My man ate a chocolate bar out of a toilet. My life is complete
@kattarhindu_.103 жыл бұрын
So weird
@Susinator-yn6ow2 жыл бұрын
Prob put a bowl in the toilet filled with clean water.
@kattarhindu_.102 жыл бұрын
@@Susinator-yn6ow yeah
@nerdyjomar2 жыл бұрын
@@Susinator-yn6ow a toilet is never clean
@grimreaper61712 жыл бұрын
@@nerdyjomar a bowl (separate over from the toilet bowl) with clean water put into the toilet bowl. Not clean water in the toilet bowl
@WanderingWhispers6 жыл бұрын
8:10........ER you are the best.
@Willow76ny6 жыл бұрын
well, you know, artists have to make sacrifices for their art...... ;)
@luckyblackcat52566 жыл бұрын
I’m choking in my laughter....... :DD
@benvoli0c9776 жыл бұрын
Oh....that’s quite a commitment
@Simpson77Jack6 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does he do that scene. Is there like a cup in the toilet or something?
@amirbanks86336 жыл бұрын
Simperino probably bought a brand new toilet
@Esteban-lh7qz6 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for years now. You finally managed to creep me out at 8:10
@StickyPuddingg Жыл бұрын
okay lo,l, i was expecting something like an intense stare but that was top tier haha, i really hope he had the chocolate in a plastic container above the toilet water because honest to god that is definitely one of the most unhygienic bits he's ever done!
@jesuschristonabike88786 жыл бұрын
‘Leather Gloves of ASMR’ sounds like a legendary weapon in a Fallout game. “Leather Gloves of ASMR - Bonus fatigue damage + Chance to knock out target on a Critical hit”
@razterizer6 жыл бұрын
This dude is a frickin genius. His creativity seems to have no boundaries. It is such a joy to watch your humouristic ASMR plays. Keep up the great work uncle E.R..
@gaychickennuggets68616 жыл бұрын
“It’s fresh too” this is why I love his ASMR content 😂
@enterthenoid94386 жыл бұрын
Imagine this being your first rift video and watching 8:10
@LunarEdge76 жыл бұрын
Enter the noid I would've asked a lot of questions for people to answer. Glad I got used to this creative insanity.
@nat-cj8be6 жыл бұрын
This IS my first rift video
@ash59516 жыл бұрын
It’s like 2 am and I have work at 10 and here I am laughing at this comment and thinking about all those poor souls
@enterthenoid94386 жыл бұрын
Natalie well I hope you enjoy the ride
@Huckleberry686 жыл бұрын
Enter the noid it is, and WHAT he does this often? lmao
@morgangobin99856 жыл бұрын
Great. Now who’s gong to tell Corvus that ER stole his gloves?
@Audiblegaming6 жыл бұрын
Morgan Gobin borrowed
@chewywolf46236 жыл бұрын
100th like:D
@NiteShiftSound6 жыл бұрын
Great leather gloves you have there 👌🏼👀
@CloroxBleach-pd7dr4 жыл бұрын
aw hell no its you
@PluckySmurf3 жыл бұрын
Where are you? I hope you're safe and healthy. You give good leather sounds.
@SniperGuy4303 жыл бұрын
@@PluckySmurf bruh he commented this 3 years ago. My man hasn't uploaded in 5 months still.
@xalmxalm88036 жыл бұрын
8:16 ... Eating turd ASMR. Shitty tingles
@CptArg6 жыл бұрын
8:01 seriously the best tingles
@BlackArrow366 жыл бұрын
Im here again with the timestamps: 0:00-11:12 Holy preparation 11:12-38:29 Glove Leathers
@morgangobin99856 жыл бұрын
I felt like I was in some bizarre episode of Blues Clues during the first eleven minutes. ER’s just walking around his house with the viewer looking for a random object.
@metalhead5226 жыл бұрын
Shina Malhotra honestly I thought it was horrible
@maxzillagaming24586 жыл бұрын
BlackArrow more like Holy Pilgrimage.
@scruffyrobot69696 жыл бұрын
Shina Malhotra that was terrible...
