The Legend of Lark

Every story has a beginning. Every legend has an origin. Every Witcher has... the Lark.
Watch Éile, the mother of all Witchers, end an empire, birth a new world and breathe new life into a franchise in The Witcher: Blood Origin.
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[@Senumunu]

its actually insane how cynical these shows are cultural terrorism is going on right in front of our eyes

[@magnuskallas]

A few hours ago I called woke "cultural rape". We are on the same page, my friend. Yes, it is mental terror.

[@axelhopfinger533]

cultural terrorism is the exact right term. This is an extra malicious and spiteful step above mere cultural vandalism. It's not just about deconstruction, but open mockery and humiliation. In the olden times, blood would have been shed and lives been taken over such blatant insults.

[@DoubleDowner]

@@axelhopfinger533 Agreed. Well said to you and OP ... it's getting to beyond parody levels, beyond funny, beyond analysis. There's no escapism at all, everything is captured.

[@manoz6194]

same people who carry out this cultural terrorism also did 9/11

[@nikorasub1410]

What worse it's that now when I see people of the "diversity" (this word is a shame) I always think "nah they put for the diversity" whereas in the past I didn't care when I saw a Black Nick Fury.. The ton of this video is parody but that how this current bussiness sell us this product.

[@FugueState1]

What an amazing and memorable performance by What's-her-name! She will not soon be forgotten!

[@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442]

indeed! the song she sang will never be forgotten, called...something..by something!

[@MelbourneArchviz]

@@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 I am sure there is a rose in it. and it got to be a black rose or something.

[@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442]

@@MelbourneArchviz i mean definitely not WHITE rose, the horror

[@blackadder564]

Who will?

[@chet1921]

I never knew it from the get-go

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

This show is the origin of the blood that leaked out of my ears, after my brain imploded from watching it.

[@smurfie8412]

You don't know good storytelling 🤬

[@glaivedacier]

I simply don't understand why you people do watch it...

[@GilesMcRiker]

You're lucky that your ear canal was the only orifice leaking blood after watching the show

[@GilesMcRiker]

@glaivedacier Cuz otherwise they would be criticized for not having given it a chance

[@glaivedacier]

@@GilesMcRiker Yeah, you're right. Some of them could even try to send us to jail for not doing that.

[@repawn3610]

1:34 "down goes the sexist white male and his diverse group of sexist male friends" KILLED ME

[@MelbourneArchviz]

this has more production value and better writing than the actual show.

[@axelhopfinger533]

A show so bad, it actually makes you feel like a better person having never watched it.

[@repawn3610]

I felt like jesus when i saw someone with the same skin colour as me and the diversity of the characters in a pre modern civilisation really showed us the polish lore accuracy . Simply A Work Of All Time

[@hermitcard4494]

Aleluya!!

[@IronKore]

Agreed, should have had only white people. There were no international trades or interactions in the past. Agreed.

[@repawn3610]

@@IronKore dood im not talking about transactions im taking about a asian a persian a aussie the black gal .. sitting in the same bar living in the same town that shit never happened if they were from different regions like game of thrones wow make sense stop seeing criticism as racist

[@repawn3610]

@@hermitcard4494 Amen LAD

[@nikzad2167]

You realise that all people of colour live in Asia [plus yellow and red]. and Persians, like 'me' are the first Caucasian Whites in All Asia

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

Modern audiences fantasy Europe-based setting: > Go to drow village, talk to the black drow, buy from the chinese drow and train with the latina drow, defeat the evil white male drow. > Go to dwarf village, talk to the black dwarf, buy from the chinese dwarf and train with the latina dwarf, defeat the evil white male dwarf. > Go to elf village, talk to the black elf, buy from the chinese elf and train with the latina elf, defeat the evil white male elf. > Go to goblin village, talk to the black goblin, buy from the chinese goblin and train with the latina goblin, defeat the evil white male goblin. > Go to human village, talk to the black human, buy from the chinese human and train with the latina human, defeat the evil white male human. > Go to orc village, talk to the black orc, buy from the chinese orc and train with the latina orc, defeat the evil white male orc.

[@alzarpomario889]

You mean American-based setting.

[@evildoughboy7773]

Rinse, lather, repeat.

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

@@alzarpomario889 I mean college-rich middle class setting XD

[@Aeyis537]

@@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 you mean college-rich middle class american idiocracy leaving in big american city setting...

