̋̄̈́̉̑̚̕D̶̛̺̤͕̺͎͚̟̮̻̽̈́͂͝Ą̵̝̭̣͍̣͖̹͙̙̞̺̥͛̆͛͗͌͜C̵̡͓̦͓̱̻̳͘͝T̵͇̜̙̙̝̜̜̻̒̂Ẹ̴̗̲͍̰̞̝̇͊͂̐͜D̵͇̼̰̪̦̤͍̪͒͊̽̈́̅̈́̿͜͜͝͝ ̷̛͚̫̲̺̙͕͉̹̩̪̱̻̰̇̏͆̾̚̚̕̚ ̵̻̞̇̌͒̾͌̚͝ψ̸͔̿̆̋̇̋̾̑̈́̓́͋͗ ̵̢̨̲͉̳̟̬̗͉̃̔͝ ̴̻̩̪̻̝̳̗̖͉͎̟̫̹̐̈ψ̷̼͔͔̠̯̰͓̣̍͂̍̉̎̎͑́̿́͑̚͘͝ to women. I can't believe Kurtis would collab with him😔

[@YNEA.]

Hey, you're comment outliked mine. :(

[@maddi_jane]

I saw Ted at my high school reunion a couple of weeks ago, and after we spoke to each other, he started taping my mouth shut and squeezing me until my bones started to pop. In front of everyone. It was so nice to meet you!

[@VerdugoMoment]

That's impressive, I'd be honoured if he absolutely disintegrated my bones

[@NatashaMick]

I had a similar experience at the cheesefest

[@malicious9608]

I had a similar experience at the alamo

[@Prodfisx]

Me to

[@liammagalhaes6579]

At least he didn’t give you the Schlatt treatment

[@YNEA.]

Can't believe they got Danny on the podcast again!

[@Fchy0006]

Isn’t he the road work ahead guy?

[@YNEA.]

@@Fchy0006 no, that's cody ko

[@YNEA.]

@The day is finally here Self Deprecation at its finest

[@surfwaxer]

...uh? That's Drew.

[@ImPickled]

@@surfwaxer no thats danny trust me

[@Zack-ds9rs]

This felt like the awkward conversation you have with your older cousin who you don't talk to often but realise you vibe with

[@chillaxTF]

Couldn't put my finger on it but this is exactly what I am listening to right now. Thank you for the closure.

[@bossm60]

holy fuck, exact experience. We are both full grown adults put at the "kids table" during thanksgiving and we had to try and make conversation after not really talking to each other for 10 years

[@calypsoui]

Real

[@duskstorm3560]

Ted: "Want to be on our podcast" Kurtis, hands clenched, on his knees: "Oh, please, sir, _PLEASE!_ May I?"

[@jasper7084]

why hello again

[@seven4843]

i imagine kurt saying it like a small victorian boy

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

My brother in christ this isn't ao3 /lh

[@Tom-oj7si]

That's not the only thing that clenched when he got on his knees

[@thegroooviest]

@@Tom-oj7si was he jubbing on Ted's wiener

[@maggietipton]

I feel like Charlie and Kurtis would have riffed off each other so well :( RIP Charlie

[@jozled]

it’s such a shame what ted did to him

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

@@jozledyeah. Im still surprised that 10 people weren’t all able to hold Ted back from doing it, one of them was a big man too

[@creatorzp]

I can't believe Ted forced "Schlatt" (Federal Agent 76) to plant that bomb, this is so sad

[@wowiexist2139]

This is so true! I watched some kurtis vines to refresh my memory and a lot of them were puns and wordplay. rip :(

[@Ehhhh38]

What happened?

[@icarrioncarrion]

ted saying kurtis is scary as if he didn’t corner me in a wallgreens parking lot and break my knees before robbing me in 1997

[@Glowskel]

1:03:19 Their sharp inhales into silence at Ted's punchline killed me lmao it's like he said something deeply frightening or offensive 💀

[@Freddeez]

Arguably the best podcast to listen to while listening to the JFK's assasination on repeat

[@screamy_]

@dontbesurprised. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJ-biJesoNKHfdU

[@iqi553]

Thought I was the only one!

