Relationship advice TicToks from men who have never been in one is honestly one of the dumbest forms of content.
@kay-collins Жыл бұрын
Literally NONE of them are ever & seem to have never been in one 😂
@WookieWoman Жыл бұрын
It's like marital advice from JustPearlyThings 😂
@IdkFoxii Жыл бұрын
And the ones that be married telling u about about if a man wants u or not you’ll know but cheating on their wives and not disclosing they even have a partner
@iamhereblossom1588 Жыл бұрын
Relationship advice TikToks made by anyone who has never been in a relationship are stupid.
@Yona550 Жыл бұрын
@@WookieWomanomg she’s just desperate😂
@chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327 Жыл бұрын
Women are my favorite guy
@greathitoto308 Жыл бұрын
life, it never die
@sybill123ful Жыл бұрын
sex, im wanting more
@weakw1ll Жыл бұрын
Anyone here from the new nick is not green video?
@bones_man327 Жыл бұрын
sex 😏 I'm wanting more tell the world stop the war💪
@danny98432 Жыл бұрын
@@weakw1ll🙋♂️
@chickennoodsoup9792 Жыл бұрын
if she “gives it up” on the first date, is he not also “giving it up” on the first date??? it’s a two way street babes
@ghumashenaa4414 Жыл бұрын
boy math
@greathitoto308 Жыл бұрын
plot twist: the name that ends in an 'a' that sounds like he said it should, is actually 'Mybrotha'
@bammythegreat Жыл бұрын
wife her up, right now
@ArashiKageTaro Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo 😂
@kate7152 Жыл бұрын
ur onto something here
@xxxxx-iu4fw Жыл бұрын
Wife up mybrotha
@chudiarys Жыл бұрын
no literally 😭😭
@kikiboniki Жыл бұрын
Not the law firm sponsorship 💀 The fact that I’ve never seen any other channel with a law firm sponsor LMAO
@tylerdrakenfang4796 Жыл бұрын
hasnt ethanisonline been sponsored by the same firm too?
@monkeybot6878 Жыл бұрын
their billboards in my town are all vandalized lol
@wrathandpoyson Жыл бұрын
Noah Samsen's most recent was the same, it feels very off to me
@lilypaigeham Жыл бұрын
Ive seen fnaf youtubers be sponsored by them
@Purplesquigglystripe Жыл бұрын
In this car dependent hell scape we live in, it’s good to know where you can get a personal injury lawyer
@lilo-y-stitch3460 Жыл бұрын
Dude. The "my brotha" coming from that guy's ticktoks feels icky, makes me cringe and feel nauseous from disgust. 🤢☹️
@user-su4ko7qv4r Жыл бұрын
His voice too
@rofecoxib Жыл бұрын
it's actually grotesque, I don't know why they think its necessary, just say "bro", "my friend" or something???
@PlasticDoll. Жыл бұрын
its like he's trying to be as icky as possible. I don't know what's with saying "ma brotha" with his heavy voice disgusts me lol
@thebabythesavage Жыл бұрын
When he did it the first time it was bad enough but the second my face involuntarily ☹️ yuuuckkkk this is not a brAND EW
@daniaza3625 Жыл бұрын
he def is trying to replace the n word w my brotha…imo
@j2k478 Жыл бұрын
People finding any alternative because they can’t say nigga is hilarious to me but saying “my brotha” in that freak ass accent is crazy💀💀💀💀
@mikuenjoyerXD Жыл бұрын
✨homie✨
@suxzne Жыл бұрын
i remember the whole jordan thing too
@junetheraccoon2188 Жыл бұрын
i didn’t even think about that but you’re so right
@h34rt5k Жыл бұрын
“my guy” stems from the same thing lol
@djl12100 Жыл бұрын
why don't lean into the white american vernacular?! gotta go "oh buddy/pal/guy" it hits the same. no one can tell me "hey pal, watch what you're saying" is fundamentally different than "wtf you say nigga?" same shit different words
@nicolerose5542 Жыл бұрын
I respect the dedication of giving us videos from the van
@leederootv Жыл бұрын
and the bathroom lol
@gracesblythe Жыл бұрын
Nick doing the Lord’s work - for US
@misssummersalt Жыл бұрын
So this is what vanlife is huh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@bitchtoastx1793 Жыл бұрын
Literally 👏🏻😂 A+ youtuber dedicated to bringing us the news
@spikeyee972 Жыл бұрын
"If she gives it up on the first date, major red flag" but asking for it isn't? Mf you the problem. 4:49
@bugforest2636 Жыл бұрын
exactly what i was thinking
@mayagarcia-hector2732 Жыл бұрын
This logic makes me violent
@h34rt5k Жыл бұрын
also they (the men) also slept with a. random person on the 1st date as well? they’re just as “bad” 🥴
@dissipatedcloud Жыл бұрын
"If she puts out, run! I mean f*ck her first, obviously, but then run!" 🙄
@LammasDeluge Жыл бұрын
I suppose there could be instances where women are the ones asking the iniating question (i.e. "You want to take this to my place") and he's rejecting her and ending the date, but I seriously doubt it. Because I've overheard men saying they slept with a woman on the first date and then complaining that she "gave it up easily."
