The Danny Gonzalez Exclusive - Chuckle Sandwich EP 66

[@psycodelik6585]

Danny saying 'Schlatt' feels like a forbidden crossover

[@brodysteele3926]

It really does

[@thefilmschlock]

Truly

[@timfactorial]

i was just thinking that it sounds so weird

[@pooptroop69]

thats exactly what I was thinking it feels so surreal

[@Em_already_exists]

IT DOES IT FEELS ILLEGAL

[@just-some-guy-]

I think Danny's basic critical thinking skills are the best addition to the podcast that we've somehow never seen before

[@yamomzaho]

tactical even

[@prawnstar470]

he really feels like he would be a great staple edition to their dynamic

[@JackRumer]

BASIC???!!!

[@sampleconsumer]

@@JackRumer danny is a very creative person tho

[@steelydan3780]

I'm really impressed with how deep charley went into this Danny Gonzalez bit. His makeup must have taken hours and he even nailed the voice

[@tia.was.missing_]

I agree, but like, I am also kind of concerned for charley.. Like is he okay? He seems to be.. how should i say.. losing his mind.

[@bigcheese1061]

It’s more impressive because Charlie is… you know…

[@renaejay6888]

charlie is currently traveling in parallel universes that’s why the guests keep changing 😶

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

@@renaejay6888 as some may be aware, our current charlie has left this mortal plane and has began his ascent into similar levels as the being sometimes known as slmccl. The "slmccl" channel is run by a multiversal being, who has already finished his ascent, unlike our charlie.

[@havip33]

Who's charlie? Never even heard of Charlie ever on this podcast

[@higoodbye7545]

The fucking silence after Danny asked "Did you mean to say unlimited games but no bacon?" Ted and schlatt didn't even know how to respond to such a question

[@dqw4w9wgxcq32]

Such an absurd, inane question, might I add.

[@gloomy_glamour]

​@@dqw4w9wgxcq32right obviously not. Is he an idiot?

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

@@dqw4w9wgxcq32I mean I thought it was pretty cut and dry

[@bignosh]

hes the only one in this podcasts history whos tried to be so actually helpful to fix the question

[@elijahroche77]

@@Actually_nobody_ever yeah i mean, it was crystal

[@vigilantescomic]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while denying the cover up of my friend’s death.

[@vigilantescomic]

@Dilf Lover 💪 great minds think alike, dilf lover

[@lospereye]

And discussing the viability of ramps

[@strayiggytv]

Wtf is this new bot shit

[@whomply5408]

Reminds me of an indie game

[@maxgeorge1060]

Was he on the titanic

[@JelloDekai]

This is probably my favorite episode. Usually Schlatt and Ted make the guest feel uncomfortable by their unhinged antics and bits, but this time Danny is the one with the control, he is able to diffuse the shenanigans and leave them flabbergasted. Dude is so good at being the straight-man. Great episode!

[@forbiddenbox]

A man with a scythe 😂

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@forbiddenbox he woke up at sunrise to get it done 🙏

[@nathanpalmiter3260]

The synergy between them is actually shocking.

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Dan is clearly the alpha male here.

[@bettrfastrstrongr1708]

@@bungiecrimes7247 gregma male*

[@quinndys]

I can’t believe I never made the connection that both Danny and Jschlatt are BOTH KZbinrs it’s just weird putting those 2 worlds together

[@camillequeen111]

Fr the first time danny said schlatt it caught me off gaurd they are just two compleatly diffrent genres of people to me

[@duck-ew5zs]

Yeah it's like that Jimmy Neutron episode with Timmy Turner in it. It kinda made sense, but it's still weird.

[@davistesch]

@@duck-ew5zs schlatt is jimmy and danny is timmy

[@rapids___4409]

his name is drew guys

[@schmonkey783]

@@camillequeen111 no me too i got whiplash

[@i_garfed_on_the_carpet]

I love that Dans immediate answer to “what sandwich ingredient are you?” is “a man chopping grass with a scythe at sunrise”

[@toxic_195]

I still can’t quite tell if Ted is joking about not knowing the Titanic was a real ship

[@iguessgrass]

Me either

[@prodbyhydrax]

Same here, it seems like a bit and sounds like a bit BUT there is this little inkling of doubt that I have that it isn’t a bit.