@yeah23925 жыл бұрын
@@morgangobin9985 I liked it. He ate a freaking Baby Ruth out of the toilet. What if that was actually his er.. Well..
@T0Ymaker6 жыл бұрын
I think Rift is the best ASMR artist who’s videos you can enjoy not just for ASMR experience, but also for how well written and acted they are.
@Looisrey6 жыл бұрын
uhhhh... That Baby Ruth...
@lizc.37026 жыл бұрын
Luis Rey Rodriguez yah idk if I’d eat that from the toilet
@NotTylr6 жыл бұрын
Alma Cedano he prolly had it in a bag or something
@gall9had6 жыл бұрын
Must have cleaned that toilet thoroughly like 3 times
@IamW3D6 жыл бұрын
He 100% Has No Trousers On In This Video
@jpegw6 жыл бұрын
go to 2:20
@IamW3D6 жыл бұрын
Oscar Webster ?
@AchPhoenix6 жыл бұрын
5:18
@LoneDeveloper6 жыл бұрын
You 100% don't need to capitalize the first word of every sentence.
@IamW3D6 жыл бұрын
Lone Developer I 100% Don't Care About Your Opinion
@chuckster..6 жыл бұрын
8:30 The Caddy Shack reference definitely brings joy to my day.
@deathc0w456 жыл бұрын
Bro I've watched your videos since you frick fracking started and to see this kind of comedic gold and the evolution of your very unique asmr style is one journey I'm so happy I stayed on hahahah
@redectro72136 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to see a House M. D. ASMR video. It would be funny to see the doctor softly saying inappropriate phrases to his patients like "yeah you are probably going to die within the hour."
@nickhexum016 жыл бұрын
I screamed when you ate the Baby Ruth.
@doccrowley33676 жыл бұрын
Please make all leather ASMR. Those creaking and crunching noises are the only thing that can soothe my homicidal rage.
@lolz55046 ай бұрын
Lol ye
@BanilyaGorilya6 жыл бұрын
A Baby Ruth in its natural habitat is the best way to find one and consume it.
@briany30026 жыл бұрын
Idec about the gloves but the intro was so satifying. Like that look on his face and his expressions and the way the backround is dark and all you see is him
@GreenRabitWorld3 жыл бұрын
Me sleeping: 😌 *PORCUPINE* Me: 😳❗️
@Emma-lk8ut6 жыл бұрын
ER, you are such a gift! Your asmr never fails to deliver amazing sounds, humor, and and wisdom! 💓 Leather sounds are the best :-)
@ianp53676 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, I always love your videos, but this one especially was not only really entertaining, but your mannerisms when speaking here were great. Thanks so much for the great content as always my dude!
@dreamhunterasmr48506 жыл бұрын
Leather Gloves are one of my fav sounds 👍
@hellcat694204 жыл бұрын
For me it is Gloves in general
@stevenschwar80646 жыл бұрын
The way you chomped on that toilet twinkie had me cringing like Simon Cowell judging a William Hung's performance of "She Bangs".
@rhetoric60664 жыл бұрын
This is my go-to ASMR video. I cant believe I've been watching this for two years and I still remember my first time watching it. I usually memorize most of my favorite ASMR videos so then I know the sound pattern and it stops working, but something about this one seems immune to that.
@rhetoric60662 жыл бұрын
Well I guess I’m up to 4 years now and this is still my go to ASMR video.
@rhetoric6066 Жыл бұрын
Still here, still my go to ASMR video. But I'm honestly not that surprised. When I comment again next year; here's some context - I just got back from Scotland.
@alexcarrick65406 жыл бұрын
“Muuuuuum, dads got his hand in the toilet again”.
@hellcat694204 жыл бұрын
LOL, right
@hellcat694204 жыл бұрын
And I can not do it even tho I am 14 years old (almost 15)
@Freelancer_17406 жыл бұрын
Dear God I think Rift has finally lost it, praying to a toilet lol
@Risi6666 жыл бұрын
nah he never had it to begin with. :P
@maux43424 жыл бұрын
That one boi just watch a little farther💀💀
@notsam216 жыл бұрын
Buenos días, buenas noches or Buenos Aires. I'm no spanish expert but I am pretty sure that last one is Argentina's capital.