@thelittlestpika Жыл бұрын
I can smell George through the screen. He smells like Axe body spray, hair gel, and clout chasing.
@cloroxwipes9879 Жыл бұрын
Dont forget corn chips😟
@SmallTunechi Жыл бұрын
He is not a "brotha" he is a "brothER" ...there's a difference, I promise we established this a long time ago lol
@maybemablemaples2144 Жыл бұрын
They trying to get as close to the n-word as possible.
@uniquenewyork3325 Жыл бұрын
It's literally so aggravating because he changes his tone on top of that to that weird accent he tries to pull off
@Youtube-swimmer Жыл бұрын
So whats wrong with him saying brotha?
@ThickRedPaste Жыл бұрын
@@KZbin-swimmerblaccent on a white guy isn’t a good look g
@jesterspit Жыл бұрын
the way his voice entirely changes when its time to say "my brotha" like sir you do not talk like that....
@bunnipop1867 Жыл бұрын
At this point this feels like a social experiment that they're all in on. Theres no other answer...other than we're in purgatory.
@layabalagopalan6392 Жыл бұрын
why is montaine multiplying 😭😭
@rokhayas Жыл бұрын
codeybhode
@Dr_Sunshine222 Жыл бұрын
He's like a hammerhead worm
@spikeyee972 Жыл бұрын
Haven't watched yet but this man is working overtime. Make sure to get some rest.
@greenisnotnick Жыл бұрын
@noddles47 Жыл бұрын
@@greenisnotnickcaca. work overtime cause i've been extra bored!! 😡
@bradentripp5272 Жыл бұрын
@@noddles47you really just said caca
@noddles47 Жыл бұрын
@@bradentripp5272 ya
@whatswithanna Жыл бұрын
@@noddles47cuh dey board??????? 🤨
@mayagarcia-hector2732 Жыл бұрын
I hate when they “give it up” on the first date YOU LITERALLY ALSO DID?
@avemaybe Жыл бұрын
FR!! The men are the thirstiest and easiest…like they actively manipulate to get 🐱 because they’re so desperate for it and then turn around and call the woman a slut or for the streets as if they didn’t beg and gaslight and have ulterior motives the whole time😭😭 like it’s soooo fucking backwards. Even if it was consensual in all aspects it’s still odd to see that as a red flag…Men you also consented to “give it up”😭😭😭
@Maialeen Жыл бұрын
The more I watch the more I think he has never had sex.
@ominousboop2486 Жыл бұрын
he’s like if bentellect and montaine had a child
@lilylilyliltlulylullt Жыл бұрын
NICK YOURE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Made_on_marzzz Жыл бұрын
It’s too late
@sillybilly224 Жыл бұрын
Getting sponsored by a injury lawyer is actually crazy
@lethaldream50 Жыл бұрын
car of fate just tboned nick's drama van and now everythings spinning and all he can see is...,money? (this is a bad joke and i just made it up. nick we love your content.)