[@YNEA.]

who do you think sank it?

[@jacobwest6884]

@@YNEA. Hitler himself did, during unrestricted submarine warfare in WWII he boarded the ship like a pirate and poked holes, this brought the US into the war.

[@YNEA.]

@@jacobwest6884 you think Hitler did it, meanwhile ted was manipulating Hitler like a puppet

[@petroleumjelly4585]

Danny being a therapist for 1:29:09. Also, why does it seem like Danny and Schlatt don't exist in the same dimension/universe? I'm pretty sure Danny had to cross over multiple dimensions to get to this podcast.

[@forbiddenbox]

Exactly! Schlatt?? Danny??

[@nathanaelashnonmusic2615]

The great battle has begun

[@fart63]

Mixing schlatt and Danny together is like putting chocolate in your spaghetti

[@tub_so]

​@@fart63it doesn't sound like a good mix but it's great

[@ItsYaBoi444]

yeah Danny saying 'Schlatt' is oddly cursed

[@mifosmovievault8335]

seeing danny gonzalez on chuckle sandwhich feels like one of those weird crossovers that only sorta makes sense, like when batman helpped scooby doo.

[@treykorva8395]

Why does this make absolutely no sense but perfect sense at the same time

[@Fake_Name3283]

Just to clarify , who is batman in this situation

[@treykorva8395]

@@Fake_Name3283 Batman is Danny because he was the feature

[@mifosmovievault8335]

@@treykorva8395 if memory serves me right, robin got involved in the crossover, so im gonna have to say danny is robin for sure.

[@annaofminecraft]

What is this, a crossover episode?!

[@maeluv1113]

Ted completely forgot that he originally brought up ramps because he wanted to hurl barrels at zombies like in donkey kong.

[@nepawu5063]

Danny’s scythe answer was immediate payback for the bacon question

[@moremare8941]

Fr he wasnt gonna leave the podcast taking the bacon question alone. He's dragging them down with him

[@tipped722]

I love how Danny's answer to THE QUESTION is so baffling that schlatt doesn't even try to act dumb, he just breaks down and asks why he would chose the second option, doesn't even try to go with the whole "but you get unlimited games!" thing. Just full on tells him that there is no reason to choose the second option. It's like confusing a genie so much that he drops the riddles and tells you how it is.

[@danieljjoven]

Danny's answer to what part of the sandwich he is is the most outlandish and yet somehow most Danny thing I've ever seen

[@revilno]

Danny is the best guest so far because of that. No one has done anything so outlandish besides him.

[@thecoolestmanever9068]

i thought that the man with the scythe was going to eat the sandwich after, but i guess he could also be under the mayo.

[@darlingnuclear]

this is genuinely the best chuckle sandwich episode ever. danny has such a different energy and comedic style but it meshes so well with schlatt and ted. he is such a good straight man while also being so bizarre at the same time

[@Idk_Fish_Idk]

Dude I remember the first time watching this he HAS to come back

[@therealpearl5826]

This is the greatest collab ever but man i can just imagine the chemistry charlie and danny would’ve had

[@tia.was.missing_]

^^^^

[@funnysillyman5548]

Unfortunately they never got the chance to meet before the incident

[@educationperfecthater]

fr, they have to get danny and charlie on at the same time i think i'd lose my marble

[@rayleebarber9471]

Who? There has always only been 2 people. Unless You're talking about before the incident in '99...