[@fenner5306]

@@iqi553 we all are listening to the JFK assassination while listening to the infamous chuckle sandwich

[@octoarlo]

@don't be surprised i don't know why i thought that would be a link to his assassination video

[@Aeternus75]

@@octoarlo dw I got you kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJXah4h4obBgj5I

[@abigailm.7002]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while burning someone’s tour bus down

[@maddiesams8636]

I have begun to say “goosin,” “crystal,” and “cut and dry” at work. My coworkers are slowly picking up the sayings. Doing my part in spreading the chuckle sandwich diction 👍

[@l1z4rd67]

this is favorite puppy

[@roomtempwater1]

Goosin is just such a good fucking word

[@vodkamutini3979]

now you gotta start using "last night question"

[@KristenZianourry2015]

I used to ask so many people schlatts big question on tinder dates

[@vikiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Wow! first Drew, now Kurtis, I hope they bring Danny next!

[@youcantescapethegarf5744]

Didn’t they already bring danny on

[@youcantescapethegarf5744]

I just realized i r/wooshed myself

[@vikiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@@youcantescapethegarf5744 We've all been there king dw

[@peyton4425]

I hope they bring Chad Chad on tbh

[@choco_L8]

@@peyton4425 "schlatt" would never allow a woman

[@voyd705]

The chaotic energy emanating from this podcast is already promising

[@Ella-kq1il]

I keep finding myself in loops of content creators. Like I'll not watch someone for years then someone I'm actively watching will bring them up and I'll be like "oh haven't seen them in a bit" then I'll go binge all their videos.

[@bigguyzack]

same

[@budgetlifter]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while being limited by this flesh prison

[@kadewalker]

this ⬆️

[@jimbomcbob7849]

Creature of steel...

[@Tom-oj7si]

Plato was right. But Gastev provides the answer We can escape these flesh prisons through iron girders

[@gay.god.666]

You must escape

[@-Basilli-]

Thy gratitude upon thee for my freedom...@@jimbomcbob7849

[@noisymouse2014]

at some point of this podcast i was laughing so hard i needed to pause the video just to breathe. then i realized that i dont remember the last time i was laughing out loud like that and i instantly started crying. i've never experienced anything like this before. im thankful that on the first day of the year i remembered what pure joy and genuine laughter feels like. i really hope this whole year will be like that, but then again i hoped for that for the past several years

[@BilliePaige]

Are you okay bro?

[@randomperson5086]

This is the perfect podcast to draw furry fanart of jschlatt too

[@durianfox]

"jschlatt"

[@lois706]

@@durianfox what

[@durianfox]

@@lois706 "jschlatt"

[@l1z4rd67]

@@lois706 "what"

[@youuuuuuuuuuu]

@@durianfox “Schlatt”

[@Richcatwithstacks]

I love that Kurtis answered the big question so well he confused Schlatt

[@FrostyChipmunk13]

KURTIS AND THE EPIC GUYS AT CHUCKLE SANDWICH! AMAZING GROUP OF PEOPLE!

[@based9671]

Never heard of this guy but he looks so beautiful

[@Indeed636]

ABSOLUTELY BUT I WONT LIKE YOUR COMMENT CUZ 69

[@vodkamutini3979]

@The day is finally here that cat is adorable

[@L1ghtweaver]

Ted: He is a terrifying individual. Kurtis: (giggle) okay

[@stinkytoesandfeet7689]

please someone please what’s the timestamp

[@hrtz4yumi]

​@@stinkytoesandfeet7689 like the first 5 seconds

[@lmaoexdee6959]

Can we get a chuckle sandwich clip of everytime Kurtis said "like".

[@jabgon6774]

Ted said it a lot too. Honestly, I wanna go through the video and count every time they said like. I think people say it to fill in a pause or replacing ‘erm’

[@Mori_XIX]

i cant tell if thats a bit

[@dairyhater]

I love how Kurtis is the only person to break the videogames questions

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

HOLY SHIT IT WONT BE LOMG UNTIL DANNY GETS ON THE PODCAST NOW. THEYVE ALREADY HAD DREW AND KURITS SO IM SO EXCITED.

[@nedyaj_]

boy, do i have an episode for you!

[@bananaglue3779]

@@nedyaj_ WHAT DO YOU KNOW KERMIT?

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

@@nedyaj_ I thought so too but maybe you're making the same mistake I did and confusing the episode where they have drew with his famous doppelganger danny (who is also secretly the same person)

[@nedyaj_]

@@my.beloved.turtle2136 how could i forget! common mistake on my part

[@LemurG]

Boy am I thrilled out of my mind that Kurtis is on the podcast! Almost made me Schlartt my pants

[@BookshopIris]

my favourite thing about this podcast is how ted always backs up schlatt's big question by calling it crystal

[@creatorzp]

not reading allat

[@BookshopIris]

@@creatorzp do you have the literacy level of a toddler

[@hollow9552]

It’s very cut and dried

[@Marpace]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while walking 78km along the Dutch coastline.