@rVnsunshine Жыл бұрын
“It’s silent reading time” might be the best comeback I’ve ever heard. Putting this in my aresenal expeditiously
@nifman2121 Жыл бұрын
If your dates favorite commentary youtuber doesn't have green in their name... ma brotha...... run
@chocolateleftisttanuki3690 Жыл бұрын
Also being intamite on the first date is never a bad thing ive never understood the mentality of "If they sleep with tou on the first date youre a whore" its like whatever thats just how some people are.
@elitejustin7122 Жыл бұрын
Yes that's just how people are and we call those people hoes lol
@ashegrey3042 Жыл бұрын
both my serious long term relationships started with us having sex first & then developing a relationship as time went on 💀💀😂
@ashegrey3042 Жыл бұрын
@@elitejustin7122lmaoooo just say you don’t get any
@dissipatedcloud Жыл бұрын
And how come it's only a red flag if SHE "gives it up" on the first date, not if HE does it?
@toast6375 Жыл бұрын
@@dissipatedcloudif he does it it’s a sign of commitment, and is noble
@regginagillespie7784 Жыл бұрын
As a Greek I apologise for this one. We don't claime him.
@Olivina330 Жыл бұрын
Dude yes I was about to write this exact comment. What a loser 😞
@breakfastclosed Жыл бұрын
these ppl having millions of followers both confuses and disturbs me but also inspires me that anything is possible 😍
@robber5310 Жыл бұрын
Crashed my car while watching this video. Morgan & Morgan sponsorship coming in clutch 🙏🙏
@inexena Жыл бұрын
Nick discussing Tiktok drama on the tour van is my new favorite genre of KZbin videos.
@carles2623 Жыл бұрын
how dare you nick, i’m not a gd american i’m a gd canadian morgan & morgan can’t do shit for me 😔
@lrizzard Жыл бұрын
just wait for them to sponsor kurtis ez
@mushroomatethat Жыл бұрын
4:58 he doesn’t deserve to read James and The Giant Peach that book has too many complicated words for that boy
@bedazzledmisery6969 Жыл бұрын
Stay hydrated and please be mindful of the extreme heat there in Austin, Nick. It's 95 but it's easily 105° in hot cars. And the humidity. If it's cloudless, please keep your head and neck shaded and don't stand out under direct sunlight too long. We've had folks pass away from heat and sun stroke, heat exhaustion and illness... But hope you have a good time in the ATX! You'll have a blast! Check out the good times on 6th Street or anywhere from Rainey through 8th Street for all kinds of super fun clubs and venues and some banging street food trucks! Just stay hydrated!
@rofecoxib Жыл бұрын
you're so considerate! but the heat is NOT a joke, so I appreciate you for letting him know about how to combat the heat! :) I can say from experience that you definitely need to be careful, I've passed out before from the heat. :(
@inkedoutsans Жыл бұрын
Hey! I’m from Arizona but soon I’m moving to Texas so is there anything with the humitity I should be worried for?
@phoebethesapphic7289 Жыл бұрын
@AlexUTTP876I don’t see nick up in everybody’s replies trying to make everybody think he’s good 🤣
@suxzne Жыл бұрын
@@phoebethesapphic7289LMFAO RIGHT
@benjaminotalora363 Жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say this defo wasn't popularized by food guy, there was this other guy with really unsettling eyes that would do it "ironically" like a year or two back. My guess is they saw him and didn't pick up on it being a joke
@agustinacarrasco6440 Жыл бұрын
you mean the two pretty best friends guy?? 😭😭
@nova4308 Жыл бұрын
i ain't never seen two pretty best friends! one of them always gotta be ugly
@coltrv Жыл бұрын
@@agustinacarrasco6440 i miss him
@char2856 Жыл бұрын
don’t be insulting my pookie like this 😔
@maxwalsh3565 Жыл бұрын
i love how each tour set up gets more and more chaotic
@BigOwl51 Жыл бұрын
2 million tik tok followers is like the equivalent of 200,000 KZbin subscribers. Until you hit the 10 million mark you probably aren’t making good money on tik tok and even then it’s a gamble.