@UmbraHand6 жыл бұрын
NotSam Hahaha, it Is
@alemallo996 жыл бұрын
Buenos aires means literally "good winds"
@UmbraHand6 жыл бұрын
Shinigami Ryuk_DN Thats The literal translation. But We dont use it To Greet people in Spanish. Its Also The name of Argentina's capital
@alemallo996 жыл бұрын
Monty Monty Si, lo sé perfectamente, soy español xD
@notsam216 жыл бұрын
Shinigami Ryuk_DN ayyyy yo también lol
@tofu30764 жыл бұрын
* me watching for a minute ; calm * ad pops out ; panick * but it's also an asmr ; calm
@Derpplup6 жыл бұрын
U should do a blues clues style episode
@idledreamsasmr3996 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, the Baby Ruth scene, I had a visceral reaction haha But I love this video. I had a rough day and it indeed helped me to relax. Thanks!
@awwi90046 жыл бұрын
I hope you cleaned your toilet 78 times before shooting this video...
@justinstephens55456 жыл бұрын
Simon Arnsted he probably had a cup of water sitting in the toilet bowl.
@Jimmy-Vance6 жыл бұрын
He had a little bowl with water in there. Use your brain. It's not that hard, trust me.
@thelegendkillersshittyduff13356 жыл бұрын
David u don't know sacarsm
@adistractionzhhcl40796 жыл бұрын
Probably had a floating container in there
@TheblobRoss6 жыл бұрын
@@kermit7139 Lmao ASS dust 😁😁😂😂😂
@Mushroovination6 жыл бұрын
Your VDOs are extremely relax and creative. Really love them.
@jeremiahfink97096 жыл бұрын
hey rift, may I request another combination lock ASMR? I really want to see more of that story, it's my favourite character
@maxzillagaming24586 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah Fink oh I have a feeling it's going to continue to happen in the future as it is a simple video to make and he already made 2 with a decent amount of time between.
@joehiles65176 жыл бұрын
What if we all send him in some random keys and one person sends a lock with the key and he goes through them all trying to find the right one.
@maxzillagaming24586 жыл бұрын
ooooh searching for the right key in a pile of keys is also a REALLY GOOD IDEA!
@2kesayota9426 жыл бұрын
Uncle ER speaking Spanish!!! 😭😭😭😭 ❤️Thank you for this amazing video. Goodnight everyone 😊
@Daniel-jb3ib6 жыл бұрын
Kesayota22 Ya lo sé a mi tambien se me hizo extraño 😅
@Mrs.DEATHyuri7w76 жыл бұрын
Same, mi cara se quedo en estado de "WTF? No se que pasa, pero me gusta (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" 😂
@yesiamsureienteredmynameco21036 жыл бұрын
Burrito
@jonthehedghehog6 жыл бұрын
So next come the Boots of ASMR and lastly the Hat of ASMR to complete TinglExodia
@LunarEdge76 жыл бұрын
PecaFistro Yugioh? LOL
@recruityboiii44856 жыл бұрын
THATS IMPOSSIBLE NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO ASSEMBLE THE MIGHTY TINGLEXODIA!
@pyro74386 жыл бұрын
1:27 when uncle E can't find his pistol to assassinate the creator of mayonnaise. 😂
@trishahinkley53716 жыл бұрын
After the first 9 videos this video is absolutely amazing
@aperson23786 жыл бұрын
"Over...always over" Ephemeral Rift April 2018 (only one wisdom-full phrase in the sea of many)
@chrisbade21196 жыл бұрын
A Person Never forget 'fuck mayo'.
@aidanverhoef43526 жыл бұрын
'Fuck mayo' was the first video I watched
@horizon31976 жыл бұрын
Which video is 'fuck mayo'?
@aperson23786 жыл бұрын
Horizon kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ2ueJmPbbqIf80
@goldentoparican7886 жыл бұрын
ER literally at the beginning of te video: Buenos Dias Literally my first thought: *BUENOS DIAS MANDY*
@AwkCrafty5 жыл бұрын
I M B A C I L
@ohnoitsthatguy096 жыл бұрын
dude..... you're the best at this.