[@billylili]

WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS

[@bluuezythree]

"You should go and see if the titanic is real" 5 billionaires later: 💀

[@nabd341]

He’d probably be like “see we still don’t know about the titanic”

[@ddmaycare]

@@nabd341its so baffling to me bc we have all the proof he needs 😭 there are photos, people have shit from the ship, there are witnesses, people have GONE THERE. i was watching a documentary on the titanic recently (where they made sort of a digital model of the titanic because its degrading. it was called draining the ocean or something? not sure. not the point) and there was this like french guy who said he himself had literally gone there physically himself 30 times

[@AShortDork]

HELP 😭😭😭

[@isabelelizas]

danny’s part of the sandwich being the concept of a guy cutting grass with a scythe just makes so much sense

[@goldennebula5013]

I have not laughed so hard to a KZbin video in so long

[@nabd341]

*at sunrise before clocks

[@kirinnarukami4016]

im convinced ive stumbled into a youtube video from a completely alternate reality. ted looks even more like a dad or uncle than ever, schlatt is in a normal room, and for some reason danny is with schlatt and ted of all people and he has a buzzcut. where am i

[@flamemorningstar]

danny's straight face "that's not the jugular" made me chuckle all over my sandwich

[@prettyspooky]

Why did you leave like 6 comments

[@flamemorningstar]

@@prettyspooky because i like this podcast

[@actuallynotryanstopasking]

@@flamemorningstar chad response

[@prest01]

@@flamemorningstar that is the mindset we need more of in this world

[@skoovee]

*Drew

[@Double.D.Tootss]

It's crazy that Danny looks the youngest but he's older than both of them 😂

[@RealHampter]

It's the goddamn facial hair

[@earthwurm]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while you’re eating dinner alone in your college dorm room

[@Karizmatyc]

yo same

[@lilmissemi]

Been there ❤️ you are loved

[@BrewStar101]

Literally me

[@TurboThunda]

me every day

[@el-ue5mq]

are we the same person rn

[@audreysofia]

danny’s critical thinking skills brings a brand new element to this podcast

[@Kaeteef]

Hearing danny say schlatt is an ethereal feeling

[@owenmeier]

@Eye OMG HE SAID SCHLATT

[@user-pipis]

it feels surreal

[@rapids___4409]

drew*

[@emily-tg8wk]

fr

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

Yeah it's so weird, these are completely different worlds in my mind, with no connection to each other, but here it is.

[@jordyn7094]

my favourite part of this is the fact that they all go so far with the bits but danny just doesn't hesitate in shutting them down stone cold

[@Bloo2406]

I'm so happy that you guys got Drew Gooden on the podcast!

[@justalittlebitepic035]

Yeah, I never would've expected him to be a guest!

[@MrAsianPie]

Dammit, beat me too it

[@Drooook]

Overused like your mother and like the joke I just made

[@WykeRowerMedia]

They literally put "Danny Gonzalez" in the title So unprofessional How do they even mess that up??

[@teeth_denier]

@@WykeRowerMedia fr, it's not that complicated

[@highc7409]

40:20 i can feel danny on this, it reminds me of taking notes in class after washing my hands and they were exceptionally dry from the soap, especially in the winter. that sensation when your hands touch the paper is like scraping glass with a metal fork or something along those lines it's kind of hard to describe and maybe not everyone notices it. maybe we just have dry skin lol

[@ben-zu4iq]

it's actually a symptom of dehyrdation. good chance you just need to drink more water :)

[@boopinoop4545]

@@ben-zu4iqno but I get this too and I drink so much water, it just feels so abnormal that it makes me cringe

[@Satanhadapoint]

Yeah I hate this feeling too that’s why I carry lotion with me everywhere.

[@S0UL888]

CHUCKLE SANDWICH WITH DANNY?!? WHAT A TREAT

[@vegeta6169]

*Drew

[@conorpillay4315]

IKR

[@FrostyChipmunk13]

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS

[@turxe3110]

Who the fuck is Danny that’s drew

[@archivalsociety]

RIGHT?

[@mere38]

Didn’t realize danny was also a part time marriage counselor, good for him!

[@peterron924]

danny is literally a therapist for schlatt and ted LOL

[@sunnybowos266]

the rapist

[@nynvib276]

You mean Drew?

[@officialwalterwhitetwitter4651]

@@nynvib276 you mean kurtis?

[@jjju3]

"im starting to doubt the legitimacy of both of your critical thinking skills"

[@higoodbye7545]

His room looks like a cozy therapist office too lmao

[@l.36125]

danny's answer to the sandwich ingredient question genuinely put tears in my eyes

[@flamemorningstar]

i didnt even realize tucker was in this episode until his disembodied voice blasted thru my speakers, i''m pleasantly surprised, i love tucker

[@rat...]