@alextasarov1341 Жыл бұрын
New red flag noted: if they say “my brotha”
@emily23122h Жыл бұрын
“it’s silent reading time” guys new insult just dropped
@dragontatoes Жыл бұрын
I don't think pissing on the assembly line would shut the Creepy Guy factory down, I'm pretty sure piss is part of the manufacturing process anyway
@carsoncomplains Жыл бұрын
“Maybe I don’t have any legitimate arguments against you, so I will proceed with clips of you getting beat up for charity (I won’t mention the charity aspect)” -Nick
@cookingwithsilence Жыл бұрын
I dated Morgan and Morgan bullied Morgan for Morgan dating me... They did it cu dey boid.....
@Amelia-er2sn Жыл бұрын
As an Amelia who's also an Aquarius I'm confused because he advised you to wife me up but then in the next video said run??? Mayeb this could explain a lot of my dating history
@sujashapaul Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe you’re still uploading! Good luck for the tour! ❤
@caitttastrophe Жыл бұрын
it's cause he boahd
@ash_at_his_core Жыл бұрын
@@caitttastrophe cuh they board
@exoZelia Жыл бұрын
I can't believe he's incapable of even making these original thoughts
@crambonestrum Жыл бұрын
"it is Montaine's fault that any of this exists....cuh they board"
@roryfrench1731 Жыл бұрын
fun fact here in FL people hate Morgan and morgan so much all of his billboards get vandalize they get changed often LOL
@matildab.7954 Жыл бұрын
Im not from the us. Why?
@samikay626 Жыл бұрын
If you are friends with this kind of guy, or watch him, then he’s 100% correct on the first one. I have teased my friends for dating boys like this and say thank god when they break up💀
@isa.belle930 Жыл бұрын
hell yeah best birthday present ever
@bra1n_r0tt Жыл бұрын
happy birthday!!
@sujashapaul Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday ❤
@LordOfElysium Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday comrade, I’m proud of you for making it this far. You’ve done great. I probably will never see you again.. so i wish you the best in the future! Go forth and thrive. ☭
@lavishgoblin Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!
@swampmach1ne Жыл бұрын
happy bday!!!
@dominiquelafond8409 Жыл бұрын
Ladies, if he gives unwanted and incorrect dating advice on tiktok and uses the word "brotha" when he shouldn't, RUN.
@aceistheplacewithunhelpfulaces Жыл бұрын
The biggest question I have is “what kind of car has three (probably four) rows of lights in it?”
@robsands6656 Жыл бұрын
A van? Like he said at the beginning..?
@aceistheplacewithunhelpfulaces Жыл бұрын
@@robsands6656 I’ve never seen a van that big tho..
@junnybear957 Жыл бұрын
these men literally just take things women have said/posted and take credit for them, it reminds me of the men who say women aren't funny but then copy all their jokes from women
@hris164 Жыл бұрын
The videos in the van are giving me TheReportOfTheWeek vibes and i love it.
@trianenopenottrian9108 Жыл бұрын
Neither of them came up with it. The original "my brother" is replacing My ninja from an old meme and it was a woman who made the joke.
@jdhdhdhdh467 Жыл бұрын
"If she gives it up on the first date...run" my guy, if she did then YOU also gave it up on the first date too
@lethaldream50 Жыл бұрын
>he makes the first move >she reciprocates >they have sex >"I was just testing you. And you failed. BEGONE THOT, I HAVE TOKS TO TIK headinhands
@unklekody Жыл бұрын
yo you killed the drums at the austin show last night. yall also handled that situation right after playing the very first song really well, much appreciated!
@coltrv Жыл бұрын
what situation, spill
@unklekody Жыл бұрын
@@coltrv someone blacked out and dev/nick handled it super well. had the stage lights cut on, dev started telling stories to keep the audience entertained/distracted but not too high energy to allow responders to handle the situation, it went on for about 10-15ish minutes and then they continued to play an incredible set after everything was resolved ❤️
@catcucumbers Жыл бұрын
If his name has the letters N-I-C-K in it my brotha 😏subscribe (I’m sorry😂)
@neveomalley8636 Жыл бұрын
The way he breathes when saying my brotha is sending me *wheeeze* my brotha *WHEEZE*
@GrinsAndNeedles Жыл бұрын
Ed showed up on my snap discover page recently and I sent my sister one of them and told her I was so cringed!! Thank goodness you’re covering this, too tough to watch
@YoungRebelRoyalty Жыл бұрын
I saw y'all at the Austin show and I NEED a time machine to take me back! The show was so much fun and everyone in the crowd was having a blast! Love that You are doing vids the the van still. Love the dedication!