@Yumeuni6 жыл бұрын
I was looking something else while having this video on the background, I come back and he`s eating from the toilet seat. I love this channel.
@daniamucino8783 жыл бұрын
I am hispanic and did not expect you speaking spanish😂 I literally had to double check
@josesoriano4096 жыл бұрын
Was falling asleep but I woke up to use this to go to sleep
@CasuaLxClan6 жыл бұрын
Damn master rift lookin al Mr.Grey like
@TrogdorMan6 жыл бұрын
Welcome back, Potato.
@TrogdorMan6 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised nobody else has recognized you. I guess there's a lot of new people here.
@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown6 жыл бұрын
WOAH YOU AGAIN?!
@loveadumb6 жыл бұрын
Potato POTATO WE MISSED YOU
@oogabooga57326 жыл бұрын
Hey you're back
@jaaleleet6 жыл бұрын
wishing you the best as always
@jacobmckenney99875 жыл бұрын
19:52 like him or not he’s spitting straight facts
@nathanplaysgames32636 жыл бұрын
very good video Again I hope You Will get the 1 million subs!
@SeanGage4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist:the baby Ruth is actually a hard terd
@robbytheatomicengineer57494 жыл бұрын
Man straight up ate a damn chocolate bar out of a toilet
@4head5276 жыл бұрын
I blindly roll around to find and plug in my phone charger and I lose hold of headphones and I come back and look at my phone and he's praying to a toilet, what a true meme God.
@S1ay3r0136 жыл бұрын
8:20 that's a tasty power move
@Churrasc19176 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD, ER talking in spanish at the beginning, I was surprised, it's just amazing
@dr.mcquackle81796 жыл бұрын
Boi, you never run out of ideas... and yet I would watch you even if you did.
@abigaillorea12446 жыл бұрын
I thought I was confused, but he's actually talking on spanish, OMG my ears are blessed now. A lots of love from México uncle E
@Daniel-jb3ib6 жыл бұрын
Abigail Berry Yo también esta un poco confundido al principio 😅
@syncopatedglory6 жыл бұрын
i was ready for neither the spanish nor the humor 😂 you always make me laugh, thank you 💞
@lustrouspinetree92596 жыл бұрын
Dude rifttttt i mean cmon the toilet one caught me off guard i made gagging noises in bed whew
@LunarEdge76 жыл бұрын
Lustrous Pinetree :^ )
@therealnw42126 жыл бұрын
lol
@MyNameHere1016 жыл бұрын
I assume this isn't your first time gagging in bed
@SteamPumpGamer6 жыл бұрын
FUCKING NICE
@itsnicerachelwerehaving-67854 жыл бұрын
@@MyNameHere101 😏
@PluckySmurf3 жыл бұрын
I love this so much. Words cannot describe.
@marcelinebrownell83996 жыл бұрын
I love how you slip random comedy into these thing. I love it!
@weebdestroyer76496 жыл бұрын
8:12 when you forget to flush the toilet and someone mistakes your crap for a baby ruth
@jjortiz75046 жыл бұрын
ER is so underviewed. These vids are so original.
@m1kkole1nonen6 жыл бұрын
Man... Almost woke up the whole house trying not to laugh while watching this. 🤣 Nice leather sounds btw. That baby ruth though...
@CrateUniverse6 жыл бұрын
yay!! so happy the wooden blocks came back.
@BusyBASMR6 жыл бұрын
This is sooo tingly. Thank you E ❤️
@kattarhindu_.103 жыл бұрын
And the chocolate too 🤣🤣 🍫
@ebgamer296 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite vid for a while.
@somedudefromholland6 жыл бұрын
After the first feature of the leather gloves I was hoping for this video. Thanks ER!
@utfan08996 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd say this but the toilet tapping was awesome!
@GoldenLogic6 жыл бұрын
i’ve been asking him to do this since asmr neagan and he finally did it
@joehiles65176 жыл бұрын
Buenos noches ER. Just gotta say...I love the creativity of this video.
@FRamps6 жыл бұрын
It would actually be kinda funny if someone lost a hand trying to find a pair of gloves in a garbage disposal..