[@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115]

@@Aeyis537 but transplanted on an Europe-based setting.

[@JamesHazeth]

i am more entertained by the critics than the show itself

[@trevorfloyd7313]

10:48 “Daenerys Targaryen after the drinks have worn off” had me rolling 😂

[@leemansius6078]

No need for sequels-because you can’t add to perfection. 5/5 Stars

[@greyman1104]

"Revenge is a dish best served STRAIGHT to the stomach" had me rolling on the floor 😂

[@JohnSmith-qb9ex]

Little by little, minute after minute, i felt my soul leaving my body.

[@AnbuVega]

Beautiful! Brilliant! Breathtaking! I wish more people understood modern cinema like you do. Thanks for another great video spotlighting a near perfect origin story.

[@pizzapicante27]

No wonder white heterosexual males all over the world disliked this series, Lark sounds like such a perfect, flawless, strong, independent, perfect, diverse woman that doesnt need any man. Man remember the days when characters like Xeena had well-developed flawed personalities with physical and social limitations that required other characters to fill in the blanks and when they met other male characters in their own universe like Hercules or other male heroes, they treated them with respect as valued companions in their struggles since no one character was able to overcome everything by themselves? man, Im so glad those days are over and done for.

[@icepicjoey]

Singing to redeem yourself for burning a family alive. So brave and stunning!

[@alphaomega1328]

What I worry about as well is the fact that they made a BARD character who can't actually sing... or play an instrument. Although considering the show was 'written' by people who can't write maybe putting people in positions they can't actually do makes sense to them.

[@mariopenulli1395]

A bard that can sing is ableist!

[@bpet7138]

Truly inspiring. If I could remember any of the characters names I'm certain I would have a few favorites!

[@EsteemedReptile]

You mean you don't remember Belnor? What about Hadelon and his sister Scrampo? Don't tell me you've forgotten about Empress Gooblefooble?!

[@tch2296]

There's definitely a phenomenon now, with these woke superhero-ish movies, where we don't have movie stars any more. We have Thor, Ant-Man, the Justice League, whoever all these people are, etc. We have all these forgettable characters and no movie stars. Compare this to the nineties where you would actually get excited about a movie because, say, Edward Norton was in it. Those days are gone. Thank God Disney and the companies perpetrating this cultural garbage upon us are taking enormous hits financially. Not to mention the Bud Light fiasco - they're down sales wise 30 percent year over year for the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco. I never thought I'd say this, but I think going woke isn't going to be a viable strategy much longer. I think the tides are turning. Look how well the new Top Gun did.

[@pnunezaguila]

Truly one of the shows ever made!!!.

[@ianhansen6840]

This is quite possibly one of the TV shows that has EVER been made for television!!!

[@andyleung913]

the genius and tragic thing about this channel is that he is going to have so much material to work with

[@apexpredator2277]

no wonder its the highest rated show

[@evildoughboy7773]

The mother of all cultural vandalism... No wait, that was rings of power. Still, the show was pretty close.

[@antonyapostolov8252]

Are you sure it wasn't Velma? Tbh, these days it's kinda hard to tell what's worse :D What a time to be alive

[@orionhan2431]

This show completely rewrites the actual lore of the Witcher series. 10/10, must watch for anyone that hates the Witcher

[@animachainzvideoz5921]

It would be nice if Hollywood writers understood good and evil, right and wrong, but that is a fleeting dream.

[@lowlygrinder2977]

I kept forgetting they were supposed to be elves, but then I also kept forgetting the ones playing dwarves were supposed to be broad shouldered strong armed dwarves.

[@HellonearthlABB]

4:07 the arrow scene looks straight out from an Indian movie, that's what happens when you don't limit affermative action to the cast but you introduce it also to the production team

[@manosvasilakis3820]

all those woke tv shows and movies and their precious message nowadays, aren't worth our time and attention at all. but i am kinda grateful of their existence because they provide us with great content through woke critic and nerdronic!! glorious job once again sir.. thank you for everything!!

[@DarthEvilicus]

Of all the fantasy shows, this is one of them

[@hunterelf]

Really enjoying these reviews!! Please make more😂

[@floydffrogfloydffrog7453]

I have an idea that could actually save the current entertainment landscape from the pit of critical derision and public scorn that it's currently driving itself toward in double time. The producers of shows like Blood Origin hire The Woke Critic and others of his ilk to add running commentary, such as this video, to their execrable shows. The commentary can not be turned off. As a result the shows become actually entertaining for everyone. Totes win-win.