I always forget he's there

[@saskie1339]

I was terrified for a moment

[@DMFSquiggle]

I've never felt more second hand embarrassment than watching Ted deny the tinanic's existence

[@sammygecko_]

I just assumed that he mixed a variety boat legends together, and one of them happened to not be a legend. Also, I thought he was doing a bit for the first few minutes, and I guess that shifted things enough to thankfully get rid of any potential second hand embarrassment for me

[@5creepycreeper7]

The best part was when they said “it’s chuckle time” and sandwiched all over the court! Truly a podcast of all time!

[@andrive]

🥴

[@RagefulManOnRollerSkates]

@Emotional Damage I have been potato wedge’d

[@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465]

😐

[@ardentulent]

i’ve rewatched this episode more than any other omg just banger after banger of topics and jokes. the “notion of a scythe cutting grass at sunrise” KILLS ME EVERY TIME

[@jonasn7739]

Ted not knowing the Titanic was a real ship is actually impressive.

[@sluggmom]

It's so weird seing Danny here but his humor really shines with Ted and Schlatt! I hope they collab in the future

[@Niggychan]

Rest in peace "schlatt" 😥🙏 I cant believe its been a week now since his Russian roulette session with Ted. Though the cgi replacement is a bit poor quality it gives me some comfort seeing him.

[@pastriedelbows3594]

Real.

[@UmmNovumn]

The chuckle sandwich community is evolving into a photo copy of the supermega community, the comment section is flooded with people saying REAL* shit like this that seems to come so out of left field

[@pastriedelbows3594]

@@UmmNovumn i have a question for you

[@pastriedelbows3594]

@@UmmNovumn would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games

[@spoog2651]

@@pastriedelbows3594 i have a question for you

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Danny is so innocent in between these two American Psychos.

[@foxwithguns]

he really is the chuckle of the sandwich

[@pickle6583]

I love the venom that Tucker had when he said "Shut up Ted."

[@jejsjsjxnfkekwo6456]

what’s the time stamp? i had this on in the background and want to hear this so bad

[@pickle6583]

1:16:00

[@la-enc]

@@jejsjsjxnfkekwo6456 1:16:40

[@mimijiji0423]

@@jejsjsjxnfkekwo6456 1:16:38 is a better time stamp

[@Machinehead8]

Ted’s face went to default immediately.

[@MRCSANY]

I like to imagine that, rather than being part of the sandwich, his answer to “what part of the sandwich are you” is the scene that you will watch when you eat the sandwich. Like it’s not just a sandwich you can make willy-nilly in your kitchen anymore. It’s a prime experience.

[@natrat5687]

I don't know what's weirder, Danny having a buzz cut or Ted rocking a mustache

[@liammagalhaes6579]

“Rocking”

[@Awesoemfella]

He’s rocking the “I’m not allowed within a 10 mile radius of a school” look 😍

[@pleasegoawaydude]

He needs to figure out that his face fits a full beard more than a mustache. Get that "German Scholar" look going.

[@Bigfoott]

Ted and Schlatt not knowing what dry hands are is so fucking insane to me LMAO

[@pazuzu643]

The way Danny talks about his videos really shows how much integrity he has and how he’s determined to make entertaining content rather than making money or getting clout. Right on man

[@mantasvelyvis7248]

Ted should go on a Oceangate titan to go witness the Titanic himself.

[@enderwolf_15]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while swinging a scythe through grass at dawn in a time before clocks and lawnmowers

[@EF-kk3vh]

sandwich

[@frostyyscales3157]

i’ve always had schlatt’s idea of how id deal with an apocalypse (just take myself out straight away) and everyone else always makes me feel crazy and this is legit the first time someone has the same idea as me man

[@Grampus-kw1zy]

I’m so late but same bro 😅

[@woodmm2]

danny was lowk one of the best guests hes so good at bits its hilarious

[@mistraltonbraviary]

Ted is slowly going insane, first the ramps and now he believes the titanic wasn't real

[@flamemorningstar]

in all honesty, these three are some of my favorite people, and all of their jokes combined make me keel over in laughter. i love their dynamic so much

[@Sylveon27]

Y'know? Kurtis Conner's such a funny guy, it was only inevitable he'd show up on the podcast. I'm so glad you guys got him on the podcast.