[@adriscloudy]

oh hi i live in holland

[@Marpace]

@@adriscloudy nice

[@TheCadenMiller]

They need to get Kurtis on this more the way he can just take shlatt and Ted’s jokes and just make them funnier is the best

[@8ollie-eillo8]

Am i the only one whos slowly dying hearing how many times kurtis says "like" in each sentence.. holy cow dude

[@rajeevratnakaran5281]

schlatts just the third wheel while teds fanboying on kurtis

[@QuantumVT]

Kurtis and schlatt have a fun dynamic together they should do more videos together

[@xxblueberryxx5435]

LETS GOOOOO. This isnt the episode we wanted, its the one we NEEDED

[@durianfox]

I wanted it

[@martinp2324]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while reading schlatt fan fictions

[@durianfox]

"schlatt"

[@derekkee5588]

The crossover I’ve always dreamed of but never knew I’d get 🙏🏼

[@lack_of_reality]

As an audio listener (love my fellow audio listeners to death) I am deeply confused by the fact that this episode went up on YT before Spotify

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being overly aggressive in my support for Kony 2012!

[@sharkbaithoges]

bro this episode is so funny, schlatt dying laughing at everything kurtis says is incredible

[@MaltexGaming]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to the Sleep Deprived Podcast

[@Katia.t.t]

This was so unexpected but makes so much sense omg love to see our mayor blessing us with his presence

[@sina5833]

Kurtis said "like" 47 times during the comedy writing at college part. that's a like every 3 seconds

[@luansh55]

This is the best podcast to listen while you try to play D&D with your friends that are missing because what "jschlit" did in 99

[@zovrah9993]

ive spent the last 3 weeks watching all of these in order again. I am begging for the 100th video to be actually making the chuckle sandwich with all the pieces guests have given

[@skatingsoprano8770]

28:16 - 29:16 i just feel like it’s important to point out that in this one minute span mr mustache said “like”, i swear to god, 32 times.

[@shilotimpf1985]

Which mustache broski ?

[@bballboy0019]

He like says like, like so much like I can’t like stand it

[@stickcodo]

this is the perfect podcast to learn how to use a microphone while in a burning bus to

[@ElezyerArts]

Kurtis threw both the boys off their game so many times in this episode, I expected him to have absorbed the show and made it his own by the end of it

[@soulyfr]

12:54 Kurtis said "like" 24 times in 60 seconds, impressive

[@lexiuhrin7148]

Schlatt’s giggle when he’s trying to stifle his laughter is my reason to keep going

[@goldenghxst]

oh my god I didn't expect to ever see Kurtis in a collab with jschlatt 😭😭 especially after schlatt's incident with the queen of England

[@thatgirl_hailey7100]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while becoming a fushigi master

[@AAurum-yy7rv]

This is kinda a weird compliment but Ted has such good conversational skills as someone who doesn’t I am v jealous lol

[@heyymanniceshot]

An initial thought of mine ever since the start of Chuckle Sandwich was "wouldn't an episode with Kurtis be fun?" without thinking too much of it. I discovered Kurtis on way different terms than Schlatt and Ted, so I would never expect for these two to collab with Kurtis. This is the biggest crossover episode I've ever experienced in my life and I'm super excited!

[@ross9944]

I swear they said "Like" in this episode more than there are actual likes on this video.

[@NoahCraig]

Kurtis and Schlatt look like they could slide together as people like puzzle pieces

[@raven.9550]

the fact ted started tearing up from laughter within the first 4mins makes it so much better lmao

[@Smoke_wheat]

The funniest part about the would you rather, is that Schlatt actually changed the way it's delivered, the original is "Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games, unlimited games, and no games?"

[@BrewStar101]

Wasn’t Danny just on the pod? Glad you’ve brought him back already!

[@pool_noodle420]

Ive been on a binge the last few weeks listening to literally every single episode and some of them multiple times, love this podcast schlatt and ted are perfect off of each other

[@marebear5422]

take a shot every time they say “like”

[@lestersacne]

i died of alcohol poisoning. way to go marebear5422, way to go.