[@Pers0n97]

She literally "slay queen".

[@wizardofcog]

Daenarys Targaryan after the drinks have worn off. Hahahaha

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

"Daenerys after the drinks have worn off"😂

[@jbshbsskskhbs6713]

It shouldn't be that hard to write a competent female character that isn't a Mary Sue. But a good story isn't a priority, the message must always be pushed.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

It’s really embarrassing and telling when you have decades of films before that did just that.

[@davidmorgan1038]

Sexism down 63% since it’s debut

[@nickmorenz5689]

The Lark was amazing. She's so amazing it's hard to fathom.

[@Emansonnen]

Pure comedy gold! This show must be cast into the fire... A total disgrace, what have you done Andrzej, your creations should be like your kids, which you don't feed to the wolves for no money in the world!

[@23wtb]

"Everything woke turns to shit." -Some guy

[@christhauma2981]

Your comments do so much credit to these masterpeases. Honestly, the oozing sarcasm is hilarioulsly funny.

[@grantmiller6570]

I'm so pleased you put all that into context - I understand completely now, I was a fool to doubt it, what a great show, how could I have missed that.

[@nikorasub1410]

Always brillant !

[@Adityarm.08]

+1

[@andysalter7192]

Dude , you deserve a Million Subs ! Awesome as usual!

[@darthmaul8952]

"... Pound shop Daenerys" 😂😂

[@Micolashcage1]

This channel deserves 1M subs lol

[@spilkcore-8205]

Please Please PLEASE do Velma next 😂

[@whitetiana3022]

i would say "do velma next". but making you watch that show would just be cruel.

[@Pers0n97]

It's indeed very funny how the "ultradiversity" of that setting, somehow, didn't touch the thing like cop, military and bad guys in general. It's as if, I don't know, like there was some kind of agenda or something at work here other than just wanting to have some "diversity".

[@stephenbeagle2239]

"A Jail Bard" lol

[@OutoftheWoodsMusic]

This was insanely clever and creative. Respect ✌

[@kulloth]

I can't believe HollyWoke still made the black woman a single mother.

[@jacquelineking5783]

Not that surprising, in the reboot Ghostbusters they made the black woman the only one not a scientist.

[@sirrathersplendid4825]

And doubtless an immaculate conception. No woman in Hollyweird ever needed a man.

[@est_9855]

She-who-tf-is-she? dominated the show, truly one of the 2022 fantasy show ever!!

[@icepicjoey]

This is the show they wanted to make from the beginning.

[@tomsadventures1001]

Thanks to your review I now watch The Witcher will all new eyes. You continue to wake me out of my privilege life.

[@magnuskallas]

Why is it that the diverse cast always gives off those corporate HR department vibes? Like as if it was their day off at the City. They are not proper actors.

[@singingflowers7456]

i was so sad after watching this realizing that not only was it over, but that i had wasted time watching it

[@kennydolby1379]

This is gold.

[@French-Dutch-English-blooded]

Thank you so much for the laughs. Great work!

[@LeftJoystick]

This series was The Witcher version of the “You son of a bitch, I’m in!” Rick and Morty Episode. It honestly felt like a parody. What a shame Hollywood/Netflix/whatever can’t get their heads out of their asses. Will they ever learn? Lmao.

[@karolinakuc4783]

Parodies are funny. If you want some good parody then watch "Magnaci I Czarodzieje" on YT

[@PassanCat]

After you said "Willow" I became unironically confused where the difference between this two shows is/was.

[@haitolawrence5986]

Blarck is both stunning AND brave!

[@MarkSalazar69]

So good, you'll have endless content because Hollywood is a cesspool of wokeness.

[@davepost7675]

It's like I'm in the writer's room.

[@AlainBoudard]

Shit these reviews are awesome ! It's amazing how great content can rise not from ashes but from dog shit ❤ I never regret not having watched the shows you review, because I still have surprises !

[@Mr1234512]

“Fire starter” playing under Lark playing the instrument was brilliant. 😂

[@yuarthur455]

Yes

[@aglusci]

Great recap! At first I didnt see a plot but it was there the whole time!