@kyootkitteh Жыл бұрын
Ok but doesn’t like EVERY name that ends in “A” sound like “uh”??? Not to mention “A” is the fuckin most common letter that a feminine name can end with - like it’s so obviously baiting people it annoys me so much 😭
@buffywasright Жыл бұрын
“Ma brotha, it’s not my fault I look and sound like a r-wordist” 😅
@BigOversIzeT01L3T Жыл бұрын
Green is not nick astrology girl confirmed
@asteranderson3115 Жыл бұрын
This guy is like if montaine listened to one drake album
@ziggylegion1604 Жыл бұрын
3:45 i call my dude friends brother or brotha sometimes, but i say it like a normal person. i dont try to put some racially motivated stank on it tho lmaaooo 😂
@resintom852 Жыл бұрын
I literally just heard a Queer Kiwi video where some guy said the *exact* opposite thing about names that end in A. Its all so ridiculous that I can't believe anyone actually watches this shit????
@littlestburk Жыл бұрын
those vids are functionally the same as those algorithmically generated, extremely specific t-shirts you see on facebook that boomers go crazy for
@dani-kk3gq Жыл бұрын
WHY ARE CAR LIGHTS ON IN THE DAY
@ku8408 Жыл бұрын
A door must not be closed all the way
@hxhiscool8 Жыл бұрын
I love the Morgan & Morgan sponsors, grew up with their advertisements on TV in Florida and haven’t seen them since I moved from the east coast, something about them are nostalgic
@av5923 Жыл бұрын
The first tiktok right after the ad read makes it seem like you're in the van together and it's cute
@Tree-House69 Жыл бұрын
There's something regal about a law firm sponsorship tbh
@sunscreensmell Жыл бұрын
law firm sponsor is bonkers 😭😭
@elen5871 Жыл бұрын
why no sunglasses while sitting in van yelling nick, i know it's not hesaidus but the monoglasses would really have sealed the deal
@candied_co Жыл бұрын
Is it not a red flag for men to want to have sex on the first date? Or is that just universally accepted as fine and normal but the second a girl actually "gives it up" aka consents to having sex on the first date, THEN that's an issue because now she's a whore? Are you supposed to test every first date by asking to have sex and then any girl who says "yeah sure" you have to go "Aha! this was just a test! and you FAILED!" Or are they going to sleep with her anyway and then ghost her afterwards because sure that was fun but she's obviously not *relationship* material or anything look how quickly she wanted sex. (hint: it's the second one. they're gonna do the second option every time)
@lavishgoblin Жыл бұрын
im too early it's scary eta : im always so genuinely surprised you guys' lawyers have like... ads? such a foreign concept to my little French brain lol
@arbitarious Жыл бұрын
Same!
@Fleshdeficiency Жыл бұрын
We like to do bad stuff cuz it hurts. Like guns.
@avamagnanti5509 Жыл бұрын
"if she gives it up on the first date" as if he didn't also 'give it up' on the first date
@OathForged Жыл бұрын
Understand the AD, get your bag but I'm not too "intimidated" to get a lawyer, I can't afford one lol
@garbojean Жыл бұрын
13:28 is the most beautiful accidental play on words i have ever seen
@iwritejennsnottragedies8842 Жыл бұрын
Alright but tbf, I have been bullied by my friends numerous times for being with a certain man. It's VERY common
@nine9nine9 Жыл бұрын
Either you have bad friends or that was a bad guy
@StrangelJean Жыл бұрын
dude not helping beat the sleazy greek guy stereotype smh 😩 (I can say that btw I’m greek and I’ve had to deal with sleazy greek men all my life)
@bryanhughes3460 Жыл бұрын
A pretty lame trend is false allegations for s.a. and making fun of suicide then playing dumb while you get destroyed in every video you make. That probably the saddest trend going around, wouldnt you agree?