[@mememememeo]

i feel like ted and kurtis bounce off each other quite well, would like to see more of them! :)

[@Claymanation]

“That’s a lot of bacon” absolutely killed me lmaoooo

[@julesg9442]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while lubing up my Fushigi

[@Catdoggo9758]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while writing a comment about how this is the perfect podcast to listen to while writing a comment

[@-BusinessFish-]

Terrific podcast to listen to while crossing the road

[@a-10warthog78]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while pinning “this is the perfect podcast to listen to while” jokes

[@reinafritz7152]

Kurtis literally making Ted blush is so cute

[@Whoopdedoo8]

😀😀?

[@owenlikescars]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to the Chuckle Sandwich podcast

[@Newone1492]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting out of a serious relationship

[@thedestroyasystem]

I remember “pointless twitter threads!” I think it was one of the first Kurtis videos I watched, when I was first getting into his content. Been a loyal member of Kurtistown ever since 🖤

[@LancenHarms]

Based on the fact that these boys just keep getting every KZbinr I am subscribed to, no matter the corner they seem to grow in, I am gonna throw my guess into the ring for the next guest: Joel Haver. Runnerups being the final piece of the triumvirate, Drew Gooden, and our favourite hot boy, Naked Jacob.

[@adelaide1167]

spent the new year’s eve countdown alone with you guys. thanks

[@Dat1person_]

so glad they finally got kurtis kony on the podcast!!

[@pabloguerrero3023]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while tearing the ants out of your skin

[@ramothyreal]

This is a crazy crossover I'm so excited to watch

[@borabangtan]

The chicken job interview bit legitimately made me crying laughing omfg im in pain

[@Rammy_Latin]

I'm so happy that Kurtis mentioned Nathan Zed! He's a pioneer of commentary KZbin and I feel like he doesn't get the credit he deserves. Super underrated, every video he posts is a CLASSIC!

[@lomp0007]

this is the perfect podcast to contact juggle to

[@emmlua]

i actually have been praying and hoping that these two would do a podcast episode together, they’re two of my favorite youtube channels!!

[@cutencreeepy]

This is the best podcast to watch while waiting for the new podcast episode to be released

[@OppDoc]

I'm glad Kurtis Coney could be on the chuckle sandwich pod

[@edgar_ramirez_05]

This is great I feel like Kurtis is just as insane as Schlatt and Ted, I just hope he gets out of jail for burning that bus down soon.

[@crimjim2912]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while running laps in the cold at 5 AM

[@alondor]

I can’t wait to chuckle to my favorite group of people

[@meta-less]

Great podcast to listen to whilst trying to figure out where Chucklemail went

[@nextgenfail1794]

I hope they get chad chad on the podcast next, they need more female guests.

[@specil-k]

They should get Greta Thunberg and have a three minute long episode of Schlatt spouting the least environmentally friendly things you've ever heard

[@haley9442]

shes so funny!!!!

[@stick6669]

Drink every time Kurtis said "like" while explaining vine

[@MegL269]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while watching Kurtis’s bus burn down

[@itzphizz]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while "accidentally" burning down your tour bus.

[@atlas8286]

this is the perfect podcast to watch on new years eve

[@BarginsGalore]

The “fushigi” thing converted me to a tucker lover. I’ve never heard anyone call it anything besides contact juggling I had no clue what they were talking about.

[@The3gg]

Ya'll should interview Eric from Pretty Much It. I feel like Ted and him would get on super well in terms of film, and Eric has enough chaos in him that I'm sure Schlatt would have fun too

[@brin6527]

they’re also both film guys!

[@Iris-qf7yu]

Definitely!

[@despressso]

that would be odd because eric hates kurtis’ podcast producer

[@Iris-qf7yu]

@@despressso This isn't true at all. They went through "drama" a few years ago, but Eric has mentioned Shun multiple times on his Patreon and has only had nice things to say and well wishes

[@despressso]

@@Iris-qf7yu oh i just saw the things eric said about xun publicly lol

[@LobterGaming]

This is the best podcast to listen to while solving the recession

[@benbperch]

I'm goosin for a Chuckle Sandwich tour 🤓🫴

[@kieranwinters1263]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing it for the vine

[@melaniegonzalez8316]

whenever there’s a third person on the podcast schlatt acts as a third wheel and simply laughs at jokes

[@thejnr.7643]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while jubbing your goose

[@demonicrgc]

This is the best podcast to listen to while trying to sleep on new years eve.

[@addyraven1747]

BRO TWINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@tess7164]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while jubbing on poutine