[@godzilla928]

this channel is underrated and needs more recognition! 😡 and btw: this first scene here looked just like some ripoff from Desperado or something. Definitely not their own original idea...

[@Ryan-vl2nn]

So stunning. And quite brave.

[@HellonearthlABB]

😭😭 you tube didn't send me the notifications for this channel lol, i have a few videos to watch now Another note, I've noticed a common use of black people with blue eyes in western medias, here, overwatch 2, apex legends, god of war Ragnarok, the list might go on but for now I got only these, i wonder why is that, it might be to increase race mixing by making blacks attracted to white features like blue eyes.

[@zaroonyakhyakhan4514]

greatest show ever created. it is truly art.

[@silverscorpio24]

I wanted to cry at Lark's pop/rap/folk strumming in the tavern.

[@MeMe-lx2jw]

The movies and shows you mention don't even compare to how good your videos are!

[@saladdays180s9]

This would be a suitable "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie.

[@sabotagesaddam6181]

you made me laugh out loud so many times its crazy. and i dont even like to laugh that much

[@Cptraktorn]

Truly a beautiful show.

[@ArmyWolves]

"Denarys Taergaryen... after the drinks have worn off." 😂😂😂😂 I haven't heard this version before. I have heard the: 1. Discount Denarys 2.Dollar-store Denarys 3.Off-brand Denarys 4.Thrift-store Denarys 5.Knock-off Denarys 6.Low rent Denarys

[@keegan4854]

Stunning and Brave to the max

[@Haterator]

How stunning and brave! And I mean this review.

[@jimvanlieshout7657]

My many thanks for saving me hours of wasted time!

[@socceroos123]

your commentary is gold. it is distilled, concentrated mockery of putrific culture.

[@anastasiadrozdova1192]

The added sound effects are a perfect cherry on top, lol. :D

[@daviddecouto4791]

Pure genius… hilarious. #Subscribed 🎉

[@MasticinaAkicta]

Ah perfection!

[@justjordan8018]

This show woke me so hard, I had white coffee for breakfast with black cream.

[@zoebaggins90]

What's black cream? 😨

[@rgerber]

those edits are masterful

[@mentalplayground]

just great

[@kenefdz]

I Fyel over laughing at this! As always, excellent commentary !

[@bloodrunsclear]

I keep forgetting this even existed…

[@h.r.vanadel6572]

Absolutely glorious takedown of an absolutely abysmal show.

[@KB8Killa]

It looks so awful

[@angrybatarian]

Funny how they portray elves as just humans with pointy ears. Such a far cry from the elves of the books

[@bdleo300]

GaladriLark Skywalker!

[@TiGGowich]

You know I keep thinking they are producing this garbage to be ironic... and then I always realize no... they actually think this is good and what people want... we truly live in a clown world.

[@LeftJoystick]

It makes me feel like the crazy one. Maybe that is what they want. Then you see the subreddits/Twitter having an orgasm over how good it is (Rings of Power for example). Yeah - I don’t buy it. There’s no way people can be so gullible.

[@TiGGowich]

@@LeftJoystick yeah it's hard to believe... but what I find even more frustrating is that no matter how bad a product is, you still find loads of people watching it ... I don't understand how some people can have such low standards. Rings of Prime is the perfect example. Even if you have never even heard of LOTR or Tolkien before... the show was just objectively so bad and terrible in every single aspect. Yet you have people who watched it and thought it was the best series ever... I just don't understand people nowadays.

[@mdnght0095]

The Legend of Lark from Wakanda.

[@michaelforsythe4335]

This is high comedy.

[@kantstenchonthemel5641]

wow wow wow, wow...such an amazing fighter! I bet killing the vicious creature that guards the cave of Caerbannog would be super easy barely an inconvenience!

[@J.E.R.O.M.E.]

Fantastic 😂

[@jxw457]

Instant classic.

[@jamietuggnut3312]

I remember the scene where Fjal asked the "little person" if she was a dwarf and she looked him up-and-down and sneered, "It's pronounced 'Dorf.'"

[@EsteemedReptile]

I can't even tell if you're joking

[@jamietuggnut3312]

@@EsteemedReptile Ha-ha! I am...😀

[@digitalwayfarer7404]

They're always saying that "representation matters," so what does representing 98% of the villains as white males mean?

[@utm4638]

Subbed. 🤘