@hsmorg3640 Жыл бұрын
Im just curious why his brotha is so sensual when hes supposed to be talking to other guys about dating women
@naomia4684 Жыл бұрын
dude as a prelaw student that morgan and morgan sponsorship took me outtttt. 🤣
@ona512 Жыл бұрын
At least he's paying ppl to be in his videos instead of the usual TikTok trend of filming random people for nothing.
@starshiiinebby Жыл бұрын
What if her name ends in an A and sounds like “uh” AND she’s also a Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, or Aquarius? 🤔 I hope someone has asked him this. 😂
@ainooo Жыл бұрын
loving the inspector gadget hair, nick. keep it up! also the video was good too
@DeertickDaniel Жыл бұрын
How tf does this guy make low hanging fruit seem like a controversial subject
@Colonel_Mustsard Жыл бұрын
because his audience are all braindead waster 20 year olds who’ve just discovered weed and made it their personality
@robsands6656 Жыл бұрын
@@Colonel_Mustsarddamn dude you so maaaaaad
@Colonel_Mustsard Жыл бұрын
@@robsands6656 how's it smell 10 feet into his colon?
@Cindyxx0 Жыл бұрын
Women often do laugh at their friends boyfriends
@sammythehero Жыл бұрын
Will that work? And if so, how fast does it take for a man to crawl away when I say my name's Sammy instead of SamanthUH?
@AKbaby89 Жыл бұрын
I feel like youre making fun of me being into crystals, but last night was a full moon so i charged all my crystals and now your words cant hurt me, the vibes are immaculate 😂🤷♀️
@damagedheather Жыл бұрын
the law firm sponsorship is weird bro
@purplepebble34797 ай бұрын
“Eduard’s original tiktok is a federal crime.” 😂😂😂
@darkeimp555 Жыл бұрын
I love when Nick says "Enough!" lmao It's too powerful 😂
@CloudiQuin Жыл бұрын
U and film cooper together would cure my chronic pain
@leethealchemist3512 Жыл бұрын
Everyone he says ive seen a girl on Snap post the same meme. Thats why they say "brotha" sm😭 theyre substituting it with 'Nigga' bc thats what all these post use.
@robbieloi Жыл бұрын
morgan and morgan sponsor is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@cuteiswhatiamyfor Жыл бұрын
can't believe you got sponsored by morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan&morgan&....
@jessicamattes4208 Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about TikTokers like this is the fact that multiple of their TikToks could apply to the same person and have opposite conclusions. For instance, as a girl whose name ends in a (as an uh sound) and a Gemini, based on his logic, should someone wife me up or run because I'll flirt with no intentions? I'm just looking for clarification on this one
@apostrophe.t Жыл бұрын
So... are there any names that end in -A that don't sound like "uh"?
@AntheanCeilliers Жыл бұрын
I think the worst thing is that KZbin keeps recommending your videos to me despite the fact that you were bizarrely mean to a sobbing woman who was threatened with DV and SA online and it really fucking sucked
@xxxxx-iu4fw Жыл бұрын
2:46 fun fact if you live on my street/area, parking your vehicle will not save you from accidents. People go way above 50 km/h and then hit PARKED CARS. HOW DO THEY DO THAT. Edit: also the zodiac sign thing is rlly funny to me because I am a Leo and I’m absolutely terrified of flirting + I only really can flirt with my partner because I know her lmaO.
@meg7221 Жыл бұрын
Nick getting sponsored by a lawyer is a collab I never thought I’d see
@presidentsnow. Жыл бұрын
4:34 bro said the funniest thing casually lmaoooo
@alyssasevert2452 Жыл бұрын
Yesss so glad you posted 🎉
@rubyrrios Жыл бұрын
I did not expect that sponsor
@Chiefkeefer78 Жыл бұрын
nick is the most dedicated content creator. i love ur insta posts while ur on tour AND ur cranking out vids still