@morgangobin99856 жыл бұрын
FR amps It would be extra funny if they found the lost glove in the garbage disposal and it was the one for the hand they lost.
@IvanSN6 жыл бұрын
That idea just gives me really bad cringes, haha
@Leath3r6 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to listen this after my run tonight!
@lolz55046 ай бұрын
Where did you go? 😢
@jorgemorenodelvalle986 жыл бұрын
Leather sounds are always great for Asmr
@Dogtles6 жыл бұрын
I'm never bored when watching your videos, can't say the same about any other asmr youtuber
@deltaduxdan8166 жыл бұрын
19:49 that caught me off guard. Had to go back to confirm that he just said that randomly.
@Seamus1-w2m23 сағат бұрын
W profile picture Kinda weird to be responding to a comment 5 years ago
@chewywolf46236 жыл бұрын
Yes! I waited a long time for this one! Thanks!
@jennalee92256 жыл бұрын
'Thank you porcelain god' is what I'm going to say any time I eat a BB Ruth now
@chicooasis90006 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the formal way of greeting each other in Spanish, Buenos Aires
@UmbraHand6 жыл бұрын
John Exactly jajaja. Mentions a City
@prestonnugent18493 жыл бұрын
I wish you g o o d w i n d s for today's travels
@prostlol6 жыл бұрын
love leather sounds )
@wesleypettingell70486 жыл бұрын
He was so clam and serious that I actually believed for a second to store my stuff in the garbage disposal
@luislorenzolopez89086 жыл бұрын
An incredible surprise I am spanish and see you talking spanish is very strange but is also funny you are de best sigue así jaja
@Blitz844010 ай бұрын
Dude when he pulls out the Baby Ruth then bites it at 8:21 is the most cursed but funny shit I’ve ever seen
@spacebar4206 жыл бұрын
Wow, you just took ASMR to a whole new level.
@yo_its_gingey53296 жыл бұрын
Yay I'm welcome to a video for once in my life! I'm an inorganic life form... I was created at the sanitarium and I've been so lost. I'm so happy someone finally recognizes me and doesn't hate me because I'm inorganic. Thanks doc!
@julia970y6v6 жыл бұрын
"A garbage disposal is a great place to store your valuables" It's one of these videos...
@PluckySmurf3 жыл бұрын
♥️ this. Plus I got a genuine hoot over the winfall toilet Baby Ruth. Woof did I get tingled by those gloves.
@tabbyorange11075 жыл бұрын
Son: Hey mom, where’s dad? Wife: He’s praying over the toilet again sweetie, he’ll be out soon.
@thymemoss6 жыл бұрын
the ghostbusters reference wasnt missed & was actually funny to hear, just wanted to say thank you, that movie is on my top 5 list!
@jpmiller93856 жыл бұрын
So this is basically a "Tour on ER's House ASMR"
@nerdbamarich20636 жыл бұрын
Always bringing good stuff..thanks as always...
@onibaba26456 жыл бұрын
You deserve an award you magnificent man
@Petiteparrot16 жыл бұрын
Stumbling through this video, and thank you to the baby ruth Easter egg!!! It's a classic!!
@ryanshook16486 жыл бұрын
I wanna see this mans shelter in the woods...
@vampedout146 жыл бұрын
Yeesus gonna give me a heart attack with that Baby Ruth 😛
@emilyfarfadet91316 жыл бұрын
Ah Ephemeral Lift- aways makes me feel like I'm experiencing the worlds most relaxing stroke. Reality is disintegrating and I doubt my own faculties, but my is it chill.
@lolz55046 ай бұрын
lift ah yes
@smickleberrystew86984 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure he just propped the Baby Ruth on some kind of objet in the esophagus of the *Great Porcelain One* to keep the bar sanitary.
@gwadpot6 жыл бұрын
When you opened that vent at about 11 minutes in, I thought you were about to say, in the list of valuables you could store in there, "drug money".
@sonnyasmr71436 жыл бұрын
Oh how am I supposed to relax when I’m laughing at him eating Mr Hankey outta the loo. 😂 💩 😂