[@milqyberri8658]

Loving the couple counseling episode! You should do this more often, I think it would really benefit the community as a whole.

[@kaifisshhh]

Danny admitting his personal hell is just sensory overload

[@flamemorningstar]

love that you brought drew gooden on the podcast! his shaved head looks amazing, too! thank you chuckle sandwich for this much needed serotonin boost

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

Shame he didn't recolour it blue though.

[@kyaaliyah]

i saw him live in glenside, pennsylvania in 2019. we made the trek from philadelphia. incredible show - my friend wasn't even familiar with danny, yet afterward she became a devoted greg. this marked the beginning of a new season in my life. years later i find myself at the glenside amtrak station where my lover at the time worked at a coffee shop. in that moment i felt full of love and contentment.. like i was exactly where i was supposed to be.. :)

[@burtonboard44]

Had a fucked up tuesday kinda situation, this pod is what I needed.

[@prodbykaji]

bro fr same

[@mc39S686]

Not me rewatching this and hearing Ted say "you should make a video where you go and find the Titanic" Not anymore

[@natslasso]

OMG the crossover we didn't know we need

[@Memu_]

Speak for yourself. I've been wishing for this for a while.

[@tia.was.missing_]

^ Yeah, I knew we needed this. I've been waiting!

[@ylimakko9917]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while sinking down into the depths of the atlantic ocean with the titanic, knowing that my loved ones won't forget about me

[@foofie9578]

I think Danny gave you the idea for the commercial for the 'Chuckle Sandwich'. The commercial begins with Ted doing a succulent voiceover in a smooth, gravy like voice. It shows the field with a man standing within it. The camera goes from that man threshing wheat/grass with his scythe to the baking of the bread, to the breads ends being cut off. From that it is a small montage of the different people's ingredients being added to the chuckle sandwich. Then it finishes off with the completed sandwich, in all it's disastrously beautiful glory.

[@archer4424]

I was just about to comment something like this lmao- I would LOVE to see this made into a commercial

[@StephMichelleXx]

OOooh they opened a door to a new realm of guests. Now we need Drew Gooden, Jarvis Johnson, Kurtis Connor etc.

[@mifosmovievault8335]

danny gonzalez might be the funniest person chuckle sandwich could replace charlie with

[@shwushi4768]

no one can replace Charlie

[@mifosmovievault8335]

@@shwushi4768 agreed, I just think its funny that danny feels like some other dimensional version of charlie

[@Many_Trav3ls]

33:38 “what about it seems unlikely to you?” 1:06:52 “don’t they live in nests?” 1:09:07 “they call it that?” 1:18:35 Schlatts big question 1:21:40 He makes a decision 1:25:13 1:25:36 “im that whole scene 1:26:25 Danny reenacting the scene to find out what time of day it is

[@hilsdd8194]

I'm so happy to see Ellen on chuckle sandwich. I'm do glad she regained herself after her career downfall

[@unqualifiedprofessortanuki1757]

This feels like 3 of the most insane people who are each living an entirely different timeline of earth trying to communicate.

[@ivyum6976]

I've never related to Danny more then the thing with the dry hands. During winter (and sometimes other times of the year) my hands get INSANELY dry. I have a few scars on my knuckles from where my skin cracked whenever I didn't put lotion on

[@peterevans6480]

yeah thats eczema. I had the same but I dont get any cracks/scars on my hands anymore because I moisturise every day and every time I wash my hands and just generally. I use mildison and Mini derm

[@kaemincha]

As someone who has always been pretty oily, I used to be a lotion denier, but then I went on Accutane and that shit fucked my hands up so bad... I got a lot of skin cracking when I was on it and had to lather up on the Nivea. Dry skin is no joke fr

[@queen_of_the_moths]

I've never related to him more either! Only I do think there's a distinction there between having dry hands in general due to soap sensitivity and having cracked and dry hands due to eczema or something. But seriously, my hands always feel dry, and I hate touching certain things because of it. That'd be my hell too. Same with the sounds. So hey, maybe I'll meet Danny in hell, since we'll be on the same floor!

[@vivianam]

Danny saying his ingredient is the scene of a man raking with a scythe is the funniest thing to come out of this podcast

[@ricky_robas]

drew golden has been one of the best guest on the chuckle sandwich podcast

[@pooks_]

i demand another danny episode, i did not expect the chemistry to be so good

[@red_seamus8119]

Ted transitioning from denying the Titanic to explaining his intrusive driving thoughts is deranged but on brand

[@andallthatyazz]

I’m watching this for the second time and this Titanic conversation is probably the best thing I’ve heard. I genuinely can’t tell if he is serious or not.

[@anaccount4354]

Legendary football coach Danny Gonzales! This is the best episode yet!

[@nolnsypie]

It feels like Danny is interviewing Ted and Schlatt I love it

[@AzureVoltic]

This is a great podcast to listen to while yoinking sploinky.

[@crumbcricket]

It’s nice to see Ted “Baseball Bat” Nivison, “Schlatt”, Drew Gooden, and Encyclopedia all in one podcast.

[@Shaabun]

I wish Charlie could’ve been here for this collab, that would have been so amazing for this specific guest

[@ironicallyenough2252]

Wow so nice to see Drew Gooden on chuckle sandwich

[@Kate-br6kg]

Schlatt is really giving Ron Swanson with a hernia this episode

[@wowzabowza8844]

Getting an ad the moment “Schlatt” said “i have never once felt like I should leave an ad space unfilled” at 20:33 made my day

[@oofbruh2607]

how does this guy always sound sarcastic and sincere at the same time

[@gavihn1894]

i havent watched danny in over 2 years and now he is the funniest person ive seen on the internet

[@dr.blauerkraut]

I didn't even know i wanted Danny on the podcast until i saw this in my feed, but i know imma love this

[@walter_therealone]

I don't think sending Ted in a submarine to the titanic would be the best idea anymore

[@keiradimarcello]

the tacoma joke has to be the best long running joke on this podcast

[@d_1044]

I love how Charlie saying he worried about falling through the hole in the floor of Teds truck became a thing ‘schlatt’ just says

[@loganbeaumont2490]

this crossover is not the one we needed, but the one we deserved

[@sootcrow]

i love how danny can handle ted and schlatt's chaos so well simply because he can match their energy and clap back with a matching level of chaos so easily

[@jupitercoyote348]

This is the best podcast to listen to while pushing the elderly up skate ramps!

[@Subwaysandwhichonnabalcony]

Love that you got drew on the podcast

[@tiggy2183]

welcome back to the podcast where every episode ted rambles on about ramps for an hour and schlatt comes back in just slightly more pain for some reason.

[@Skapologist]

Absolutely incredible, love Danny. I’m increasingly feeling like no one with a platform is outside the realm of possibility for being a guest… I humbly recommend that you invite Schlatt’s fellow Texan, Uncle Ben from the Urban Rescue Ranch. I would LOVE to see that conversation play out.

[@Kaiju_67]

The crossover episode we never asked for but all wanted

[@gastapasta1061]

I almost burst an eyeball trying not to laugh out loud at a library when they got to Danny's ingredient in the chuckle sandwich

[@LaurenTheorist]

Yay, Drew is here! You should get Danny on sometime.

[@thepsychedelicgiant]

ANOTHER DANNY EPISODE PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[@tychoweijsters9673]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while hoping for the posthumous return of the entity known as Charlie, Charlie Slimecicle, Slimcicle and less commonly Slmccl

[@leaves_reality]

1:07:00 I have a college friend who grew up his entire life in New York and when he moved to go to college in Michigan, he legitimately thought that the like finches and sparrows that live around here were baby pigeons. Like he knew other birds existed, he just didn't draw the line to figure out it was a different bird

[@murpheyholloran1067]

The moment I heard of Schlatt's injury, my months long shoulder pain went away!

[@lieeeleeee]

Schlatts so quiet, fighting for his life against unimaginable pain